20 TERRIBLE Video Game Dialogues That Made Us Laugh

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  • @azalea_k
    @azalea_k Рік тому +670

    honorable mention to the Oblivion actress who redoes her line, but they leave it all in. "...all on the same night! ...wait a minute, let me do that one again .... I heard that thieves broke into the arcane university..."

    • @Shageemusic
      @Shageemusic Рік тому +73

      Damn! I didn't even know these existed! Turns out there are multiple times voice actors redo their lines and they just left them in! That is amazing!

    • @FJF1085
      @FJF1085 Рік тому +5

      I loved that.

    • @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle
      @J.J.Jameson_of_Daily_Bugle Рік тому +21

      Skyrim also has some awkward line deliveries, like when you get to Adriane the blacksmith in Whiterun, she tells you of blacksmith Greymane, but when it comes to his name, it's very obvious it's from different audio take, as volume is slightly different and her pronunciation and tone doesn't fir rest of the sentence. My best guess is she messed up the name pronunciation so they had her just say his name again instead of redoing the entire lengthy line and call it a day. It's obviously not a huge deal, but when she says "Eorlund Gray-Mane" it really sticks out, it's almost like AI voice.
      Don't even get me started on ton of obviously disinterested NPCs you find in the game, they would speak of their horrific war stories in bored, monotonous way, most notable example the "war hero" Nord you find in Windhelm. Dude didn't give a damn recording those lines.

    • @bwestacado9643
      @bwestacado9643 Рік тому +12

      That's hilarious. I took that delivery not as a reread, but someone who (in game) thought they didn't emphasize their words enough to convey the proper urgency for the mission they want you to do and said again with more emotion lmao

    • @VenomsCat
      @VenomsCat Рік тому +3

      This also happened in one of the wwe2k games where you can hear Jerry Lawlor do the same thing lol.

  • @Atrus999
    @Atrus999 Рік тому +237

    The FFX laugh was meant to be awkward. Like you said it's part of the story. Yuna was trying to help Tidus through a difficult time by suggesting he force a smile or laugh so the laugh was meant to be like that. It always irks me when people point that scene out as being weird because when you're playing the game that scene is actually pretty heartwarming.

    • @singleplayermoments
      @singleplayermoments Рік тому +28

      Exactly this! It would make sense for people to make fun of it if it was meant to a normal laugh, but it wasn’t. It was SUPPOSED to be forced and awkward. I’m glad to see someone else saying it.
      It’s also quite emotional. When Yuna says he should probably stop but Tidus just can’t, you can tell he’s letting out all his pent up sadness and frustration. It was a very therapeutic moment for him.

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Рік тому +30

      That laughing scene is always brought up as an example of bad voice acting in video games and it annoys the hell out of me because it's actually an example of great voice acting. The whole scene shows the massive range of the two voice actors that they can manage fake sounding laughter and genuine sounding laughter with such effectiveness not to mention the rest of the lines involved.

    • @brandonjones5879
      @brandonjones5879 Рік тому +14

      It’s still a terrible scene.

    • @immortalfrieza
      @immortalfrieza Рік тому +22

      @@brandonjones5879 No, it's not. In fact it's one of the best scenes in the game. It shows the bond growing between the two and makes Tidus' and Yuna's relationship much more believable.

    • @brandonjones5879
      @brandonjones5879 Рік тому +6

      @@immortalfrieza yet twenty years later and it’s still picked apart as one of the most terrible scenes in the game. Intentions are great. Execution is more important. It’s just a terribly written scene.

  • @lilspyguy4206
    @lilspyguy4206 Рік тому +739

    The infamous heavy rain "JAAS-OON!!!" and "SHAUUUN!!!" the voice acting never mind the yelling Shaun glitch always gets me laughing. Every David Cage game has some weird dialogue, would be good for part 2.

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 Рік тому +5

      Which will never happen.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Рік тому +26

      Press "X" to SHAUNNNN!

    • @1Guason3
      @1Guason3 Рік тому +18

      I bought the game for my little brother and basically watched his entire playthrough. I called him Jason in that way for the whole week after that.

    • @pacorka9943
      @pacorka9943 Рік тому +11

      28 STAB WOUNDS!!

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC Рік тому

      @@1Guason3 😂

  • @arandomfish9755
    @arandomfish9755 Рік тому +62

    Dante's "dark soul" line gets me every time 🤣

  • @robertnendel1993
    @robertnendel1993 Рік тому +82

    FYI, "Crispy Critter" was first coined by US combat nurses during the Vietnam war to describe burn victims. There was a lot of incendiary devices and substances used during that war, resulting in a constant stream of 'crispy critters' coming in to the field hospitals.

    • @Aoskar95
      @Aoskar95 Рік тому +13

      Spoiler.
      Makes sense considering that's sort of how he first heard crispy critters

    • @MikeyJBlakeJR
      @MikeyJBlakeJR Рік тому +3

      Man, that origin alone is sad 😔

  • @gldni17
    @gldni17 Рік тому +43

    You are completely right about the laugh in FFX. It was completely intended to sound awkward and forced, and the original Japanese performance is identical in execution, backing up your observation. Being on this list does kind of mean that the scene did what it was supposed to do: use fake laughter to elicit genuine laughter.
    "You spoony bard," on the other hand, isn't so much a mistranslation that fell through the cracks, but it's actually just a very archaic term that actually fits Tellah's assessment of Edward. It's famous because it sounds weird, but unlike the other lines you compared it to, it's not actually a mistake.

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile Рік тому

      it is such a good little faux-insult. i'm pocketing it to use on somebody when the opportunity presents itself.

    • @sindri1447
      @sindri1447 Рік тому +1

      I actually think Spoony bard is such a good line XD

    • @Tyomak-ov
      @Tyomak-ov 5 місяців тому

      also yeah, I think he was inlove with Tellah's daughter or something but she died, if I remember right and he was being a little bitch, I could be thinking about the wrong game or storyline though, its been years

  • @thestraydog
    @thestraydog Рік тому +209

    I was hoping to see Tim Curry's line from Red Alert 3: "I am escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism... SPACE!!" 😂😂 him trying not to burst out laughing is the best part too

    • @ryantraylor1945
      @ryantraylor1945 Рік тому +12

      I was checking to see if anyone put this as I was expecting to see this as No 1

    • @wanderer202
      @wanderer202 Рік тому +9

      The red alert series has some real gold. It's amazing.

    • @blacksheepwall79
      @blacksheepwall79 Рік тому +5

      "You are made of stupid..."

    • @16ktsgamma
      @16ktsgamma Рік тому +8

      It's Tim Curry he's good at that.

    • @angelinacamacho8575
      @angelinacamacho8575 Рік тому +3

      Forgot to add "oh Mary Anne look!"

  • @Endgame_01
    @Endgame_01 Рік тому +13

    I always liked the Dracula line, especially with him smashing the glass like Thor. It's frigging great

    • @adamgreenspan4988
      @adamgreenspan4988 Рік тому +1

      It’s much better than Richter starting off the conversation with, “Die, monster!” a line that could work as something shouted in the heat of combat. But he keeps talking, as if his opening line was an invitation for Dracula to listen further to anything else he has to say.

  • @davislowery1040
    @davislowery1040 Рік тому +114

    Me and the boys lost it in EDF 5 when they said, "They look almost identical to humans" while referring to giant frog men. Glad someone else has noticed it!

    • @raymurray3401
      @raymurray3401 Рік тому +1

      Personally everytime I see that clip it feels like they’re referencing the Ancient Greek philosophy question of describing a human in the least amount of words and the answer of “featherless biped” that was given.

  • @BlackyMox
    @BlackyMox Рік тому +107

    I actually cried my heart out when Dante screamed. Love the voicecrack there.

    • @Momosexual
      @Momosexual Рік тому +4

      lmfaoooo

    • @circa1919
      @circa1919 Рік тому +2

      It made my heart hurt, but probably not in the intended way

    • @austinkasunic1291
      @austinkasunic1291 Рік тому +4

      @@circa1919 I remember playing DMC like ~5 years ago for the first time and got to this scene, at first I got goosebumps from cringe but after I realized what happened I just burst out laughing

    • @deandrenicholas2545
      @deandrenicholas2545 Рік тому +2

      Just made me laugh... was a super fuckin corny spot in an otherwise great game.

    • @naimashamoushaki7166
      @naimashamoushaki7166 10 місяців тому

      Come on guys 😂 Dante was going thorough puberty 😂

  • @alexwaddington9808
    @alexwaddington9808 Рік тому +62

    "this is not a brutality, this is a fatality"
    That writer watched too many Schwarzenegger movies

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC Рік тому +7

      “Don’t disturb my friend, He’s DEAD tired!”

    • @TheFreshSoundsFlorida
      @TheFreshSoundsFlorida Рік тому +4

      ​@@BrandonGavin_EDC that scene is hilarious 😂

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC Рік тому +1

      @@TheFreshSoundsFlorida I know, he was my favorite as a kid. I rented Terminator 2 so much the video store eventually gave it to my mom for me.

    • @Themoo_atcows
      @Themoo_atcows 9 місяців тому

      DiD sOmEoNe MeNtIoN tHe DoOr To DaRkNeSs?

  • @KarterBigs
    @KarterBigs Рік тому +10

    The frogs is a perfect example of why people love EDF, it doesn't take itself too seriously and it's just one of those games that still has the old charm to it, you don't need to follow some complicated storyline or something it's just there and all good fun in the game developers openly make jokes and make fun of their own game

  • @LaughingGun92
    @LaughingGun92 Рік тому +284

    Cortana's line about the obviously metal tunnel being "Not a natural formation" during the first Halo game was always funny to me.

    • @CopyableOak
      @CopyableOak Рік тому +11

      Story behind that one from Bungie was that when the line was written it looked far more natural that in the final build.

    • @ryanrapley1121
      @ryanrapley1121 Рік тому +5

      ​@@CopyableOak doesn't change the fact its a little dumb. They could have re recorded it. However I love that line because it always makes me laugh so eh 😂😂

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Рік тому +1

      That shit is OLD news, LOOK GUYS I FOUND A WILD SLOBRO!?

    • @MatthewBrannickWilliam
      @MatthewBrannickWilliam Рік тому +9

      Just played through that part an hour ago! The delivery is like; "you probaly can't tell by looking at it, but my advanced ai brain has clued in to the fact this is not, in fact, a natural structure" as you enter a massive, clearly advanced alien mega structure

    • @Culdcepter
      @Culdcepter Рік тому +7

      It gets better....there's a showcase race in Forza Horizon 4 that involves you as Master Chief driving a Warthog while trying to get to the landing zone further down the offroad "track". When you go through the freeway tunnel, she gets to say this imfamous line again, and it's just as cheesy given the circumstances. 🤣

  • @ziirroh
    @ziirroh Рік тому +13

    I’m so happy to see House of the Dead 2 on this list. Grew up playing that game on the Dreamcast a lot and the awkward dialogue was always my favorite thing about it 😆

    • @toxicsoup_
      @toxicsoup_ Рік тому +2

      'Thank you for rescuing me' with arms waving awkwardly in the air 🤣

  • @datgamerguy8963
    @datgamerguy8963 Рік тому +361

    You should make a list of games with the best dailogues, its something I would watch(if you haven’t already)

    • @jimmymurphy898
      @jimmymurphy898 Рік тому +78

      Number 1: Red Dead Redemption 2. My opinion but damn is that a well written game.

    • @NadeTheFun
      @NadeTheFun Рік тому +18

      That'll be the entirety of Elden Ring

    • @gameranxTV
      @gameranxTV  Рік тому +125

      Thanks for your suggestion

    • @Doppity
      @Doppity Рік тому +13

      Far Cry 3 definition of insanity should be on there

    • @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl
      @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl Рік тому +16

      @@jimmymurphy898 Number 2: Gaunter O'Dimm from Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone DLC.

  • @viktorepifanov7138
    @viktorepifanov7138 Рік тому +8

    Quotes from the pawns in dragon's dogma always get me laughing, especially after hearing them for 1000th time in the same playthrough lol

  • @Namtaskic
    @Namtaskic Рік тому +21

    My favorite line between Leon and Salazar from original RE4 is "Your right hand comes off?"
    The way Leon says that line makes me laugh so much.

  • @kaianderson6505
    @kaianderson6505 Рік тому +2

    You know a line is legendary when all it takes is seeing Dante and you know what's coming. And before the line even comes you're already in tears before the line is even said🤣

  • @vol.2655
    @vol.2655 Рік тому +12

    Skyrim
    Adrianne Avenicci: I don’t claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun…
    Dragonborn: What have you got for sale?
    Adrianne: The finest weapons and armor
    😂

  • @jamsywamsy
    @jamsywamsy Рік тому +1

    When Barry first says "Jill sandwich", (I was 8 roughly when 11:32 I played it), I thought he said "Jiggle". Like, wtf Barry???

  • @paulhenderson8342
    @paulhenderson8342 Рік тому +36

    The Pork Bun Guy from Sleeping Dogs, some of the most hilarious one liners I've heard in any game 😂

    • @Rodrigo4391
      @Rodrigo4391 Рік тому +10

      A man who hasn't had a pork bun, isn't a whole man!

    • @thevideocommenter3061
      @thevideocommenter3061 Рік тому

      ​@@Rodrigo4391 you look like you could use a pork bun!

    • @ghju
      @ghju Рік тому +2

      Yes!
      I clicked hoping it would make the cut but I spent more than 20 minutes waiting for something actually laugh-worthy to pop up. The only thing that I kinda enjoyed was the Forspoken bit (haven't played it although I'm considering it now) because it had that excited, sarcastic doofus character energy that I enjoy and reminds me of stuff I love in tv shows like BtVS, for example.
      But then again, I'm not an overgrown anime & fantasy dork either, so there's that.

    • @KSSBG
      @KSSBG Рік тому +1

      @@Rodrigo4391 *can NEVER be a whole man ... 🤣

  • @meyvertekptyltd5599
    @meyvertekptyltd5599 4 місяці тому

    Your continued struggle to contain that contagious and outright beautiful laugh - absolutely has me in tears! I really found your commentary so amusing!

  • @SuperlexPlays
    @SuperlexPlays Рік тому +23

    I'll never forget when I was younger and I used to watch my dad play video games. The characters would drop an f bomb, and every time it happened he would cough aggressively and say, "Don't tell your mother!

  • @TheBasilGuy
    @TheBasilGuy Рік тому +9

    I think what makes the EDF 5 "humanoid alien" bit even funnier to me is later in the game, if I remember correctly, when aliens that are much more "humanlike" are introduced they comment on how alien they are and unlike humans.

    • @anotherbacklog
      @anotherbacklog 11 місяців тому

      Mild spoiler, it’s actually a foreshadowing for the edf6

  • @Dabarca01
    @Dabarca01 Рік тому +18

    You guys are awesome at what you do. Keep it up, this is definitely one of my favorite channels to watch consistently

  • @kalleperssonbylund2037
    @kalleperssonbylund2037 Рік тому

    Great video! Jagged Alliance 2 is one of my favourite games of all time and there are so many cheezy and cringey dialogue and oneliners. Like when the character Maddog gets shot and says: "ah, blood, now I can fingerpaint"... Amazing.

  • @justinring3235
    @justinring3235 Рік тому +99

    It's not terrible per say but Geralt of Rivia's "Winds howling" always made me laugh

    • @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl
      @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl Рік тому +36

      Nah man, that stuff is iconic!!! Same as "Hhmmm, looks like rain"!

    • @chainuser1774
      @chainuser1774 Рік тому +9

      ​@@Mc_Lovin-nd6cl "Mmm, thanks bunches"

    • @cmdr.jabozerstorer3968
      @cmdr.jabozerstorer3968 Рік тому +7

      I've been playing The Witcher and Geralt's monotone replies are always weird.

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Рік тому +2

      Just NOT from the Netflix series, that one gets the, "Fuck" line is the best.

    • @khigley117
      @khigley117 Рік тому +5

      The awkward moment where he says winds howling and it's completely dead air...

  • @d3d3d3vulpus9
    @d3d3d3vulpus9 Рік тому +3

    In GTA3 a random by stander would shout "My mother's my sister!" Which as a kid I thought was just weird. Seconds later he'll yell again saying "What! She's my cousin?".... It's made me laugh for years. Thanks rock star.

  • @jaypro6269
    @jaypro6269 Рік тому +59

    I'm glad to see a lot of people understand the actual context of the laughing scene from FFX. Unlike most of the other moments on this list, the scene from 10 is meant to be cringe, it's a part of the context of the scene.
    As for FFIV, the Spoony Bard line, while "made up", spoony is an actual word. Tellah is basically calling him a love-sick fool. It actually relates to the term we know of as "spooning" lol. It's still funny, but it does fit the context of the scene.

    • @holyelephantmg8838
      @holyelephantmg8838 Рік тому

      When I first played 10 with my dad we got to the laugh and we’re just thinking about how confused their companions must’ve been

    • @SurroundedSita
      @SurroundedSita Рік тому +1

      yeah, whenever i see the laugh from ten on lists like these i tend to audibly say " it SUPPOSED to be like that!" the whole point is that its FORCED laughter to try to make them feel better. Its supposed to be odd and awkward. Even the first time i played 10 i understood that so i never understand why it hits lists like these tbh.

  • @zeldasquad8168
    @zeldasquad8168 Рік тому +5

    Not exactly a bad line just one that genuinely caught me off guard and still makes me chuckle.
    In Kingdom Come deliverance there is a NPC who will teach you archery and you can ask him a bunch of standard rpg questions and it eventually leads to this
    “I see you have targets and a bow, do you by chance teach archery?”
    And he simply responds
    “And your asking a lot of questions are you by chance the Spanish Inquisition?”
    Will never fail to make me laugh especially considering how serious the game tends to take itself as a simulator so it just is a good ole laugh.

  • @sorahearts3317
    @sorahearts3317 Рік тому +30

    Kingdom Hearts is full of dialogue like that and i still love it. As others have said Final Fantasy X the laugh scene while awkward does have meaning behind it. FF IV "you spoony bard" gets me every time though 😂

    • @issacdrd
      @issacdrd Рік тому +1

      I was hoping for Goofy talking about Sephiroth to make the list

    • @fenixloder
      @fenixloder Рік тому +3

      as a kingdom hearts fanboy i can say that they can make a whole video talking about this just from kingdom hearts

  • @deuceb1069
    @deuceb1069 Рік тому +2

    This series is gold you guys have to keep it going 😂😂😂

  • @dankforest
    @dankforest Рік тому +34

    Typing of the dead brought the dialog to another level by having the chrs run around with keyboards instead of guns and dreamcasts strapped to their backs. Its pure gold

    • @LobsterPuncher
      @LobsterPuncher Рік тому +2

      I loved the random sentences you would have to type. My brother and I lost it as kids when we had to type "Fart in a bottle".

    • @BlackMoonHowls
      @BlackMoonHowls Рік тому

      BTW the backspace key is broken on my keyboard so just deal with whatever you see as in errors, just deal like I did in school and now I'm jaded because of it. Life's NOT fair, huh?

    • @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026
      @amphibeingmcshpongletron5026 Рік тому

      @@LobsterPuncher It's honestly an ingenious way to get kids to learn and hone their typing skills, as well as a way to sell a "violent" zombie game to kids that parents would actually buy. I'd have played the shit outta that game if I had a dreamcast. These days I type pretty well, so I'd love to find a way to play it.

  • @James-gj8rn
    @James-gj8rn Рік тому +3

    i cracked up at "You Spoony Bard" i don't know why

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi Рік тому +14

    RE4 was so campy and hilarious. The one standout line to me was Leon's response to Salazar telling him he was sending his right hand after him: "Your right hand comes off?" Something like that. So dumb and funny, random Dad-joking Leon

  • @alextituslam4931
    @alextituslam4931 Рік тому

    Oh man XD awesome video! Do a part 2, there’s a TON more! Remember the Bouncer? Let’s do a drinking game and have a shot everytime zion says DOMINIQUE!

  • @personnel5757
    @personnel5757 Рік тому +110

    Thanks for defending Tidus and Yuna's laugh :) That was an intense and pivotal moment in the story & development of their characters imo...given the pilgrimage they are on

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Рік тому +11

      Right? I feel like the type of humor FF can have gets lost in translation sometimes, but also Tidus iirc was just trying to do his best to make Yuna laugh and forget how much she has to stay composed and happy 100% of the time for everyone in Spira, despite how stressful things are for her. So he was mocking the idea of forced and fake happiness with an exaggerated laugh of his own to make her genuinely laugh? That's how I remember interpreting it.

    • @kevinclapson
      @kevinclapson Рік тому +7

      The scene makes perfect sense, it was the line delivery. The English voice actor for Tidus gives such a shrill laugh that it overrides the emotional point the scene is trying to make. Yuna's does better in coming across as more mocking, but not by much.

    • @personnel5757
      @personnel5757 Рік тому +1

      @@kevinclapson Thanks for even mentioning this. My next playthrough I'll definitely use the original Japanese VA, as i've never done before in any of the voice acted Final Fantasy games.

    • @DannyLee-zv9gl
      @DannyLee-zv9gl Рік тому +2

      @@kevinclapson tidus laugh was mocking not sure what u mean

    • @kevinclapson
      @kevinclapson Рік тому

      @Danny Lee it was intended to be as much, but the voice actors delivery is so bad it doesn't come across that way unless you're paying attention to the writing to lend context to the scene.
      There is a reason the moment has been so heavily criticized for decades.

  • @derpykat26
    @derpykat26 Рік тому +4

    You forgot the game "Bard's Tale", which is hilarious in every way, cuz he's literally seen it all, heard it all, & done it all. But one scene that will always stick with me is the Bard walks into a room to see a dance-off between zombies & skeletons, and at the end, the skeleton points to the zombie and says "You Got Served!"

  • @paradsecar
    @paradsecar Рік тому +69

    Life is Strange was a great game, and also filled with some very awkward dialogue. This was most notable in how the kids spoke to each other, which felt like it was written by adults who thought that's what kids say to each other, delivered by adult voice actors that were trying to sound like kids. Case in point: "Now you're totally stuck in the Retro Zone. Sad face." -Victoria Chase to Max. Ungh...that's just painful.

    • @ooginator12
      @ooginator12 Рік тому +18

      Someone wasn't ready for the mosh pit, shaka brah

    • @windyforecast2091
      @windyforecast2091 Рік тому

      Omg this !! Lol! Yes

    • @ericmoreau4568
      @ericmoreau4568 Рік тому +2

      Despite being fun, Road 96 also suffers from nose bound "youth" speak.

    • @trevertravis8963
      @trevertravis8963 Рік тому

      Life is Strange sucked!

    • @The-Dark-Bat
      @The-Dark-Bat Рік тому +1

      @@trevertravis8963Opinions exist, ya know?

  • @SomeKillerTofu
    @SomeKillerTofu Рік тому +1

    Jill Sandwich was so good it even shows up in Dead Rising as there's a restaurant called Jill's Sandwiches. 😂

  • @pixelsoupgames
    @pixelsoupgames Рік тому +137

    Awkward dialogue is sometimes as good as great dialogue😂

  • @JesseBaggerly
    @JesseBaggerly Рік тому +2

    Oh my goodness, did not expect EDF getting rep, let alone winning #1 on a gameranx top 20! This makes me happy.

  • @sinmenon4347
    @sinmenon4347 Рік тому +12

    For #15, yes FINALLY someone who understands. It was the exact intention of the scene. The scene in Japanese is actually the exact same energy.

  • @valtrex_itch5987
    @valtrex_itch5987 9 місяців тому +1

    It's so much better than when Falcon narrates a video.

  • @gazbedford2624
    @gazbedford2624 Рік тому +6

    In the Resident Evil remake Ramon Salazar still says the lines about “the script” etc in the boss fight will Salazar. My favourite line in the remake is when Leon has to fight some suits of armour and after the fight Leon says “knighty knight, knights” He has a few one liners but that’s my favourite. I also love when Ashley says she’s the master of unlocking, I loved that little nod to the first game

  • @kylelowden1437
    @kylelowden1437 Рік тому +1

    "Mordanius, it's me... LANILOR!" 😂Just thinking about the voice acting in Divine Divinity makes me laugh. So bad it's good.

  • @Stryth
    @Stryth Рік тому +7

    You ABSOLUTELY should have included the line from Dynasty Warriors 3 - "Feel the power of my MAGIICC". That line has a cult following!

  • @elahti2110
    @elahti2110 Рік тому +1

    Hi Jake! Portals and portals 2 have a lot of good lines especially in the beginning when Wheatley is talking to Chell for the first time or when GLaDOS says "so how are you doing? CAUSE I'M A POTATO"

  • @lunarknight9162
    @lunarknight9162 Рік тому +5

    Zero’s “What am I fighting fooor!” Line in Mega man X4 is legendary.

  • @DGVFX
    @DGVFX Рік тому

    Really enjoying these types of videos

  • @ericsaari2901
    @ericsaari2901 Рік тому +9

    The Megaman scientist! Omg hahaha. That was so funny! Best localization choice ever. Literally does sound like they paid some guy $10 and a bottle of something to read lines.This whole video was amazing.

    • @Feburg
      @Feburg Рік тому +2

      they paid a guy 10 bucks and told him to do his best Elmer Fudd impression

    • @adamgreenspan4988
      @adamgreenspan4988 Рік тому +1

      “Doctaw Wywee”

  • @Ivotas
    @Ivotas Рік тому

    Wait what, 17:54 actually the real voices from the game and not you doing a voice over? Like for real? This is comedy gold!

  • @Ford-wt8rn
    @Ford-wt8rn Рік тому +22

    Shenmue takes the cake here, such a classic game and good story, with dialog that is awfully cheesy in a good way

    • @Iamkiingdrew
      @Iamkiingdrew Рік тому

      Kinda want to revisit it just for the dialogue alone …

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay Рік тому +1

      "Years ago...I was
      *C H I N E S E*
      Now I'm broke, give me rent money!"

    • @losthiker7007
      @losthiker7007 Рік тому +1

      Shenmue: “So do you know where any sailors like to hang out?”
      NPC: “all the sailors are big you know. You’ll know who they are just by looking!”
      It’s just so strange and oddly specific. Then again it’s Shenmue.

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN Рік тому +2

    Dude, you could have pulled 20 quotes from Forespoken, easily.

  • @Ferrindel
    @Ferrindel Рік тому +12

    The way the rest of the party stares at Tidus in the background with dumbfounded silence is all of us during that scene.

    • @Force-Multiplier
      @Force-Multiplier Рік тому +1

      That's the most brainless take people can get from that scene there is obviously much more than that to that moment my boy

    • @Ferrindel
      @Ferrindel Рік тому +1

      I'm not criticizing it for including brevity with a heavy story like FFX. I still play that game once a year or so.
      Doesn't mean it was well-executed. I cringed at it the first time I saw it. The fact that the entire rest of the game was nearly flawless only makes this cringe stand out more.

  • @braynjohnson4302
    @braynjohnson4302 Рік тому +1

    I actually love that warhammer one lol. Over the top but in a good way like “THIS IS SPARTA”

  • @OS_SWE
    @OS_SWE Рік тому +4

    Funniest most awkward dialogue is clearly Oblivion. I can watch compilations all day. Gets me laughing every time.
    -So what are the news from the other parts of Tamriel?
    -Go away!
    -Farewell!
    -Goodbye.

    • @ericb3157
      @ericb3157 Рік тому +1

      reminds me of a funny video i saw:
      a town guard kills a dragon, and i mean he JUMPS ON IT'S HEAD...
      THEN he says "my cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? guard duty."
      -that was in Skyrim, BTW.

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi Рік тому

      It's the best kind of AI humor

  • @Bettfernando
    @Bettfernando Рік тому +1

    missed the line "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee". a true classic

  • @Harleyhero
    @Harleyhero Рік тому +7

    The dialogue from Metal Wolf Chaos has to be some of the goofiest out there, the writing and delivery is just comedy gold throughout

  • @UnusualPete
    @UnusualPete 4 місяці тому +1

    Here's one for a future video: the dialogues about the memes in Metal Gear Rising Revengance 😂

  • @ichigo1013
    @ichigo1013 Рік тому +4

    That DMC scene had me dying years ago and it's still hilarious! "....Liiiiiiight!"

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 Рік тому +2

    It's in one of the older Tenchu games, don't know which one, but the dialogue is actually the least weird aspect of a cutscene where you meet a boss and it's some weird lumpy dude who marches toward you with an honestly hauntingly silly walking animation, there's a baby crying in the background just because and he then says: "I KNOUW what yew want! Yew want the STOUNE! It's nice and SAFE...inside my BELLY!" in an accent that sounds both overplayed and completely unintelligible at the same time somehow.

  • @Stotty146
    @Stotty146 Рік тому +17

    The goofed dialogue from Oblivion is some of the all time best. It's more of a bug than just poorly written or delivered, but it gets me every time I hear it

    • @molagbalcampion9770
      @molagbalcampion9770 Рік тому +1

      Pay with your blood

    • @JesseGaming7593
      @JesseGaming7593 Рік тому

      ​@@molagbalcampion9770"STOP! You've violated the law! Your stolen goods are now forfeit! Pay your fine, or it's off to jail!"

  • @TheSwabbyOne
    @TheSwabbyOne Рік тому +1

    Good references in the first Resident Evil game, but my brother and I also used to laugh at Barry saying, “what is it?!” Several times with different emphasis on different syllables also. We would go around the house and randomly give our own dramatic, “what is it?!” To each other.

  • @SirLightsOut99
    @SirLightsOut99 Рік тому +6

    What about The Town With No Name? Everything from "Do you have the time old man???," to the infamous "my name's not Shayne kid." There's so much great line delivery in that game.

  • @jas9574
    @jas9574 Рік тому +4

    I remember playing Sonic Adventure and listening to all that terrible dialogue, especially right in the beginning with the police encounter with Chaos. The voice actor sounded like an AI meant to sound like an announcer dramatically reading off terribly written lines of a police officer.

  • @VongolaXZax
    @VongolaXZax Рік тому +7

    Fallout New Vegas on a low intelligence playthrough is a hilarious, adventure.

  • @albrown7977
    @albrown7977 Рік тому +1

    23:29 Did people in this world think aliens didn't look humanoid? Did they think they would look like dogs or giant chickens or something? That's a relief. They are just on Earth to help you save money on your car insurance.

  • @DJBananaFox
    @DJBananaFox Рік тому +10

    Tidus not being called Tidus always triggers me :D

    • @TogonzoMedia
      @TogonzoMedia Рік тому +1

      I'll never call him Teedus, and I'll always refer to Metal Gear's creator as hiddie-yo ko-gym-uh 😝

    • @DJBananaFox
      @DJBananaFox Рік тому

      @@TogonzoMedia lol

    • @rollanddev
      @rollanddev Рік тому

      @@TogonzoMedia "Teedus" would need two Ds in the English language. As in, "Tiddus".
      *Factually speaking*, the only proper way to say his name is "Shioos".
      "TI" as in "cauTIon" [shi]
      "D" from "weDnesday" [(silent)]
      "US" from "accoUStic" [oos]

    • @TogonzoMedia
      @TogonzoMedia Рік тому

      @@rollanddev I always seen his name as the Biblical prophet Titus just with a D instead of a T. For those not religiously inclined, there's always Titus software but with a D instead of a T ...

  • @wills.2648
    @wills.2648 Рік тому +2

    The Mask from the Splatterhouse remake has some truly amazing dialog with Rick. Definitely needs to be in part 2. 💯💯

  • @danielschmaderer
    @danielschmaderer Рік тому +13

    Number 10 had me laughing way too hard, and that’s from someone growing up with Shenmue and thinking the line mentioned prior was absolutely hilarious as a kid.

    • @housemouseshorts
      @housemouseshorts Рік тому +2

      the aknowlagement that the laugh at number 15 was not an acting mistake but awkward on purpose. Due to story reasons. threw me for a loop. I have never ever seen a gameing channel do their reasearch like that. The ff 10 laugh is hated due to the scene NEVER ever being shown in its actual context,but always with a negitive agenda. First by people outside the jrpg community in the 2010s. To dunk on jrpg fans Then the mainstream media to demonize videogames as a legitimate thing. Or to go after jrpg fans. Via the likes of Adem Sessler and xplay.

    • @danielschmaderer
      @danielschmaderer Рік тому +2

      @@housemouseshorts playing FF10 and seeing that entire scene play out isn’t as bad as people play it out to be once knowing the entire reason behind it. Not playing it makes it seem cringy without context, which everyone sees sadly. It’s actually a good moment.

    • @steveb106
      @steveb106 Рік тому +1

      Have you seen any sailors?

    • @RoyMatzem
      @RoyMatzem Рік тому

      😂 There others, worse than that Shenmue Should be higher

  • @BrandonGavin_EDC
    @BrandonGavin_EDC Рік тому +5

    This should be fantastic! The level of awesome stuff you all find or remember is crazy to me. Great editing and work Falcon and Jake. Also to anyone behind the scenes we may never see. There has to be some great lines from Deadly Premonition.

  • @TheOnlySheldor7
    @TheOnlySheldor7 Рік тому +5

    Being called the chicken Chaser in Fable. I joke around with that line to this day.

    • @d3d3d3vulpus9
      @d3d3d3vulpus9 Рік тому

      Are you just gonna stand there like a lemon?

  • @maniik_flix4837
    @maniik_flix4837 Рік тому

    "Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?"
    Me: gets a UA-cam Premium ad afterwards

  • @eythorl97k74
    @eythorl97k74 Рік тому +4

    That laugh in FFX is so known it became a in joke in World of Final Fantasy. I was on the floor when I heard it there.

  • @grahtman
    @grahtman Рік тому +2

    I hate people criticizing the FFX laugh. That scene is actually beautiful and in a lot of ways pretty tragic.
    It's imo probably the most misunderstood scene in gaming.

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor Рік тому +6

    19:13 ROFL i just spit my food. the way his voice cracks then echos combined with that music oh my god I'm dying. it's supposed to be emotional but it's so fucking funny

  • @kalui96
    @kalui96 Рік тому +1

    It's so funny that you used a Forspoken screenshot as the thumbnail

  • @metalbob123
    @metalbob123 Рік тому +50

    press F to pay respects to falcon he will be missed

    • @sk.mahdeemahbubsamy2857
      @sk.mahdeemahbubsamy2857 Рік тому +5

      Where did he go?

    • @MrJTea
      @MrJTea Рік тому +3

      Last few videos he sounded sick asf, partial break maybe?

    • @FoxRants
      @FoxRants Рік тому +1

      Did he leave the channel?

    • @harrya11en38
      @harrya11en38 Рік тому +4

      falcon sounds so uninspired and dis-interested in his videos. i root for Jake having all videos OR get someone else to replace falcon LMAO

    • @williamstockton5597
      @williamstockton5597 Рік тому +18

      @@harrya11en38 there’s nothing wrong with falcon lol. That’s part of the charm

  • @aldotrioksidi
    @aldotrioksidi Рік тому

    I love the EDF one because they say about the frogs that "they look just like us", but in another mission when there's the classic grey aliens that look more human, there's dialogue "they look nothing like us"

  • @DareMurdok
    @DareMurdok Рік тому +3

    the Tenchu series has a lot of fun dialogue worth looking into for this series.
    also the Tenchu Wrath of Heaven game on PS2 has an entire unlockable secondary joke story that replaces all the dialogue with silly stuff. (it's intentionally silly so i don't know if that counts)
    i don't know if you're looking for specifically unintentional comedy or stuff that doens't take itself seriously and is just having fun though

  • @CT-yc4gd
    @CT-yc4gd Рік тому +1

    I haven't even watched the video. The immediate thought that came to mind was the original RE1 in 1996. "The master of unlocking" and "Jill sandwich." lol
    6:19 LO AND BEHOLD!! lmao

  • @richardellinger2196
    @richardellinger2196 Рік тому +16

    Dialogue wise, I don’t think anything could possibly be worse than Forspoken.

    • @LordNovaPrime1
      @LordNovaPrime1 Рік тому +1

      Fire Emblem Engage would be my top spot. Oh boy

    • @darknesswave100
      @darknesswave100 Рік тому

      Yeah cause apparently everybody is an asshole from what I've seen

    • @maskofacryingclown3
      @maskofacryingclown3 Рік тому +1

      ​@@LordNovaPrime1this the same dude that is on every forspoken comment section talking shit. I think luminous kidnapped his mother and this is how he's seeking his revenge.

    • @LordNovaPrime1
      @LordNovaPrime1 Рік тому

      @FGClipz I don't usually comment my hate but sounds like his feelings towards forspoken are the same as mine towards engage lol

    • @maskofacryingclown3
      @maskofacryingclown3 Рік тому

      @@LordNovaPrime1 yyeah but your on a topic. This dude spams his hate for forspoken. It's like he goes to the UA-cam search. Types in Forspoken goes to the relevance tab so he can go on with his master plan to anything new about it. Like he's pushing some type of agenda haha.

  • @GorgonFreemint
    @GorgonFreemint Рік тому +2

    You should do a Best voiced lines in video games. I think would be rather interesting. Some games have those lines that are so well done and filled with raw emotion and I think people need to experience that.

  • @theonlymoondeer
    @theonlymoondeer Рік тому +3

    As someone who's deeply hurt, I would like to nominate "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" for part 2.

    • @tobiasschumacher8602
      @tobiasschumacher8602 Рік тому

      You do realise that it meant he couldn't be an adventurer any longer because he got married?

    • @carlgibson285
      @carlgibson285 Рік тому

      ​@@tobiasschumacher8602 that was debunked ages ago. Even the guy who wrote the actual line of dialogue for the game said it has nothing to do with getting married.

    • @tobiasschumacher8602
      @tobiasschumacher8602 Рік тому +1

      @@carlgibson285 Oops, you are right. Man, I'm still living in the past. 😅

  • @patrickomeagher9868
    @patrickomeagher9868 Рік тому +2

    There was a lot of this in arcade games in the 80s and early 90s, mostly due to translation issues. The ones that stand out to me were "All your base are belong to us/" from Zero Wing and the intro to Bad Dudes "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" I've heard that the original Japanese from Bad Dudes doesn't mention ninjas at all and makes more sense. Bard's Tale, the Dragon Quest games, and the Yakuza series are loaded with goofy dialog, but it's meant to be there and is a big part of what makes the games so entertaining.

  • @jjechavarria7692
    @jjechavarria7692 Рік тому +4

    I am in tears over number 4 😂

  • @plasmatize8494
    @plasmatize8494 Рік тому

    3:58 Dora the Explorer be like: "Can YOU understand the symbolism?"

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 Рік тому +10

    The Jill sandwich & master of unlocking will forever be my favorite cringe dialogue, makes me laugh every time without fail 😂

    • @oscarftb
      @oscarftb Рік тому +1

      Even Ashley in RE4R mentioned she is the master of unlocking. It made me happy to hear that

    • @wutthabuck8772
      @wutthabuck8772 Рік тому

      ​​@@oscarftb yea I laughed out loud when she said that 😂

  • @joey2765
    @joey2765 Рік тому +1

    Man I can’t stop laughing at devil may cry😂😂😂😂

  • @XboxGT-Jackass1989
    @XboxGT-Jackass1989 Рік тому +7

    "Crispy Critters" made me laugh, and the back and forth between him and his AI partner while being hunted by creepy mustachioed robots really had me sold on that Atomic Hearts.

  • @bananachild1936
    @bananachild1936 Рік тому

    "Where's everyone going? (light scoff) Bingo?"
    -is probably the most iconic line from the entire Resident Evil franchise.

  • @inquisitorichijou883
    @inquisitorichijou883 Рік тому +8

    The "Spoony Bard" line reminds me of an exchange from Xenoblade 3.
    Eunie calls Lanz a Muppet and Lanz counters it by calling Eunie a "sassy Spoon"

  • @yotaruvegeta
    @yotaruvegeta Рік тому

    5:45 “Crispy critters.” They really wanted that line to meme-ify.

  • @arcturusian5179
    @arcturusian5179 Рік тому +4

    Megaman X4 had the funniest dialogue from the franchise if memory serves me right

    • @Meowie765
      @Meowie765 Рік тому +2

      What am I FiGhTiNg fOr ?? !!!!

  • @theneoreformationist
    @theneoreformationist Рік тому

    And then after the frogs show up, there actually ARE aliens that look like humans, and they call them robots instead.

  • @iainabprice75
    @iainabprice75 Рік тому +3

    Was happy to see any Jill/Barry there. Their interactions will always be the most memorably bad dialogue. This video kept me chuckling throughout.

  • @nickbritten8132
    @nickbritten8132 5 місяців тому

    Resident evil “Hope this isn’t Chris’s blood” fantastic delivery lol 😂

  • @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl
    @Mc_Lovin-nd6cl Рік тому +13

    Metal Gear Rising Revengeance has a lot of bad lines that came out funny but somehow still sounded freaking badass!

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley Рік тому +2

    I think the writer's strike began with Forespoken 😂 Every time I see clips from it, I'm reminded of when I watched someone play Life is Strange and hearing Chloe repeatedly say "hella".
    But there's also a bit of me that's a little sad at how it failed. As a black person, we don't see a lot of "us" as the main character in video games. Supporting roles, absolutely, but rarely taking center stage. The very few chances we get, it's really important to nail because the next opportunity might be a while. So, there's also a piece of me that's saddened it didn't succeed.
    ...I wonder if the game would be any good if you just mute it 😂😂😂
    Edit: And I just got my cringe dialogue in real life while watching this video 😂. Had Mormons knock on the door and I instantly, but politely told them "No, thank you," before they could begin. I tried to say that I'm atheist but decided last minute not to. Those sort of lines usually just make these encounters worse. As I waved them off in the nicest way I could (been watching way too much anime as I damn near bowed in apology. I might not like religion, but I also don't wish to be too rude), one of them exclaimed, "We just want to say a prayer with you!"
    ...You know what? While I still find that frickin hilarious, I'm sure the guy was being sincere. It was cringey, but honest. A lot of Christianity is honestly like that, lol.
    Then his friend asked if I knew anyone else who would want a prayer. I informed, "I don't know, but I'm not interested," still giving a cliche anime wave of the hand (the kind when a character is saying, "No, no!", when a misunderstanding has occured) while ducking and bowing and finally slid the door shut. Yes, I was just as cringey as they were 😂