3:30 "Can you let me BREATHE" - *JesterPenetrate's legendary quote* "If you want to defeat your enemies, penetrate their patience and exhaust them till they run out of breath." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War (HeartTransplant SMP Edition)
That fight between Printham and JesterPenetrate had such *steamy tension.* I could feel the *desire* to slay each other's in such *intimate, tight* fight. Truly, *hearts were flying* into the air. Literally.
Woah woah that comment was a little steamy… I’m all here for needlessly romanticising characters beating the shit out of each other in a block game… I needa get a life
i played blueboon and bangi and i am telling y'all the server this video was shot in was chaotic, we completely destroyed the spawn areas after shooting was done and it was hell on earth
I always look forward to uploads from you. Your one of the few people I turned notifications on for. Also the fact this is 5 minute video makes it one of your longest
I loved this so much that I watched this 3 times on repeat! Know this div, you're gonna hit 100k very soon with this type of content, love ya content man, keep it up!
Am I allowed to ask why Prince Zam helped voice act, but didn’t voice act PrintHam? Or would this cause a rift in the time space continuum that would make Heart Transplant SMP reality?
Door PVP You place doors to dodge shots. Place doors to distract the enemy. Defend yourself from crystals using those as a wall. Climb and critical hit using doors. Make a door trap fast and combo the enemy while in the trap.
"parrot was right. failed a pald and you plad the fa failed the pla to plan the fail the if you fail the plan planned failthe theplan" This is the most correct spelling I have ever seen in my life. im so proud of pangi for spelling so well
The “entire guns of the United States and your losing to doors” and the end are just so good, very well done, I’ve watched this so many times and it never gets boring, and just gets more enjoyable the more times I watch it
Print Ham? He should've definitely been called Princess Jam... That aside this is easily the best -Lifest- Heart Transplant SMP video you've done so far, it's spectacularly hilarious and decently long too, wowee.
man’s made it so far these videos just dont get worse 2:43 i dont know why im pointing this out but im also particularly used to being called ‘jester’ 3:44 also i love how printham just starts apologising and its hilarious
this is the best video on youtube i love it so much
i love you as much as I do this video 💙
the real print ham??
Print Ham! Very epic
Hi print ham
Yoo you voiced ratrick?!
bluboons
indeed
I agree
@@jesterpenetrator omg hi jesterpenatrate
YO WHY DID I NOT SEE UR COMMENT
dang bro its hard to find ur comment
Guys that was a visual glitch, JesterPenetrate didn't actually die.
But I have to admit, door pvp may become the new meta.
Glad to hear that you didn’t lose, because we all know the jesterpenetrate has crippling anger management issues, we wouldn’t want that now, would we?
yes
IS THIS THE REAL JESTERPENETRATE!?
bro had a bazooka and lost to doors
Bruh hes clown pierces alt
3:51 "take your doors back to roblox" 🔥✍
*seeks come out*
@@k9circletf is a seek?
@@Micha-wb9oz an entity in the game called “doors”
@@k9circleyea
@@Susssssy932 yea
I love how technically Print Ham was on 2 hearts throughout the entire fight with Jester
@tobis6519 yeah but in the fight with jester he has full hearts I'm pretty sure.
Yeah when ham is in the end he is on full hearts
Ht1 door pvper:
@tobis6519 Actually it was two hearts because Blueboons knocked Print Ham down to one heart before he killed Bangi
No but he got killed by blueboons
W VIDEO... you are actually extremely funny
Leotook
Leo ur amazing
LeoWook when he sees Leobased
hi leo
Leolook moment
"You have the entire wealth of American guns and you're being beat by doors" -underrated quote
“TAKE YOUR DOORS BACK TO ROBLOX!” and,
“Go back to Mississippi where you belong.” are close seconds.
when? time stamp?
@@ryz.1 4:23
I think it’s actually “I’m talking to… the audience.”
I'm ur 1k like
The heart transplant SMP literally never misses this is so fucking funny
ok
Hey no swear
3:30 "Can you let me BREATHE"
- *JesterPenetrate's legendary quote*
"If you want to defeat your enemies, penetrate their patience and exhaust them till they run out of breath."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War (HeartTransplant SMP Edition)
Better wording next time.
@@vladivascanu108 "If you want to defeat your enemies, penetrate them"
trollage@@cryoknightremaxgenomax2217
He couldn’t breathe as someone was penetrating his defences 😏
@@solartree4189 bro im dead
4:14 is the funniest part of this video I swear. It’s such chaotic dialog that feels in and out of place at the same time
This a certified 💀 moment
the "gotta hand it to you ham" IS SO IN BEAT.
we gotta make an smp with the lifesteal voice actors one day man this shit is too funny
shoot now i wanna va
it would only be like 4 people tho?
@@albertgrey2641 it would still go crazy
fr
I wanted to appreciate the line “Take your doors back to roblox”. Let’s have a moment of silence for Print Ham’s self esteem
Fax
LMAO as a doors sweat I appreciate this line
Pvp at roblox doors
Proceeds to die to seek
lmao
The voice actors are actually insanely accurate
@@lordtism178 Prince Zam voiced himself tho
@@lordtism178 it’s not look in the description
@@lordtism178 it aint XD
@@mia.626 it is look at the voice actor section
@@meFordeum no he voiced someone else
"We each got 20 hearts by spawnkilling jacksepticeye." I was dying rolling all over the floor.
1:06 i laughed and still laugh so hard by hearing "oh fr fr?" by blueboons
fr fr on god
💀
i love that everytime you get people to voice act as anyone BUT themselves
REAL LIKE WHEN ASSWAGG VOICED OBAMA 😭
@@_CLOUDY_GACHA_ ancient ahh comment😭
@@kioskelis9598 ???
The doors fight was immaculate
Also that reference goes crazy 💀
4:05 "THIS IS NOT LIFESTEAL SEASON 3"
but he has the entire wealth of America's guns
@@CONDENSEDGDso it’s lifesteal S5 and lifesteal S3 combined?
@@Savagecabbige78-ww8qw wait you just made me realise this video literally predicted season 5, cleansing and guns
@@KwikBR the cleansing was before this video came out
@@king_cariti i honestly don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this
the no shirt shart club had me dying 😭
The way he said "OH FR FR ON GOD" got me not gonna lie
"ArE yOu ClEaNsInG mE?!"
"yeah, get cleansed! >:)"
That was so funny lmao
"THIS ISN'T LIFESTEAL SEASON 3-"
@@GrimmShane Take your doors back to roblox 😭
The fact that the editing and the voice acting is so amazing..
That fight between Printham and JesterPenetrate had such *steamy tension.*
I could feel the *desire* to slay each other's in such *intimate, tight* fight.
Truly, *hearts were flying* into the air. Literally.
bro that fight made me feel something I have never felt before
Woah woah that comment was a little steamy…
I’m all here for needlessly romanticising characters beating the shit out of each other in a block game… I needa get a life
bros a #1 wattpad writer
And they where *penetrating each other with swords*
@@cheems6193 long metal sticks
"Bro are you Cleansing me?!" Got me on the floor laughing.
Respect for princezam for tanking 59274628 million rpg shots on 3 hearts with 1 totem
W pfp
"I am ht1 in door-pvp" absolutely killed me
same
These cut screams are the best.
--Also refreshing to see the unkillable being slapped.--
i played blueboon and bangi and i am telling y'all the server this video was shot in was chaotic, we completely destroyed the spawn areas after shooting was done and it was hell on earth
bruh
Nice
Nice
Nice
Noice
Bro expected Print ham to master the most useless things in life (Sumed up in 10 words BOOM)
03:30 this is how minecraft pvp should be
I always look forward to uploads from you. Your one of the few people I turned notifications on for. Also the fact this is 5 minute video makes it one of your longest
what did you need to edit
@@finavtn I forgot to add that 5 minutes is one of the longest div_y vids
Yes
@@yeetusthegod5932 thanks
Yeah.
4:37 No way bro hit the sickest clip of 2023
Gotta love how there's "Just the two of us" music playing in the background while jesterpenetrate and Print Ham
are fighting with doors and guns
3:12 when the best part begins
Can you make one of these for Astelina?
I really like your videos! :D
Thank you so much for the support!!! I‘ll add her to the list :D
every time div uploads, my heart skips a beat cause of how good the videos are
same
I loved this so much that I watched this 3 times on repeat! Know this div, you're gonna hit 100k very soon with this type of content, love ya content man, keep it up!
Completely worth the wait, absolutely beautiful video!
I love how ratrick was voiced by zam and zam was voiced by ratrick this guy needs a raise
3:57 "yeahhh i bet youre low arent you" *BONK*
actors need a raise
REALLY LOVE the effort put into this. The final fight was extremely EPIC. keep up the good work. uwu.
I swear these voices are scarily accurate.
Fr
@@RealBCfr fr on god
That door fight scene hit hard. The replay shots were sick!
best fight scene ive ever seen…. for realzers
4:18 bed trap? oh thats easy speedrunning /tp and /gamemode spectator /tp print ham /gamemode survival ;>
he has a point
ive been replaced
bangi moved out of texas im sorry
"The only thing that mattered: his netherite chestplate!" this killed me dude
It feels so good having structured and mature content for minecraft, nowdays it feels so rare to see something like this but i absolutely love it.
Bro was doing this one heart the whole time 4:58
No 2 hearts since he banged bangi while he was distracted with streaming
Holy cow I completely forgot about that 😳
Two hearts because he killed bangi
That pvp scene was comedic genius. Always live to watch your videos!
As a princezam viewer I can confirm this is what happens in an average printzam stream
print ham*
bro i died when he sold his grandma's life insurance 💀💀
The fact he went so far as to recreate the no Pants PP into the No shirt *shart* club is hilarious
bro i came back and realized how accurate the gap chugging was
Just the two of us worked well with the fight scene! Very good video :)
Are you cleansing Me?! is the best line in this
4:02 “BRO ARE YOU CLEANSING ME BRO THIS IS NOT SEASON 3 THIS IS NOT LIFESTEAL SEASON THREE”
5:10 Bro literally me at 3:am
Hearing Jester Penetrate say: "Gotta hand it to you, Ham: You're *really* tiring me out ;)" like that.
Am I allowed to ask why Prince Zam helped voice act, but didn’t voice act PrintHam? Or would this cause a rift in the time space continuum that would make Heart Transplant SMP reality?
This has happened a lot. He will get the youtuber to act in the vid as everyone but themselves
bro the editing has improve so much!
,,my chat has been full of Jester Penetrates the last year‘‘ now thats a declaration of war right there
4:17 "When did you have the time to spawn trap my bed??" "I guess you're just bad!" lmao
5:30 OH YO IT'S RATRICK FROM trapdoors.
5:39 HAD ME DEAD
I love the no shirt shart club
"Take your doors back to roblox" ☠️
i love how the totem keeps changing skins when jester fights printham
00:44 look at the the bed...
that looks so cursed
Door PVP
You place doors to dodge shots.
Place doors to distract the enemy.
Defend yourself from crystals using those as a wall.
Climb and critical hit using doors.
Make a door trap fast and combo the enemy while in the trap.
"i was scammed by blueboons" 😂
1:06 best reaction fr fr
Oh fr fr
Oh fr fr
This is like " if princezam watches his teammate die then watches his mind"
His mind: should I take my reverb?
I have already rewatched this 10 times and still counting, and i am laughing at it each time. This sure is a banger !
I sure do love the Heart Transplant SMP
I liked the part where Ratrick was on screen
finally a new video of the heart transplant smp
2:02 I love how he just throws the netherite chest plate into the lava
"parrot was right. failed a pald and you plad the fa failed the pla to plan the fail the if you fail the plan planned failthe theplan"
This is the most correct spelling I have ever seen in my life. im so proud of pangi for spelling so well
the fact that princezam voices ratrick but not print ham makes me laugh
Print Ham VS JesterPenetrate is the best fight of all time
1:59 bro cares more about the chest plate then his friend ship I’m dead ☠️
“take your doors back to roblox” is an incredible line
door pvp should be a real thing (wait i think it actually exists)
Yes because I’m a high tier 1
"you guys think youre tough dont you"
*"yeah lets bang them"*
- Bangi
"Bangi" always got me dead😂😂😂🤣
"There Is something you forgot to acount for I Am good at door pvp" Got me sooo hard
1:57 the no shirt shart club
shark*
@@IAmOnTablet I just rewatched the video, it is the no shirt shart club.
@@supersheep187I mean, even the captions think he said shark, how he said it was a bit weird so we are both right & wrong
@@IAmOnTabletAt 2:02 it says no shirt *shart* club so it’s not shark
@@IAmOnTablet who’s gonna tell him
5:44 bro💀💀💀
2:33 why's ClownPierce's voice so 💀
Mf think he in an anime 😭
3:28 HELP...
somehow it sounds more like clown then clown though 😭
Jesterpenetrete*
@@Bacon3265 yes
THE FIGHT WAS TOO GOOD LMFAO"
"You have the entirety of america's guns and your getting beaten by a door" ☠ IM DEAD
The “entire guns of the United States and your losing to doors” and the end are just so good, very well done, I’ve watched this so many times and it never gets boring, and just gets more enjoyable the more times I watch it
The fact princezam was voice acted by ratrick and ratrick was voice acted by princezam
why was this so sensual during 4:47
0:20 i cant stop laughing😂😂😂😂
Print Ham? He should've definitely been called Princess Jam...
That aside this is easily the best -Lifest- Heart Transplant SMP video you've done so far, it's spectacularly hilarious and decently long too, wowee.
This actually auto played in my split screen and I thought it was real
I really can’t tell the difference between the parody and the original.
Very well made
man’s made it so far these videos just dont get worse
2:43 i dont know why im pointing this out but im also particularly used to being called ‘jester’
3:44 also i love how printham just starts apologising and its hilarious
5:18 when clown pierce died was so funny
Who’s clown pierce
@@Sorrythishandlehasbeenremovedyeah who’s clown pierce I only know jester penetrate
There is only jester penetrate @@Sorrythishandlehasbeenremoved
This is JesterPenetrate