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The fact that Linden Ashby turned down being Cage for this movie just cause of the script alone is probably one of the most Johnny Cage things a person could do.
@AnotherPunisher64 Love that they bother to call that out in MK11. That's also one of the reasons why I'm not watching this film, cause I love Johnny Cage.
"Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script," You mean after the director handed him a sheet of paper that probably read "You try to kick Shao Khan, he grabs you, he breaks your neck" xD
@@Shaz-Daz i heard that he turned it down because cage would be killed early and got (reasonably) upset, since he asked for a part in the second movie and got this instead lol
@@jovon6791 well he used the scorpion costume for the new movie, and he probably didnt want to soil his favorite characters honor by wearing the costume for this piece of shit
Honestly this movie is Half the reason I chose my Username cause seeing Jax vs Motaro as a kid always got me unnecessarily hype in this Sillyass movie hahaha
I don't blame ya in the start it looks like it would be epic because they're designs make it look like it would be brutal but in reality it's really bad- how could they butcher those badass and cool characters like that..
Cyrax saying “Death is the only way out” is single good part in the whole movie. (Mainly because this sound track is still great and the remix of him saying that is awesome)
Sorry for the late comment, but yeah, when I saw this for the first time as a kid, I started referencing Cyrax's quote when I played video games, and even to this day, I once in a great while will still declare unto my foes: "Death is the only way out"
The part when Cyrax does a slow motion flip jump on a table in the middle of the fight and the music changes to some techno robotic beat is super badass. That fight is by very far the best part of the movie.
There are plenty of shit ass movies that there is no need to sit through because of this channel. Just because they are mostly horror, doesn't mean all the movies are good. This is actually pretty far from being the worst movie on this channel, however this movie is pretty fucking bad
I unashamedly rented this movie countless times when it was released on VHS. It holds a special place in my heart. Also, Motaro scared the piss out of me at that age.
"Baraka made a big splash when he debuted in MK2...he became a jobber as the series went on." Truer words have never been spoken. Only Reptile and Kano became worse jobbers
If y'all think Kano is a jobber, there's no hope for you my man... Kano is a mad lad, although it's funny because I hate playing as him but I love his character.
@@tomfrost6049 dude i love Kano but go through MK9 again. Kano and Baraka are constantly beat up. Sheeva too if i remember correctly. hard to realize that game is already 10 years old now...ffs
@@tomfrost6049 hahaha i fucking hated the A.I. in MK9. Granted the A.I. in all Mortal Kombat games is effing rigged (it was originally an arcade game so it was naturally designed to bankrupt you lol) but MK9 was particularly obnoxious i will say this though, the mk games haven't bought into this mickey mouse shit where games are super easy these days. every shooting game is basically a joke because you can just run and hide while your health "charges" back up
The first time I watched this movie, I was tripping on shrooms and Shao Kahn’s animality sent me into a bad trip and gave me a panic attack that I was almost hospitalized for.
Ye, jax just wants metal arms in this movie, but honestly, your comment works so well with the MK11 fatalities and brutalities, and that goes for like Jax and Frost, and I think a few other characters in the game
Shao Kahn sounding ready to cry has me rolling every time 😂 He sounds like Jigsaw’s depressed younger brother. “Your whole life you’ve hated ninjas. Now you must test your might if you wish to live.” 💀🤣
That is hilarious. Sounds like the younger spoiled brother who just stole the keys to the older brother's car. "As long as I have the keys. Your car becomes my car." Is it me or does that scene just scream meme?
Come back to these videos every once in a while, and I cannot get over that this movie just throws characters and names into the script without any thought. Like, Mileena shows up for two seconds and they don't even bring up her scary tarkatan teeth, which are easily the most memorable part of her character.
I got scared as soon as James said this could be the worst movie on the Kill Count because I remembered how abominable I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer was.
IAKWYDLS you could see James's will to live drain through it. At least with this he could have some fun and enjoy the completely pointless appearances of game characters
@@cheekbonestrenchcoat The intro was just this Welcome to the kill count where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite horror movies. I am James A Janisse and today we are looking at I will always know what you did last summer. This movie fucking sucks.
Baraka in the recent MK series was amazing looking. The whole series showed that you could do slightly cartoonish characters in the real world without losing what they actually looked like and of course it was what made the studio create a movie! I cannot wait!!
I know it's not the point of the show, but that Hello Fresh plug was insane. the smile before the bite of broccoli into a wink was just, commercial perfect. Made me want Hello Fresh.
My friends and I almost got kicked out of a theater during the midnight showing on opening night. Apparently the people behind us were actually enjoying the movie and didn't appreciate our riffing and inappropriate laughter.
I love that Chelsea turns up as Subzero. Such couple goals. Also this film looked awful but James killed it with the jokes. "And they were never seen again"
tbh if you use mental gymnastic you can say that Chelsea was cosplaying as Frost who first appeared in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, in which the character was a female fighter who had similar Cryomancer like abilities as good ol' subbie
Wow I remember LOVING this movie as a kid. Watching it now, it’s insane how unfinished and badly edited and just messy it is. But there’s still a lot of fun to be had with it. This actually made me want to revisit it!
Same for me - this episode kinda ruined my childhood ^^ I even remember loving the animality fight, don't know how that was possible. I guess childs brain works differently ;)
James when he's talking about HelloFresh: "I want to have a healthy diet." Me: *pauses stuffing Poptart in mouth* Me: *slowly proceeds stuffing Poptart in mouth with twinge of guilt*
Man I remember watching this movie back when i was like 8 or 9 and marveling at how amazing the movie was now that i look back at it i tend to wonder how easily satisfied my smol brain was
I’m not complaining I’m not trying to be rude but I’m just wondering why you comment so much? I’ve seen three comments from you now (P.S. don’t take it rude!) 🌸
@@debadopdeep I just like voicing my opinions and reactions ^^ I don't really wanna voice them all in like... one comment I guess? Don't worry, you weren't rude about it, I take no offense!
As someone who is photosensitive, I really, really, REALLY appreciate the effort you put into warnings. it allows me to watch episodes that contain them without worrying tbh
11:35 For the love of God, watch the whole scene. You can see Cyrax and Jax just slowly waving their limbs at each other in the background instead of fighting for real.
Bro 😂 when Liu Kang said “I’ll kill you jade” and she had that scared look and just tip toed away had me dead 💀 like wtf just happened in that scene 😂😂😂
I was moved by the growth of Rain throughout the movie. They fleshed out his character well, and I just feel like I can empathize, relate even. I too have been hit by a hammer, and burned... both emotionally and physically on my fingers.. accidentally... by myself. I've never ninja'd anybody, but I have exhausted myself for an ungrateful boss, I think we've all been there before. Rain fell outta the sky in the start of the film, and his boss and coworkers wanted to keep him down ever since. I've never been fired in the same way and I don't know about previous inciting incidents, as I'm not in Shao Kahn's Outworld Human Resource Department..There may well have complaints of conduct or behaviour, but speaking as a myself, a man who's claimed only a handful of champion souls for my boss, I think his achievements claiming thousands was something inspirational to aspire to. Maybe Shao Kahn will read this and have a change of heart and fish my boy out of the fire. You can toss him in a new color and call him "Steam" or something. All I'm saying is that I went looking for a ninja character, but what I found was a real ninja person..
Since James didn't mention it, Mileena is Katana's Klone in the games spliced with Tarkatan DNA she was kreated by Shang Tsung to be a replacement for her "sister" to be Shao Kahn's heir.
@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 Mortal "Kombat", "Konquest" , Mortal "Kombat Kard" Game, etc. Replacing the "c" with "k" is a Mortal Kombat thing that's been going on for about as long as I have lived, so about 27-28 years. Which is why "klone" and "unkultured" is being used. After being a fan for a while, you get used to it.
I know this movie is abysmal as an mk fan I did enjoy a few fights in film and some of the costumes didn't look too bad but anyway awesome kill count James thank you and the dead meat team!😉
7:12 That Bobby Roode reference though, that was aweso...phenomen...wait-- *THAT'S NICE !* 10:15 And Booker T too ! Always glad to see more wrestling jokes on this channel :)
as a kid i rented this movie when i was on vacation in estes park colorado and watched it in room 217 of the stanley hotel. i feel like that makes it qualify as horror.
@@hunterchestnut8072 hahaha weird thing to lie about.. dumb and dumber was filmed there 3 years earlier and I rented it too. If you go during the summer, the hotel is off season and you can pick any room. Creepy af
Man that shoulder tackle is literally the only Shao Kahn like thing that they do in the whole movie and even then it just looks like he fell over and into them
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this movie sux
Ok
Whythe actual fuck did i get the noti this just released, omllllordddd
Hi
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One of my favorite Kill Counts so far, just because James roasts this film whenever he got the chance to
Ah, i see the godly being himself watches *Dead Meat* too.
Hey
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN EVERY COMMENT SECTION
You should watch the thankskilling kill count for the hilarious.
Stop being everywhere.....
I’m joking but still
The fact that Linden Ashby turned down being Cage for this movie just cause of the script alone is probably one of the most Johnny Cage things a person could do.
@AnotherPunisher64 Love that they bother to call that out in MK11. That's also one of the reasons why I'm not watching this film, cause I love Johnny Cage.
@AnotherPunisher64 More like page 2, if that. It's basically the first thing that happens.
“Who hired this guy? What the f*ck?”
"Page 62 Johnny Cage dies? IS SOMEONE HIGH!?"
@@dustinray1694 i love that fatality. "Deadly upercut take #2"
"Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script,"
You mean after the director handed him a sheet of paper that probably read "You try to kick Shao Khan, he grabs you, he breaks your neck" xD
To quote MK11 Cage. "Page 25, Johnny Cage dies? Is someone high?" Which has to be a reference to this
@@papazepp1279 Ironically that death scene might not even be in double digit page.
No, Linden Ashby was going to get a substantial role in the sequel, but after he turned it down, they decided to kill his character off early
@@Shaz-Daz i heard that he turned it down because cage would be killed early and got (reasonably) upset, since he asked for a part in the second movie and got this instead lol
the best part is that one of the later games (i think MK Deadly alliance) makes fun of how many times Johnny Cage has died lol
I laughed so hard when Scorpion said " SUCKERS "
Me too bro
Me three.
Me four
Me five
Me six
Shao Kahn sounds like he's going to cry because every time he talks he's reminded what movie he's in
I always get that girl from scary movie vibes just waiting on him to say"wanna play DIE CHEERLEADER DIE"
Nuff said, he talks like it's holding off his cry rage of being part of an awful movie
This one makes him CRY
@Miguel Messina funny how shao kahn went from a monstrous looking badass at end of 1st movie to a normal looking human in terrible 2nd movie hahahaha
@@shinmegamanzx honestly if they had an actual monster play him like say kane from wwe in his prime...than he would at least be less....horrible
I’m convinced that James owned that Sub-Zero costume before he knew he would cover these movies.
GET (OVER HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shocked it wasn't a scorpion costume heard he was his favorite
@Miguel Messina If he has HBOmsx it will come quick
@@jovon6791 well he used the scorpion costume for the new movie, and he probably didnt want to soil his favorite characters honor by wearing the costume for this piece of shit
@@SB992REBORNscorpion supporting his bro after the divorce
Honestly this movie is Half the reason I chose my Username cause seeing Jax vs Motaro as a kid always got me unnecessarily hype in this Sillyass movie hahaha
I don't blame ya in the start it looks like it would be epic because they're designs make it look like it would be brutal but in reality it's really bad- how could they butcher those badass and cool characters like that..
VERIFIED SPOTTED. BOW DOWN AND GIVE HIM YOUR LIKES
I never saw this movie til' today, and I hardly saw it, it was a kill count!
Koko
Wheres the jaxblade bodyweight workout series ??!
James: “Probably the worst movie ever covered on the kill count.”
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer: Finally, a worthy opponent.
@Zombie Hunter One day
Thankskilling 3: the weak fight themselves, making room for the real threat 😈
Wrong Turn 5: Our battle will be legendary!
And yet he seemed to like seed of chucky one of the worst movies ive ever seen
ahem, jason takes manhattan, saw 3D and THE final destination?
Dude Chelsey playing Sub Zero and freezing James had better special effects than most of this whole movie
I fucking agree
True true
Really hope we see her take part in more Kill Counts.
I love how she leaves like "whelp, I'll be going."
I thought it was cute. :P
I can just imagine James yelling from across his house, “hey Chelsea wanna know what would be funny? If you dressed up as sub-zero from mortal kombat”
For real they seem like they truly love each other
The Sub-Zero costume stays ON during sex
Honestly I think Sheeva's extra pair of arms is one of the only effects in this movie that doesn't look like shit.
It is, and it's a damn shame that the actor for Sheeva had her fight scenes cut cause of how faulty they were. :(
@@Unaliq ...and the fight scene between "Penis Hand Hydra Shao Kahn" and "Whatever The Fuck Liu Kang Was" STAYED IN.
@@gsofficial Yep, and it's a God-awful fight.
I love these replys
Ever wondered why practical effects always look better than CGI? That was probably the only practical effect in this crapfest.
Cyrax saying “Death is the only way out” is single good part in the whole movie. (Mainly because this sound track is still great and the remix of him saying that is awesome)
Sorry for the late comment, but yeah, when I saw this for the first time as a kid, I started referencing Cyrax's quote when I played video games, and even to this day, I once in a great while will still declare unto my foes:
"Death is the only way out"
The part when Cyrax does a slow motion flip jump on a table in the middle of the fight and the music changes to some techno robotic beat is super badass.
That fight is by very far the best part of the movie.
Kitana: Mom I don't want to dye my hair with white highlights like you
Sindel: To bad you, Will dye
This is my favorite comment this morning
the way I wheezed reading this 😭
YAAASSS!!!😂😂
Had me dying
That line made me laugh a bit
And this is one of the rare occasions where you should watch the kill count in place of the movie
Me who does this for most of all these movies: ;-;
So true
No one should ever have to watch mortal kombat annihilation
@@Bongo_Dong agreed
There are plenty of shit ass movies that there is no need to sit through because of this channel. Just because they are mostly horror, doesn't mean all the movies are good. This is actually pretty far from being the worst movie on this channel, however this movie is pretty fucking bad
James' unceasing hatred of skeletons is an underrated running joke on the Kill Count.
The bony fucks
The bony fucks
The fony bucks
the bony fucks
The bony fucks
The kill counts for this and the first movie have singlehandedly reinvigorated the love I had for mortal kombat when I was little. Thank you James.
i love how scorpion is just standing behind kitana in frame at 10:12 waiting to 'surprise' grab her and portal out lol
“... and og Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script.” Damnnnnn did someone leave the door open because shits getting cold
FROSTY
Lol
I've been waiting to see how Chelsea would be used as Sub Zero ever since I saw it on Twitter and I was not disappointed
22:20 "And Ermac splooges into another dude to double team Sonya"
Oh my god James phrasing
😭
5:40 Shao Kahn talking like he’s crying had me laughing for like 20 minutes😂
(Sobbing under his mask)"As long as the portal remains open your world becomes my world".....do you have a tissue🤧🤧
🤣🤣
"DAD SAID IT'S MY TURN IN EARTH REALM!"
The dude be lookin like an adult Tyler1
@@mapoking5087
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!"
Jax: you took my arms
Emarc: and now you seek revenge
Jax: let’s call it my pound of flesh
I like how Chelsea helps James with his "get to the numbers" joke.
Chelsea is in 3 kill counts. The movies were: it follows, freaky, and this mess
@@Awesometdsplayer she's also in Killer Klowns From Outer Space kill count. Because she had to slap James with a pie.
Chelsea should host her own kill count
@@quoew5164 so its 4 maybe 5 if you count slumber massacre 3
@@aidan6471 yep.
I unashamedly rented this movie countless times when it was released on VHS. It holds a special place in my heart.
Also, Motaro scared the piss out of me at that age.
It’s a fun movie
Let’s be real here the only person who could save the world from Shao Khan is our favorite hero Art Lean
I wanna be like Art when I grow up.
Rest in power. What a legend
Art Lean is legend!
The one and only...
But when the world needed him most, he vanished...
Man he sounded like he was telling on his older brother “As Long as the portal is open. Your world is mine” 😭😭😭😭
He did sound kinda whiny there
He must had listen too much Billie eilish songs and makes him cry for no reason
Your world becomes mine
π
lmfaoo i’ve always thought this 😂 he sounds like he’s whiny
Liu Kang: "This is amazing!"
James: "It is not amazing."
The deadpan delivery is EVERYTHING!
This kill count was more enjoyable than the movie.
Tbh that is a very very low bar, and also Kill Counts are quite enjoyable anyway
Ya dont say
25:01 LMAOOO!! That mentor shoulder thing.
I'mma start doing that to ppl randomly
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Been subbed to your channel since you had 15k love your content bro
Yo primm I love ur videos guy you funny asf
Just tell em Good Job then walk away
Wtf Primm here
James getting frozen by Sub-Zero at the end is better edited than the entire movie.
This comment about James getting frozen by Sub-Zero at the end is better than the entire movie.
Stolen comment but meh
25:10
@@TheRealWoopSlap like your life
@@tetoterritory 😐
Imagine being the villain who is built up all throughout the first movie,
only to end up looking like Tyler1
LMAO!
YOU HAVE NO MANA RAIDEN
@@Fattybutt23 LMAO
🤣😭
Bruh
"Baraka made a big splash when he debuted in MK2...he became a jobber as the series went on."
Truer words have never been spoken. Only Reptile and Kano became worse jobbers
If y'all think Kano is a jobber, there's no hope for you my man... Kano is a mad lad, although it's funny because I hate playing as him but I love his character.
@@tomfrost6049 dude i love Kano but go through MK9 again. Kano and Baraka are constantly beat up. Sheeva too if i remember correctly. hard to realize that game is already 10 years old now...ffs
@@skippythealien9627 I was playing mk9 on the ps3 last night... I rage quit when Kano kept kicking my arse in the klassic tower mode.
@@tomfrost6049 hahaha i fucking hated the A.I. in MK9. Granted the A.I. in all Mortal Kombat games is effing rigged (it was originally an arcade game so it was naturally designed to bankrupt you lol) but MK9 was particularly obnoxious
i will say this though, the mk games haven't bought into this mickey mouse shit where games are super easy these days. every shooting game is basically a joke because you can just run and hide while your health "charges" back up
@@skippythealien9627 at least Sheeva got some wins in mk11. Kano, Baraka and Mileena still didn't win a single fight
Chelsea Sub-Zero freezing James brought a smile to my face.
Spoilers!
@Cody lindeman yes but it is cool to know
@@codylindeman9783 OH yeah 😅
I could honestly watch james geek out over game movies for hours
Same like I have a guilty pleasure for the Resident Evil movies lol
Ye
This probably has the funniest jokes of a kill count yet
Yeah the movie is cringeworthy af
Oh yeah I laughed about 30 times
James got me weak over here with his banter shitting on this movie 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I would like but it’s at 69 “nice”
Do you mean KILL KOUNT
The first time I watched this movie, I was tripping on shrooms and Shao Kahn’s animality sent me into a bad trip and gave me a panic attack that I was almost hospitalized for.
I feel bad for laughing at this 😭
@@3dgar006 Don’t feel bad, you’re allowed to laugh. 😅
Fatality
u so real for that
@@TheLovelyLadybug
help thats so goddamn funny 😭😭
"While these two are being f**kin' lame" is one of the funniest things I've heard James say
Time stamp ?
18:35
22:12 Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jax just gets his "metal arms" pulled off but somehow still has his normal arms.
i was thinking the same things like “how tf he got arms🤨”
He said that he just wants to be enhanced, so clearly Jax's arms was never ripped in the first place.
In the O.G. MK timeline, he never lost his arms, he just got armor for his arms.
Ye, jax just wants metal arms in this movie, but honestly, your comment works so well with the MK11 fatalities and brutalities, and that goes for like Jax and Frost, and I think a few other characters in the game
If the filmmakers had stopped caring by that point, then why should we?
Shao Kahn sounding ready to cry has me rolling every time 😂 He sounds like Jigsaw’s depressed younger brother.
“Your whole life you’ve hated ninjas. Now you must test your might if you wish to live.” 💀🤣
Sup
Shao Kahn is just a human. He'sn't outworld.
@@YangTheAce Shao Kahn was the advisor of Outworld's ruler, Onaga before he betrayed Dragon King and took the throne for himself
LMAO! 😆
That is hilarious. Sounds like the younger spoiled brother who just stole the keys to the older brother's car.
"As long as I have the keys. Your car becomes my car."
Is it me or does that scene just scream meme?
Come back to these videos every once in a while, and I cannot get over that this movie just throws characters and names into the script without any thought. Like, Mileena shows up for two seconds and they don't even bring up her scary tarkatan teeth, which are easily the most memorable part of her character.
Whenever I watched this movie, I’d have a giant bowl of tortilla chips. Couldn’t let all that cheese go to waste.
LOL. What?
Nice one
>"Whenever"
Damn how many times did you even watch this
I got scared as soon as James said this could be the worst movie on the Kill Count because I remembered how abominable I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer was.
Yeah that and Thankskilling
Well Thankskilling was more ironic and funny
IAKWYDLS you could see James's will to live drain through it.
At least with this he could have some fun and enjoy the completely pointless appearances of game characters
@@cheekbonestrenchcoat The intro was just this
Welcome to the kill count where we tally up all the victims in all our favourite horror movies. I am James A Janisse and today we are looking at I will always know what you did last summer. This movie fucking sucks.
It’s funny how James editing at the end of the video to get to the numbers is better than the actual movie 😂
Baraka in the recent MK series was amazing looking. The whole series showed that you could do slightly cartoonish characters in the real world without losing what they actually looked like and of course it was what made the studio create a movie! I cannot wait!!
"DUDE I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE" has got to be my favorite listed cause of death in this series.
The simple but horrified “it is not amazing” from James in regards to the weird hamster ball things was hilarious.
@laskin riubn that was also good.
"OG Johnny Cage turned it down after he read the script" DUDE, I DONT BLAME HIM, OH GOD
“Page 62: Johnny Cage Dies.”
Is someone high?!
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 Definitely
@@zacwollervoiceninja5136 More like Page 3.
Same was claimed by the original Raiden.
@Aiden Denoncour Patreon members get early access
I know it's not the point of the show, but that Hello Fresh plug was insane. the smile before the bite of broccoli into a wink was just, commercial perfect. Made me want Hello Fresh.
My friends and I almost got kicked out of a theater during the midnight showing on opening night. Apparently the people behind us were actually enjoying the movie and didn't appreciate our riffing and inappropriate laughter.
Dang
The same would have happened to me when i was stoned at "The last Stand" but the 3 people and me were the only ones who went to see it lol.
Omg reminds me of when I saw slender man in theaters
@@SiIentwhistlesame dude. Man that movie sucked
I love that Chelsea turns up as Subzero.
Such couple goals.
Also this film looked awful but James killed it with the jokes.
"And they were never seen again"
tbh if you use mental gymnastic you can say that Chelsea was cosplaying as Frost who first appeared in Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance, in which the character was a female fighter who had similar Cryomancer like abilities as good ol' subbie
When I saw this movies rotten Tomatoes Score, I knew this episode was gonna be an interesting one.
Rotten tomatoes is terrible
Yea
Yeah me tool
Yea, like you said, it was interesting
@@jackpatyt6809 tool
7:47 This part just crack me up 😂😂😂
Can we all just take a minute to admire James’s kitchen, it looks amazing
I feel as if motaro’s death is what happens when you hit the wrong buttons during a fatality and you just kick him over
Then it was probably me playing as Jax since I could never pull off the fatalities lol
FACTS
Man I would love to go to Petra. Thank you Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
why do u comment twice all the timeeeeee
YOU'RE SCARING ME
WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE
I've been there, it's absolutely gorgeous!
your everywhere
Petra from brawlhalla
10:16 the theater when you buy a ticket to this movie
This is a certified Difficulty Tweak moment
@@dnkakusei yes yes it is
"It is not amazing"
Thanks I spat my drink everywhere....
What are you doing here?
@@kristinasylvester9011 watching the video?
@@lolman4389 he's supposed to be record the next awesome video for dbd
Hi monto like you're perk builds and wheel spin perks
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Wow I remember LOVING this movie as a kid. Watching it now, it’s insane how unfinished and badly edited and just messy it is. But there’s still a lot of fun to be had with it. This actually made me want to revisit it!
Same for me - this episode kinda ruined my childhood ^^
I even remember loving the animality fight, don't know how that was possible. I guess childs brain works differently ;)
We all have one movies we regret liking as kids mine was Batman and robin and now I regret that
“If Dead Meat’s not your thing, full on vegetarian.”
Oh James, even if I was a vegetarian, Dead Meat would still be my thing.
24:06 HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT. “Good Lucha Thing” Kalisto’s failed smackdown 2016 promo… I love this guy
I love how the title "Kill Count" is instead changed to "Kill Kount" to fit the Mortal Kombat theme of the video, amazing attention to detail
Not for the subtitles sadly. :(
4:05 Rain ,which is literally a prince reference
Jojo Enemy Stands: *nervous sweating *
"Leftovers are fine with me", that pretty sums up not only Ermac, but almost all characters who appears and disappears in this movie
10:16 I honestly can’t take Scorpion seriously anymore because of that “SUCKERS!” scream😂
James when he's talking about HelloFresh: "I want to have a healthy diet."
Me: *pauses stuffing Poptart in mouth*
Me: *slowly proceeds stuffing Poptart in mouth with twinge of guilt*
How flavor
Cookie dough unfortunately
@@Jackson-oz2ig wdym unfortunately? Must taste great :))
@@ghosthookcc2050 You would think so
Man I remember watching this movie back when i was like 8 or 9 and marveling at how amazing the movie was now that i look back at it i tend to wonder how easily satisfied my smol brain was
"It is... GLORIOUS"
**cue Robert Roode music omg**
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful
AYE!! You should be saving remnant instead of watching UA-cam.
Beautiful and GLORIOUS
I’m not complaining I’m not trying to be rude but I’m just wondering why you comment so much? I’ve seen three comments from you now (P.S. don’t take it rude!) 🌸
And @@debadopdeep i’ve got a question for you and I do not mean to be rude but why do you care if someone comments so much
@@debadopdeep I just like voicing my opinions and reactions ^^ I don't really wanna voice them all in like... one comment I guess? Don't worry, you weren't rude about it, I take no offense!
"mother ... you're alive."
"too bad YOU... will die."
top ten movie quotes that lives in my mind rent free forever
This films greatest sin was Ermac saying "I" instead of "We"
@nieooj gotoy I figure he just has different rooms for this stuff
Fuck I thought he was just Noob for years since Noob came out to help him out and he used the we, even tho he was red.
Chelsea showing up as Sub Zero for the get to the numbers bit was hilarious 😂
And it’s a « flashback » cause that subzero didn’t have the face scar, just saying! 😝
I love when she helps in the end it's always fucking hilarious.
As someone who is photosensitive, I really, really, REALLY appreciate the effort you put into warnings. it allows me to watch episodes that contain them without worrying tbh
Shao Khan's actor and his voice honestly make this movie for me. It's so damn hilarious
“Worst movie on the kill count!”
Thankskilling: am I a joke to you?
*sad Jaws: the revenge noises*
sad I'll always know what you did last summer noises
Sad final destination 3d noises
What about the Saw 3D attack on the Dead meat
*sad Wrong Turn 6 noises*
11:35
For the love of God, watch the whole scene. You can see Cyrax and Jax just slowly waving their limbs at each other in the background instead of fighting for real.
Bro I’m dead, this is prob the worst movie on my fav game lmao
Omg! 😄
They look like the people fighting in the background of the Pit
"Haha, purple poop jump" holy shit i spit out my coffee. You said it so quick but i literally died lmao
Bro 😂 when Liu Kang said “I’ll kill you jade” and she had that scared look and just tip toed away had me dead 💀 like wtf just happened in that scene 😂😂😂
You gotta suffer for your art James.
Very excited about this.
@Miguel Messina well it's true. As a drawer, you gotta suffer to make your art the way you want it
I love the pfp
I was moved by the growth of Rain throughout the movie. They fleshed out his character well, and I just feel like I can empathize, relate even. I too have been hit by a hammer, and burned... both emotionally and physically on my fingers.. accidentally... by myself. I've never ninja'd anybody, but I have exhausted myself for an ungrateful boss, I think we've all been there before. Rain fell outta the sky in the start of the film, and his boss and coworkers wanted to keep him down ever since. I've never been fired in the same way and I don't know about previous inciting incidents, as I'm not in Shao Kahn's Outworld Human Resource Department..There may well have complaints of conduct or behaviour, but speaking as a myself, a man who's claimed only a handful of champion souls for my boss, I think his achievements claiming thousands was something inspirational to aspire to. Maybe Shao Kahn will read this and have a change of heart and fish my boy out of the fire. You can toss him in a new color and call him "Steam" or something. All I'm saying is that I went looking for a ninja character, but what I found was a real ninja person..
Truly a deep kharacter
7:13 love the bobby roode reference bro
Just as I was recovering from tear laughing at Shao Khan morphing into a hydra, Kenan "what's up with that" song killed me.
And now, the phrase of the day is: "And they were never seen again..."
This is the "I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer" of the non horror Kill Counts
Or the thankskilling
@@andrewkuhl8273 Or both. Can't really tell the two a part tbh. Both are really shit
Or the jaws 3-d
@@BatemanM99 Jaws 3-D is so bad it's good I think. This is not. It's just bad
@@tylerwade3682 there still both bad. I think we could agree on that. Also jaws 3-d had the ugliest effects I’ve seen in my life
Since James didn't mention it, Mileena is Katana's Klone in the games spliced with Tarkatan DNA she was kreated by Shang Tsung to be a replacement for her "sister" to be Shao Kahn's heir.
I am grateful you speak right. These unkultured folk with their lack of K's is driving me mad
@@brodybingham6808 it’s uncultured not unkultered
@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 This is what I am talking about. I said what I meant
@@brodybingham6808 so you don’t spell words right
@@iamilibitirenbetter3266 Mortal "Kombat", "Konquest" , Mortal "Kombat Kard" Game, etc. Replacing the "c" with "k" is a Mortal Kombat thing that's been going on for about as long as I have lived, so about 27-28 years. Which is why "klone" and "unkultured" is being used. After being a fan for a while, you get used to it.
I know this movie is abysmal as an mk fan I did enjoy a few fights in film and some of the costumes didn't look too bad but anyway awesome kill count James thank you and the dead meat team!😉
5:45... that was everyone’s reaction😂
He sounds like a little brother whining because his brother wouldn’t give him his stuff.
24:15 “Dude I don’t even know anymore”
Hahaha dude it’s Annihilation, I don’t even blame you
7:12 That Bobby Roode reference though, that was aweso...phenomen...wait-- *THAT'S NICE !*
10:15 And Booker T too ! Always glad to see more wrestling jokes on this channel :)
Me too
“I am Jade”
Yeah and I’m the avenging spirit of Johny cage!
"Too bad you.... will die" God I can't think of one person who could think that line was a good idea....
best line in movie history
(After hearing that line)
“Congratulations movie!
That line sucked ass!”
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Best worst line i've seen on a movie
Honestly I could see the line working if they change the delivery and tone
@@rimurutempest4945 "A shame that you will not remain as such"
Hows dat?
Damn, Liu Kang kicked Baraka so hard he ends up becoming Rain
Trying to think of a joke but no bells are ringing.
"Willem Dafoe playing Sting in a biopic" - can't unsee that now
James's delivery for the line at 5:32 is so great.
as a kid i rented this movie when i was on vacation in estes park colorado and watched it in room 217 of the stanley hotel. i feel like that makes it qualify as horror.
cap and a half
Not Appartment 223?
@@hunterchestnut8072 hahaha weird thing to lie about.. dumb and dumber was filmed there 3 years earlier and I rented it too. If you go during the summer, the hotel is off season and you can pick any room. Creepy af
25:18 The way he says ‘SUBBY, NO!!’ just makes me die! 😂🤣
Man that shoulder tackle is literally the only Shao Kahn like thing that they do in the whole movie and even then it just looks like he fell over and into them
"Too bad YOU will die."
Best. Line. Ever!!!!!
Go watch the clip of that line, the comment section will kill you 😂😂😂
@@tiffa808 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love how baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad it is. Oh my Lord it’s klassic. I’ll have to check that out.
@@tiffa808 I just saw that yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing
It's a good thing that actress is gorgeous, because that line delivery.... Like Lucas said about the power glove, it's so bad.
@@angrytheclown801 lol I hope she owns that shit too.
If only in 1997 they knew what Shao Khan looked like under that helmet
If anyone's wondering, Christopher Lambert turned down the movie for the same reason as Linden Ashby, he read the script and hated it.
James done an amazing job with this channel. It is just so much damn fun to watch, every single time. Bravo my dude.