Hey reviewer from 2:14 here. It’s very true, he absolutely DESTROYED me down there. (I literally jumped out of my seat when I saw myself in this video lmao)
The fact that Ball pit ringworms are actually something mentioned in the game... (Oh and bonnie thrusting is also actually a thing) Still waiting for the 5 night 0rgy minigame though :(
I love how he's trying to rationalize all the horny reviews by coming to the conclusion that there must be some sort of sexual tension in the game, when in reality it's the internet. That's just how they are.
The reviews talking about matpat x springtrap are refrencing the fazbear frights story where a guy named Matt gets pregnant with springtrap's baby (I don't think I need to explain why this single story is the source of so many memes)
I love the fact that people are saying that they got ringworm cus the ball pit, just because of that singular line in the game where somebody said they got ringworm from the ballpit lmfao
Plural; Fazzballs. Referenced - books alongside the fabled fazzgoo People are getting ringworms in the ball pit since that is the joke ingame. People are referencing another book story, where a man named Matt starts bloating up and gives birth to spring traps child. Yes it’s real. People getting it on for spring trap normally, has been a thing for ages now. Specifically for him, almost like a tumblr hot man post. Final verdict - the game references a lot of things from the books since the game is based off a book story. And teenagers with no filter lost their frontal lobe and now have no idea what gives them pleasure anymore. Haha fazzballs 😂😂😂
The “You can use an IED against Freddy” review at 4:17 is 100% true, At one point in the game you use a firecracker to stun him while he’s chasing after you.
4:02 that was probably polish or slovak, maybe czech but they couldnt write “mě”, molestuje isnt even a word as far as i know, but an english word said in a sentence in one of the launguages i mentioned, it seems like someone write a comment and didnt know they posted it as an english comment (BTW it just means bonnie is mo*esting me)
Ngl the game would be more scarier and better if they animated the game in first person like the intro. Kinda like an og doomslayer style. Idk what it is but official fnaf lost it's scare. SB, movie, now this. Not necessarily bad but a bit too kid friendly with the poppy playtime like style and plot armor. Less immersion
Hello? Hello hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay? Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah. Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll pr-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to…forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night. Uhh, Hello? Hello? Uh, well, if you’re hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won’t talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone’s in their proper place. You know. Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn’t come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that’s one more reason not to run out of power, right? I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. Uh, there are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if you can’t find something - or someone - on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react. Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I’m not implying that. Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that, he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn’t like being watched. I don’t know. Uh, anyway, I’m sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon! Hello, hello? Hey you’re doing great! Most people don’t last this long! I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I’m not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway, I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight. Uh, Hey, listen. I had an idea. If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there’s a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you’re an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try to, stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Y-Yeah, never mind, scratch that. I-It’s best just, not to get caught. Uh, ok, I’ll leave you to it. See you on the flip side! Hello hello? Hey! Hey, wow, day four. I knew you could do it. Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *door bangs are heard here, and continue throughout the call* It’s-It’s been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I’m kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did. Uh, hey, do me a favour. Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? I’m gonna try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads, back there. *Freddy’s “Toreador March” music plays* You know…*animatronic moan is heard, the same as when you have your monitor up, and an animatronic has got into the room* Oh, no - *garbled scream that more closely resembles Golden Freddy’s scream, followed by static*
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Forgot to add the videos suggestions at the end, will do that in the morning.
Make sure to leave a comment about how I’m a disgrace.
It not even good
Your a disgrace
"Why is SpringBonnie breathing like he has a 40 year smoking addiction" SO REAL
THATS WHAT IM SAYING BRO!!!! HE'S BREATHING LIKE MY DAD
@@omor3714Hope youre dad Will be fine👍
"bonnie mnie molestuje" means "Bonnie is molesting me"
source: me, i'm polish
Polska gurom 🇵🇱
@@Marcin-qy6cn Polska gurom! 🇵🇱
@@Nuzilicious Poland gurom!🇮🇩
POLSKAAAAAAA 🇵🇱🦅🥟🇵🇱🦅🥟🇵🇱🦅🥟🇵🇱🦅🥟🇵🇱🦅🥟
Bro i wrote the longest fucking comment and you just did the same thing but shorter (i fucking knew it was polish)
the matpat mpreg was based off one of the books
that's so disgusting eugh, where can i get the source? which book?
@@LocalRedMist Bunny Call is the name of the book but the specific short story is called In The Flesh
@@LocalRedMist I think it was in the 6th but I don't know for sure, it is real though.
Though Scott has stated that the guy being named Matt is completely coincidental
@@Raindrop_2401 Eh, it's funnier to pretend it wasn't a coincidence.
Thumbnail is so relatable
Ayoooo
Right?
Fr
💀
Agreed
I agree, the pixel art animations are so good it feels like freddy is coming inside you
AYO
Freddy is already coming inside me.
@@towelbasket Metal banging sounds
@@towelbasket CLANK CLANK CLANK
It’s been 10 years to turn date that Five Nights at Freddy’s first released. And this is how we thank Feddy Fasingtom himself?
Ferdy Fazballs wouldnt be proud
I love Fred Ferdinand
Can confirm, the sexual tension during the hiding minigames is through the roof.
4:01 this one is written in polish, it translates to "bonnie is molesting me"
People are talking about ringworm because there’s someone in game who talks about the ball pit giving them ring worm
Let me guess he always says: Hello everybody my names M……….
@@OfficialMecatonmetroman
Hey reviewer from 2:14 here. It’s very true, he absolutely DESTROYED me down there. (I literally jumped out of my seat when I saw myself in this video lmao)
Aha thank you for the laugh
You're down horrendous lmao
The fact that Ball pit ringworms are actually something mentioned in the game...
(Oh and bonnie thrusting is also actually a thing)
Still waiting for the 5 night 0rgy minigame though :(
And here I thought people would start simping for Jeff but of course yet again they simp for the threats in the game.
Both. Both is Good
Jeff is so bbg
Jeff is so bbg
they love red flags 🚩🚩🚩
I hate it when people play games and I also play games and we play the same games and
I love how he's trying to rationalize all the horny reviews by coming to the conclusion that there must be some sort of sexual tension in the game, when in reality it's the internet. That's just how they are.
I just wanted Springbonnie
Is that too Much to ask for?? 😭 (i'm Dying Lmao)
I mean Bonnie does hip thrusts at one point
4:09 this review was written in polish and you guessed the meaning surprisingly well
How’d he guess the meaning
@@unoriginalname1 "bonnie mnie molestuje" means "bonnie is molesting me"
I remember an old Fnaf 1 funny review video that had a review say “can’t s*x the bear” on a video.
Thumbnail was literal ultrakill reviews
no sex the robot? :(
@@GavinVillafranca sadly no mindflayer breedable edition
And undertale reviews
@@HelixBerus I wish there were in-game male mindflayer model
The reviews talking about matpat x springtrap are refrencing the fazbear frights story where a guy named Matt gets pregnant with springtrap's baby (I don't think I need to explain why this single story is the source of so many memes)
Bruh
Fell asleep ON YOUR KEYBOARD? wow you really werent lying when you said you could sleep anywhere last stream
I am gods sleepiest warrior
I JUST FUCKING CLICKED ON THE DAMN VIDEO AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS "The thumnail was relatable" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I love the fact that people are saying that they got ringworm cus the ball pit, just because of that singular line in the game where somebody said they got ringworm from the ballpit lmfao
4:01 I wasn't expecting a review in polish and this beautifull pronunciation. It meant "bonnie is m*lesting me"
These are on almost every FNAF game 😭 like there’s a negative review on FNAF 1 saying “can’t sex the bear”
The fact that there is an official Fazbear Frights story where a guy gets impregnated by Springtrap is pretty funny ngl.
4:40 it actually looks like he is but it’s just side to side. Hard to tell wit the pixel art tho
Plural; Fazzballs. Referenced - books alongside the fabled fazzgoo
People are getting ringworms in the ball pit since that is the joke ingame.
People are referencing another book story, where a man named Matt starts bloating up and gives birth to spring traps child. Yes it’s real.
People getting it on for spring trap normally, has been a thing for ages now. Specifically for him, almost like a tumblr hot man post.
Final verdict - the game references a lot of things from the books since the game is based off a book story. And teenagers with no filter lost their frontal lobe and now have no idea what gives them pleasure anymore.
Haha fazzballs 😂😂😂
There is a fazbear fright were a guy gives birth to a baby springtrap 💀
3:07 I lost my mind when I saw that he was playing Phantom Pain.
rip to the dude who got ringworm
“See, I wanna see people getting ringworm, that’s what I’m after” I just thought I’d- put that here
every fnaf review has the most weird reviews like this trust me
I did not expect to see my review come back to haunt me in the thumbnail when scrolling through my feed
The “You can use an IED against Freddy” review at 4:17 is 100% true,
At one point in the game you use a firecracker to stun him while he’s chasing after you.
4:02 means "Bonnie is molesting me" in polish
It said can't sex the rabbit💀
Obviously not because the playable character in the game is a child.
@@foxgamer5262 Okay but hear me out....
@@benedekhalda-kiss9737 *eating a cookie*
I'm listening to you :)
@@foxgamer5262 What if you could sex the rabbit as a player not as the child
would be 10/10 can sex the rabbit then
@foxgamer5262 If you could see the rabbit as the player (leaving the child out of it) it would be a 10/10 game
4:10 not him trying to decipher a polishh comment that says 'Bonnie is molesting me' qwp
4:01 It's "Bonnie is molesting me" in polish
If you read the review at 2:27 by TheMemeist, you can see the review is actually a joke lol
This is just every steam review ever
The mom is kinda hot ngl
4:00 it's says "bonnie is molesting me" in polish lmaoaoa
4:09 is speaking in the best language to ever exist: polish
it translates to bonnie is molesting me
More tripping than Brawl is so funny to me
i didn't expect a polish review there??!! ("bonnie mnie molestuje")
I feel very sorry for these people
4:02 it says "bonnie is molesting me" in polish.
I know because Im polish
4:00 it's in polish and it means "Bonnie is molesting me".
Summary: the comments are either “😮 wow that’s cool”, or “💀”
The best ending ever
btw i think mostly tf2 gooners starteed this trend and then it has spreading since(not confirmed or true
Not only in into the pit, in evrey gametos in steam
Most steam reviews are like this.
fun fact: in the the trailer bonnie do the flosh, in the game he giving the air his hips
1:22 AWW😊
1:28 😐✌️🫥☠️
4:10 from polish it means "bonnie is molesting me" lol
The thumbnail is so REAL🥰🥰
4:42 my review!! That’s sick lmao
There goes the last part of the video's name
chica does a funny dance too!
My first reaction to beating the game: WHERES FOXY!?!?!?!?!?!? but the game is a solid 8/10 because its kinda short (Just like you......... JKJK )
4:02 that was probably polish or slovak, maybe czech but they couldnt write “mě”, molestuje isnt even a word as far as i know, but an english word said in a sentence in one of the launguages i mentioned, it seems like someone write a comment and didnt know they posted it as an english comment (BTW it just means bonnie is mo*esting me)
2:40 that’s from in the flesh
4:03 It's "Bonnie is molesting me" but in polish
Wut the hay,Michael!?!
Are we not gonna talk about the thumbnail
4:07 translation: "bonnie is molesting me"
2:10 it lagged right here I thought it was a pause of disapproving silence 💀
'his ball pit, if you will'
4:09 This is in Polish and it means: Bonnie is molesting me
That’s not nice bonnie
@@ThisIsAHandle-xz5yo that’s very horny Bonnie 😏
finite spaghetti
Here in brazil people hate the game because it's not free XD
4:01 It is in polish, you almost got it right. It means "Bonnie is molesting me"
i think i’m high
Oh dear god 💀
this is my fevorit fnaf game i think
excellent
How did you upload this so fast?
Imagine game devs just looking at their reviews, imagine game devs wanting people to touch their balls in the reviews so they know they did a good job
The thumbnail got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ayo that thumbnail comment thooo
the can't sex the rabbit comment might've refrenced an old comment on the orignal fnaf 1 steam page
1:29 this is a game involving a literal CHILD!😭
//fr
The ballpit is banned because it’s dusty and gives you ringworm… that’s actually said in the game.
*These comments are bascially Resident evil village II: electric boogaloo*
"Can't sex the rabbit... Well that's gonna be the thumbnail..."
Balls
4:10 the guy who wrote the review wrote it in polish and it says that Bonnie is molesting him
Ngl the game would be more scarier and better if they animated the game in first person like the intro. Kinda like an og doomslayer style. Idk what it is but official fnaf lost it's scare. SB, movie, now this. Not necessarily bad but a bit too kid friendly with the poppy playtime like style and plot armor. Less immersion
Hello? Hello hello?
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you, to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I’m finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about, Uh, you’ll do fine. So, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let’s see, first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read. Uh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know.
Um, “Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah.
Now that might sound bad, I know. But, there’s really nothing to worry about.
Uh, the animatronic characters here, do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety. The only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won’t recognize you as a person. They’ll pr-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to…forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits themselves weren’t filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices. Especially around the facial area. So you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort, and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask. Heh. Yeah, they don’t tell you these things when you sign up.
But hey, first day should be a breeze. I’ll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night.
Uhh, Hello? Hello?
Uh, well, if you’re hearing this and you made it to day two, uh, congrats! I-I won’t talk quite as long this time, since Freddy and his friends tend to become more active as the week progresses. Uh, it might be a good idea to peek at those cameras while I talk, just to make sure everyone’s in their proper place. You know. Uh, interestingly enough, Freddy himself doesn’t come off stage very often. I heard he becomes a lot more active in the dark though, so, hey, I guess that’s one more reason not to run out of power, right?
I-I also want to emphasize the importance of using your door lights. Uh, there are blind spots in your camera views, and those blind spots happen to be right outside your doors. So if you can’t find something - or someone - on your cameras, be sure to check the door lights. Uh, you might only have a few seconds to react. Uh, not that you would be in any danger, of course. I’m not implying that.
Also, check on the curtain in Pirate Cove from time to time. The character in there seems unique in that, he becomes more active if the cameras remain off for long periods of time. I guess he doesn’t like being watched. I don’t know.
Uh, anyway, I’m sure you have everything under control! Uh, talk to you soon!
Hello, hello?
Hey you’re doing great! Most people don’t last this long! I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I’m not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant.
Uh, anyway, I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight.
Uh, Hey, listen. I had an idea. If you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there’s a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you’re an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you’re an empty costume, they might try to, stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work.
Y-Yeah, never mind, scratch that. I-It’s best just, not to get caught.
Uh, ok, I’ll leave you to it. See you on the flip side!
Hello hello?
Hey! Hey, wow, day four. I knew you could do it.
Uh, hey, listen, I may not be around to send you a message tomorrow. *door bangs are heard here, and continue throughout the call* It’s-It’s been a bad night here for me. Um, I-I’m kinda glad that I recorded my messages for you *clears throat* uh, when I did.
Uh, hey, do me a favour. Maybe sometime, uh, you could check inside those suits in the back room? I’m gonna try to hold out until someone checks. Maybe it won’t be so bad. Uh, I-I-I-I always wondered what was in all those empty heads, back there.
*Freddy’s “Toreador March” music plays*
You know…*animatronic moan is heard, the same as when you have your monitor up, and an animatronic has got into the room*
Oh, no - *garbled scream that more closely resembles Golden Freddy’s scream, followed by static*
Scott cawthoon fnaf dating sim when 😥😱😎?
Hey, I've planned to do this same thing later and I just wanted to let you know I'm not copying you.
The thumbnail is just Kwite.
This game is🔥
4:01 poland mentioned 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅
Idc I think into the pits the best fnaf game 😭
4:08 bro that is polish
That one thing meant "bonnie is mo0le$ting me"
4:05 It's Polish, and it says "Bonnie is m0lesting me"💀
Wait you can’t?
4:01 POLAND MENTIONED POLAND MENTIONED!!!! POLSKA GUROM