The Daily Show - Shakes on a Plain & Secret Agent Can
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- Опубліковано 20 вер 2024
- Oklahoma suffers a bizarre surge in earthquakes following the introduction of fracking, and the NSA gets an unlikely new mascot.
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"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?" This was genius.
Agreed.
I always thought that was a common saying
A version of this was used in The West Wing before this..
Other than that Mrs. Kennedy, how did you enjoy your stay in Dallas?
Other than that Mrs.Trump how did the divorce go for you?
“And then you’re gunna ANALYZE it” makes me roll every time I hear it 😂
That seismologist has an amazing deadpan.
{ONLY-&-only to the OP and "upvoters": }That's why he was invited on a right news-outlet!
So true
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
LOL
That was the most brilliant analogy I've ever heard! Lol
That's funny.
He didn’t invent that, but still a good line
6:00 the way he says “you’re going to dig through all the rash at your school...and then you’re going to analyze it” is really funny
As a person who was born and raised in Oklahoma, the depiction of this state is horrifyingly accurate. Gov Fallin is the bane of Oklahoma's existence
Scuse my ignorance as a non-American, but you *did* vote for your own Governor, right?
@@DerekHohls Yes, that's totally how an election works - a candidate only wins if every voter votes for them and them alone.
As a Texan, I feel your pain.
Earthquakes and poisoned water. A small price to pay for corporate gain that'll be stashed offshore so it can't be taxed. #America
Not much of a plan to be honest, anyone with a decent I.Q level knows this.
Michael Bond
lol
Michael Bond eh, most of the politicians know, they just love the lobbying from those corporations
J
But it's "good for the economy"! They'll sell so much more bottled water if the tap water is poisonous, and then they can poison all the other ground water until there's a huge water crisis and rake in even more money! Until every single man in a suit across the country is brutally killed in unprecedented water riots and the whole place descends into post-apocalyptic chaos, but eh, what can you do. And why should we create additional jobs disposing of waste in safer, more sustainable ways when we can just create earthquakes under our own homes?^^ ...Sure, politicians love saying "Jobs, jobs, jobs!" but that's just a metaphor for "Screw you all, expendable suckers". A subtle, slightly disingenuous metaphor.
"How do you know what I'm asking myself? You really do work for the NSA" 😂😂😂
"Dear god, Spongebob, What did they do to you?"
After, that sentence, I laughed so hard, I almost pissed myself XD
I'm a geologist in Canada for an oil company, seriously USA needs to update there regulations for drilling and fracing and disposal, USA seriously has like no regulations compared to canada
But we cant have regulations to protect the people and the planet...where would we make our money??? Besides, Jesus will protect us. Didnt anyone tell you? (read with intense amounts of Sarcasm)
almika360 Just by the way you wrote your comment, I can tell that you are not a geologist or anything remotely close to an "...ologist".
However, I agree with you.
because of the way I write a comment on youtube makes you doubt who I say I am? Sorry didn't know I was writing a paper to be peer reviewed and forward my career, therefore I never re read my comment to check proper punctuation and all that neat and wonderful stuff..... Also this makes me laugh because you can believe whatever you want but I know I make butt loads more cash then you and can write my comments on youtube anyway I Please :D
almika360 Thanks for that.
+almika360 May I draw your attention to the Mount Polley mine incident?
Dunk looks so horrifying, he's definitely crossed the Uncanny Valley
Scarabic Jones "crossed"
4:38 One of my favorite reactions of his entire tenure on the show
Dear God Spongebob what have they done to you?
The ending is f***ing hilarious😂🤣😂🤣
Goddamnit they took John Oliver to heart and now every agency has a mascot.
“For dessert they get to use math! Dunk, you’re my best friend!” 😂
laughed at the "8% Pastrami, 2% shame".
Can the homeowners affected by the earthquakes caused by the fracking practices of the oil companies sue said oil companies?
Whisper Mason yes, ironically the state can't afford to sue a company with a higher GDC than itself despite depending on the state for gas.
eder corrales This is about to become Government policy in UK. I call it "Raping the planet for profit". UK government calls it "An opportunity to secure energy independence" . This is politico-speak for "I'll let my pals make loads more money, and fuck the cost to the people and the environment".
eder corrales Our Supreme Court JUST ruled that people affected by fracking caused earthquakes can indeed sue energy companies. It also ruled that the 10 commandments statue outside the state capital had to be taken down. It's been a good week for Democrats in Oklahoma
eder corrales Nope, the government has laws preventing small people from annoying important companies.
We can now! Of course, we dont stand a chance against their big time lawyers and the way they have bought off juat about every politician in the state, but at least we have the right to! Lol this state is a joke.
Legit cried at the dig through trash thing.
I know, watching that was the hardest I’ve laughed in long time
"if it works, let's keep doing it until it doesn't."
- Humanity.
And if it doesn’t work… just keep doing it. Even when someone says they know a better way.
I loved living in Oklahoma (except for the allergens and the tornadoes and the non-tornado storms and the heat and that asshole who lived on my street), but I am so fucking glad I moved out.
You escaped, congratulations. I'm still trapped in this hell
Feel free to move to my state, unless bugs don't bother you, then you could go east and buy enough land to declare yourself a sovereign nation of _ square acres and still have enough to buy a mazarati.
You're S.O.L. on the a@@hole problem though, if there isn't one there already they will come, like computer viruses.
literally one of the funniest jon Stewart moments
This is the funniest skit I've ever seen him do
Jon Stewart is very funny. Watch the rest of his work. Funnier than this by a mile.
/watch?v=HSlriHaSIWA
Olivia Faas look up the Glen beck parody.
That was one of the more funny Daily Show segments I've seen in a while.
I really miss Jon Stewart! Trevor is ok... but he is no Stewart!
I agree but also remember a granny smith apple will never be a macintosh apple no matter what it does
yes, because kids wanna listen to adults tell them to dig through trash, analyze it and do math? WTF!! what is WRONG with you NSA??!!!!!
Maybe they just have a good sense of humor
That sounds barbaric to me, Mr @@seanmatthewking.
Southerners accepting scientific facts?!?!?!?
IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
cgsoldier4196 Yeah, well they still do what science tells them not to, so they are still keeping with their image
Liberals think a man can become a woman by removing penis and adding breasts. Yay science!
@@mattipps Bud, you know you're responding to a 3-year old post, right?
@ggfhj gfdg idiot.
Oklahoma may suck but that's only because we're so close to Kansas
Thank you for exposing the idiocy of this god-awful state. A few of us who live here realize how stupid these people are, but we are by far in the minority. And for those who say I should just move, I wish it were that easy. I'd be out of this hell hole in a heartbeat.
His face at 4:34...priceless
Max Canon Dear God, Spongebob. What have they done to you?
4:00
That was some idiocracy type shit for real.
"You're gonna dig through all the trash in your school... and then you're gonna analyze it!"
I broke down laughing for like 10 minutes
“Hey kids! Does any of that trash have phone numbers or computer passwords on it?”
I live in MD, so I know people who work for the NSA. I should ask them if they can be less creepy.
Get your life-insurance policies prepared for encashment - first!
Your kith-&-kin might've fight a very hard fight.
And none of the lobbyists across the US East Coast: Certainly not the ADL®, shall support them in their battle against the neocon-neoliberal order-of-things
I RECALL BEING A STUDENT IN SCHOOL WHEN THEY MADE US GO THRU THE TRASH. finally years later, an explanation.
7:58 The greatest line ever!
Dunk was Klepper‘s voice, right?
Damm this guy is actually very funny 😹😹😹
Oh man, I'm laughing out loud. That voice mockery of the nsa blue man trash can
This is the best segment Stewart has ever done.
This is proof that the jaily show still got it. Amazing writing. And the "the Jew is in the bagel" part was fuckin funny!!!!
we have the same propblem in iceland, but we are drilling for Hot water. to heat our home and Steam to power turbians for electricity. and we pump leftover water back in the ground 500 liters per sek, half a mile down and a small town got like 1500 earthquakes in 1 month the highest 3.5 on richter
Horrible news, hilarious delivery.
that whole thing was hilarious
I was stationed on an artillery base in OK, and now I am wondering if the ground that was shaking was really from fracking/refilling etc, and not the massive artillery barrages. We in the barracks thought some of it was from the guy that loved burritos....
Funny you say that. Scientific American had an article on geologists investigating strange tremors that were recorded on seismometers across the entire state, and eventually found it was McAlester Army Ammunition Plant detonating their expired ammunition.
80% water, 10% oxygen, 8% pastrami, 2% shame, haha
I want one of those hats
Jon come back, we NEED u
Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? One of the greatest lines in night shows..lol
'Not publicly' 😂😂
3:53 To answer Jon's question of "why?" It's functionally attributed to the comment "Oklahoma has accepted scientific evidence."
If a state is actively admitting that "Big Oil" or anyone of the sort is to blame for something, that's a MASSIVE red flag. It likely means they have no intention of changing things, and have measures in place TO prevent those changes.
Dunk, you are my best friend!
*LOOK HERE, DUNK!* ..... *_pause_*
Two quakes a day makes the house of cards go away.
The report says that the quakes were caused by waste water disposal, not the fracking itself. But throughout the segment the two are treated as equal. The legislation discussed only stops individual cities from banning fracking. It doesn't prevent fracking legislation altogether. What is needed here is regulation, not outright banning. There is nothing inherently wrong with fracking. We need to ensure it's done responsibly. Banning it is ignoring a good cheap source of energy for no reason.
Brad Pritikin Do you work for a criminal corporation?
Panzer Blitz ha, I apologize. I was having a conversation in another thread about intellectual property and assumed this was a post in the same thread, sorry about that. I didnt realize this was a separate topic. Could you please clarify your question though? I am not sure what you mean.
New Yorkers apparently don't realize they live 125-150 miles from PAs NE natural gas fields which have had 2500 horizontal wells safely frac'ed since this video was posted and supplies a plurality of their electricity. The difference is that PA doesn't have the same wastewater injection rates. The answer to why is a mix of reservoir fluids and regulation that's too much to explain in a comment or 8-minute segment. But Jon Stewart is generalizing, oversimplifying, and ultimately confusing people.
Jon Stewart rocks!!!
This is what news commenting should be instead of smearing.
Jon Stewart is the GOAT
The first step in a program to get more info. 1. This "thing" 2. Focus attention on how much paper is being "wasted" by not doing things all electronically 3. Kids start programs to get schools to quit wasting paper with semi-annual audits to see how they "improve" 3.5. Kids are taught at a young age to not write ANYTHING on paper so it is all accessible by NSA - 2 birds, one stone
That mascot thing looks like a spore creation gone wrong.
The world without "President" Trump seems like a different century. Jokes about planet earth? NSA? I almost forgot what these shows used to do.
I didn’t realize John Stewart was 8% pastrami. Thanks, Dunk! :)
Dunk, you're my best friend.
God I love the Daily Show
I know this is late, but my high school did a waste audit. My club actually pushed it.
Looks like a colonoscopy taking place underground with that long hose of a tube, u know?
This program has shown many positive results in Canada. The National did an informative report
NSA's programme?
Fracking?
Or..?
its like a smurf made love to spongebob and then captain planets soul came down and in bedded itself into the resulting spawn.
I feel bad for Earth. #BrainMelty
Catching up.. I have a friend in Oklahoma, and the earthquakes are freaky.
Good segment overall, but they transitioned to the NSA video too quickly. They were talking about fracking in Oklahoma but went to the NSA after not completing what was a decent analysis and criticism. I feel like there was so much more potential that they could have taken advantage of and try to convey a more powerful, well-defined message. Unfortunately they didn't really seem to get a message across. They could have proposed that the NSA was making this "educational video" to distract from what they really do, and that this was a complete waste of money. Although judging by that animation they didn't spend too much. Oh well. Even The Daily Show wasn't perfect.
... "decent analysis & criticism"? "more powerful, well-defined message"? Have you, perchance, forgotten which channel this is being brodcast on? This isn't PBS. It's not even Discovery the Hitler Channel. It's _Comedy Central_. You're describing a job that +is not Jon's+.
Jon packed plenty of criticism into the fracking sgment, plus he even had some analysis; his message was clear, satirical, and sarcastic. What more do you want, pony cookies maybe?
--Dave, kids these days, always on about not enough economic analysis on Saturday morning cartoons, I tell you
I miss the glory days of the daily show :[
My birthday is on Earth Day lmao. This is like a birthday shout out.
K
Happy birthday?
Bruce Guy man yes. Thank you ☺️
Bruce Guy man I just realized I made this comment for years ago :) thank you for reminding me that Jon Stewart indirectly gave me a bday shoutout lmao
Star Winchester haha yeah I saw it was earth day today and idk just thought of this skit. Went down the comments. And I was like what are the chances after 4 years they might say thanks or something lol. But hope you’re having as much fun as you can during these times for your birthday. I do miss Jon though. Especially the last few years.
The poor guy in the video. He looked like he was reading a ransom note.
There's a frame of something right before 4:52, any Idea what it is?
Except for the earthquakes and contamination of water lol
“Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play.”
I'm pretty sure thats Colbert doing the "Dunk" voice.
Oh my fucking God, the Secret Agent Dunk sketch, Christ, I'm dying. I'm fucking dying. Gut gonna but wide open. Goodbye world. Too funny! It's like the sketch is laced with Joker venom.
I was cooking while watching this and in the middle of pulling the knife from my drawer I looked over and saw trashcan man and got ready to stab my computer
Pretty sure that was Jordan K. as Spongebob from hell.
Southern Logic.
>We accepted that fracking is causing the problem
>BUT WERE GONNA DO IT ANYWAY CAUSE SCREW THE ENVIRONMENT!
Dunk is just Spongebob after his trip to a CIA black site in Poland.
Is... is that talking Recycling Bin Peter Sagel?!? Whaaaaaa???
It should be noted that fracking has in fact, by replacing coal use with natural gas use, done considerable good in reducing greenhouse gas emissions and air pollution.
The earthquakes and stuff are a pretty big problem though.
Well for NSA dispose trash in a properly is to avoid their secret data getting collected by some random personxD
I took you for granted Mr Stewart
"Spongebob" XD
Earth Day is always been my favorite holiday.
I am just as confused as you John. Its all about money and that is all america is about. Its not about the right, its about the dollar.
Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all
Remember those days when you watched news and satire about stuff thats going on in your countrsy that is not ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE AND THE LOOMING DOOM? Never thought I was looking back on shows about fracking...
And for some it's got a silver lining. Those they disagree with will burn as they watch, then they get carried away to a garden, leaving the planet they raped behind. It kinda removes any incentive to be good stewards of the environment. Because it's disposable. Some literally want to "bring the end".
The writing on this show was a league above what it is now.
6:42 I'M HOLDING THE PHONE, WHEN CAN I LET GO OF IT?!!!!
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Number of accents 2.5 LMAOOO
LOOK HERE *DUNK*
Sincerely: JON STEWART FOR PRESIDENT
PLEASE.
There a whole lot of shaking going on down here but hey money and oil are king here.
Oklahoma is still scary. we had a 5.6 earthquake the other day. FRACKING. I still can't believe that it's so fueled by greed that it's risking the safety of us all to continue to line their pockets. If I could work somewhere and afford college and a place to stay I might move somewhere. Any reccomendations? I need to get out before I die.
Haylie McDowell Canada is nice but you should hurry up before the massive emigration wave when Trump/Hillary become president.
Enderpro Cs01 when we have enough money we might.
Dunk sounds like Jordan Klepper...
What have done to Spongebob thats hilarious
Shakes on a plain... I miss John's writers.
Infinitely better. Just infinitely better than T.N. and all of today's talk show hosts. Even Colbert has lost his ONCE AMAZING touch. But Jon Stewart in 2015, damn, I wish he never gave up that seat!
This reminds me of the movie The Two Jakes, which wasn't a great movie but it had decent parts and the earthquakes tied to the drilling...
Comedic genius!