Your Absolutely Nothing shall be in the mail! Unfortunately, we dont have the money to buy a box or bubble wrap and the FedEx person already said "eh, fuck it" and threw it into a bush
The HTML is from Code Red, in particular. The "Happy birthday dan" payload is from Virus.DOS.Joshi And lastly, the anti-piracy payload is from Opaserv i think?
This UA-camr is freaking amazing, he started nearly 10 years ago, and has only 140,000 subscribers. I hate how REALLY entertaining channels can grow so slow. :(
This is the first video that introduced me and got me hooked to your channel, and may I say whoever made the subtitles at 1:02 deserves a bunch of cookies. Food cookies, not the-- Yeah never mind.
I never realized "Oct 1" was in your user name xD I just thought your user name was Dan-ooct-one, but I realize now that its "Dano, Oct. 1" I guess I'm just outta the loop lol
Excuse me justquant do you know what s the remix of the song that starts on 6:45? if you do please send me a link of the remix or tell me the remix name thank you.
That would be an interesting video, seeing if they can take a computer after this virus and see how much can be fixed without reinstalling windows. I'd watch it.
"YOU'VE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE, HAVEN'T YOU?" Majora's Mask reference. Another reference: This is the Bacros virus of Finland! If I remember Bacros being first run, its Notepad text just repeats the name of the file over and over. In this case with ResonateII, the given catchphrase just seems to repeat over and over, spanning a few lines instead of just in a single line. Also, what differs from the first run of Bacros is that the file name is not repeated but rather the given catchphrase is.
I love Justquant's humor... seems like a nice person just trying to have a good time... like the malware authors of old. I would hang out with that croud if I knew where to find them.
My friend actually placed a virus on purpose on my pc, its actually a music virus, its playing random music out the top 100 of my country, its a funny and nice virus but still... its annoying tho
The end crams in Win32.Maldal, Win32. Magistr with a BEN DROWNED twist, and the third one I only remember from your Q&A video with the ThinkPad with the cool keyboard.
1:27 *Creepy image of Patrick*
Microsoft: Your computer might be at risk
well, duh
WELL NO SHIT MICROSOFT YOU IDIOTS
(I bet the owner of Microsoft is that creepy Patrick bitch👌🏻🤣)
That's penis with face
*_might_*
_might_
Challenge 1: Code Red
Challenge 2: Joshi
Challenge 3: Opaserv
Extras: Maldal and Ben Drowned CreepyPasta.
Now give me my Absolutely Nothing!
Its originaly from majoras mask not from the creepypasta bruh
bruh
Why the hell does everyone think that came from Ben Drowned? lol
How come you get absolutely nothing?
Your Absolutely Nothing shall be in the mail! Unfortunately, we dont have the money to buy a box or bubble wrap and the FedEx person already said "eh, fuck it" and threw it into a bush
I swear, if I got that picture of Patrick with that music on my PC, I would shit several tons of bricks.
i would run as fast as i could
you literally made my day!!
NO REALLY!
bro bricks would be thrown at my monitor and computer
what
I thought it was nothing, but oh god when I found out, that was the first time I was truly scared
I would blow up my computer if I saw that Patrick star on my monitor
mike shock That Patrick is a trollpasta
Same
Send the nuke...
I would crap myself while punching the computor
100%
man, I wish real computer viruses were more comedic like this... although I still wouldn't want it on my computer.
That chiptune “The Final Countdown” sounds amazing ngl
It's by Zalza.
Nikku4211 thanks, I forgot I made this comment lol
I can’t agree more
I found the title I think! "UnderPl_-_Windows_Expert_2.5kg.mp3"
@@Portentous__ oh hi there lol
Despite talking to justquant near daily, I'd never seen a full runthrough of this. It's even cooler than I thought! Congrats quant!
The HTML is from Code Red, in particular.
The "Happy birthday dan" payload is from Virus.DOS.Joshi
And lastly, the anti-piracy payload is from Opaserv i think?
Damn raymoo knows a lot about viruses, how about creating a ransomware since people don't donate?
@@the2323guy lmfao
@@youtube.commentator XD
just a quick question touhou player, do you take showers? are you in fact not allowed within 50 meters of a school?
@@crylune *sigh* just because they are a touhou player doesnt mean that they are like that.
"Now that's some viral marketing!"
**badum-tss** **canned laughter**
the only payload he missed would have been perfect for this
it turned your computer into a sitcom, anytime you ran anything it played canned laughter
Seinfeld intensifies
Alpha X well it doesn't play the navashield laugh, it plays a generic sitcom laughtrack
*Seinfeld theme plays
***** *Friends theme plays over Full House theme playing over the Seinfeld theme.
Don't worry, I laughed at your viral marketing joke
Same
@@moved8575 Yes funny joke it good
@@EggoBoi Indeed it is
@@EggoBoi would you approve this meme, then?
@@ZesTofthelemon Yes i approve of the meme/Meme Approved
Challenge 1: CodeRed
Challenge 2: Joshi
Challenge 3: Opaserv
Maldal reference in there too
Here's your cookie for winning. 🍪
the type one is from alerta too
@Adam Demeter Good guess tho right?
6:42 this whole sequence gives me strong demoscene vibes (even despite the bare bones visuals) and i appreciate that a lot
same thought :D
This UA-camr is freaking amazing, he started nearly 10 years ago, and has only 140,000 subscribers. I hate how REALLY entertaining channels can grow so slow. :(
The payload on the 30th of December reminds me a lot of those cracking setup programs that are often used with pirated games! Very cool.
'twas my inspiration :)
I didn't even realize this was published on my birthday! Great B-Day gift, Dan! Keep up the great work!
06:45
...is that a chip tune version of Europe's "The Final Countdown" I hear?
Gotta love those C64 cracktros!
Yup .
Professor Yana's Forsaken Outpost where do i find this Exact version of the song
@@brandongaskin6748 ua-cam.com/video/3-JyVNFGRE0/v-deo.html this is that song,originali is for oscilloscope view
Gotta love the demoscene
patrick scared the shit out of me, lmao
HTML payload is codered. ye
second is joshi
third is opaserv, do I get nothing yet
I find it wierd cuz I've seen this picture many times, but patrick appearing on my desktop like that is just frightening...
Yeah, it's slightly disturbing. I can only imagine if this was unleashed back in the day and you saw this, one could easily shit their pants.
Dude, the December 30 payload would make a badass screensaver... :D :P
Happy Birthday Dan!
This is the first video that introduced me and got me hooked to your channel, and may I say whoever made the subtitles at 1:02 deserves a bunch of cookies.
Food cookies, not the-- Yeah never mind.
"TAKE THAT OFF SCREEN THATS TERRIFYING" lol
11:30
"Your computer might be at risk!"
*YOU DON'T SAY*
Your computer might be at risk... NO SHIT!
I DIDNT NOTICE THAT WINDOWS THANKS FOR TELLING ME ( SARCASM )
still using this pc?
Ironic how that message is because of date change or something like that, not the actual malware.
The Jet Squadron Just MEMZ IT
loved the bloopers, never heard you sound that vaguely pissed before
Your computer MIGHT be at risk, NO REALLY MICROSOFT ??
xdd Windows XP dummy.
V0id Bot Ikr it's written that a antivirus isn't set and update not made
Windows is very primitive.
YOU NOOBS
you suck
L5O Risk of proprietary c++ hell
Last part:
Dan: Can someone please tell me why.
Dan (inside): _HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME_
Doesn't it feel strange, that at the time that this video is uploaded, nobody has watched it fully but Dan?
what the fuck i can't understand that
OfficialDiscoPotato 4th dimension m8
+1r5Drooodle ME!
SP00KY
oh hey 1r5 B)
This might be my favourite of all your viewer-made malware!
Shoutout to simpleflips
y e s
*N o i c e*
Dick Chocolate xD
I thought it was a thumb lol
i got souped
I love how the intro song for this malaware is the final countdown but 8-bit/chiptune. that's so creative
11:41 - "yOu hAvE fiLEs wAiTinG tO bE WriTTeN tO thE CD"
Me: **looks at the Desktop** WELL, THAT'S QUITE A LOT.
Me if that happen to me:**plays roblox and doesnt see anything**
1:08 Nice patrick the star reboot. That picture always made me laugh.
The Patrick payload is genuinely terrifying
For anyone prone to migraines, you may want to skip a bit around 5:35 unless you want a searing migraine.
Imagine having that as a background
I never realized "Oct 1" was in your user name xD I just thought your user name was Dan-ooct-one, but I realize now that its "Dano, Oct. 1" I guess I'm just outta the loop lol
It should be dan1oct. Day before month.
Simon Tay no it’s Oct 1
@@matthew3p he from uk
@@zadfoe no i am from uk.
Как женя
10:25 **KEYBOARD INTENSIFIES**
Justquant, how would you feel if this actually went out and started infecting computers? :)
concerned
Excuse me justquant do you know what s the remix of the song that starts on 6:45? if you do please send me a link of the remix or tell me the remix name thank you.
Manolis Mitrovic there's a ten minute version on my channel that has a link in desc
***** Bad feeing about what? :)
DUDE YOU'RE FUCKING EVERYWHERE WAT
dude that chiptune cover of the final countdown in the intro SLAMS
so... you reboot and you get hyperealistic patrick
Happy birthday Daniel!
I like how he’s nonchalant about the Patrick thing like it had happened a million times before.
I absolutely love your videos each one is a treat. Happy haloween
2016: man that patrick is creepy
2019: mEmE
Why hello there sNaNs!
Crunk Channel what?
Happy very late birthday dan! I've been a long time fan!
9:42: Because the end says ooct1, which Translates to October 1.
danooct1=Dan on October 1
Amazing as always great job Dan! :D
6:09 "Now thats some viral marketing."
Stop...
Wow, Happy birthday, Justquant!!, I just found this video today on your birthday :)))
That would be an interesting video, seeing if they can take a computer after this virus and see how much can be fixed without reinstalling windows. I'd watch it.
haha been here since 2012
came here from your melting screen video in 2012. i still watch ur vids ❤
11:00 my plans of posting a comment on that date flew away due to my poor memory. RIP ResonateII anniversary.
Hey Dan! Thought you might like to know, I got into the malware analysis course! Oh, also, happy belated birthday Dan! XD
Where has rougeamp been? He hasn't been active besides that plastic bag video lol
he repaired his car tho
The classic Steppin on the beach SMB3 payload always makes my day.
I spent the first half of this video trying to figure why he kept spelling it resonatell. Like Duracell. Oof.
You're not the only one
llII
The capital i's are slightly smaller than the lowercase L's
@@asparagusoreo3280 good luck noticing that without a side-by-side comparison
Well done again, Justquant. Got to admit this scared me in parts!
CodeRed, also "You've met with a terrible fate haven't you" I do not know the virus but it is a reference to Majora's Mask.
Gimme the thumbs up...
YES!!
Technically it's ben drowned but you still get a like :3c
Trashy The Absolute God of Cancer No, its MM, its just used in the creepypasta :P
Oh, yeah
I only knew it from the creepypasta ;0c
TheGlitch76 I think it code red
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" That is from the Happy Mask Salesman, from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
what do all those sweet dreams pictures look like
same pic as the October payload (spooky patrick star)
justquant thank you (and jesus fuck you're amazing at this)
YTStaffComeAtMe thanks!
justquant that Patrick payload though
"YOU'VE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE, HAVEN'T YOU?" Majora's Mask reference.
Another reference: This is the Bacros virus of Finland! If I remember Bacros being first run, its Notepad text just repeats the name of the file over and over. In this case with ResonateII, the given catchphrase just seems to repeat over and over, spanning a few lines instead of just in a single line. Also, what differs from the first run of Bacros is that the file name is not repeated but rather the given catchphrase is.
Dude! That intro's awesome! :D
thx :D
Oh, hi, didn't expect a reply from the writer! Good job on this one dude, it was a wild ride the whole way through.
The Silver Skydancer I like to scroll through the comments on videos featuring stuff I made to see what people think
Yo this channel pretty dope tbh keep doing what u do
Still Love That Final Countdown Remix, That's My Favorite Part Of This Virus
I love how absurd this virus is and how nonchalant you are about it, like it's nothing surprising
absurd is my style lol
Okay, that viral marketing one was clever.
LOL! That "intro" was so funny. Trying to get you hyped about the latest malware version.. Yay *virus!*
1. I think Sandy worm
2. Joshi
3. Maldal
4. Is it not obvious, OPASERV?!
Where is my Absolutely nothing?
Well, some thumbs up for u
Rej Pas danke.
First one is Code Red
Lance Stinson Here it is:
A WILD NOTHINGNESS APPEARED! WHAT WILL YOU DO?
+Vault-Tec Rep I'm gonna use a master ball!!!!!!1!!
I love Justquant's humor... seems like a nice person just trying to have a good time... like the malware authors of old. I would hang out with that croud if I knew where to find them.
Code red, Joshi and Opaserv all in one.
correct
Brohkn Chynatonce Why Joshi? ‘Cause he’s competing!
*insert another unoriginal meme here*
Again, a great piece of malware on a great piece of channel.
NOOOOOOOOO, THIS IS PATRICK
?barK ytsurK eht siht si ,olleH
Sub G .kcirtaP si siht, oN
@@rune.theocracy *malS*
papa-papa-papapa-pa-pa-papa-aaaaaa-aa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aa-
>new danooct1 video
>justquant-made malware
Welp, this is the end. Nice run, Dan.
Very cool piece of malware
thx :D
Agreed
weird flex but ok
happy birthday creator of resonate2!!!
Computer: ERROR No file found
Dan: Ummm Excuse me?!
Computer: *blue screen* Bluescreen: please restart
Dan: Ok then.....
Computer: *shuts down*
Dan: God funk Noooo
That 80s retro Final Countdown cover might be one of the greatest thing I have ever heard in my life xD
The only virus that I will allow to infect my computer
Name This Malware answers:
HTML page is Code Red.
Happy Birthday Dan is Joshi.
Illegal License is Opaserv.
I want to see more viruses with destructive, erratic and unique payloads like this one. It's very fun to watch.
6:34 Justquant and I were born on the same date!
+Can of Soda
now i feel thirsty for a coca cola can
XD
woah
Happy Birthday, Dan!
1:02 the funnest,weirdest picture i ever seen
Happy birthday Dan!
uhh ok
If it wouldn't delete my pc data after 5-15 months I would actually use the virus on my laptop
My friend actually placed a virus on purpose on my pc, its actually a music virus, its playing random music out the top 100 of my country, its a funny and nice virus but still... its annoying tho
The end crams in Win32.Maldal, Win32. Magistr with a BEN DROWNED twist, and the third one I only remember from your Q&A video with the ThinkPad with the cool keyboard.
Hey Dan (or anyone else)! I sound stupid now. But I want some unpredictability in my life. Is there any ->*safe*
Whoa - neo the original resonate is safe
the best way to play with viruses safley is with a virtual machine
If you use a vm, you can just fix it in a few seconds using snapshots.
@@megahedgehog2039 no it overwrites the mbr
Stuff like this is why I keep my 8TB backup drive unplugged at all times unless needed.
Joshi's competing!
Roxie Mika It can stop on a dime Mario!
Any dime.
THERES WATER IN THE SKY, MARIO
Cannon's Blockhouse
There is no mushroom kingdom, Luigi.
Sypaka But Mario, what about Toad?
*Task manager disabled, creepy music playing and random dude pic fixed on the desktop*
Pc:
_Your computer might be at risk_
Nice catch, Windows.
I guess not even editing the video itself worked properly, huh Dan?
Well I just watched the same video twice and I am okay with it.
why are you like this?
+DynamiteDupree
Huh?
Werwa oh dear god your profile pic!
Az
🥳 Happy birthday Dan! 🥳
#2 is from Joshi.
Thanks for my nothing :3
Not all, but here's your cookie for getting at least something. 🍪
I see that you also obey the :3, friend
Happy _belated_ birthday Dan! Oh wait, I don't have the virus do I? Well, I'll just leave that in. ;)
2:41 That's the typing sound of a Model M, isn't it? I'm sure this gets mentioned a lot, but your keyboard sounds unbelievably good.
2018? That activates until Oct. 5, 2018?
CodeRed?
And the 2nd one is Joshi
And 3rd one is Opaserv
warmed my heart to hear a sid cover for the cracktro
6:41 sounds like final countdown
@@ottergauze im loking for that version music because it sounds good
I love keeping up with your videos
1:44 Your computer may be at risk... xDDDDD
I was half asleep watching this. Then Patrick popped up, and for some sick reason my heart jumped out of my chest
5:07 code red
happy (late) birthday Dan! :D