SCP-914 - The Clockworks (SCP Animation)

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2020
  • SCP-914 is a Safe class anomaly also known as The Clockworks.
    SCP 914 is a large clockwork device weighing several tons consisting of screw drives, belts, pulleys, gears, springs and other clockwork. It is incredibly complex, consisting of over eight million moving parts. When an object is placed in the Intake Booth, a door slides shut, and a small bell sounds. If the knob is turned to any position and the key wound up, SCP914 will “refine” the object in the booth.
    LIKE & SUBSCRIBE to SCP Explained - Story & Animation
    Watch these other SCP videos we love:
    SCP-001 - The Children - Ouroboros Cycle (SCP Animation)
    • SCP-001 - The Children...
    SCP-055 - Anti Meme / Unknown (SCP Animation)
    • SCP-055 - Anti Meme / ...
    SCP-082 - Fernand the Cannibal (SCP Animation)
    • SCP-082 - Fernand the ...
    SCP-303 The Doorman (SCP Animation) by TheRubber
    • SCP-303 The Doorman (S...
    SCP-1128 The Aquatic Horror (SCP Animation) by TheRubber
    • SCP-1128 The Aquatic H...
    SCP-096 The Shy Guy (SCP Animated) by TheRubber (The Rubber)
    • SCP-096 The Shy Guy (S...
    Join our Discord, share your SCP art, submit video feedback, chat with other fans...: / discord
    Please let us know in the comments which SCP's we should cover next
    Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from www.scp-wiki.net and its authors.
    SCP-914 - The Clockworks (SCP Animation) is based on "SCP-914" by far2: www.scpwiki.com/scp-914
    #scpexplained #scp #animation
  • Фільми й анімація

КОМЕНТАРІ • 4 тис.

  • @NationalDevin
    @NationalDevin 3 роки тому +2076

    Lead Researchers: "If we put this d-class on very fine, we'll get a better human!"
    The D-class psychopath murderer: *Gets upgraded into a true monster*

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 роки тому +179

      Yeah i wonder what their thoughts were on that...
      I mean... if it makes it better and more effective in every way possible... it ain't smart to put murderous individuals into it...

    • @Error-hx9ze
      @Error-hx9ze 3 роки тому +106

      @@cherrydragon3120 yeah the machine result also depend on the indivual it is put in,maybe if we get a good d boi through it something good might happen

    • @Error-hx9ze
      @Error-hx9ze 3 роки тому +8

      @Jinhong PARK Well it all depend on the machine

    • @willnorman-bargo
      @willnorman-bargo 3 роки тому +60

      I wonder what would happen if you put some "good" human scps into the fine or very fine setting. The scp foundation may be able to make some powerful allies like that.

    • @technicalspaghetti2560
      @technicalspaghetti2560 3 роки тому +41

      also why the fuck would they test very fine BEFORE fine? "Analytical mind" indeed.

  • @mosquito_.
    @mosquito_. 3 роки тому +3508

    "For the last time, please stop turning $10 bills into $100 bills"

    • @jamiethedinosaur869
      @jamiethedinosaur869 3 роки тому +512

      Counterfeiting is still a crime and will be punished accordingly. Yes, Dr. (REDACTED), we do in fact mean you.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 роки тому +39

      Lol

    • @romankvapil9184
      @romankvapil9184 3 роки тому +346

      @@jamiethedinosaur869 We all know that it was Dr. Bright's idea.
      05 Council just doesn't want to admit it.

    • @dan_the_swag_man6937
      @dan_the_swag_man6937 3 роки тому +85

      Hyperinflation Time!

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 роки тому +25

      No, I do not think I will

  • @mistermadness677
    @mistermadness677 2 роки тому +710

    They decided to put a Death Row inmate in there on the “Very Fine” setting, which drastically improves the functions and intended purposes of creatures and items. They should’ve put a saint in there instead.

    • @enzopotado5711
      @enzopotado5711 2 роки тому +54

      They could’ve become godlike but not omnipotent

    • @Kyleplaysgames567
      @Kyleplaysgames567 2 роки тому +48

      If you put in a Saint you'll get Jesus.

    • @scrubruler5726
      @scrubruler5726 2 роки тому +27

      Possibly the origin of SCP 343 “God”

    • @nicomoron001
      @nicomoron001 2 роки тому +12

      maybe they thought that it could make a "bad" person into a "good" person.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 2 роки тому +12

      @@nicomoron001 They probably weren't exactly sure what it would do and wanted to test it on someone they didn't mind losing or needing to destroy. They underestimated how dangerous the result would be and should have prepared better safety measures. Even then, it would always be dangerous. The fact of the matter is that this could have turned out to allow assets of good temperament and informed consent be radically improved and/or be cured of any ailment, should it prove reasonably safe. It seems that the risks outweigh the potential benefits, given the inconsistent results of the device. They needed to know, however.

  • @thermophile1695
    @thermophile1695 3 роки тому +469

    Just imagine: A dangerous security breach happens, and you put yourelf through on Very Fine in an attempt to survive.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 2 роки тому +102

      And instead of coming out a buff monster it instead makes you look like a model to rival Helen of Troy. "Well, THAT wasn't very helpful!" ^Says before getting ripped to pieces^

    • @menelogz3698
      @menelogz3698 2 роки тому +17

      In roblox scp site 76 i put hammer in intake the setting is very fine and the results is me being speedy. Suddenly i died lol

    • @joemamayiursobadiamepicyoy8170
      @joemamayiursobadiamepicyoy8170 2 роки тому +7

      I would become a big big big rocket that travels faster then the speed of light but increases it speed at a exponential rate and it can kill you in one shot

    • @redeleven240
      @redeleven240 2 роки тому +1

      Could have used the ray gun from emailer to blast the mosnster to dead

    • @magmapixel8627
      @magmapixel8627 2 роки тому +2

      So, exactly what I did in SCP Containment Breach?

  • @walmartgrinch727
    @walmartgrinch727 3 роки тому +3812

    The most hilarious part about this is the fact that they threw a chimp into the machine and it came out with human levels of intelligence also the fact that his name is doctor bobo

    • @doorknob1518
      @doorknob1518 3 роки тому +354

      HE CAME OUT WITH HUMAN LEVELS OF INTELLIGENCE AND CHOSE THE ALIAS OF DR BOBO

    • @TheCyberTurtle
      @TheCyberTurtle 3 роки тому +253

      The fact he exists in the scp universe make me happy

    • @user-kp6ej2bd8o
      @user-kp6ej2bd8o 3 роки тому +67

      But could they bring back the second chimp by setting it to very 1.1?

    • @litten4561
      @litten4561 3 роки тому +62

      Bobo in spanish means stupid

    • @oompylover312
      @oompylover312 3 роки тому +55

      Researchers must’ve been like: “Oh, I know! *Lets throw a monkey inside of a strange late 1800’s contraption and see what happens.* “

  • @3belowzero332
    @3belowzero332 3 роки тому +4594

    I must say I am proud of the machine, it replaced a white mouse with a brown mouse on a 1:1 setting, meaning that it is not racist.

    • @cartoonfantasy4541
      @cartoonfantasy4541 3 роки тому +131

      Bruh

    • @notaperson2890
      @notaperson2890 3 роки тому +90

      Bro wtf

    • @maxwellguillory405
      @maxwellguillory405 3 роки тому +377

      Things like this make me wish we would find other life already. That way people would realize color doesn’t matter and that we’re all part of the same species.

    • @mattfromwiisports2468
      @mattfromwiisports2468 3 роки тому +204

      @@maxwellguillory405 black or white scp 682 doesn't care. Equal rights equal fights.

    • @Christopher-rw2bp
      @Christopher-rw2bp 3 роки тому +37

      bruh don't take this seriously, its a joke XD

  • @JustAnotherAccount8
    @JustAnotherAccount8 3 роки тому +280

    SCP foundation has some sense of humour assigning Dr. Gears to "The Clockworks"

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 2 роки тому +18

      You could say he... set the gears on 914.. into motion. Haa.... sorry, I'll see myself out.

    • @charlesblackwell327
      @charlesblackwell327 2 роки тому +9

      At least it wasn't Cleff or Bright.

    • @hellohellohellohell
      @hellohellohellohell 10 місяців тому +5

      @@charlesblackwell327 Clef: Remy, time for some improvement
      Bright: i'lll put my necklace in it

  • @mrjacob7795
    @mrjacob7795 3 роки тому +397

    I think my favorite experiment performed with the machine was when they ran GPS beacons through it on each setting to try and understand the route objects take through it. The beacons seemingly teleported along 5 different pathways which, when overlayed together, traced the SCP Foundation logo!

    • @zaidalvi3215
      @zaidalvi3215 2 роки тому +17

      Whaaat

    • @shadowfalcon431
      @shadowfalcon431 2 роки тому +40

      Yeah, right and the build up for it was so perfectly done too
      A perfectly done thing as well in my opinion is the bet between the researchers when one researcher with crazy ideas will die

    • @TheLifeOfKane
      @TheLifeOfKane 2 роки тому +30

      Lol gotta love crowdsourced mythos... it never makes sense as a whole, but its filled with fun tidbits and jokes
      I remember when it went from spooky 4chan memes to a website and there was basically factional jnfighting over how to make it consistent and canon-worthy...
      Long story short, the advocates for consistency lost to the quantity crowd.
      Hence why only a few of the stories seem like they are even in the same universe. And even then, only vaguely

    • @tolkienlover7881
      @tolkienlover7881 Рік тому +7

      @@TheLifeOfKane honestly I prefer the way it is now, it lets anyone contribute

  • @deusexvesania1702
    @deusexvesania1702 3 роки тому +3860

    SCP "testing" in a nutshell: _What doesn't kill you wasn't a success_

  • @Crytica.
    @Crytica. 3 роки тому +2452

    That whole part about Dr.Bobo took me off guard because of how mundane you tried to make that scene look.

  • @trustme3321
    @trustme3321 3 роки тому +57

    Dr Gears used le big brain to amazingly determine that something goes in input, and comes out of output. To this day, nobody understands how Dr Gears deduced this cryptic fact, but it's safe to say that no one else could have had such an incredible insight.

  • @randomindividual769
    @randomindividual769 3 роки тому +72

    Dr. Gears: Tell me again, why exactly was i put on to this Scp?
    Foundation: Uhh, Because you're so intelligent and your natural charisma.

    • @beastwarsFTW
      @beastwarsFTW 2 роки тому +8

      Foundation: Also you actually follow scientific research protocol, that's rarer then it should be.

  • @Jorpda
    @Jorpda 3 роки тому +490

    ‘It created a high level energy weapon that could burn through anything’
    682 - “ah shit, here we go again”

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 роки тому +21

      Maybe that's how MicroHD was created.

    • @Rei0SU
      @Rei0SU 3 роки тому +29

      @@ceu160193 surprisingly, yes! that's where the concept of the MicroHID came from

    • @igorjosue8957
      @igorjosue8957 3 роки тому

      what happens if this machine could kill 682?

    • @Rei0SU
      @Rei0SU 3 роки тому

      @@igorjosue8957 it can't.

    • @jackl2257
      @jackl2257 3 роки тому +1

      @@Rei0SU why not just keep downgrading him

  • @paulspangler2107
    @paulspangler2107 3 роки тому +2296

    *says 914 can't change things on atomic level*
    * changes pistol into rifle size radioactive ray gun*

    • @bonboneka9577
      @bonboneka9577 3 роки тому +241

      Early tests violated a lot of the rules that SCP-914 is characterized as having now. We’re more consistent with it these days haha

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 3 роки тому +215

      They should have put the ray gun back in on very fine.

    • @user-pi2gr9rg5i
      @user-pi2gr9rg5i 3 роки тому +85

      @@ATruckCampbell oh god no

    • @coolonekid1
      @coolonekid1 3 роки тому +63

      @@bonboneka9577 has a science text book bin put in so they have a better own with some know knowledge in it?

    • @bonboneka9577
      @bonboneka9577 3 роки тому +72

      @@coolonekid1 We’ve tested with lots of textbooks! The thing is, the goal of 914’s refinements is not to improve objects; the outcomes are very unpredictable and usually you’ll just end up with something useless or even dangerous. So you might put in a textbook and _expect_ to receive a better textbook that contains useful information, but instead you might end up with one that is written in total gibberish, or contains completely false information, or seems like it belongs to a completely different universe, or even contain a cognitohazard that just overloads your brain and kills you. It’s a rookie mistake to think that 914 would ever give you what you want >:P

  • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
    @Tkdboy-gk1wk 2 роки тому +190

    I want to say a few things, because they only really scratched the surface of 914. These are taken from 914’s test logs.
    -914, while supposedly not alive, does appear to have a personality, preferences, fears, and standards. It’s personality is that of a prankster’s, generally messing with the staff.
    -A scientist played chess with 914, with the input being the scientist’s move and the output being 914’s. When the scientist put it in checkmate, the board had been flipped over with the pieces scattered in the output booth.
    -Testing with organic material is strictly prohibited because 914 actually can create life.
    -When given the testing logs for SCP-1459, the puppy killing machine, 914 produced a detailed explanation on how to disassemble the machine while causing as much pain for the machine as possible. A second test resulted in a suggestion to feed the machine to 682.
    -While 914 loves messing with Researchers Darby and Calloway and inflicting severe injuries on them, it’s been shown that SCP-914 is capable of remorse, having spontaneously resurrected Dr. Nukea after the latter ran a few too many copies of 17 Again through it and 914 killed gun.
    -Speaking of, 914 can recognize who’s running tests with it and acts differently depending on the individual. It shows high regard and affection for MT Johnson, never misses a chance at harming Researcher Darby, and, while fond of Professor Wren, is’t above screwing with her.
    -It once produced a type of amnestic that erases the memories about one specific individual. That individual? Researcher Darby. 200 1-hour doses. Dr. Veritas ran out after ~48 hours.
    -Similar to the dog killing machine above, when a scientist tried destroying their laptop by running it through 914 on “Rough,” the laptop was nearly disassembled. Said scientist used the laptop for highly illicit activities.

    • @lucypollard2597
      @lucypollard2597 2 роки тому +9

      What setting was the chess one on?

    • @mrtabs9049
      @mrtabs9049 2 роки тому +16

      @@lucypollard2597 1:1 its in the test logs

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk 2 роки тому +4

      @@lucypollard2597 1-1, I think

    • @exatent5194
      @exatent5194 2 роки тому +11

      I wonder what 914's response would be if someone put a note saying "SCP 682 is gonna be put in" on 1-1

    • @Tkdboy-gk1wk
      @Tkdboy-gk1wk 2 роки тому +17

      @@exatent5194 Probably similar to his reaction to Dr. Nukea running a test after his revival: The ink was rearranged to completely cover both sides of the note with the word “NO” in a microscopic font.

  • @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151
    @kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151 3 роки тому +110

    Put sand in there and put it on the “Coarse” and “Rough” setting.

    • @bryceogburn443
      @bryceogburn443 2 роки тому +42

      Nah the sand will just get too irritating and it’ll get everywhere

    • @ovencake523
      @ovencake523 2 роки тому +25

      The O5 will think its treason then

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 2 роки тому +7

      Lol, it'll make the sand just more annoying to clean up.

    • @cosmicyalt7840
      @cosmicyalt7840 2 роки тому +5

      Sand, coated with gorilla glue

    • @furrykitty2859
      @furrykitty2859 2 роки тому +7

      ANakin skywalker wants to know your location.

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 3 роки тому +2190

    "Lemme in I'm a D-boi"
    "I can clearly see your red mouth poking through the door"

    • @pdizzl4954
      @pdizzl4954 3 роки тому +30

      U right

    • @lionlordking1175
      @lionlordking1175 3 роки тому +135

      Good to know secret laboratory is still alive👍

    • @freezingjazzy
      @freezingjazzy 3 роки тому +76

      "Pfffft no you can't"
      SCP Channel:
      "Computer, Open the door."

    • @justafrogwithahat355
      @justafrogwithahat355 3 роки тому +37

      You forgot the part where people will press the sneak button and lock 939 in there

    • @justafrogwithahat355
      @justafrogwithahat355 3 роки тому +12

      @SCP-049 The person standing in the corner *SWEATS NERVOUSLY*

  • @nineblackgoats
    @nineblackgoats 3 роки тому +1019

    Dr Bobo is now officially my favorite Foundation staff member.

    • @jsc1jake512
      @jsc1jake512 2 роки тому +52

      Dr. Bright will remember this betrayal

    • @thecluckster3908
      @thecluckster3908 2 роки тому +13

      I mean there’s not many staff members worth routing for.

    • @d.sk8r
      @d.sk8r 2 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @thekhaiser407
      @thekhaiser407 2 роки тому +14

      XK Class Scenario, we get Dr. Bobo Bright if it comes down to it

    • @user-ps2sg8qr2k
      @user-ps2sg8qr2k 2 роки тому +1

      @@jsc1jake512 Nah, he might be as well as taking over his body

  • @Gboy86ify
    @Gboy86ify 3 роки тому +61

    4:43 "Incredibly Dr. Gears was able to deduce the blindingly obvious." is what should've been said here.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 роки тому +5

      He didn't deduced that there's an intake and an output, but rather, that the SCP transforms things depending on the option of choose.
      Thanks to the designation of them 5.
      Does it require a galaxy brain to deduce that? No, but it does require a level of analysis.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +3

      @@Dexuz It doesn't even require some level of analysis. If you have EYES, you should be able to figure out that this machine looks like some sort of refinery, which it is.

  • @The_Nailsmith
    @The_Nailsmith 3 роки тому +174

    As someone who has loved this scp ever since I learned about the scp foundation I think after all these years of thinking about it, reading all the addendums about it many times I think I know how it’s anomalous effects work. You see there was one specific test that caught my eye, there was a test where the researchers had been given an item, a simple grandfather clock I believe. And set the setting to a random setting still blindfolded, and let it go. The clockwork device took several minutes, pausing every time, this is why they believed that Scp-914 doesn’t improve items, rather it reinterprets them, and it uses the imaginations of people who know what the item is and what it could become, which is why putting an item like a piece of raw copper on a 1:1 setting will make a piece of something like bronze of equal weight. However it also may be somewhat sentient, as it also takes the thoughts of the researchers to work, but it also has something of a sense of humor, placing a pound of bacon and a picture of 682 on the fine setting resulted in a living sculpture of Scp-682 that made a sizzling sound as it walked, funny to say the least, but the site director didn’t think so.

    • @TheKoopaKingBowser
      @TheKoopaKingBowser Рік тому +5

      It has to be sentient, it trolled Dr.Hertz once, read the comment about it here.

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround Рік тому

      Some of these videos have a supercomputer with very advanced artificial intelligence owned by the SCP foundation. I think its called something 6000. I forgot the exact name but its used to test "what if" scenarios about what would happen if 2 characters had to fight each other. One of the fights was the super hero Deadpool vs the Hard to Kill Reptile. Its a magnificent plot device to show all kinds of scenarios without creating any continuity confusions and characters can die in those videos without dying in official continuity, and it can justify pretty much any matchup without needing a crazy plot device to make it happen.
      I want to see that computer use its analysis to figure out what would happen with various people or animals or objects in the clockwork machine.

    • @hellohellohellohell
      @hellohellohellohell 10 місяців тому

      @@Zurround Anom-O-Tron 6000.

    • @Zurround
      @Zurround 10 місяців тому

      @@hellohellohellohell It is maybe the funniest super computer I have ever seen in a fictional cartoon. Effing hilarious. That giant super computer created just as a plot device for "what if" scenarios. They do not use it enough. I wish I had a computer like that. I would use it to watch a boxing match between Prime Mike Tyson and Prime Mohammid Ali. I would use it to see chess matches between the dead Bobby Fisher and Magnus Carlsen. I would use it to watch a space battle between the Death Star from Star Wars and the Alien Mother ship from Independence Day. It would be fun as hell.

    • @hellohellohellohell
      @hellohellohellohell 10 місяців тому

      @@Zurround hmm... isnt the alien mother ship the airship that tanked a hydrogen bomb

  • @RH777
    @RH777 3 роки тому +1580

    SCP-914: exists
    Every D boi in SCP Secret Laboratory: HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @RH777
      @RH777 3 роки тому +38

      @SCP-049 meanwhile the Micro weapon which is the most effective weapon on SCPs be like: excuse me what in the [REDACTED]

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 3 роки тому +3

      Fun fact: I didn't even watch the videos

    • @cheesemancomics
      @cheesemancomics 3 роки тому +33

      Scientist: (upgrades key to 05)
      D-class: so anyway I started blasting

    • @RH777
      @RH777 3 роки тому +4

      @@cheesemancomics relatable

    • @theuncommonn00b12
      @theuncommonn00b12 3 роки тому +6

      Class D-9341:

  • @JudeOhHecc
    @JudeOhHecc 3 роки тому +1312

    Dude Dr. Bobo seems like a nice guy I should talk to him some time

    • @droomish1807
      @droomish1807 3 роки тому +9

      @Renyi Xu that's the joke

    • @ADUHKIDFLASH
      @ADUHKIDFLASH 3 роки тому +33

      Maybe he’ll want a banana

    • @JudeOhHecc
      @JudeOhHecc 3 роки тому +9

      @@ADUHKIDFLASH I expect so

    • @turbogaming4523
      @turbogaming4523 3 роки тому +5

      I know lol

    • @EarlierTitan19
      @EarlierTitan19 3 роки тому +19

      I actually know Dr. Bobo personally, so if you want a metting with him I can help you with it

  • @standardised8260
    @standardised8260 3 роки тому +87

    " It did not seem to pose any threat to containment breach. "
    bro they really investigated if that machine was gonna get up and leave

    • @jamesminton5611
      @jamesminton5611 2 роки тому +17

      It happen before

    • @HolyManOfficial
      @HolyManOfficial 2 роки тому +10

      @@jamesminton5611 yeah man i remember that one time the giant machine grew legs and walked out the door

    • @ahnjoseph6875
      @ahnjoseph6875 2 роки тому

      @@HolyManOfficial wait, which one is it?

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz 2 роки тому +11

      With anomalies you never know *enough*

    • @moist1700
      @moist1700 2 роки тому +9

      There's a living gun, infinite pizza box, nazi time bell, *world ending disasters* , a machine getting up and escaping is a option.

  • @Ganein19
    @Ganein19 2 роки тому +47

    Would love to see a series of the experiments ran by this team and the results.

    • @bonboneka9577
      @bonboneka9577 2 роки тому +6

      We have almost 2000 test logs dedicated to SCP-914 experiments, written by hundreds of writers over the years. You can find a link to them on SCP-914's page on the SCP wiki :)

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 3 роки тому +1625

    “To protect Dr. Bobos privacy” is an amazing stat meant (statement, why cant a computer know what I want to say and correct it properly?).

    • @darrelllaramie6250
      @darrelllaramie6250 3 роки тому +19

      Statement? Lol

    • @cme5673
      @cme5673 3 роки тому +29

      Bobo means stupid in filipino

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +8

      "She began to sob quietly as to not disturb scp-303"
      - therubber

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +3

      @@cme5673 stupids privacy

    • @cme5673
      @cme5673 3 роки тому +2

      @@Human_traain bobo

  • @clockguard7983
    @clockguard7983 3 роки тому +1202

    At least he threw away the coffee into the trash can. That’s like new levels of moral for the SCP

    • @crusader3222
      @crusader3222 3 роки тому +49

      they may question our methods but they cannot question our motives

    • @rempuia69
      @rempuia69 3 роки тому +36

      Yes
      We're no strangers to love
      You know the rules and so do I
      A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
      You wouldn't get this from any other guy
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      And if you ask me how I'm feeling
      Don't tell me you're too blind to see
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      (Ooh, give you up)
      (Ooh, give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      Never gonna give, never gonna give
      (Give you up)
      We've known each other for so long
      Your heart's been aching, but
      You're too shy to say it
      Inside, we both know what's been going on
      We know the game and we're gonna play it
      I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
      Gotta make you understand
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
      Never gonna give you up
      Never gonna let you down
      Never gonna run around and desert you
      Never gonna make you cry
      Never gonna say goodbye
      Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

    • @NeinK
      @NeinK 3 роки тому +10

      He drives a honda civic though

    • @Jinnnn1120
      @Jinnnn1120 3 роки тому +9

      @@rempuia69 why

    • @hahahayden1
      @hahahayden1 3 роки тому +8

      @@rempuia69 goddanggit-

  • @drigondii
    @drigondii 2 роки тому +21

    Makes me wonder if SCP-096 was originally a person who went through SCP-914. Could have been a deformed person who was regularly attacked or ridiculed by people who saw his face and lived on the outskirts of society. He became particularly skilled at surviving severe wounds and afraid of people looking at him before being put into the machine, which enhanced both properties. His anomalous survivability would keep him from suffering the same ashy fate as the D class

  • @icelandgaming
    @icelandgaming 3 роки тому +21

    Ok, but imagine, with all of this info we know, SCP-682, the Hard-To-Kill Reptile, was originally a crocodile or a reptile with similar size and body shape that was put into 914 on the "Very Fine" option, maybe even around the time of the machine's creation.

  • @jameslone9968
    @jameslone9968 3 роки тому +1025

    *Meanwhile in an alternate universe*
    “WHO PUT IT ON ROUGH”

    • @ashurad_fox5991
      @ashurad_fox5991 3 роки тому +51

      Dr. Dim: *looks away*

    • @kaiserloml4827
      @kaiserloml4827 3 роки тому +20

      @@ashurad_fox5991 was it you!?!?

    • @thebank85
      @thebank85 3 роки тому +60

      WE ALMOST HAD A O5 CARD

    • @moltenbossplays2596
      @moltenbossplays2596 3 роки тому +10

      Scp 15-IT did it

    • @panimani9553
      @panimani9553 3 роки тому +21

      @@ashurad_fox5991 Dammit Dr. Dim! I'm telling about this one to the D-Class council! Good luck explaining this one! Also can someone help me with the Tomato seeds that just keep appearing out of nowhere?! - Sincerely Dr. Servant

  • @Demongornot
    @Demongornot 3 роки тому +744

    Imagine if that second D class anomaly result, rather than attacking, quickly turned the key and sprinted in the Intake boot, improving itself further!

    • @dr.disappointment8400
      @dr.disappointment8400 3 роки тому +69

      *fear*

    • @talicant2754
      @talicant2754 3 роки тому +52

      It was improved in every way meaning it should have a very high intelligence, but no it seemed more interested in killing everyone in his he saw because he probably thought they would kill him on sight.

    • @thekhaiser407
      @thekhaiser407 2 роки тому +40

      What if 343 was a normal man, but went through very fine several times and obtained his power like that?, what if 3000 was just a eel that went through it!?, what if 682 was just a gecko?, WHAT IF 963 WAS JUST A CHEAP NECKLACE!?

    • @Demongornot
      @Demongornot 2 роки тому +30

      ​@@thekhaiser407
      We can make tons of theories about this item.
      For example, what if, the famous "factory" actually contain multiple SCP-914 and use them to create the anomalies?

    • @thekhaiser407
      @thekhaiser407 2 роки тому +3

      @@Demongornot That is a Very good point

  • @lordpumpkinhead265
    @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +19

    You could make an hour-long video just going over *SOME* of the SCP-914 extended test logs. I would very personally love to see that.

  • @coiledAgent
    @coiledAgent 3 роки тому +118

    My favorite experiment is still the guy who played chess with 914 by repeatedly putting a chess board with one additional move made in on 1:1.
    914 won.

  • @lmsproductions7400
    @lmsproductions7400 3 роки тому +667

    So essentially if you put a gun in, this SCP would be a pack a punch machine

    • @letsatsi2616
      @letsatsi2616 3 роки тому +18

      Exactly!!!!!!!

    • @Twisty708
      @Twisty708 3 роки тому +31

      You're right, it is a pack a punch machine, just better and bigger

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj 3 роки тому +43

      It might also turn the gun into something harmless but looks like a gun. Or might not be a gun at all.
      Like it could be turn it into an orb that when activated, puts a bullet hole in everyone around it despite there being no firing mechanism and only deactivates once it has killed 30 people... or worse if you used something with a high ammo capacity. Then you gotta send wave after wave of D-class personnel...

    • @otakon17
      @otakon17 3 роки тому +23

      Turn a 9mm into a BFG.

    • @inmemoryofjstark7893
      @inmemoryofjstark7893 3 роки тому +4

      You wouldn't happen to have a m1911 would you?

  •  3 роки тому +309

    9:19 "The result was an extremely powerful energy weapon"
    The extremely powerful energy weapon: *boing*

    • @sunshine5513
      @sunshine5513 3 роки тому +6

      I still can't get enough of that! XD

    • @lechungus1832
      @lechungus1832 3 роки тому +3

      @@TheLegoTrooper173 lmao
      Because everyting is non canon in the scp universe

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 3 роки тому +1

      682: *Heavy Breathing*

    • @elitemook4234
      @elitemook4234 3 роки тому

      Also we can't arn our soldiers with them because reasons - The foundation

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 3 роки тому

      but to unstable and not useful for foundation military use at least the machine on all the other settings keeps all items even people and animals to real life rules of physics and all so the machine is very useful for that. but the very fine setting for human use is a big nope factor but at least on the 1:1 keeps the person in good shape and fit i think and slightly improved helps keeps things fair.

  • @nathanbrooks4546
    @nathanbrooks4546 2 роки тому +44

    Can't wait till the day that this channel has covered every SCP. I have been getting very interested in SCPs, and want to find out more, so please continue to upload videos like this.

    • @blubfush9376
      @blubfush9376 2 роки тому +1

      Im not sure but maybe new scps get added faster than the videos

    • @icaneditmyurlthatscool
      @icaneditmyurlthatscool 2 роки тому +1

      By the time this channel covered every single of the 5999 SCPs, I'm gonna be 60y/o already

  • @iBenjamin1000
    @iBenjamin1000 2 роки тому +21

    914 is one of my favorite scps, as the kind that I think are the most interesting displays of creativity. An enormous machine that has incredible potential for changing things, the potential being wildly untapped even after all the experiments. how does it work, where is it pulling this stuff from, how is it doing changes especially with anomalous results. there's a pretty good story that's ostensibly the story of how this machine came to be. One of my favorite details that wasn't included here is that they found at some point what looked like a tiny booklet or something. It's instructions for how the machine operates, but the text is in an unknown language, and it's microscopically or a similar scale of smallness, and hundreds of pages. you could theorietically figure out how it works, but it would take centuries, most people might not learn any significant details in their lifetime. It's the perfect example of "you can't know why or how, there is no explanation, because there couldn't be one that would ever be as satisfying as the mystery behind how it works.

  • @MadoMacid
    @MadoMacid 3 роки тому +594

    Scp 914: hey I’m nice
    Other scps: *time to get some gains*

    • @maxheath7749
      @maxheath7749 3 роки тому +2

      Do you even lift bra

    • @MadoMacid
      @MadoMacid 3 роки тому +16

      @@maxheath7749 nah I just use scp 914 on the fine setting and I get ripped

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 роки тому +7

      @@MadoMacid basically Drugs

    • @chilloha6464
      @chilloha6464 3 роки тому

      @@MadoMacid i call hacks ur a hacker

    • @lemonnade4617
      @lemonnade4617 3 роки тому

      @@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 how about very fine

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 3 роки тому +774

    When Mumbo Jumbo gets redstone irl:

  • @jako5254
    @jako5254 2 роки тому +5

    "It appears the 914 machine, while anomalous, does still follow the laws of physics"
    *turns a pistol into a damn laser rifle*

  • @Bub123
    @Bub123 2 роки тому +26

    One of my favorite scp's. You could test soooo much things with this!

  • @smallfun9352
    @smallfun9352 3 роки тому +366

    Dr. Bright: Goes in 914 on very fine everybody: we’re all gonna die

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @River-pg1uk
      @River-pg1uk 2 роки тому +25

      if you put dr bright in without the amulet on fine i wonder would he take on the properties of the amulet or just become smarter.

    • @brianroberts783
      @brianroberts783 2 роки тому +26

      I'm surprised that's not on the list of things he's not allowed to do. There are several other things related to 914 on the list.

    • @technotrapper
      @technotrapper 2 роки тому +8

      @@brianroberts783 wait there's a list of things that Doctor Bright can't do within the foundation?

    • @andrewbutler9008
      @andrewbutler9008 2 роки тому +4

      @@technotrapper yes aparantly several hundred things most orders from 05 command a few from the administrator and the rest from the ethics committee.

  • @jonahscottsfatbussy
    @jonahscottsfatbussy 3 роки тому +474

    If they can turn a bad phone into a good one then... *Grabs gaming PC *

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 3 роки тому +17

      Tbh I'd totally do that

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 3 роки тому +67

      Input: a low end gaming pc (pentium gold cpu + gt 710)
      Setting: very fine
      Output: a workstation pc (thread ripper 3990x + 2 rtx 3090 in SLI)

    • @mateuszkubas4433
      @mateuszkubas4433 3 роки тому +50

      @@legokenobi1185 and then, put this upgraded PC once again, boom quantum computer

    • @Imnutting
      @Imnutting 3 роки тому +14

      *grabs the best PC in the world and universe*
      Let's test this out-

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 роки тому +4

      Thiago Tasca what anomalies in this pc?

  • @The_Nametag
    @The_Nametag 2 роки тому +10

    I like this format. Instead of merely repeating the writing verbatim, you rearrange and embellish a bit to animate it as a story. Nice channel.

  • @josephdavison4189
    @josephdavison4189 Рік тому +2

    So here’s basically what it does.
    Rough: hackily disassembles anything put through the machine
    Coarse: disassembles it with absolutely no damage to any parts.
    1:1: either converts it into something else of equal use and same material. Or turns it into a variation of the thing you put in.
    Fine: improves the thing in Some way or another.
    Very fine: creates an absolutely perfect version of the thing you put in.

  • @evanbarrett409
    @evanbarrett409 3 роки тому +866

    Secret laboratory players have all shared great memories with this.

  • @bonboneka9577
    @bonboneka9577 3 роки тому +53

    Some discrepancies:
    - SCP-914 takes up a floor space of 18 square *meters,* not feet.
    - Dr. Gears worked on 914 research *prior* to Dr. Veritas and Dr. Hackett being assigned to take his place. As in, he had done the preliminary testing and wrote the SCP article for it, and was already gone by the time Veritas and Hackett got there. Out-of-universe, this just means that the writer responsible for Dr. Gears had written the SCP article and a few tests, while the writer responsible for Dr. Veritas was later assigned to look after the extended test logs, which was shown in-universe by Dr. Veritas being assigned to take Dr. Gears’ place.

  • @loser6642
    @loser6642 2 роки тому +3

    The irony of Dr. Gears working on the Clockwork Machine is truly hilarious

  • @nitefurie.
    @nitefurie. 2 роки тому +9

    This generates 2 new ideas on how to kill 682, putting it through on rough, or using the gun generated, although the gun solution could be catastrophic if it adapted to it

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +1

      SCP-682 would most likely figure out what this machine is from a glance, as he is EXTREMELY intelligent. Once SCP-682 figures out a general idea of what it does, he could incapacitate any guards/researchers nearby, slam the knob to very fine, hit the key, and jump inside the Intake booth. What comes out... yeah we don't wanna think about that.

  • @wilsonno9675
    @wilsonno9675 3 роки тому +66

    914: *sits in Light Contaiment zone*
    Peanut: "I can camp you."

  • @schmoogleborf
    @schmoogleborf 3 роки тому +275

    every d boi in 914 after upgrading in scpsl:
    "I GOT AN 05 I GOT AN 05 LETS GO TO HEAVY"

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 3 роки тому +16

      Any scp that have reach 914: *BONJOUR*

    • @chinchin948
      @chinchin948 3 роки тому +6

      "oh god i forgot they had scp-096"

    • @shadowgaming3168
      @shadowgaming3168 3 роки тому

      I always leave 914 when I get the Facility Manager (the one before O5) because I can most likely find a dead guard along the way and get his gun, or I can just escape without needing one.

  • @NastyMagic
    @NastyMagic 3 роки тому +3

    Researcher: *gives old phone*
    Scp-914: "take this iphone instead."
    Dr. Gears "i will."

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg 2 роки тому +9

    Gotta love how it gave them the perfect conductor... that can't be made into wires

  • @DnDj282
    @DnDj282 3 роки тому +445

    914: *Turns calculator into iphone*
    Everyone: I'll take your entire stock!!!

    • @adamchristopher6917
      @adamchristopher6917 3 роки тому +18

      Dr. Bright: Shut up and take my firstborn!

    • @igorjosue8957
      @igorjosue8957 3 роки тому +11

      i will put in very fine to turn into a gaming pc

    • @TescoMealDeal571
      @TescoMealDeal571 3 роки тому +2

      Bruh its a BlackBerry :/ (before anyone wooshes me, i get the joke)

    • @stever7283
      @stever7283 2 роки тому

      There’s only one

    • @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349
      @friedrichwilhelmviktoralbe349 2 роки тому

      @@igorjosue8957 well somehow with even 700 million subscribers on Twitch you cannot pay your electric bill

  • @MrMisha-kn3mm
    @MrMisha-kn3mm 3 роки тому +151

    When reality starts warping and everything is in chaos but you realize that it’s just the lag from all the moving parts

  • @Omnicide101
    @Omnicide101 2 роки тому +17

    I feel it's important to note that a researcher put a chess board with the pieces on, with white having made a move, in 914, on 1:1. The machine produced a chessboard with a valid move from black.
    A SCP researcher was playing chess with 914. Judging by the logs, 914 was winning.
    914 google en passant lmao

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +2

      Considering it can mechanically produce the best possible move in chess on 1:1 setting, of course SCP-914 was winning this.

    • @dragonex4723
      @dragonex4723 Рік тому +2

      @@lordpumpkinhead265 smh 914 using stockfish

    • @ReySilverskin
      @ReySilverskin 11 місяців тому +4

      If I recall correctly, 914 actually lost that game; when the researcher input a checkmate move, the output was the board flipped over and the pieces scattered.

    • @sulphurous2656
      @sulphurous2656 8 місяців тому

      @@ReySilverskin LOL

    • @xlsfd
      @xlsfd 6 місяців тому +1

      As I recall, SCP-914 has been determined to have an ELO between 500 and 800.

  • @colegarcia7574
    @colegarcia7574 2 роки тому +11

    That feeling you get when you open a door and see this machine's containment gate 👌

  • @reginaldphalange9036
    @reginaldphalange9036 3 роки тому +82

    Dr. Charles Gears is definitely somewhere punching the air right now on how you guys made his hairline.

  • @sansogamer4707
    @sansogamer4707 3 роки тому +759

    Lets not ignore that canonically one of the scientists used this scp to watch the animated version of jojo part 5 before it was made

    • @KellyCalKelsey
      @KellyCalKelsey 3 роки тому +101

      That One Scientist who wants to see Stone Ocean Early but is only a Lvl 1 Authority: _i know what i must do, but i don't know if i have the strength to do it_

    • @jigalooo2331
      @jigalooo2331 3 роки тому +57

      Remember Area 51 raid for aliens?
      I’m starting a scp raid for that machine so we can watch animated versions of mangas early

    • @sansogamer4707
      @sansogamer4707 3 роки тому +66

      @@jigalooo2331 all is fun and games until someone puts in their DIO figurine

    • @noplacetocry8100
      @noplacetocry8100 3 роки тому +29

      Damn, I found jojo on a scp video

    • @omegasizednuts
      @omegasizednuts 3 роки тому +19

      @@sansogamer4707 That very fine Dio figuring ain't no match for match for my avengers figurine collection.
      (I put in a waifu figuring in there but that's for later lmao)

  • @primallove
    @primallove 2 роки тому +3

    "The sense of wonder and mystery begins to wear off." I don't see how the mystery can. Unlike most things in life, SCP objects are... _consistently unpredictable._ It's nothing _but_ a mystery. How can you learn to expect what you can never expect?

  • @SacsachCCABP
    @SacsachCCABP 2 роки тому +2

    “A gun capable of destroying anything in its path”
    Test that on the non melting, indestructible steel from earlier

  • @davidnakamoto2777
    @davidnakamoto2777 3 роки тому +78

    SCP 914:*Makes colt into energy Weapon
    The staff:*Wow this is so cool, this is so interesting and can be used for various functions
    Cod zombies players: PAck a PunCH

  • @OHYisWatching
    @OHYisWatching 3 роки тому +59

    the most shocking thing that comes from this episode is not the fact that they omitted the more interesting experiments, nor missing the fact that the machine is seemingly sentient and sapient (it plays chess), its the fact that Doctor Gears first name is Charles.

    • @help3173
      @help3173 3 роки тому +17

      The machine also asked for instructions when given a crossword puzzle, then when it was placed in it again it crumpled and threw the crossword out because it didn’t know how to solve it

    • @thehotwheelsreviews
      @thehotwheelsreviews 3 роки тому +7

      That SCP even CREATED A NEW SCP

    • @sdinoraful
      @sdinoraful 3 роки тому +2

      Keyword being seemingly.

  • @monsterno.definablenever.3484
    @monsterno.definablenever.3484 2 роки тому +9

    How to end the world:
    Step one: make scp 682 small enough to fit its vat in the input booth
    Step 2: Select "very fine"
    Step three: activate scp 914.

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy1 2 роки тому +40

    I'm disappointed that none of the human subjects survived to be interviewed. I would like to know about their mental state after the transformation. Especially the 1-1 D-class. Did he freak out simply from the body horror of the situation or was his brain wired differently altering his thought processes. Your DNA only contains rules for how your brain can set itself up in response to the environment and chemical triggers. How your brain actually forms depends on your childhood environment, nutrition, mental stimulation, and education. There is a LOT of room for things to be rearranged and still be considered "normal".

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 2 роки тому +14

      Tbh, I almost got the impression maybe he was aggressive because he didn't seem to know where he was and who the people were and was thinking like "Who the fuck are you people!" and the SCP foundation was like "You're our test subject where we literally subject you to deadly monsters for experiments." and he was like "Alright. I am gonna throw hands and try and escape this BS."

  • @_CG04
    @_CG04 3 роки тому +59

    Imagine Dr. Bright with this. "Can i put my amulet into it?" "If i put a sword in, do i make a lightsaber?"

    • @shortcatofficial2137
      @shortcatofficial2137 3 роки тому +30

      He put the ingredients matching the diamond pickaxe from minecraft recipe in that very same order and put that bad boy on 1:1. And yes, it was confiscated. And yes, this is actual lore.

    • @Error-hx9ze
      @Error-hx9ze 3 роки тому +11

      If dr bright put his amulet it would become an actual cognitiohazard

    • @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876
      @xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 2 роки тому +1

      If I put a gun in it will it get pack-a-punched?

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому +10

      @@xx_insert_cool_username_he6876 That literally happened with a Colt revolver on very fine becoming a Gamma Rifle. This is THE pack-a-punch machine, and oh why do I hear groaning?

    • @UKSponge360
      @UKSponge360 2 роки тому +5

      I would absolutely want to put a samurai sword through the machine on the 'Very Fine' setting, i mean come on! who wouldn't want to!!

  • @YuhoKeebs
    @YuhoKeebs 3 роки тому +161

    Normal people: Wow so weird and interesting!
    Secret Lab players: Yo put it on fine I gotta upgrade my card!

    • @HyperAshGaming
      @HyperAshGaming 3 роки тому +12

      That one guy: *puts it on rough or very fine*

    • @necro5430
      @necro5430 3 роки тому +4

      Frisky: *Heavy Breathing*

    • @merchskele7507
      @merchskele7507 2 роки тому +2

      @@HyperAshGaming oh that guy I dislike that guy

    • @purpleengiegaming
      @purpleengiegaming 2 роки тому +4

      *puts toilet on very fine angrily*

  • @AsAboveISoBelow
    @AsAboveISoBelow 2 роки тому +14

    I love the recounting of SCPs, and I've grown really fond of the animation style :D Awesome work folks!

  • @sniffersmc2827
    @sniffersmc2827 2 роки тому +3

    First time I've noticed this, they use blackbery curves, that's the most modern version of a burner you could have, they're still untrackable but have a bit more function than a normal burner

  • @strategicarchitect869
    @strategicarchitect869 3 роки тому +27

    Oh I love SCP 914! There's a giant list of the tests on the website, some with tragic results and a number of funny ones. As I recall, they did try to put unassembled IKEA furniture and manuals in there...it didn't go well needless to say. 🤣

  • @sohamchandratre
    @sohamchandratre 3 роки тому +71

    Well now the only logical thing left to do is putting SCP-682 through SCP-914 on the rough setting

    • @bonboneka9577
      @bonboneka9577 3 роки тому +12

      914’s way too fragile for that. I think it’d just get destroyed if you try lol

    • @liamwiedl931
      @liamwiedl931 3 роки тому +11

      Scp-682 would destroy it like a redstone machine in minecraft

    • @polaris3146
      @polaris3146 3 роки тому +8

      I think you mean put it on the very fine setting😂

    • @zyrillesadventurei5104
      @zyrillesadventurei5104 3 роки тому +9

      @@polaris3146 dude we don’t need another scarlet king in here. besides scp 682 is already immortal we don’t need it to be god

    • @zyrillesadventurei5104
      @zyrillesadventurei5104 3 роки тому

      @@polaris3146 also I wonder what happened if you put 343

  • @YoungGeozy
    @YoungGeozy 2 роки тому +6

    I've been hooked on SCP Declassified over the past couple of days and all I can ask myself is how the heck do they come up with all these stories? It's amazing!

  • @GhostingIcarus
    @GhostingIcarus 3 роки тому +3

    Dr Gears emoting in the beginning was catching me so off guard lmao,
    I love these videos though. Glad I subscribed!

  • @hambony1511
    @hambony1511 3 роки тому +147

    Imagine not having the setting W for “Wumbo”

  • @admiralshellshock4566
    @admiralshellshock4566 3 роки тому +89

    Me: Puts 682 on the very fine setting
    I too like to live dangerously.

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 3 роки тому +2

      Why would you do that?

    • @iamthepersonwhoasked5639
      @iamthepersonwhoasked5639 3 роки тому +7

      me puts 999 on very fine
      me to 682: no u aint killing today

    • @rosefellow_681
      @rosefellow_681 3 роки тому +6

      Apperantly someone wanted to write about this, but he was too big to fit into the machine lmao

    • @Angelicx999
      @Angelicx999 3 роки тому

      You mean you dont like to live?

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 3 роки тому

      @Ayden Huff don't do that, it would probably turn 173 into a apollyon class and it would result in a breach of secrecy and a possible XK

  • @bulldozer281
    @bulldozer281 3 роки тому +3

    Rough - destroy the object
    Course - downgrade the item
    1:1 - trade a item of equal value
    Fine - upgrade the item
    Very fine - randomize the upgrade of the item

  • @shami9773
    @shami9773 2 роки тому +5

    I think this has amazing potential to help the foundation greatly improve their Arsenal if it’s able to do that to a basic fire arm imagine if you put other weapons in it like an explosive or an explosives launcher of some kind

  • @senpapichulo4033
    @senpapichulo4033 3 роки тому +186

    What if scp 5000 was just a regular suit of England knight armor that was put into the machine and became the super advanced scp 5000 we all have mixed feelings about

    • @oanonimo410
      @oanonimo410 3 роки тому +5

      If i put SCP 5000 in this machine?

    • @ahitfan1captaina
      @ahitfan1captaina 2 роки тому +6

      The 914 machine might hold the key to terminating Scp-682

    • @River-pg1uk
      @River-pg1uk 2 роки тому +7

      @@ahitfan1captaina good luck getting him in there.

    • @ahitfan1captaina
      @ahitfan1captaina 2 роки тому +3

      @@River-pg1uk I Didn't mean Scp-682 himself I mean something that can already cause a lot of damage to him (or it) and improve it even more and perhaps weapons, shields, and/or armor made from scp-143 (The bladewood Grove) and combine them with MTF armor or weapons, or anything that can kill 682 permanently

    • @River-pg1uk
      @River-pg1uk 2 роки тому +2

      @@ahitfan1captaina i would personally be hesistant since scp 682 can often adapt to new forms of damge i thought that simply asking some of the more knowledgeable scps on how to end it or effectively contain it would be the smartest action to take.
      perhaps scp 343 or the devils contract could shed light on possible elimination methods.
      aslo what if they put scp 1609 into the clockwork on 1'1 or fine?

  • @rampantsarcasm2220
    @rampantsarcasm2220 3 роки тому +26

    "Seeing as the other researchers were very reluctant to hand over their personal effects"
    Yeah no shit, Gears didn't even reimburse the one guy lol

  • @jacksongibbs8998
    @jacksongibbs8998 2 роки тому +6

    A mouse goes in on Coarse: Out comes Pinky
    Another mouse goes in on fine: Out comes the Brain.

  • @DeltaModelX
    @DeltaModelX Рік тому +2

    my biggest questions for this are as follows:
    1: take "682 killer" from the coffee machine, put it on fine or very fine
    2: if you want something upgraded without any anomalous traits just run it on fine multiple times, or very fine multiple times if you want something truly destructive

  • @AdultToons
    @AdultToons 3 роки тому +252

    I honestly wanna know what the "Very Fine" version of humans looks like.

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +117

    Machines hate him. Learn this 1 weird trick that makes SCP-914 into the biggest G of a machine known to humankind

  • @danielfawole8457
    @danielfawole8457 Рік тому +1

    This is definitely one of my favorite scps, the way it changes what happens each time, it's so spontaneous and random. You'll never know what you're gonna get with scp-914

  • @andre_601
    @andre_601 3 роки тому +4

    3:02 Oh my god! That cursed arm movement! I can't make it unseen. I need Amnestics to forget this now!

    • @Radithor
      @Radithor 11 місяців тому

      Walter white

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 3 роки тому +313

    What the clockwork does in each setting:
    Rough: Okay, I gonna break every thing and turn it into an element with the similar atom.
    Coarse: Okay, I will gently dismantle everything and not break anything.
    1:1: Okay, I will find something similar and steal this for myself.
    Fine: Okay, I will improve this and make it the greatest item in the world.
    Very fine: Okay, *I will find the similar item in an alternative dimension and make it more weird*

  • @FlyingDoge1337
    @FlyingDoge1337 3 роки тому +50

    0:37 "He parked his Honda Civic..."
    Also him: Drives a Mercedes
    B R U H

    • @eyeroglyph4274
      @eyeroglyph4274 3 роки тому

      I was just wondering why no one spoke about the Honda

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy 2 роки тому

      He used a cognitiohazardous paint job to convince would be thieves it's just a shitty civic

  • @TellyKNetic
    @TellyKNetic Рік тому +1

    My favorite one is when the researcher starts playing chess with 914 by repeatedly putting a chessboard in the 1:1 setting.
    "I know it's probably non-sentient but that doesn't explain why it's winning!"

  • @BluejewelReal
    @BluejewelReal 2 роки тому +5

    Imagine if someone fit SCPs that were really dangerous like 173, 096, 106, 049, or 079 or even a more helpful or random SCP like 5094 or 999 into SCP-914…

  • @bladeking2378
    @bladeking2378 3 роки тому +50

    If ur bored at home this is the right channel u will never get bored

    • @duck2976
      @duck2976 3 роки тому +6

      Imagine if they put Scp-096,173,682,106 in the machine.

    • @r1cosito
      @r1cosito 3 роки тому +4

      @@duck2976 would half of those even fit?

    • @duck2976
      @duck2976 3 роки тому +2

      @@r1cosito Idk force them in there

    • @parabolaaaaa4919
      @parabolaaaaa4919 3 роки тому +3

      scp exploration did some of these

    • @duck2976
      @duck2976 3 роки тому +2

      But if we can do that would be good so we can possibly destroy them probably not because all of them are immortal

  • @spanishclasssucks
    @spanishclasssucks 3 роки тому +32

    Everbody gangsta until the very fine setting turns a D-class into the ultimate lifeform

    • @DecimatorAnimationGames
      @DecimatorAnimationGames 3 роки тому +1

      @Snatcher JoJo Reference?

    • @ChaoticNeutralGoth
      @ChaoticNeutralGoth 2 роки тому

      @KingKingly Is being vampire fitness god prerequisite??

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 роки тому

      "SCP-914 Experiment Log No. 8192"
      Dr. Kars put in a ruby in SCP-914 on the "Very Fine" setting. The outcome was a stone that seemed to harbor properties of sunlight, including being warm to the touch. Dr. Kars then proceeded to insert an ancient Aztec stone mask into the machine on the "Very Fine" setting. The result was a mysterious stone mask that when tested on a D-Class, had no effect until the D-Class wearing it slipped and broke his nose on the mask, causing it to activate and the D-Class [DATA EXPUNGED]. Dr. Kars then proceeded to try the mask with the ruby on himself, [DATA EXPUNGED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Dr. Kars is currently missing, and Dr. Joestar is seemingly involved in this incident. Dr. Joestar has also been reported missing.

  • @lonelycea8126
    @lonelycea8126 3 роки тому +14

    what if they put the immortal lizard through the "very fine" setting instead of a d-class? or the "rough" setting?

    • @jmdesertadventures803
      @jmdesertadventures803 2 роки тому +1

      Worse than what happened when they put SCP 999 inside.

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 2 роки тому +1

      @@jmdesertadventures803 What happened? Also, I forget SCP 999.

    • @jmdesertadventures803
      @jmdesertadventures803 2 роки тому +3

      @@anonymouscommentor411 if I'm correct 999 is the tickle monster. When the foundation placed a sample of 999 in the machine on the very fine setting, out came a similar instance of 999 but hostile to all life. Saying this Im starting to get the feeling that 682 might have already been through the clockworks.

  • @kianbautista1016
    @kianbautista1016 2 роки тому +2

    Could you do a series in which you animate all the scp-914 tests, reading them were absolutely hilarious, especially the little notes left on the tests.

  • @impendingoof964
    @impendingoof964 3 роки тому +53

    “Let’s put an anime girl figure into Scp-914 on the very fine setting and see if we can create living anime girls.” - Something Dr. Bright would probably do.

    • @JP-eo8zw
      @JP-eo8zw 3 роки тому +4

      Search the SCP-237 file lol

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 3 роки тому +15

      You joke, but that actually happened. *TWICE* .

    • @tonyxx4514
      @tonyxx4514 2 роки тому

      @@spacebearcadet746 excuse me but no it didnt

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 2 роки тому +4

      @@tonyxx4514 it's in the 914 test logs. Not Dr. Bright, but it happened.

    • @spacebearcadet746
      @spacebearcadet746 2 роки тому

      @@tonyxx4514 and Test 914-0328

  • @kylekronk4528
    @kylekronk4528 3 роки тому +22

    greatest anomaly here is the fact that they can keep their phones on them in such a secretive facility

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 роки тому +2

      they can't connect to outside world anyway, and betraying SCP Foundation is mistake you only make once, before becoming D-class.

  • @colegarcia7574
    @colegarcia7574 2 роки тому +2

    "STOP FRIGGIN PUTTING IT ON ROUGH AND VERY FINE, I'M TRYING TO UPGRADE MY CARD"

  • @jonesother
    @jonesother 3 роки тому +3

    It's like the kind of bizarre machines I draw when i'm bored. Even looks the part!

  • @J3ffreyW00ds
    @J3ffreyW00ds 3 роки тому +92

    SCP Exploration fans: Hey I've seen this one before.

  • @D0or
    @D0or 3 роки тому +189

    A door approves this foundation

    • @scp049leplaguedocter3
      @scp049leplaguedocter3 3 роки тому +4

      A door

    • @thecia8968
      @thecia8968 3 роки тому +1

      Laughs in Iron door

    • @D0or
      @D0or 3 роки тому +5

      @@scp049leplaguedocter3 there is one imposter among us

    • @D0or
      @D0or 3 роки тому +1

      @SCP-049 there is one imposter among us

    • @D0or
      @D0or 3 роки тому +1

      @@thecia8968 im made from the very fabric of reality

  • @hamsterking5
    @hamsterking5 2 роки тому +1

    They forgot to mention the best part! Dr. Gears plays chess with scp-914 and its won every game so far.

  • @embeboso8329
    @embeboso8329 3 роки тому +2

    You know you're special when they build a home for you
    - SCP-914