"Minecraft is Boring" Videos Be Like...
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- A parody of pretty much every new "Minecraft is Boring" style video that comes out these days. Not meant to be taken seriously at all, I was just bored. There are a ton of things I could've talked about more or mentioned in this video that I forgot or just didn't, but enjoy the silly lil' joke video anyways.
Also don't get me wrong, some of them are good videos... Some of them.
Edit: Also, this video keeps giving me so many heart attacks lmao, getting comments from youtubers I frequently watch is crazy
guys trust me I was one of the MANY playtesters locked in e1ows basement for testing this mod it is 100000% worth it! (also VII lets go)
He was indeed, you can trust him ong frfr
I trust you
@@e1ow i dont trust 28mslive OR E1OW, NOT PAYING 5MILL!!!
i smell fishy business
uncursed furnace is ass blessed freezer superiority gang rise up
you forgot to talk about the whole history of minecraft for about 10 min before you get into the video
Shittt youre right
The Big Bang was the moment 13.8 billion years ago when the universe began as a tiny, dense, fireball...
and how its too easy wiþ no challenge whatsoever, even þem "trying" wiþ ancient cities offer no meaningful challenge (ignore how you said its too hard)
And it's always like "Minecraft was the greatest game ever when Notch was developing it. There were no problems ever and every update was revolutionary."
Minecraft was created by a Swedish game dev named Notch, in 2009 he made the Alpha build, in 2010 he made Beta build, and finally the game came out in 2011 on every console known to man. In 2014 Microsoft shot Notch’s pinky toe, and took Minecraft from him. Microsoft fucked up the game, and now we gonna fix the problem that definitely needs solving.
Boom saved an hour worth of content.
"Minecraft is bad because in terraria..."
*Quits the video*
real
Yeah terraria has like 30 bosses and hundreds of weapons its nearly as though its a fighting game while mc is a sandbox game
People gotta learn: worse is not equals bad
neither are worse, they are incomparable because one is a sandbox and one is a game based around bosses and challenges.
@Kwirfs yeah for fighting I would play terraria, I was building it would be minecraft its a dumb comparison
Its missing "this game used to be so mysterious and scary, but now that I have read the entire wiki, watched players break every single mechanic, and I am no longer 12, some of that sense of wonder is lost"
What's that? The intrinsic fun of building something in the game most often described as "Digital Legos".
NAH bro I need to speedrun!
"my brother in christ you complain about the end being empty"
Exactly, everyone knows beating the game in 0.3 seconds is truly the goal, buidling things? inventing new things in the game? Nahhhhh who does thaaatt, come onnnn
minigame man moment
I can hear your voice perfectly
@@ratab0ada ikr its the END
“I’ve been playing this game for over 10 years, and now it’s boring”
You don’t say
Its so strange and crazy
Imposible
"No, no, that can't be right... Games are meant to entertain me forever!"
@@Votey12345 No that's crazy!
Impossible
😲😲😲😱😱😱😱
Fr, like I played it for like 2 weeks straight when Tricky trials came out, then started to get a Lil bored, then I went and Shadow of the Erdtree (goated DLC btw) and then got back to playing minecraft.
the most accurate part is the pretentious quote at the beginning
Real, the quotes that have nothing to do with the actual video are always there
they try to sound so deep and profound talking about a game that they view as boring
@@e1owlmao true 💀
I actually almost clicked off this when I saw the quote and was like “that’s really dumb” but then I remembered this is parody LMAO
@@e1owfr it’s just “here’s this quote from a famous person you might know, look how informed I am now my opinion must be objectively true and correct because I’m smarter than you buddy”
"I remember when Minecraft didn't have sprinting, beds, biomes and mobs spawned during the day, but now Mojang ruined it by adding cherry trees instead of a new 100 hour campaign with linear progression and multiple endings that criticizes every politician who ever lived" (the update was free and the youtuber owns the game because they pirated it 6 years ago) (the launcher lets you play the older versions)
extremely disingenuous strawman argument but you're an undertale fan so it's a miracle if you're a day over 12 years old, so it's not surprising
@@WatsonDynamite hes pretty based for a 12 year old tbh.
@@WatsonDynamitewhat's wrong with liking undertale?
@@WatsonDynamite it's called a joke, I suppose you've never heard of them
And my general point still stands: the updates are free and they add some cool stuff, and you can still play the old versions, only to realise they're the same game but with less things, you can activate the old texture pack if you're feeling nostalgic but that's about it in terms of how worth it playing the old versions is
Mf at the top is joking, these ppl had it fly over them
Minecraft boring/dying videos being a segue into a "mod that everyone's been asking for but u can only get it by paying for my patreon" is too accurate
jetstarfish moment
People forget that minecraft is a sandbox not a RPG.
Finally someone who KNOWS Minecraft
Everytime i play with my friend, while im building my lil house, he is out there trying to get to The End.
He basically just gets tired very fast.
The next day we are playing a new world because he died, lost his items and has no purpose now.
My house ended up pretty nice i guess
wonder what i will build next
Maybe a simple small shrine of some kind could just be a cute little building eventually evolving into something larger
it s both
@@larry5153 It's not; it just has RPG elements, but it's still just a sandbox game.
there's also the "I've played this game for my entire life and have several thousand hours in it, but there's no fun anymore. It couldn't be burnout, this game just sucks now!!!!!"
"Its all mojang's fault! Them and/or the community! Couldnt be my fault at all, burnout, naaaahhh, thats a myth!"
It also couldn’t be the fact that I’ve focused so much time on things like pvp and speedrunning leaving me isolated from the majority of the game!
@@woofwuf it's definitely not me not having enough inspiration to play the game,all of this is community and mojang fault!!!!
"exploration is sooo boring and it's not cause ive played the game for 10 years and have already seen everything, it's something else!!" is my favorite one of these
@@quaternaryyyyeah! you forgot to mention how they also hate on the new features like archaeology and just ignore them completely. like, bro, I know how to make exploration fun again. raise a sniffer. make a decorated pot. find your favourite armour trim. get a caravan of llamas and lead them across a desert. collect all the different types of dogs. turn structures into your bases. live in a jungle temple. make a greenhouse of moss and flowers inside a desert pyramid. turn a pillager outpost into the heart of a village, reclaiming it for the people. climb mountains, find goat horns, wander through endless caves and marvel at their scale and beauty. stop and listen to the gentle crinkle of campfires in an ancient city. pause, breathe, and take it all in. there is so much to see.
(made this wayyy too long by accident whoops)
FR like imo minecraft is like a billion times better in multiplayer servers, they really say its boring and only play on singleplayer with no mods, dont build and just speedrun max gear then say "Theres nothing left to do!!"
I like playing alone more than with friends
Then the game isn't
Relying on third party means your community is good not your game
@@Blanktester685 Redstone, building, farming, the ability to mod. I wouldnt say Minecraft is great but I would never say that its bad
@@hybrid3006modding does not make a game good.
I think minecraft is boring, but thats a me issue. I dont enjoy building and i can recognize that the game isnt for me. But it always just pisses me off when people try to argue that modding makes a game good.
At that point you dont like the game, you like what the game *could* be
This is exaggerated even more by modding not having built in support (at least i dont think it does? Might be wrong about this). Its literally not intended and to me that makes it further disconnected from the game itself
i like how the punchline sometimes is just visual. Like "there is not weapon variety" while using an end crystal
You forgot the part where you talk about your incredibly "simple" and "nostalgic" early Minecraft days and talk about it like an anime backstory
"It was all so peaceful... Back in the old days, Id build and... Spend my time with my family of 10,000 wolves, but then... The Microsoft nation attacked, brought the fires of hell to our doorsteps and ripped away the games core features, took ITS LIFE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES... In one instant, it was over... The game I loved, was gone..."
-e1ow rn
@@e1ow "and now, to fix the overcomplication, i think updates need to be bigger, more complicated, and more gamechanging"
@@ItzOrangeyYT “but we should not forget that these “new gamechanging features” not only change the game but ALSO completely break it!”
mfs will talk about how nostalgic old minecraft was and then forget the fact that they were a child
I recently played some older versions of Minecraft for nostalgia and while it was very nostalgic for me. It was still significantly worse imo.
All of these "Minecraft is Boring" people have the same thing in common... They'd rather play Terraria.
Yes but no. I prefer terraria, but there is something about minecraft that I love. But when I return I get bored very quickly.
@@bloodreptil I am curious about your playstyle. Cause the moment I slowed my own playstyle down was when I started to enjoy the game again.
Just regular progression, get some gear, make a decent-ish house, explore more, get maxed out gear and kill the ender dragon in between that, play a bit more and then stop. Tho recently it stopped working and I found running through the game much more fun. I tried to go slower, but it wasnt really for me as I dont like the thought that I could be doing something faster. @@GikamesShadow
@@bloodreptil imo minecraft is a really creative based game where you as player kinda have to set goals for yourself. Maybe that could be fun to try (like anything from learning to do redstone to making a pirate ship and going on treasure hunts even if they dont have much purpose late game.. sometimes thing are fun no matter if its useful or not)
@@icypebbles4438Thats the problem. Building and creativity isnt what attracts me and I dont find it fun. I need something difficult. Minecrafts progression is very simple, yet effective. I love it. My only problem with it is that its too short.
My personal favourite part is when they complain about how "old minecraft used to be better because bla bla bla" because it just leaves me like "dude, just play that version. Nothing is stopping you from opening up the launcher and switching to fucking 1.8 or something
there are 2 reasons that make not playing minecraft reasonable:
Sucking at combat, and sucking at building.
I suck at both.
And burnout
"I'll take a double triple bosses, on a new biome, 50 new structures, extra mobs that drop weapons, terraria better, make it hardcore, let the community make the game."
"We are a sandbox game, sir."
“I got it right here Squidwar- *GASP*”
“BUBBLEBASS!”
gem comment
@@shanlander-d8wGemerald.
Honestly even in terraria you spend a good chunk just building and exploring. I get a lot of fun making lil towns and biomes
@@june9914 IT'S NOT EVEN SIMILAR TO MINECRAFT SHUTUP oh sry i didnt mean to be rude but I GET SO TRIGGERED WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE TERRARIA TO MINECRAFT DIIIIEEE oh sry dont mind that wasnt me AAAAAGH ITS A DIFFERENT GAME SHUT UP AHAHHh sry i cant help it AAAAAAAAAAAA
it's always so funny when people treat ancient city like a dark souls final boss or something, even though the only thing you need to loot it is shears
That and food, literally the only problem down there is running out of food
Genuinely an earlier game structure than desert wells (you need a brush)
You don't even need shears, the halls are usually 2 blocks wide so just take one side and leave the other
You get wool and still have a usable path :^)
It's high risk, and does take a bit of skill, but a low gate of entry
@@zmitter4844ok well that's totally wrong; you usually need a pickaxe to get down to an ancient city, and by then you probably can get the copper needed for the brush before finding ancient cities which are super rare
“Minecraft is Boring” mfs when they realize there’s other video games out there then Minecraft
"there’s other video games out there then Minecraft" mfs when they realise criticism is a necessary part of making things better
@@WatsonDynamitewe found the “Minecraft is boring” guy
@@WatsonDynamite Except most of them aren't critiquing it. They're nostalgia baiting you, along with lying.
@@WatsonDynamitespitting
@@WatsonDynamite i don't think mojang will watch a random ass video criticising the game and change minecraft to match it's expectations
Also, wants Minecraft to fundamentally change so much, but still treats the combat update in 1.9 like a family members death
"gaming isn't boring, you are" videos hold up so well to all that bs
Real, they dont need to blame mojang for their lack of creativity or their burnout
Exactly. These people are basically just saying: "I'm bored of this game, so here is why it's all the developers' fault and why you should hate the game now too."
Or blaming it at the economic system for games not being fun (instead of you know themselves for not being clever on what to spend their money on), jeez it honestly feel like people now of days can’t admit that they could be the problem.
@@positivea9111 I think there's an issue with online discourse these days where people can't just dislike something anymore and see it as a subjective thing. Nah. Their personal taste have to be a MORALLY RIGHT OBJECTIVE TRUTH. They can't just say that Minecraft isn't their cup of tea. It has to be some kind of blight on the gaming industry and a great injustice and they have been deeply personally wronged and the game has to change to suit them (at the detriment of everyone who has a different playstyle)
@@IceFireofVoid Or them spending money at bad quality games & cannot admit that maybe they should’ve check reviews before getting the game or don’t pre order a game. Or even if theirs a bad trend in the gaming community (like microtransactions), instead of blaming people who bought it and basically encouraging this bad trend (a.k.a Whales) they always blame it on capitalism(they always act like capitalism is like that controlling parents that make you force you to buy the things you dislike, even though they had the choice and could be prevented if they admit that their or others are the problems)
(Sorry if I sound like I’m venting here, it’s
Just getting my nerves about how they talk about the problem but their secretly the one that cause it)
you forgot the part where they roast mojang for 10 mins and then contradict themselves saying that everything is the playerbase's fault.
Riiiight, that does happen a lot
cause both are true. mojang and the players need to do better
@@Isaacthemaniac as a Minecraft player I can confirm that I suck
@@Isaacthemaniacas the entire corporations of Mojang I can confirm that I suck
@@IsaacthemaniacTbh, yeah I agree that they can do better. However, Mojang also has been improving quite a lot, and I heard some interns that said that they were upset or sad that they disappointed the players with the 3 previous updates before 1.21
I don’t like how much people hate world building features. Like archeology is pretty useless, but it’s more about the actual process than what you get
Archeology is pretty neat I dont got any problems with it, wish there was some sus dirt too but thats literally it lol
Archaeology has problems with it
I have this mod called Better Archeology and I do reccomend it a lot, you can actually get bones and it makes my nerd brain whir like OMG I found villager fossil bones!!
My problem with archaeology is that the gameplay experience is kind of shallow if you're not going into it to perform actual archaeological interpretation from the drops. I think the concept is neat and I have enjoyed the handful of videos of professional archaeologists going through their finds with it, but as a mechanic that exists in the game there's just not a lot to do with it.
It just needs a repeatable extrinsic incentive IMO. Like if there were bits of jewelry or decorative ornaments you could find that are largely useless but valued by wandering traders, there's a solid reason for players to seek out sites and a distinct object to think about rather than like, glass panes.
"New minecraft bad, old minecraft good." Ok, play old minecraft it's right there in the official launcher
The worst part about these types of videos is that they detract from the real criticisms you can make about the game.
Yeah, like there are a ton of actual ones for sure, they just never mention them
Like inventory management kinda sucks and Bedrock is full of bugs but I guess the fact that this game for mainly younger audiences is "too easy" is more important =/@e1ow
Like the marketplace
You can just not click the marketplace button bro it’s not a glaring problem 💀
@@williamafton5881 Sorry should have been more specific. By the marketplace I meant no buyer protection or quality control for people who do want to interact with the marketplace
I swear those people who make Minecraft is boring or gaming is boring videos barley even do the amount of things that are possible in the game.
Exactly, some do, and if they still get bored thats fine, its just when they do like 2 things and complain about it being boring, the game isnt the problem
@@e1ow fr
i saw people talking about how “have anyone seen these lately? its like they got removed from the game!” and they were talking about ocean monuments… ive searched like 10 on a hardcore world, they were so common that when i was going home after searching one (with elytra) i found MORE that i came back to later. like tell me you only play for two weeks rarely without telling me
The ppl who say minecraft is boring are the most boring ppl out there
just because there are lots of things to do doesnt mean that those things are fun
Should've added this quote at the end: "But if you're bored, then you're boring. The agony and the irony, they're killing me." ~ Harvey Danger.
Harvey danger is a kickass name ngl
It is@@TaxEvasion1452
The pretentious wistful voice in this video is bang on
This is the best use of sarcasm I've ever seen
Well it's called satire
@@MyUsersDark this video is kinda both
These videos can't go without saying "minecraft at it's core""
REAL
I find it funny cause they say the wrong thing every time like minecrafts actual core is building and creativity, like the first version of minecraft has no redstone, no bosses, no mobs, not even survival the only thing it had was building and that was the only thing it needed for people to fall in love with it
@@rhinowithInternetaccess You see this reflected in the original Minecraft content creators and their series too. Minecraft was already getting popular before the enderdragon even got added to the game. And the OG Minecraft youtubers, the content they would make that got really big, was actually mostly multiplayer roleplay content. Throwback to the GOAT of old Minecraft youtube, Shadow of Israphel. Man they started that series before there was even beds and hunger in the game.
@@rhinowithInternetaccess the first version of minecraft didn't have those things because it was an unfinished game. Notch had always intended for the game to have an RPG direction
*proceeds to highlight parts of the game that aren't minecraft's core*
Theres also always a comment thats like
"I appreciate that this wasn't a hate video and actually explained why minecraft was boring."
Or something like that
I appreciate that this wasn't a hate comment and actually explained why there's also always a comment that's like _"I appreciate that this wasn't a hate video and actually explained why minecraft was boring."_ or something like that
"Could Minecraft be boring to me because I've been playing it for a decade straight, or because I fundementally misunderstand the point of the game, where instead of approaching it like a sandbox where you can build anything you want only limited by your own creativity, I approach it like a linear RPG and rely on farms to do everything for me instead of actually playing the game myself? No, it's all Mojangs fault." < The 'Minecraft is boring' people in a nutshell
This comment is laced with insane amounts of irony fyi
Or the game hasn't significantly improved in any meaningful way for the past decade...
@@Blanktester685 use mods then...
@@Blanktester685 I introduce you to mods
and getting a sense of creativity
@robblock8692 then minecraft is still boring as a base game if you need additional features added to actually enjoy it
The "Minecraft is boring now" Starter Pack:
Bash new updates
Completely forget that burnout is a thing
Completely miss the point of Minecraft
Blatantly lie
Dunning-Kruger Effect
Be annoying and pretentious (ok I can't be talking, I'm a Swans fan)
Don’t forget about selling a paid Minecraft resource pack- I mean "mod"
Swans mentioned!!!
@@basedcheese1
YOOOO
WE'RE BOTH ANNOYING
LETS GOOOO
@@gekinatracksuit9710
The new and improved "Minecraft is boring" starter pack
It's true now!
Barely updates at all
Same old, same old
Nothing ever changes
We're just left playing the same game over and over again
Deep dark? Useless
Ocean monuments? Kinda cool I guess
Tricky Trials? It's that hard to get a new weapon wtf?
Bee update? No
Village update: Good
Nether update: Great
Combat update: kys
I don't want to be that guy...... But
Terraria updates are better
MINECRAFT PLEASE MAKE GOOD UPDATES
Is Microsoft screwing you over? LIKE THEY ARE DOING WITH THE WORLD??!?!?!
Meat ride the old versions
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I remember seeing a "Minecraft is Unbalanced and doesn't let you explore!" video, and so many of the points they made were absolute garbage. One of them was literally: "We should make rockets more expensive for elytras, because you can just build 2 farms and get them easily." Like they are being forced to build farms in a SANDBOX GAME.
I actually hate it when people shit in Minecraft only because they think it’s an rpg, it’s a sandbox game where you build and explore, not a game that has 29 different weapons, spells, and armor sets, that’s what Minecraft dungeons is for
Exactly plus, its a sandbox game, they could easily make it an rpg themselves, or get mods to do it
People always be thinking Minecraft is Terraia or smth
@@e1owImo, there's no "wrong way" to play Minecraft, so long as the contents of the game itself don't ruin the stability of the core game.
It's one thing to expand upon the base game with a new update, imo, but too many people seem to wish Minecraft to become something it isn't because they want it to be.
Wrong
@@TheEmeraldClan we need to get rid of the ender dragon so they can find something else to do
2:50 I like how he says "Its entire focus is combat" while showing footage of some guy building a high detail structure
That was me working on a build for a map Im making glad you think it was highly detailed lol
The structure is the weapon.
that was on purpose duh
"Video Essay" voice might be one of youtube's biggest red flags, it's almost a shit take guarantee, second only to "soft spoken british dude" voice and over edited video that dances around the subject that have only one real argument.
The problem with these "Minecraft is Boring" videos, is that it's usually biased towards the creator's playstyle, and they tend to lean towards Minecraft becoming more rpg-like
"minecraft is boring" mfs when they try terraria
@@notcatisa but dont try lego fortnite
@@notcatisa They are fans of Terraria who think they are better than Minecraft fans (I am *not* bashing on the terraria fanbase, only these specific people). Then they "criticize" the game using their own biases and play style. Like why compare a Sandbox game to a RPG game?
These shots would make bartenders jealous
This guy does NOT miss, unlike a certain other individiual
@@superguy9834 nah that's wild 💀
@@superguy9834I ❤ MISSING MY SHOTS!!!!!!
Those shots would make Simo Häyhä jealous.
this and the “FIXING STRUCTURES” videos where it’s like “yeah the desert wells are cool but they should be a multi level dungeon with like 3 bosses in it, fuck it let’s make phantoms be able to carpet bomb the player because that’s how you fix a mob”
Was It that "lets add a level cap to a sandbox game" video?
Would be the interesting addition to the game in the past decade.
my way of fixing desert wells is more simple, its just to have a chance that there is a chest under one or maybe a barrel in the water with a little bit of goodies inside, nothing big
@@majamystic256 I think the solution they added was much more creative. They put suspicious sand under desert wells, and now you can sift through the sand to find items.
@@doncomputer5931 they added suspicious sand near desert wells? I need to check this next I play
Someone should make a video essay titled “The over critiquing of Minecraft and the silencing of the builders” because the builders despite being such a large part of the community, have basically become shunned and silenced. Like in one of jet star fishes videos, he specifically calls the builders p***sy’s
Wait, he did?
“We need to fix the problem that players are encouraged to keep all their items in one place”
Jet, bro, you’re saying that *owning a home* is a problem.
The repetition of points already made in the same video, the blatant omission of core features, the lying to the viewers face, the illegal mod selling, the quotes, the gameplay that disproves points made seconds before. Perfection.
You forgot to add the part where they suggest turning the game into terraria and adding overcomplicated crafting mechanics.
Don’t forget progression locking things for no reason!
@@potatoman779Fym for “no reason”? That IS what progression is supposed to be, if you wanna cry about not being able to get late game gear in 1 hour then just do so! No need for this bullshit
Minecraft’s crafting is “harder” than terraria’s fym 😭
The point is that the progression should be up to the player because Minecraft is fundamentally a sandbox game @nas1373
@@nas1373If I want to I should be able to, Minecraft is literally a sandbox game
2:44
just wait till he finds out that there aren’t coal, redstone, emerald, lapis, or quartz tools
WHAT???
WHAT????
Idk how many people remember this but back when emeralds first got added to the game there actually were people who thought they were trash because you can't use them to craft armour and tools. And now they are extremely important because of villager trades.
@@IceFireofVoid Imagine emerald armor that gives you op discounts or makes iron golems fight and follow you basicly being your pets
No clay tools either!!!
We never gonna let Jetstarfish live that shit down
Keep up the slander. It's much appreciated and well deserved.
“Money can’t buy you happiness”
*5 million dollar Minecraft mod:*
when they yap about how exploration is bad and its so obvious that they dont explore at all, because the biggest problem rn is inventory management
Ehh, i would say minecraft exploration is quite there yet, but it definitely would help if minecraft had proper inventory management.
Yeha we need better early game item space because that's when I really want to explore
the ultimate solution to inventory management: pick up less stuff and come back for stuff you cant carry rn later, also consider using chest minecarts
@@ketaminepoptarts Ah yes a perfect early game solution, just build rail lines every time I want to explore so I can put down a chest minecart every 500 blocks and then push them all back later because proper trains don't exist and I haven't built a witch or slime farm and gone afk for 10 hours so I can't make infinite powered rail
Or, and I know this is a radical idea, they could fix the inventory management problem
@@ketaminepoptarts I enjoy exploring not exploring leaving, putting stuff away going back I my base, going back and grabbing that stuff, then going back to my base and putting that away and then finally getting to explore again.
Someone send this to JetStarfish
He'll just try to sell his datapack- sorry I mean, scam- sorry I mean, "mod", even more
Ikr lol i watched his latest video and when he talked about some stuff he acted like some of it didnt exist, acted like different playstyles exist, or just completely forgot it existed 💀.
Lmao this whole video feels so targeted 💀 and rightfully so
fr
He would just say "you stole this from my yet-to-be released videos"
Dude. I love this video. The simplicity of what you're saying contradicting what's being shown on screen shows the core of the situation. It's a simple yet effective video. It proves that Minecraft isn't boring... it just needs an end update.
I would for sure not be against an end update, that would go hard
As someone who has never seen a “Minecraft is boring” video, I can confirm this is accurate.
Sounds about right to me yup lol
@@e1owHow were you this quick?! I’m genuinely (to a minor degree) freaked out!
Lmao, sometimes youtube studio gives me notifications instantly, sometimes it takes decades
@@e1ow Same thing for me, haha! Also thank you for giving me my favorite back, I edited my comment.
Holy shart it’s the guy from meme asylum comment section
i love how it started out seeming serious and just got progressively more and more sarcastic and shitting on those types of people more and more
the mod that adds basic stuff was probably the absolute pick
Remember kids, the only purpose of Minecraft is to defeat the Ender Dragon as fast as possible.
And completely break the progression with glitches too!
Glitches that's been in the game for a decade and still haven't been patched
And bash anyone who dares play the game any other way.
Also complain that progression sucks and needs to be changed but then complain once they do change it slightly
The slow, whispery, tired voice and the calming background music ties it all together Xd
0:05 Nelson Mandela? Is that a reference to the Mandela Catalogue!!!
It was a reference this WHOLE TIMEEEE
@@e1ow *proceeds to play a million vine booms*
I can't tell if you're serious or not 😭 but the quote is from a South African president who basically unlocked freedom to the poc there :D
@@brokebrokeasf1125 bro, if you see a guy with the name Average Cinder Block. Would you take them seriously? 🤨
0:13 EKT REFERENCE!!!1!1!!!
i swear most people who make the ''minecraft is boring' videos hardly play minecraft at all
Real
Or they play multiple times per month and act like that's a bad thing because they aren't playing it every single day after years of playing. Blaming the devs for their own burnout of a decade old game.
@@plumfadoodle4908Exactly, Minecraft is boring to me because I’ve played it so often for almost a decade
@@JeriSmiler Which is a testament to the quality. That it kept your interest for a decade on the same game. Virtually no other game would be like that with that staying power.
They are gay
“I got addicted to dopamine because of tiktok and now I can’t enjoy a game because it’s not stimulating enough and it’s mojangs fault”
“Have something on in the background then”
*probably gets shot afterwards*
Tbh I dont have problems with modern minecraft, I just want some things that can make this game more... Relaxing. Making your own painting for an example, not mapart, literally making painting in game
I mean, technically you can do that by building a giant picture and then using a map to capture it but yeah an actual painting mechanic would be pretty neat
The only point that isn’t completely spot on is the mob vote thing, for me at least. The choice is kinda taken away if a popular UA-camr/streamer tells their fan base to vote a specific mob (not naming any names) and it being a three way vote makes a lot of people feel dissatisfied and in a way, cheated.
Besides that *tiny* nitpick, amazing video
I still think back to the glow squid incident
@@autismandgaming4532 the glow squid incident, where people widly feared the icologer would be like the phantom
@@aviowli was kinda hoping the iceologer would win. It was either an ice wizard, a yellow cow, or an aquatic glow stick.
Something that annoys me about discussion on the glow squid mob vote is that people act as if dreams fans are the ONLY ones who voted for the glow squid. Like, you do know that other people wanted it too? I voted for glow squid because I thought it was cool and pretty looking, and the other mobs didn’t have much appeal to me. My friends also voted glow squid. We didn’t even know about the whole dream thing until after the mob vote was done.
@@ChespinCraft it's just not a good argument at all, aside from that fans and content creators are also part of the community, i just dont think they can meaningfully move the vote (in the larger votes atleast, ig when it was smaller maybe) people just really underestimate how many people play the game and will blame a small niche as if it made a big impact
Waiting for the part that goes "In 2009 a little indie developer known as Notch-" so I can skip half way forward into the video
you forgot to lock half of the to after you beat the dragon. so it would be better
Riiiight, I forgot to mention wanting to lock away the open world experience like they all do this is so sad
When the pre-End player is geographically locked out of any Strongholds
"We deserve so much more" is such a funny point because most of those videos hate when they add cool new stuff
I don’t really understand the Minecraft community. In what game community do people long for the days when your game had less stuff to do, less creative expression, worst stability and worlds that were boring and uniform with 3 biomes.
Seriously, you barely see anyone longing for the days of Terraria 1.0 (as Re-Logic puts it, the “Undeluxe” edition).
It’s not like it’s a completely different game now, if you want to play minecraft like it’s beta or alpha, you can still mostly do it.
I cannot comprehend how people think the game was better when the oceans were barren gravel wastelands, you couldn't swim, boats would implode and kill you instantly if you slightly brushed up against a lilypad and the nether was an empty boring ugly waste where the blocks looked like canned dog food. And the wood types. Can't imagine going back to before acacia and dark oak were a thing.
Also I don't really get why people miss the old combat so much. It was literally just spam clicking with zero thoughts. There was straight up no mechanics.
Oh boy let me tell ya, it's more common than you'd think. People dislike change, and if they feel they enjoy a thing less they will blame all the changes that happened since they were a kid that enjoyed that thing.
@JackdotC I really hope I don't come off as hurtful to anyone when I say this but I wonder how much of this with Minecraft is due to how appealing the game is to people on the autism spectrum. People are creatures of habit but autistic people are especially so.
@@IceFireofVoid
There is a reason why it’s called a spectrum. Autistic people don’t share the exact same behaviour.
I for one was diagnosed in 2022 as autistic, I’ve been playing Minecraft since 2011, I like the changes made to the game.
@flowerthencrranger3854 Yeah it has a lot of variance. My fiance's manifests in sensory issues mainly and preferring to eat with forks that have specific handles. I've just also got a lot of people in my friend group who are really uncomfortable with change and having routines disturbed. And I know that aspect of it can be worse in younger people and Minecraft is aimed at kids.
"They add copper but not add copper tools and copper armor" Even if they did, it would be weaker than iron (since it's way more common) and start complaining about it being super useless.
Exactly, visually and like for some story stuff or decorations itd be cool but other than that idk
Mentioning jetstarfish woah
I like he idea of copper being for powered rails instead of gold but if you add his "super powered rails" COPPER IS JUST OBSOLETE *AGAIN*
I'd be fine with that sort of Copper stuff. If they want to make Copper abundant, it only makes sense then to add things that include them in their requirements.
Copper equipment doesn't have to be tough as iron, to me it just needs to be a good intermediary till I'm ready for iron as a whole.
I just don't build with those blocks. I only ever use the Spyglass and Lightning Rod.
@@SlendHQissue is copper is about as rare as iron, iron is pretty easy to get so its not really needed
@@daktotathecolossus7404
The iron hasn't been generating that much in my world seeds, and I think it's because some of it's being surpassed with Copper and Andesite + similar.
The most luck I've had is with caves that take me to Deepslate, since that usually has everything. Otherwise, I barely find much.
what do you mean the game does not force me to use every single one of its features and does not force me to have fun
reminds me of dmc game journalists lmao
Literally that one ultrakill review
not over the mustard
I actually got into an argument with someone on one of those vids. They kept talking about how the elytra makes in-game transportation too easy and trivial. I told him that they could just not pick up the elytra, and that nobody was making them use it. But nope, they wanted it completely removed from the game, even though they could just not pick it up. Like, how is it the game's problem if they can't control themselves from wanting to pick up an item that makes movement easier and faster?
Correct title: "JetStarfish videos" be like
Some of these people just want 3D Terraria
I wouldn't be surprised if next year's april fools snapshot mocks these types of videos
honestly that would be amazing
@@e1ow yeah
I wanna see the snapshot just be Terraria lol
I mean this year's it sorta did and they were like "hey look, the Mojang team finally worked and it was for a Joke Update!"
@@miimiiandcoOFFICIAL 3D TERRARIA? FUCK YEA!
no no you forgot the goal of making ugly farms that produce 9.9999...*10^64 items per second
no fr, never understood why people kept saying automation was a goal?
@@Lovix13industrial society and it's concecuences
I think the farm itself and the drive for how far you can push the game is super interesting and is a really impressive creative task. What I don't get though is people who just go on Google and copy/paste someone else's design and then complain building the farm is boring and then get bored because they have everything. Like???
@@IceFireofVoid Fr like unless its a challenge video on a time limit take inspiration from farms and try to see what you can do it with it and you'll actually have fun
@agatha6999 I've only had very few auto farms I built myself but each of them I just looked up game mechanics and then came up with the design entirely by myself. Is it the most efficient and best design? No, but it's mine. I made it. And that makes it so much more satisfying when it actually works at all.
6:30
took me a sec to realize pickaxes don’t work like that 😭
Complaining that there isn't much progression in minecraft is like complaining that in COD you can only shoot people but can't do anything else
I love how the gameplay almost always contradicts what you're saying
Thank you, just trying to show how easily their arguements can be proven wrong with literally just some gameplay
As someone who got bored of Minecraft, I can confirm that I don't have any friends.
Most of my irl friends just aren't gamers, and I had a hard time enjoying the game until my sister also got an account. The single player experience can be really lonely and melancholic if you didn't grow up with the game
Shit I get bored of Minecraft even with friends
Minecraft only gets boring to me after progressing far in a survival world. There's only so many houses/bases and buildings you can create until it becomes stale and repetitive.
@@venomdude-gc8swmods
I _despise_ how "btw here's a mod that *enhances* the game; it's only gonna be available for tier-3 Patrons" has been the most consistent part of those kinds of video. It's like one long, painful slog of an ad.
dude i recently made a new world just to test the minecart and accidentally went into a hour long idea chain of just making new things, how people can get bored of minecraft is genuinely beyond me.
“Minecraft is boring” mfs when they discover Curseforge:
Predicted the video since I made this comment before watching it lol
"Minecraft is boring" mfers when GregTech
modded minecraft is awesome, also use Modrinth instead of Curseforge, its better
Me in 2016 XD
I actually like that minecraft doesnt change the whole game in one update because then it wouldnt look like minecraft in a couple of years
Thats what Im saying, plus getting more blocks and stuff for building is nice and helpful on its own
Then how come people keep complaining after every update that it isn’t “Minecraft-y” enough, while constantly taking about “the good ol’ days”.
And I love how it focuses on one main subject and theme, to keep it organized and appealing to a main group of players, then they have a few separate additions for the other types of players.
@@TitanusOptronixthey're morons blinded by nostalgia
@@TitanusOptronix Simply put, blinded by nostalgia
The herobrine footage at 3:46 literally made me choke
Thank you for this. Everyone that makes those “minecraft bad” videos are almost always speedrunners and pvpers who dont try playing a different way.
I doubted you, but the frogs changed my mind. For now you may rest easy. For now.
So true
Nah, I need some axolotls before downloading, no axolotls = bad mod >:(
You forgot to mention how beta is totally superior to modern versions
Something, something, simpler, atmospheric, you feel alone in a vast world, misusage of the word liminal, so on and so forth.
@@nicholasbuffone175 I prefer a game with more features for obvious reasons
@@nicholasbuffone175There's nothing inherently wrong with preferring simpler gameplay and mechanics. Just because modern Minecraft has more features and things to do doesn't inherently mean that all those things are fun.
@@ItsB3enLikeThis What's wrong, however, is saying that what they prefer is inherently better, you know basically what the "Minecraft is boring now" crowd implies with their rethoric...
They are...
Minecraft is not a Survival game, its Sandbox game and also Minecraft is still fun
Agreed
I agree that people have the idea of minecraft backwards.
People often forget that minecraft is a sandbox game with a survival mode, not the other way around.
this reminds me of the time i saw a video about something saying that BIOMES ruined Minecraft
I dont understand people sometimes lol
@@e1ow The whole r/Minecraft be like
Mojang employees are turning the frogs useless!!!!1!!!!1!1!!1
People on the original Minecraft 4Chan apparently complained that colored wool was a pointless addition.
You forgot the part of the conclusion where they say "the solution is to add every godamn mob vote mob, add everything the players want, and MORE! I mean, it's not like the mom any developers have lives other than minecraft. They should just code every single second! The game won't be bloated at all!"
Mods* srry for being the Grammer police
YEAHHH but the mob vote is so stupid :/
@@oashky could definitely be better yeah
MODDERS ADD ALL THE MOBS (foramuchsmalleraudiencenothavingtoworryaboutparityorconsistency) SO WHY CANT THE OFFICIAL MINECRAFT DEVELOPERS????/?
@@_kaleido Parity? Between what? Java and Bedrock are two almost completely separate games.
Also, Mojang is a billion dollar company, they 100% could, they're just lazy.
“With no capabilities of modding”
“[something I don’t remember but he asked to make a mod]”
“Minecraft is boring”
*continues to play every new update*
The moment they call Mojang Lazy, I just stop listening to them all together
Mojang can only do so much and I think they’re trying to push a narrative that Minecraft should be RPG whether they realize it or not, which literally takes away its sandbox identity and with it, the freedoms it offers to the player.
Idk where people even get that notion in the first place, that and that it should be more combat focused. Nothing about what Minecraft has ever been was an RPG or combat focused and it has never marketed itself as such. A key part of RPGs is different builds and classes. Minecraft doesn't have that. It only has one very simple gear set progression. It never had anything else. And the combat has always been extremely basic, with bosses rewarding you with things like the beacon and shulker boxes and sponges that make building easier. The mobs aren't shown off as scary enemies to fight. They are marketed as cute mascots.
Even the slogan of the game is "build, create"
Genuinely where did people get this idea it was going to be some combat focused RPG with linear progression? It's like a person watching trailers for a romcom, going to the movies and seeing the posters that call it a romcom after watching reviwers call it a romcom and then leave the theater complaining that there wasn't enough action scenes and so the movie sucked.
Adapt with you audience or fade into obscurity.
They definitely are kinda lazy tho
@PlaceHolder16 The game hit full release 13 years ago and they have consistently been releasing major updates entirely for free. It's the most played game in the world and it makes most of its money through merchandising. They don't have to add anything to the game at all but they do it anyway. I genuinely don't get people who call them lazy when we live in an environment of 60$+ games that drop unfinished with paid battlepasses and microtransactions and then you gotta wait for the 20$ DLC and then they never add anything else to the game ever again. Mojang has honestly been super good to its playerbase comparatively and I think this idea that they are "lazy" or "greedy" stems from how much of the community literally do not play any other game outside of Minecraft. And if they do, they are on Roblox. Where most of the content is made by users who are usually underage and then the monetization is extremely unfairly skewed in favor of Roblox itself instead of the creators.
You forgot to say “maybe we just all got old actually…”
and then gloss over it completely
@@madelynscorner yea of course!
So true. They basically slander the game and then just say, "y'know, maybe im just old..." as if that wasnt always the answer.
you forgot the part when someone who hates new updates because they introduce too much stuff, hates new updates because they introduce almost no new stuff
the thing is they got so used to speedrun the game and beat the dragon that they forget the game doesn't even want you to beat the ender dragon and it just gives you tons of stuff to do, but they don't care bcause they do nothing but traditional speedruns related to 0.01% of the game's features
But tbh the Ender Dragon part of the game it's still important the problem is that it hasn't been updated in years and as such it doesn't involve many new features when it should too
I don’t want to say that speedruns ruined Minecraft because they definitely have not… but they’ve definitely tainted people’s perception of the game away from what makes it fun.
"Minecraft sucks, pay me money [Breach of Licence Agreement] to add barely anything. I had to pay them an absurd amount of money, something I had no say in one way or the other, so really you *owe* me for doing it."
Insert obvious JSF joke here
i but i can make that jetstarfish "mod" myself with my basic knowledge of java and some youtube tutorials.
UNCURSED FURNACE 🗣🗣
ok but this is unironically one of the best videos that mocks all those "minecraft is dying" videos
how copper bulbs ruined minecraft and now nobODY WILL EVER BUY MINECRAFT EVER AGAIN AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IRL (Part 1 of 4: A Comprehensive History of Minecraft)
there was one mistake in this video, he made a mod, and not a modpack, literally unplayable "solution"
I watched one of these because I was up too late, and the whole time I was like: "But what about building?", "This would be terrible for SMPs", "But what about building?" "This isn't a combat focused game", and "But what about building?"
This is literally JetStarFish.
Yep, thats the main one I was making fun of for sure
@@e1ow in his last video about "fixing" exploration, he said that there is literally no reason to leave spawn and that he always stays in the same biome. as if the different biomes dont offer diverse sceneries, views, building materials, or even just cool places for a base. but all he cares about is how many f***ing coal there is in different biomes or some other bullshit. clearly missing the point of HAVING DIFFERENT BIOMES!
@@Qoboiboi”I have all my stuff in one place, and that’s a problem!”
Jet, that is literally called *having a home*
0:14 My man already chopping down his first tree. It was oak wood, so nothing special.
Oh my god not again
@@viper_exe_ you need to. Or else you won't have enough wood for the fletcher. Did you know they have a trade that gives you an emerald for 32 sticks ?
get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
Minecraft has been out for 11 years. It’s about time someone’s tried to beat the game while under the influence of dementia
These people tend to forget the game isn't a gosh darn soulslike, It's about exploration and creating. 😂
0:45 had to pause to read all those enchants, 10/10 worth it 😂👌🏻
I spent way too much time on random small shit like that in this video lmao
Truly unbreakable