SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine

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  • SCP 294 is a Euclid Class anomaly also known as The Coffee Machine.
    Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard.
    Ninety-seven initial test runs were performed with SCP294 (including requests for water, coffee, beer, and soda, non-consumable liquids such as sulfuric acid, wiper fluid, and motor oil, as well as substances that do not usually exist in liquid state, such as nitrogen, iron and glass) and each one returned a success.
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  • @Ishtarru
    @Ishtarru 2 роки тому +4114

    One guy typed in "the perfect drink." He was later found dead with a suicide note explaining how the drink was so perfect that everything else became a huge letdown.

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 2 роки тому +794

    I feel like the special addendum to it being Euclid is like "If you're a moron this is Euclid."

    • @cameronballz6154
      @cameronballz6154 2 роки тому +77

      If you have a brain it's Safe

    • @daryncollins7640
      @daryncollins7640 2 роки тому +32

      you never know when somoene makes a spelling error

    • @nuttynutsnutstache
      @nuttynutsnutstache 2 роки тому +14

      @@daryncollins7640
      That'll probably be an out of range result

    • @dr.jacksprite4578
      @dr.jacksprite4578 Рік тому +37

      "If you have average intelligence, its Safe. If you are dumb, its Euclid. If you are an absolute idiot, its Keter."

    • @lilycreeper5246
      @lilycreeper5246 Рік тому +2

      @@daryncollins7640 yeah, but that would up the danger, not the difficult of containment

  • @dragmire3D
    @dragmire3D Рік тому +94

    It's kinda funny, if it teleports the liquids from the closest source, the coffee requests are probably taken from another coffee machine in that building. Possibly even the same room.

    • @thomasguay4157
      @thomasguay4157 Місяць тому +5

      "where the fuck did my espresso go?"

  • @afinegamingexperience5739
    @afinegamingexperience5739 2 роки тому +166

    Considering the "hot cup of Joe" angle, I'm surprised the machine hasn't been tested for remote assassinations.

    • @yc7850
      @yc7850 2 роки тому +34

      My last name is Chai, I dread to think what would happen if I worked at the foundation and ordered a cup of chai.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Рік тому +2

      @@yc7850 oh no

    • @paigecrouch3106
      @paigecrouch3106 Рік тому +9

      Just be specific that you want tea and not your own insides

    • @everykelmemeiscanon3437
      @everykelmemeiscanon3437 Рік тому +3

      It's the orange joe-
      Bruh ofc anyone who drinks that is dead💀

    • @libotogames96
      @libotogames96 Рік тому +2

      @@everykelmemeiscanon3437 another Omori fan here, i see

  • @THATGuy5654
    @THATGuy5654 2 роки тому +1551

    See, this seems like the kind of thing the foundation would neglect to test:
    It might be sentient. Has anyone tried typing in "thank you" after getting their drink?
    Just seems polite, even if nothing happens.

    • @harbringerboredom2353
      @harbringerboredom2353 2 роки тому +252

      *cup of thankfulness coming right up*

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 Рік тому +116

      where is the ethics committee

    • @mariothane8754
      @mariothane8754 Рік тому +95

      @@phoenixair11 That’s a great joke. Ethics committee. Ha!

    • @rantingsfromateenagerspers499
      @rantingsfromateenagerspers499 Рік тому +76

      @@phoenixair11 the ethics committee should have its own ethics committee 💀 did y’all just forget about the puppy killing machine that has like 50+ tests on it

    • @evagineer9165
      @evagineer9165 Рік тому +18

      @@rantingsfromateenagerspers499 and the time Jeffery Epstien was revived from the Grave.

  • @Nameless-ln5mr
    @Nameless-ln5mr 2 роки тому +521

    I wonder what would happen if I asked for, “a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim”? Would it come out as a liquid? Or, would the machine display the message “We serve drinks here sir,”?

  • @frankydman
    @frankydman 2 роки тому +534

    They forgot a particularly notable test:
    Someone requested “the perfect drink” and got an odorless lavender liquid. Upon ingesting the individual went into shock, then later committed suicide.
    A note read “I’m sorry, but at this point everything is just one big letdown”

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 Рік тому +19

      And a 682 killer

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +10

      Idk I feel like a perfect drink wouldn’t make one unalive themselves. It’s just a story but if it was real I’d imagine it would be JUST good enough to not be fatally good

    • @frankydman
      @frankydman Рік тому +8

      @@DeathnoteBB Perhaps; but that was a direct quote from the wiki, so whoever wrote it was probably going for "dark humor" if I had to guess

    • @yonderpout5426
      @yonderpout5426 Рік тому +2

      Lean maie

    • @evandurham8908
      @evandurham8908 Рік тому +12

      When you've found the ultimate pleasure, what's left?

  • @lordgong4980
    @lordgong4980 Рік тому +280

    A vending Machine that spits out any liquid, an infinite Pizza box, and a infinite source of honey.
    The SCP Foundation almost has enough to open a restaurant

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому +15

      They have an infinite honey source?
      Well if they ever contain an anomalous yellow bear found in a hundred acres of woods, they’ll be easily able to feed him.

    • @hinotoritheobliterator6556
      @hinotoritheobliterator6556 Рік тому +17

      And I think they have an infinite pasta pot and bag of potatoes, too

    • @canadiangamer4762
      @canadiangamer4762 Рік тому +8

      @@hinotoritheobliterator6556 there is also the tree that makes infinite spaghetti

    • @blackeyefly
      @blackeyefly Рік тому +13

      They technically have infinite cakes, but providing some to patrons would definitely end up causing an XK class scenario.

    • @handsomesponge9952
      @handsomesponge9952 Рік тому +1

      Ikr

  • @pivotman64
    @pivotman64 2 роки тому +1839

    Given that SCP-294 is apparently intelligent; what would happen if you requested "An hour long interview with SCP-294?" It seems to have no trouble producing other abstract concepts in liquid form.

    • @ComputerGoblin02
      @ComputerGoblin02 2 роки тому +170

      I was about to ask "wait which one is SCP 294 again?" then I was like "wait... Oh shit I'm stupid"

    • @uBytee
      @uBytee 2 роки тому +52

      you couldnt put that in liquid form like when it says u cant do diamonds so it would just be error

    • @uBytee
      @uBytee 2 роки тому +40

      and also it steals things from the nearest source and that doesnt exist and its out of range

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 2 роки тому +59

      @@uBytee so you can get music as an liquid? Thats weird

    • @uBytee
      @uBytee 2 роки тому +15

      @@kratos_benjamin it was alcohol

  • @ThrillSeeker3524
    @ThrillSeeker3524 2 роки тому +1437

    I still find it funny that this anomaly gives the best hope of terminating SCP-682 over any other

    • @darkmqtter
      @darkmqtter 2 роки тому +103

      Even the knife that makes anything it stabs fade from reality

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 роки тому +100

      Yeah. The basic theory of the serum is fine; the only challenge would be getting enough of it to finally do Gecko Boi in.

    • @lykoswolf2976
      @lykoswolf2976 2 роки тому +73

      Let's go with the proof SCP-682 can actually die with "Ô Death"

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 2 роки тому +38

      @@thelivingglitch1371 I mean, they've been stockpiling it for a while

    • @lockjaw7437
      @lockjaw7437 2 роки тому +24

      @@thelivingglitch1371 the real question is how much would it cost to destroy the hard to kill reptile

  • @anonymousnoone7035
    @anonymousnoone7035 2 роки тому +222

    SCP Scientist: Time to study this machine. It'll take countless tests, dedication, imagination, keen minds, and a lot of time, but one day we will understand this machine completely!
    Me: *Types in: Liquid knowledge of how SCP-294 works*
    SCP Scientist: Or you could do that...

    • @jeronimomartinezcalsina7690
      @jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 2 роки тому +18

      Then what if someone typed "knowledge of how to kill scp 682"

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 2 роки тому +4

      @@jeronimomartinezcalsina7690 Might work.

    • @yoshikagekira1863
      @yoshikagekira1863 2 роки тому +4

      What if someone typed in "health" and could heal anything

    • @anonymousnoone7035
      @anonymousnoone7035 2 роки тому +4

      @@yoshikagekira1863 Like SCP-500, but better? I mean, hey. Could work if someone makes it canon!

    • @dathmir4900
      @dathmir4900 2 роки тому +6

      That has to be the best idea ever known to man, although it would probably be out of range.

  • @RYUZAKILL117
    @RYUZAKILL117 2 роки тому +58

    This SCP could finally helps us understand the Plague Doctor. Just type “a cup of Pestilence” and then analyze it so we can finally know what we’re dealing with.

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 роки тому +5

      Error

    • @KylenKiomaka
      @KylenKiomaka 2 роки тому +11

      Either that, or you kick off the SCP-500 0 story.

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 роки тому +1

      @@KylenKiomaka ?

    • @KylenKiomaka
      @KylenKiomaka 2 роки тому +15

      SCP-5000 is the suit that makes you nearly undetectable, and it came from an alternate reality where the Foundation decided to exterminate humanity. It wasn't clear why they decided that, but it would be funny if it was because of the coffee machine.

    • @sonichegehodge5778
      @sonichegehodge5778 Рік тому

      it might give you an actual cup of pestilence (like the black death) instead of whatever imaginary concept the plague doctor uses to justify himself

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune 2 роки тому +411

    Ok but the agent named Joe that asked for "a hot cup of Joe" had that coming. That was just asking for it

    • @cobrahunter295
      @cobrahunter295 2 роки тому +18

      Agreed lol I feel like he definitely knew that would happen

    • @Top2BottomGaming
      @Top2BottomGaming 2 роки тому +31

      His name was actually Joseph. Joe was his nickname. But it can look in your mind, so it did, saw him many times being called Joe, and as such, gave him a cup of himself

    • @Nombrenooriginal
      @Nombrenooriginal 2 роки тому +18

      Cup of Joemama

    • @datcap6289
      @datcap6289 Рік тому +17

      @@Nombrenooriginal *machine spews out fat*

    • @ScpFanIsHere
      @ScpFanIsHere Рік тому

      it took a cup of him

  • @therealnradog186
    @therealnradog186 2 роки тому +445

    Dr. Bright: "Hey can you get me a cup of explodium from SCP-294?"
    Staff member: "Sure."
    *Staff member blows up later*
    No wonder there's a rule against Bright like that.....

    • @Henry-mk9dn
      @Henry-mk9dn 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t forget about using it to create orgasms of any kind, memetic, sentient or otherwise.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 2 роки тому +23

      It wasn't my fault. He's the one who ordered it.

    • @GetRidOfHandles
      @GetRidOfHandles 2 роки тому +4

      That’s not even a real thing

    • @magiciansmagicmayhem5813
      @magiciansmagicmayhem5813 2 роки тому +6

      @@dr.bright6272 why don’t you order a cup of Bright-B-Gone?

    • @helmetnachos15
      @helmetnachos15 2 роки тому +4

      Cup of joe mama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hexshadowman
    @hexshadowman 2 роки тому +340

    This feels like an anomaly that would occasionally play a prank on a receptive staff member.
    INPUT: "A cup of coffee"
    OUTPUT: 12 ounces of roasted, but otherwise unremarkable coffee beans
    INPUT: "Milk"
    OUTPUT: Rhinoceros milk
    INPUT: "Sparkling water"
    OUTPUT: Sparkling salt water

    • @MrERJ1992
      @MrERJ1992 Рік тому +35

      Okay ngl, this comment of yours here actually got me thinking:
      Has there ever been any tests that involves gaining liquids from SCP 294, and then bring those liquids in to SCP 914?

    • @azurrayne4140
      @azurrayne4140 Рік тому +13

      294 can only produce a liquid though, so for coffee, it would be a cup of Cafe Robusta instead of Arabica, which is said to taste like burnt rubber.

    • @this_gay_idiot8697
      @this_gay_idiot8697 Рік тому +4

      Dr. King aka apple seed guy same thing it just gave him apple seeds

    • @randomness258
      @randomness258 Рік тому +3

      @@MrERJ1992 well that only has 3 outcomes something really good comes out, nothing happens or everyone dies

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 Рік тому +7

      @@MrERJ1992 Dr. Bright may not put "A cup of orgasm" from SCP-294 through SCP-914 on the Very Fine setting.

  • @creative_name12
    @creative_name12 2 роки тому +38

    Imagine buying a cup of coffee and then the liquid inside just disappears 💀💀

  • @keanethshee6986
    @keanethshee6986 2 роки тому +151

    A Researcher also requested for the “Blood of Christ". SCP-294 vibrated and produced the message "Hic est enim Calix Sánguinis mei", ( this is the cup of my blood) then SCP 294 produced a paper drinking cup made of red grape wine.

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 роки тому +28

      Hah,Christian reference,looks like this machine knows the bible,that's cool in it's part

    • @bobwalsh3751
      @bobwalsh3751 Рік тому

      @@guizintheinsect5022 did you just assume the machine's gender lol?

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 Рік тому

      @@bobwalsh3751 oh,spelling mistake,gonna fix it

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 Рік тому

      @@bobwalsh3751 ah,and i'm an waifu mecha appreciator

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat Рік тому +10

      @@bobwalsh3751 Are you afraid to misgender a coffee machine?

  • @itsallgood4743
    @itsallgood4743 2 роки тому +561

    This is one of my favorite scps! It’s not some over the top hateful kill everything monster. It’s just an odd little anomalous machine that just wants to give people something to “drink”

    • @KickedOuttaGOP4Questioning
      @KickedOuttaGOP4Questioning 2 роки тому +18

      I love this one, the Sentient Ice Cream Machine, and The Multi-Dimensional Vending Machine.

    • @TheAustralianMapper5378
      @TheAustralianMapper5378 Рік тому +7

      I also love the infinite pizza box that give you the pizza you crave. I think 343 had a pizza with every type of topping on it.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB Рік тому +5

      Yeah the machines that just do cool stuff are my favorite SCPs. Not inherently horror, just free drinks

    • @jwwhitmarsh8411
      @jwwhitmarsh8411 10 місяців тому +1

      The energy of the first few years of SCPs was so awesome. It's just anomalous stuff. Sometimes it's a creature--could be the explanation of a cryptid, could be 682--sometimes it's a place, sometimes it's objects like a coffee machine and really really effective super glue.
      And each one didn't have pages and pages of narration attached to it.
      They were just documents on anomalies in their inventory--not apocalypse stories or the adventures of a fancy special supernatural military.
      Miss that energy. It was what got it started and made it so successful. We passed 173 around horror threads on /x/ FOREVER and ended up writing most of the early SCPs in threads before the wiki was made. The organization was vague and mysterious and the world felt so huge and unknown with the implications of the existence of things that just didn't behave in accordance with the laws of nature.

    • @distantchosen
      @distantchosen 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jwwhitmarsh8411have this scp produce a liquid that gives you superpowers.

  • @williamm973
    @williamm973 Рік тому +20

    "At first, it seemed like some boring, magic vending machine."
    Sigh, not another one.

  • @shayoko6
    @shayoko6 Рік тому +17

    instant healing potion
    i love the inclusion of cassie to this story!

  • @bboy-vw1ih
    @bboy-vw1ih 2 роки тому +274

    It seems that SCP-294's anomalous power is teleporting any feasible liquid to itself and then dispensing it into an indestructible cup.

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon 2 роки тому +18

      Doesn't explain the music or the memories though

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 Рік тому +9

      @@Igor_servant_of_Philemon he dispense the knowledge of someone else or replicate the knowledge of someone and then dispense it, in the same way that he can dispense something subjective like favorite drinks using the persons knowledge and memories

    • @Igor_servant_of_Philemon
      @Igor_servant_of_Philemon Рік тому +1

      @@fanimation617 so knowledge is a liquid?

    • @MrOrzech1
      @MrOrzech1 Рік тому

      @@fanimation617 doesn't explain the test at 15:25. No one could know his entire life

    • @fanimation617
      @fanimation617 Рік тому +2

      @@MrOrzech1 a person can remember an event that happen with the right stimuli, the memories are not lost but still storages, maybe the machine just gave a drink that makes you remember all your live.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 роки тому +48

    14:03 "A Cup of Music" is one hell of a drug.

  • @syedaparveen7856
    @syedaparveen7856 2 роки тому +30

    Josh: **types a cup of Josh**
    SCP: *ERROR: TOO MANY JOSHS IN-RANGE*
    Josh: *God saved me from going to the Foundation Infirmary*

  • @torcery9129
    @torcery9129 2 роки тому +25

    the only scp where they’re not like “Idk throw d-class at it until something happens”

  • @mjn6617
    @mjn6617 2 роки тому +154

    I would use the coffee machine to get a taste bud enhancer, and a smell enhancer as well. Living without being able to taste or smell sucks

    • @maxgalaxykid7309
      @maxgalaxykid7309 2 роки тому +12

      I'm sorry that is the way things are...
      If I knew even the smallest solution, I have zero qualms telling you.

    • @mjn6617
      @mjn6617 2 роки тому +14

      @@maxgalaxykid7309 I actually used to be able to taste things. But I've never been able to smell.

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 2 роки тому +22

      Imagine if you input “my lost senses of taste and smell” and it stole them from your past.

    • @mjn6617
      @mjn6617 2 роки тому +8

      @@tonyhakston536 That... would be terrifying.

    • @0hvist
      @0hvist 2 роки тому +7

      "A Cup of Blindness Curing" would be perfect for this guy I know of; poor sod lost the ability to see.

  • @bebev281
    @bebev281 2 роки тому +52

    I remember years ago there was a short film made about this SCP. A security guard ordered "God" on the machine, and it produce a drink. The guard drank it, smiled to himself, then shot himself in the head.

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr Рік тому +1

      Wow, I’ve never heard of that. Is this 343’s origin story?

  • @unrellated
    @unrellated 2 роки тому +53

    There's something important to note about the tests that produced the wolf blood, horse saliva, koala urine, and extinct rodent spinal fluid. The researchers actually wrote down those requests in fancy, formal, highly scientific terms, then gave them to an especially stupid D-Class and told him to type exactly what the paper said into the machine. The fact that one entering the requests had no idea what any of it meant had no effect on the machine's ability to retrieve the substances.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 2 роки тому +37

    You forgot the story of the odorless, lavender-colored “perfect drink”
    “Everything is just a big letdown now”

  • @Moquxa
    @Moquxa 2 роки тому +137

    this was the first ever scp i saw that got me into the whole thing lol always been one of my top 10 scps

    • @thelastchairlol8527
      @thelastchairlol8527 2 роки тому +3

      Same here

    • @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656
      @michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656 2 роки тому +1

      my first was scp-001 Daybreak, I know there are multiple different scp-001's but this ones my fav

    • @thelastchairlol8527
      @thelastchairlol8527 2 роки тому +4

      I prefer the factory one or the scarlet king but yes that one brings questions

    • @Moquxa
      @Moquxa 2 роки тому +4

      @@michaelsmitha.k.a.mr.drago3656 Yes! I like the “what ifs” on this anomaly like the SCP3008 “IKEA” one and the SCP049 “plague doctor”

    • @jaylegoninjago5615
      @jaylegoninjago5615 2 роки тому +2

      Mine was scp 101

  • @dameonvee7869
    @dameonvee7869 2 роки тому +189

    Could you ask the machine for "12 fluid ounce of laxatives to be evenly divided amongst the 12 next requested fluids"?

    • @kratos_benjamin
      @kratos_benjamin 2 роки тому +89

      Alright, who let bright create a youtube account?

    • @sirvatt
      @sirvatt 2 роки тому +46

      Alright Dr. Bright, we know it's you, i really should report your ANOTHER youtube account.

    • @jackblevins1201
      @jackblevins1201 2 роки тому +19

      That would be a nice prank on the next people

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 роки тому +18

      I could see Bright doing that

    • @CrimsonWalter9092
      @CrimsonWalter9092 2 роки тому +15

      Dr. Bright, you're not allowed to run a satire UA-cam channel!

  • @_synne
    @_synne 2 роки тому +17

    I love the idea that if this were real you'd have a whole bunch of people requesting "Coffee and Irish Creme" or "Purple Drank" and getting either wasted or super high on the job.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому +1

      I would request "a cup of cuddles" every day to keep me warm and happy all day.

    • @_synne
      @_synne Рік тому +1

      @@katanah3195 Congratulations, you just liquified someone's pet. Someone out there had to have named a pet 'Cuddles.'

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому

      @@_synne Good point. Maybe I should request "love".

    • @autumnfire1490
      @autumnfire1490 Рік тому

      @@katanah3195 parents who name their kids love:

  • @jaimemacintyre8545
    @jaimemacintyre8545 2 роки тому +44

    A classic SCP I'm glad to finally see covered. This one is a core memory in the way it forever changed the term "cup of Joe" for me.

  • @HelloIAmAnExist
    @HelloIAmAnExist 2 роки тому +36

    This is probably one of the if not the most useful item in all foundation contaiment. It can literally cure cancer (although temporarily, I imagine it can work forever if you ask it for a persons cancer on a regular basis)

    • @TheUnHappySponge
      @TheUnHappySponge 2 роки тому +5

      @The Catto of Dankness it could just decide to cure the cancer by giving something that would just kill the person who has it. It'll get rid of the cancer, but it'll also get rid of everything else. Probably best to test on a few D class first.

    • @yoshikagekira1863
      @yoshikagekira1863 2 роки тому +1

      What if someone asked for immortality in a cup

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 2 роки тому +3

      Just ask for “cup of all of (name of someone with cancer)’s cancerous cells”

  • @jayschaffer7520
    @jayschaffer7520 2 роки тому +25

    It’s funny listening to these videos because every video has actually made me a better in college. There is an amazing introduction, an incredible body paragraph/s and an interesting and effective conclusion paragraph. If every student could write like this everyone would be be an A+ student

  • @deananderson7714
    @deananderson7714 Рік тому +5

    Since it’s sentient they should try taking a picture of it with the desire camera

  • @DallySkyeAnims
    @DallySkyeAnims 2 роки тому +105

    I love these Vending Machine type SCPs, gives so kuch potential to contribute your ideas.

  • @EinManU
    @EinManU 2 роки тому +51

    "id like a bucket of dr brights soul"
    since the soul remover thingie showed us that souls can just be liquid and filled into jars, wouldnt this be a promising way to finally give dr. bright the death he wants?

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 2 роки тому +2

      Could we also use it to terminate SCP 682

    • @slinger3391
      @slinger3391 2 роки тому +11

      @@nintendoboy3605 considering the things plot armour youd probably just get another copy of it

    • @republictrooper1944
      @republictrooper1944 2 роки тому

      @@slinger3391 or just SCP 682 would just remake it

    • @crazycanyon3028
      @crazycanyon3028 2 роки тому +1

      50 scents for a soul yes

    • @graycatsaderow
      @graycatsaderow 2 роки тому

      I think it will just say error message,i dont think souls can be liquid

  • @Jarmen__Kell
    @Jarmen__Kell 2 роки тому +5

    I recall there was also mention of a subject ordering "Best drink in existence" and committing "not live" after drinking it.

  • @shiran31
    @shiran31 2 роки тому +13

    I wonder if SCP-914 is related to SCP-294, as they share an affinity to dispensing new things, being intelligent and sarcastic.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 Рік тому

      I have a test idea. Produce an abstract concept with 294 then refine it in 914.

  • @oceanicblaze-o_b-9752
    @oceanicblaze-o_b-9752 2 роки тому +43

    Wow, SCP 294 has to in my top 10 favorite anomalies, I love how it's not just a *normal* anomalous coffee machine, it's also smart and sentient, which makes it kind of cute, kind and funny 😄

  • @woodenfloor6374
    @woodenfloor6374 2 роки тому +26

    I wonder if this SCP could produce the memory stuff you get from SCP-3000

  • @humblecard1900
    @humblecard1900 Рік тому +62

    have they ever typed "cure for The Pestilence' in scp 294 for the plague doctor

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis Рік тому +9

      Honestly, we all know it would just be something deadly that kills the patient. It has a dark sense of humor.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 Рік тому +3

      @@Bancheis Its dark sense of humor only comes into play when you aren't careful with what you ask. "Surprise Me" is one way for the sense of humor to show itself. "Hot cup of Joe" is another, since it can be taken in one of two meanings. Average person would think coffee, while the machine went, "let me teach you a funny lesson."

  • @shayadavids992
    @shayadavids992 2 роки тому +11

    This is now officially one of my favorite scp's.

  • @siren_gaming8565
    @siren_gaming8565 2 роки тому +25

    Can we all appreciate how good this guy does his closed captions

  • @nigelonetasty5370
    @nigelonetasty5370 2 роки тому +9

    I wonder what happens if you ask for liquid virtues, like Liquid Courage. And see if they just pour beer in a cup

  • @Slime-xs6si
    @Slime-xs6si 2 роки тому +8

    You may want to put an eplilepsy warning on that cup of music! I'm glad i'm not epileptic but I know many who are.

  • @Brock_Lee501
    @Brock_Lee501 Рік тому +1

    "A cup of SCP-999" - Famous last words.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 2 роки тому +48

    SCP-294
    The only thing that can actually destroy the Hard to Destroy Reptile.

    • @diamonddavey
      @diamonddavey 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, assuming it can dispense enough SCP-682 killing syrum

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah. The basic theory of the serum is fine; the only challenge would be getting enough of it to finally do Gecko Boi in.

    • @LugiDergX
      @LugiDergX 2 роки тому +5

      @@thelivingglitch1371 It wouldn't be challenging at all - Very time consuming at worst.

    • @keanethshee6986
      @keanethshee6986 2 роки тому

      Then 682 will adapt to the effects

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 роки тому

      The game "SCP --- Containment Breach" has an SCP-294 where if you input "Something that will destroy SCP-682", "Something that destroys SCP-682", or "Something to destroy SCP-682", the output is a white and glowing liquid that immediately explodes if you touch it but I doubt this is enough to kill it.

  • @alyssakitten6006
    @alyssakitten6006 2 роки тому +67

    I'm loving the longer videos! Definitely keep the amazing content coming you guys~

    • @mrpeacecraft
      @mrpeacecraft 2 роки тому +1

      The first 2 minutes are copy paste from other vids.

  • @minecraftperson8412
    @minecraftperson8412 9 місяців тому +2

    I betcha there's already a rule that states
    - "Doctor Jack Bright is not allowed within 50 meters of SCP-294"

  • @zoruatricksta0408
    @zoruatricksta0408 2 роки тому +7

    I would probably ask for "What I'm craving" every time I use it, since I'm quite indecisive when the options are theoretically endless

  • @laboot7447
    @laboot7447 2 роки тому +26

    1. Pestilence Cure
    2. Imagine being a koala and you need to take a piss, only for you to lose the feeling for some strange reason
    3. Idk, the machine can make abstract ideas but not but luiquid carbon as a substitute for liquid diamond, not buying it

    • @VPWedding
      @VPWedding Рік тому +2

      "Liquid diamond" is a direct contradiction in terms. "A cup of music" can at least be treated figuratively.

  • @The_Shimp
    @The_Shimp 2 роки тому +16

    In my opinion, this is one of the most interesting SCPs.

  • @zeratul____1228
    @zeratul____1228 Рік тому +2

    Just a few "requests" that might have interesting results.
    - A cup of (insert stat here, IE; Strength or inteligence)
    - A cup of immortality
    - A cup of Fountain of Youth
    - A cup of ambition

  • @jelleluyten5017
    @jelleluyten5017 Рік тому +1

    SCP foundation: puts insufficiently tested anomalous item in the break room
    Also SCP foundation: lectures people for doing their testing work for them

  • @blackwatertv7018
    @blackwatertv7018 2 роки тому +4

    I got Alcohol, bugle chips and a new SCP explained video from Hunter and it’s my day off tomorrow.
    Life is good

  • @hackprefect
    @hackprefect 2 роки тому +5

    Look at that buff scientist, slangin' and bangin' around the Foundation.

  • @optiquest86
    @optiquest86 2 роки тому +1

    I've been waiting for you to make this one for over a year now. Thank you!

  • @shaynecarter-murray3127
    @shaynecarter-murray3127 Рік тому +1

    This has long been my favorite. If I could have access to any scp object, I would choose this every time

  • @brettnelson7048
    @brettnelson7048 2 роки тому +28

    To be honest, SCP-294 sounds more like a Safe class despite its ability to dispense any kind of liquid.

    • @Ryu_D
      @Ryu_D 2 роки тому +12

      It's probably the same reason the SCP version of Cthulhu isn't rated safe, despite having no desire to escape. Other people. XP

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 роки тому +9

      It's Euclid because people can easily mishandle it.
      The Object can literally dispense anything super hot, supet cold, toxic, corrosive, explosive, and memetic as long as the input makes sense.

    • @InnerCityMonk
      @InnerCityMonk 2 роки тому +2

      also, anything with intelligence, a will or sentience classically falls into Euclid

    • @coco_killua3057
      @coco_killua3057 2 роки тому +3

      It should actually be Safe, because it is Contained safely and can't "escape"/breach containment.
      The classification shouldnt be based on the danger it poses but more how it Acts when contained

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 роки тому +3

      @@coco_killua3057 You forgot the part that the Foundation considers SCP-294 to be sentient. Sentient Objects are automatically classified as "Euclid" unless proven to be very cooperative, friendly, self-containing, and/or completely harmless (Examples: SCP-343, SCP-507, SCP-999, SCP-1370).

  • @cottoncandyofhisui8608
    @cottoncandyofhisui8608 2 роки тому +15

    Is it weird that I want to be friends with this one? Because I want to be friends with The Coffee Machine.

    • @tauceti8060
      @tauceti8060 2 роки тому +2

      You need human interaction in your life.

    • @cottoncandyofhisui8608
      @cottoncandyofhisui8608 2 роки тому

      @@tauceti8060 humans are overrated. I'll take a sentient, intelligent coffee machine over the most contradictory species on the planet.

    • @poisonouswolves4384
      @poisonouswolves4384 2 роки тому +3

      I want to be friends with it too

    • @cottoncandyofhisui8608
      @cottoncandyofhisui8608 2 роки тому

      @@poisonouswolves4384 FINALLY someone who gets it

  • @mixmatch5097
    @mixmatch5097 Рік тому +2

    Imagine if someone typed in 682’s favourite drink

  • @waterteafan9264
    @waterteafan9264 2 роки тому +5

    I love this SCP, being sentient

  • @TheAdmiralWTF
    @TheAdmiralWTF 2 роки тому +15

    About the cancer thing, would starting regular treatment after removing the cancer with 294 be far more likely ro succeed? I mean a stage 4 cancer patient could be resetted to stage 1

  • @calebdagamer2403
    @calebdagamer2403 2 роки тому +7

    Ayy, another SCP animation video! Love these, keep up the good work!

  • @Arceus-dicklick
    @Arceus-dicklick Рік тому +1

    This has to be one of the best SCP's

  • @jacktar25
    @jacktar25 Рік тому +3

    It was quite sweet that Cassie got a milkshake out of this. I wouldn't mind hearing anything similar happening with other scps. I wonder how 999 would react to this, would it get some liquefied candy or some strange cup of happiness?

  • @charapresscott7750
    @charapresscott7750 2 роки тому +7

    Whenever I think of the Coffee Machine all I think of is the old Yogscast series YogLabs and Lewis’ attempts to fix the coffee machine in that.

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 роки тому

      I miss yoglabs, I still don't know why they stopped making episodes.
      SoF I understand, the world was corrupted and it had been far too long for them to continue on a recreation. But yoglabs was really popular and they just ended it on a cheap cliffhanger

    • @charapresscott7750
      @charapresscott7750 2 роки тому

      @@Java_Protogen *cough* Shadow of Israphel *cough*

    • @Java_Protogen
      @Java_Protogen 2 роки тому

      @@charapresscott7750 yes, that’s what SoF is

  • @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091
    @yourlocaltherapistfriend5091 2 роки тому +3

    Yes my brother always talks about this anomaly and I was waiting for my favorite scp channel to explain it :D

  • @anzaca1
    @anzaca1 Рік тому +1

    10:06 Agent Joseph's sacrifice was certainly not in vain. Thanks to him, the Foundation learned how dangerous SCP-294 can be, without any lives being lost.

  • @bonecodoposto4618
    @bonecodoposto4618 Рік тому +1

    11:43
    imagine being an alien in another dimension minding your own business about to drink your anti-water after a long and stressful day then suddenly a portal appears out of nowhere and steals your precious anti-water

  • @chikenbone2
    @chikenbone2 2 роки тому +16

    at almost exactly 15:18 there's a weird glitch with the doctors arm. Also i figure it's a coincidence but i left a comment a few days ago about how the one item i'd steal from them would be the coffee machine. I figure it takes much longer than a few days to make these so it's just a neat synchronicity.

  • @juliansoria7733
    @juliansoria7733 2 роки тому +6

    I like this machine, he sounds cool.
    You should do a video of "What would you type on the machine"

    • @lucielm
      @lucielm Рік тому

      I'd ask for a cup of the best cheesecake milkshake.

  • @mgtow346
    @mgtow346 2 місяці тому

    This, is my favorite scp
    I would type in thank you.

  • @MichanMoonlight
    @MichanMoonlight Рік тому +2

    Working as a Foundation Janitor with level two security clearance Dr.bright tricked me into trying a "indestructibility" potion. I am now the only Janitor allowed to clean out the most dangerous cells at site 19 and have to live in a site 19 cell/apartment. Thanks a lot Dr.Bright!
    .PS. Trying to repeat the same request from SCP-294 ends up with a ERROR message.

  • @MrMementoMori
    @MrMementoMori 2 роки тому +8

    Now this is an interesting SCP. I must read the full entry.

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water 2 роки тому +1

      Where can you go to read the full entries at??

    • @Freshest_Water
      @Freshest_Water 2 роки тому +1

      @@Greendalewitch thank you!

  • @SincradTB
    @SincradTB 2 роки тому +5

    Me, seeing cup of “Joe” emphasized while knowing SCPs can have super intricate backstories: W-who the frick is Joe

  • @bugraozler
    @bugraozler 2 роки тому

    One of my favourite scp's so far

  • @Northstruck
    @Northstruck Рік тому

    I swear this is the most fun scp to listen info about lol

  • @alexworld8255
    @alexworld8255 Рік тому +7

    My own research notes: D-Classes tried typing in emotions to 294; Happiness resulted in them becoming so overjoyed, they suffered a heart attack. The one who typed Sadness stated it tasted salty, like tears. He disappeared, but I know he isn’t dead. Anger resulted in the experimentee getting so enraged with the world, his blood literally boiled him alive.

  • @jotarosans7540
    @jotarosans7540 2 роки тому +5

    "it also has a sense of humour"
    "Dr bright is no longer allowed to request "a prank for X" from scp 294"

  • @Name_Pendingg
    @Name_Pendingg 2 роки тому +2

    this is my favorite SCP!

  • @999lazerman
    @999lazerman 2 роки тому

    One of my favorite SCPs

  • @hawkeyestegosaurus5680
    @hawkeyestegosaurus5680 2 роки тому +8

    Couldn't they use this to produce mastics instead of the other various and dangerous methods of acquiring it?

  • @qbertking1910
    @qbertking1910 2 роки тому +6

    I wonder if it could re-create fictional liquids (such as a potion from Minecraft.) if so, the foundation could just use it to create a massive amount of splash potions of healing and save thousands in medical equipment.

    • @DoctorMedicine_
      @DoctorMedicine_ 2 роки тому

      I don’t think so because it needs to take it from somewhere

    • @qbertking1910
      @qbertking1910 2 роки тому

      @@DoctorMedicine_ ah

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 роки тому

      @@DoctorMedicine_ from minecraft database,it(i think)could convert data into liquid

    • @forgottenetremembered
      @forgottenetremembered 2 роки тому

      @@guizintheinsect5022 oh no help thats insane.

    • @guizintheinsect5022
      @guizintheinsect5022 2 роки тому

      @@forgottenetremembered yeah,maybe convert things into liquid is not something that it is allowed

  • @1note_monotone
    @1note_monotone Рік тому

    14:10 probably the best animation that ive seen from this channel. he do be vibin tho

  • @neopolitan6918
    @neopolitan6918 2 роки тому +1

    The guy named Joe typed "A cup of joe" into an anomalous coffee machine that can create anything in liquid form.
    What the frick did he think would happen?

  • @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale
    @Voidbear_FNaF_and_Undertale 2 роки тому +6

    I think you already made a video on it? I may be wrong though. Or you forgot to give me the amnestics. Though something is different and fails to mention the 682 killing liquid.

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames 2 роки тому +1

      They are redoing videos but more in depth and longer.

    • @nancyjo517
      @nancyjo517 2 роки тому

      That was probably just a 682 termination attempt video. I know they’ve mentioned it but I don’t remember a video on the coffee machine already.

    • @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383
      @rvpairofdicethewanderer2383 2 роки тому

      The game "SCP --- Containment Breach" has an SCP-294 where if you input "Something that will destroy SCP-682", "Something that destroys SCP-682", or "Something to destroy SCP-682", the output is a white and glowing liquid that immediately explodes if you touch it but I doubt this is enough to kill it.

  • @EvilJawa
    @EvilJawa 2 роки тому +5

    Was the cross test with "The Desire Camera" an official entry?

  • @jessesmith915
    @jessesmith915 Рік тому

    Ahh yes I love a cup of music after a hard day at work

  • @coucoul38
    @coucoul38 Рік тому

    That's probably my favorite SCP

  • @UselessAnimations1
    @UselessAnimations1 Рік тому +3

    The thumbnail 💀💀💀

  • @NinjaCman1
    @NinjaCman1 2 роки тому +7

    Surprisingly, when a containment breach happened, one researcher ordered a cup of pertinent medical knowledge. And it worked. that has to be one of my favorite results with it.
    Day 268 of asking the O5 to use SCP-1968 to create a universe in which 682 doesn't exist.

    • @ciape7547
      @ciape7547 2 роки тому +1

      that was mentioned in the video

  • @t.g.r8703
    @t.g.r8703 Рік тому +1

    This is also Euclid for another reason cause if someone evil typed in "cup of O5-council member" then, well you can already guess what would happen especially if it was ordered *_multiple times_*

  • @fnfsruv9150
    @fnfsruv9150 Рік тому

    The first thing I saw was 049. I am happy now. [049 is my favorite SCP.]

  • @animagreed
    @animagreed 2 роки тому +3

    Does it have to be hot? Or can you ask for what ever temperature so long as it is in liquid form?

  • @HA-vp9tl
    @HA-vp9tl 2 роки тому +4

    Finally, for the first time, the anomaly was designated as sentient. Also the animation is more fluid than before, altough i think there are some glich or something but whatever.
    if both 294 and 261 can talking and move like human, what would happen? Are they will reunited as long lost sibling or a rival?
    Also in the musical liquid one was made me laugh a loud. 😂😂😂😂

  • @youkiimatsuri
    @youkiimatsuri 2 роки тому

    absolutely loveeeeeee the reprimand noise

  • @alexx0988
    @alexx0988 2 роки тому

    This narrator with darker voice is way better for scp narration than the others

  • @onebowlofRicey
    @onebowlofRicey 2 роки тому +5

    Interesting.
    (FIRST!)