*People give me money for FREE... Hey we could make a religion out of this* Also you can checkout ck3 here (Also has a free weekend on steam this weekend!) - play.crusaderkings.com/SpiffingBrit
The fact that your wife died, and the fact that she died the way you called it and the fact that you kept it in because that's the only true way to show how ck3 really is... I just love this game and I love your channel Spiff!
in crusader kings 3 my only son died (i didnt wanted to divide my land so i killed my husband) one jear before i died and i was one fucking day away from taking over the last castle needed so i could unite the Westslavs
First time my star first son died to a swimming accident with his friend, I killed the friend and rage quit. I learned a lot about my self that day. Totally immersed in the game feeling like I imagine so many real parents have felt given something simliar happening. Insane. Feel in love with the game despite all its pricey dlc's and flaws
when someone says "never change", spiff thinks "if someone is guaranteed to never change while everything else does, there should be a way to turn this into infinite money. let's see if their amount of debt is immutable..."
"Developer approved mode without mods or cheats" and all you have to do is change game files to duplicate a trait that can't normally be duplicated in game!
Each knight serving in your army can kill 100 troops per Prowess they have, not counting bonuses. Big Dave serving in his own army can kill over 10,000 men in a battle BY HIMSELF. What a beast.
listen imagine you're in a battle and you've seen much of your army defeated by ONE DUDE wouldn't it just be safer to RUN THE FUCK AWAY at that point? XD
It's how he exploits our affection, share the information he's done with and deter us from looking into the true knowledge and wisdom that allowed him to achieve his power by directing our attention elsewhere 😛
It's so refreshing to know that even The Spiffing Brit is susceptible to failing to save and then having something go wrong in a game. I really enjoy CK3, and this was really funny, Spiff! More, please!
@@Sten43211 Dunno how CK3 handles it but generally speaking Alt + F4 sends a command to the program to shut down, which allows it to save before doing so. It's basically just a shortcut to the "exit game" button. If you want to avoid that you'd need to open the task manager and find the active process and shut it down directly.
This video is so _appropriate!_ My _family_ love to come and watch the _friendly_ content within it! I see _absolutely nothing inappropriate_ here! I applaud your _incredible decency_ and _infinite viewability!_ Well done!
Spiff has spent years exploiting video games and still seems unsure exactly what an exploit is. That's how pro he is. Edit: Finally got around to the end of this video and seems he doesn't know what a cheat is either. Only thing Spiff exploited in this video was the English language
The game has checks in place to stop you from doing text edited OP characters and yet this method works. Hence why I class it as an exploit as the developers have left it in by mistake
@@thespiffingbrit I wasn't even referencing that particular one. Thanks for highlighting one for me. It's like having my very own unpaid intern! You just got exploited for free labour.
So, I can 100% confirm that the ruler designer save file editing still works on the current launch version of the game, you just have to either reload the map or relaunch the game after editing it - I'm not sure which as I just went with relaunching the game for testing purposes. So, to recap, the steps are Start new game - Create custom Ruler - Literally anything (for ease of copy/paste, add the trait you want to use for free points - after a lot of consideration, Disloyal really is the best since 100 diplomacy completely counteracts the downsides, and each stack is worth more than +1 stat point, so you can easily counteract the -1s) - go into your documents -> Paradox Interactive -> CK3 -> Rulers - Find the one you just made - Open it with a text editor (both notepad and notepad++ work fine) - CTRL+C the negative trait + 1 empty space before it, hold CTRL V for like 2 minutes - Save file - Relaunch game (or reload the new game map, not sure which is required.) - Load saved ruler - Now have thousands of points to work with but achievements also enabled - Create your God-Emperor.
Additional findings: You don't have to relaunch the game, only reload the map - Potentially even just reload the ruler designer screen. I HIGHLY suggest making your broken character first, and THEN adding the stacks of disloyal, as you can end up lagging out and crashing the game when trying to add additional traits in the same category. A quick reminder that a lot of traits have significant disadvantages not visible in their tooltip, such as shy and paranoid inflicting insane stress on you constantly. Thus, it's generally largely better to ignore traits as much as possible (aside from health traits and the genetic ones) and just rely on getting your bonuses from absurd stat values, so you aren't locking yourself into too many forced bad choices in events - THAT SAID, there's also quite a few traits that unlock very significant bonuses, that generally are worth grabbing, such as the ones that enable various schemes, etc.
This video is absolutely magnificent! The sheer brilliance of the content coupled with the stunning visuals truly left me awestruck. The erudite delivery of the message by the presenter was simply impeccable, showcasing a profound mastery of language and communication. The depth of insight presented here is truly remarkable, and I found myself thoroughly engrossed in the subject matter from beginning to end. The attention to detail and level of research that went into producing this video is evident in every frame, making for an incredibly immersive and informative experience. In short, this video is a true tour-de-force, and I cannot recommend it highly enough to anyone seeking enlightenment and edification. Bravo to all involved in its creation!
Spiff predicts the family-friendly and wholesome rule of Big Dave, and the unfortunate incident with his first betrothed consuming a strange plant (probably containing a certain horrible non-tea bean).
Given how many people playing seem to try for Matilda, i think she might be haunting the software, to avoid virtual marriage to peasants in the distant future.
If coffee is "bean juice", then tea is "leaf juice", and consequently cocoa and anything like chocolate syrup or chocolate in general is also "bean juice". Most sodas with cola in it are "nut juice" when you look up the kola nut. Oh and... *[sips coffee]* this stuff is GLORIOUS. More seriously, I'll drink either coffee or tea depending on my mood, but my morning drink is always coffee.
Hearing him describe what he does to games that are perfectly balanced is always a joy. Perhaps one day he'd dare to try Dwarf Fortress? That would be quite inspiring!
Since they made Danger Rooms a lot more hazardous it's certainly harder to trivialise. Without touching the RAWs that is, game is infinitely moddable with just notepad. Giving Dwarfs 180k size and nopain isn't an exploit😂
Thank you Spiff for giving us an interesting and family friendly way to teach history to the children that keeps with our values. I showed this to my Sunday School class, and it was a hit! You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.
I mean he started by modifying the games text files and approximately 0,5 percent of users will do that. Also he never said the features are useless, only that they are powerful, especially with a modded cheat character that basically cannot fail anything.
@@brennenderopa if i properly remember this part of the video, game still checks the content of the file, but the interpretation of that check still has some faults. I will need to re watch this part again.
@@brennenderopa previously, only 0.5% would modify game files. Now ... 286k people will be doing it lol. CK3 is a great game that I adore! Lots of wonderful things to discover. Some of which people swear is only in CK2 and complain about Paradox making an inferior game. but they just haven’t found it yet. Which makes this game so replayable. So many different ways to approach a win. I just love it!
That was a nice video to both quickly break down some new features while still doing whatever you wanted to do, and successfully at that. Gonna say, that update's one of the biggest one I've waited for before diving into CK3 again after some time.
10:00 that moment when Spiff forgets that he's supposed to be a human and lets his AI reality slip 😂 I hope I'm not the only one that laughed when he said he "built" his first son lmao
Spiff: "well; Matilda could die; she could get sick, she could get kidnapped, anything is possible really---" Game: "she's dead" Spiff: *"I didn't mean it to actually be this way game!"*
I am a 52 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my son, who is now 14. My son recently downloaded Crusader Kings 3 and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Tiktok. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, did the tutorial but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought my son and I closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Great video. This may have been your greatest conquest! I’m not sure the devs approve of going into the game files and copy/pasting disloyal over and over again! But what the power of tea, Big Dave is glorious as ever. Lol!
My school History teacher said this was 115% historically accurate, the extra 15% being because it actually filled in some blanks that historians have been researching for decades.
This lovely fellow has either played obscenely many hours of this game or travled to the future and watched all "Bugs you never knew existed in Crusader Kings 3" Videos
It has been a long time since I have consistently smiled, smirked, giggled, and laughed for 33 min and 13 seconds straight. Entertainment value is through the roof! I feel like I just saw a comedy show.
hey spiff, i justed wanted to tell you that i really love your content and it always makes me feel good no matter what. i hope you keep on doing what you're doing and stay excellent 🙏
"Today's willing target is Crusader Kings III, a game that simply asks the question 'what if the Sims had more war crimes'?" *looks at pool with several dead families floating in it* What do you mean, MORE war crimes?
I watched this with my 8 year old son and he said, “I think this is completely wholesome and financial blackmail under the guise of morality is censorship.”
A british guy sets aspirations to invade India. Very original. Seriously though, the self-awareness spiff has with these things does not go unnoticed. ❤
What makes Cumbum even better is the additional name in its title. Thickana of Cumbum. And to top it off, it's de jure of the Chola Kingdom. It's just gets better and better. Nothing quite like enjoying a nice cup of Chola in the Thickana of Cumbum. :3
13:59 Yeah, i'm modding that out if I ever get this game, not sure who in Paradox thought accidentally killing peasants every tournament was funny, but it should NOT happen with 100 Martial.
good video but editing game files doesnt really fit with your usual exploiting, kinda an arbitrary line in the sand to draw but you could just change the game files to achieve whatever you want, no? and so it seems kinda cheap, i guess? not a real big problem and as i said great video overall as usual spiff !
As a Tamil native, the way "Kambam" is anglicised in the game is hilarious 😂 That is how we pronounce the word but seeing it spelt out like that is a violation lmao
This is the very first video since ever, that disappointed me, cause it's not perfectly balanced. If you have to leave the game and manipulate game files, it's no glorious exploit anymore, but rather cheap cheating...
I would totally watch another CK3 stream, the vods are among my favorites for rewatching. Especially when you start renaming your leader characters after your other exploit builds like Reanu and PEM. :-)
Lots of 40k vibes in this… The Emperer of Mankind: « let’s wait the Dark Age of technology to make a move. » Spiff : Oh dear it’s already 1066AD ! Let’s seek for an holy site and reorganized the Holy Roman Empire!
Thrilled that you have given your support to the causes of both formal table manners and penmanship! As always, thank you for reminding young people to eat their vegetables without complaint.
*People give me money for FREE... Hey we could make a religion out of this*
Also you can checkout ck3 here (Also has a free weekend on steam this weekend!) - play.crusaderkings.com/SpiffingBrit
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Finally I can be freed from the treacherous grasp of ck2!
if you make religion you get tax breaks and government gives you money for free, DO IT, taxation and funding of religions is perfectly balanced
Clever girl
can you tell me the name of the song that you used in the intro please?
This video is one-hundred-percent appropriate and family friendly all terms are historical and accurate and in no way bad
This video is also perfectly balanced and has no exploits whatsoever.
What they said.
Most sane spiff fan
It's CK3, sometimes a little *too* family friendly
Cumbum...
The fact that your wife died, and the fact that she died the way you called it and the fact that you kept it in because that's the only true way to show how ck3 really is... I just love this game and I love your channel Spiff!
in crusader kings 3 my only son died (i didnt wanted to divide my land so i killed my husband) one jear before i died and i was one fucking day away from taking over the last castle needed so i could unite the Westslavs
First time my star first son died to a swimming accident with his friend, I killed the friend and rage quit. I learned a lot about my self that day. Totally immersed in the game feeling like I imagine so many real parents have felt given something simliar happening. Insane. Feel in love with the game despite all its pricey dlc's and flaws
I almost had a heart attack thinking his actual wife-to-be died due to this comment
I would’ve saved scum tbh
"My first son has been built" Never change Spiff
when someone says "never change", spiff thinks "if someone is guaranteed to never change while everything else does, there should be a way to turn this into infinite money. let's see if their amount of debt is immutable..."
They will call him... Mr. Bean
I started going "oh nononono..." thinking of Sean Bean. Hope it doesn't mean something this video...
Oh good, I did hear that. I was worried.
We accept our future glorious robot overlord.. ;)
Big Dave and his desire for Cumbum was my favourite subject to learn about in history class
*Thik*-ana of Cumbum no less
same ngl
Real
Spiff: no mods
Also spiff 10 seconds later: imma modify the game files
"Developer approved mode without mods or cheats" and all you have to do is change game files to duplicate a trait that can't normally be duplicated in game!
Yeah, that's kinda cheap
@@BlackViperMWG that’s the point sir
@@BlackViperMWG
>series about abusing exploits to break games
>I can't believe he'd use exploits, that's so cheap
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@@Astrospill I mean, if the devs let the game files be able to be changed, y'know, it's still not a mod or cheat.
Each knight serving in your army can kill 100 troops per Prowess they have, not counting bonuses. Big Dave serving in his own army can kill over 10,000 men in a battle BY HIMSELF. What a beast.
listen imagine you're in a battle and you've seen much of your army defeated by ONE DUDE wouldn't it just be safer to RUN THE FUCK AWAY at that point? XD
@@GBfanatic15 It becomes a Koei-Tecmo Warriors game.
Big Dave is pretty much Gwyn from Dark Souls
Spiff is so magnanimous, he's sharing all his lifely wisdom with us for free.
It's how he exploits our affection, share the information he's done with and deter us from looking into the true knowledge and wisdom that allowed him to achieve his power by directing our attention elsewhere 😛
"My first son has been built!" Well, as fast as Spiff built a whole castle, does not surprise me that he could actually build a son in like 5 minutes.
“You are forcefully strapped in for the ride”
I came here of my own volition, I know what you’re about
Glad I got Dave’s blessing, thanks Dave!
My Cumbum is ready!
And you must've realized that was yet another joke because the ride we were "strapped in" for was to arrive at the holy state of ...
Matilda eating that plant and died seconds after spiff said it could happen was hilarious
I can already feel the increase in my skill! My social anxiety is now gone! Thank you, Big Dave!
Matilda was fated to die, as clearly her union with Big Dave would have been too powerful for the universe to survive!
It's good to know we have fantastic content creators that create family friendly educational content such as this.
Spiff has given into his hereditary British instinct of capturing India .
It's so refreshing to know that even The Spiffing Brit is susceptible to failing to save and then having something go wrong in a game. I really enjoy CK3, and this was really funny, Spiff! More, please!
you can't reload a save in ironman anyway
@@Angels-Haven alt + f4...
@@Sten43211 Dunno how CK3 handles it but generally speaking Alt + F4 sends a command to the program to shut down, which allows it to save before doing so. It's basically just a shortcut to the "exit game" button. If you want to avoid that you'd need to open the task manager and find the active process and shut it down directly.
This video is so _appropriate!_ My _family_ love to come and watch the _friendly_ content within it! I see _absolutely nothing inappropriate_ here! I applaud your _incredible decency_ and _infinite viewability!_ Well done!
I cannot wait to show my children this historically accurate, family friendly, educational video!
Spiff has spent years exploiting video games and still seems unsure exactly what an exploit is. That's how pro he is.
Edit: Finally got around to the end of this video and seems he doesn't know what a cheat is either. Only thing Spiff exploited in this video was the English language
The line between intended gameplay and exploitation can be what ever I want!
The game has checks in place to stop you from doing text edited OP characters and yet this method works. Hence why I class it as an exploit as the developers have left it in by mistake
Cause at some point that just might not be exploit, just ultra easy gamemode left accidentally by the devs
@@thespiffingbrit I wasn't even referencing that particular one. Thanks for highlighting one for me. It's like having my very own unpaid intern!
You just got exploited for free labour.
Arguing with spiff about the semantics of the word exploit is in and of itself an exploit for how to get senpai to notice you
So, I can 100% confirm that the ruler designer save file editing still works on the current launch version of the game, you just have to either reload the map or relaunch the game after editing it - I'm not sure which as I just went with relaunching the game for testing purposes.
So, to recap, the steps are
Start new game - Create custom Ruler - Literally anything (for ease of copy/paste, add the trait you want to use for free points - after a lot of consideration, Disloyal really is the best since 100 diplomacy completely counteracts the downsides, and each stack is worth more than +1 stat point, so you can easily counteract the -1s) - go into your documents -> Paradox Interactive -> CK3 -> Rulers - Find the one you just made - Open it with a text editor (both notepad and notepad++ work fine) - CTRL+C the negative trait + 1 empty space before it, hold CTRL V for like 2 minutes - Save file - Relaunch game (or reload the new game map, not sure which is required.) - Load saved ruler - Now have thousands of points to work with but achievements also enabled - Create your God-Emperor.
Additional findings: You don't have to relaunch the game, only reload the map - Potentially even just reload the ruler designer screen.
I HIGHLY suggest making your broken character first, and THEN adding the stacks of disloyal, as you can end up lagging out and crashing the game when trying to add additional traits in the same category.
A quick reminder that a lot of traits have significant disadvantages not visible in their tooltip, such as shy and paranoid inflicting insane stress on you constantly.
Thus, it's generally largely better to ignore traits as much as possible (aside from health traits and the genetic ones) and just rely on getting your bonuses from absurd stat values, so you aren't locking yourself into too many forced bad choices in events - THAT SAID, there's also quite a few traits that unlock very significant bonuses, that generally are worth grabbing, such as the ones that enable various schemes, etc.
you are a god send, i was struggling to find the file
This video is absolutely magnificent! The sheer brilliance of the content coupled with the stunning visuals truly left me awestruck. The erudite delivery of the message by the presenter was simply impeccable, showcasing a profound mastery of language and communication. The depth of insight presented here is truly remarkable, and I found myself thoroughly engrossed in the subject matter from beginning to end. The attention to detail and level of research that went into producing this video is evident in every frame, making for an incredibly immersive and informative experience. In short, this video is a true tour-de-force, and I cannot recommend it highly enough to anyone seeking enlightenment and edification. Bravo to all involved in its creation!
Great comment ChatGPT, I mean @JTSnook.
@@PiotrDzialak shhhhh, i mean thanks man i worked really hard on it.
It’s so nice to see the return of 100 Stat Man, perfectly balanced as always.
Spiff predicts the family-friendly and wholesome rule of Big Dave, and the unfortunate incident with his first betrothed consuming a strange plant (probably containing a certain horrible non-tea bean).
Given how many people playing seem to try for Matilda, i think she might be haunting the software, to avoid virtual marriage to peasants in the distant future.
I heard she drank .. water! Like a peasant!
If coffee is "bean juice", then tea is "leaf juice", and consequently cocoa and anything like chocolate syrup or chocolate in general is also "bean juice". Most sodas with cola in it are "nut juice" when you look up the kola nut.
Oh and... *[sips coffee]* this stuff is GLORIOUS. More seriously, I'll drink either coffee or tea depending on my mood, but my morning drink is always coffee.
you earned a like JUST for calling the poisonous plant eating. I could NOT stop laughing
Ooooooo, Spiff treating his live studio audience to some more universe breaking goodness.
this is prbably the most family friendly video on youtube. so much fun and 100% accurate information.
"What if the Sims had more war crimes?" But Spiff, RimWorld already exists.
Hearing him describe what he does to games that are perfectly balanced is always a joy. Perhaps one day he'd dare to try Dwarf Fortress? That would be quite inspiring!
That would be pretty sweet!
Since they made Danger Rooms a lot more hazardous it's certainly harder to trivialise. Without touching the RAWs that is, game is infinitely moddable with just notepad. Giving Dwarfs 180k size and nopain isn't an exploit😂
Not only is it marketing but also game testing, truly a brilliant move
Thank you Spiff for giving us an interesting and family friendly way to teach history to the children that keeps with our values. I showed this to my Sunday School class, and it was a hit! You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.
I was blessed by Big Dave and got a raise today! I feel absolutely confident that these two things are connected
spiff: talking about cheesing building times
game: son is born
spiff: "ah, my son is built"
The power this man has to get paid by the developers to say most of their new features are useless 🤯
It's called "field trials" or "field tests" 😂
I mean he started by modifying the games text files and approximately 0,5 percent of users will do that. Also he never said the features are useless, only that they are powerful, especially with a modded cheat character that basically cannot fail anything.
@@brennenderopa if i properly remember this part of the video, game still checks the content of the file, but the interpretation of that check still has some faults. I will need to re watch this part again.
@@brennenderopa previously, only 0.5% would modify game files. Now ... 286k people will be doing it lol.
CK3 is a great game that I adore! Lots of wonderful things to discover. Some of which people swear is only in CK2 and complain about Paradox making an inferior game. but they just haven’t found it yet. Which makes this game so replayable. So many different ways to approach a win. I just love it!
That was a nice video to both quickly break down some new features while still doing whatever you wanted to do, and successfully at that.
Gonna say, that update's one of the biggest one I've waited for before diving into CK3 again after some time.
spiff has became a god at exploiting nearly all perfectly balanced paradox games
That was already position, he's just been pretending to be your "average" Brit so we aren't immediately wary of his power
I always wonder how the devs at Paradox get over their laugh/cry response as they write your cheque. Truly magnificent.
I love this wholesome, family friendly, non offensive and entertaining video.
Entertaining, educational, funny; my whole family loved watching this together. I want so many of these quotes on a decoration towel.
Keep your sick fetish to yourself
10:00 that moment when Spiff forgets that he's supposed to be a human and lets his AI reality slip 😂 I hope I'm not the only one that laughed when he said he "built" his first son lmao
He used an exploit to make babies appear just as fast as castles do.
Spiff: "well; Matilda could die; she could get sick, she could get kidnapped, anything is possible really---"
Game: "she's dead"
Spiff: *"I didn't mean it to actually be this way game!"*
Love watching his paradox videos, the narratives he creates are always hilarious
I am a 52 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my son, who is now 14. My son recently downloaded Crusader Kings 3 and in less than a week, he had already played for over 20 hours. This was terrible for me, as it was already hard enough for me to spend time with my son, as he is always out with his friends or just watching videos on Tiktok. So I decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. I loaded into the game, did the tutorial but I was stuck on what you where supposed to do. I asked my Son for help and he hosted a game for me to join. I loved it as it was the best time I had spent with my Son since my wife had died. This game has ever since brought my son and I closer again and now we actually spend time together outside the house as well. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my Son many happy memories.
Great video. This may have been your greatest conquest!
I’m not sure the devs approve of going into the game files and copy/pasting disloyal over and over again! But what the power of tea, Big Dave is glorious as ever. Lol!
What a family friendly and cheat free video. More CK3 content please!
First child named Bean... Tea is not made from beans... Spiff is a dirty coffee drinker, confirmed!
Bring 100 Stat Man into CK3! 😁
thats what this video is :D
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@@thespiffingbrit block @E he's spamming every comment section and it's annoying
we need more >:D
What a lovely and wholesome video, nothing brutal and/or inappropriate is happening here. One could certainly enjoy it with family and friends!
Been struggling with CK3, your videos are helping me figure it out a lot
My school History teacher said this was 115% historically accurate, the extra 15% being because it actually filled in some blanks that historians have been researching for decades.
In a thousand years Big Dave will be immortalised as a Giant Death Robot.
As a LONG time viewer, it’s truly heartwarming to see big Dave out in his proper historical setting. Perfectly balanced.
As a person who lives near the place formerly known as cumbum
I can confirm that it is the most desired piece of land in the world
This family friendly video needs a pvp edition I think.
Maybe fight as the entire UK in 4 teams for each current day country.
Last man standing 😂
The problem with invading the French, is that you end up having to rule and associate with the French.
SB:"What if CK3 had more war crimes?"
Me: IMPOSSIBLE!
What an age appropriate, family friendly video! Great job!
This lovely fellow has either played obscenely many hours of this game or travled to the future and watched all "Bugs you never knew existed in Crusader Kings 3" Videos
Spiff once again self-inserts in yet another game. This time both his stats and his looks.
As a Man name Dave I am delighted with how accurately you have portrayed me.
Lol
What a splendid piece of perfectly balanced cinema. May Dave bless us all.
This is the kind of wholesome quality content that brings me back to UA-cam again and again
Such clean and wholesome content. My 2 year old kid and my Gramgram approve
It has been a long time since I have consistently smiled, smirked, giggled, and laughed for 33 min and 13 seconds straight. Entertainment value is through the roof! I feel like I just saw a comedy show.
hey spiff, i justed wanted to tell you that i really love your content and it always makes me feel good no matter what. i hope you keep on doing what you're doing and stay excellent 🙏
"Today's willing target is Crusader Kings III, a game that simply asks the question 'what if the Sims had more war crimes'?"
*looks at pool with several dead families floating in it*
What do you mean, MORE war crimes?
I'm waiting patiently with Yorkshire tea in hand
What a good, dutiful father Big Dave is to his son, Big Dave. Ah, wholesome family friendly material at its finest.
We need a "shares are perfectly balanced with no exploits" from Spiff!
Let's go and print some money!
I watched this with my 8 year old son and he said, “I think this is completely wholesome and financial blackmail under the guise of morality is censorship.”
this better not be one of those "always premiers in 30 minutes" tricks. I'm setting a timer, dammit.
It actually has 'Thikana of Cumbum' that translates to Place of CumBum
And the town is actually called Kamban in Indian state of Tamil Nadu
Spiff creates religions, topples nations and drinks tea while he watches the world burn. ✨Perfection!✨
"Right, so we're going to marry a welsh woman, her name is Dennis..." got me in tears XD
Has this been patched up or am I doing it wrong?
Favourite quote has got to be:
"Of course it's Big Dave. Big Dave the Giga-son"
A Sponsored Spiff video?! Oh my....
TEA
“Nice happy things” “Family friendly terms”
We need a "total war is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" video
I'm almost positive he's done one
A british guy sets aspirations to invade India. Very original. Seriously though, the self-awareness spiff has with these things does not go unnoticed. ❤
is this ruler editing stuff patched cause i dont find anything in my documents after saving
What makes Cumbum even better is the additional name in its title. Thickana of Cumbum. And to top it off, it's de jure of the Chola Kingdom. It's just gets better and better.
Nothing quite like enjoying a nice cup of Chola in the Thickana of Cumbum. :3
lmao paradox sponsored him and he cheats by editing a text file, a true hyperborean sigma and whatever else brit.
*DEVELOPER APPROVED IRONMAN COMPATIBLE* Perfectly balanced
13:59 Yeah, i'm modding that out if I ever get this game, not sure who in Paradox thought accidentally killing peasants every tournament was funny, but it should NOT happen with 100 Martial.
Paradox: "Hey Spiff! See if you can break our game now!"
Spiffing Brit: "Hold my tea..."
Paradox, Five Minutes Later: "Mistakes were made..."
**Smacks Big Dave's crown** This bad boy can fit so much family in it
good video but editing game files doesnt really fit with your usual exploiting, kinda an arbitrary line in the sand to draw but you could just change the game files to achieve whatever you want, no? and so it seems kinda cheap, i guess? not a real big problem and as i said great video overall as usual spiff !
As a Tamil native, the way "Kambam" is anglicised in the game is hilarious 😂
That is how we pronounce the word but seeing it spelt out like that is a violation lmao
How is it supposed to spelled?
(Pardon my ignorance but I couldn't figure out what the correct name was)
Interesting but disappointed you had to edit game files for an exploit
Right? like where do you draw the line? you could also just edit the game files and give yourself infinite money.
Honestly Spiff, I always want more of your CK2/3 content. It's like this game was just designed to be exploit-... honestly played by you.
This is the very first video since ever, that disappointed me, cause it's not perfectly balanced.
If you have to leave the game and manipulate game files, it's no glorious exploit anymore, but rather cheap cheating...
I would totally watch another CK3 stream, the vods are among my favorites for rewatching. Especially when you start renaming your leader characters after your other exploit builds like Reanu and PEM. :-)
“You just need to create a cult, but this is actually fine as I have a bunch of experience in this” FUCKING HAD ME ROLLING
I love your consistent use of ‘Absurd’ 😂
Lots of 40k vibes in this…
The Emperer of Mankind: « let’s wait the Dark Age of technology to make a move. »
Spiff : Oh dear it’s already 1066AD ! Let’s seek for an holy site and reorganized the Holy Roman Empire!
Yes!, my fellow British brother, love the crusader kings 3 content
-love from Scotland
Matilda: OH, a nice plant!
**eats**
Matilda: TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES!
💀💀💀
“In a Brit accent “ That was absolutely smashing!
I'm not sure whether spiff ordered her to eat the plants or prophesize her eating the plants. Either way, the effects were instantaneous
Thrilled that you have given your support to the causes of both formal table manners and penmanship! As always, thank you for reminding young people to eat their vegetables without complaint.
Remember, the least family friendly thing is making one. - Skeletor (maybe)