Top jams of 1993: "Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre "Virus.Win16.CyberRiot Payload" by Disgruntled Ex-IBM Employee
HI guys [so hyper must be on coke] welsome to my nu video and today we're going to talk about a virus that came out in like about 2001 but before we get to that i want to tell you about this amazing .... [15 minutes later], ok so let's get right down to it .... Me: get right down to it?! You've been talking for an eternity, if you wanted to get right down to it you could have done so already... ! ANGER !
@@Daijyobanai Those superexcited overgesticulating folks who emphasise every _single_ word... Man do they annoy me. I'll stop watching after three seconds no matter what the video is about.
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You can't deny that it sounds pretty cool, though; It's like an electric guitar playing power chords. It even sounds like it has a 4/4 time signature and a medium tempo, so in a way, this virus turns your floppy drive into a rock song, but without drums or a singer.
Dan: *chilling with Solitaire* CyberRiot: Hey, Dan! Ever heard a floppy disk get reduced to its atomic form and spread across the known and unknown universe? Dan: Oh boy.
I kind of wish I could have captured one virus I happened across somewhere between 2000 and 2002. Someone I was letting use my computer (in exchange for him paying for the internet) got it infected with something Christmas themed. Literally, whatever it was changed the entire theme to Christmas colors, changed the background to a winter scene, started snowflakes falling on the screen, and even had a Santa on a sleigh flying around the desktop. It didn't "seem" to do any actual harm, but to be on the safe side I did a format and reinstall. If I knew then what I know now, I would have tried to capture it and store it on CD or something to play around with now that I know a lot more than I did then. During the same time period, that guy also infected the computer with something that would open and close the CDROM drive. That is all it seemed to do. It would open the drive tray, wait a few seconds, then close it. Over and over and over. One good thing about all the viruses that guy ended up infecting the computer with is that it put me on a path to learn more about security and eventually Linux. Linux is what stopped that guy from infecting the computer anymore lol. Antivirus at the time sucked hard. I did manage to get hold of a keylogger that wasn't detected by any security software then or over the years. Every so often I will dig it out of my archives to scan it and every time it comes back "clean". Too bad it no longer actually functions due to changes in Windows. It was simple. You would get it to launch, maybe on startup. It would log every keystroke and mouse click. Then once the log got to a certain size, it would email it, clear the log, and create a new log. That keylogger is what got me to finally realize that antivirus software sucks. Sure, it can catch a lot of things, but it also misses a lot of things.
That sound the hard drive makes while the virus destroys it makes me think of the siren you'd hear in a modern shmup before a boss is fought. Of course, that's just me.
I've never liked drive sounds..... They're scary to me. I mean imagine 2am playing Solitaire and your virus activates and rapes your Floppy Drive and your PC and just starts blazing away with loud screeches and all your lights are off....... Idk about you but I'd be under my bed crying calling 9-1-1 and claiming the demons are here to get me and they're possessing my machines.
Because I am broke, (and my data) I will be hella scared out of it :' ( Also, older computers were not so reliable and such, so that will make it worse, there can be decent damage to stuffs unlike current computers
Hearing danooct1 casually talking to us while that floppy drive is literally *screaming in pain* is unintentionally the funniest thing I've ever heard...
I remember back in the 2004 or something my friend's WinXP PC was running slow as hell. So I checked it for viruses and it had over 250 viruses on it, they had infected the system files so bad only way was to re-install windows. Like.. on what sites did my friend visit to get so many viruses on his PC lol. I'm amazed his PC still booted
I thought the supply of cool old school viruses had largely depleted, but after seeing this, there must be tons more out there waiting to infect this machine! I love how your style of making videos has remained very much the same as before in spite of how much your channel has grown since I first watched it. Simple production methods, same quality commentary, all in a dark room right in front of a glowing monitor... just the way I like it!
That floppy drive music just about rivals the techno virus music. So much that if you press the eject button it should go "Don't eject the floppy disk" .
3 videos later the B drive will die and despite Dan's efforts to use the same model someone's gonna say it sounds slightly different This is my prediction
Hey man! i appreciate the effort you take to make these videos, i like seeing someone that puts efforts in all of their videos! Keep going with the good content!
I knew a guy once who still used Windows 3.0 in 1999. This was because his computer was too old to handle 3.1. It took about 3 minutes to boot up from floppy and then about 2 minutes to load and run Windows Write, because Windows Word didn't exist on 3.0 (as far as I can remember). He was a writer and basically used 3.0 as a typewriter with a screen.
For everyone asking where dan has been, jump over to the community tab for an update.
Wow its psychofizz, i always see you on danoocts twitter reposts xd
@@y857n because I’m his girlfriend haha
@@PsychoFizz oh cool
@@zechariahlayton802 your girlfriend is probably your ex now.
@Josue Radakovich had no idea that the bots could talk to each other
turn your hard drive into a master boot record song with this simple trick
Look up Donkey Kong Country 2 on Floppy Disk.
That 5 and a 1/4 inch floppy can drop a riff. I think i heard one riff from a 5 1/4" floppy drive in the Ghostbusters theme from the 1980's movie.
I want the full album
@Power Hamster It better be, MBR is the best.
MBR is genuinely my favorite chiptune artist.
Top jams of 1993:
"Whoomp! (There It Is)" by Tag Team
"I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" by The Proclaimers
"Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre
"Virus.Win16.CyberRiot Payload" by Disgruntled Ex-IBM Employee
damn Virus.Win16.CyberRiot Payload was a jam
@@realultraformerlyultranact6542 I can't wait for Disgruntled Ex-IBM Employee to release a new album!
@@Handhandme I heard it's pretty infectious! 😉
Disgruntled ex-ibm employee needed a drum beat in this song
Not the best album of Disgruntled Ex-IBM Employee tho, they really sold themelves off in that album.
The fact that youtube recognises the B drive activity as music in the auto captions has made my day
The drive is like : OH JESUS CHRIST HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL
UA-cam: ehy this song is sick
Honestly judging from the sounds I thought it was physically destroying the actual floppy drive and not just the data on the floppy disk
If left long enough it probably would destroy the actual drive.
Well, I appreciate the fact that Mae knows the game OneShot, lel.
Wel if the floppy disk stores some important data then great
Classic Packard
DAAAAAAAAAAA BRRRRRRRRR DAAAA
DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN DN
DAAAAAA DOOOOOO BRRRRRRRRR
Virus : *destroying computer with loud floppy disk noises
Dan: That is AMAZING.
It's a troll virus.
Vay be danooct1 izleyen türkler de varmış
*cyberpunk 2077 trailer music intensifies*
If that happened I would FREAK THE FUCK OUT.
UA-cam: those floppy disks are MUSIC!
I heard CyberRiot got signed by that new record label, Master Boot Records. Can't wait for the first album
Fun fact: Master Boot Record is an artist, you should check out his stuff
@@stickmakerman
His stuff is amazing. Especially if you have to bang out a C or assembly language program.
yo
Dayum bruh xD
I love how "unpolished" your videos are. They give a nice casual feeling, like 2007 UA-cam
I am gonna say the N-word:
3,
2,
1,
Nostalgia :)
Imagine what his videos from 2007 are like ;-)
Yeah the casual “just a guy uploading stuff for the hell of it” kinda feel really is missing from the site nowadays.
HI guys [so hyper must be on coke] welsome to my nu video and today we're going to talk about a virus that came out in like about 2001 but before we get to that i want to tell you about this amazing .... [15 minutes later], ok so let's get right down to it ....
Me: get right down to it?! You've been talking for an eternity, if you wanted to get right down to it you could have done so already... ! ANGER !
@@Daijyobanai Those superexcited overgesticulating folks who emphasise every _single_ word... Man do they annoy me. I'll stop watching after three seconds no matter what the video is about.
"Hello Tech Support, my harddrive is having a problem, but it's playing a nice tunes"
we will need to syskey oke? so ten ju will get te team viuwer
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Lol
@@PantsYT Yes mam is very safe we instol nut scam nut lie antiwirus on machen for only 300000 dulors
I ok if 10 monee? No cred it car d @@PantsYT
_Floppy disk starts dying_
"Now that is amazing!"
Xd
You can't deny that it sounds pretty cool, though; It's like an electric guitar playing power chords. It even sounds like it has a 4/4 time signature and a medium tempo, so in a way, this virus turns your floppy drive into a rock song, but without drums or a singer.
*I'd rather burn the computer than wait 3 seconds to play solitaire*
8:07 - we will shortly begin to rock out. Please mind your volume.
8:27 - Packard Bell Metal Riffs
10:22 - show ends ** raises lighter **
*8:22
Please adjust your volume accordingly.
Okay. 🔊100%
LOL
R.I.P
StrongRuler
Cause of death: Blown-out eardrums
Time of death: 9 months ago
"But I think any normal person would've turned off the computer when they started jamming sick guitar rifts onto their B drive"
-danoct1 2020
Dan: *chilling with Solitaire*
CyberRiot: Hey, Dan! Ever heard a floppy disk get reduced to its atomic form and spread across the known and unknown universe?
Dan: Oh boy.
Underrated comment LMFAO
Waiting for Portal - Still Alive with hard drive virus.
Hi TPSC
Yoo fam whatcha doin here tpsc
God bless you
13:03 Love it how you're talking to it like it's your hungry angry pet lmao
hangry
I'd honestly love someone to animate that
When the drive said "oh-oh AAAAAAAA", I felt that
Lol
In which Dan listens to his floppy disk getting blended for 20 minutes.
@@JacobSmith-kg5sy "Will it blend? That is the question."
Boxcarz I just got violently sent to 2010
Iron Maiden infected your PC and runs a live concert on your drive 🤘
A man of taste!
you could create the retro-style asmr genre with this and call it "computer virus destroys a floppy disk while you're trying to play solitaire"
Everybody gangsta till the floppy disk drive starts making sick guitar riffs
8:30
Danooct1's euphoric reaction to hearing a virus annihilating that drive.
8:20 that's how the industrial music in the 90's was born. What a piece of history we're seeing here guys.
I kind of wish I could have captured one virus I happened across somewhere between 2000 and 2002. Someone I was letting use my computer (in exchange for him paying for the internet) got it infected with something Christmas themed. Literally, whatever it was changed the entire theme to Christmas colors, changed the background to a winter scene, started snowflakes falling on the screen, and even had a Santa on a sleigh flying around the desktop. It didn't "seem" to do any actual harm, but to be on the safe side I did a format and reinstall. If I knew then what I know now, I would have tried to capture it and store it on CD or something to play around with now that I know a lot more than I did then. During the same time period, that guy also infected the computer with something that would open and close the CDROM drive. That is all it seemed to do. It would open the drive tray, wait a few seconds, then close it. Over and over and over. One good thing about all the viruses that guy ended up infecting the computer with is that it put me on a path to learn more about security and eventually Linux. Linux is what stopped that guy from infecting the computer anymore lol. Antivirus at the time sucked hard. I did manage to get hold of a keylogger that wasn't detected by any security software then or over the years. Every so often I will dig it out of my archives to scan it and every time it comes back "clean". Too bad it no longer actually functions due to changes in Windows. It was simple. You would get it to launch, maybe on startup. It would log every keystroke and mouse click. Then once the log got to a certain size, it would email it, clear the log, and create a new log. That keylogger is what got me to finally realize that antivirus software sucks. Sure, it can catch a lot of things, but it also misses a lot of things.
8:27
ROCK
ROBOT ROCK
sick tune
Check the autosubs lmao
That sound the hard drive makes while the virus destroys it makes me think of the siren you'd hear in a modern shmup before a boss is fought.
Of course, that's just me.
WARNING
A huge virus "Cyber Riot" is approaching fast.
*daa duu DUUUUUUH* "Are you ready to ROCK Windows Version 3.1 Copyright© Microsoft Corporation All Rights Reserved!!!"
The virus basically drops new kraftwerk's album
Autobahn
2:22 "...but when we try to close it listen carefully. There's nothing." lmao
"That's because I forgot we actually need to reboot the computer first."
"So let's go and do that"
@@AM-ig7mb _lovely seek test_
B drive: *riff in minor with octave*
Me: *stank face*
Stanks 📈
that's some a' that splish-splash
Crazy to think I’ve been watching these videos for 11 years
Same dude haha
@@fgswwwwwww I hope you both took a break.
danooct1: Let's dump everything out- just straight to the dos prompt.
also danooct1: Lets see what we got-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
13:03 Dan offers another floppy disk as a sacrifice for a computer virus
I've never liked drive sounds..... They're scary to me.
I mean imagine 2am playing Solitaire and your virus activates and rapes your Floppy Drive and your PC and just starts blazing away with loud screeches and all your lights are off.......
Idk about you but I'd be under my bed crying calling 9-1-1 and claiming the demons are here to get me and they're possessing my machines.
TehNewParalyzer lol
Jeez, you're quite the snowflake, aren't you?
@@eXXa1987 stfu edgelord
We need a horror movie/game that uses those sounds. That would be dope as hell.
Because I am broke, (and my data) I will be hella scared out of it :' (
Also, older computers were not so reliable and such, so that will make it worse, there can be decent damage to stuffs unlike current computers
Bruh CyberRiot will overtake Metallica at this rate.
CyberRiot must verify Cyber Sonic Wave. Bruh.
Even better.
It’s gonna stop T-Series.
@@a_mother_of_felines stop
@@a_mother_of_felines bro the t series thing was long time ago
@@Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow It was a joke.
Who Waits for him to Return?
hell yeah, another 2020 upload. glad you're back man.
Hearing danooct1 casually talking to us while that floppy drive is literally *screaming in pain* is unintentionally the funniest thing I've ever heard...
i love how Dan is just like "please god take the disk"
I love how google subs the A drive noises as "[Music]" if you turn on subs at 8:28 forward.
Impressive enough, the CyberRiot rock track is in 5/4!
He's done it again for the 3rd time!!!
The quarantine forces him to upload much often now
I remember back in the 2004 or something my friend's WinXP PC was running slow as hell. So I checked it for viruses and it had over 250 viruses on it, they had infected the system files so bad only way was to re-install windows. Like.. on what sites did my friend visit to get so many viruses on his PC lol. I'm amazed his PC still booted
"NOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY ALL THE DATA ON MY COMPUTER! THAT'S ILLEGAL NOOOOO"
"haha floppy drive go brrr"
HAHAHHA
The only correct response
Floppy Drive go bee bee BEEEEEEEEEE
l m a o
I thought the supply of cool old school viruses had largely depleted, but after seeing this, there must be tons more out there waiting to infect this machine! I love how your style of making videos has remained very much the same as before in spite of how much your channel has grown since I first watched it. Simple production methods, same quality commentary, all in a dark room right in front of a glowing monitor... just the way I like it!
3:28 you can actually see the file size grow at the bottom haha
right when he says quite a while
lol
And the number of files.
12:12 Thats actually german!
Werner L. = German Name
Sommer = Summer
Windowscomputervieren = Winowscomputerviruses
I know, right..?. Just think Dan didn't... Lol! The way he pronounced it made me laugh real loud...! Loved the vid though!
8:21 someone should make a Guitar Riff of that Drive
Every now and then I come to see if the king has returned. Be back in a month.
The king shall return soon. I’m sure mainly when IRL things settle down more
I hope someone sampled their personal version of 8:36 for a trance, techno song back in the day because that's some gold right there
The real cyberriot is the fact you're uploading videos again, get em champ ⭐⭐⭐
there are 2 things on this planet that will never change:
1)the flow of time
2)Danooct1's videos
I'd be terrified especially when the hard drive plays March of the Machine
Dude forgot his UA-cam password
happy new years; people sorting by new comments
U2 my dood
"but when we try to close it, listen carefully...
there's nothing."
"i think any normal person would shut their computer off when they heard sick guitar riffs being played by their B-Drive"
I love that dan always uses physical machine instead of a virtual one. It's just make us live like in the old times.
5:26
This is the virus boss music that plays as your computer hopelessly tries to stop it
EDIT: 8:30 is when the virus activates phase 2
8:30 I'm about to sample that drive sound and make a song out of it.
Your past has come to haunt you. Where's the song. *Pulls out Glock*
that drive went metal for his last dying breath
I find old viruses and malware fascinating. Things were so much simpler back then, it seems.
Hearing the grind of drives starting up really hits the nostalgia just right.
this is my favorite danooct1 video in a while. From the riffs solely.
Wow, that ticking hard drive was fantastic! Takes me way back!
That floppy drive music just about rivals the techno virus music. So much that if you press the eject button it should go "Don't eject the floppy disk" .
Its videos like these that got me into programming. Thank you so much
Everybody gangsta till the virus starts dropping bars
Burda gördüğüm ilk Türk sgshsj
@@bruh-dn2yc sa
@@cnar2148 as
2:33 Ah, the floppy disk seek test!
Find le disky before it’s all fucking deleted! 😂
Missed that sound so much
I always look forwards to seeing your videos
Months later and i'm still headbanging to the floppy sounds.
when the virus says CREEEEEE CRUUUUCRAAAAAA I really feel that
Hard drive: gets destroyed
UA-cam subtitles: *[Music]*
I’ve been watching your videos so much recently, I almost didn’t notice this one was new!
I just found your channel and its great! Straight to the point, volume warning, entertaining. New sub!
3 videos later the B drive will die and despite Dan's efforts to use the same model someone's gonna say it sounds slightly different
This is my prediction
If nobody makes a remix from those drive sounds then I'm gonna...Cyber *RIOT*
...I shall see myself out-
Hahahaha
I have base knowledge of operating systems but something about Dan making these videos is so entertaining. Love your work!
i thnk the best part about the videos is your keyboard
nothing brings me more joy then to hear the good ol' clack
When your hard drive makes dubstep noises.
2:32 no thanks for great sound
Love to see you're back Dan!
DAN!! your my fav! I binge watch your vids!!! Keep it up
Dan why did you warn me? I like being scared by loud noises and bursting of laughter. Sincerely, 21st century humor.
Ps. Thanks for the music idea
nobody:
yt when floppy disk drive is active: [Music]
Because.. that’s what it is.
Happy birth day Dan!
I hope you will have a great 2020
Great to see you're making videos more regularly 😊👍
Hey man where did you go? Are you going to continue posting? You're one of my favorite channels man.
dude u ok? You haven’t uploaded in 7 months :(
See the new community post from him just a bit ago!! glad to see him back n all that
The drive's grinding sound, the spring sound from the keyboard... just nostalgia.
love your content, good to see you back man
If you take the B: drive sound, shrink the silence a bit, add a drum track, and upload it to Spotify, you could probably make some $$ from that lol
Hey man! i appreciate the effort you take to make these videos, i like seeing someone that puts efforts in all of their videos! Keep going with the good content!
Dan, you really made sure that we listen to the seek test lol
Love your videos, it is strangely interesting to watch.
I knew a guy once who still used Windows 3.0 in 1999. This was because his computer was too old to handle 3.1. It took about 3 minutes to boot up from floppy and then about 2 minutes to load and run Windows Write, because Windows Word didn't exist on 3.0 (as far as I can remember). He was a writer and basically used 3.0 as a typewriter with a screen.
That floppy drive is a real music making machine. Good work as always dan
Yay a new upload! Thank you for the content!!
Floppy disk: ~Il Concerto~
C drive: Clop-clop gallop
B drive: *SKRILLEX CONCERT*