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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024
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  • @LetsGameItOut
    @LetsGameItOut  4 роки тому +2657

    Thanks again to Xbox Game Pass for PC for the sponsorship! Try it now (and CK3) for $1: play.crusaderkings.com/letsgameitout

  • @zachpulido5972
    @zachpulido5972 4 роки тому +5038

    I’d like to pretend that if the other kingdoms put one more or less “M” on the diplomacy letters war is declared on them

    • @ApatheticGod0
      @ApatheticGod0 4 роки тому +45

      CequezPlays :D causus belli means the cause of the war, I.e. a reason to declare war :)

    • @Francisco-oz8yb
      @Francisco-oz8yb 3 роки тому +62

      @o҉ CequezPlays o҉ it’s because the realm of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM have a rule were if other realms don’t write the certain amount of ms in the country they are declared war

    • @yearsapart9240
      @yearsapart9240 2 роки тому +6

      😂

    • @nmmkunst
      @nmmkunst 2 роки тому +16

      You don’t need to pretend, it is exactly what happens

    • @itz_tiny_mia
      @itz_tiny_mia 2 роки тому +3

      Yes

  • @UndeadHavoc1
    @UndeadHavoc1 4 роки тому +9601

    I just absolutely love how one 7-year old girl managed to bully a king into becoming a drunkard

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 роки тому +163

      I honestly feel hungry after reading your comment-

    • @Ffranky23
      @Ffranky23 4 роки тому +45

      That's funny

    • @kazuhiramiller2121
      @kazuhiramiller2121 4 роки тому +229

      The consequences were rough for her tho

    • @nexus1g
      @nexus1g 4 роки тому +50

      I gotta find this girl and make sure I take notes.

    • @Quinxed
      @Quinxed 4 роки тому +148

      7 year olds are demons, it's no surprise

  • @Jrpyify
    @Jrpyify 4 роки тому +5901

    "I'm going to ignore my duties to my country and focus on petty revenge, all the while waging frivolous wars"
    -> Accidentally does entirely realistic play-through.

    • @Devp278
      @Devp278 4 роки тому +120

      @@user-lw5um4je1i an accurate representation of how raid shadow legends pops up on random places

    • @cloverjones7035
      @cloverjones7035 4 роки тому +49

      My name's jeff

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo 4 роки тому +55

      Joshua Lalhriatpuia an accurate representation of a dead meme.

    • @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit
      @LamborghiniDiabloSVPursuit 4 роки тому +186

      >"I'm going to ignore my duties to my country and focus on petty revenge, all the while waging frivolous wars"
      So like most of the olden European monarchy?

    • @cloverjones7035
      @cloverjones7035 4 роки тому +1

      Damn boi he thicc DAMN BOO HE THICC

  • @anaacuna9106
    @anaacuna9106 3 роки тому +3366

    Honestly, the only unrealistic thing about this is that Vainmonde's name isn't Grace.

    • @shadowwolf1553
      @shadowwolf1553 3 роки тому +31

      You'r right

    • @xiao7372
      @xiao7372 3 роки тому +9

      lmfao

    • @yaga7557
      @yaga7557 3 роки тому +183

      She might be Grace's ancestor,we don't know yet

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 3 роки тому +176

      @@yaga7557 every single grace in his videos is somehow descended from Vainmonde. Even the shark.

    • @ashleybro6933
      @ashleybro6933 3 роки тому +5

      I know right!!!

  • @itsjustme_3
    @itsjustme_3 4 роки тому +1917

    That death notice... "There was no argument he could not peacefully resolve." Just after drinking himself to death because he was bullied by a toddler. I feel like Vainmonde won that round.

  • @kromozome4181
    @kromozome4181 4 роки тому +1377

    As a french guy I’ve never been this proud of Philippe his dynasty and what you’ve done to my country. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMad respect

  • @zerotubeification2014
    @zerotubeification2014 4 роки тому +1675

    Vainmonde one time in kindergarten: Thou art Smelly.
    Josh: So you have chosen... Death.

    • @huejpp4681
      @huejpp4681 4 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @Platifire
      @Platifire 4 роки тому +55

      FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!

    • @lev7509
      @lev7509 4 роки тому +54

      Oh, Josh is not giving her the salvation of death, heck no.

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 4 роки тому +21

      Lev Peslyak wouldn’t surprise me if King Lunchtime went to the ends of the earth to find a way to keep Vainmont immortal, even though she only bullied his father.

    • @Menchii_bug
      @Menchii_bug 4 роки тому +3

      General Alduin seems accurate to me

  • @brandoftheraisin
    @brandoftheraisin 3 роки тому +823

    “Medieval Times were rough” he says as he meticulously ruins his childhood rival’s life

  • @HalfLifeExpert1
    @HalfLifeExpert1 4 роки тому +6961

    As much as Josh screws around with the game, the most absurd thing is that the default King was bullied by a toddler at age 14.

    • @princevimbai1
      @princevimbai1 4 роки тому +631

      It's like the game was saying as much as you are trying to break me, I can break myself more

    • @heathersharpeandrews
      @heathersharpeandrews 4 роки тому +71

      I think it was 15

    • @rimirutempest2437
      @rimirutempest2437 3 роки тому +122

      That makes it worse 😂

    • @sirnutella506
      @sirnutella506 3 роки тому +76

      Lol yea! I mean like dude ya got bigger problems then a toddler “bullying” you! -_-

    • @alexhutchins6161
      @alexhutchins6161 3 роки тому +41

      Bothing about how an 8 year old is supposedly a saint?

  • @Menchii_bug
    @Menchii_bug 4 роки тому +1716

    “So, where do you come from?”
    *inhales*

    • @DanDann
      @DanDann 4 роки тому +26

      underrated comment 😂

    • @gigiplayz9079
      @gigiplayz9079 4 роки тому +93

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-

    • @spacekraken666
      @spacekraken666 4 роки тому +91

      *MICROWAVE SOUNDS*

    • @Lickiecat
      @Lickiecat 4 роки тому +6

      Best game 2020
      Best comment 2020

    • @tscheker1000
      @tscheker1000 4 роки тому +4

      @@spacekraken666 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @tjacob00
    @tjacob00 4 роки тому +1488

    I imagine the officials of other realms being like "Damn how many M's is it again ?"

    • @JonathanSicoli
      @JonathanSicoli 4 роки тому +127

      They just have a stamp they use.

    • @inkfoxes4941
      @inkfoxes4941 4 роки тому +110

      On the upside, nobody wants to declare war on him because they can never remember how to write his name...

    • @unknownuserr670
      @unknownuserr670 4 роки тому +39

      what it says: Em
      Your head: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 3 роки тому +68

      @@JonathanSicoli Now I'm imagining a comically long stamp being used on a regular sized paper

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 роки тому +48

      "I HATE writing to this guy... scribes working in shifts just to write all those M's before I get another damn letter saying 'You there?' he's the absolute worst..."

  • @emmik946
    @emmik946 3 роки тому +1237

    “I used an entire kingdom to torment one person”
    Me: “Let me guess... Grace?”
    *But then it wasn’t.....*

    • @kateaveryavery1342
      @kateaveryavery1342 3 роки тому +27

      I was expecting the same thing.

    • @CaptainRasmot
      @CaptainRasmot 2 роки тому +49

      Ah, but you see, vainmonde is the far distant relative of Grace! For generations, they recount the tale of how their entire lineage was put into an eternal curse because of the actions of their great ancestor! That because of her snide and utterly rude ways, Vainmonde has cast an eternity of suffering down the generations and eons for everyone known as Grace!

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +16

      Her name translates to Grace. True story

    • @automaticexternaldefibrillator
      @automaticexternaldefibrillator 2 роки тому +6

      vainmonde: i wish it was

  • @maxyboy1966
    @maxyboy1966 4 роки тому +3328

    This man has to be the most patient human alive

  • @paradoxinteractive
    @paradoxinteractive 4 роки тому +12403

    This dynasty is making me hungry

  • @gerardgeer642
    @gerardgeer642 4 роки тому +3529

    Vainmonde? They sure pronounced "Grace" oddly in medieval times.

    • @bKdrunk
      @bKdrunk 4 роки тому +310

      It's because the word "Grace" comes from "She Beast" which is what vainmonde roughly translates to.

    • @gppa06
      @gppa06 4 роки тому +61

      A man of culture 🔥

    • @Guy-Mann
      @Guy-Mann 4 роки тому +72

      Never did we suspect that this whole time Grace has been short for Gracemonde.

    • @aileenp.5218
      @aileenp.5218 4 роки тому +13

      grace vainmonde.

    • @jimwelch3627
      @jimwelch3627 4 роки тому +21

      Was he just hungry the whole recording?

  • @deusexaethera
    @deusexaethera 3 роки тому +1039

    Form an alliance with Brittany and see if you can levy their spearmen to fight for you. Then you can send Brittany's Spears against your enemies.

    • @alepenagorbe9135
      @alepenagorbe9135 2 роки тому +121

      INVADE ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

    • @architech02
      @architech02 2 роки тому +8

      Playing the game properly isn't really his forte in fact he's best at playing a game in the worst way possible

    • @kristiankopera
      @kristiankopera 2 роки тому +29

      @@architech02 It was a joke, read it again. "Britany Spears" u get it ?

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism Рік тому +6

      In reality its a ploy to weaken their own army as you secretly back the heir's (your wife's brother) bastard younger brother. Then stab him in the back as you claim your wife's rights and descend upon the people of Brittany as a savior amongst these troubled times.

    • @SanguiniCore
      @SanguiniCore Рік тому +4

      HAHAHA

  • @dianadelangelrobles3775
    @dianadelangelrobles3775 4 роки тому +7812

    I think that when 2020 is over, we are gonna hear from the sky: “I hope you had fun, I know I did”

    • @behzadghorbanny7657
      @behzadghorbanny7657 4 роки тому +993

      "I wonder if there's a limit on how many times we could do this."

    • @tomspiegel5322
      @tomspiegel5322 4 роки тому +175

      Underrated comment.

    • @penove9068
      @penove9068 3 роки тому +241

      Waiting for the Plague Inc. Vid where we can see it in real time

    • @playdoughmaster808
      @playdoughmaster808 3 роки тому +109

      On January 1st he’s gonna upload a Plague Inc. video

    • @oqf17pdr
      @oqf17pdr 3 роки тому +87

      1 January.
      I haven't hear anything from the sky... YET.

  • @Raynedog00
    @Raynedog00 4 роки тому +515

    You know who I miss? Our old friend Johnny Hotbody. He was a man's man.

    • @smealm
      @smealm 4 роки тому +19

      What about Anthony

    • @xaviermaster1
      @xaviermaster1 4 роки тому +9

      Does that game still have update?

    • @DEtechtube
      @DEtechtube 4 роки тому +24

      I just watched the Videos recently and I hope that he will continue with Johnny Hotbody

    • @hansfactory4296
      @hansfactory4296 4 роки тому +26

      Oh yes, Johnny hotbody from Abbsville

    • @vladdy-daddy
      @vladdy-daddy 4 роки тому +4

      Agreed

  • @MrMrUSMC
    @MrMrUSMC 4 роки тому +800

    I'm so happy that the Lunch Time MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM joke is still going.

    • @vitortrevisan336
      @vitortrevisan336 4 роки тому +7

      Where it all began?

    • @josephbejarano3755
      @josephbejarano3755 4 роки тому +33

      vitor trevisan in his tech support videos

    • @magiti3297
      @magiti3297 4 роки тому +12

      as a french people myself, i would love to rename my country this way.

    • @Ihdreniel
      @Ihdreniel 4 роки тому +7

      @@josephbejarano3755 which i highly recommend; they're among the most hysterical ones on this channel

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 4 роки тому +7

      that joke in tech support is one of the few jokes where even if i _know_ it's happening, i still laugh

  • @cvlnMCDonut
    @cvlnMCDonut 2 роки тому +434

    I can't stop laughing at Josh being bullied into being a drunkard by a 7 year old.

  • @mysticalmadeline4793
    @mysticalmadeline4793 4 роки тому +1678

    Didn’t even note that he “drunk himself to death”

    • @MrPicklesAndTea
      @MrPicklesAndTea 2 роки тому +52

      Though at great cost, Vainmonde won in the end.

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 2 роки тому +10

      Or that he got the trait Ill from getting lost in the woods.

  • @Mjrogers15
    @Mjrogers15 4 роки тому +2463

    Currently taking Medieval History, according to the syllabus we don't learn about the Tasty War of 1072 till week 6 :(

    • @Earth2nate
      @Earth2nate 3 роки тому +133

      I've already learned about that, the kingdom of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMx1456 won easily

    • @VoiceChattin
      @VoiceChattin 3 роки тому +50

      @@Earth2nate bro, don't spoil it

    • @redcraig-
      @redcraig- 3 роки тому +46

      Im a little disappointed that they didn’t talk about the Hungry For Brekky dynasty in my history class

    • @koahlacake7499
      @koahlacake7499 3 роки тому +19

      this video must have been one big historical spoiler

    • @abbyadventure5689
      @abbyadventure5689 2 роки тому +4

      Ah man my school did not lein the historical dynasty of the hungry for breky dynasty in my school and the tasty war of 1066:(

  • @Lovinia1
    @Lovinia1 4 роки тому +987

    3 year old: “poopiehead”
    The whole king: “peace was never an option”

    • @David-yh8mg
      @David-yh8mg 4 роки тому +67

      Is there a partial king, for him to be whole?

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 роки тому +19

      David YES

    • @edbertjaya9105
      @edbertjaya9105 4 роки тому +18

      Ah yes, *whole king*

    • @redsteak6694
      @redsteak6694 4 роки тому +6

      the whole king, I didn't know he was usually partial

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 роки тому +5

      Red Steak around 69% king

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 3 роки тому +678

    Josh: “Oh no. I can rename France.”
    French Viewers, Probably: 😬

    • @endlessemptyvoid
      @endlessemptyvoid 3 роки тому +117

      As a French (Uuuh... A MMMMMMMMMian, I mean), it's okay. It's way much better than the lame white flag jokes!

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +23

      the irony given the french revolution

    • @dankcatsmemes9219
      @dankcatsmemes9219 3 роки тому +14

      @@haruhisuzumiya6650 Yeah but Before Or After The Great Beheading?

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 3 роки тому +18

      @@dankcatsmemes9219 given Philip and Robert the lion I'd wager it's before the end of the French monarchy, seems very historical up to Maria Antoinette's let them eat cake and John law and his stock market crash leading to lesmiserables and the rise of Napoleon

    • @Vexin980
      @Vexin980 3 роки тому +31

      @@endlessemptyvoid Oh so you're already surrendering to the idea?

  • @NekoKuro-il8rz
    @NekoKuro-il8rz 4 роки тому +640

    Josh: *Reading about Renaud's death*
    Josh: "It was only then that the body was found, bloody, mangled and torn by- oh God lets just skip to the end"
    *only had one sentence left to read*

  • @alexzhang563
    @alexzhang563 4 роки тому +606

    "Hey there, traveler, where are you from?"
    "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

    • @mujahedawad
      @mujahedawad 4 роки тому +13

      you got the name a bit short, full name is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @ELSheadal
      @ELSheadal 4 роки тому +9

      You mean "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" or
      "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" I didn't quite get it

    • @paigek9923
      @paigek9923 4 роки тому +6

      I think its a bit more like MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @slashshooter003
      @slashshooter003 4 роки тому +7

      In the end, it depends on how long can you say
      "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
      Even so, stop too early, or stop too late, and off with your head. =)

    • @WeevilLover9000
      @WeevilLover9000 4 роки тому +3

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMKMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @Karmageddon2KN
    @Karmageddon2KN 4 роки тому +166

    I love how Josh breaks games, and my gf loves ck3. I showed this to her and she said "yeah, basically normal ck3 gameplay" this is how you learn that stamping out an entire family tree is considered legitimate strategy by your SO.

  • @UncleRJ
    @UncleRJ 3 роки тому +142

    His cute laughs at MMMMMMM is the greatest blessing humanity ever received, which is ironic because the person himself is the physical embodiment of chaotic neutral tenfold.

  • @Verzalux
    @Verzalux 4 роки тому +873

    Son : "Dad why is my brother name LUNCH TIME?"
    Dad : "Because your mother love Lunches"
    Son : "Thanks Dad"
    Dad : "No problem SECOND BREAKFAST"

  • @north637
    @north637 4 роки тому +2411

    “While I’m off getting lost in the forest, my lovely wife got pregnant”

  • @Silv3rr.
    @Silv3rr. 4 роки тому +1799

    Me when he picked France : [visible happiness]
    Me remembering im watching lets game it out : Oh no

    • @lisarichards7898
      @lisarichards7898 4 роки тому +90

      France was Mmmmmm? Always has been

    • @zytolen5356
      @zytolen5356 4 роки тому +16

      @@lisarichards7898 Alouise las pen

    • @kiannalim308
      @kiannalim308 4 роки тому +6

      Idk why but I knew he’d choose france

    • @Occycat
      @Occycat 4 роки тому +3

      The Disney Expert Of All Time I thought Britan

    • @nmb-u-
      @nmb-u- 4 роки тому +18

      not France, Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @TaHame1
    @TaHame1 3 роки тому +68

    i heard casius belli as gaseous belly and really burst out laughing at "i have an upset tummy, or a cause for war"

  • @ihazcheese7596
    @ihazcheese7596 4 роки тому +945

    7 year old girl: *exists*
    Josh: *why do i hear boss music*

  • @croaton07
    @croaton07 4 роки тому +3356

    "While away, my wife became pregnant" ummm....

  • @SioZhe
    @SioZhe 4 роки тому +267

    Wow, you didn't actually break the game this time, this is actually how you're supposed to play this game.

    • @noahfrankel7966
      @noahfrankel7966 4 роки тому +4

      I mean he did name everything mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

    • @sewershark4705
      @sewershark4705 4 роки тому +7

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm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    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin 4 роки тому +1

      Unfortunately, it's an ad, so I'm guessing they asked him not to break everything.
      But I never saw gameplay of CK before that, and it seems INSANELY complicated. Like, real-life complicated.

    • @SioZhe
      @SioZhe 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheWinjin yeah, that's probably why he couldn't get into the really weird stuff you can do in CK, since he was just trying to figure out how to play the game

    • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
      @sdrawkcab_emanresu 4 роки тому

      @@SioZhe Well I really hope for a sequel then

  • @raf_1987
    @raf_1987 3 роки тому +60

    I am an expert in History of Western Kingdoms, and all the events that happened here are very accurate, totally real legit. Very good historical job.

  • @MarcoSantanaGaming
    @MarcoSantanaGaming 4 роки тому +147

    "Wait, was that King Philippe of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?" "No, you ingrate, it's King Philippe of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM with 40 M's, NOT 42!!! How DARE YOU! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! WE ARE AT WAR!!"

    • @Tenma2411
      @Tenma2411 3 роки тому +3

      Omg your comment gave me a good laugh.

  • @Bustelo_
    @Bustelo_ 4 роки тому +247

    "You can be a psychopath in limitless ways"
    -Josh

  • @JameisonAus_YouTube
    @JameisonAus_YouTube 4 роки тому +535

    “To torment one person”
    Me before watching: let me guess GRACE

  • @ananyanyan
    @ananyanyan Рік тому +30

    Vainmonde, at seven years old, managed to torment a king into alcoholism and psychopathy, and then proceeds to ruin all of his plans of revenge. It seems Josh has found his equal

  • @adambickerstaff152
    @adambickerstaff152 4 роки тому +810

    Can u imagine an army running in to a war chanting
    “Victory will be in our tummies” 😂😂 Edit: thank you guys so much for all the likes.

    • @synceware1453
      @synceware1453 4 роки тому +72

      Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight, we dine in hell!

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- 4 роки тому +68

      Can you Imagine: just to scare the enemies you Spray the Idea in your enemies that your Army is a collect of cannibals?
      And then hearing them shout this is the most terrifying thing.

    • @CatholicWeeb
      @CatholicWeeb 4 роки тому +7

      @@-Shinoray- thank you!

    • @robbywallace9402
      @robbywallace9402 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ravindugayan1268
      @ravindugayan1268 4 роки тому +7

      Enemies will be terrified

  • @scribblelid2589
    @scribblelid2589 4 роки тому +185

    Hey Josh! I know you probably won’t see this, but me and my dad have made watching your videos together a family tradition! I love being able to laugh with him at your hilarious videos, and you always put a smile on me and my dad’s faces. It really connects me with my dad, so thank you so much for making these videos.

  • @lukegavin124
    @lukegavin124 4 роки тому +365

    Ah yes, the alternate reality where France is just called MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @iloooveBOMBS
      @iloooveBOMBS 4 роки тому +9

      You should know it's already the name of France, you fool...

    • @mcgriffgaming8338
      @mcgriffgaming8338 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao as I was reading that I hear him in the background like "Mmmmmmmm" 😂

    • @PitXRoxas
      @PitXRoxas 4 роки тому +1

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @LiveLNXgaming
      @LiveLNXgaming 4 роки тому +1

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @tlamiczka
      @tlamiczka 4 роки тому +3

      The whole name is MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Baguette.

  • @PuddlesTheMolten
    @PuddlesTheMolten 2 роки тому +55

    Calm, zealous, paranoid and curious are probably the most contradictory adjectives I’ve heard used to describe someone, which leads me to believe that it’s a real personality.

  • @NathanTyler42
    @NathanTyler42 4 роки тому +253

    I was hoping the motto would be who loves arby's I love arby's

  • @thelarisa
    @thelarisa 4 роки тому +85

    Josh I’ve missed your “in hysterics” laughter when you started cracking up about tummies. It reminded me of when you and Anthony would be constant dying no matter what game you were playing. I always love your videos and they always make me laugh!

  • @lincolnehret
    @lincolnehret 3 роки тому +71

    josh, understand that you’ve helped me through hard times in life. your videos just make me laugh so hard and forget about all of my worries in life. thank you.

  • @piddlestickss
    @piddlestickss 4 роки тому +315

    I feel like Josh was hungry while he made this.

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 2 роки тому +4

      Josh probably smoked a joint while playing this game.

  • @maruftim
    @maruftim 4 роки тому +138

    ah yes, a 15 years old king bullied by a toddler to the point of getting depression

    • @A-Microwave
      @A-Microwave 4 роки тому +25

      to be fair, she started it

    • @maruftim
      @maruftim 4 роки тому +4

      @@A-Microwave fair enough

  • @adalinew7540
    @adalinew7540 4 роки тому +66

    “ a grand strategy game where you can be a psychopath in limitless ways” But isn’t every game like that when Josh is playing.

    • @thetrainman1000
      @thetrainman1000 4 роки тому +1

      No, this is like the most tame CKIII video out there, seriously, lol

  • @TheLostEggroll
    @TheLostEggroll 3 роки тому +42

    Fun fact: If you adjust a skill to 69 the description reads "nice" instead of "excellent"

  • @Un_couth
    @Un_couth 4 роки тому +154

    What we learned: don't say mean things to Josh.

  • @kontertron4992
    @kontertron4992 4 роки тому +164

    they had us at "You can be a psychopath in limitless ways" not gonna lie

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 роки тому +1

      Which means this'll be on GrayStillPlays soon. 😀

    • @kontertron4992
      @kontertron4992 4 роки тому +1

      thx for all the likes :)

  • @ExtremeBirdTypography
    @ExtremeBirdTypography 4 роки тому +67

    A lot of people have talked about Crusader Kings to me, and from everything I've heard about this game, this is exactly how you're supposed to play it.

  • @larrywalsh9939
    @larrywalsh9939 3 роки тому +42

    There NEEDS to be a new game genre - Grace Simulator VR 2021. Lets you experience first hand what it's like to live your life as Grace and then meet Josh and regret it.

  • @awfulservice461
    @awfulservice461 4 роки тому +153

    ”I used entire kingdom to torment one person” Let me guess Grace

    • @ianmiller6040
      @ianmiller6040 4 роки тому +4

      That was my first thought without even watching the video. This should be good.

    • @VigilIsWatching
      @VigilIsWatching 4 роки тому +5

      Didn't even read the title. I see LGIO, I click!

    • @LittleMissJenn
      @LittleMissJenn 4 роки тому

      My god that was my first thought too 😂

    • @Ithtorukk
      @Ithtorukk 4 роки тому +3

      Yes, but they used the French spelling of the name. "Vainmonde".

    • @misterbadguy7325
      @misterbadguy7325 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ithtorukk Vainmonde is just the ancestor of all Graces.

  • @joshrollins5964
    @joshrollins5964 4 роки тому +534

    "What are hair loops?"
    *pop*
    *Josh smiles evilly*
    "Yup, done and done."

  • @mondwolf306
    @mondwolf306 4 роки тому +88

    the only game Josh is playing like its meant to be played

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan 3 роки тому +44

    This is one of the few games I take *extremely* seriously when I play, and I had a blast watching you make the whole thing silly. 🤣

  • @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar
    @IdliAmin_TheLastKingofSambar 4 роки тому +35

    The idea of a rich and powerful young man being relentlessly bullied and tormented by a random preschooler absolutely needs to be a movie.

  • @aperson172
    @aperson172 4 роки тому +127

    Vainmonde: "W-What are you?"
    Let's Game It Out: "Lunch Time"

  • @danmccarthy4700
    @danmccarthy4700 4 роки тому +261

    Why is Josh just saying "MMMMMMMMMM" hilarious?

    • @thewafflegamer6152
      @thewafflegamer6152 2 роки тому +4

      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @randomdragon520
    @randomdragon520 3 роки тому +62

    The motto "VICTORY THOUGH MY STOMACH" sounds like competitive vore

  • @ski1951
    @ski1951 4 роки тому +247

    "Goodbye real history, Hello house of MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
    - Josh.

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 4 роки тому +674

    Microwave: *_*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*_*
    King of France: *_*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*_*
    _Conclusion: The King of France was a microwave._
    *Wake up people!!!*

  • @xaiano794
    @xaiano794 4 роки тому +150

    "While I'm away, my wife got pregnant!"
    Yeah pretty sure your dynasty has ended, bud.

  • @Real_Tio_Benny
    @Real_Tio_Benny 2 роки тому +11

    Ever since Anthony’s departure Josh has never been the same.
    Now no Developer or game is safe from Josh’s Wrath. Like a demon of hell he torments and Tortures all that manage to fall in his way.

  • @nathanmesser2124
    @nathanmesser2124 4 роки тому +382

    "He's discovered girls!"

  • @epithet052
    @epithet052 4 роки тому +34

    "You have spelled the name of my kingdom with one too few 'M'! Prepare for war!"

  • @iamataco411
    @iamataco411 3 роки тому +41

    Ah the beauty of being calm and paranoid at the same time

  • @neelb980
    @neelb980 4 роки тому +75

    "This is the most beautiful thing I think I have ever seen"
    Josh has obviously not watched his other videos

  • @raphaellouvet9377
    @raphaellouvet9377 4 роки тому +68

    I'm surprised at how no one is talking about the fact that Philippe of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM drank himself to death.

  • @ryanLikesRainyDays
    @ryanLikesRainyDays 4 роки тому +90

    Josh's level of casual psychopath is reaching new heights.

  • @teerex5626
    @teerex5626 3 роки тому +23

    “...Baron Valeran is the best choice-en for the job-en” 🤣 You’re too funny

  • @Kay-iw1rg
    @Kay-iw1rg 4 роки тому +10

    Honestly, of all of Josh's videos, this one is the most realistic: I could totally see medieval rulers being vain and not caring about their countries at all and just doing petty stuff to satisfy their egos

  • @vivian3003
    @vivian3003 4 роки тому +86

    Josh: looking over the map, picking a reasonable country
    Me: C U M A N I A

    • @user-nd2lg4jp4f
      @user-nd2lg4jp4f 4 роки тому +4

      SAME LMFAO 😂

    • @clamstain
      @clamstain 4 роки тому +19

      its capital city is Cumtown

    • @matilda56563
      @matilda56563 4 роки тому

      Ofcourse someone had to comment that. Idiots

    • @vivian3003
      @vivian3003 4 роки тому

      @@matilda56563 lol, well clearly people thought it was funny, that's the point. If you don't like it or if it offends you somehow, just leave

    • @matilda56563
      @matilda56563 4 роки тому

      @@vivian3003 nope aint gonna, please take your offensive comments elsewhere.

  • @cjclarkson3767
    @cjclarkson3767 4 роки тому +33

    Taco Bell Cashier: And what's gonna be the name on that order today?
    Josh: My name is King Philippe of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, of the House of Hungy for Brekky Dynasty, where our motto is "VICTORY THROUGH MY TUMMY"

  • @stankybeta7713
    @stankybeta7713 3 роки тому +11

    Stumbling upon Josh’s channel might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me this year

  • @malkurznachgefragt
    @malkurznachgefragt 4 роки тому +50

    I read the title and thougt: "This one person can only be "your grace""

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- 4 роки тому

      I would how Josh would handle "Yes, your Grace"
      I mean the sheer title is a testiment of the entire Channel.

    • @malkurznachgefragt
      @malkurznachgefragt 4 роки тому +1

      Actually, what happened to her? Is she still camping on Mars, far away from all the Bears?

    • @-Shinoray-
      @-Shinoray- 4 роки тому

      @@malkurznachgefragt i think Last Time we saw her she made simple parts in joshs factory. Just to throw them into the garbage.

  • @austinsmith9353
    @austinsmith9353 4 роки тому +54

    Oh man I haven't laughed this hard since the "Lunchtime MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" video

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +110

    Josh : _"I Used an Entire Kingdom to Torment One Person"_
    Grace : **sweating profusely*
    But then realized she's not the target
    Grace : **happiness noise*
    Looks like Vainmonde is going to be the new Grace xD

    • @AWZool
      @AWZool 4 роки тому

      It's really a shame that Josh didn't rename her.

    • @synbioskuun
      @synbioskuun 4 роки тому +15

      And it turns out Grace is a long lost descendant of Vainmonde.

    • @oneosix106decena
      @oneosix106decena 4 роки тому +1

      Vainmonde is translated to grace

  • @Legfart96
    @Legfart96 3 роки тому +20

    0:41 Cumania😩

  • @marynaaucamp3049
    @marynaaucamp3049 4 роки тому +110

    I love the visible weakness from the king being bullied by a 8 year old.
    8 year old girl: *hits king* king: I'm bieng bullied by an 8 year old. help me. It isn't like i can hit her back lol

  • @ills9827
    @ills9827 4 роки тому +34

    *josh uploads in less than a month after his last video*
    me: impossible

  • @jaxelt1
    @jaxelt1 4 роки тому +24

    It's weird to see Josh playing the game as it was intended to be played.

  • @EVRLYNMedia
    @EVRLYNMedia 3 роки тому +15

    2:15 you legit sound like you could be a narrator for a history documentary lmao

  • @xtremefirefox2475
    @xtremefirefox2475 4 роки тому +19

    1:25
    Somebody tell me how you can be *calm and paranoid at the same time*

    • @EmmaxHobbits
      @EmmaxHobbits 4 роки тому +4

      🔥☕🐶🔥 *This is fine* - 2020

    • @SilverTao
      @SilverTao 4 роки тому +2

      that's basically my entire life in a nutshell

    • @parkerbear849
      @parkerbear849 4 роки тому +1

      If your overloaded on work, but the work is easy

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Рік тому

      Your paranoid that your calmness will end.

  • @5800junker
    @5800junker 4 роки тому +28

    Clicked this, saw that there was an option to change character appearance AND rename everything, ran back to the game regretting not knowing about it all this time. Thanks tutorial spam messages.

  • @funz7293
    @funz7293 4 роки тому +11

    You gotta love the guy, I just.. scream in joy when the guy posts..
    VICTORY THROUGH MY TUMMY ALLL THE WAY!

  • @kashmello
    @kashmello 3 роки тому +62

    Not going to lie, this whole episode is pretty accurate to what your average 14-year-old would actually do.

  • @sdrawkcab_emanresu
    @sdrawkcab_emanresu 4 роки тому +7

    8:17 Well he must be an ancestors of the tech support guy

  • @iteachvader
    @iteachvader 4 роки тому +68

    "How about LUNCH TIME! What do you think of that name?"
    *_"McNificent!"_*

  • @real_lampcap
    @real_lampcap 4 роки тому +89

    House: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
    House of the Hungy for Brekky Dynasty
    Motto: Victory though my tummy.
    Yup. Sounds like a place I wanna live.

  • @ReptilianLaserbeam
    @ReptilianLaserbeam 3 роки тому +9

    2:32 I can't, I had to pause the video, my stomach hurts so much

  • @eviticantion444
    @eviticantion444 4 роки тому +27

    Josh: Downloads a new game
    His pc: Nervous Sweating

  • @duckswithknives
    @duckswithknives 4 роки тому +9

    5:54
    *HELLOOOOO, NEW WALLPAPER*

  • @jennlr1983
    @jennlr1983 4 роки тому +45

    Obsessed with this channel, I love your humor. Your channel always cheers me up. Thank you!

  • @EnriqueRodriguez-ye8qq
    @EnriqueRodriguez-ye8qq 3 роки тому +10

    10:16 good- wait, I live in Barcelona.

  • @caaptainn
    @caaptainn 4 роки тому +23

    Don’t take it the wrong way, but I feel like Josh would be a great commercial voice actor.