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  • While on their way to see an elf go up in flames, the party comes across a knight. When their sharp blades don't manage to pierce his armour, Antrius decides to use his sharp wit instead.
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  • @deerstalkerpictures
    @deerstalkerpictures  4 роки тому +1044

    How amazing are the stat cards and character sheets Eva designed for the 1 For All Adventurer's Pack? We played with them the other night and it was a heap of fun so we can't wait for you guys to get your hands on them! What else would you like to see included in the pack in the future? Get access to it here: www.patreon.com/deerstalkerpictures

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 4 роки тому +23

      You know what would be quite awesome? Having some high detail 3D printable figurines or busts of the hero trio. There are quite a few talented sculpting artists on Patreon, like the Artisan Guild, PollyGrimm, Duncan Shadow Louca and others which would be suitable for the task.

    • @wim0104
      @wim0104 4 роки тому +17

      @@axelhopfinger533 LOL: did somebody say busts!? Perfectly Framed Busts...

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  4 роки тому +34

      We are planning on adding this in the future!!

    • @spacecthulhu399
      @spacecthulhu399 4 роки тому +2

      This is not vicious mockery. were did you get these form. www.unorianalroasts.com. also 5:08 not realy for making a d&d series. You are prity teribele at it i mean. Dieing right after meeting. na tanks i want to go on a adventure. Not die on the furst sesion. Also that tubnail you becoming a clicbait channel now. you asked for it love the videos

    • @Schloober
      @Schloober 4 роки тому +13

      @@spacecthulhu399 Are you okay?

  • @graysoncarlyle2399
    @graysoncarlyle2399 4 роки тому +4619

    First time Antrius burned a guy to death instead of Nixie.

    • @DoomsdayR3sistance
      @DoomsdayR3sistance 4 роки тому +114

      They don't even need Nixie's bonfire, the heat that is going to come off of this guy from all those burns will easily keep the party warm throughout the coming night, and perhaps the night after that too.

  • @Balpharion
    @Balpharion 4 роки тому +2516

    The best vicious mockery i know is comming from a french pirate called Surcouf.
    When a british officer taunted Surcouf with the words "You french fight for money while we fight for honour", Surcouf replied "Each of us fights for what he lacks most".
    He avenged nation of France for all times xD

    • @CrystalPrelude
      @CrystalPrelude 4 роки тому +147

      That's the kind of insult where you just rock back on your hells and whisper, "Oh shit.."

    • @Alarak_
      @Alarak_ 4 роки тому +59

      @@CrystalPrelude no one screw with Surcouf ... *No one*

    • @hugofontes5708
      @hugofontes5708 4 роки тому +21

      @@CrystalPrelude I literally did that as I read the insult

    • @arcDicker
      @arcDicker 4 роки тому +47

      And the british officer takes 1d4 physical damage.

    • @reigninoel
      @reigninoel 4 роки тому +23

      Oooooh, damn that is a grade A burn.

  • @mrsvarillas4078
    @mrsvarillas4078 3 роки тому +665

    Vicious Mockery: "Two wrongs don't make a right...just ask your parents..."
    "If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you happier?"

  • @erikwilliams1562
    @erikwilliams1562 4 роки тому +422

    “You’re lucky. She REFUSES to leave me”
    That one dealt max damage

  • @andor6401
    @andor6401 4 роки тому +1633

    Nixie: I'm good at burning people.
    Antrius: hold my insults.

    • @MilkieFeline
      @MilkieFeline 4 роки тому +33

      "Hold my lute" more like.

    • @earothefancy8144
      @earothefancy8144 4 роки тому +21

      @@MilkieFeline "Hold the milk your mother forgot to get"

    • @pablorepetto2759
      @pablorepetto2759 3 роки тому +2

      May the algorithm look kindly upon this small offer of a like and a comment

    • @SelûnaAiko
      @SelûnaAiko 2 роки тому +2

      She's good at roast people

    • @honzabalak3462
      @honzabalak3462 Рік тому

      Antrius: Hold my mouth or I shall insult you a second time.
      And then he farted in their general dkrection.

  • @belgarath6388
    @belgarath6388 4 роки тому +1263

    Anyone else got a list of insults just for that extra flair for vicious mockery?
    "Oh damn, did a wizard cast polymorph on on you or does your father just have a thing for Hags?"

    • @jonathanblanton9446
      @jonathanblanton9446 4 роки тому +169

      Ginny Di did an entire video of Vicious Mockery insults. "You're so ugly, a succubus told you she didn't want to risk ruining your friendship."

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 роки тому +81

      "I know hags normally puke up their offspring, but in your case, I think you gave her indigestion."

    • @nathangoedeke694
      @nathangoedeke694 4 роки тому +18

      You fight like a Dairy Farmer

    • @jackielinde7568
      @jackielinde7568 4 роки тому +71

      "My gods! How often do you have to hide from the plague carts and the cadaver dogs?"

    • @wuftchan8299
      @wuftchan8299 4 роки тому +2

      lol

  • @seisner6655
    @seisner6655 4 роки тому +2789

    Vicious Mockery: This series has only one good actor. And it's the cat.

    • @taine9968
      @taine9968 4 роки тому +109

      YOU DID THEM DIRTY

    • @TheAstronautSoap
      @TheAstronautSoap 3 роки тому +98

      OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

    • @ns0557212
      @ns0557212 3 роки тому +28

      @Ryley Murphy fail. The white cat appearing was the better meme, let the original poster do his work!
      You take 1d4 psychic damage.

    • @KaiHyouookami
      @KaiHyouookami 3 роки тому +24

      Damn, I really thought I wasn't gonna see any actual vicious mockery here today.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 роки тому +12

      the cat is almost like the white-furred version of Owlkitty

  • @PeterOlito
    @PeterOlito 4 роки тому +219

    I once played a bard duelist (larp, not D&D, but still, was pretty fun): "how could i offend you more than nature already has?" was one of my favourite mockery.

    • @Alex-xt1rr
      @Alex-xt1rr 11 місяців тому +1

      So basically the old Monkey Island insult fencing.

  • @muskatDR
    @muskatDR 4 роки тому +4493

    Everyone want a gf that looks at them the way Nixie looks at fire

    • @phoenixdraws2212
      @phoenixdraws2212 4 роки тому +72

      So true

    • @marcocappelli2236
      @marcocappelli2236 4 роки тому +29

      Not everyone likes pyromaniacs...

    • @falcychead8198
      @falcychead8198 4 роки тому +131

      I want a girlfriend who looks at me the way I look at Eva's... Bags of Holding.

    • @NothingXemnas
      @NothingXemnas 4 роки тому +33

      And some that craves for some lovey-dovey... hugs, as much as she craves for... heat.

    • @americansupervillain4595
      @americansupervillain4595 4 роки тому +11

      @@marcocappelli2236 Just place fire extinguishers around the house, and everything will be ok.

  • @novaeeeee
    @novaeeeee 4 роки тому +1184

    Vicious Mockery: “You’re about as useful as True Strike.”

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 4 роки тому +88

      WOAH WOAH WOAH THERE!
      That's WAY too far for even CE, you monster!

    • @WingZX1103
      @WingZX1103 4 роки тому +16

      Ultra burn

    • @x3z8
      @x3z8 4 роки тому +21

      This works well as a burn for 5e players but not for any other edition

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 4 роки тому +26

      I just took critical damage
      from a _save_ cantrip

    • @joaolucasfraga9147
      @joaolucasfraga9147 4 роки тому +6

      True Strike can be useful on the early stages, for called shots.
      I learned that the hard way when my Wizard got his tongue cut...

  • @grantpflum6844
    @grantpflum6844 2 роки тому +77

    I just LOVE the fact that whenever they try to solve a problem in a new way they have to specify that Nixie is OUT of spell slots first!

    • @lisagulick4144
      @lisagulick4144 11 місяців тому +8

      Poor Nixie. All she has is a Fireball, so every thing (and everybody) looks like wood!

    • @Werebitch_Lanoire
      @Werebitch_Lanoire 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeahh... someone should get that girrrl a flamethrower. ARTIFICER!!!!!

  • @Dent42
    @Dent42 3 роки тому +158

    #viciousmockery "If you were locked in a room with a Mind Flayer, the Mind Flayer would starve to death."

    • @massive.nerd.potential
      @massive.nerd.potential 4 місяці тому +1

      It has been said about us several times that mind flayers would just ignore us.

  • @Tenebros
    @Tenebros 4 роки тому +1515

    Dark knight: "its just a flesh wound!"
    Bard: "your parents never love you."
    Dark knight: "First of all ouch..."

    • @sergeycaplya6919
      @sergeycaplya6919 4 роки тому +56

      Bard: "your parents never love you.
      Dark knight " of course, i killed them".

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 3 роки тому +14

      @@sergeycaplya6919 More like a Death Knight

    • @chengkuoklee5734
      @chengkuoklee5734 Рік тому +15

      "Martha..."
      Dark Knight:" Why you say that name?!"

  • @captainbirch9835
    @captainbirch9835 4 роки тому +1468

    My friends: bards are the worst! Why do you always play them?
    Me:

    • @irapoannfilho
      @irapoannfilho 4 роки тому +5

      exactly!

    • @Dekarowski25
      @Dekarowski25 4 роки тому +1

      How about a Bard Thiefling

    • @oniminikui
      @oniminikui 4 роки тому +8

      @@Dekarowski25 Would that be a bard/rogue tiefling?

    • @lu-mon
      @lu-mon 4 роки тому +4

      I'm playing a bard for the first time atm and I am absolutely going to try this

    • @TheJerbol
      @TheJerbol 4 роки тому +20

      Anyone who says bards are bad are a bad DnD player lol. They're legit one of the best classes, by far

  • @DarinObsidian
    @DarinObsidian 4 роки тому +270

    Vicious Mockery: "I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it."

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 3 роки тому +195

    5:04 That cat adds tremendous production value.

    • @5Cats
      @5Cats Рік тому +9

      Kitty = best character!

  • @timwoods2852
    @timwoods2852 4 роки тому +1006

    Only a DnD channel would invite Trolls into the comments.

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 4 роки тому +43

      More xp for slaying them.

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 роки тому +26

      @@FlyingDominion Nah, they keep regenerating. It’d work if people could actually pull off a burn, but usually it’s more of a mud slinging contest, where trolls are right at home.

    • @parjai97
      @parjai97 4 роки тому +4

      @@skycastrum5803 or a place where you may engage in virtual signalling against folk trying to have some fun, atoning for your lack of social skills and general predisposition to emotional overreactions on the internet. I mean, I am a shame as well but at least I'm not the one messing with other's fun in behalf of others who didn't ask for it.

    • @spoonimefan
      @spoonimefan 4 роки тому +4

      *Golf clap* Nice wordplay!
      I would hit the "Like" button, but as I'm typing this it's showing me "666" Likes and I don't feel like ruining that.

    • @FlyingDominion
      @FlyingDominion 4 роки тому +5

      @@spoonimefan There, I unliked it so you can like it.
      Edit: like restored.

  • @nasdilemactyler1939
    @nasdilemactyler1939 4 роки тому +261

    "You've just insulted a grown man to death." I've got a character idea...

  • @andres983265
    @andres983265 3 роки тому +605

    Vicious Mockery: “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”

    • @amysteriouspotato131
      @amysteriouspotato131 3 роки тому +75

      “Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!”

    • @LangeloScuro
      @LangeloScuro 3 роки тому +31

      He farted in their general direction.

    • @sirenex3242
      @sirenex3242 2 роки тому +5

      The best part about that line is that it was an actual insult in medieval times.
      "Your mother was a slut and your father was a drunk" is what it means if someone doesnt know

    • @andres983265
      @andres983265 2 роки тому +4

      @@sirenex3242 I didn’t know that, but that’s really funny and interesting to find out, thanks man, haha 😆

    • @sirenex3242
      @sirenex3242 2 роки тому +15

      @@andres983265 hamsters are known for, shall we say, copulating often. And elderberries are what they used to make wine

  • @adamschank7703
    @adamschank7703 4 роки тому +234

    Vicious mockery:
    Bard: "I've heard that the stomach acid of a tarrasque could do horrible things to someone's face, but this is worse than anything I could have imagined."
    Enemy: "..."
    Bard: "Wait. You were born like that? I am so sorry."

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 4 роки тому +840

    “It’s just past this moron” how the party views every NPC

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +1

      @Christopher They're called misanthropes.

    • @MagicalAnimecat
      @MagicalAnimecat 4 роки тому +5

      That or they become a precious baby to be projected for all time

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 4 роки тому +2

      @Christopher No, people in general don't aknowledge other people enough to think they are morons. They are like rain falling out the window unless you have constant contact with them.

  • @tolkiengenius
    @tolkiengenius 4 роки тому +933

    Minotaurium Emporium: Lowest prices are just the beginning!

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  4 роки тому +242

      Fun fact: Antrius the actor had to miss out on a commercial for a certain hardware store to be on set for this episode. Now at least he has a showreel for next time!

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 роки тому +51

      @@deerstalkerpictures The day we see Antrius in a Snag Sellers ad will be the day we win the Emu Wars

    • @scoots291
      @scoots291 4 роки тому +1

      So walmart

    • @definitelynotalizard
      @definitelynotalizard 4 роки тому +10

      @@scoots291 I can't tell if you're being serious or not. If not, who's gonna tell 'em?

    • @KuraIthys
      @KuraIthys 4 роки тому +14

      @@definitelynotalizard ... Americans, right?
      What even _is_ a walmart? ;p
      XD

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 роки тому +341

    Damn, that armoured guy was just doing his job, he really didn’t deserve that, he seemed like a nice dude, the toll probably wasn’t even that bad

    • @Allantitan
      @Allantitan 4 роки тому +16

      Plot twist the toll was 50,000,000 gold

    • @pyrokar1990
      @pyrokar1990 4 роки тому +35

      Evandra didn't want to pay 2 silver for an apple... I guess whatever the toll was, the only options were either walking through for free or actually taking money from the poor sod.

    • @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681
      @ribbitgoesthedoglastnamehe4681 3 роки тому +15

      Yeah, well, they are not really nice people.

    • @fbibarbie
      @fbibarbie 3 роки тому +6

      they said it was 1 gold pretty hefty meh

  • @GinHindew110
    @GinHindew110 4 роки тому +72

    "Sticks and stone may break my bones but words will leave psychological scars that will never heal"
    -Dad-The fairy oddparents

  • @Pancakeli
    @Pancakeli 4 роки тому +324

    I like to think that Antrius chose to deal less damage than he could have with vicious mockery, just to continue insulting the dude for as long as he could.
    That or he doesn't know how to read.

    • @quirk8841
      @quirk8841 4 роки тому +47

      Vicious Mockery only does 1d4 psychic damage until you hit level 5. Then it's 2d4.... so a really slow way to go.... but at least even the totem barbarians take full damage from it.

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 роки тому +25

      @@quirk8841 Yes, and either Nixie's been given some special fireball casting item, or they're at least level 5, and 2d4 is double 1d4. If you reduce it, that's about twice as many insults that you get to throw out

    • @prierepanda2186
      @prierepanda2186 4 роки тому +15

      @@Pancakeli All the party member might not be the same level

    • @satibel
      @satibel 4 роки тому +11

      @@Pancakeli iirc she casts firestorm at some point, and that's a 7th level spell, so she might be fairly high level.

    • @Pixie1001.
      @Pixie1001. 4 роки тому +32

      My new head cannon is that Nixie's like 3 levels higher than the rest of the party from all of the CR 1/4 peasants she's accidentally burning hands/ fireballed.

  • @PitFriend1
    @PitFriend1 4 роки тому +400

    The most cutting Vicious Mockery of all. They had to have their BARD do the fighting for them!

    • @Hung_Nguyen_90
      @Hung_Nguyen_90 3 роки тому +5

      I don't know. That sounds like you mocking the bard.

    • @r0b0m07
      @r0b0m07 3 роки тому +7

      Yo, man! Bards are powerful af. Carrying the whole party.

    • @TheOneMarty
      @TheOneMarty 3 роки тому

      Learn Shatter. It's... a mind-blowing experience.

    • @r0b0m07
      @r0b0m07 3 роки тому

      @@TheOneMarty If Shatter were dealing psychic damage, this would be funny. But it is thunder damage...

    • @TheOneMarty
      @TheOneMarty 3 роки тому

      @@r0b0m07 It depends on your usage. My bard has Shattered many a skull.

  • @imdefinitelynotjesus
    @imdefinitelynotjesus 4 роки тому +229

    For my vicious mockery, As a bard I would say to a monk “you know why most people become monks? It’s because the vow of chastity is a much better way of saying they can’t get laid.”

    • @xaderalert
      @xaderalert 3 роки тому +14

      To steal ERB's version: "your chastity vow is redundant"

    • @LGDarksteed
      @LGDarksteed 2 роки тому +12

      As the Monk succeeds it's Wis save easily and shrugs it off.

    • @imdefinitelynotjesus
      @imdefinitelynotjesus 2 роки тому +2

      @@LGDarksteed I see that magic chastity belt has helped your abilities. Tell me is it just a plus one to wisdom save or advantage?
      Also sorry for the meta joke I just couldn’t help it: 😜

    • @LGDarksteed
      @LGDarksteed 2 роки тому +4

      @@imdefinitelynotjesus Chasity Belt of Protection. +1 to AC & All Saving Throws. 😁🤣

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 2 роки тому +16

      Monk: "I beg to differ. I had a wild life of debauchery before I took my vows. I seem to remember having your mother AND father, one night."

  • @nerdaccount
    @nerdaccount 4 роки тому +48

    To the bard: "Really, I think it's brave that you wear such tight pants. They are not too revealing, in fact they show nothing."

  • @cthulhufhtagn2483
    @cthulhufhtagn2483 4 роки тому +538

    PHB: You issue insults laced with subtle magic.
    Bard: B L A M

    • @abernathyrah3513
      @abernathyrah3513 4 роки тому +6

      @. I know you are but what am I

    •  4 роки тому

      @@abernathyrah3513
      No u.

    • @The_Crimson_Witch
      @The_Crimson_Witch 4 роки тому +3

      @ Bard smirks: (counter spells your counterspell)

    • @The_Crimson_Witch
      @The_Crimson_Witch 4 роки тому +1

      @ A: Counterspell is an ability check, doesn't need a save. B: Only pathetic bards go into a battle without casting glibness ;) (Glibness guarantees a successful counterspell, no matter what, as it means the lowest you can roll an a charisma check is 15+ability mod. Even with 1 charisma, you'd still auto succeed on a counterspell check)

    • @The_Crimson_Witch
      @The_Crimson_Witch 4 роки тому +1

      @ Right, derp. But that's why I have my wizard friend ;)

  • @everadept
    @everadept 4 роки тому +88

    In my head cannon Vicious Mockery has a hint of Divination to it. The Bard receives the knowledge of how exactly to insult someone to make it hurt the worst.

    • @sharksam8583
      @sharksam8583 3 місяці тому +1

      I'm stealing that because it makes it Vicious mockery funnier.

  • @luminusprime
    @luminusprime 3 роки тому +24

    I still remember how hilarious it was when this was implemented in World of Warcraft. At the onset of the second expansion, they finally decided to give the Paladin class a single-target taunt so we could tank the Four Horsemen encounter without annoying the hell out of everyone by taunting three out of the four bosses on every tank swap. This ability was called Hand of Reckoning, and it dealt a middling amount of holy damage in order to assist with snap aggro. By the end of the expansion, I had amassed enough attack and spellpower that, if I scored a critical hit, my taunt would instantly delete a non-elite enemy in the max level questing areas. The memes were _glorious._

  • @louk9319
    @louk9319 4 роки тому +67

    I literally couldn't focus on the entire episode because that cat is too beautiful. You should tell them I say hi.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 3 роки тому +1

      I suppose it's bad that I didn't even see the cat...
      Darn you Laura! o_O;

  • @Jorge-nv4fw
    @Jorge-nv4fw 4 роки тому +779

    Vicious Mockery: Your acting skills are like a gourmet's dish for dinner: small, overvalued and unsatisfying.

    • @camillegalladjov
      @camillegalladjov 4 роки тому +25

      daaaaaymn

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 4 роки тому +27

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

    • @dread-cthulu
      @dread-cthulu 4 роки тому +5

      Ouch!

    • @maiilustra
      @maiilustra 4 роки тому +8

      Oh boy! That hurt! I'm taking a note to use this in my campaign🌚

    • @DawnfireGalinndan
      @DawnfireGalinndan 4 роки тому +11

      Followed up from the *other* Bard: "And the girls in town said that's not the only thing small, overvalued, and unsatisfying about you."

  • @TimeturnerJ
    @TimeturnerJ 4 роки тому +924

    This poor man was literally just vibing, just doing his job, patiently enduring their attacks and only counter-attacking to parry.
    He's the hero we needed, but apparently not the hero we deserve. F.

  • @dr.therake475
    @dr.therake475 Рік тому +4

    you're literally killing him with EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @AlejandroCervantes1994
    @AlejandroCervantes1994 4 роки тому +57

    Here's a honey roast for Nixie: Her entire character is "cute, dumb, fireball" -- and I love her for it.

  • @Stranger_1
    @Stranger_1 4 роки тому +240

    "Sticks and stone may break my bones but words will leave you with deep psychological scars forever." I hope you realize I'm using this line for the rest of eternity now.

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 4 роки тому +13

      Words will also physically hurt you according to the Elder Scrolls series.

    • @AzLolFun
      @AzLolFun 4 роки тому +3

      Didnt Fairly Odd Parents say something similar to this? Lol

    • @panicwithcompulsion
      @panicwithcompulsion 4 роки тому +6

      @@AzLolFun Yes. Timmy's dad said "Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words leave psychological wounds that will never heal." It's become a meme at this point.

    • @8bitkame
      @8bitkame 4 роки тому +1

      But what did he say about the 6th grade?

    • @Bounty042
      @Bounty042 4 роки тому +3

      @@8bitkame shut up Roger from 6th grade

  • @Alhelir
    @Alhelir 4 роки тому +474

    Have to go with the classics:
    “Your mother is a Hamster and your father smelt of Elder berries”.
    Not even a king could remain unfazed after that one.

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 роки тому +29

      That mockery is so vicious it deals AoE psychic damage around the person receiving it

    • @josephscott1292
      @josephscott1292 4 роки тому +10

      Trying to handle that is like trying to stop the forces of nature with a spoon. And you can’t use magic either.

    • @varietasVeritas
      @varietasVeritas 4 роки тому +7

      NEEE!

    • @itaykerensm1629
      @itaykerensm1629 4 роки тому +14

      I fart in your general direction!

    • @TobiasHarms
      @TobiasHarms 4 роки тому +13

      I told my son that. Ya, as he pointed out I hadn't thought that one through.

  • @GeddiSadie
    @GeddiSadie 3 місяці тому +2

    The way Antrius looks at Nixie when she complains about the guard sidestepping her fire is perfect!😁
    On a side note, Antrius could Vicious Mock me anytime. Holy crap, that man is just absolutely freaking gorgeous!😍🥰💕

  • @morrigankasa570
    @morrigankasa570 8 місяців тому +4

    This is definitely one of their best videos! I've watched it multiple times and it's always hilarious.
    Also if I counted correctly that was 8 successful Vicious Mockeries. So that was 32 damage at most. Yet a 19 didn't beat the Armor originally. So unless the Guy was injured/weakened before they encountered him the AC to HP ratio wasn't balanced.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 4 роки тому +188

    That lisp on an insane pyromaniac is my favorite part of Nixie.

    • @FedralBI
      @FedralBI 4 роки тому +12

      @@nicholaslind9148 not sure if that's true or not. I have a cousin who has a lisp who is the sweetest person on the planet, so when I watch this, all I can see is my cousin going mad, burning everything. Makes it 10x funnier for me.

    • @markmurex6559
      @markmurex6559 4 роки тому +7

      Your favorite part? Pfft.

    • @wyattkindell9681
      @wyattkindell9681 4 роки тому +7

      @@markmurex6559 we know and I understand better than anyone, but tone the horny down buddy

    • @lordbuss
      @lordbuss 4 роки тому

      Try Sollux from Homestuck.

  • @violetbrown6712
    @violetbrown6712 4 роки тому +392

    Vicious mockery: I expected nothing and I'm still disappointed

    • @pavma7
      @pavma7 4 роки тому +3

      A classic

  • @JesusNoGA
    @JesusNoGA 3 роки тому +33

    "Your puny weapon could never pierce my armor, it is impenetrable!"
    > Huge, openly visible gap between the helmet and the breastplate

    • @enzocrespin5806
      @enzocrespin5806 3 роки тому +9

      She forgot to make an insight check to determine if his plate had a weakpoint. She's not the most subtle fighter

  • @cy-one
    @cy-one 11 місяців тому +7

    Vicious Mockery: EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! weaponized.

  • @Casey093
    @Casey093 4 роки тому +50

    We once had a sorcerer in our group who was very proud of speaking the language "draconic" and never found a situation to use it.
    We all made fun of him for a very long time.
    After we became too cocky, the DM send a dragon turtle after us, which should have easily killed us.
    The sorcerer cast "tasha's hideous laughter", and the turtle understood the joke because it too spoke draconic.
    Each round, the dragon turtle botched its saving throw, and we continued to slowly club it to death.
    This video reminded me of this hilarious moment, thank you!

  • @deathfury4039
    @deathfury4039 4 роки тому +72

    Honestly, these guys are the best dnd party I’ve seen. They each synergize well. Nixie is dps. Antrius is the healer. Finally, Avandra is the tank.

  • @generalzog817
    @generalzog817 4 роки тому +124

    Vicious mockery: I'd insult your acting, but that fruit is hanging so low I'd need to send word to the under dark to pick it.

  • @juliuscaesar6660
    @juliuscaesar6660 4 роки тому +33

    Vicious Mockery: The good thing about having bleeding eyes is than they distract about what the mess is all the rest of your face

  • @st4ne4rmthevill63
    @st4ne4rmthevill63 4 роки тому +90

    "My moms dead what's your excuse?!" Swear one of my players character sheets background literally just said this.

    • @gamingelementalist6725
      @gamingelementalist6725 4 роки тому +6

      Coincidentally "I am child, what's your excuse?" was the best line in SU.

  • @amandaquezada2854
    @amandaquezada2854 4 роки тому +121

    When in doubt... "FIREBALL!!!"

    • @wim0104
      @wim0104 4 роки тому +2

      she's out of spell points again because she has a sweet tooth for marshmallows!

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 4 роки тому +5

      When in full knowledge, also FIREBALL!

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 4 роки тому +4

      Tim Woods
      Whenever, wherever... “FIREBALL!!!”

    • @isaacmoore2083
      @isaacmoore2083 4 роки тому +3

      "I didn't ask how big the room is, I said I cast F I R E B A L L"
      ~my wife during the last session of her D&D campaign

    • @MrValgard
      @MrValgard 4 роки тому +2

      EXPLOSION!!!!

  • @andronixbegayaf
    @andronixbegayaf Рік тому +8

    "Those greaves. That helmet? Honey, no" was the best insult ever

  • @robinmaas5649
    @robinmaas5649 4 роки тому +14

    Vicious mockery: honestly after hearing the france accent I didn't think it could get any worse, now that I looked at your face I realised I was wrong

  • @gghost166
    @gghost166 4 роки тому +63

    "Before I saw you, I never understood how fathers could walk out on their children. Now I get it and wish I could just walk away from this encounter."

  • @criseastman6503
    @criseastman6503 4 роки тому +15

    We all know that saying " Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words do 1d4 psychic damage!"- Amazing Abby

  • @BezoRazo
    @BezoRazo 4 роки тому +7

    4:57 -- For one mad moment, I actually thought the cat was going to speak a line.

  • @magdatorruellas9122
    @magdatorruellas9122 4 місяці тому

    70 yr old D&D player here… Mucho amo for you guys… absolutely brilliant!

  • @usagipaige5377
    @usagipaige5377 4 роки тому +401

    What do Nixie and an abandoned casino have in common?
    They both have no slots.

    • @joshuaa.5523
      @joshuaa.5523 2 роки тому +2

      Is this a... Shall we say... Reference to her costume? Or am I missing something...

    • @doctorjay8673
      @doctorjay8673 2 роки тому +32

      @@joshuaa.5523 Spell slots, because she’s a magic caster

    • @wintersfreund
      @wintersfreund 2 роки тому +10

      @@joshuaa.5523 failed

  • @TheMariusDarkwolf
    @TheMariusDarkwolf 4 роки тому +119

    the dislikes are from the people that have died from vicious mockery

  • @Chloe_2442
    @Chloe_2442 4 роки тому +10

    Vicious Mockery: Wow, a plan actually worked for once

  • @gabrielrussell5531
    @gabrielrussell5531 3 роки тому +3

    2:30 *Adjusts glasses* Since the party is level 5 as evidenced by the Tiefling's access to *Fireball* it should actually be 2d4.

  • @RikuVA
    @RikuVA 4 роки тому +67

    Yeeeeeaaaaaah! This is the perfect way to end a day! (Or start one depending on your time zone)

  • @Sapphirechao
    @Sapphirechao 4 роки тому +11

    That Bunnings reference killed me. Beautiful.

  • @starryeyes5860
    @starryeyes5860 2 роки тому +7

    I cant even begin to explain how much I love this web series. Never fails to to put me in a better mood.

  • @JudithOpdebeeck
    @JudithOpdebeeck 3 роки тому +3

    i love how these new costumes are super different from the ones before, and yet, they're super recognisable. well done!

  • @ravenanimations3176
    @ravenanimations3176 4 роки тому +109

    Last time I was this early, the party hadn’t killed Antrius’s parents.

  • @lemonfriday8672
    @lemonfriday8672 4 роки тому +50

    “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will leave you with deep psychological scars forever”
    I felt that.

  • @michaelrunk8593
    @michaelrunk8593 2 роки тому +4

    I just came across you this and it is most awesome web series I've ever seen. Also I'm in love with Nixie.

  • @dank_smirk2ndchannel200
    @dank_smirk2ndchannel200 2 роки тому +5

    I love how this isn’t even an exaggeration. This is literally what Vicious Mockery does.

  • @liamgilligan4542
    @liamgilligan4542 4 роки тому +18

    "I see with this episode you have hit rock bottom, and are now proceeding to dig."
    Love your work.

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 4 роки тому +1

    1:34
    Hecking lost it! I love this show!!

  • @themurrrr
    @themurrrr 4 роки тому +1

    Can’t get over how cool the new threads are looking on everyone! They’re all just 👌🏼

  • @claineplummer3421
    @claineplummer3421 4 роки тому +108

    Anyone else getting Monty Python search for the Holy Frail vibes and for honor warden vibes from the guard? Honestly the best combo in my opinion.
    As always Keep up the Awesome!!!

    • @DerfyRed
      @DerfyRed 4 роки тому +2

      Especially the end

    • @DarthJarJar501
      @DarthJarJar501 4 роки тому +10

      I really was expecting the knight to say "none shall pass"

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  4 роки тому +48

      Hit the nail on the head! There was a draft of the script which was way more Holy Grail but after Tragic Backstories was already one big homage to Monty Python we decided to step back a bit.

    • @claineplummer3421
      @claineplummer3421 4 роки тому +3

      @@deerstalkerpictures Well I am a fan of the results.

    • @sirrah2458
      @sirrah2458 4 роки тому +2

      @@deerstalkerpictures this was the perfect level of homage imo, I enjoyed the other one but it was a bit too on the nose. This one was perfect and one of my favourite. Amazing content!

  • @Octy_in_Boots
    @Octy_in_Boots 4 роки тому +10

    I was gonna leave a sick burn for the cast as requested, but really y'all inspired me to come up with better lines for my bard! Thank you!
    May your rolls be high and your love of D&D be higher!

  • @Dredd7337
    @Dredd7337 4 роки тому +1

    You are awesome. You always make me laugh out loud with each of your videos. Greetings from Spain

  • @zetok45
    @zetok45 4 роки тому +1

    I really would like to see a feature length film of this crew.

  • @toreyzyre
    @toreyzyre 4 роки тому +29

    "You call it 1 for all cuz you keep rolling 1s on acting"
    I feel bad insulting them...I love this channel...WHY DO YOU ENGAGE MY COMPETITIVE NATURE?

  • @ChitChatPattyCake
    @ChitChatPattyCake 4 роки тому +257

    What??? She doesn’t have Fire Bolt??

    • @deerstalkerpictures
      @deerstalkerpictures  4 роки тому +383

      She probably does, she just hasn't ever read her spell list before this moment.

    • @UTubeHandlesSuck
      @UTubeHandlesSuck 4 роки тому +55

      @@deerstalkerpictures Reading that list would cut into Nicole's bra adjusting time too much?

    • @MrWolf-ke3gv
      @MrWolf-ke3gv 4 роки тому +25

      ​@@deerstalkerpictures Well she mentions it here, but they all die there ua-cam.com/video/BF5gdvMyuOs/v-deo.html

    • @Shazorro
      @Shazorro 4 роки тому +48

      Produce Flame/Fire Bolt both need a spell attack roll to deal damage (at least it does in 5e). High AC counters it reasonably well, so forcing a Dexterity saving throw with Create Bonfire is the more reliable way to deal damage. Until the target moves :D

    • @johnyshadow
      @johnyshadow 4 роки тому +6

      I just assume she has EVERY fire-related spell.

  • @PaperFox9464
    @PaperFox9464 2 роки тому

    Viscous mockery: That nat 1 in the intro rolled better performance than even the props.

  • @alexandralite835
    @alexandralite835 7 місяців тому

    The background makes it look like your in new Zealand.
    Also Love how the cats just sitting there like "this is my life every thursday."

  • @Alarak_
    @Alarak_ 4 роки тому +32

    You dared cast Vicious Mockery on France ?
    Tsss, i don't need to do the same because even a half baguette is enough to crush your pitiful armor and you inside

  • @davidromeroblaya7920
    @davidromeroblaya7920 4 роки тому +9

    And in that glorious day for our adventurers, the festival changed its name from Burning Elf to Burning French Knight.

  • @tapirvorpal4236
    @tapirvorpal4236 3 роки тому

    As a French citizen, I thoroughly enjoyed being vicious mockeried, so I hit the subscribe button.

  • @Myego1985
    @Myego1985 4 роки тому +1

    Vicious Mockery: Can we go back to the tavern? I'm clearly not drunk enough for this skit to be funny.

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpc 4 роки тому +145

    Hey, a bard is has more uses than just an arrow sponge. Who knew?

    • @Eir_of_Volheim
      @Eir_of_Volheim 4 роки тому +6

      Everyone. Everyone knew.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 4 роки тому +2

      @@Eir_of_Volheim So, I should stop using them as meat shields? :D

    • @quasimofo6811
      @quasimofo6811 4 роки тому +7

      @@ptonpc No, you just need to start making them do useful things while you're busy using them as meat shields.

    • @uncuentofriki3635
      @uncuentofriki3635 4 роки тому +1

      I knew.
      ...I'm the bard at my party and funnily enough the rest of them end up as arrow sponge.

    • @adamschank7703
      @adamschank7703 4 роки тому +1

      Don't forget the charm spell.

  • @InternetSyndicate
    @InternetSyndicate 4 роки тому +68

    Vicious mockery: "wow, I once thought I'd seen worst the world has to offer but your face has proven me wrong. Congratulations."*note the sarcasm*

  • @romanyrobes25
    @romanyrobes25 Рік тому

    Powerful mockery! It's 2 year later and still no effect :-) Love from France.

  • @jeremystipes3742
    @jeremystipes3742 Рік тому

    I can't be vicious about this. Just discovered y'all. I have played or played with those characters for nearly 40 years.😎

  • @elsephiroth666
    @elsephiroth666 4 роки тому +49

    From France: Your NP characters are are soft as a well cooked filet mignon. That's why they all die in less than 6 mins!

  • @williamlydon2554
    @williamlydon2554 4 роки тому +19

    *Having a French Man say "You Shall Not Pass"*
    History Buffs: :)

  • @NicoNoInteresa
    @NicoNoInteresa 4 роки тому +1

    The power of charisma based characters. This episode was really clever, well done!

  • @stevenweller9413
    @stevenweller9413 2 роки тому

    The laughter in each end of session ask for people to like, subscribe and join Patreon is a great touch, LoL.

  • @captainrandom7935
    @captainrandom7935 4 роки тому +42

    When you’re Australian and they make a flipping BUNNINGS REFERENCE!!!! HECK YEAH!

    • @VegetaLF7
      @VegetaLF7 4 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure they're all Australian as well.

    • @julianoslittleteapot1041
      @julianoslittleteapot1041 4 роки тому +4

      Same as a New Zealander!

    • @captainrandom7935
      @captainrandom7935 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah I know they Aussie that’s why I’m so happy they made the 10% off for a match price thing.

  • @andor6401
    @andor6401 4 роки тому +19

    Nixie: I'm out of spell slots, I can't burn him.
    Antrius: hold my Ale

  • @vargaslestrae7900
    @vargaslestrae7900 4 роки тому +1

    Vicious Mockery!
    Evandra, what's wrong, can't hit an AC of 20? Is it too big for you to handle?
    Antrius, you've got a face for a Message spell and a voice for writing.
    Nixie, love ya, but chill out with the fire. Cool your head and get some ice for this burn.
    GM, you can't even make a Wisdom throw to save your life.
    I hope my shots are worthy of Vicious Mockery. In all seriousness though, I love the series. You're all awesome.

  • @KristinWange13
    @KristinWange13 4 роки тому

    My favorite is the cat just perched on the arm of the chair.

  • @TheCrazyTamis
    @TheCrazyTamis 4 роки тому +20

    I confess that for a moment I was afraid that with the fans using Vicious Mockery on you guys, some feelings would end up getting hurt, but then I remembered that Aussies don`t have feelings, your environment already took care of them like it does with everything else, so... You good! ;)

    • @petemadrona2252
      @petemadrona2252 2 роки тому +4

      Agreed. Nothing could possibly hurt them more than the memory of losing a war to birds.

    • @lambentlamprey
      @lambentlamprey Рік тому +1

      @@petemadrona2252 Sniffles "WE LOST TO EMUS, THEY'RE VELOCIRAPTORS!"
      Runs off sobbing.

  • @herklapaduza
    @herklapaduza 4 роки тому +58

    Vicious mockery on France ? Comment OSEZ VOUS, espèce de manant !
    A pile of croissants would be more effective than you as a guard !
    (Love the show, always hilarious, every episode is a joy that leaves me with a smile for the day (or the night for this instance xD)
    Thank you a lot for all your work !

    • @linceaerian
      @linceaerian 4 роки тому +3

      J'aurais rajouté une pincée de "Faquin", un zeste de "pleutre", saupoudré de "bijoux manqué". :O ;)

    • @geecko4169
      @geecko4169 4 роки тому

      MÉCRÉÉÉAAAANNNNTTTT !!!!

    • @labistellaire3983
      @labistellaire3983 4 роки тому

      Noble jean-foutre, ôserai-je même.

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 4 роки тому +1

    *But words will leave you with deep physiological scars forever*

  • @PuppyLuvU2
    @PuppyLuvU2 4 роки тому

    The idea of using vicious mockery to kill someone is kinda hilarious. If I ever did a bard or something I would totally use that skill ALL THE TIME!