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  • @irreverentdisease
    @irreverentdisease 11 місяців тому +1364

    somehow, kwite not being able to pronounce the word "coquette" is the most horrendous part of this video

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +14

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @l4m1n0us
      @l4m1n0us 11 місяців тому +36

      Agreed. For some reason.

    • @knosat6643
      @knosat6643 11 місяців тому +65

      Or how he says 'toblerone'

    • @Inevitably_Invisible
      @Inevitably_Invisible 11 місяців тому +52

      Kwite’s hoodie strings tied into a bow is so coquette

    • @mel_thing4763
      @mel_thing4763 11 місяців тому +36

      Nah, him not knowing the shape of a toblerone and thinking the non painted parts were "Godzilla taking a chunk out of it" or parts "where the pain chipped away" made me genuinely irritated

  • @tomdragamer
    @tomdragamer 11 місяців тому +419

    I think the bird and bread one made it onto messed up foods is because birds need seeds and grains and excessive bread consumption can be bad for them. Giving a bird only bread is the equivalent of messed up foods for them.

    • @Balou_560
      @Balou_560 11 місяців тому +35

      One step ahead of that, seeds and grains (bread is technically grain since its made of grains) in excess are harmful to pet birds since they can lead to fatty liver disease and similar, they should either get some sort of bird pellets you can find at any pet store or make a chop mix

    • @tomdragamer
      @tomdragamer 11 місяців тому +23

      @@Balou_560 We gave our bird a mix of seeds and fruits and he was pretty healthy. It's primarily sunflower seeds that are a problem as our vet described them as "McDonalds for birds".

    • @Balou_560
      @Balou_560 11 місяців тому +12

      @@tomdragamer sunflower seeds are definitely very fatty yeah, and seeds + fruit is fine as long as limited to what they should be eating "calorie" wise since a bird in captivity cant burn calories the same way a bird in the wild can. They wont die on that type of diet but in captivity it is generally healthier for one to have a more pellet based diet (a teaspoon or so full of seed is very good for their mental health and happiness tho, so thats important too)

    • @tomdragamer
      @tomdragamer 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Balou_560 He used to have free reign over the house and was perfectly capable of flying because we didn't clip his wings (he was also very fond of us so never went far if he escaped) so he did get a decent amount of exercise from flying around everywhere. I really don't understand locking birds away in their cages and never letting them out.

    • @Balou_560
      @Balou_560 11 місяців тому +3

      @@tomdragamer thats still FAR less than what theyd get outside, im not attacking you lol was just talking about borbs 😭

  • @ThePolarisSystem
    @ThePolarisSystem 11 місяців тому +320

    The fact that some of this food doesn’t look that bad either says a lot about me or a lot about society.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +2

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @tlpbh.
      @tlpbh. 11 місяців тому +12

      i think it’s both.

  • @unanimoustuba_
    @unanimoustuba_ 11 місяців тому +215

    8:54 how does kwite not know what toblerone look like 😭
    there are meant to be spaces it’s how that candy is made

    • @echoingpengo
      @echoingpengo 11 місяців тому +6

      i was about to comment this omg

    • @matthewjanz593
      @matthewjanz593 11 місяців тому +2

      Same

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 11 місяців тому +1

      there was a chunk out of the concrete though

    • @cerulity32k
      @cerulity32k 5 місяців тому

      i love toblerone

  • @ALaughingWolf2188
    @ALaughingWolf2188 11 місяців тому +829

    I love it how a lot of people post food online all happy and proud of it when the food itself gives the impression that they are severely mentally ill

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
      @rockercaterrorencountered4924 11 місяців тому +50

      I made a butternut squash soup that was the texture of applesauce and I still posted it pretending I didn't fuck it up and hoped no one would see that it was literally piled up in the middle. I later realized I could just add more broth to make it soup-textured.

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 11 місяців тому +23

      @@rockercaterrorencountered4924 Brother, that type of butternut squash "soup" is the best type of "soup", I suggest making some with sausage, and onions, that shit slaps.

    • @Birbster_
      @Birbster_ 11 місяців тому

      because you HAVE to be severely mentally ill for you to post that shit all happy and proud for yourself

    • @Digitall.asylum
      @Digitall.asylum 9 місяців тому

      I agree i agree

  • @imzesok
    @imzesok 11 місяців тому +75

    10:27 - hate to ruin it for you, but this is a thing that can happen. My mom, left a pan on the stove, with the burner on high, walked away to the living room, started watching TV and forgot about it. 3 hours or so later, I leave the bedroom to use the bathroom, smell something burning, and notice the pan is half-melted to the burner, and ran over to turn it off. Then I yelled at her for being an idiot, because I've been warning her for years that she'd burn the damn house down if she kept walking away from the stove while food was cooking. It's like the first thing you learn in the cooking unit of Home Economics class in middle school: "Don't leave a stovetop that is on unattended, ever". Luckily the stove itself was okay, but we did have to obviously replace the burner. No, she hasn't learned from this experience, she still foolishly leaves the stove unattended. She has gotten *slightly* better at remembering to turn the burner down though. Silver linings, I guess.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 11 місяців тому +6

      I only leave pots unattended if I‘m making gulash. I also have an induction stove with a timer that goes up to 90 minutes. Modern technology rules. 👍

    • @imzesok
      @imzesok 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@ArDeeMee yep, sure does. Our stove however is just like the one pictured. Electric with the coiled heating elements. Of course, it might have been fine if she hadn't also left it on the highest possible setting! 🤦‍♀

    • @ConstantChaos1
      @ConstantChaos1 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah the issue is that the pan is empty or that it becomes empty, luckily if there is anything other than water in it you will smell burning before it melts
      But yeah this is 100% doable

  • @ohnoherewegoagaindudes.379
    @ohnoherewegoagaindudes.379 11 місяців тому +65

    Creamy Chicken Piccata
    Ingredients (for 4 servings)
    2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts
    salt, to taste
    pepper, to taste
    ⅔ cup all-purpose flour
    4 tablespoons olive oil
    ⅓ cup dry white wine
    2 tablespoons unsalted butter
    2 cloves garlic, chopped
    2 tablespoons caper
    3 tablespoons lemon juice
    1 ½ cups chicken stock
    ⅓ cup heavy cream
    2 tablespoons fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped
    8 oz angel hair pasta, cooked, for serving
    Preparation
    1. Butterfly each chicken breast. Lay a piece of parchment paper on top and pound to about ¼ inch (6 mm) thick. Season generously on both sides with salt and pepper.
    2. Cut each breast in half lengthwise so you have 4 pieces of chicken.
    3. Add the flour to a wide, shallow dish. Dredge each piece of chicken in flour, shaking off the excess.
    4. Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Fry the chicken until golden brown, about 3-4 minutes per side. Remove the chicken from the pan and set aside.
    5. Pour the white wine into the pan and cook until reduced by half, about 1 minute.
    6. Add the butter, garlic, and capers and cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes.
    7. Stir in the lemon juice and chicken stock and cook for 5 minutes, until the sauce has slightly thickened.
    8. Stir in the cream, then return the chicken to the pan.
    9. Sprinkle with the parsley and turn the chicken to coat in the sauce. Simmer for 2 minutes, until the sauce thickens slightly, then remove from the heat.
    10. Serve the chicken and sauce over angel hair pasta.
    11. Enjoy.

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 11 місяців тому

      I ain't readin allat.

    • @bap3227
      @bap3227 11 місяців тому +15

      ⁠@@B_4035mnmy guy its a recipe not a two paragraph essay

  • @notsusanna7485
    @notsusanna7485 11 місяців тому +728

    “It’s even next to some real, duller looking tomatoes!”
    …it’s almost like tomatoes freshly picked from a garden are going to be riper and a deeper red than tomatoes in a supermarket.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +3

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @microwavedcaprisun9
      @microwavedcaprisun9 11 місяців тому +25

      @@p-__no mines are

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 11 місяців тому +36

      If it’s from a garden then it’s much better than the store anything

    • @MayoOverlord
      @MayoOverlord 11 місяців тому +4

      @@matthewboire6843 I'm not sure I'd trust a toothbrush that comes from a garden.

    • @krasistefanovlol
      @krasistefanovlol 11 місяців тому +4

      @@MayoOverlord i don't think its a good sign if a cat starts growing out of my garden

  • @ashiningsoul449
    @ashiningsoul449 11 місяців тому +141

    6:55 Kwite, Kwite. Kids will shove anything that will fit up their nose. It has become a core memory for me when my little bro broke my bracelet and stuck one of the beads up his nose.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 11 місяців тому +13

      My little sister once put a tictac up her nose

    • @RottenRoseMotifs
      @RottenRoseMotifs 11 місяців тому +12

      When I was little, I shoved popcorn up my nose because I saw vector from despicable me do it. It did not come out.

    • @Birbster_
      @Birbster_ 11 місяців тому +1

      one time i shoved a little piece of paper up my nose (i used to do it becuase it'd always come out) and it got stuck there until we went to the doc. first near-death experience (if it went down my lungs i would've died)

    • @ketaminepoptarts
      @ketaminepoptarts 11 місяців тому +1

      one time when i was a little kid i put a small pom pom up my nose and my mom had to get it out with tweezers

  • @esatchi
    @esatchi 11 місяців тому +226

    One of my best friends eats string cheese by peeling it apart into individual strings besides the end and then just eating all of the bits at once. He tells me he’s going back to his roots as a cow when he does it. (I have no idea what he means by that btw)

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

    • @SPLUNK3R
      @SPLUNK3R 11 місяців тому +12

      I’m assuming that he’s referring to cow udders but cows don’t EAT their mom’s udders-

    • @ashiningsoul449
      @ashiningsoul449 11 місяців тому +16

      Whenever I eat string cheese I have to give the cat a piece

    • @iris.haz.irises
      @iris.haz.irises 11 місяців тому +24

      grass (cows eat it)

    • @lagg421
      @lagg421 11 місяців тому

      ​@@SPLUNK3Rgrass

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 7 місяців тому +6

    5:52, That teacher "Oh what's that, you have a potential eating disorder? Well then let me make fun of you for it in front of the class."

  • @chelseapence4909
    @chelseapence4909 11 місяців тому +112

    the cup noodle tower looks more stable than my mental health

  • @NotoriouzJay
    @NotoriouzJay 11 місяців тому +66

    Kwite: I ate erasers as a child
    Me: Yea that checks out

  • @paprickachicken5277
    @paprickachicken5277 11 місяців тому +39

    if you get your own gsupps flavour call it "in the hoodie"

  • @Froshux
    @Froshux 11 місяців тому +36

    5:44 Your teacher Ms. Frizzle?

  • @the_demon149
    @the_demon149 11 місяців тому +20

    “Ate half the thing of PB just now. Gonna save the other half for later.” *Image of a jar of peanut butter with a hole in the middle appears*

  • @5PctJuice
    @5PctJuice 11 місяців тому +17

    I worked at a movie theater in 2016, when loaded Doritos were a thing ("cheese" shaped like a triangle, coated in "Dorito dust," and deep fried). No one bought them and the entire staff hated them, so we ended up having to throw them out after a few months.

  • @PenneyLan
    @PenneyLan 11 місяців тому +107

    pookie never fails to make me feel existential dread

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @Radio.Mp4
    @Radio.Mp4 2 місяці тому +3

    2:20 When can i stop holding my breath.

  • @ShyShy_999
    @ShyShy_999 11 місяців тому +16

    3:40 Oh, so this is how i discover that two of my favorite streamers crossed streams, huh

  • @PracticallyInvincible
    @PracticallyInvincible 11 місяців тому +127

    I realize that it's far from the grossest looking food, but every time I see a piece of bread wrapped around a hot dog, I gag.

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @COFFEEWSUGA
      @COFFEEWSUGA 11 місяців тому +33

      sometimes we're out of hot dog buns and we have to make it work

    • @amarimochi
      @amarimochi 11 місяців тому +10

      You just don't get how peak a sausage sizzle is smh my head

    • @CageBlack1443
      @CageBlack1443 11 місяців тому +1

      @@p-__ ???

    • @kaen0m0re
      @kaen0m0re 11 місяців тому +1

      had one of these the other day. It was pretty good. Bread was keto

  • @F...B...I
    @F...B...I 11 місяців тому +40

    Would you consider fried alligator made into a sandwich a bad food? Cuz it was pretty tasty, I've also tried turtle too makes a pretty good curry

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @johnlorraine7496
      @johnlorraine7496 11 місяців тому +1

      @@p-__ nice profile picture my favorite character growing up

    • @_TheMushroomMan
      @_TheMushroomMan 11 місяців тому

      its a bot@@johnlorraine7496

    • @Meggzilla
      @Meggzilla 11 місяців тому +6

      My son, from as soon as he had enough teeth to chew was hooked on fried alligator. I had a friend that worked at a seafood restaurant which served fried alligator and regularly needed a ride home. I charged him alligator nuggets for the baby. No nuggets, sorry my boy... Looks like you're walking. The boy knew when we pulled up to the restaurant that there would be gator nuggets and would accept no excuse. If said friend even contemplated coming to the car with no nuggies, the guards at the gates of hell cringed fear of the uprising which was soon to erupt. Needless to say, friend came everyday with his tribute and gave the boy his gator. My baby is now almost 21 and will eat anything that does not eat him first. He's a good boy who loves his mama, so it's fine by me.

    • @oollex6376
      @oollex6376 11 місяців тому +1

      ..... It's gross, but metal as fuck

  • @theonlylechuga
    @theonlylechuga 9 місяців тому +8

    10:21 those are pewter pots and pans, which has an extraordinarily low melting point and is also toxic as fuck to humans.

    • @averagejoe605
      @averagejoe605 5 місяців тому +1

      then why are they used as standard issue cauldrons in Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry

    • @alexg.3632
      @alexg.3632 2 місяці тому

      It adds a nice tang to the potions.

  • @a.pigeon
    @a.pigeon 11 місяців тому +10

    6:16 AH SHIT THEY GOT JIM

  • @trashfay
    @trashfay 11 місяців тому +10

    When Kwite is mid sentence and an ad starts playing I like to guess the end of the sentence and I've gotten pretty good at it

  • @sluggii_
    @sluggii_ 11 місяців тому +47

    1:47 get it? phone leek… phone… leek… cause its an… an onion…

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @doggieonbaysil2706
      @doggieonbaysil2706 11 місяців тому +3

      onion leek hahahah

  • @apollo7557
    @apollo7557 11 місяців тому +20

    1:44 get it? noise LEEK? I'll see myself out....

    • @TheActualDrRockso
      @TheActualDrRockso 9 місяців тому +1

      This was awful and I loved it lmao😂😂

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 11 місяців тому +4

    9:00 no. That's just what Toblerone looks like. It's a bunch of little pyramid like chocolate things connected to each other only though the foundation.

  • @littleyellowdeer
    @littleyellowdeer 11 місяців тому +13

    0:25 I’m eating rn and feel called out

  • @ConstantChaos1
    @ConstantChaos1 10 місяців тому +3

    Aluminum pots can melt if left rmpty on a maxed out stove like that

  • @Enginernikis
    @Enginernikis Місяць тому +3

    3:29 SPONSORED GARBAGE POLICE

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 11 місяців тому +6

    JABRONI MIKE SPOTTED!!!!! Had no clue you two were friends!!!

  • @memewolftherealone
    @memewolftherealone 11 місяців тому +5

    I originally read the title as "Fucked up London Foods", but the video was still exactly what I expected.

  • @bestgamebeater0315
    @bestgamebeater0315 11 місяців тому +4

    0:30 me eating a cold hot dog on a end slice of bread with chunky peanut butter, mustered, and takis

  • @aydenmattinson726
    @aydenmattinson726 11 місяців тому +21

    Kwite never fails to make a decent joke on an other wise cursed image

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @silverpuppet4224
    @silverpuppet4224 11 місяців тому +5

    6:07 Kwite, you violated my eyes with that nails clicking clip

  • @kinorris1709
    @kinorris1709 10 місяців тому +3

    3:16 that's certainly one way to say you can save money.

  • @the.only.mr.president
    @the.only.mr.president 11 місяців тому +9

    The thumbnail is exactly what the founding fathers intended

  • @iseeyou1067
    @iseeyou1067 9 місяців тому +3

    3:54 this was in a not even emily video. I remember the first time i saw this goldfish monstrosity i was amazed.

  • @WAXPAPER149
    @WAXPAPER149 11 місяців тому +2

    Kwite, if we ever became friends and had a sleepover, I would need you to yap about something because I can’t sleep without your voice in my ears.

  • @CloudySkysDoseNothing
    @CloudySkysDoseNothing 11 місяців тому +9

    3:48 tbh i would probably eat this

  • @GRIFFMASS_super-fan
    @GRIFFMASS_super-fan 2 місяці тому +1

    1:33 did he just say...among us... AMONG US🔥🔥🔥❗🗣

  • @badatgaming9905
    @badatgaming9905 10 місяців тому +3

    9:50 "that makes two of us"

  • @bonnief252
    @bonnief252 10 місяців тому +2

    5:23 No, bc the beyond chicken tastes alright fresh. But it does taste and fried erasers after it gets old

  • @demon_lamb
    @demon_lamb 11 місяців тому +6

    2:50 for ramen is insane buddy sorry

  • @sirthisisawendys9030
    @sirthisisawendys9030 11 місяців тому +2

    0:25 Nah not me eating dinner alone and watching this 😭

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 11 місяців тому +3

    I've been putting chips in my ice cream for years, cinnamon toast would absolutely bomb in the same way. Gotta try that some point soon.

  • @bonnief252
    @bonnief252 10 місяців тому +1

    All he really needed to do was actually like. Turn it into crumbs and it'd be perfect

  • @gawd.
    @gawd. 11 місяців тому +3

    as a crab with human fingers, i did infact, have my appetite ruined 💀

  • @Hdndmdndndb
    @Hdndmdndndb 11 місяців тому +6

    kwite always succeeds in turning my day down just like the mcdonalds stock markets

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @kazoo4rent
    @kazoo4rent 11 місяців тому +5

    10:11 why do I watch this guy while eating

  • @blubglub
    @blubglub 11 місяців тому +7

    4:05 lmfaooooo offline media

  • @doodsepik
    @doodsepik 11 місяців тому +12

    my food does not look fucked up but tastes fucked up

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @doodsepik
      @doodsepik 11 місяців тому +1

      @@p-__ my farts are better than your farts

    • @jonnythonmccrapballs3112
      @jonnythonmccrapballs3112 11 місяців тому +4

      British?

    • @doodsepik
      @doodsepik 11 місяців тому +3

      @@jonnythonmccrapballs3112 yes. i am british. womp womp.

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 11 місяців тому +3

      my food looks fucked up but doesn't taste fucked up (I'm German)

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey 11 місяців тому +2

    I still get so happy when I see a new Kwite vid. I'm just so glad he's back

  • @Sylvia_Corvidev
    @Sylvia_Corvidev 11 місяців тому +3

    YOU KNOW JABRONI MIKE?!!?

  • @deepseamuse
    @deepseamuse 11 місяців тому +1

    8:54 unfortunately toblerones are just made like that. It really feels like you should be getting this big triangular candy bar, and while i get the inspiration behind it a part of me is disappointed every time

    • @razdahooman
      @razdahooman 11 місяців тому

      Kwite has never experienced a toblerone, makes me sad. And yeah, it sucks, they should make a "longlerone" that's just the whole triangle bar. Or a toblermany. Either way

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 11 місяців тому

      Proper Toblerone bars are ca. 300 grams. They’re really hard to take a bite out of. Has never got me to stop trying, though.

  • @lilacbeidou
    @lilacbeidou 11 місяців тому +6

    the green food in the thumbnail be looking like american school school lunches /lh

    • @tafae08
      @tafae08 11 місяців тому

      I'm legit stupid so idk what /ih means or /lh can you tell me

  • @syrenet
    @syrenet 10 місяців тому

    10:21 As some one who works with molten steel almost every day. that pan doesnt look like it melted due heat, it looks more coroded like how galium eats away at other metals.

  • @negativecountingwithharold
    @negativecountingwithharold 11 місяців тому +12

    negative counting with harold

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @kazoo4rent
    @kazoo4rent 11 місяців тому +9

    7:38 did he just call milk sweet?? Am I going insane?? Is that an American thing? Milk should not be sweet

    • @Ghostie950
      @Ghostie950 11 місяців тому +5

      No, milk isn’t sweet here either. I was also confused when they said that.

    • @sauucepacket
      @sauucepacket 11 місяців тому +3

      milk in the US isn’t sweet unless you’re buying those ass canned condensed milks 😭

    • @Mangsterade
      @Mangsterade 10 місяців тому +5

      Milk is sweet? Every country i lived in its sweet

    • @Mushie_lol
      @Mushie_lol 9 місяців тому +3

      I mean it’s not salty I guess??? If I had to describe its taste I would say sweet

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m Canadian and the only sweet milk I have had is chocolate milk.

  • @Person-who-exists
    @Person-who-exists 11 місяців тому +4

    Hey kwite, I haven’t been able to breath since 2:21, can I breathe again now?

  • @kolzartsumagari
    @kolzartsumagari 11 місяців тому +2

    omg jabroni mike kwite crossover I needed. my comfort react andies

  • @BerylliumPants
    @BerylliumPants 11 місяців тому +11

    Man I love cement toast

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @BerylliumPants
      @BerylliumPants 11 місяців тому

      @@p-__ Well my farts are better than your farts

    • @Antwon22
      @Antwon22 11 місяців тому +2

      i prefer it without the toast, less carbs so i can eat more cement 🤤

    • @doggieonbaysil2706
      @doggieonbaysil2706 11 місяців тому +1

      beans on asphalt would go great with it for breakfast

    • @gargolgaming8101
      @gargolgaming8101 11 місяців тому

      Where's the immersive engineer

  • @bensoncheung2801
    @bensoncheung2801 2 місяці тому

    8:50
    “You will soon embark on a lucrative business venture.”

  • @supercalifragilisticex
    @supercalifragilisticex 11 місяців тому +2

    0:40 that ac scared me, I thought that was the end of the vid

  • @gabrielelrandom6493
    @gabrielelrandom6493 11 місяців тому +1

    Such a perfect timing for me on the upload, got done showering after getting home so I can sit down and eat with this.

  • @chloesibilla8199
    @chloesibilla8199 11 місяців тому +4

    4:30 bro fucking lunged at that gummy bear

    • @Sen_heiRBLX
      @Sen_heiRBLX 5 місяців тому

      Aren't gummies are made of gelatin?

  • @user-gm8ul9ky6t
    @user-gm8ul9ky6t 11 місяців тому +2

    you absolutely can melt a pot/pan. thats why when you turn the heat off you also take the pan off the burner

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn 11 місяців тому +1

      Brother I've kept pans on a burner after turning them off, and none of them melted *y e t* , you're capping ashell.

    • @rizgriz3956
      @rizgriz3956 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@B_4035mn hate to say, but I've ruined a really good pot before because I was boiling water, forgot, and boiled away all the water and the heat without the water to disperse the energy ruined the bottom of the pan 🫣🫣

    • @user-gm8ul9ky6t
      @user-gm8ul9ky6t 11 місяців тому

      @@B_4035mn yet.

    • @goldensloth7
      @goldensloth7 11 місяців тому

      are your pans made of tin foil?

    • @user-gm8ul9ky6t
      @user-gm8ul9ky6t 11 місяців тому

      @@goldensloth7 ive never melted a pot or pan becs im not stupid, i just know its possible. ive seen it with my own eyes! my entire family has adhd. i have seen a melted pan irl before!!

  • @leaffeymoon1372
    @leaffeymoon1372 11 місяців тому +7

    1:55 coquette????? what the fuck???

  • @evil_todd
    @evil_todd Місяць тому +1

    Once I saw a TikTok and it had the whole “ate half my pringles saving the other half for later” then it shows a pringles can perfectly split down the middle, like the chips were fully in half but not a single one was broken

  • @Chris_winthers
    @Chris_winthers 11 місяців тому +2099

    Insert joke here

    • @2lazy792
      @2lazy792 11 місяців тому +46

      Lol

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +29

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

    • @BallsTrademarked
      @BallsTrademarked 11 місяців тому +120

      Insert funny reply here

    • @Kneecapss
      @Kneecapss 11 місяців тому +14

      funny

    • @Edgeworthless
      @Edgeworthless 11 місяців тому +12

      💀💀💀

  • @yourlocalhuman3107
    @yourlocalhuman3107 11 місяців тому +1

    kwite the way you say certain things give me a heartattack

  • @NixityNullt
    @NixityNullt 11 місяців тому +4

    1:05 bro forgot to download cs source

  • @markergirl3606
    @markergirl3606 11 місяців тому +1

    Not gonna lie, for a second there I thought the video was titled "Fucked up London foods"...

  • @python1972
    @python1972 11 місяців тому +3

    7:00 Kwite forgets 2 year olds exist.

    • @Catrules626
      @Catrules626 10 місяців тому +1

      *the average tiktok user

  • @chillero3heftig712
    @chillero3heftig712 2 місяці тому

    parrots are kinda the only animals that also get arrested 😩 which makes sense if its one smart enough to speak, or to lead the police to places in the house where drugs and guns are hidden (not that they would understand the assignment when asked to do so, but they understand forbidden places and secrecy vibe and it usually makes them happy to mess with that)

  • @darkstalker9155
    @darkstalker9155 11 місяців тому +4

    Cheese.

  • @Whyareulikethis69429
    @Whyareulikethis69429 11 місяців тому

    The stack of ramen in the background was great and always makes me happy when they upload

  • @camponotus219
    @camponotus219 11 місяців тому +3

    deliver fail never
    edit: pregnancy

  • @SR_73
    @SR_73 Місяць тому

    6:07 you had me checking my desk 😭

  • @dianaishtar
    @dianaishtar 11 місяців тому +3

    Kwite never fails to fill us with his warm, thick content

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому +1

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

  • @DunkinsGrandeMocha
    @DunkinsGrandeMocha 9 місяців тому

    0:30 but Kwite, I'm eating my home made fried chicken right now, and you are the ultimate entertainment for fried chicken night

  • @EddieNoon
    @EddieNoon 11 місяців тому +3

    6:30 I heard the "Oh mai gahhh" and something in my brain just
    clicked

  • @RagnaarLodbrok
    @RagnaarLodbrok 11 місяців тому +2

    4:19 they need to bring back cool ranch Doritos tacos frfr

  • @ZappyVan
    @ZappyVan 11 місяців тому +4

    Bread and cement is a classic 😂

    • @PenneyLan
      @PenneyLan 11 місяців тому

      certified hood classic

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 11 місяців тому

    Getting ramen from an energy drink company hits the same vibe as Colgate making Frozen TV Dinners, absolutely disgusting.

    • @Balou_560
      @Balou_560 11 місяців тому

      I feel like a company designed around things tasting good is better than a company designed on making inedible products make edible products

  • @worthless_handl3s
    @worthless_handl3s 11 місяців тому +3

    How nice of gamersupps to release their own line of ramen just for this video-- w-wait, what do you mean it wasn't part of it?

    • @p-__
      @p-__ 11 місяців тому

      My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

  • @charred270
    @charred270 11 місяців тому +1

    this seems like an appropriate place to ask, has anyone else tried brownies on pizza? If you haven't, do it, it tastes really good.

  • @TransFemmeTemme
    @TransFemmeTemme 11 місяців тому +3

    Temmie wuz here

  • @DenMotherArkala
    @DenMotherArkala 11 місяців тому

    Easy recipe in a pan: chicken & veggies in olive oil.
    -Pour olive oil into pan, then roll chicken in it.
    -Put seasoning on chicken (Italian seasoning, perhaps?).
    -Put veggies in olive oil with chicken (grape tomatoes, onion, banana pepper).
    -Throw into oven at 325F for 30-45 minutes.
    -Check with meat thermometer afterward to ensure chicken is at least 160F. Boom, you have a balanced and tasty meal. I hope this helps someone! ❤

  • @assassincheese0
    @assassincheese0 10 місяців тому +2

    3:03
    Badger

  • @jetewson
    @jetewson 11 місяців тому +1

    New kwite video? WHAT?! POGGERS

    • @daverizzingkarkat
      @daverizzingkarkat 7 місяців тому

      ibruh u calling me out😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but

  • @midnight4685
    @midnight4685 11 місяців тому

    0:24 Man I'm eating dinner rn I was not expecting that

  • @purple_gal1240
    @purple_gal1240 11 місяців тому +1

    jokes on you this made me hungrier

  • @kosmetikVR
    @kosmetikVR 10 місяців тому +1

    4:05 someone deleted a file >:)

  • @Xnestrio
    @Xnestrio 11 місяців тому

    kwock never fails to fill me up with his funny comments and videos

  • @timetraveller1233
    @timetraveller1233 7 місяців тому +2

    2:32 half of the reasons I actually follow and watch these videos religiously is just for the gay jokes tbh

  • @Alter_No_Money
    @Alter_No_Money 11 місяців тому +1

    BUD HAS SO MUCH NOODLES, IF HE GAVE THOSE TO A COLLAGE STUDENT HE WOULD SET THEM FOR LIFE

  • @z.b.oakley8467
    @z.b.oakley8467 11 місяців тому

    I swear, one of the best parts of being a Kwite viewer is hearing his unhinged plans for when the video stops.

  • @rosewood4297
    @rosewood4297 10 місяців тому

    Was laughing so hard i was crying at the cereal bar in the bowl of milk