“Minecraft Is Dying” Videos be like

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  • @jetstarfish
    @jetstarfish Рік тому +13611

    literally me

    • @Airbelt
      @Airbelt Рік тому +346

      tutorial on how to craft fully automatic weapons when 🙏

    • @gidene8059
      @gidene8059 Рік тому +171

      literally him

    • @kiwenmanisuno
      @kiwenmanisuno Рік тому +97

      no that's literally you, not me

    • @Jyan-alt
      @Jyan-alt Рік тому +68

      Literally me -🤓

    • @Jyan-alt
      @Jyan-alt Рік тому +30

      Withers have 600hp only in bedrock

  • @BreadBoys
    @BreadBoys Рік тому +6091

    This is the result of schools forcing students to write 5 page essays when they only needed one

    • @realcamitzoboi
      @realcamitzoboi Рік тому +69

      bread boys real!!!

    • @rokanwood7458
      @rokanwood7458 Рік тому +104

      this is legitimately the best comment i have ever seen and it's so accurate i could not stop laughing. thank you

    • @uilsoum875
      @uilsoum875 Рік тому +87

      And also the #1 reason why minecraft is DYING.

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +32

      Not even a whole page*
      At least I could never think of more to write without going completely off-topic. Not a single fucking school test topic needs more than half a page, it's nothing but wasting time.
      (But then again, without it, we wouldn't have so many satisfying video essays on youtube)

    • @rokanwood7458
      @rokanwood7458 Рік тому +24

      @@BierBart12 and it's always the most basic subjects too. you couldn't come up with anything original even if you wanted to so it becomes even harder to write more than half a page

  • @TheOriginalAce
    @TheOriginalAce Рік тому +8881

    love how all "minecraft is dying" videos start out talking about how it's the most popular game in the world

    • @Freak977
      @Freak977 Рік тому +463

      Nice comment, but did you know that *minecraft is the most popular game in the world?*

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource Рік тому +196

      Dying doesn't necessarily mean losing popularity, it can mean becoming mediocre or becoming a shadow of its former self. See: The Sims franchise, it's more popular than it's ever been but The Sims 4 is widely regarded as the worst entry by far.

    • @Cunny_Lord
      @Cunny_Lord Рік тому +174

      ​@@SnrubSourceI'm pretty sure dieing does mean losing popularity. A game isn't dying no matter how shit it became as long as the player base still plays it.
      I mean look at garden of benben. The game was absolute garbage with 0 redeeming quality (until chapter 4 where it could be deemed funny from an ironic pov.) but the game wasn't dieing as it's still popular among prepubescent apes.

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource Рік тому +18

      @@Cunny_Lord different interpretations

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому +75

      ​@@SnrubSource Dying means cease to exist. So, I do think the term means the game is losing popularity. Usually, when games become garbage they do lose popularity.
      It's interesting seeing Sims 4 being brought up. It shows a trend a see in the Minecraft community as well. People complain about a game, claim it isn't good based on a whole list of reasons. But the game never actually loses popularity. Everyone plays the features that they're complaining about, and they seem to be playing them a lot because they can have extensive conversations about them. So maybe it's not bad as much as something else. I'm not sure what that something else is though. Might be peer perception. When everyone around you is focusing on the negative, you tend to start focusing on that as well.

  • @Dimmz
    @Dimmz Рік тому +16340

    You forgot part 0, where they give you a 10 minute segment into the history of minecraft and its origins in 2009

    • @Furface_the_thumpie
      @Furface_the_thumpie Рік тому +553

      1941*

    • @mipmop6969
      @mipmop6969 Рік тому +888

      @@Furface_the_thumpie it started when an Austrian artist wrote a book that would forever change history, you see, “Minecraft” sounds a lot like Hitler’s Mein Kampf…

    • @MyHandleIsAplaceholder
      @MyHandleIsAplaceholder Рік тому +65

      10 minutes?

    • @raitoyagamiv1
      @raitoyagamiv1 Рік тому +91

      More like 30 hours

    • @soup26_GD
      @soup26_GD Рік тому +203

      Then they spend 40 minutes talking about the "good old days of Minecraft" instead

  • @xShlok123
    @xShlok123 Рік тому +2741

    A wise man once said, "You never quit minecraft, you just take a long, indefinite break"

    • @blartversenwaldiii
      @blartversenwaldiii Рік тому +160

      I've barely touched Minecraft for nearly a year, yet I still consider it my favourite game

    • @mistermidnight1823
      @mistermidnight1823 Рік тому +21

      Truth. I've been trying to psyche myself up into playing again.

    • @Breadstin
      @Breadstin Рік тому +4

      nahhh thats old school runescape

    • @MarloTheBlueberry
      @MarloTheBlueberry Рік тому +7

      RELATABLE

    • @tovarishchfeixiao
      @tovarishchfeixiao Рік тому +39

      @@blartversenwaldiii The best is when you going back to the game after years of not playing and still remembering everything like as if you were never left the game.

  • @MeisterBeyondTubler
    @MeisterBeyondTubler Рік тому +490

    "Minecraft is DYING!"
    *shows a healthy dirt block growing grass in the thumbnail*

    • @WhiteDunno
      @WhiteDunno 8 місяців тому +21

      Wrong, it is:
      "Minecraft is DIYING!"
      Also him 7 seconds later: Minecraft is the most popular game

    • @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime
      @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime 7 місяців тому +2

      I NEVER NOTICED 😭

  • @Leowook
    @Leowook Рік тому +4205

    These videos continue to get funnier and funnier

    • @clawnbar
      @clawnbar Рік тому +32

      Ikr, even though this channel is small compared to other youtubers, atleast it doesn't suck just like people commenting "omg Leowook is here", "first comment", "here before this blows up", "I exposed camcan18 on my recent videos..." and "SSniper commented on my last video... 😱😱😱😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺".

    • @Egg_14
      @Egg_14 Рік тому +1

      Yeah

    • @ball7756
      @ball7756 Рік тому

      Leowok wasouski

    • @Unpug
      @Unpug Рік тому

      Absolutely

    • @integre23
      @integre23 Рік тому +6

      I sometimes watch “minecraft is dying!1!1” videos just to laugh at them lol

  • @davidci
    @davidci Рік тому +1822

    The video essays always have to hammer in the part that Minecraft is the best-selling game of all time despite it being the most common knowledge anyone could have about Minecraft

    • @Freak977
      @Freak977 Рік тому +87

      no jokes bro, even my mom knows that, and she doesn't plays minecraft

    • @Ttegegg
      @Ttegegg Рік тому +8

      @@Freak977there just trying to broaden there demographic

    • @thelonelydutchjester6229
      @thelonelydutchjester6229 Рік тому +36

      ​@@Freak977SEE ITS DYING BECAUSE YOUR MOM ISNT PLAYING AND NEITHER IS ANYONES PARENTS OMG AAAAA

    • @Freak977
      @Freak977 Рік тому +5

      @@thelonelydutchjester6229 OOOH NOOO

    • @Freak977
      @Freak977 Рік тому +3

      @@thelonelydutchjester6229 2 of my cousins plays minecraft 👍

  • @JorBoi99
    @JorBoi99 Рік тому +4243

    Ok but let’s face it. “Minecraft is dying” videos are SO unnecessarily depressing.
    This video gave us all a much needed smile in an otherwise frown driven environment the creators of other videos have given us

    • @alokozay300
      @alokozay300 Рік тому +210

      Can't blame them, people like negativity, others eat it up and they make good money

    • @McGercekBaklava
      @McGercekBaklava Рік тому +181

      Lots of people in the gaming community is trying their hardest to be negative no matter how good or bad a game is. Gaming is dead because everyone else said so

    • @sarinabina5487
      @sarinabina5487 Рік тому +77

      !!! I'm glad to know I'm not the only one sick of these videos. It was like an echo chamber i couldn't escape😭

    • @alyasVictorio
      @alyasVictorio Рік тому +12

      Welp, if only Mojang didn't screw us over mob vote 2023 tho-

    • @JorBoi99
      @JorBoi99 Рік тому +2

      @@alyasVictorio too soon man 😭

  • @64PlaysGD
    @64PlaysGD Рік тому +970

    Fun Fact: Did you know that Minecraft takes inspiration from its own name? The way you can mine and craft is a direct reference to the name Minecraft, which is one of the many reasons Minecraft is the best game of all time.

  • @ThePrismicGuy
    @ThePrismicGuy Рік тому +4298

    The part where he was failing the Parkour triggered me so hard! 😂

    • @Pythoria
      @Pythoria Рік тому +92

      FOR REAL OMG

    • @SoluL
      @SoluL Рік тому +52

      Ikr that made me so mad 😭

    • @GDGroundflower
      @GDGroundflower Рік тому +64

      every Minecraft youtube short ever 😭

    • @chillbizz74
      @chillbizz74 Рік тому +14

      It was good because it was fresh

    • @Shakshuk
      @Shakshuk Рік тому +3

      no cap

  • @kerbereal934
    @kerbereal934 Рік тому +1796

    its mindblowing how funny you can make any topic, just like the 35th pre-

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Рік тому +345

    You forgot the most textbook minecraft is dying videos - The ones that blatantly lie with statistics and show a 1% decline in member count as the literal end of the world.

    • @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime
      @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime Рік тому +48

      They always open up Google Trends specifically since its dead easy to find, never game sales or monthly active players, which right now is over 100,000

    • @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime
      @whateverIwasthinkingatthetime Рік тому +29

      Oops did I say 100,000, I meant 100 million. Thats more than most countries

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner Рік тому +23

      @@whateverIwasthinkingatthetime It's actually closer to 200 million. Over the past two years, the monthly active players has been estimated as hovering between 160 million and 185 million.

    • @sleepdeep305
      @sleepdeep305 Рік тому +3

      @@Missingno_MinerThat is fucking insane

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Missingno_Minerthat is an insanely high number

  • @timeblade
    @timeblade Рік тому +489

    2:15 the part where the people fail the easiest jump over and over again is so accurate 💀

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 7 місяців тому +15

      Me when playing on mobile 💀

  • @vidyo1022
    @vidyo1022 Рік тому +35

    "It's the same guy!" Got me dying 🤣

  • @yZiv_
    @yZiv_ Рік тому +817

    I love how the first essay, "Why Minecraft is DYING!!!", is gramatically correct. "Minecraft is the bestest selling games" or "Mojang is doing wrong" honestly shocked me. This guy has got to be a 7 dimentional being.

    • @ItsActuallyThisWide
      @ItsActuallyThisWide Рік тому +15

      Its microsoft fault
      (Why did the mojang owner leave mc to these people...)

    • @hellohabibi1
      @hellohabibi1 Рік тому +21

      @@ItsActuallyThisWide Segmentation fault.

    • @gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn
      @gvcvbbhvbbccxcvn Рік тому

      ​@@hellohabibi1segfault

    • @BobbinRobbin777
      @BobbinRobbin777 Рік тому +22

      @@ItsActuallyThisWide Ig he was tired of making the game????

    • @Elevifty
      @Elevifty Рік тому +15

      ​@@ItsActuallyThisWidewho would resist billions of dollars for a game?

  • @razi_man
    @razi_man Рік тому +448

    "DIE! SUFFER! FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES THAT AREN'T YOUR OWN!"
    Absolute GOLD comedy right there.

    • @Local_Vocals
      @Local_Vocals 10 місяців тому +4

      Yo I commented the exact same thing lol

  • @StarHorder
    @StarHorder Рік тому +2263

    Im so done with the doomposting and im glad someone is finally calling these manipulative creators out.

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord Рік тому +41

      Same

    • @titan1umtitan
      @titan1umtitan Рік тому +221

      Yup, don’t like the creators that do this, but I do like the creators that actually address the issues that actually are upsetting the community.

    • @Homerboy44
      @Homerboy44 Рік тому +34

      I'm not a minecraft guy, and even I agree with this.

    • @nerdomatic2489
      @nerdomatic2489 Рік тому +117

      I feel like it's not so much a problem of doomposting as it is the video essay community on UA-cam. Minecraft has exploded in the past three years all over again, so every amateur wannabe intellectual jumped at the opportunity to start pushing out this "content" which in reality is just them wanting an audience to listen to their prattling and rambling.

    • @juehju
      @juehju Рік тому +37

      generally speaking, minecraft is going downhill, or at least bedrock ed. however these content creators exaggerate it so much for no reason.

  • @michaelkindt3288
    @michaelkindt3288 Рік тому +92

    @3:02-.-"Feel the consequences of actions that aren't your own!" Is so funny.

  • @ShriveledSpleen
    @ShriveledSpleen Рік тому +27

    What made this even funnier for me is that a "Minecraft is Dying!!" video essay was the very next thing that played.

  • @endingsoon
    @endingsoon Рік тому +110

    "Feel the consequences of actions that are not your own"
    Such a good line XD

  • @CherryTheCat
    @CherryTheCat Рік тому +466

    The only video I've seen explain properly said that during 1.16 it gained a lot of popularity because of Covid, people were stuck in their house all day and bored so they downloaded games like Minecraft and that it's not dying, it's going back to how it always was

    • @jerm70
      @jerm70 Рік тому +23

      Yeah and Minecraft before Covid wasn't doing hot. Minecraft has been playing with fire for years and Mojang just poured a lot of gas on itself for trying to sabotage the Java edition (again) via TOS.
      Minecraft as a game will always have a few players. Maybe about as much as generic old MMOs but servers like Hypixel and etc. already have made peace with the fact that Minecraft's business dealings doesn't reflect what makes the game successful and it will only be because of Microsoft's pockets that Minecraft will be on life support.
      The major reason why Minecraft was popular was because of its community and its community will either die off or pray Hytale gets released within the decade.

    • @Kaika433
      @Kaika433 Рік тому +65

      ​​​@@jerm70did you forget that the "resurrection" of Minecraft happened in 2019 probably because of pewdiepie and other stuff like Ph1lza's hardcore death and people just being nostalgic about the game

    • @theepicbruhman2254
      @theepicbruhman2254 Рік тому +8

      @@jerm70now thats not true. People just dont have spare time now that the pandemic was over

    • @CyberGrapeUK
      @CyberGrapeUK Рік тому

      I'm curious, what video did you watch that said this?

    • @porterwayman8643
      @porterwayman8643 Рік тому +19

      @@jerm701.16 was a highlight yes, but the game was already experiencing a resurgence due to 1.13 and 14. The pandemic helped, but it didn’t cause everything out of nowhere. I feel like the game will continue to go through a cycle of ins and outs and that we are currently in a down phase.

  • @BrickRival
    @BrickRival Рік тому +912

    Didn’t know Minecraft could be so political 💀

    • @endcaps1917
      @endcaps1917 Рік тому +10

      Lmao like the only thing I could find political is maybe the villagers
      (If you know you know I ain't getting into it)

    • @yeetandyum3709
      @yeetandyum3709 Рік тому +22

      @@endcaps1917Colonizing

    • @noobscoopsies1100
      @noobscoopsies1100 Рік тому

      Dream fandom:

    • @jezSonic
      @jezSonic Рік тому +2

      It's very political lol.
      We didn't get any new meat.
      We got woke skins.
      Only passive mobs are being added.
      Mojang just literally kicks older fanbase out of the place, how not to feel upset??

    • @blackbeast9268
      @blackbeast9268 Рік тому +22

      ​@@jezSonicsail the seas, kid. also the word w0ke has lost all its meaning . just play java it's better anyway but I don't think it's political. there is so many skins about anything really
      the real reason is them ignoring the community in updates and overcomplicated the game. like instead of.making new crafting recepies with already existing items that desperately need new uses they just add a item that comes from a certain mob that had one single use

  • @spinningfish-cv6zj
    @spinningfish-cv6zj Рік тому +30

    I am speechless with that ending, it is just magnificent. The way his introduction was unexpected, how the video was not playing as it should, gives you zero room to expect what happens next. The way he stands there with the ominous music, not hinting at what happens next, is a truly amazing choice, as the audience is now on edge. The "It's your turn." serves as placing a weight or problem at the main character, hinting at what will happen next, but not as much, it only tells you something bad is going to happen. The way the screen shuts down, it gives the audience a sense of safety, like he has just escaped a horrible situation. But this sense of safety is quickly thrown out of the window as the computer activates, and jetstarfish escapes from the digital realm, throwing the main character out of his house, the wall he broke through exploding in the process. The hate emanating from the antagonists voice as he tells the main character he will die is just amazing, the voice is simply to put it, great. The main character is weak, the audience knows that at the beginning, and it shows that the main character truly is hopeless. The antagonist tells the main antagonist to take consequences for his actions, immediately putting the character in danger, and then- the main character gets sent to THE ####ING SUN AT BREAKNECK SPEED.
    This is such an amazing piece of art for all of it's choices, hinting at what will happen next using the butterfly effect, how the main character isn't some god, and just tries to have fun, but is killed in the process. This, is truly magnificent.

  • @siiweeyy1321
    @siiweeyy1321 Рік тому +328

    Bro I completely agree. Minecraft is literally at the best it’s ever been, people just got burnt out and that’s on them. I understand Minecraft has veered into a different direction than most expected but at the same time you can still play the game the way you played it in 1.0. The game is very flexible and it can be whatever you want it to be and if you choose to be boring with the game it will be boring to play

    • @EmperorPenguin1217
      @EmperorPenguin1217 Рік тому +8

      Minecraft was at its best with 1.16

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 Рік тому +25

      ​@@EmperorPenguin1217Debatable.

    • @aaronimp4966
      @aaronimp4966 Рік тому +14

      With all due respect, no, it's not the same game. The game I bought gave me a sales pitch that ended in "with no rules to follow, this adventure... It's up to you." Now, every update is a skirmish between some of the devs who are trying to conform the Minecraft "brand" to the image of our corporate and political overlords, and the portion of the playerbase that still remembers what "no rules to follow" means. I wish it was the same game, and I'd happily play my part to keep it that way if I saw a way I could help. But it's not.

    • @dabois012
      @dabois012 Рік тому +36

      @@aaronimp4966 imo, of course its not the same game, it received updates and changed a lot. Among Us, for example, lost popularity, received updates, and now some people say "its not the same game I don't like it anymore bla bla bla" but if those people start playing the game frequently again they are going to like it again. Minecraft even has updated caves and nether which are things the community wanted. If you wish it was the same game, you wish mojang wouldn't update the game anymore. Which is obviously something they wont do yet.

    • @aaronimp4966
      @aaronimp4966 Рік тому +16

      @@dabois012 Sir, you completely ignored my point. I'm happy to have them update the game. My current dream for a multiplayer base is in the Deep Dark. Could I do that in the old Minecraft? Of course not.
      If you take another look at my original comment, you might notice that I was talking about the attempts by Mojang and Microsoft to censor speech and regulate the content produced. Back in the day, none of us had to worry about whether what we said or did confirmed to the "Mojang brand." The LOTR mod people were free to recreate Tolkien's world in all of its glory, thinking only of the Middle-Earth brand, and it was beautiful.
      The Dream SMP were free to create whatever crazy narrative they want, and it was beautiful.
      The 2b2t people were free to do literally whatever they wanted, and it was... kinda morbid, actually, but it gave thousands of people the taste of anarchy they wanted without actually hurting anyone. In it's own way that's beautiful too.
      Now, first with the chat reports and now with the user "guidelines," Mojang is increasingly pulling the strings on, as their original ad video stated, "what you can or cannot do." We haven't seen the hammer come down just yet, but many of us are holding our breath in anticipation.
      Liquor is a major part of Tolkien's world. So, there are a couple dozen different types of alcoholic beverages in the LOTR mod. Do you think they would've had the guts to implement that now that talking about liquor ended up on the list of reportable offenses in the Chat Reports system?
      Do you think the DSMP having Dream persistently psychologically torturing the others on the server would have made it past the standards for the "Mojang brand?" Do you figure he'd have been anywhere near as credible a villain if they had to censor that to comply with said brand?
      Do you think that ANYTHING of what 2b2t is would've survived under the firm "guidance" that Microsoft set as their standards?
      Everyone playing the game and making content has a choice; conform to the Mojang brand, sometimes at the cost of artistic integrity, ignore what's coming down the pipe until you fall afoul just by doing your own thing, or find a way to stand up and fight together, and hopefully force the devs into a no-win scenario where they are forced to back down and stop trying to make Minecraft WEF-Compliant.
      I wish this battle hadn't come to the Minecraft community, but it has. It's up to us what we do about this. I wish I didn't have to make that choice, or that my choice mattered a little more in the grand scheme of things. That peace of mind that the free would stay free--that's what I miss.
      Tl;Dr: awesome new content is not the issue. Freedom under siege is.

  • @ElijahDoesMC
    @ElijahDoesMC Рік тому +970

    div_y be like:

  • @BacnManYT
    @BacnManYT Рік тому +120

    0:26 The way you said "POLITICS!" had me dying XD

  • @Davi2262v
    @Davi2262v Рік тому +49

    1:14 "you just contradicted yourself"
    *ace attorney fans preparing an nine hour essay just to tell you that was an ace attorney reference*

  • @jewishbanana7055
    @jewishbanana7055 Рік тому +103

    This is just too true because you can find videos from every year talking exactly about this and basically saying "It's dying because the community isn't happy." But then a few months after the video Minecraft hits its new peak of popularity XD

    • @blartversenwaldiii
      @blartversenwaldiii Рік тому +31

      every year like "the mob vote is killing minecraft because the wrong mob keeps winning"

    • @jewishbanana7055
      @jewishbanana7055 Рік тому +24

      @@blartversenwaldiii For real bro, I never understand that mentality of people when they say “The wrong thing won the majority vote.” Like doesn’t that mean it was the right decision if majority supported it? Lmfao, just angry full grown people who don’t understand what democracy means.

    • @crocodileguy4319
      @crocodileguy4319 Рік тому +1

      ​@blartversenwaldiii it's especially idiotic this year, I honestly blame whoever is running game theory now

    • @ChespinCraft
      @ChespinCraft Рік тому +9

      @@blartversenwaldiiiliterally am everyone talking about how the glow squid was rigged because dream!!!! and meanwhile I just liked the funny glowing squid. People just live in their online echo chambers and then complain because they forget that other people outside their circles exist and have just as much a say as they do

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 6 місяців тому

      @@jewishbanana7055 The majority is always wrong. Democracy is a failed experiment. We need monarchy in Minecraft

  • @TealTunic
    @TealTunic Рік тому +97

    It's not that it's dying. It's that long-time players are just not getting the same fun out of playing the game like they used to. New players, on the other hand, are having a blast and they're the reason why the game is still #1 in the world. I just thought I needed to say this because, I've felt as if the game was dying (it's not), and I feel as if the game is just getting old at this point.

    • @thebrustkid7080
      @thebrustkid7080 8 місяців тому +7

      Ig it’s less about the game and more about a divide in the fanbase between older and newer players. But that’ll happen when the game’s as old as it is. It is a much different game than it was 15 years ago

    • @TealTunic
      @TealTunic 8 місяців тому

      @@thebrustkid7080 True. Very true.

    • @lucianorc656
      @lucianorc656 7 місяців тому +12

      Some people seem to forget that if they do something constantly for a long time, they are going to eventually get bored of that.

    • @BroKenYaKnow
      @BroKenYaKnow 6 місяців тому +2

      It's almost like the game's been out for a decade. Ofc it's gonna feel stale, that's called burnout

    • @ToyFreddyGaming1987
      @ToyFreddyGaming1987 5 місяців тому +3

      Some people forget that there are actually more video games than Minecraft, and then get suprised when they burnout on it.

  • @urnix69
    @urnix69 Рік тому +1103

    I really hate seeing videos like these pop up because 9/10 times, it's made by a dude wearing nostalgia goggles and complaining about how the game is no longer the same.
    There are legitimate criticisms to Mojang (the way they handle updates, lackluster spinoff games, etc), but they aren't as terrible as people are claiming them to be.

    • @AAOA2009
      @AAOA2009 Рік тому +69

      And they aren't Horrorible as Rovio

    • @TemplarLux
      @TemplarLux Рік тому +62

      @@AAOA2009Holy fucking shit you just opened up the memory hole mentioning that company name…

    • @br1ravioli
      @br1ravioli Рік тому +166

      The "Minecraft is no longer the same" thing is stupid. A game that got through many years constantly being updated is obviously going to change over time, but those people apparently doesn't know that or they just don't want to admit it.

    • @majapaja_
      @majapaja_ Рік тому +72

      ​@@br1ravioliFr just play old versions if you want to play the same game

    • @AAOA2009
      @AAOA2009 Рік тому +10

      ​@@TemplarLuxdo you know Rovio deleted the OG angry birds and the best angry birds spinoffs?

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Рік тому +316

    I just despise when these essays just throw up the whole wiki when you type "Minecraft", as their introduction.
    Like, they thought we were: "DUH, who is that Mine Craft guy?? xp"

    • @theschnozzler
      @theschnozzler Рік тому +33

      "I don't want to buy my child minecraft because I heard it has creepers?!?!?"

  • @RealObliter8
    @RealObliter8 Рік тому +424

    div_y and JetStarfish is the combo we didnt know we needed.

  • @Pixel_ninja1
    @Pixel_ninja1 Рік тому +55

    2:50 bro this is the funniest part lmao 🤣

  • @777omen
    @777omen Рік тому +26

    0:53 - The skull emojis really makes it more immersive and alive(?).

  • @User_Taken
    @User_Taken Рік тому +76

    Bro encapsulated the topic of every single hour long video essay into just 3 minutes

  • @pailofdespear
    @pailofdespear Рік тому +131

    that sneak attack actually scared me

  • @Taejon
    @Taejon Рік тому +50

    let me know why tyrad just started cranking 90s in Fortnite claiming it's a minecraft mod pack 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @div_y
      @div_y  Рік тому +20

      wdym it is tho

    • @ineedxelp
      @ineedxelp Рік тому +1

      true i agree@@div_y

  • @HACSSuperbMiner
    @HACSSuperbMiner Рік тому +486

    It’s getting really annoying how 90% of discussion in the Minecraft community is just doomposting about how the game is dying when Mojang doesn’t add 2000 new biomes and new features every update and how there aren’t enough of them

    • @nbtph9769
      @nbtph9769 Рік тому +116

      and when they do, the “fans” gonna complain about how Minecraft loses its original identity and appeal, like wtf does Mojang supposed to do?
      The fanbase is the reason why the game is dying 🤦‍♂️

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Рік тому +45

      ​@@nbtph9769It's like what the guy at the end says. They need someone to be mad at

    • @gristen
      @gristen Рік тому +39

      what gets me is how entitled people are about updates. like do they realize this is a 14 year old game? we should be glad we even still get updates lol

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 Рік тому +46

      ​​​@@gristen And unlike other games, we can freely play any version we want.
      There's literally no reason to complain that it has changed, just play an older version and pick from millions of mods to make the game you want mojang to make.
      Hell, Java is easy enough to learn so that anyone could make what they want. That's why it's the most modded game of all time

    • @AlienZizi
      @AlienZizi Рік тому +3

      ​@@nbtph9769 i got a hot take lol i dont think the game is dying 😂 we cant use the standard of infinite growth, its not sustainable

  • @_Sparky144
    @_Sparky144 Рік тому +28

    The fact that amethyst crystals were added to Minecraft says a lot about society. It's really deep, unlike Minecraft's oceans. You know, in real life, methy crystals exist too. Just like John F. Kenne-

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Рік тому +60

    I played this game since 2013, but not as much anymore since I became an adult. Life gets in the way a lot. But I've been able to continue playing because I make mods now. People need to understand that just because THEY feel bored, doesnt mean that the game is dead. Also, this is Obama's fault.

  • @NotchArrow
    @NotchArrow Рік тому +34

    Now I need to see a parody of all the “I made Minecraft fun again”

  • @qocket
    @qocket Рік тому +327

    As someone who never got bored of Minecraft and thinks the new updates are amazing, I can say that these are opinions of all time.

    • @heatran4109
      @heatran4109 Рік тому +35

      As someone who shares your view, I can also confirm that they are the opinions of all time

    • @RavenGamingOverLord
      @RavenGamingOverLord Рік тому +8

      Agreed

    • @randomchshorts
      @randomchshorts Рік тому +6

      as someone that also shares your view, I agree

    • @GDNachoo
      @GDNachoo Рік тому +42

      I can't be the only one that thinks the minecraft community is very impatient right?

    • @heatran4109
      @heatran4109 Рік тому +41

      @@GDNachoo you are completely right, a lot of people feel as though they are entitled to updates and believe that the speed mojang works at is too slow (most of these people likely have never touched anything to do with making a game). On top of that, I think it’s important to realise that, despite 1.19 and 1.20 seeming small compared to 1.16 and 1.18, they are far larger than the updates the game used to receive such as 1.1, 1.2, 1.6 and 1.10 (these are just a few examples and you could really apply this logic to most of the pre 1.13 updates)

  • @Nephelangelo
    @Nephelangelo Рік тому +29

    Minecraft is so alive that “Minecraft Is Dying” is literally its own UA-cam genre. 😂

  • @LittlePonki
    @LittlePonki Рік тому +20

    Book: "Jack drew a stickman."
    English Teachers: 2:01

  • @fantasycreed
    @fantasycreed Рік тому +12

    I am WHEEZING
    Humor is on point, editing skills 100% awesome, and the roasting goes beyond human understanding.
    10/10

  • @adammaher403
    @adammaher403 Рік тому +82

    There's also always a part where they wax nostalgic about old Minecraft being boring, and then complain that the updates progressively made it less boring

  • @Skyphide
    @Skyphide Рік тому +15

    Exactly man there has been like multiple videos saying why minecraft doesnt feel the same why minecraft is dying why minecraft is not fun anymore while I still Enjoy playing the game for what it is

    • @AAOA2009
      @AAOA2009 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, same thing with pokemon gen 9

  • @RestlessThoughts
    @RestlessThoughts 7 місяців тому +3

    "Feel the consequences of actions that aren't your own" is too real xD

  • @wyatthervey2005
    @wyatthervey2005 7 місяців тому +2

    "Feel the consequences of actions that aren’t your own" is one hard ass bar

  • @hermitus9746
    @hermitus9746 Рік тому +24

    I love your videos, they're so funny (especially the lifesteal vids)

  • @atxm1c45
    @atxm1c45 Рік тому +184

    Div_y isn't pregnant but he never fails to deliver

    • @itzwitherfx
      @itzwitherfx Рік тому +30

      Thats one way to say it

    • @El_Fling
      @El_Fling Рік тому +3

      for weel

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 Рік тому +10

      Do you have proof he isn’t pregnant?

    • @YourNormalProgram
      @YourNormalProgram Рік тому +6

      ​@bobosaurus331 I'm friends with his partner, and I can confirm she made him pregnant.

    • @HorrIceCicle
      @HorrIceCicle Рік тому +1

      @@bobosaurus331 I have proof he IS…

  • @wakuwakusonicpartolcar
    @wakuwakusonicpartolcar Рік тому +27

    2:14 bro started making a game theory

  • @z-master4749
    @z-master4749 Рік тому

    There was clearly a lot of creativity put into this video. The part with the wither math that references back to the first video was a funny surprise. Definitely subscribing!

  • @davidjones8047
    @davidjones8047 Рік тому +18

    0:32 I like it implies that Millard Fillmore is a recently elected president.

  • @doctorson7026
    @doctorson7026 Рік тому +44

    2:27 bro I was eating and you made me split my food, that was good joke

  • @AnslordMC
    @AnslordMC Рік тому +16

    This is probably the 3rd time he has been launched into the sun 💀

  • @DanielMemeSmith
    @DanielMemeSmith Рік тому +10

    Finally a video that breaks the repetition and satirises all of it

  • @darksaber8487
    @darksaber8487 Рік тому +2

    Thank you for making this I hate those videos so much they just keep showing up on my feed

  • @ulysses-pact
    @ulysses-pact Рік тому +3

    I always come back to Minecraft when I'm sad, like an old friend I've haven't seen in years. It's always nice.

  • @SlerpyDerrpyBlue
    @SlerpyDerrpyBlue Рік тому +20

    He forgot to say that mods are shortened words of modifications.

  • @MrGameglich
    @MrGameglich Рік тому +36

    NO WAY MINECRAFT DIAMONDS WERE MADE IRL

  • @snorlaxmax23
    @snorlaxmax23 Рік тому +50

    Div_y, you are the one UA-camr that never fails to make me laugh. Your videos are the best I've seen on youtube, and everything about them is perfect. Thank you for what you do!
    also if you got monetized i reccomend you enable superchats because a bunch of ppl might do that

    • @Egg_14
      @Egg_14 Рік тому

      Hello

    • @TheRTX3090
      @TheRTX3090 Рік тому

      he has 57k subs and he has monetization on

  • @loldiamond1017
    @loldiamond1017 7 місяців тому +1

    "FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES OF ACTIONS THAT AREN'T YOUR OWN!"
    That is extremely funny, I loved it!

  • @pupnub
    @pupnub 9 місяців тому +4

    The funniest thing about “be like videos” is getting the exact type of video they make fun of after it

  • @upisntdownsilly
    @upisntdownsilly Рік тому +33

    the parkour is so accurate, idk why tf commentary youtubers just use footage of them failing fucking single neos a dozen times and think that it engages the viewer instead of just infuriating them

  • @ShadowLife5904
    @ShadowLife5904 Рік тому +24

    Minecraft isn't dying, people just don't wanna play it bc they think they will be judged by other people who quit for the same reason

  • @Freak977
    @Freak977 Рік тому +15

    Minecraft Is Dying Videos :
    "I don't play Minecraft for too long anymore and i understand nothing about the new updates so yeah, the game is 100% dead, and its 100% Mojang's fault."
    Minecraft Is No Longer Fun Videos :
    "Well, i make everthing in minecraft easier like using trades to get diamond armor in 00.00.02 seconds and im glued in my computer everyday playing minecraft, so yeah, minecraft is too easy and i don't have any imagination to use in a sandbox game or any friends to play with so yeah, its 100% mojang's fault that the game is boring now"
    and somehow they turn it in a 5 hours long video

    • @ItzJuanG
      @ItzJuanG Рік тому +1

      "Here's me playing a mod pack that I downloaded yesterday and know nothing about. I feel like a kid again! The obvious conclusion of this escapes me."

  • @crumby46
    @crumby46 7 місяців тому +1

    "FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES OF ACTIONS THAT AREN'T YOUR OWN!" Made me chuckle.

  • @lightningboat
    @lightningboat 7 місяців тому +5

    “But before we talk about why Minecraft is dying, we need to go back to where it all began”

  • @toastique
    @toastique Рік тому +8

    I never had a single video infuriate me so much, the clip of the dude failing the first jump over and over was ☠☠

  • @halfeddi3152
    @halfeddi3152 Рік тому +6

    Average Minecraft video essay intro:
    "Minecraft is an adventure game first developed by Markus Persson in 2009, then by Mojang, which made over 238 million sales as till' today..."

  • @shapeswitch_mood7221
    @shapeswitch_mood7221 Рік тому +350

    Lmao you are not the reason Minecraft is boring.
    You cheer everyone's mood whenever you create another masterpiece.
    Don't you dare think you're useless, people loves you!
    ....welp i went a tint bit overboard now, didnt i?

    • @div_y
      @div_y  Рік тому +84

      thank you :D i really appreciate that

    • @Ttywywuwu
      @Ttywywuwu Рік тому +4

      that’s so nice

    • @W3lfAQ
      @W3lfAQ Рік тому +2

      That's a really nice thing to say

    • @melonchola
      @melonchola Рік тому +1

      are you chara dreemurr

    • @Fire_Axus
      @Fire_Axus Рік тому

      stop

  • @lavendeereatingreens
    @lavendeereatingreens Рік тому +3

    "DIE SUFFER FEEL THE CONSEQUENCES OF ACTIONS THAT AREN'T YOUR OWN"
    Sent me flying 🤣

  • @BernardoBerniniGava
    @BernardoBerniniGava 5 місяців тому +2

    these videos really be thinking we are still in minecraft's dark age 💀

  • @ReFrostByte
    @ReFrostByte Рік тому +6

    This is immensely creative and hilarious. Well done.

  • @ElichuMC
    @ElichuMC Рік тому +16

    The ending had the biggest twist known to man 💀

  • @henriquedatashorts5991
    @henriquedatashorts5991 Рік тому +5

    Blud doesn't know that diamonds exist irl, but knows what anatomy is

  • @Nametacular
    @Nametacular 6 місяців тому +2

    i love how he has the "voice over minecraft parkour" thing but he just keeps failing

  • @Idkijustroll
    @Idkijustroll Рік тому +3

    The funny part is that the next video I got recommended is titled why Minecraft is dying

  • @RhodesianFur
    @RhodesianFur Рік тому +4

    This is hilarious, I have watched it twice now and have kept laughing, good work!

  • @PaulBlartMallCop_
    @PaulBlartMallCop_ Рік тому +6

    Man this is the most relatable video yet lmao. Keep it up loving the new content👍

  • @captain-chair
    @captain-chair Рік тому +41

    Why is Minecraft dying?
    Because you aren't a kid anymore and you don't feel the same awe and excitement about new updates because your adult expectations are warped by the events of life. The truth is, Minecraft is simply not as magical as it is for you as it is for your kids, or just kids because you are possibly a lonely virgin.
    Saved you all many many hours of Minecraft essays. No need to thank me.
    Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

    • @justaghostinthesea
      @justaghostinthesea 6 місяців тому +5

      Only that's not even that strong of an excuse, because Hermitcraft is 100% made up of grown adults who fucking _adore_ playing Minecraft

  • @MoonlightMusic75
    @MoonlightMusic75 8 місяців тому

    the dude constantly missing the first parkour jump actually had me crying

  • @infinity2383
    @infinity2383 Рік тому +3

    this is the first video that made me genuinely laugh in about 2 weeks thanks for the weirdly realistic video 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Burssty
    @Burssty Рік тому +16

    banger video, can't believe Minecraft has gotten so political. Tap heart if you the when

    • @div_y
      @div_y  Рік тому +8

      i whened :(

  • @aleksa44
    @aleksa44 Рік тому +6

    I want to get dementia just so I can watch this on repeat

    • @Erolsaurus
      @Erolsaurus Рік тому

      You don’t want to get dementia, my friend.

    • @aleksa44
      @aleksa44 Рік тому +3

      @@Erolsaurus someone doesnt know what a joke is

  • @thejebman4912
    @thejebman4912 Рік тому +9

    The Minecraft is dying genre of videos is essentially just filled with three hour essays of “this game isn’t fun for me anymore so I’m gonna make it everybody else’s problem.”

    • @skullofglory10
      @skullofglory10 Рік тому

      True, And it isn't DYING, It just isn't as popular as in was in 2020, When everyone was locked in their homes due to covid, It's returning back to 2018-2019 numbers, But they equate that as it "Dying" When it's more alive than it was back then! They just can't see the bright side, And crawl back to the nihilism whenever possible, It's sad, And these guys also clearly have no idea what Burnout is.

  • @EchoTheDrexcellian
    @EchoTheDrexcellian 2 місяці тому

    lol I’m cracking up fr! 😂 “their attention to detail like how you have two arms and one head, shows they care about anatomy” I can’t stop finding hilarious segments!!!

  • @marialopez-ql9ec
    @marialopez-ql9ec Рік тому +2

    That jumpscare at the end actually scared me bro

  • @xYogo
    @xYogo Рік тому +13

    As someone who makes minecraft video essays, he's right

  • @siryasha6019
    @siryasha6019 Рік тому +4

    by far one of the funniest minecraft videos ive seen recently

  • @Canvasishere
    @Canvasishere Рік тому +3

    Minecraft is Minecraft
    even with the recent updates along with Mob Votes. It's still a game anyone can enjoy if they want to

  • @sarinabina5487
    @sarinabina5487 Рік тому +1

    Minecraft video essays try not to talk about how the recent updates don't "feel right" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

  • @ploshthacatMC_btd
    @ploshthacatMC_btd Рік тому +2

    "Maby wasting **9 HOUERS** on UA-cam well make me feel better" that 9 HOUERS part is really funny

  • @annaslps
    @annaslps Рік тому +13

    1:35 so nobody will talk about the rickroll tab?

    • @Kalaphant
      @Kalaphant 3 місяці тому +1

      WAIT THAT'S AWESOME

  • @PythonzFire
    @PythonzFire Рік тому +7

    I cant believe you are already almost at 60k! Reminds me of the 1960, when john f kennedy was elec-

    • @div_y
      @div_y  Рік тому

      k’ing my s

  • @RasplinYT
    @RasplinYT Рік тому +6

    Tyrad

  • @LuckyLOL_
    @LuckyLOL_ 6 місяців тому +1

    honestly the only time minecraft was anywhere close to being dead was in the dark ages

  • @tierthetora
    @tierthetora Рік тому +1

    this is literally the best video i have seen in my life