Expect the Unexpected.
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
- today i looked at r/unexpected to look at some unexpected stuff. this stuff was really unexpected.
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Kwite never fails to tell us to expect the unexpected, then release the demon core on himself and a crowded room of people
Kwite im so happy you posted today, i almost died to a series of kidnappers and they said “if kwite posts well let you go!”
Damn bro, that sucks.
Honestly, you were lucky!
you know it's good when Kwite does a reaction thumbnail. you know the ones.
SSsniper wolf ass thumbnail
@@Serialkillerandy-1 You would compare SSniperwolf’s shit thumbnails to this masterpiece.
i mean, am i wrong? red backround part with a suprised face reacting to something lol@@gratefulgamer7907
and no, im not a gen alpha ssniperwolf enjoyer lol
@@Serialkillerandy-1I’d hazard to say that most SSSniperwolf fans are gen z
"It hasn't snowed all winter!"
You did this Kwite. This was on you.
Good job I haven't had school for weeks
Thank you kwite for more slop. Truly agonising content.
Good job as always
This ain't PyroLIVE
the PyroLIVE fan has been spotted
you know what, maybe this IS PyroLIVE
This ain't PyroLIVE
PyroSLOP fan detected
"It hasn't snowed in the US all winter"
Kwite, my buddy, my pal, my curator of memes; my car's power steering fluid almost froze this morning and it is literally too cold for the city to use snowmelt. Right now, while typing this, it looks like a 1980's club bathroom outside. Nothing but white. You were correct, it was indeed an incorrect statement.
I got snow like 4 times in my life, i live kn the US
@@Marder_IFVdepends on state
school is out due to snow and cold
for reference im in ohio
8:06 aged like milk. US got hit by very severe snow storm before this video
Was about to say. He must of recorded this a while ago.
Expecting a good watch
Same
Real
cant tell if that was an insult or a compliment lol
You’re saying that it being a good watch is unexpected 🤨
@@MisterMoodyHere don't expect an answer to that question
1:43 sir kwite that was a squid.
so true
Sir, a squid is a fish.
@@beepboop9750 “Squid are not fish. They are classified as cephalopods.”
ok
Kwite is one of those reliable UA-camrs you watch while working, eating or just chilling. Reliable content, good upload schedule, good humour.
Watching kwite while eating a full cup of whipped cream is such an aesthetic
aesthetic preppy queen slay gaslight gatekeep girlboss
They say to expect the unexpected, but why don't we try to unexpect the expected? hmmm?
Good question
god DAMN i've never thought of it like that, I can't thank you enough
your so right
You've cracked the damn code.
Hey it's ivycomb!
Never failing to excpect kwite deliver us content even pregnant
I know you wont think anyone will see this.
real@@Snugbrrrr
@@Maniyak-BS we gotta get this to top comment
wise words
!m gonn4 sob
Life has been really bad for me for the last few years and one of the few things that recently has been bringing me joy has been your uploads Kwite. They bring me a few minutes of levity when everything in my life has been spiraling out of control. Keep up the good work dude, it helps.
Kwite never fails to spoon feed us internet vomit straight from the dumpster fire of hell
yum 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Ew
Kwite not knowing that was a squid is killing me
Had to scroll unexpectedly long before finding a comment about the squid
the fact that none of his friends laughed when he fell in the water while fishing is crazy.
8:11 as someone who lives in Colorado, I can tell you firsthand that we definitely have snow.
5:20 the guy actually did a look inspired by the cat! i forgot the user, but i remember he did it
8:08 Come to Illinois, Chicago Region, and have a blast with our negative degree weather and fluffy snow. Plus you can go to CosMcs and try whatever you want there.
4:10 don’t worry, a large majority of dmc players feel the exact same way, me included
Kwite is so smart he knows what will happen before he does
I’m currently in a hotel because my city got decimated by snow, but it’s nice to know it hasn’t snowed here this winter!
9:14 i need a butter butterfly knife
Kwites videos never fail to juice us
what-
what-
he fills us with the sauce
What-
wait what-
Kwite never succeeds at failing
"It hasn't snowed anywhere here!"
I am literally in the middle of a snow storm right now how ironic lmao
kwite never fails to fill our bellies with his slop
That's him officer, that's the Pyrocynical viewer
@@cauratheeyelex5020 DONT CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT
Hello name brother
@@salmonellaII pyro viewers when they make the 900th joke about pyro liking furry inflation
@@yourmomrespectfully1574big catboy pyro
1:52 that’s a squid mr kwite sir
ye
not kwite calling a squid a fish-
3:19 this must be the only child coming out of me but I assumed that was a dad messing with his daughter-
8:05 : "it hasn't snowed anywhere in the U.S. all winter"
meanwhile me : literally getting MORE snow every year.
(ffs like 4 feet of snow isn't enough to have virtual school where I live, you still have to go in-person.)
5:55 RIP MatPat.
He died, fly high 🕊️
We’ll miss you.. 😔🕊️
@_chick-ch2ro i wonder what goes on in brains of people like you
1:23 it's a squid my guy. It shot ink at him, not alcohol. Lol
But it was alcoholo in the cup
@@TheInfectedGamerYT the squid doesn't suck anything in in order to squirt ink. It already has the ink. It's probably like peeing for the squid except a different liquid
@@sworishina o
8:07 he says this as its covered in snow where i live and dangerously cold
8:05 probably in Nebraska. It’s fucking freezing and there are 8 inches of snow outside rn
Kwite may not deliver, but he never fails to be pregnant
…what???? LMAO
The only thing here thats unexpected is that kwite can consistently ruin my day.
7:31 its not the guys father who is getting called, its the guys friend
7:50 why is there just... Random smoke lingering off Kwite?-
He’s on fire
his aura is simply that high
What a fish breathes, immediately goes in their bloodstream. (Blood vessels in their gills.) So uh. That fish is hammered.
(If you're a writer, apply this where you will.)
9:11 is this how the spy eats food
8:04- I live in Michigan and I’ve been stuck inside for three days. I measured 17 inches of snow on my back porch yesterday. Help.
The small feisty goblins under my bed that trim my hair in my sleep are very pleased by this video
2:09 Dawg look at the way she’s hanging off of her. They are dating.
That’s the politest f$ck you ever
(8:08) As we know, USA is the only place on Earth ... or with access to this internet ... or with technology.
Truly unexpected, thank you Kwite
5:10 i don't remember their username aaghh but all i do remember is they actually did recreate the milk cat pic because of the amount of tiktoks like these!! it was actually really cute and funny for them to do
8:04 it snowed in Kentucky yesterday and there's still some snow on the ground as of 7 hours ago
Was hoping for a 12 gauge DEAGLE, but just like the title and the subreddit. It was unexpected.
1:42 in case of wandering. The liquid inside a shot glass is a seafood sauce. If you’ve been in Thailand you’ll know how it taste. Sour and spicy.
2:21That dude is pathetic I need the link to that because the side eye WAS NASTY
kwite never fails to fill us with sticky great content.
Why does it sting 😢
@@IAmOneAntbee juice
@TransferInProgress i know
8:06
Fun fact, it HAS snowed in Ohio!
Yes, I’m unironically from Ohio. Not a joke.
Though, it hasn’t snowed THAT much.
I literally get so happy when kwite posts
3:51 man couldn’t handle the dante way
"It hasn't snowed all winter!"
>27 accumulative inches in 3 days
A shotgun shell in a handgun. Huh. Didnt expect to see that today
kwite i gotta say im goin thru a megga dmc hyperfixation rn. its 10pm an i just wanna see toast when i opened yt to see a vid from u and BOOM dante in my kwite video. its like the stars have aligned for me. thank u
My most unexpected moment was in 1:50 when I realized Kwite thought that the squid was a fish.
we should support this small creator guys🙏
Instructions unclear, now I'm just never surprised. Thanks 0/10
Ah yes, my favorite sentient hoodie with a very expressive face.
Me watching at 8:08 in the usa while it is snowing and has snowed before this video. MMnnn pretzel.
5:49 damn
Glad to know it’s not snowing anywhere else in the US this winter, we’re not alone
I’m gonna be so real the first time I saw the first floppa clip (I have a floppa hyperfixation) I actually just started crying
You were honestly a huge comfort to me and one of my favorite UA-camrs. As a victim of abuse I’m actually in tears due to this. I knew something was wrong when you didn’t speak up against hyojin but I didn’t wanna believe it. Rot in hell.
And to those saying there’s no proof, take 5 minutes to research it i literally dare you. If that’s not enough, why was Kwite having his server shut down last night? If he was online he could at least have announced a small community post about it. But he DIDNT. He tried to silence people speaking about this until there were to many to stop us.
Also oh my god you guys sound so dumb with your ‘innocent until guilty ’ about kwite. (I worded this wrong Re wording it) in court if someone is being accused of this, they are given a chance to prove they aren’t guilty but are brought in, looked at as if the did it. Yes we should give Kwite time to respond but he should say he’s going to instead of Silencing others and disappearing
Also if it’s fake, why would the victim come out about the same thing 4 years ago? ua-cam.com/video/MoSYZIhR2n8/v-deo.html
0:01 Fr
YIPPEE THE KING HAS POSTED
We didnt get any snow all winter until this week, now we've got a shit ton
Missed Opportunity for a "Kwite the unexpected turn" title pun
1:41 that's a squid not a fish... it's their defensive mechanism (they release a cloud of ink), so it was pretty expected
8:10 … that aged like milk
8:02 brother I'm currently sitting in snow as you're saying this bruh
Okay, i expect that one day my father will come back with the milk
That Officer said "You have the right to get busted on"
I'm expecting kwite to rail spring trap until those springs lock after the recording, but y'know, that's just me 😅
I'M DYING AT THE RANDOM GEORGE W BUSH REFERENCE lmaoooo it was so casual 💀💀💀
9:45 hahahah! so funnyyy- DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT WITH ALL OF THESE UA-camRS QUITTING RIGHT NOW-
Reminds of of back when I lived in Apeldoorn at a group one of the Staff working there bought with him his own fork during a Xmas dinner as well but this was one of those forks you can extend very long so he stole a piece of chicken from an another Staff member's plate on the other side of the table.
yo that picture in the thumbnail of the desert eagle with the shotgun shells is something i would love to own. Would be the largest innovation in firearms history since the first automatic gun was created
fun fact! the shark cosplay makeup person actually did a cosplay of that cat, it was adorable
8:03 Literally like half of the country is under some sort of winter weather advisory or warning rn
6:25 my computer fucking crashed.
Bowomp
“It hasn’t snowed anywhere in the United States all winter”
The winter storm currently going through Tennessee rn has a different opinion.
Me want snow
Expect the unexpected. When kwote gets a sponsor it isn’t gfuel
“
Right when Kwite said 'unexpected' a beep came from the other room and I've got to say.. That beep was, in fact, unexpected. It scared the dookie outta me.
Kwite calling a squid a fish drove me mental
Hell yeah, new main channel video finally
Kwite: sub and hit that been icon so you never miss an upload!
also kwite: Never expect an upload from me again!
I didn't expect kwite to upload
Watching this while snowed in. I might make some fireballs myself.
A day Kwite uploads is a good one.
good is an understatement
kwite calling a squid, a fish is actually killing me as a splatoon fan.
The funniest thing is that you make things so literal its funny
Kwite said that shit about it not showing anywhere in the US and suddenly the entire nation freezes over and it snows in the low south.
AHHHH! REAL KWITE JUMPSCARE!!!
Hi Kwite I like your vids :)
Lol, it’s funny how that comment of “no snow in the US” dates this video, because now it’s lows of 17 over in south texas
if you expect the unexpected then the unexpected becomes the expected
“Hasn’t snowed anywhere in the US all winter” sir I live on the east coast and was able to roll/sled down a hill not even a week ago