When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
You could've bought the upgraded versions of items letting you save money. Like the colorful paper plates and cups covers them and the previos bland white ones. In that case it saves you barely any money, but there's a ton of items that you could've bought only the upgrade of
i went to a smiths toys and me and am friend having a little look for anyhting that looked good and as we are like halfway though the stroe the full power rnagers turbo theme started playing
…I just started saying it, and I had to hear myself say it so many times in editing that it’s just burned into my brain whenever I think of Molten Freddy
May the crops and land grow dry and withered, the treasure room lay pillaged, the blood of the innocent lamb running red through the streets, the vault open and bare, under the tyranny of the false Prize King. May the darkness of his rule fade, and the purity after his greed be eternal.
I have a theory as to why prize king was a bastard you ran him dry he needed time to get the money back
@@XENORedgrave Prize King only has so much money, buying Funtime Chica already cost a lot. He had to take a loan out for that $15,000.
I sucked him dry last time
@@antisocialentertainment Phrasing
I said what I said and I meant what I meant. An elephants memory 100%
@@antisocialentertainment WOW WOW WOW CALM DOWN NOW
The monologue at 29:15 just followed by the deadpan "I. Hate you." genuinely has me laughing so hard I'm going to wake up my housemates
My UA-cam broke and it’s saying that you said this to a ten second long video of it’s always sunny in Philadelphia. I don’t know how that happened
You’re welcome!
20:07 “ your nipples will be mounted above my fireplace and pass down through generation to generation”
HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING😭
*walks into Toys-R-Us*
Why do I hear boss music
When he spent his Mediocre Melodies Allowance on decorations instead of buying the Rockstar gang I almost started writing a hate comment, but then i used my brain(unreal) and remembered that getting Lefty would actively lose him the 5K salvage revenue. I am smort.
Yeah, it turned out not to matter that much(since we ended with an extra 5 grand), but that was the thought process
Actually, buying Lefty doesn't mean you can't get the 5k salvage. You can still get but the only thing you CANNOT HAVE is risk, otherwise you will lose the 5k.
@atv20008 I thought buying Lefty in the catalogue automatically adds him to the office section, thus, replacing his salvage section sith the sign that says something like "Sorry, already inside"?
I’ll need to test that
"If u want to milk the clown, you have to pay!" 😂😂😂 feckin killed me 🤣
I was waiting for someone to bring that up
I love how just a quarter of the vid is just you having beef with prize king
…look, I am INCREDIBLY petty sometimes
@@antisocialentertainment sometimes is good
@@antisocialentertainment I can respect that
The spirit of spiff possessed him
Trueee, the first talk was like some monolog that spiff would do too
In other words, pizza sim but you actually do business
7:14
List of characters I know of that have (un)canonically been sterilized:
- Molten Freddy
- The Spearmaster
Do you think that William Afton got a vasectomy? Because in that case it'd be 3
@IrregularityRowan he might not have wanted it, but I'm pretty sure the spring locks have done so...oh, and Micheal is also sterilised since...his jewels were likely scooped.
Ford F-150 Jumpscare, would have been the most goofiest one, ever imaginable. But, i love what i made about the Ford. Being a Dark Souls boss.
34:04 This took 89 attempts. If you don’t believe me than check my comment on the vod
Seven year old child pulling up to toys r us when he starts hearing Noli manere in memoria Saevam iram et dolorem Ferum terribile fatum Ille iterum veniet 🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸🎸🎸
9:30 not even in other people's Pizza Sim playthroughs can I escape the fruit punch clown....greetings from an AstralSpiff viewer LMAO
@@Cluelexander hello fellow spiffer
Dread it, run from it, clown still arrives
My favorite bit of this is when he's threatening the kids because they don't want fruit punch lmaooo
…I have adhd, and we did clown stuff for like half an hour
Oh I suffer from adhd too and if I were in your shoes id definitely drown em in koolaid after that lolll
20 hours in the clown or bust✨
there were 9 children
The man behind the slaughter is gonna be hitting the hardest virtual insanity when he finds out about the kids
So is it canon that Molten Freddy hates the Netherlands?
Canon? No
Implied? Yes
God this stream was a ride to hell and back out. Absolute peak
Thanks for the art at the end
@@antisocialentertainment Any time u-u
It is 1:19am right now and this banger video comes out thx
Imagine if google just lied about the 15k possiblity from prize king and it really did cap off at 5k, all that work for nothing would be a little amazing
I knew he could give 15k, because I’ve gotten it before. However, that would still be very funny
its not a pizza sim video without grinding the clown minigame 😂
It’s part of the experience
CLOOOOWWWWNN
I love describing murderous intent as horniness
Also, CLOOOOWWWN
12:32 there’s 9
Skill issue, he could've started with $200 if he had better opinions on pizza.
?
@@antisocialentertainment the topping on the pizza during the fake game can make you start with extra money.
Wait really? Huh, didn’t know that
@@antisocialentertainment Yeah, if you start with the 4 bottom options you get $200 for some reason
@@antisocialentertainment yep its real also didnt expect you to respond nice
24:08 Thank you Palloete for the Metal Pipe in my absence
Not thank you palloete for the metal pipe in ATVs absence
i do my best :)
POV you hear the Fnaf six advertisement music play at Toys “R” Us 💀
I love finding underrated yet goated channels like this. Hope you get more and more successful. Great vid!
Thank you!
We going broke with this one!
"the Netherlands" gets jumpscared. eyep that seemes accurate. amazing vidoe
Thank you
11:51 this is why William Affton killed the kids
Honoring the astral spiff clown obsession. Love it :]
…he gives a lot of money
@antisocialentertainment trueeee
This commentary is pretty hilarious. You've earned a sub.
0:11 ...or ~$15 on mobile
?
@antisocialentertainment on mobile, you can pay some money for fast workers and infinite money.
@@antisocialentertainmenton the mobile version, you can pay money for inf. Money and fast workers
@@antisocialentertainment I think that there’s like a premium pass that you can buy and that gives you infinite money.
Wow I didn't know you were also Dutch! That's awesome and now you're even more of an inspiration for me!!!
Unfortunately, I am not. I’m Canadian. It was just the first country that popped into my head. Sorry to disappoint
@antisocialentertainment LMFAOOOOO I WAS ALMOST LIKE WOW. BUT NO WORRIES STILL COOL
i was feeling bad today but im so happy i found this video, this video is hilarious 😭your energy is fantastic
LET THEM EAT PIZZA
Thank you so much. Hope you feel better
Didn’t notice that this was posted at 1 am
Fire vid
This is the clown-cult
peak entertainment.
5:45 final fantasy mentioned
This this is y I listen to him
this is my first time watching and all the nipple talk is concerningly hilariously and is 100% making me stay🤣🤣🤣
Come for the FNaF, stay for the nips
I FORGOT HOW UNDERRATED YOU WERE 😭
Thank you!
You earned a sub! I love this vid
Avoid grass simulator
Why enjoy grass when capitalism and gambling are right there?
7:20 "OH MY FAZBALLS"
He wasn't lucky he just had his sugar daddy Prize king giving all the money he needed for luxurious expenses thats why he only polished the prize king
Hoarders:Fnaf edition
The kings clownery will no longer be tolerated by pizzeria sim players. He will give us what we want, when we want lest he wishes to perish.
I reckon prize king contains scratch tickets or prize codes, and you gotta check if they’re still applicable. By this logic, Funtime Chica is won by a bloody *code.*
“Please scan your ticket to determine whether you with the 71000 dollar animatronic”
*One winged angel starts playing* oh shit-
6:48 spaghetti Freddy!
10:36 in the 2010's this would've been audio for an animatic >:(
You could've bought the upgraded versions of items letting you save money. Like the colorful paper plates and cups covers them and the previos bland white ones. In that case it saves you barely any money, but there's a ton of items that you could've bought only the upgrade of
The goal was specifically not to do that. That’s why I started with the basic versions
@antisocialentertainment oh ok fair
17:31 yeah but William is undead, and funnily enough, kinda unlucky.
Bro I love your jokes
I’m glad!
Fun fact: if u design a pizza a certain way at the beging you get 200$ dollar
6:00 animal crossing music irl 😻
Can't wait for spiff to try this
ASE and FFPS is a perfect match
Astralspiff likes the clown
…I think it’s a bit more of a complicated relationship than that
i went to a smiths toys and me and am friend having a little look for anyhting that looked good and as we are like halfway though the stroe the full power rnagers turbo theme started playing
yo there are 9 children
26:03 why did you sound like fanny from i.i. 😭😭😭
(it just reminded me)
This video is funny also prize king shall not be spared
Oh boy 2am
6:09
One winged toys r us
12:28 there are 9 children
GOD DAMN PRIZE KING!!!!!!
I need someone to explain the Molten Freddy nipple bit to me please, I'm genuinely curious to how and why it started
It started in one stream as a joke dw
@@Givemefingerpainter thank you
…I just started saying it, and I had to hear myself say it so many times in editing that it’s just burned into my brain whenever I think of Molten Freddy
@@antisocialentertainment MOLTEN FREDDY I WILL RIP OFF YOUR NIPPLES. - Anti Social Entertainment
@@antisocialentertainment so basically
Molten Freddy's name = nipples?
Hey I know a fangame thats fnaf 6 pizzeria builder mixxed with tower defence it's called engraved establisment
I actually downloaded that yesterday, and am probably gonna stream it at some point
9 little Kevins
17:47 gambling!!!
It always come back to gambling
You are so underrated
That first one tock more effert tån it sud hav
I hare this coment
I hate this person
Jesus christ...
May the crops and land grow dry and withered, the treasure room lay pillaged, the blood of the innocent lamb running red through the streets, the vault open and bare, under the tyranny of the false Prize King. May the darkness of his rule fade, and the purity after his greed be eternal.
no nipples for freddy
Fruit punch for everyone
No nips for Freddy
W video as usual🔥
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Deaam good
L abelsoutlely LOVE 19:56
Okay but did he get the pickles?
I did. I didn’t go through the effort of getting 3 animatronics worth a combined 122000 dollars to not spend 15 bucks on pickles
Bubble Bass ain’t scamming your ass
Sick
Fire vid, ngl
I love this
W
10 children
why do you toture yourself like this???
CONTENT
How dare you not include me....
You weren’t even canon for another 2 games
@@antisocialentertainment AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
poggers
Yay
Is 9 kids
9 Kids
eerly
Ur funny🤤
I have done this 10 times
Just cheat the game lol
That would serve as a fairly easy challenge
V o ✅
Lessss gooo
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