I love how all pizzasim players eventually devolve into clown based insanity. Like Spiff thinking the children have a different eye color depending on which way they face
When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
From what I can remember, you can buy Lefty early and still get to salvage him as long as you don't actually place him on Stage (So you can't get the $20,000 bonus early anyways)
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
even after all this time the "don't keep the devil waiting old friend" line is still so incredibly raw. love how intense it is even with the calm voice
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
@@antisocialentertainmentbasically, you just need to spend money on an ingame purchase on mobile to get infinite money or an never ending 999999/99999 Also, I like your voice, keep going, you make amazing content
I was watching this video and it felt like content from a 100k+ channel, but then I checked the sun count and I was actually surprised that you only have 31k, underrated channel right here. Good shit man
saying that night one would be boring and that there "shouldn't fucking be" animatronics in the building is so real, the last time i played this game night one i had someone in the vents. not going to lie i saw it and chickened out.
loved the video! by the way, animatronics don’t come in when you buy discounted items. they have a chance to come inside every night based on your risk, and risk is reduced by health & safety. so you could buy as many discounted items as you’d like so long as you kept your risk down :3
I know the challenge is over but you can start with $200 instead of $100. To do this, when you make a pizza select Mushroom, Onions, Olives, and Peppers. I'm not sure why, people say it's because that's Scott's favorite pizza, or he's vegetarian. Either way, it makes the challenge a tiny bit easier.
Bro should've used Basketball strats, if you get really consistent you can get decent money every time. I, for one, am very skilled at hitting the spacebar when a white line passes over a green and red bar into the continually shrinking green section 20 times
I still haven't finished the video but "it's like they gave me a hug, but instead of arms, they used Ford f150s" is a hilarious quote. That quote is probably a bit off from what he actually said, no need to correct me.
I was so tired when watching this the first time that i fell asleep and i had to watch it a second time because the only thing i remembered was the nipples passed down generations bit
The One Winged Afton fears only one thing, Clown Strife
You have won the comment section
Take my like and get out of my house.
I love how all pizzasim players eventually devolve into clown based insanity.
Like Spiff thinking the children have a different eye color depending on which way they face
I have a theory as to why prize king was a bastard you ran him dry he needed time to get the money back
@@XENORedgrave Prize King only has so much money, buying Funtime Chica already cost a lot. He had to take a loan out for that $15,000.
I sucked him dry last time
@@antisocialentertainment Phrasing
I said what I said and I meant what I meant. An elephants memory 100%
@@antisocialentertainment WOW WOW WOW CALM DOWN NOW
The monologue at 29:15 just followed by the deadpan "I. Hate you." genuinely has me laughing so hard I'm going to wake up my housemates
My UA-cam broke and it’s saying that you said this to a ten second long video of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. I don’t know how that happened
You’re welcome!
not that funny
20:07 “ your nipples will be mounted above my fireplace and pass down through generation to generation”
HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING😭
The spirit of spiff possessed him
Trueee, the first talk was like some monolog that spiff would do too
@@jamieford5090 especially with his clowning
But the difference is that spiff clowns and he drives
I just think spiff and anti are the same.
Nah, he would just play nothing but lethal company if Spiff possessed him
15:19 “I don’t know what day it is today” *The giant sign that says “Wednesday”* “Am I a joke to you?”
I am blind sometimes
I love how just a quarter of the vid is just you having beef with prize king
…look, I am INCREDIBLY petty sometimes
@@antisocialentertainment sometimes is good
@@antisocialentertainment I can respect that
9:30 not even in other people's Pizza Sim playthroughs can I escape the fruit punch clown....greetings from an AstralSpiff viewer LMAO
@@Cluelexander hello fellow spiffer
Dread it, run from it, clown still arrives
@@antisocialentertainment FRUIT PUNCH FOR EVERYONE
*walks into Toys-R-Us*
Why do I hear boss music
The giraffe has come for your soul
Fun fact: Lemonade Clown (the yellow one) has a larger radius than the fruit punch clown (the pink one)
@@eur0be4t3r however it has a smaller payout
"If u want to milk the clown, you have to pay!" 😂😂😂 feckin killed me 🤣
I was waiting for someone to bring that up
When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Yeah, it turned out not to matter that much(since we ended with an extra 5 grand), but that was the thought process
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
I’ll need to test that
From what I can remember, you can buy Lefty early and still get to salvage him as long as you don't actually place him on Stage (So you can't get the $20,000 bonus early anyways)
In other words, pizza sim but you actually do business
7:14
List of characters I know of that have (un)canonically been sterilized:
- Molten Freddy
- The Spearmaster
Do you think that William Afton got a vasectomy? Because in that case it'd be 3
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
@@thegreatestdane8978
Good points
is that a daszombes reference?
seven red suns did NOT want to be a grandpa
Prize-King really spent all his riches on getting you TWO MAIDENS.. you should be thankful >_>
I didn’t WANT 2 maidens. I WANTED CAPITALISM!!!
11:51 this is why William Affton killed the kids
23:12 this is the one customer using the prize king for an hour to get chica. You do NOT want to know what happens when they do
@@gungle2595 💀💀💀
I read this as it happened
“Count how many children should have been left in the orphanage”
DAMN-
Ford F-150 Jumpscare, would have been the most goofiest one, ever imaginable. But, i love what i made about the Ford. Being a Dark Souls boss.
My favorite bit of this is when he's threatening the kids because they don't want fruit punch lmaooo
…I have adhd, and we did clown stuff for like half an hour
Oh I suffer from adhd too and if I were in your shoes id definitely drown em in koolaid after that lolll
20 hours in the clown or bust✨
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
I knew he could give 15k, because I’ve gotten it before. However, that would still be very funny
my excitement when you bought fruit punch clown is immeasurable and my day is made
He gives good money, what can I say
0:32 You can start with 200$ with the right pizza toppings
It either has to be your first playthrough or you have to reset your save to get it
@Clone666_ Yes and?
@ damn I was just pointing it out
@@Clone666_ I was just asking.
34:04 This took 89 attempts. If you don’t believe me than check my comment on the vod
37:19 Help the way Prize King faded onto springtrap-🤣🤣
So is it canon that Molten Freddy hates the Netherlands?
Canon? No
Implied? Yes
even after all this time the "don't keep the devil waiting old friend" line is still so incredibly raw. love how intense it is even with the calm voice
It's time to fly to France, Prize King. They like to decapitate their royalty. It's your choice, Prize King.
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
With the fall of the Prinze King, comes the oldest, most fiendish ruler of all
And his name? Fruit Punch Clown.
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
“Please scan your ticket to determine whether you with the 71000 dollar animatronic”
Basically it's a lottery ticket for kids but instead of getting a car or something you win an animatronic
Y'know, Afton seems like a guy who would use the fruit punch clown to kill his victims.
its not a pizza sim video without grinding the clown minigame 😂
It’s part of the experience
CLOOOOWWWWNN
Spiff’s clown
24:08 Thank you Palloete for the Metal Pipe in my absence
Not thank you palloete for the metal pipe in ATVs absence
i do my best :)
23:12 Did he say "Two WIVES"?! God damn. How TF does a horror game with gruesome looking robots have waifus!? 😭 😂 🤣 😆
Welcome to fnaf
18:17 I mean the Funtimes are meant to be rented out...
God this stream was a ride to hell and back out. Absolute peak
Thanks for the art at the end
@@antisocialentertainment Any time u-u
7:20 "OH MY FAZBALLS"
there were 9 children
The man behind the slaughter is gonna be hitting the hardest virtual insanity when he finds out about the kids
0:11 ...or ~$15 on mobile
?
@antisocialentertainment on mobile, you can pay some money for fast workers and infinite money.
@@antisocialentertainmenton the mobile version, you can pay money for inf. Money and fast workers
@@antisocialentertainment I think that there’s like a premium pass that you can buy and that gives you infinite money.
@@antisocialentertainmentbasically, you just need to spend money on an ingame purchase on mobile to get infinite money or an never ending 999999/99999
Also, I like your voice, keep going, you make amazing content
As an astral spiff watcher seeing you hover above fruit punch clown gave me ptsd
This stream went from making a ton of money to making a thoughtful speech to a virtual gambling machine
"the Netherlands" gets jumpscared. eyep that seemes accurate. amazing vidoe
Thank you
28:08 You truly embodied the spirit of EA with how much bank you made off those coin slots, green line go up
I love finding underrated yet goated channels like this. Hope you get more and more successful. Great vid!
Thank you!
17:31 yeah but William is undead, and funnily enough, kinda unlucky.
I was watching this video and it felt like content from a 100k+ channel, but then I checked the sun count and I was actually surprised that you only have 31k, underrated channel right here. Good shit man
Thank you!
@ You’re welcome!
If only you can sell animatronics, then those backup Funtime chicas would be useful
I wish. That would of made my life SO much easier
fun fact.if you waste all the ten coins on prize king he will give you funtime chica
That’s what we did
@antisocialentertainment oop sorry
POV you hear the Fnaf six advertisement music play at Toys “R” Us 💀
The Prize King Beef Montage absolutely earned you a follower in me.
I love describing murderous intent as horniness
Also, CLOOOOWWWN
@@IrregularityRowan what is murderous intent if not horniness for violence
@@dolfuny
So true bestie
saying that night one would be boring and that there "shouldn't fucking be" animatronics in the building is so real, the last time i played this game night one i had someone in the vents. not going to lie i saw it and chickened out.
I had it happen last time in pizza sim, and that’s how Sephiroth Afton was born
It is 1:19am right now and this banger video comes out thx
"That's a lot of dollars"
-Anti Social Entertainment -2024
Me not looking at my bank account
you going through the 5 stages of grief while dealing with price king is hilarious 😂😂😂
There are 9 children in the fruit punch clown minigame
There should’ve been nine children left at the orphanage
He wasn't lucky he just had his sugar daddy Prize king giving all the money he needed for luxurious expenses thats why he only polished the prize king
loved the video!
by the way, animatronics don’t come in when you buy discounted items. they have a chance to come inside every night based on your risk, and risk is reduced by health & safety. so you could buy as many discounted items as you’d like so long as you kept your risk down :3
Skill issue, he could've started with $200 if he had better opinions on pizza.
?
@@antisocialentertainment the topping on the pizza during the fake game can make you start with extra money.
Wait really? Huh, didn’t know that
@@antisocialentertainment Yeah, if you start with the 4 bottom options you get $200 for some reason
@@antisocialentertainment yep its real also didnt expect you to respond nice
12:32 there’s 9
34:47 this was the ultimate twist
Every 100% run in a video game has one section devoted to around 25% of total playtime where you descend into complete madness
This commentary is pretty hilarious. You've earned a sub.
Thank you
next time you play this game and you hear someone in the vents,say Hippity Hoppity GeT Of My PrOpeRtY
I know the challenge is over but you can start with $200 instead of $100. To do this, when you make a pizza select Mushroom, Onions, Olives, and Peppers. I'm not sure why, people say it's because that's Scott's favorite pizza, or he's vegetarian. Either way, it makes the challenge a tiny bit easier.
I came for One-Winged Angel, and I'm not disappointed.
We going broke with this one!
First video I've seen of you love it already and dying laughing
Hoarders:Fnaf edition
Started watching you like not even an hour ago and I'm already addicted, you earned a new sub man you're fucking hilarious
Thank you
i was feeling bad today but im so happy i found this video, this video is hilarious 😭your energy is fantastic
LET THEM EAT PIZZA
Thank you so much. Hope you feel better
I love how a sixth of the video is you scaring the Kevins
Ahti, I think your great 💯💯
I really like this video! Your voice and humour reminds me of one of my favorite old letsplayers AllShamNoWow
Bro should've used Basketball strats, if you get really consistent you can get decent money every time. I, for one, am very skilled at hitting the spacebar when a white line passes over a green and red bar into the continually shrinking green section 20 times
glad we both use music to tarnish the forces of luck to get something done despite it having no real purpose
Temperature does not make them more or less aggressive btw. Flat 1/3 chance to move, but each night they get more movement opportunities.
How the heck did you know there were nine children exactly in fruit punch clown like holy
I guess when you stare at them long enough, you subconsciously count
5:12 RULES OF NATURE! VROOOOOOOOOOOOM
This is the clown-cult
Didn’t notice that this was posted at 1 am
Fire vid
this is my first time watching and all the nipple talk is concerningly hilariously and is 100% making me stay🤣🤣🤣
Come for the FNaF, stay for the nips
You earned a sub! I love this vid
your mom is also an insult to the player character since you're playing michael afton
8:48 POV every undertale fangame boss fight
The king has returned!
This guy really says lmao out loud
Twitch chat has done horrendous things to my vocabulary
Can you say 💀 out loud next video? ♥
NUMBER ONE CRAAAAATE DO DO DO DO!!!! -Markiplier
5:45 final fantasy mentioned
Fun fact: if u design a pizza a certain way at the beging you get 200$ dollar
Honoring the astral spiff clown obsession. Love it :]
…he gives a lot of money
@antisocialentertainment trueeee
Isn't it better to place the audio lure on the left because the movement chances make the right side more dangerous?
I FORGOT HOW UNDERRATED YOU WERE 😭
Thank you!
I still haven't finished the video but "it's like they gave me a hug, but instead of arms, they used Ford f150s" is a hilarious quote. That quote is probably a bit off from what he actually said, no need to correct me.
Welp, this channel deserves a sub, this was fucking hilarious
peak entertainment.
I agree with you on the Kevin’s parents not loving them
I was so tired when watching this the first time that i fell asleep and i had to watch it a second time because the only thing i remembered was the nipples passed down generations bit
Wow
11:29 RAMBLEY, THAT U???
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR CRITTER-CUFF?