3:48 Oops, this is still first degree murder, as you set the villager up to have the peanut allergy. You had better add a lawyer to Minecraft if you want to have any chance of beating this case…
4:31 because end rods and sheep can give birth to offspring that in turn, themselves are not infertile. This means that end rods and sheep are the same species in this mod. Brilliant!
6:13 Air Canada should be a felony on its own. Unfortunately, Canada doesn't have felonies. Please add taking over Canada to give them felonies to minecraft.
Should've added "Mountain of Smiling Bodies" from Lob Corp (Basically an anomaly that created by a rotting pile of bodies and debree, relatable to the piles of bodies in the basement scene).
You know What is also a torture? The fact that there is no linkin park and Limp bizkit in minecraft, if they would be added, it would for sure ease the pain.
"It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up Everything is fucked, every block sucks You don't really know why, but you wanna justify Rippin' traders heads off"
@@Gandhi_Physique no villager contact and if you interact you respawn without your items intact, your best bet is to stay away mob, its just one of those days
4:33 If you breed 2 half sheep you still get a half sheep. We would need to start breeding sheep directly with end rods, then we will get the progression you described
Gave footage of previous video to get to the 8 minute mark like a true felon, i wont call the cops though because thats some next level hustle you got and i want to see this potential become the worlds most dangerous mafia
0:53 god in heaven is that what you do to villages who have bad trades
bad trades, good trades, ii do it for the love of the game
@@fingees_YTTop 10 fingees quotes
@@fingees_YTI love the anvil method when they want to start complaining 🥸🔪
@ wait you kill them even if they have good trades
Warning this vid does not support crime the contant this vid may contain violence and mass murder skip the vid to avoid the gruesome images
My little boy watched this video and drank acid from the battery. Now he is surely in other dimension R.I.P 🙏
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for u tho or sorry that happened
@@fingees_YTadd the Cold War to Minecraft, like just make everything cold like winter and make villages go to war with other villages
Rest in piss lil bozo 😂🎉🎉🎉🙏
L kid
Honestly just a skill issue though
3:48 Oops, this is still first degree murder, as you set the villager up to have the peanut allergy. You had better add a lawyer to Minecraft if you want to have any chance of beating this case…
He said he did not know he had a nut allergy
I have been given great power and I will not practice great responsibility
@@fingees_YT "I added Saul Goodman to minecraft"
@@AgentBaloneyXXL And kid named "finger"
Plus if that villager happened to be super rich, that's considered terrorism
Saying 'in Minecraft' is the only thing standing between you and a jail cell
it's a bulletproof legal strategy
@@fingees_YT do you have this somewhere i can download
I would like to see your house in Minecraft
In Minecraft is the new allegedly
Well, the bars too.
That Luigi thing was wild 4:00
Was nice, you mean
was well deserved, you mean
iced him 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Did somebody say my name?
4:00
2:10 your calm voice attempting to scream and failing miserably is the content I subscribe for
Aughh!~😩
1:05 I'd recognize that sound effect anywhere! It's HUMAN, SCREAM - SCREAM: FEMALE, HORROR 03, aka the ReDead scream from Ocarina of Time!
sounds like "Woman Scream Sound Effect Copyright Free.mp4" to me
@@fingees_YT missed chance for wilhelm scream
1:28 I love the implication that items are literally stored inside of the player.
I mean when a player drops items it does come out said players mouth
then you'll love my hit video "What's Inside Minecraft Steve?"
Prison wallet
That’s why it’s called chest
I added iPad kids to Minecraft
Do this
This
Is
We need it
@@DaRandom_BR you ruined the chain
You still havent added dementia to minecraft
You know who else hasn’t added dementia to Minecraft?
@@alonsoguzman1345Wow! Didn't knew that. Oh! I should go check that out.
What was the point of sending this message agian?
@@pepearown4968No, but you know who else hasn’t added dementia to Minecraft?
Speaking of dementia, I think fingees forget that Minecraft is a kids game
Wait who is fingees again?
oh fr
“I added george orwells 1984 to Minecraft.”
Please Mr finger man
Make this happen
"I added George Orwells animal farm to minecraft"
I added Breeding sound effects to Minecraft
Edit:My legal team has advised me to apologize for this suggestion
@squidbald leave.
N O W
Sometimes I'd like to attempt the same as the guy in 7:07 . This is one of the reasons why.
Your legal team is lame.
Get out
*Get Out*
5:37 he never told us he added realistic cops
based fingees?
What do you mean? Those are the most realistic cops ever portrayed in video games
The UnitedHealth CEO getting unalived at 4:00 by a Luigi skin is crazyyy
Are you afraid of getting a COMMENT demonetized?
@@robblequoffle8456 Sometimes UA-cam hides or deletes comments.
He was killed by Luigi‘s Mansion after all.
@@robblequoffle8456 no, i heard comments may possibly get deleted if they have that word
New ears to committing felonies is crazy
4:31 because end rods and sheep can give birth to offspring that in turn, themselves are not infertile. This means that end rods and sheep are the same species in this mod. Brilliant!
Felonies are so fun, i wish we had those in real life
4:00 hell yeah
Wait was that jfk?
@Norieki_Kekyoin would also be good, but no. That was a certain CEO. Just Google "Luigi CEO".
@Norieki_Kekyoin No
@@HAL-iv2kd yes
@Norieki_Kekyoin no
the cops being pigs was a nice touch
You can do "I Added January 6th to Minecraft" in time for the anniversary of that horrible event.
"I added all the felonies to Minecraft..."
"Fingees! Not the younglings!"
2:20 he just entered the speed force!
"I added Mr. Bean to minecraft!" Bro this would be wild
shoplift shouldve been lifting the entire store on your back
Sent you a job offer
This man is a genius at comedy
Bro woke up and decided to genocide all villagers 😭😂
3:00 the cut from the first three assaults to the fourth caught me off guard
6:13 Air Canada should be a felony on its own. Unfortunately, Canada doesn't have felonies. Please add taking over Canada to give them felonies to minecraft.
0:10 that is some cool plane. I hope it doesn't crash into a building
Even worse two of them
@@hbsandwfemtz image the horrors if such thing ever happened.
Nine eleven mentioned :0
It would be even worse if there lots of planes
@@chasityvermette5442 ?
I added Eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension to Minecraft.
Your animation really got better! And more concerning
Should've added "Mountain of Smiling Bodies" from Lob Corp (Basically an anomaly that created by a rotting pile of bodies and debree, relatable to the piles of bodies in the basement scene).
"Especially, if you're like me" DOES BRO HAVE BODIES??
yoshi tax fraud jokes mentioned
Why would I want to go to the battery dimension? The LAST thing I want is to be charged.
**reads thumbnail**
**recalls previous Fingees videos**
"Oh, I hope he also adds cereal to Minecraft."
1:34 - Yup, it's definitely a Fingees video. 🤣
4:06 ONESHOOOOOT 🐱🐱🐱🥞🥞🥞💡💡💡
luigi killing the healthcare ceo is crazy💀💀💀💀💀
01:57 that's a cool horror mechanic
I will not give up you need to give us the ostrich and the ostpoor
the part with lugi is crazy bro
Who's gonna tell him Minecraft 2 just got announced
Not the CEO assassination 😭
Physical
Psychological
Mental
That is all the kinds of fighting btw
“I added high school / eternal Hell to Minecraft”
"I added the Chinese Social Credit System to Minecraft"
6:19 I've done that to a bully of mine. Only it was a truck and a muscle car and not two horses... that's about 600 combined horsepower.
guy probably had it coming
all my fingees subscribers deserve the best
@@fingees_YT Certainly. Drove me suicidal (not a joke btw) and I thought... screw it. 10 years of constant torment would turn anyone insane.
@@fingees_YTain't no way bruh, ain't no way.
@@fingees_YTok 👌
You know What is also a torture? The fact that there is no linkin park and Limp bizkit in minecraft, if they would be added, it would for sure ease the pain.
frfr
Limp bisket is legally torture
so true fred durst in minecraft
"It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked, every block sucks
You don't really know why, but you wanna justify
Rippin' traders heads off"
@@Gandhi_Physique no villager contact and if you interact you respawn without your items intact, your best bet is to stay away mob, its just one of those days
"Hehe time to write notes"
-Future criminals
fingees forgot he could just eat the corpses like a normal person instead of leaving them to stink up the floor boards
1:59 "Who else but Quagmire?"
3:59 you should've made the CEO a pigman
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but ebook titled The Elite Society's Money Manifestation might be the answer you’re looking for
I‘m actually learning about the definitions of felonies. Thanks figese!
Add Pyramid scheme also in the financial felony
This is literally my everyday life. Thank you for making it so realistic.
The arson and bombing matters are doable in vanilla Minecraft
The "Just like real life" had me 😂
ITS SCARY HOW CREATIVE HE IS..
3:23 joe swanson
I added “The Russian Sleep Experiment” to Minecraft
Ah, yes, just one random Russian experiment.
What I mean to say is: Which one?!
Lol
@@Joshu_arinalli MB bro I forgot to add sleep lol
@TheHolyBread1 Ah, makes sense, thanks for clearing that up.
I added mk ultra to Minecraft
Awesome, now can you put breaking international law with ToS changes for your block based sandbox game in there? I think that would be very cool.
As a law student I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Great! Now you can run for president of Minecraft
2:12 holy shit queen deltarune
Play this in a cinema.
Bro is...... terrifyingly fast at modding
Honey going to be referenced in the next video
To this day I still don't know what honey is
Besides what Pooh gets stuck eating
4:26 so the rod IS a different species huh?
Nope. The offspring can breed. The rod is the same species.
What if an End Rod Sheep has 99% Rod and only 1% Sheep? Is it still conscious?
Add consciousness to Minecraft 🧠
You should really do a combined all felonies modpack with every felony added and some and make a huge advancement tree containing all of them
Men I hate having to wait for the next series of kills.
I saw something about Notch making Minecraft 2 like you didn’t already beat him to the punch 🖐️
"In Minecraft" single handedly keeping this video up
Cant wait to be Jefferey Dahmer in Minecraft
Add the previous mod together
All the references in this was wild-
“I added the Death Note to Minecraft” (all three Wammy boys included)
i love the use of the phrase "just like in real life" in these videos because it's always not at all like real life
4:33 If you breed 2 half sheep you still get a half sheep. We would need to start breeding sheep directly with end rods, then we will get the progression you described
Minecraft: Education Edution (ft. 4chan)
💀
I've been here since Fingees has 200 subs and a few hundred views. It's weird seeing him explode so rapidly in popularity.
4:06 best crime
2:32 Charging the villager makes his farmer hat visible haha thats a cool way to explose developer secrets
It override the farmer hat layer ~~
That's not how breeding works, duh. They'll always be half-sheep and half-end rod.
no it's a spectrum
@fingees_YT Yes, but it would never decrease like that. It would just fluctuate.
Im so disappointed you can’t lift the whole shop
4:50 actually, that is burglary, robbery is theft while threatening someone with a weapon, burglary is theft with intent to do more theft.
"Instead of disappearing, bodies now stay on the ground" *The first villager's dead body disappears
6:20 this is so well done (and the sound)
The cops being pigs is wild💀
Yeah it’s all that shit til the same people need em to get a violent karen out of the store.
We need like a Iwo jima mod where villages constantly storm the island while emeralds keep firing at them from machine guns
You didn't add *all* of the violent felonies, but I can understand not wanting to implement sexual assault
He probably already did that
the random gunshot at 4:06 woke me up.
Alright, current felony count: 78/200.
I gotta get em all, Felonies!
Ok but leaving interacteable corpses behind is kinda cool
"Even though we made good progress getting through all the violent felony..."
NOT THE LUIGI SKIN 😭😭😂
>says murder
>still says unalive
What about the forgotten felony of wearing white after Labor Day?
Gave footage of previous video to get to the 8 minute mark like a true felon, i wont call the cops though because thats some next level hustle you got and i want to see this potential become the worlds most dangerous mafia
I recently was arrested for putting a battery on a police officer
You should add the Civil War to Minecraft