The one with the girl popping the drink open is a restaurant where the waitresses are kitsunes, mischievous creatures. Kinda like those restaurants where the waiters are mean to you on purpose
3:57 that was astronaut Scott Kelly. I Went to a convention center where he was a speaker there, pretty hilarious dude. Someone even asked a question about the gorilla suit at one point. Apparently his brother helped him sneak the suit onto the space station as part of his personal cargo because he thought it would be funny.
Fun fact the chinese girl in the fox mask works at a special type of restaurant (i believe it is Kitsune themed!) where they play the role of a trickster fox and basically a like that commonly! Basically the chinese version of the US' Karen restaurant
He's literally the perfect background youtuber. Video essays lost their spot when they all became circlejerks about a specific game with made up jargon and reddit humour. Kwite on the other hand can go from reviewing funny meme subreddits to reading the most depraved things known to man and it's all up to autoplay how drastic that change is.
Best part of the gorilla suit is that at least a handful of people at NASA were in the know, because to get it up there, its weight had to be taken into account (im not kidding). So that shit was a team effort AND fully sanctioned. And i love that
Speaking of Frogs coming out of weird places, I remember hearing somewhere about a weird phenomenon where during mining operation, excavation of deep ground or whatever, they would actually find frogs in little voids of the rock ground seemingly impossible for them to get there.
Soda plus cake mix actually works. 12 oz of an appropriately flavored soda makes an egg-free cake mix. Source: I actually made it, I still have a slice of lemon cake in my fridge
Japan’s humor is like no other. The game shows And the type of comedy involving smacking someone in the back of the head. Really unique but still quite funny
For a bit of context on the space station gorilla, one of the guys on the space station had a brother send him a gorilla suit. The space craft that was carrying it broke and then the brother preceded to SEND ANOTHER GORILLA SUIT
I don't know why but the frog fight, the toad tussle, the amphibian attack brings me such immense joy that I'm putting a timestamp so I can re watch it over and over 1:28
I think the toilet frogs were just sitting around the bowl, hidden just under the rim. They didn't literally come out of the water jets, the jets just disturbed them and made them all jump out
4:15 just imagine if there was a game with a lot of spacemen, maybe they could be like idk bean shaped, and they are all on a ship but some of them aren´t actually spacemen so they need to find the imposters. Maybe it could be called like Among them or something
the way i had the exact same answer to "what would you think if you were that astronaut" i literally thought to myself "Id think 'PLANET OF THE APES IS REAL'...... 'well id probably think 'HOLY SHIT' first" having basically that exact thing repeated back to me made me cackle
On the space station one in case you didn't know cosmonauts carry and shotgun and a knife so if they land in the wrong place in the wilderness they can defend themselves against bears
The Nickelodeon Slime shtick originated from an old Canadian show called You Can't Show Do That on Television. It originally aired in 1979 on CTV and was later brought to america in 1981 on Nickelodeon. One of the running gags on that show was that a random actor would get randomly covered in slime in the middle of a skit.
5:50 im in tears of exhaustion and hopelessness brought upon me by the exponential stupidity of the human race. every week i'm like "surely we've hit the ceiling now" and two days later, some human limpdink with a smartphone manages to baffle me once more.
0:51 yes for all those wondering, that is an aircraft emergency side. these devises are depoyed when an aircraft crashes and passanges and crew need to get out quickly. these are some that do get pulled off the production line to test for quality controll and that is what your seeing here. yes this woman, or man is infact doing it in a driveway, i cannot confirm where exaclty this driveway is but it does seem that this is the driveway of the company, or somone spent about 10k just to pull the cord on one of these slides.
these videos are a direct representation of what goes on in my brain at all times. my brain cells are fighting against each other like those frogs
I felt this on a spiritual level.
Yes
Mhm
mom said its my turn with the brain cell
W pfp
The one with the girl popping the drink open is a restaurant where the waitresses are kitsunes, mischievous creatures. Kinda like those restaurants where the waiters are mean to you on purpose
Yeah but like... where is it
I want google maps coordinates
@@TightSweaters4 So you can avoid it, right?
@@balazsolah1976 um... yes?
@@balazsolah1976 totally
3:57 that was astronaut Scott Kelly. I Went to a convention center where he was a speaker there, pretty hilarious dude. Someone even asked a question about the gorilla suit at one point. Apparently his brother helped him sneak the suit onto the space station as part of his personal cargo because he thought it would be funny.
naaaah, you mean THE Scott Kelly?!
Fun fact the chinese girl in the fox mask works at a special type of restaurant (i believe it is Kitsune themed!) where they play the role of a trickster fox and basically a like that commonly! Basically the chinese version of the US' Karen restaurant
ik i the comment is 8 months ago but the restaurant is in china, not japan
@@unfortuneattic my bad! I guess i got it mixed up since i associated kitsune with japanese. Thank you for telling me!
@@kikikiwi7536 youre welcome, for more information, the place is located in xi’an china and is called 唐貓庭院 (xi’an tangmao courtyard)
This is the second comment talking about this and I already hate it
I will now use Google Chrome to make myself MORE blind than I already am
@@millo7295 bro i was just sharing a fun fact i know 😭
Kwite literally just looking at subreddits and Twitter gimmick accounts is his MO now, and I can't say I dislike it.
and into the depths of ao3 occasionally
He's literally the perfect background youtuber. Video essays lost their spot when they all became circlejerks about a specific game with made up jargon and reddit humour. Kwite on the other hand can go from reviewing funny meme subreddits to reading the most depraved things known to man and it's all up to autoplay how drastic that change is.
Kwite’s entire personality is just chaotic neutral
Chaotic Bi
@@asackboyplush6508 Chaotic Bungus Ingot
Minus the neutral
@@iamthemouse4483chaotic impure or rebel impure then?
Chaos
“An astronaut brought a gorilla suit without telling anyone”
Bros just asking to be pushed out of the airlock😂😂
mf gon get voted out hardcore
Funny way to go though
among us reference
More like blown out of the airlock or sucked into space 😆
*gorilla man was the imposter...*
Can't believe Kwite complained about being single at 4:59 forgetting his green rabbit boyfriend. Smh William Afton deserves better
Reply is a bot
@@KrakenPlays16 yes, I know, I am trolling
Kwite is the one who deserves better, Billy is a damn child murderer
@@mitspeithetc He's grown as a person
8:12, if a girl came up and manged to open my drink like that, it would probably be hard for me to not ask them out because, man, that's impressive.
Same , I'm even willing to simp cus that just triggered something in my brain I didn't know I had
It would awaken at least 5 new fetishes that I never knew I had
I dRInK dE siMP JuIcE
@@Delta5x7💀
Same!
Kwite barking is truly one of those things that make life worth it
How does this have 185 likes and no comments
@@supercaveman7747 cum
@@supercaveman7747 count em' 290 and 2 replies
Best part of the gorilla suit is that at least a handful of people at NASA were in the know, because to get it up there, its weight had to be taken into account (im not kidding). So that shit was a team effort AND fully sanctioned. And i love that
The pure fear in that woman's eyes in that squid game one good lord.
Speaking of Frogs coming out of weird places, I remember hearing somewhere about a weird phenomenon where during mining operation, excavation of deep ground or whatever, they would actually find frogs in little voids of the rock ground seemingly impossible for them to get there.
frick u lmao
What a beautiful start to a chaotic video
@@recitationtohear what
no clue what the girl at 5:50 thought she was doing sticking a whisk into a box that can't fit it, but congratulations to her ig
The fact that Kwite finds comfort in gun reload animation should scare us enough, but I guess not.
Why should it? Guns being reloaded can be quite relaxing, I especially like the M1 Garand.
nah, not scary
but this is: ua-cam.com/video/51La9EiPE2g/v-deo.html&ab_channel=DukePigron
no im not a bot the video is just funny and scary
@@FLTNUR oh yea
the sounds are cool though
ok but cool gun tho
the true abrupt chaos in this video was witnessing Kwite bark
How the hell does an entire boat just fall like somebody screwed up hard
Millions of actionable USD, lost
@@TheBananamonger ik right
If you close your eyes for the frogs it sounds like a dope motorcycle race
seeing that kwite posted makes me happy for no reason.
Same
It's the propaganda.
I like being reminded that he exists
it makes my life a little bit better in a way that hurts, he's great
same
My favorite joke was when he said "I gotta work on myself as a person" like he's not going right back to reddit after shooting this
Kwite you just described how to aim a slingshot. The Y shape is how you aim. (Although in all fairness it is still not easy)
Bracket the wasps and Pray lol
6:56 The stadium ought to give that guy another beer on the house! He was a good sport about it.
kwite gets more insane every second......... i love it
Soda plus cake mix actually works. 12 oz of an appropriately flavored soda makes an egg-free cake mix. Source: I actually made it, I still have a slice of lemon cake in my fridge
Japan’s humor is like no other.
The game shows
And the type of comedy involving smacking someone in the back of the head.
Really unique but still quite funny
For a bit of context on the space station gorilla, one of the guys on the space station had a brother send him a gorilla suit. The space craft that was carrying it broke and then the brother preceded to SEND ANOTHER GORILLA SUIT
Now THAT is dedication to the bit--
That ship toppling over looks... Very, very expensive. Oh well, at least this great content is free to enjoy!
I know a man with a PFP similar to yours... Epic PFP
@@Vanaxy Thank you, good sir!
Not for long
7:34 that's the thing dude. the slingshot IS the sight
I could not start grinning through this whole damn video.
PLEASE make another for this sub, it's awesome.
I don't know why but the frog fight, the toad tussle, the amphibian attack brings me such immense joy that I'm putting a timestamp so I can re watch it over and over 1:28
"this has been kwite, and i've gotta work on myself as a person" i call bullshit (affectionately)
I think the toilet frogs were just sitting around the bowl, hidden just under the rim. They didn't literally come out of the water jets, the jets just disturbed them and made them all jump out
The most abrupt chaos of the video was watching Kwite bark, nothing can top that
Gives me Cliccy energy.
@@zed9256 It really does
4:15 just imagine if there was a game with a lot of spacemen, maybe they could be like idk bean shaped, and they are all on a ship but some of them aren´t actually spacemen so they need to find the imposters. Maybe it could be called like Among them or something
Lol this was the comment I was looking for
1:49 non bionarys: he knows to much!
Love your content Kwite and chaos can be funny sometimes.
Kwite is so famous and rich that Katy Perry is just "that girl" compared to him. Truly an icon of our generation!
6:50 wait… Kwite’s heart feels joy? 🤔
3:38 how am i just now realizing after seeing this video like 8 times, that the bottle perfectly goes through the hole between the kid's arms
"for a wasp thats like your apartment block being leveled by a carpet bombing run"
bro💀💀💀💀
The floating bisexual hoodie posted again thank you for the content!
i dont remember slime coming out that forceful in the past, it usually was just dumped on them. that looked horrific
the way i had the exact same answer to "what would you think if you were that astronaut" i literally thought to myself "Id think 'PLANET OF THE APES IS REAL'...... 'well id probably think 'HOLY SHIT' first" having basically that exact thing repeated back to me made me cackle
That frog toilet is actually my worst fear 😮
0:56 it evolved ☠️☠️
I like how people can differentiate a nerf gun to an actual gun
"Abrupt Chaos"
A nerf gun that has more purposes than a jar of peanut butter at 3am in the morning.
@Deluxe Zesty Scudbutter Surprise no shit 🤯
6:37 bro got hit so hard his cap changed colors
I just love the thumbnail for this one. It's like "Surprise fool! You may have thought this was just a gun, _but it was actually a gun!"_
kwite barking made me audibly cry
I just realised that guy who got flipped by his gf was muselk 5:15
3:04 pov a pitbull spots a random kid
8:25 He signed up for the chaos lol. It's her job.
I enjoyed this video. Keep up the good work :)
6:42
That man looks like one of my gym teachers.
7:56 “this girl” lol that Katy Perry
*8:02
The title perfectly represents how it feels to click on a Kwite video notification.
4:28: reminds me of a particular map in call of duty
We talking about multiplayer or zombies or are we straight up just acknowledging the highly forgotten game mode Dead ops arcade
@@hextheprotogenfox nah. Talking about a big brollic black dude named requis
yeah that chick that went on his shoulder that would be a break up for sure, because she could break his neck period
kwite is now BARKING, he’s getting closer and closer to his true furry form everyday
8:31 duck bidet
6:29 i mixed bread into a fanta knockoff
Not drinking fanta. Drinking that santa
0:41 bruh he really just cut it out like that 💀
*0:32
@@palmossi0:35 *
2:20 come on man don't flushed them
*flush
thought the frogs were gonna kiss
This is KWITE entertaining if I do say so myself.
It’s sad that he got accused of r :( even though it’s false
4:10 have u heard of among us
SnowFlicketyFlake after getting the joke
Who tf would bring a gorilla suit in space 😂
It's bothering me so much but the reflection of the camera in his glasses look like his eyes focused directly at us
4:06 that astronaut was absolutely moving. christ I've never seen someone move that fast before
Ah yes, my favorite thing ever
Abrupt chaos
On the space station one in case you didn't know cosmonauts carry and shotgun and a knife so if they land in the wrong place in the wilderness they can defend themselves against bears
0:03
Was that..... A NUCLEAR SYMBOL???!!!
3:52 is i think the funniest video i have ever seen i cant stop laughing
8:10
Ngl, if I was that guy I don’t think I’d be able to drink beer anymore without getting a lil turned on
The Nickelodeon Slime shtick originated from an old Canadian show called You Can't Show Do That on Television. It originally aired in 1979 on CTV and was later brought to america in 1981 on Nickelodeon. One of the running gags on that show was that a random actor would get randomly covered in slime in the middle of a skit.
"frogs conceptually as a concept" -Kwite 2023
That dog was kwite a cuttie, too.
Ah yes, perfection
that first clip was really scary
Bro literally described among us at one point
0:29 ….alr-
5:50 im in tears of exhaustion and hopelessness brought upon me by the exponential stupidity of the human race. every week i'm like "surely we've hit the ceiling now" and two days later, some human limpdink with a smartphone manages to baffle me once more.
Fun fact, did you know that reaching for a baseball catch at a major league game is actually not allowed?
4:00 that prank was out of this world
Congratulations ❤🎉
You won hit up 🆙⬆️.
0:10 foreshadowing?
The thumbnail makes me think of “Remember, switching to your secondary is faster than reloading”
my sister likes popcorn that's soaked in orange juice
HUH?!
Kwite is the most bisexual bisexual that will ever bisexual
I’m supposed to be on a internet hiatus rn for like 3-4 years but I can’t resist a kwite video guys. Even if I were to leave the internet.
You made my brain go quiet
The weirdest animal that should absolutely be a pokemon is a platypus
The one with the cake and coke had to be some devious 5 minute crafts behind the scenes
0:51 yes for all those wondering, that is an aircraft emergency side. these devises are depoyed when an aircraft crashes and passanges and crew need to get out quickly. these are some that do get pulled off the production line to test for quality controll and that is what your seeing here. yes this woman, or man is infact doing it in a driveway, i cannot confirm where exaclty this driveway is but it does seem that this is the driveway of the company, or somone spent about 10k just to pull the cord on one of these slides.
this fuels me, myself, and I. as well as the greek goddess of chaos I was named after
The bees nest exploded. Sounds like Minecraft explosion sound.
That gorilla suit cost thousands of dollars to fly up to the iss 💀
THE WAY HE RAN FROM THE GUY IN THE GORILLA SUIT
I watched this yesterday, drunk out of my mind at 3 am and pretty much passed out 40 seconds in💀💀💀