Redneck Engineering is bat sh*t insane
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2023
- today i looked redneck engineering from the subreddit r/redneckengineering
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Glad Kwite enlightened us with more Kwite lore by confirming he was born in 20,000 BC
Does that mean that he started as a cloak of sorts?
@@expired_coffee quite possibly, I won’t add it to the timeline until it is confirmed
I mean, he only said he was a KID in 20,000 bc so it sounds like he was born before that hmm
@@expired_coffeeI like to think he's a symbiote type thing where he can puppet people wearing him
He's an immortal hillbilly from Bed Rock!
I liked the video. Can I please be let out of your basement now. Please.
No
no.
NO.
No
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i love when kwite subjects us to random subreddits i've never heard of (that he loves apparently)
same
I hate to be the nerd to say this but 1k like
@@Cheeseheadablazei hate to be the nerd to say this but 1.1k like
My muffler fell off of my car and my 16-year-old brother who is taking a welding class at school welded it back onto my car. It works fine and he did a good job, but it sounds like a muscle car now. I don't know how that happened.
Don't be complaining about blessings
Your muffler ain't put back in right
Lmao hell yeah
So it's not "working fine"
Admit it though, we all want the back of a truck as our pool.
literally sc'd to show the family. hopefully a visit to pull-a-part next payday B)
Technically a hillbilly, but we engineer just the same and let me tell you, it works better than expected.
“As long as I don’t stick my fingers in there, it just works “
@@1lukarioz yeah
you be engineering guinea pigs
@@BoinguMcGoingu what?
@@BoinguMcGoingu I mean I do have guinea pigs but they're real animals, I didn't engineer them
3:00 the delivery of “Thankfully I know how to drive a stick” killed me 😭
The boat part reminds me of the time when I was like 6 and my neighbors wanted a new fence, but permits would take like 2 years to get, so they stained the wood with tea to make it look older before putting it up. I’m pretty sure that like 50% of the construction in that town was done without permits, with a wide variety of levels of safety lmao
kwite is that one friend you see once a month and you both just act the same regardless of what happens
fr lol
That one friend you don’t see or talk to in three years yet act the same when he texts all of a sudden
fun fact: "not aus" doesnt even mean emergancy stop, it means "emergency off" and no not like "the emergency is off"
I mean, it is more accurate. It won't stop it, but it will turn it off and maybe slow it down a bit.
Born and raised in Oklahoma- my family used to rig riding lawnmowers for drag racing on the dirt roads at night when the kids all passed out at family reunions and they ran out of beer to drink. Good times
Certified redneck classic
the kids ran out of beer to drink?
@@Echo-tl7wh I see nothing wrong here.
@@Echo-tl7wh never too young for your first bud light🥴
@@Echo-tl7wh you dont feed your kids beer?
4:05 “where’d the table go? It’s not like it could grow a leg and walk awa-“
comment is funny as hell, but i’m more focused on the user???
I still can't get over it how it's so nice to get regular notifications from Kwite, I'm so glad he's back (and with an another banger video)
In Brazil we have a whole word to describe stuff like this. "gambiarra"
I trust pliers more than a emergency button in a factory. They have been known not to be wired properly or at all
I deadass want a car with chandelier headlights, just as like a display item or something.
Fun fact, the car is made after or is The Duke's car from the movie Escape from New York, and that's basically the entire point of the Chandelier Headlights.
@@barrag3463 Ooh, nice bit of trivia, thanks.
One time i had a dream that Kwite was standing on my street corner and trying to summon Springtrap.
Sometimes i regret sleep.
Bro I’d join him Springtrap is the best character
@@Feral_cockroach121*paper pals enter the chat*
Love how Keef uploads just in time so I can come off my morphine
Keef?
@@AmyKoopa Kwite but misspelled, keef is the green power that comes off weed
(I'm not sure if this is necessary to say but I was recovering from morphine when writing this after an Er visit, it was just good timing form the majestic hoodie overlord to aid me in my recovery)
Love sosa
DUDE THATS MY ALGEBRA TEACHERS NAME😭😭
I cannot express how much I adore Kwite and his ridiculousness
In brasil we called that "Gambiarra",and we are the masters of that tecnology
1:24 i was literally confused on which car had the tape
4:30 Nah man, that is clearly a Downstairs-Neighbor-Annoyinator 9000
“Work harder, not smarter”
When i was like 10 My dad once fixed the head gasket on our air compressor with the front of a cereal box and it still works to this day
I live out in the country, but not too extreme (only about 25 minutes from the nearest reasonably sized settlement), but its still enough to see things like this regularly. There's this one clearing in the forest if you hike for a bit behind my house that these farmers nearby just all sorts of scrap, wood, and random shit into and sometimes I go back there and dig around to see what I can find or make.
4:51 God's love not being in the room is such a raw line though, damn!
Fun fact:
Banging rocks together is directly responsible for the existence of humans. Our ancient ancestors, Homo-Erectus (ha ha) figured out they could whack two rocks together to create the world's first tool, A Sharp Rock.
This is probably why everyone agrees it's weirdly satisfying to just throw/smash rocks. We've been doing it since before we were sentient.
the stethoscope one is actually pretty useful for someone like me. my headphones frequently break (software in Brazil is kinda shit), but my family happens to have a stethoscope at home for some reason
5:54
Let's not gloss over Kwite saying the remote was in a "chastity cage."
His audience might skew gay, but I spent a long time trying to find gay charity porn last weekend, and it's not very mainstream.
🤓Actually: The stool with a foot is actually an art piece precisely to demostrate usefull objetcts in a completelly useless state, as art itself (by their definition)
Man art is confusing, my definition is making cool shit and the cool shit made. Therefore welding equipment, flamethrowers, and molotovs are a work of art.
@@themenacingpenguin.7152 and that is indeed art, hell a Pepsi bottle Molotov was Art back in the 80s
@@Year_of_the_Dell All glass bottles can be made into molotovs, the shattering glass in a key component of a molotov.
@@themenacingpenguin.7152 it was more a cultural thing actually pepsi pulled shady shit and it was made to protest things
Throwing rocks at snakes in particular is such an inate human instinct that it's theorized to be the cause of two different groups of snakes developing the ability to spit venom. Both groups have a max range and height that lets them go right for the eyes before fleeing.
oh snake mommy spit in my eyes~
@@LegoMan-mu3ln snakes can't read
@@mimisezlol 👍
@@LegoMan-mu3ln this is the youtube comment section bruh, I'd never cross this line.
@@themenacingpenguin.7152 I'm a Kwite Lobotomite, what more do you expect?
5:03 bruh, compared to what I have, that's luxury. Mine is a metal chair that's older than me and has a folded blanket on the seat so I don't lose what little ass matter I still have. It's so uncomfortable that one day I sat on it for more than usual (like about an hour) and spent the next two days with the weirdest leg pain ever.
You use protection?
@@charlessousa9834I have to, dude, my table is already shit and kills my shoulders, I have to keep the spine, at least.
@@barelyrayssa9808 fair
The best example of Red Neck Engineering is the second Demon Core incident, when a plutonium reactor designed for a potential fourth atomic bomb in the Manhattan project was passed around the Los Alamos facility for various experiments. One of which lead to an engineer toying around with it with a gerry-rigged flat head screw driver while wearing cowboy boots and blue jeans. He accidentally pushed the core into super criticality and died of radiation poisoning soon after.
the worst part is this was my way of life as a kid. i had sunglasses that were broken in 6 different places but by god i payed for those things and i was gonna use them. they were held back together with scotch tape and prayers 💀
you don’t even wanna know how i fixed the missing wall in my room hint a lot of ductape and tapestry’s! 😭
Welcome to Arkansas, where my dad will build a complex piece of engineering from wood and hooks.
6:24 Nah tbh this is very very common everywhere not just America.
no because nobody outside of redneck country knows how to kill a hilux
"A matte finish looks sick"
Every Auto Body Painter felt some pain there-
I bet they can fix my 100 year old TV like brand new if they wanted to.
4:41 bad news
Kwite (or his editor) is damn good at editing
Kwite's editor is credited on the description- Nuka, they stream on twitch it seems
@@zerosgames8588 thanks for the info
@2:40 Kwite- I legit broke my back in 4 spots lifting incorrectly once. You speak truth!
“God was not in the room when this thing was conceived” is unironically such a powerful line
The tape car is genuinely impressive
So glad to see my community represented in the kwite channel ❤😻
as what one would call a "redneck" I can indeed say that Ive seen some of these (more or less). Ive seen the emergency stop one 3 times before. And Ive also seen the miles counter one (and have done it) ;)
5:35 holy crap that's The Duke's car from Escape from New York
I think it even still has the disco ball hanging from the rear-view
DUKES OF HAZARD?
Do I look like I know what a JPEG is????
Never knew this subreddit existed, but now I'm obsessed
2:30
At first I thought they were just house rolling, but no, they’re just straight up carrying that thing.
Pretty sure the cage around the remote is just so that people can use it but not walk off with it and lose it, or ya know… drop it down the cushions or behind a chair or some shit
Kwite never fails to lighten the low, who knew floating hoodies were this amazing?
I wonder if he's ever been in a washing machine tbh.
@@user-ox5id7nh4j what abt the dryer
@@user-ox5id7nh4jimma draw that
1:51 bold of you to assume i'm not 12 AND gay kwite
Very cool!
4:10
BRO IT’S EARLY MORNING AND I HAVEN’T GONE TO SLEEP YET, THIS THING IS GOING TO HAUNT MY NIGHTMARE DEAR GODDESS PROTECT ME TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETY FILLED ASS CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT
0:54 Not the "Ron DeSpectrum" tweet...
kwite is grinding bro all these videos AND the stream. mad respect
Like I told my parents when I fixed the pipes with layers upon layers of flex tape: "If it works. It works."
1:56 didn’t the dad do that type of shit in the Matilda movie and book?
yes, the ol' "reverse the odometer" trick but if I paid for the odometer I'm using the whole odometer.
5:34 That's a replica of the car from the film Escape From New York, from 1981. Pretty cool!
8:28 why would you need a stethoscope at a forensics morgue? what are you gonna listen to? a ghost?
8:21 kwite reminded me to sleep thank you kwite
6:05 was that the sound of the bad Krabby patty that almost killed mr.krabs
they have those exact food delivery robots at my university and I can't think of a single goddamn person who uses them
The dad from Matilda tried to do that odometer trick and got run out of town for it.
We had an emergency stop like that on a forklift. Turns out it really works true to the name, it will stop the machine and cause an emergency.
Kwite always throws me down an oddly enjoyable rabbit hole
The best piece of redneck engineering is the four-gun door mount
6:40 id like to point out the fact that its a hylux try which is a europeian/ausie ute, its a smaller better version of the tacoma that is sold in the us
3:35 I like to image he accidentally bends the fork eating the food, being so hungry he’d have uncontrolled strength. I used to bend spoons scooping icecreams 😭
I love how kwite goes inside me and fills me with his content :3
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God is dead and we killed him with an old rusty revolver
Thank you kwite for this content sustenance
Okay that duck tape care is actually really nice ngl
Yessir new Kwite vid. The thing we’ve all needed today. (Great stream last night too)
Elmo is life ✊
7:55 that was low-key satisfying.
4:05 - That is not a delivery robot, that is a device for professional upstairs neighbors.
We know its a good day when kwite posts
On a real note, the new editing style genuinely tickles my brain 😁
No, that was just me.
9:12 I relate so much. My dad had a boat with 2 engines, 1 per propeller. Stuff broke down every ride. One long ride, left engine breaks, we drift a boat back to the port. A minute too late to clean it, severe hull damage. Only became a reliable work of engineering when we sold it. Lucky customer got a working boat.
0:33 as someone who speaks a little German I can confirm this means "emergency stop switch" 👍 (please let me see my family)
No it means “not off”
1:20 it didn’t take 3 seconds, it took 3 minutes.
It’s great to see this man back. After everything you’re still making me laugh. W Man’s
“Those tape lines are straighter than I’ve ever been.”
Same man, it took me longer to spot them than it did for me to come out of the closet.
i love you i’m so glad your back man
I did the inverse of the stethoscope trick by dangling my headphones inside a glass ^.^
another video from my favorite queer hoodie (i hate you for making this sentence make sense kwite >:()
I was raised around stuff like this, so watching King of the Hill as a teen was like " ... W-... what's the joke? I know people like this. " - except Dad and I would say " HHH'WHAT!? " on purpose because of King of the Hill. That and doing the " Bwuuaaaah! " that Hank does when startled or taken aback. We still will randomly do so.
editor deserves a goddamn raise bro this shit was fire af
Kwite never fails to fill us up with his content
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Do another video on redneck Engineering
10:34 just realized i have the same style of light in my house
kwite u fr got a swag sakura lego tree in the backround, its cool as shit
What Kwite is doing here is breaking down the walls of homophobia. End the stereotype that gay people are not handy. Fix that ceiling fan! Patch up that hole you put in wall! Find out whats making that noise in cars engine, and what you're supposed to hit with a hammer to make it work! Show everyone that power bottoms really do run the world!
2:20 honestly respect the grind, this man be teachin everyone to work sneakier, not harder lmao
That first one with the wire cutters is insane 😯
I'm so baked right now it took me like two minutes of looking to spot the duck tape on the first car
I hope life is well for you kwite
Do another video about redneck engineering
Strongest Redneck Engineering vs Weakest Gambiarra:
This is the first of your videos I've seen you are hilarious 😂
do more videos on r/redneckengineering