Stealthy Approach | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

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  • @deerstalkerpictures
    @deerstalkerpictures  5 років тому +2257

    We've been blown away by the response to the web-series so far! Thanks for your patience while we finished up this episode.
    So we've seen the DM play a tavern owner, a wench, and several guards now. We'd love to put him in the make-up chair and transform him into some crazy D&D critters but we can't do it without your help! Our Patreon milestones have been updated to include different races and monsters. By signing up, not only will you be supporting the show, but you'll also be funding all kinds of elaborate transformations. We're also open to suggestion - what else would you like us to turn the DM into?
    ► www.patreon.com/deerstalkerpictures

    • @technotropism
      @technotropism 5 років тому +14

      A new Cats trailer just dropped and it's terrifying, so I want to see a Tabaxi.

    • @BluplanetFriends
      @BluplanetFriends 5 років тому +3

      Please remember to add this one to your playlist!

    • @nanoevent
      @nanoevent 5 років тому +2

      These are awesome, I really hope you all can keep making them and continue to grow the series.

    • @Wolf-o8f
      @Wolf-o8f 5 років тому +5

      Turn him into a Kenku!

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  5 років тому +8

      @@Wolf-o8f Ooh that'd be so much fun!

  • @fairydrop9114
    @fairydrop9114 5 років тому +6864

    "I'll sneak up" * walks up to guard while playing Mission Impossible on the ukulele*

    • @gsogymrat
      @gsogymrat 5 років тому +144

      That did crack me up.

    • @Jay_Noir
      @Jay_Noir 5 років тому +152

      It's a lute! Why would a bard have a Oh look, it's actually a ukulele.

    • @forgelingtv7937
      @forgelingtv7937 5 років тому +40

      I got nerfed...

    • @Cpt.Str4ng3
      @Cpt.Str4ng3 5 років тому +50

      I notice now, Jack Black is basicly playing a Bard.

    • @belzebul
      @belzebul 5 років тому +17

      The Mission Impossible music parts hould have been longet tho :((

  • @dorkinabubble7772
    @dorkinabubble7772 5 років тому +3769

    “Halt in the name of the king!”
    “What’s his name?”
    😆😂😭

    • @nothanks7752
      @nothanks7752 5 років тому +114

      that fucking killed me. so good.

    • @bigmike1ak
      @bigmike1ak 5 років тому +57

      His name is “Gertrude”.

    • @remnantsofkigol98
      @remnantsofkigol98 5 років тому +52

      @@bigmike1ak with a J

    • @nizemee729
      @nizemee729 5 років тому +6

      Yeah that was a killer lol replayed it 10 times 🤣

    • @fool2740
      @fool2740 5 років тому +19

      The way he says it almost sounds like improv. This guy has great acting chops.

  • @devileanblack
    @devileanblack 5 років тому +2493

    "If fire doesn't solve the problem, it means you are not using it enough." - Nixie probably

    • @melonlord1414
      @melonlord1414 5 років тому +37

      Yeah, that's why I love Sorcerers. More Fireballs

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 5 років тому +54

      "The solution to the problem is Fireball, and if that don't work, use more Fireball"

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 4 роки тому +1

      Omer YOLAL it solve all problems but when there's to much fire or when it's hot

    • @kevobot9342
      @kevobot9342 4 роки тому +3

      Note to self never bring a pyromaniac on a sneaking mission (on raids and extermination defenitly bring)

    • @TheKnaeckebrot
      @TheKnaeckebrot 4 роки тому +2

      Chandra :D

  • @shahiemsantos
    @shahiemsantos 5 років тому +183

    I definitely like the idea of skipping their perception roll because the party is too busy bickering to notice they're getting surrounded.

  • @dgsalvilla
    @dgsalvilla 5 років тому +1411

    i agree with Nixie's style of stealth. if everybody's dead, no one can detect me. great and hilarious vid guys! keep it up.

    • @ericeyerman6285
      @ericeyerman6285 4 роки тому +16

      Yes but fireballs are loud.

    • @psychoticperi7703
      @psychoticperi7703 4 роки тому +23

      @@ericeyerman6285 then throw more. They can't stop all the fireballs.

    • @hsmacaraig
      @hsmacaraig 4 роки тому +4

      Psycotic Peri HAH-

    • @jaimereupert4247
      @jaimereupert4247 4 роки тому +6

      Hey can't fault that logic. No need to be stealthy if no one's alive to see me. 😋

    • @rowmacnezumi8953
      @rowmacnezumi8953 4 роки тому +3

      Ah, yes. Russian Stealth.

  • @polareximus
    @polareximus 5 років тому +2753

    The random guard: "why do I hear boss music"
    The murder hobo: *approaches*

    • @GenoKiller7
      @GenoKiller7 5 років тому +15

      Bruh

    • @Baron_Lio
      @Baron_Lio 5 років тому +9

      omg, murder hobo, hahahaha

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem 5 років тому +35

      @@Baron_Lio thats real d&d terminology. Search it up.
      Lest you become a *"murder hobo"*

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +19

      The boss music is played on a ukelele. It’s a very unique boss.

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 4 роки тому +7

      *boss music played on a kazuo

  • @AGrayPhantom
    @AGrayPhantom 5 років тому +2309

    He's a bard. He could have just asked the king permission to enter the garden.

    • @tylerlamb9930
      @tylerlamb9930 5 років тому +117

      Is the tiefling a warlock or a sorcerer? Either way, she could have seduced the guard to let them in.

    • @bragnir
      @bragnir 5 років тому +140

      @@tylerlamb9930 Her shtick is that she's a total pyromaniac tho... Maybe THAT was her way to seduce?

    • @Wanna-Blue
      @Wanna-Blue 5 років тому +149

      Nuzgart I mean, it WAS kinda hot

    • @venerablepoof
      @venerablepoof 5 років тому +15

      Wanna Bee badummtsss

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 5 років тому +8

      Not all bards are that powerful. Of course I guess going from a musical sense not everyone likes everything.

  • @doctorscientist7570
    @doctorscientist7570 5 років тому +2081

    “What do you mean? I put down the perfect spell for every situation.”
    “Well, you put down fireball for every answer...”
    “What’s your point person within fireball distance?”
    -JoCat, a crap guide to DnD

    • @robertssebastian8398
      @robertssebastian8398 5 років тому +105

      Everything is within fireball distance. Have you seen the reach on that thing? Asking why people love fireball is like asking why people love shotguns or beer or sex.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 5 років тому +42

      @@robertssebastian8398 Everyone: Fireball is OP!
      My tiefling succeeding the saving throw: That'll be 5 damage then?

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 5 років тому +17

      @@Person01234 Elemental Adapt feat says sorry about bypassing all your resistance.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 5 років тому +11

      @@Kugrox You might have misunderstood my post. But yeah, fire spells do more damage generally, however fire is one of the most common resistances in the game and things like fire bolt have no secondary effects. My point was that with tiefling fire resistance plus a succesful saving throw, fireball becomes really quite unimpressive. The 5 was based on a real situation I was just in where the DM rolled a little low on damage, but it was only a little low. The average is something like 24 which halved for the throw is 12 and then halved again for resistance is 6 which isn't even half damage to many martial classes at level 1, let alone the level at which you get fireball. Damage resistances are fun.

    • @Cadaveralien
      @Cadaveralien 5 років тому +12

      @@Kugrox The designers EXPLICITLY stated Fireball is OP because is an "iconic spells" , but your mental gymnastics are cute

  • @mangalores-x_x
    @mangalores-x_x 5 років тому +400

    "If fireball is not the solution, you ask the wrong question!" - Nixie

    • @Nightraven26
      @Nightraven26 4 роки тому +6

      I would just like to point out that nowhere in the spell description does it specify that Fireball makes noise :P

    • @Epintus06
      @Epintus06 3 роки тому +11

      @@Nightraven26 Well it says it explodes... 😝

    • @Thomasnmi
      @Thomasnmi Рік тому +1

      The screaming

  • @PinkyeBoy
    @PinkyeBoy 5 років тому +1356

    "Fireball, cast Fireball and just Fireball, Fireball and nothing but Fireball"
    -A Crap Guide to DnD

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 4 роки тому +32

      Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt! Lightning Bolt!

    • @PinkyeBoy
      @PinkyeBoy 4 роки тому +18

      @@Cryogenius333 Herethic

    • @Eevee9777
      @Eevee9777 4 роки тому +5

      Lol yes love that series

    • @andredumo8476
      @andredumo8476 4 роки тому +10

      All I ever needed was Fireball. Maybe Thunderwave too, but I don't think the village appreciated it when I... Accidentally blew up... Innocent people-yeah, maybe I'll skip on Thunderwave next time.

    • @Zombiewithabowtie
      @Zombiewithabowtie 4 роки тому +7

      *ELDRITCH BRAAAAP*

  • @drhapi5308
    @drhapi5308 5 років тому +2692

    As distractingly attractive as that tiefling is I am in love with the Bard’s glorious hair. I gotta get locks that suave.

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 5 років тому +110

      I mean, it's almost painful to say this, but that man's hair beats Jason Momoa and Brock O'Hurn put together 😍😍

    • @elsquisheeone
      @elsquisheeone 5 років тому +178

      all his charisma went into his hair

    • @trixieboi9530
      @trixieboi9530 5 років тому +110

      Tiefling is thicc

    • @tzeechgodofchange3197
      @tzeechgodofchange3197 4 роки тому +22

      Trixie boi very thicccccccccc

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 роки тому +50

      Honestly they're all attractive.

  • @arsarma1808
    @arsarma1808 5 років тому +2868

    The tiefling is adorable. And dangerous. And my type.

    • @varto07
      @varto07 5 років тому +387

      Is it wrong to think she looks hotter as a tiefling than as the player?

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 5 років тому +138

      Julian Esteban Verdier no. Not at all.

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 5 років тому +309

      @@varto07 She gets a +2 bonus to charisma in her tiefling form.

    • @0megacron
      @0megacron 5 років тому +213

      ... it's the fangs.

    • @2Potates
      @2Potates 5 років тому +38

      Amen.

  • @Fallingtonowhere1
    @Fallingtonowhere1 5 років тому +633

    The guards little "okay" when Avandra takes the weapon just kills me I love it 😂😂

    • @drogadepc
      @drogadepc 5 років тому +3

      I think it's Evandra

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 5 років тому +15

      "I'm...just going to pretend that didn't happen" XD

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 років тому +5

      Truly the definition of not being intimidated!😁

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 5 років тому +471

    That's exactly how I imagine a Bard stealthing is like. Though why didn't he try persuasion XD

    • @Saiavinn
      @Saiavinn 5 років тому +27

      Dunno. Maybe he's one of the elusive heterosexual bards?

    • @jocosesonata
      @jocosesonata 4 роки тому +44

      A heterosexual bard? Are you daft? Such things are mere myths!
      A bard would bed the very fabrics of reality if they are able to.

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +7

      He clearly tried to persuade the guard. It didn’t work.

    • @davedove67
      @davedove67 4 роки тому +10

      Sneaking, sneaking, and playing a stealthy song!

    • @twinodoom
      @twinodoom 4 роки тому +7

      Rookie mistake. He tried stealth when he could have tried charisma.

  • @grantpflum6844
    @grantpflum6844 2 роки тому +21

    Nixie is just to perfect! Who else would be up for a Nixie special where she is just hanging around a guild hall, going from group to group, only to get sent back for her "special" quirks?

  • @soltydog
    @soltydog 5 років тому +817

    Finally a story where the bard is not the liability. #bardsunite

    • @forgelingtv7937
      @forgelingtv7937 5 років тому +17

      Maybe not in the series but behind the scenes.....

    • @TheSnappleBomb
      @TheSnappleBomb 5 років тому +65

      What do you mean the whole team is a liability

    • @vincentrusso4097
      @vincentrusso4097 5 років тому +25

      Evilmike42 look just because I’m a clown covered in literal bells doesn’t mean I’m a liability

    • @Alatuber
      @Alatuber 5 років тому +10

      The one with the fireballs Is ALWAYS the liability

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 5 років тому +11

      @@TheSnappleBomb They're not a liability. They obviously just roll a lot of natural 1s. The tiefling then forces the NPCs to make a saving throw, so the DM can roll the natural 1 instead of her.

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 5 років тому +395

    "Hey, what was that noise?"
    Says every guard in a two kilometre radius.

    • @Recardoguy007
      @Recardoguy007 5 років тому +5

      Who’s foot prints are these?!

    • @SuperMario0972
      @SuperMario0972 5 років тому +3

      @@Recardoguy007 *whose

    • @Recardoguy007
      @Recardoguy007 5 років тому +1

      SuperMario0972 thank god your her

    • @SuperMario0972
      @SuperMario0972 5 років тому +2

      @@Recardoguy007 the devil you know...

    • @fan9775
      @fan9775 5 років тому

      Is that a fire emblem dude?

  • @GiancarlosSilva
    @GiancarlosSilva 5 років тому +375

    Psychiatrist: pink sexy tieflings do not exist, they can't hurt you.
    Nixie: FIREBALL!!

    • @kingrigg111
      @kingrigg111 5 років тому +8

      @ she can do both.

    • @TheSingleTrucker
      @TheSingleTrucker 4 роки тому

      Because Warlocks casting eldritch blast all the time is where it's at! Nah, Eeny, meeny, miny, OH WHY NOT ALL OF THEM! (MTG: mid 90s Red spell Meteor Shower)

  • @KingNovek
    @KingNovek 5 років тому +536

    "It's much easier getting past a *DEAD* guard."
    True words.

    • @giuliochris
      @giuliochris 2 роки тому +3

      Said every player of Metal Gear Solid... or just me! The Teifling is me as Snake in every mission lol. Ok, back to DnD 😁😄

  • @waves_under_stars
    @waves_under_stars 5 років тому +25

    3:03 "are you gonna roll for anything?"
    "sure, 8d6 fire damage."

  • @ciscomartinez6092
    @ciscomartinez6092 5 років тому +477

    50% comments: nixies so hot
    Other 50%: why couldn’t the bard just ask the king if he could be the new king with game breaking charisma

    • @Rathkryn
      @Rathkryn 5 років тому +28

      It's like they don't realize that the bard would have stilled rolled a natural 1. 😂

    • @RPCauldron
      @RPCauldron 5 років тому +7

      I am in the first 50%, I'm so predictable

    • @JohnWhiteHere
      @JohnWhiteHere 5 років тому +14

      but, but... Nixies so hot!!

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 5 років тому +4

      @@Rathkryn ikr... all these people saying they would have done this or that not realising it's going to fail because of rolling 1s.
      Really Nixie throwing a fireball is the ONLY thing they could do since it automatically succeeds and has base damage. .. like everything else fails on 1s. Lol.

    • @jedahxl
      @jedahxl 5 років тому

      Fuck Fireball!

  • @TheGodExperiments
    @TheGodExperiments 5 років тому +1019

    My only regret is that these don't come out more often so I can upvote them more often :-)

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  5 років тому +111

      We're just a small team here working around our day jobs so it takes a little while longer than we'd like. Good news is that Episode 3 should come out much sooner!

    • @RyanBMoura
      @RyanBMoura 5 років тому +5

      @@deerstalkerpictures

    • @zovoloo
      @zovoloo 5 років тому +3

      i agreeeeee this is AWESOME

    • @orcsword
      @orcsword 5 років тому +1

      @@deerstalkerpictures then I subscribe :)))

    • @АнтонСеливанов-ь2о
      @АнтонСеливанов-ь2о 5 років тому +2

      @@deerstalkerpictures You are awesome!
      A huge thanks to you for all smiles and giggles I have while watching the video (This moment when players have an argue... Just gamemastering in a nutshell!)
      I know what is it to make something big in parallel with regular day job, and hope you are really proud of your project, it is great and inspirational.
      Also love your make up and acting!
      Please, take your time to make such a good content. Thank you!

  • @HuevoBendito
    @HuevoBendito 5 років тому +411

    That Tiefling/player speaks to a dark, primal urge everyone gets once they get access to Fireball.

    • @Dustywitch
      @Dustywitch 5 років тому +3

      Playa wild mage once that happens after rolling a wild surge

    • @scottish-hero6664
      @scottish-hero6664 4 роки тому +4

      When u are a wild magic sorcerer that just so happens to keep turning themselves into flaming ash along with everything else in a 20ft radius

    • @ErenisRanitos
      @ErenisRanitos 4 роки тому +2

      or Lightning bolt. been there. actually still am... used it only once since I've got it, because I need to deal WITH POLITICS!!!

    • @wolight
      @wolight 4 роки тому +13

      Fireball is never the answer. It is a question and the answer is always Yes

    • @lorgariiix
      @lorgariiix 3 роки тому +2

      Mhm, same with the higher tier ice spells or necromantic spells

  • @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa9161
    @asdfghjkllkjhgfdsa9161 5 років тому +9

    That tiefling's high charisma score adds bonus to all the right spots. Mind blown!

  • @researcherchameleon4602
    @researcherchameleon4602 3 роки тому +13

    That corpse telling them to roll perception is hilarious, I am surprised he wasn’t the one we saw at the end of the video

  • @vanhende
    @vanhende 5 років тому +386

    "when all you prepare is fireballs, then everyone looks like kindling.."
    (an invoker proverb)

    • @kendalldrury8156
      @kendalldrury8156 5 років тому +36

      To quote Davvy Chappy, Give a man a fire an he'll be warm for a day, Set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +3

      Gonna guess that, as a trifling, she's probably a sorcerer, and doesn't need to prepare spells.

    • @NanoNovaBlast
      @NanoNovaBlast 5 років тому +3

      vanhende It Makes perfect sense fireball is the perfect spell for every situation

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +2

      This is not a proverb
      This is a way of life

    • @armvex
      @armvex 5 років тому +1

      I guess she took her lesson from this guy
      ua-cam.com/video/U1Gs8WTddI4/v-deo.html

  • @starlitez_
    @starlitez_ 5 років тому +663

    No one:
    Nixie: Lets set it on fire-
    Edit: WOAH HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET TO 666 LIKES-

    • @likeorasgod
      @likeorasgod 5 років тому +9

      Pretty much her answer for every thing...I once played a Pyro-Mage that was pretty much like that. Party gets in fight....point blank fireball.....she was immune to fire. Killed all the goblins, but the party is half dead....but hay did I tell you I killed all the goblins?

    • @kevynhansyn2902
      @kevynhansyn2902 5 років тому +2

      As long as she finds creative ways to use her fire than this can go on for awhile.
      When players just do the same fire type thing all the time it gets stale.
      I love this so far.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому

      You laugh
      But this is exactly the strategy my party used to sneak into a criminal organization HQ unnoticed
      Best part is that it was not the trigger-happy evoker (a.k.a my character) who suggested it

    • @vincentrusso4097
      @vincentrusso4097 5 років тому

      I brought this up to 666 likes

  • @patrickholt2270
    @patrickholt2270 5 років тому +503

    Toy halberds have gotten a lot less bendy since my day.

  • @Colonel_Klink
    @Colonel_Klink 5 років тому +56

    Not only is the Tiefling adorable, but damn lethal!

  • @TopAnimeLoverEver
    @TopAnimeLoverEver 4 роки тому +24

    I love how when she tries to break his staff, the knight just has that look on his face like "same old shit, just a damn different day." He doesn't even try to take it back, he just sighs and waits. How many dorks have failed intimidation rolls in front of this knight that he just lets it happen at this point? 😂

  • @Skrello
    @Skrello 5 років тому +439

    “Halt! In the name of the King”
    “WhAtS hIs NaMe?”

  • @Rathkryn
    @Rathkryn 5 років тому +251

    This party rolls like I do whenever lives are on the line.

  • @bretmelton3823
    @bretmelton3823 5 років тому +194

    Three grizzled old warriors sitting on a bench outside the garden entrance, smoking pipes.
    "They should asked the guard what is the flight velocity of a sparrow", one says.

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 5 років тому +38

      Laden, or unladen? African, or European? Specifics, man!

    • @spoonimefan
      @spoonimefan 4 роки тому +21

      Ah, I see you are people of culture, as well. ☺

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 4 роки тому +5

      @@spoonimefan It COULD grip it by the husk.

    • @IfIHadMyTimeAgain
      @IfIHadMyTimeAgain 4 роки тому +3

      Bret Melton sparrow, or swallow?

    • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
      @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 4 роки тому +3

      I hear it files south for the winter

  • @Cerbyo
    @Cerbyo 2 роки тому +6

    that spear twirling is impressive. so was the druid guys stealth dodging

  • @EnderMega
    @EnderMega Рік тому +5

    4:09 I love this, this is exactly how I imagine my npcs sometimes.

  • @JISHBOSIN
    @JISHBOSIN 5 років тому +121

    The moment that sold me that this could be a true D&D campaign was "Jerald.... with a J" (for the players how to spell asking)

  • @osanneart9318
    @osanneart9318 5 років тому +421

    Everyone: Nixie, No!
    Nixie: NIXIE, YES!!! FIREBALL!

    • @nickcarpenter7904
      @nickcarpenter7904 5 років тому +9

      Osanne Art was..was that a dbzabridged reference?

    • @osanneart9318
      @osanneart9318 5 років тому +3

      @@nickcarpenter7904 idunno. I mostly know these lines as a meme, but that could very well be the origin of the meme

    • @eoftar3192
      @eoftar3192 Рік тому +1

      Nixie: Nixie always YES!

  • @Jay_Noir
    @Jay_Noir 5 років тому +294

    Eva: "Have you seen what my character is wearing? Plate armor? Very loud."
    Eva's plate armor: Pauldrons, a collar and nothing else. Made of cardboard. Very loud.
    first level problems.

    • @nigeldepledge3790
      @nigeldepledge3790 5 років тому +43

      Have you *seen* the price of full plate armour?!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +4

      Gonna guess this is real life costume budget issues.

    • @arsarma1808
      @arsarma1808 5 років тому +8

      I imagine she's meant to be wearing like a tabard over plate.

    • @alessialaudante6825
      @alessialaudante6825 5 років тому +3

      Say that to my bugbear paladin...sometimes I don't really know how he manages sneak up on everyone so quietly, race bonus or not😂

    • @harryd5571
      @harryd5571 5 років тому +2

      @@alessialaudante6825 oh. Perhaps he trained the "Ingnored Visibility" skill. You know... like that guy that was in your class so many years and when you graduated you wonder where you have seen him before.
      So that skill might be negative most of the time but in this case it makes him invisible ;)
      It can be trained so much that people would just find it absolutely normal that this person is around and entering the building. Like that: "Oh, nobody would just enter like that, he must have been here all the years... Aaah. I cannot remember his name. What a shame! Better just smile and ignore" ;)

  • @jocosesonata
    @jocosesonata 4 роки тому +35

    Yeah, again, Antrius: hair of Mamoa, voice of Hemsworth.

  • @gabrieleriva_bboykappside
    @gabrieleriva_bboykappside 2 роки тому +1

    I've seen one guy in a campaign in this ttrpg in a futuristic time. The party was in a room filled with soldiers or something. The guy says: "I'll throw a grenade". He does that, the gm is like "you know who's in the room right? Cassandra, the hostage, is right at the end of the room" so basically he destroys everything, and even though the soldiers all died, the hostage they had to free was almost killed.
    He threw for damage and it was a freaking lot.

  • @brettpid6416
    @brettpid6416 5 років тому +115

    came for the Tiefling stayed for the fun comedy.. and the Tiefling

  • @KHlb_
    @KHlb_ 5 років тому +442

    To be fair, no one will notice, if there's nobody to notice.

    • @oOPPHOo
      @oOPPHOo 5 років тому +6

      And no body left behind after the incineration.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +2

      @@oOPPHOo did someone imply fireball?

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 5 років тому +7

      If there are no living witnesses, it counts as stealth....

    • @seanvizzini2064
      @seanvizzini2064 5 років тому +2

      And if violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

    • @AltarinTV
      @AltarinTV 5 років тому

      i used this tactics in dishonored. You even got nice perk that every killed guy will instantly turn to dust. So i killed every single guy i ever encountered and turned him to dust. And somehow someone always STILL noticed.

  • @piotrkuberkiewicz7774
    @piotrkuberkiewicz7774 5 років тому +10

    I watched it first time for a plot. I'm re-watching it all the time just for Nixie 💗

  • @Teag_Brohman15
    @Teag_Brohman15 4 роки тому +8

    0:50 he's doing his own theme music again

    • @jameshamaker9321
      @jameshamaker9321 Рік тому

      I honestly thought, I was alone, when the bard was playing the mission impossible theme in thinking about emperor's new groove. That has the same energy.

  • @evadevore1320
    @evadevore1320 5 років тому +101

    The true hero of this video is Cat Percer

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  5 років тому +28

      A perfect performance every single take!

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 5 років тому +2

      @@deerstalkerpictures will u add a jerky player that his role playing character is a modern day soldier(any nationality) OP the other characters? 😂

  • @googleisacruelmistress1910
    @googleisacruelmistress1910 5 років тому +313

    Not gonna lie, that Tiefling is hot * badumn diss *

  • @Crazymerc22
    @Crazymerc22 5 років тому +68

    GM: Wow, I've never had a student get the answer wrong for every situation
    Nixie: What do you mean? I chose the perfect spell for every situation.
    GM: Well, you answered fireball for every question.
    Nixie: What's your point person within fireball distance.

    • @Creshex8
      @Creshex8 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @captainwrecksss7005
    @captainwrecksss7005 5 років тому +7

    3:24 Mornin! Nice day for fireballs ain’t it? HU HA!

  • @belzemus4725
    @belzemus4725 5 років тому +5

    I swear to god the mage in my DnD party is literally the fucking tiefling "Oh, so no one has any better idea? *WELP FUCKIN' FIREBALL IT IS* "

  • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
    @cooltrainervaultboy-39 5 років тому +46

    Halt in the name of the King!
    That's awfully tough talk of someone within FIREBALL DISTANCE!

    • @harryd5571
      @harryd5571 5 років тому +1

      He trained his whole life to be prepared to say that sentence until the end of his life. I would say he was successful, right? ;)

  • @herosupport1606
    @herosupport1606 5 років тому +120

    The tiefling is my favorite character she is so pure of heart and by that I mean pure fun.

    • @whitleypedia
      @whitleypedia 4 роки тому +8

      she is a winner!

    • @Katharina-rp7iq
      @Katharina-rp7iq 4 роки тому +5

      You mean int is her dump stat and clueless sadism her motto?

    • @comicstrider4851
      @comicstrider4851 4 роки тому +7

      "Pure of heart"
      Yeah right lmao

    • @estebanplourde681
      @estebanplourde681 3 роки тому +5

      @@comicstrider4851 You don't have time to lie when you are casting FIREBALL!!!!

  • @jeroldblackwell5922
    @jeroldblackwell5922 5 років тому +166

    It felt so weird to hear "Jerald...with a j" because I have had to say that so many times it's now an automatic response when someone is typing/writing my name.

    • @Wanna-Blue
      @Wanna-Blue 5 років тому +1

      Why is your UA-cam name JerOld then 🤔 Am I correct to assume that there is a misspelling in your name in a comment about how to correctly spell your name? :DD

    • @jeroldblackwell5922
      @jeroldblackwell5922 5 років тому +5

      @@Wanna-Blue Or maybe i read their description and realized they still spelled it with an "a" XD

    • @Wanna-Blue
      @Wanna-Blue 5 років тому +3

      Jerold Blackwell Nahh, that would make waay to much sense :)

    • @jeroldblackwell5922
      @jeroldblackwell5922 5 років тому +2

      @@Wanna-Blue I tend to make sense. It's so much easier that way

    • @Wanna-Blue
      @Wanna-Blue 5 років тому +2

      @Jerold Blackwell Easy is just another word for not-worth-it

  • @Creshex8
    @Creshex8 4 роки тому +4

    Nixie/Nichole has the incredible gift of being entertaining and funny by just making facial expressions and saying things that aren’t at all jokes.
    ...”Fireball!”... 3:26
    I don’t know why I find this so darn funny!
    I think the actress’s acting is so good, she completely embodies the spirit of an impulsive tiefling pyromaniac that wants to be one in real life...
    Or maybe she’s not pretending? 😅

  • @gmfreeman4211
    @gmfreeman4211 4 роки тому +2

    @3:35 That little "noise". Gotta love it.

  • @Phalxxx
    @Phalxxx 5 років тому +128

    People are talking about Nixie of course - the giggle anime-like pyro cutie-girl will obviously appeal to many. I just wanna say that guard was attractive. I wouldn't mind tasting "the king's justice."

    • @justinbell7309
      @justinbell7309 4 роки тому +9

      He does look good in leather

    • @Thiago_Caco
      @Thiago_Caco 4 роки тому +9

      Hentai DnD Guide.

    • @deoxyplasmic
      @deoxyplasmic 4 роки тому +8

      Same. I think a lot of us were thinking, "but why not his... justice?" *pouts*

  • @heavyweaponsguy6824
    @heavyweaponsguy6824 5 років тому +102

    "Are you going to roll for anything?"
    No but he will.

    • @egosdragonis6149
      @egosdragonis6149 3 роки тому

      *she

    • @dr.antonius8350
      @dr.antonius8350 3 роки тому +2

      @@egosdragonis6149 Actually, the post above is right. With Fireball, the *caster* (Nixie in this case) doesn't have to roll an attack, it's up to the target(s) to roll saving throws.
      A link if anyone is interested: www.aidedd.org/dnd/sorts.php?vo=fireball

    • @Failedlegend
      @Failedlegend 2 роки тому +1

      @@egosdragonis6149 no he is correct, when you cast fireball the opponent rolls a save not the caster

    • @thatHARVguy
      @thatHARVguy 2 роки тому

      @@Failedlegend Stop, drop and roll.

  • @ТимофейМиронов-б6ы
    @ТимофейМиронов-б6ы 5 років тому +43

    I think this tiefling is the main reason why I'm wathing this

  • @laurend8275
    @laurend8275 3 роки тому +3

    0:50 is 100% my pink Tiefling, Joy, every time she tries to stealth.

  • @grantpflum6844
    @grantpflum6844 2 роки тому +3

    That "roll initiative" at the end was just too perfect!

  • @thegnarledpirate9198
    @thegnarledpirate9198 5 років тому +176

    Option 1: close your eyes and pretend nothing happend.
    Option 2: stay with your eyes open and wish nothing has happend.
    Yeah, that's seems two reasonable choices to me

  • @technotropism
    @technotropism 5 років тому +28

    My character (a Great Old One Warlock) would have taken the Nixie approach. There's a reason he was knocked unconscious at least once per session... Thanks to our very patient Pali and her Lay on Hands for making him last as long as he has.

  • @medeirosinc
    @medeirosinc 5 років тому +53

    WHEN THE DEAD BURNT GUARD TELLS THEM TO ROLL PERCEPTION. 4:09 lmfao im dead.

  • @v-veritas
    @v-veritas 4 роки тому +3

    4:17 The face is like: "Forgive me, Lord, for what I must do."

  • @roykennedy
    @roykennedy 5 років тому +8

    2:26 When you don't ask the DM if the halberd has a metal or wooden poll

  • @o.d.d.792
    @o.d.d.792 5 років тому +493

    Thought the tiefling was going to seduce the guard because of the "bouncing" approach at 3:16 and then roll persuasion NAT 1, the guard is gay he is unaffected

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 5 років тому +68

      And then she casts fireball in spite.

    • @SVesp-nw2dw
      @SVesp-nw2dw 5 років тому +59

      Bouncing Argument. That's very good strategy.

    • @keeper21br
      @keeper21br 5 років тому +25

      The ominous music indicated otherwise, though

    • @AnoAssassin
      @AnoAssassin 4 роки тому +4

      @@keeper21br
      And Episode 1 with introduction to Nixie's personality

  • @brianinthepark5429
    @brianinthepark5429 5 років тому +51

    We want All Nixie all the time!! TY.

  • @SussySerbo
    @SussySerbo 5 років тому +127

    "Fireball"
    hehe... classic

    • @SuperMario0972
      @SuperMario0972 5 років тому +1

      come ooon, I want a meteor storm...

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 5 років тому +1

      But if you're a sorcerer, why would you fail the argument?
      I mean, mine has 19 charisma...
      I could out-argue a bard in all likelihood...
      Also, why no seduction attempts? XD

    • @corvus1253
      @corvus1253 5 років тому

      @@SuperMario0972 Characters aren't powerful enough for meteor swarm.

    • @SuperMario0972
      @SuperMario0972 5 років тому

      @@corvus1253 maybe but no reason I can't wish for it... ;-)

  • @Rystefn
    @Rystefn 5 років тому +57

    For like half a second, I thought she was going to roll up there with a seduction attempt. Then I remembered the previous episode, and now I'm not convinced she didn't.

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 5 років тому +12

    1:34 Nice moves, man. 2:50
    4:10 "Roll for perception." xD

  • @MrAcerulez
    @MrAcerulez 5 років тому +44

    Gotta admit, that guard’s pole skills are pretty good.
    This was hilarious and accurate XD I think my favorite was the bard’s

  • @marginis
    @marginis 5 років тому +1948

    This is unrealistic.
    All of these people are far too good looking to be real.

    • @forgelingtv7937
      @forgelingtv7937 5 років тому +93

      We only exist in rumours

    • @Fallingtonowhere1
      @Fallingtonowhere1 5 років тому +48

      You can thank their makeup and wardrobe for that

    • @berndarndt9924
      @berndarndt9924 5 років тому +21

      Its called magic.

    • @GrammarPaladin
      @GrammarPaladin 5 років тому +38

      @@berndarndt9924 More specifically, the illusion enchantment called glamour.

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 5 років тому +68

      @Joe Blow f e m a l e s

  • @vladimirserpov6773
    @vladimirserpov6773 5 років тому +19

    0:30 Druid in a form of a cat overheard them. Their plan was doomed from the start.

    • @etphemera
      @etphemera 5 років тому +4

      She's in the first episode too. Break out your theorycrafting materials.

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 4 роки тому

      Reminds me of Merylwen from Oxventure XD Should go check it out I came here from there

  • @Alex-fc8xn
    @Alex-fc8xn 5 років тому +2

    I love the classic *tap tap, walk away* of the guard at the start.

  • @audio_dregs
    @audio_dregs 4 роки тому +2

    1:34 watch out, we’ve got a badass here lol

  • @TheTootyFrooty
    @TheTootyFrooty 5 років тому +48

    Can always rely on Fireball to solve all of life's little problems.

    • @GuardianTactician
      @GuardianTactician 5 років тому +3

      Just Fireball. ONLY FIREBALL.

    • @TheLegionOfTheDamned.
      @TheLegionOfTheDamned. 5 років тому +3

      @@GuardianTactician the only thing better than a Fierball is lots 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LukyRemington
      @LukyRemington 5 років тому

      Or a hammer. A BIG hammer.

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 5 років тому +2

      And the big problems

  • @rubiesncreme
    @rubiesncreme 5 років тому +21

    "Also, your alignment shifts to Chaotic Evil."

    • @Fallingtonowhere1
      @Fallingtonowhere1 5 років тому +1

      It's how she would have wanted it

    • @Tony_Goat
      @Tony_Goat 5 років тому +3

      She didn't change alignment, she was already Chaotic Evil.

  • @TheCelticCowboy98
    @TheCelticCowboy98 5 років тому +4

    Tiefling is best girl and fireball is best spell for any situation. I like her character already!

  • @LastKatanaGirl
    @LastKatanaGirl 5 років тому +11

    I really love the reaction of the DM. They don't listen to roll perception. Then they'll roll for initiative instead. 😎

  • @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844
    @mysticmagicsmurfdarklord6844 4 місяці тому +1

    I love how he just lets her take his halberd and try to snap it
    That was funng

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 5 років тому +81

    Quietly eh?
    *starts casting metamagic silenced FIREBALL*

    • @nagyati87
      @nagyati87 5 років тому

      XD

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 5 років тому +4

      subtle spell doesn't make the spell quieter, it just removes the verbal and somatic components from the spell.
      If you cast silence first however...

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 5 років тому +3

      @@Person01234 That was the joke. Someone casting the spell silently then blowing up the entire garden with a huge obvious fireball and optional mushroom cloud.
      But now I have a question. Where is it called subtle magic and where is it called silent casting? Because in Neverwinter Nights it was called silent not subtle.

    • @Person01234
      @Person01234 5 років тому +1

      @@DGneoseeker1 Well, we might be talking about different things, though in D&D 5e "metamagic" is a feature of sorcerers and one option for it's use (the only one that vaguely fit what you said) is subtle spell (modifying a spell to not need it's verbal or somatic components). If your comment is based on a previous edition or on something based on a previous edition it may well have different wording.

    • @DGneoseeker1
      @DGneoseeker1 5 років тому

      @@Person01234 That's what I was talking about. I think NWN must have been based on an early version of D&D.

  • @ravenandthecrow
    @ravenandthecrow 5 років тому +4

    I think the two women are gorgeous in game and outside of game.
    I think the two guys are awesome and funny.
    I wish there is more of this webseries.

  • @alexandergudde4621
    @alexandergudde4621 5 років тому +13

    I love this. Keep it up.
    The girl who plays the fire girl is adorable btw

  • @ElffieElix
    @ElffieElix 5 років тому +46

    "only nobles are allowed in the garden"
    Aka why to have a charlatan or Noble in the party

  • @kingedgelord4726
    @kingedgelord4726 5 років тому +27

    and once again nyxie proves that she's best girl

  • @glass7923
    @glass7923 5 років тому +5

    1:19 the way his voice breaks is absolute gold

  • @MoistCrumpet
    @MoistCrumpet 5 років тому +30

    Avandra: How are we gonna get past these guards?
    Nixie: We can set them on fire!

  • @dbsommers1
    @dbsommers1 5 років тому +9

    I remembering DMing a crew back in the day.
    Me: You could try to talk your way past the guard.
    Others: Why? We're still armed.We can fight our way past.
    So yeah, the above actually started out restrained in my eyes.

  • @DanaOredson
    @DanaOredson Рік тому +1

    That halberd flourish, though!

  • @austinstruhar8160
    @austinstruhar8160 5 років тому +5

    Nixie makes the devil happy he spawned Tieflings into existence

  • @jackgrieco3192
    @jackgrieco3192 5 років тому +4

    Ok but is nobody going to mention how awesome that fireball looks?

  • @Zeelio
    @Zeelio 5 років тому +28

    Nixie: Why are you booing me I'm right

  • @muadibadder3345
    @muadibadder3345 5 років тому +24

    The good old Spell slinging Murder Hobo tactic, messy, but it get's results.

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 5 років тому +3

      Not necessarily good results, but results

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat 3 роки тому +2

    "Jerald with a J" - lmao got me in stitches, that remark is exactly what a GM would say (and sloppily using his RP-voice too).

  • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
    @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 роки тому +1

    I didn't notice this at first, but the bard's 'stealthy approach' feels like watching a jack black character XD

  • @hereandtheremedia2821
    @hereandtheremedia2821 5 років тому +15

    Loving the Tiefling Character, she's hilarious and badass!

  • @mello6628
    @mello6628 5 років тому +4

    Nixie: FIREBAAAALL!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @juliehamel8330
    @juliehamel8330 5 років тому +11

    I'm suprised no one tried to flirt with that handsome gard. 🥰

    • @Trazyn_the_Hoarder
      @Trazyn_the_Hoarder 5 років тому +1

      Bet the bard could've been successful this once if he tried :D

    • @kendalldrury8156
      @kendalldrury8156 5 років тому +3

      too risky, they could end up tasting the King's Justice.

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 років тому +2

      @@kendalldrury8156 it might be a good idea to taste the king's justice that definitely isn't his dick

    • @louisbabycos106
      @louisbabycos106 5 років тому +1

      @@goggles8691
      It's good to be the king

  • @T4N7
    @T4N7 5 років тому +1

    I wonder how many people noticed that all the charismatic fails r being done by an entire party of Charisma class characters

  • @namekman01
    @namekman01 5 років тому +8

    "HALT! IN THE NAME OF THE KING!"
    "whats his name?"
    LMAO