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Would love to hear a narrative that strings along for multiple videos as an inside joke so you have to actually, like, watch all the videos to, like, get it, mate! But I live for them too!
The main reason this packaging is so big is for theft deterrence. If the packaging were appropriately sized for the small device, it would conceal effotrlessly in a pocket or jacket.
The cube shape is also inconvenient for anyone who, like my ADHD self, sometimes has a _fidget cube_ in their pocket. Used to the feeling of a cube-shape object in your pocket, yes, but then _confusion_ might arise between which cube you use when you want something to do with your hands and which one you plug your earbuds into.
5:25 "Whoopsiedoodles!" Awwwww maaaaaan! Dank splattered Grit all over the nugget! Hes a real flat tire, I mean a cube, maaaan! He's puttin' us on the way to squaresville, Mona!
Talking about screen savers, in Mt fathers old car he had little screens inbuilt in the car seat. They were DVD and used a little remote I only found 2 Years after we sold the car due to cooling issues. Some of my few childhood memories are rewatching this adult (violence, gore ect) puppet (the ones with little strings attached to a cross thing) movie a million times and waiting for the screen saver, the classic DISK screen saver that changed colours. So nostalgic
I almost bought that when it first came out! I remember seeing Walmart having it and they had a promotion where you’d get $10 worth of Walmart’s MP3 music store.
"No one bought this" Weeeelllllll....i had one of the Cubs. I don't know from which Manufacturer but i had one and i loved it. But i did use other Headphones with it...had to buy a adapter because it only had a 1,5 jack i believe
7:25 Is that a bush world adventures reference? I'm familiar with adult swim, I watch Rick and Morty... For those of you who don't know, bushworld adventures is Aussie Rick and Morty. As an Australian myself... I rate bushworld adventures 10 out of 10, absolutely hilarious! Adult swim, if you see this comment I hope you enjoy the feedback.
i had the "QBE" back in the day and it was awesome wearing it around my neck. Remember the packaging was not that cheap haha perfectly fine mp3 player. never used the voice
I just realized that the "necklace earbuds" means this was probably supposed to be worn as a novelty necklace, hence the small size of the Cube (to be a pendant) and the the earbuds dangling sort of backwards (to hang down the sides of the neck and then be easily inserted when you want to listen to music). I'm pretty impressed with the idea for the times. It's sort of like the fad of earrings that also were tiny USB memory sticks that went around for a while.
Less so that it was a novelty necklace and moreso that they realized it made no sense to put in your pocket, so they gave you a lanyard so it could hang from your neck. I owned one of these in high school and used the lanyard for like a week before I gave in and switched to better ear phones and just used an extender so the cube could sit in my cargo pocket.
As someone who actually lived through this product, it was pretty sweet. I'm not saying that he shouldn't have destroyed it or anything, it's pretty bad compared to like an iPod. But, still, it was ergonomic to use than you'd think. Little kids usually wore really baggy pants back in the early 2000s, actually, now that I'm thinking about it, most people wore relatively baggy pants in the early 2000s. But again, the point is that it was meant to be worn as a necklace, and out of all the gimmicky wearables from that era, I'd say this is extremely unoffensive compared to what most young adults and kids would tolerate wearing back then
You know it when a UA-camr is dedicated when he literally records a second vid just for us in compensation for the first vid disappearing for a moment or two. This basically just made me love this channel even more
He didn't record a second video though, making a video takes a lot of time. Patreons get 2 videos every week so he probably made the second video public.
god the mic tests are the funniest thing I have ever heard. The combination of the trash audio, the accent, the story being told, everything about them are GOLD. Never change, DankPods.
Precisely the object which I desire to have pressing against the epidermal layer of the upper region of the limb that I most often utilize for perambulation, commonly referred to as my "leg"... *AN CUBE*
I can honestly say I can’t think of a single other youtuber that records a 2nd video just to make up for a slightly wonky video that was fixed within 12 hours. I appreciate the hard work nugget man :)
I would like to point out that when the manual declares that it's "the world's smallest MP3 player", the manual says SUPPER MINI. So that's it then. They were trying to model it after a bullion cube.
I wish I could remember the name of the one I saw at Wal-Mart several years that was even smaller than this and had a whopping 128 MB of storage. It really was about the size of a bullion cube, or maybe a standard sized 6 sided die.
Who could imagine, rewatching your stream, have breakfast, then look at youtube to see a video just upload an hour ago, feels like the nugget god just has a good day.
@@kotori_ca6649 "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
Side note the reason the headphones have that braided nylon cable is they were shooting for an an iPod shuffle 1st gen approach. The headphones as shitty as they were, were supposed to be a necklace with the digiblock hanging on it. Never wore mine as a necklace because I think back then I was rocking like jvc gummies and some cheapy koss over ears.
You said Koss and I remembered a local post with a compact that had a mirror, multiple colors of lip gloss and a paintbrush, and headphones were packed inside with all of this, the label of this whole product was the same Koss. 😂 We have this major hybrid complex of department stores and thrift stores in one of our cities, and according to the post authors that dedicated their whole page to that marketplace, that was where they found the compact. 😂 Not to forget that the whole package and the product itself screamed 2005 aggressively. 😂
"No one bought this" Untrue, this was my favorite MP3 player I had in like 2008/09, 13 year old me thought this was the peak of design. Still think about my little cube sometimes and how the hell I managed to use that thing.
I had one of these, or a similar one in my youth. Mine was only 1gb, and could hold fuck all for music. I synced everything in 128kbps to squeeze as much on it as possible. I've longed for another for nostalgia
Back then I had Nokia N95 8GB and that thing was awesome for audio and spent days playing music while working, while watching rally.......... It even had decent speakers for a phone, 2 big speakers one for each side in stereo.
It's all I could think about from the start of the video. "GOTTA GET ME GREEN CUUUUUBE" Really sums up the plot starters of rick and morty sometimes. like "Going to Forbodulon Prime to get death crystals" Going to Bendigo to get me green cube has the same power to start a plot and its much simpler and funnier.
I had the real version of one of these, the “mobi blue” and it was actually decent meant to be worn like a necklace and the earbuds were pretty decent. Not too bad for 2005 or whenever that was
YT whined about the first time he uploaded the knock-off airpod video, so he had to take it down and reupload the video, read his community post for more information
He does 2 videos every week one for UA-cam and one for Patreon after show so because of that mishap with the chungus airpod video he uploaded the Patreon one for UA-cam (which he didn't have to)
"so boss we have this small OLED screen we bought 3 pallets of and we don't know what to do with i-" "Make it a cube" "...what?" "You heard me. Make it a c u b e"
hold up, his name's wade. i never know any youtubers name unless someone calls them in the video by a name which i assume its their real name or nickname.
My theory: big wasteful of space probably is intended for theft chance reduction. It'll be difficult to put the package in pocket, or cutting it off takes time.
That's actually on the nose. My sister was working retail at this time when everything was being placed in these plastic clamshells of pain, and while they did see a dramatic drop in shrinkage (AKA theft) in stock put in these, there was a huge increase in customer complaints because of how much of a pain they are to get into. Now with online retailing and a push from consumers for more eco friendly packaging your seeing less and less of this stuff
@@rarrawer got it right, it’s designed to take up more shelve space making the product more visible to the customer, also means there is less room on the shelves for competing products.
Absolutely yes. It bothers me to no end when people complain about plastic waste, but in the same breath will justify shoplifting from big stores because "they can handle it." Like, yeah, how do you think they'll handle it, Karen?!?
“It was just a gentle gritting”
I’m sure you say that to all the nuggets.
And also all his girlfriends
Yes but I usually say it softer 🤫
@@DankPods really didn’t like the cube huh? It doesn’t have the charm of a Craig…
If only the cube had a disk like the Craig
@@bb_theman1238 Even if you hate Craig, you gotta admit, they make a solid disk
so DankPods currently is the most supported UA-camr on Patreon that isn't a podcast. absolutely deserved
Is there a website or source you got that from? Genuinely curious
Well deserved. He gives awesome value. $1 a month for twice the videos that are great quality and never half assed.
@@riamel1214 it's on Graphtreon, he's #6 worldwide in patron count
@@wavetro Thanks!
DarkMatter2525 is also up there
They both deserve it
The mic stories are perhaps the deepest part of the DankPods lore, Dankstorians have spent years trying piece it all together
Audio book full collection when
@@Kalvinjj oh my god *y e s*
@@Kalvinjj The audio needs to be the originals as well, so it’s constantly fluctuating between semi good mics and the massive AirPod speaker
The mic test stories are the highlight of my entire life whenever I hear them
Would love to hear a narrative that strings along for multiple videos as an inside joke so you have to actually, like, watch all the videos to, like, get it, mate! But I live for them too!
i agree, we need some sort of compilation just with them
Same
Agreed
He makes these up on the spot as he records them without a script. A real comedian
"Oh, it bit me!" - I had to rewatch this moment five times.
Same, I totally lost my shit at that point
I died at "onion".
I just want a compilation of all the random stories he comes up with to test the mic
i want high quality ones
ua-cam.com/video/NeRRyKa2UHc/v-deo.htmlsi=oaYb7nHPnRE7IpfG
5:41 I like how it just says: " Rea dy "
The main reason this packaging is so big is for theft deterrence. If the packaging were appropriately sized for the small device, it would conceal effotrlessly in a pocket or jacket.
except it wouldn’t, because it’s a cube
all jokes btw haha
"We gotta go to bendigo to get me cube"
Nice reference you slipped in there
Get in the fcking caaaaaar Mortyyyyyyyyy
A me hubby's a bloody ute
7:57 after using Chinese shit for so long this woman sounds like a literal angel
The packages of these nuggets have some outstanding graphic design.
"Graphic design is my passion"
*_true passion_*
"I took one digital art class at my community college and am ready to create."
The cube shape is also inconvenient for anyone who, like my ADHD self, sometimes has a _fidget cube_ in their pocket. Used to the feeling of a cube-shape object in your pocket, yes, but then _confusion_ might arise between which cube you use when you want something to do with your hands and which one you plug your earbuds into.
4:20 necklace eraphone more like *HEADACHE* *HEADACHE*
9:56 *ALL OF THESE WASTES...ALL OF THIS...FOR THIS?!*
2:23 rest in pease cubeget package 2021-2021
2:38 *this wired measurde nyating nyes*
4:09 it's just gonna be jamming right in through your leg - *oh no*
5:07 gotto put it on it's terrible cahehesa
3:03 "ooo-aaah! it bit me!"
Legitimately almost killed me, inhaled an entire mouthful of water down my lungs
its such a violent scream it caught me off guard
Surprised no warning about the biting was on the huge packaging. Also impressive it still has bite 10+ years later.
5:25 "Whoopsiedoodles!"
Awwwww maaaaaan! Dank splattered Grit all over the nugget! Hes a real flat tire, I mean a cube, maaaan! He's puttin' us on the way to squaresville, Mona!
WOAH YOU DIDNT LIE YOU DID UPLOAD THE OTHER CONTENT TO HOLD US OVER
holy shit the absolute monster actually dragged his calloused drummer hands over to his nearest device heart my comment
@@bobbm1 i love your energy
I feel like we just need a compilation of mic test stories
Yes please
someone made a single video of the Corolla saga a while ago
Twice in a week, this is sick!
When I saw that red mp3 player, the first thing that popped into mind was the Among Us "Imposter" theme sound
You didn't leave your cube mp3 player in a taxi, you left a time bomb.
Talking about screen savers, in Mt fathers old car he had little screens inbuilt in the car seat. They were DVD and used a little remote I only found 2 Years after we sold the car due to cooling issues. Some of my few childhood memories are rewatching this adult (violence, gore ect) puppet (the ones with little strings attached to a cross thing) movie a million times and waiting for the screen saver, the classic DISK screen saver that changed colours. So nostalgic
The movie you described sounds like it might've been Team America: World Police.
It can also fit in the garbage disposal in the sink
Loved my little cube MP3 player when I was a kid, hanging off a strap on my bag with one of those little chaps through the loop on the cube. Class.
3:28 that's a funny little character
At least it’s not the iPod Shuffle from 2009 without any buttons on the device
By far my favorite video because you put this out for us, and because of the best Frank clip so far!
I almost bought that when it first came out! I remember seeing Walmart having it and they had a promotion where you’d get $10 worth of Walmart’s MP3 music store.
Mate I only see this 11 hours later, and it's on my birthday (23rd), so I gotta say Thank you, Dankster, for an extra video this week. Love ya!!!1!
Yeah, the “rave mp” is terrible.
This package is the epitome of “enlarged to show detail”
"look at all this waste!"
*Destroys device for no reason*
"BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE" - I am so happy, I was so eagerly waiting for that 😅.
I found one of those on sale at a Walmart in 2019... for like $129. I might even have a picture of it somewhere!
7:35 I’m in jail XD
Dank: “we gotta open it carefully”
Also dank: *_*cuts open plastic aggressively_**
That first MP3 player looking pretty sussy
The Bushworld Adventures reference was well appreciated
The first one looks sus 🤔
*"Ah yes the professional microphone quality"*
To defend the cube: the case is probably to protect from drop
It's not a nugget it's a nugg
I had this thing and honestly it was great for 2007, especially the microphone, and 1 gb could hold so many songs back then
I'm soo happy you quoted Rick and Morty Bushland Adventure
A friend of mine in high school had one like it called the mobiblue.
"I gotta go to Bendigo to get me Cube!" Woo! Bushworld Adventures FTW!
"No one bought this"
Weeeelllllll....i had one of the Cubs. I don't know from which Manufacturer but i had one and i loved it. But i did use other Headphones with it...had to buy a adapter because it only had a 1,5 jack i believe
3:02 "ayy it bit me!" No duh, you're in Australia mate.
The image of the device in its manual looks like a floppy disk.
7:25 Is that a bush world adventures reference? I'm familiar with adult swim, I watch Rick and Morty... For those of you who don't know, bushworld adventures is Aussie Rick and Morty. As an Australian myself... I rate bushworld adventures 10 out of 10, absolutely hilarious! Adult swim, if you see this comment I hope you enjoy the feedback.
It is
0:02 Amogus
man. I wanted one of these back in the day!
i had the "QBE" back in the day and it was awesome wearing it around my neck. Remember the packaging was not that cheap haha perfectly fine mp3 player. never used the voice
I thought those were bullet holes in the plastic lol I was like who shot at the MP3 player
I love that he has two sealed Rave MPs.
@ 7:20 Holy shit a treat
I might get this for the microphone
"MTPMSCN"
MTP stands for media transfer protocol
not sure about the other part
MSC Mass Storage Class, Nugget.
@@brentfisher902More like "musical nugget"
Special Features:
Supper Mini
I want THAT
“We will get to the nugget in a bit”
Me: no plz don’t.
I just realized that the "necklace earbuds" means this was probably supposed to be worn as a novelty necklace, hence the small size of the Cube (to be a pendant) and the the earbuds dangling sort of backwards (to hang down the sides of the neck and then be easily inserted when you want to listen to music). I'm pretty impressed with the idea for the times. It's sort of like the fad of earrings that also were tiny USB memory sticks that went around for a while.
69th like
hanging mp3 players from your neck was a thing back then. I had one in highschool 16 years ago and I loved it..
Less so that it was a novelty necklace and moreso that they realized it made no sense to put in your pocket, so they gave you a lanyard so it could hang from your neck. I owned one of these in high school and used the lanyard for like a week before I gave in and switched to better ear phones and just used an extender so the cube could sit in my cargo pocket.
As someone who actually lived through this product, it was pretty sweet. I'm not saying that he shouldn't have destroyed it or anything, it's pretty bad compared to like an iPod. But, still, it was ergonomic to use than you'd think. Little kids usually wore really baggy pants back in the early 2000s, actually, now that I'm thinking about it, most people wore relatively baggy pants in the early 2000s. But again, the point is that it was meant to be worn as a necklace, and out of all the gimmicky wearables from that era, I'd say this is extremely unoffensive compared to what most young adults and kids would tolerate wearing back then
You know it when a UA-camr is dedicated when he literally records a second vid just for us in compensation for the first vid disappearing for a moment or two. This basically just made me love this channel even more
to be fair, this video was already ready when he pulled the last one. but still awesome
@@xXRunDeathXx He could've separated them further than a close upload time and that I enjoy.
He didn't record a second video though, making a video takes a lot of time. Patreons get 2 videos every week so he probably made the second video public.
@@Ishpreetb264 Nope! this is a different one.
@@Brian-jv8iy damn really
"This has the same thickness as its width. IT'S A CUBE"
Damn, we gettin math lessons from Dank now
Legit would subscribe to Dank Maths.
@@mattb154 I would
Technically, it's length, not thickness, but yeah
I was confused y he did it tho 🤔
It brightens my day every time he yells “AHH IT BIT ME”
It's a miracle,two videos in one day!
yup
YASSS
it is quite the miracle
Well
One of them was kinda a re-upload but ok
@@tylern6420 reupload of a vid he uploaded that day
god the mic tests are the funniest thing I have ever heard. The combination of the trash audio, the accent, the story being told, everything about them are GOLD. Never change, DankPods.
That one was hilarious
Yep hahah
I appreciated the reference to bushland adventures
exactly
100% sure every nugget story is something that actually happened
especially the dog biscuits one
@@ron133. The one about dumping cooking oil in a Maccas parking lot?
Just what I want digging into my thigh…
*AN CUBE*
Just what i want digging into my thigh...
*AN CUBE*
Just what I want digging into my thigh...
AN CUBE
Just what I want digging into my thigh...
AN CUBE
Precisely the object which I desire to have pressing against the epidermal layer of the upper region of the limb that I most often utilize for perambulation, commonly referred to as my "leg"...
*AN CUBE*
Just what I want digging into my ass...
*AN CUBE*
I can honestly say I can’t think of a single other youtuber that records a 2nd video just to make up for a slightly wonky video that was fixed within 12 hours. I appreciate the hard work nugget man :)
"i like your funny words nugget man" :p
Best nugget man 110/10
@@awesomeferret this wasn't a reupload it was a 2nd video
“ITS GOT A SCREEN SAVER.”
*demonic face stares into my soul*
I'm pretty sure that's the camera but boy does it look like my sleep paralysis demon.
i thought that was an ear
*the face turns out to be a DVD logo*
•O•
@@C-Midori honestly more like °O0
7:28 The Rick and Morty Bushworld Adventures reference was just * *chefs kiss* *
I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on it. What a great nugget of a show
He's done it before
EIGHT DAYS TO BENDIGO MORTY
EIGHT
LONG
DAYS
I knew it sounded familiar!
OH NO I FILLED HER UP WITH DIESEL!
!
Look morty! I did some science to me portal gun
“I’m in jail” killed me so hard.
"We gotta go to Bendigo, mate, to get me cube!!"
Great now he's in jail for longer
I would like to point out that when the manual declares that it's "the world's smallest MP3 player", the manual says SUPPER MINI. So that's it then. They were trying to model it after a bullion cube.
Or a crouton
I wish I could remember the name of the one I saw at Wal-Mart several years that was even smaller than this and had a whopping 128 MB of storage. It really was about the size of a bullion cube, or maybe a standard sized 6 sided die.
reminds me of one of those sugar-coated cube candies you get in the supermarket in packs
@@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff mate do you mean sugar cubes hey
It was a bootleg of the MobiBlu Cube MP3 player. The real one had 1GB capacity... which was a much more impressive capacity back in circa 2002.
The budget obviously went into the instruction booklet
Really i was thinking is for the complete waste of the plastic for "that".
Who could imagine, rewatching your stream, have breakfast, then look at youtube to see a video just upload an hour ago, feels like the nugget god just has a good day.
"You euthanised your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."
“The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak”
Never played Portal but I remember an Outside XBox video that showed that section and how messed up that line was, lol!
@@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley "congratulations you destroyed the only friendly thing in this facility lmao"
@@kotori_ca6649 "The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak. In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."
6:10 Something in the reflection is REALLY amazed by that “screen saver.”
😂😂😂😂
Side note the reason the headphones have that braided nylon cable is they were shooting for an an iPod shuffle 1st gen approach. The headphones as shitty as they were, were supposed to be a necklace with the digiblock hanging on it. Never wore mine as a necklace because I think back then I was rocking like jvc gummies and some cheapy koss over ears.
Oh my god JVC Gummies! That's a blast from the past. I believe I had them in Shrek green too!
@@timwearden3140 me too lol.
i still own a pair of gummies
they still sell Gummies at an Asda 5 mins from me
You said Koss and I remembered a local post with a compact that had a mirror, multiple colors of lip gloss and a paintbrush, and headphones were packed inside with all of this, the label of this whole product was the same Koss. 😂 We have this major hybrid complex of department stores and thrift stores in one of our cities, and according to the post authors that dedicated their whole page to that marketplace, that was where they found the compact. 😂 Not to forget that the whole package and the product itself screamed 2005 aggressively. 😂
"No one bought this"
Untrue, this was my favorite MP3 player I had in like 2008/09, 13 year old me thought this was the peak of design. Still think about my little cube sometimes and how the hell I managed to use that thing.
I actually wanted to have one.
@@jerkycam I did too. I got some other cheap mp3 for xmas and was reasonably satisfied.
I guess it helps if you don't have hands as big as he does at 13 maybe lol
I had one of these, or a similar one in my youth. Mine was only 1gb, and could hold fuck all for music. I synced everything in 128kbps to squeeze as much on it as possible. I've longed for another for nostalgia
Back then I had Nokia N95 8GB and that thing was awesome for audio and spent days playing music while working, while watching rally..........
It even had decent speakers for a phone, 2 big speakers one for each side in stereo.
“Don’t make me read the manual.” Felt that on a spiritual level.
underrated comment right here
And it came to pass that Nephi read the OLED POV mechanical reader board display on the Liahona and it read "Don't make me come down there!"
“I GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE”
-australian man
Reference got me good.
I wasn't expecting it but after I was like why didn't I expect that.
As soon as I saw that video, I thought Dankpods should be voicing it.
@@snoopdoggthecertifiedg6777
Morty you stupid dingus I gotta get me cube.😆
@@JohnDoe-wq5eu O I G O T T A G E T M E
C U B E
It's all I could think about from the start of the video.
"GOTTA GET ME GREEN CUUUUUBE"
Really sums up the plot starters of rick and morty sometimes. like "Going to Forbodulon Prime to get death crystals"
Going to Bendigo to get me green cube has the same power to start a plot and its much simpler and funnier.
"We gotta go to Bendigo, Morty, to get me pink cube!"
- Dankpods, probably
Get in the fucking nugget Morty
We're going to the cashies dimension
@@neomaster341 don't forget to bring your YEPP Morty!
@@MandrakeFernflower Awww Morty! We're out of PKCELLS MORTYYYYY
THE CARS DEAD MORTY! I PUT DIESEL IN IT
@@exzyyd392 I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PKCELL MORTY
I had the real version of one of these, the “mobi blue” and it was actually decent meant to be worn like a necklace and the earbuds were pretty decent. Not too bad for 2005 or whenever that was
The Amulet of Sound kinda makes sense, the lil cube wouldn't flap as much as a Shuffle form factor
It was wonderful. I put a custom startup screen on mine and the oled was glorious.
Yep, the original one back in 2005 wasn’t bad at all. Had one myself as well
"We gotta go to Bendigo mate, to get me cuuubbe!!" Haha I'd like to imagine this nugget was the cube they were after in Bushworld
And now We know why it wasnt in Bendigo. Dank has it.
Could not quit laughing when he said that
Specifically the green cube. Although by then end Rick forgets what they were doing and after seeing this object it may be better that way.
This guy's On a roll... 2 in a row.
YT whined about the first time he uploaded the knock-off airpod video, so he had to take it down and reupload the video, read his community post for more information
@@MrHack4never so technically 3 videos then
Compensation for reuploading the previous one ah
He does 2 videos every week one for UA-cam and one for Patreon after show so because of that mishap with the chungus airpod video he uploaded the Patreon one for UA-cam (which he didn't have to)
why did youtube get so angry?
_"WE'VE GOT TO GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME CUBE!"_
AND NOW ITS A REAL GUN
IVE GOT A REAL GUN MOOOORRRTYYYY
I can't believe they made the blender default-cube into a real thing! They also have a thing in common: you throw them away as soon as you see them.
underrated
I had this beast long ago, I remember specifically using it during a family vacation. My chemical romance for an entire week. Memories 💜
Sus mp3
The chemicals from the earphones?
"so boss we have this small OLED screen we bought 3 pallets of and we don't know what to do with i-"
"Make it a cube"
"...what?"
"You heard me. Make it a c u b e"
CRAIG HAS FINALLY LET HIM OUT OF TORTURE
oh yes
Yes
AH CRAIG!
CRAIG: The name of an old mate you can bring with you.
Next video: Wade just immediately 1-Grits a nugget, before even unpacking it.
true
hold up, his name's wade. i never know any youtubers name unless someone calls them in the video by a name which i assume its their real name or nickname.
You said the forbidden W-word, perish immediately.
He is the DankMan and you shall call him as such
Please make a compilation of all the sound recordings you've ever done, it is so hilarious what you talk about during them 😂
Yes, this is needed!
I might make one if I have time this evening
Nice, I was planning on maybe doing one eventually with the best of the stories.
"Hello, Mr. Burns' office."
"Is it about my cube?"
Underrated comment.
Ye
Ye
Ye
Ye
@@blobbe ye
Ye
0:51 onion replay button free of charge
Ty
bro ty
Ty
“We gotta go to Bendigo to get my cube!”
Don’t know if that was a reference to Bushworld Adventures or not but I love it either way
How wouldn’t that be a reference?
@@larssmith6780 the fuck lives in australia so maybe
Who the fuck goes to bendigo for anything, ofcourse it was a quote lol
@@peterpop-off who wouldn’t go to bendigo? I hear the cubes are nice this time of year.
@@DarkShadows-me2fj the harvest is plentiful
5:00 I like how he says "Americana"
My theory: big wasteful of space probably is intended for theft chance reduction. It'll be difficult to put the package in pocket, or cutting it off takes time.
That's actually on the nose. My sister was working retail at this time when everything was being placed in these plastic clamshells of pain, and while they did see a dramatic drop in shrinkage (AKA theft) in stock put in these, there was a huge increase in customer complaints because of how much of a pain they are to get into. Now with online retailing and a push from consumers for more eco friendly packaging your seeing less and less of this stuff
@@kamicokrolock thank god there's less of this shit being made
And greater visibility to the consumer when it's hanging from the hook rail display shelf wall thing
@@rarrawer got it right, it’s designed to take up more shelve space making the product more visible to the customer, also means there is less room on the shelves for competing products.
Absolutely yes. It bothers me to no end when people complain about plastic waste, but in the same breath will justify shoplifting from big stores because "they can handle it."
Like, yeah, how do you think they'll handle it, Karen?!?
6:07 why nobody is talking about scream face in display reflection 😭
2:40 "ñothingness"
The “AHH, IT BIT ME!” was my favourite part 😂😂
Edit: it’s at 3:04
Same, I died haha
Same here, I went back 3 times and lol every time 🤣
I love how his instinct is to start 1 gritting the C U B E before he even starts messing with it.