This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.
I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option. Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen. It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen. Now that's what I call hard mode!
They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back
Some of my favorite moments: 1. Bepis-Pod 2. Gatorade-Pod 3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL 4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo 5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)
There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.
I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.
These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.
ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.
He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*
The video in a nutshell: Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell
The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.
1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.
LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones! It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.
About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.
Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this
I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.
That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.
I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.
For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent - 1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x 2. "Expensive things are usually expensive" 3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"
I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!
@@insert_username_here i actually speak korean and three syllables hee-un-day isn't right lol. hee-un is arguably close to 'hyun' and 'day' is as good as it's gonna get for a non-speaker but saying it's the proper way isn't true
"SD expansion slot included!" That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.
@@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.
Lmao imagine spending just under half your life working at a company and for all that effort you get a shitty little bootleg ipod that only works like once
Holy shit, you actually found it, the MP3 player of my childhood. Thank Mr Dank, gonna have to try and get one of those PowerUp players for some nostalgia.
Pretty sure I had that exact mp3 player in 3rd grade, but purple/blue. My mom gave it to me because it was broken somehow and could only play one audio file. And so I listened to boulevard of broken dreams every day.
back in 10th grade basically everyone at my school had one of these. most were the silver ones, but black was also common and, when extra fancy, blue or red.
I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo
Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days
Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t! Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!
@@insert_username_here Americans usually pronounce the first bit correct. Australians pronounce the second bit correct. I've only ever met Korean speakers who pronounce it entirely correct. It's got nothing to do with smartness lmao you're just looking for a reason to belittle Americans
As a kid, my family barely had enough money to get Ipods or nice music players, so I got 0:42 one of these as a birthday gift from my parents. I still have it to this day, thanks for the throwback. :D
This week's stats:
"ohh my pkcell": 5
"and my duck": 1
1 grit get used: 2
Peel off protective film: 4
"dingus": 3
"AAA": 1
finger snaps: 15
headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill)
"can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1
Mojo: freaked out
hotel: trivago
We appreciate your work mate!
thank you for this.
Add a counter for "it's like an MP3 player or something"
Everything checked the fullest episode ever, missing the sexy speakers :(
A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever
this so true 😂😂
i like pepsi
I have a Pepsi-themed FM Radio, though I can’t find it. But it’s somewhere.
@@anthonyvaldes6070 bebis
Wait when did Pepsi Max come out? I thought the 00's...
This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.
don’t forget frank
"Power on"
Hohoo ye
If the sexy speaker was charged it woulda been a home run
2:41
I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option.
Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen.
It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen.
Now that's what I call hard mode!
Gonna read all of FO:E:PH on it.
All 1.3 million words
its possible that its intended for audiobooks and is just an ESL fuckup
The Dark Souls of Ebooks
I have one that's similar.
It does have the E-book option.
And it only works for reading .txt
No audiobook, only .txt in tiny, pixelated font
you go blind before finishing the ride
The touch me is a silent cry for affection
Let’s start a tinder for him
swipe right
ah, so it's me except as a nugget. gotcha.
@@TheDubstepmaster13 yes
Someone needs to make it's bio.
If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand
I officially wish you become a billionaire just for shits and giggles
You have to keep all of the existing product line though
Bro, not if I become a millionaire, buy it out, and make it a genuine audiophile brand first.
Will you?
No make it worse
"Big Companies make the Worst Junk."
Thank god Apple is a small, humble company
*makes a $999 stand
@@Sketchy_Dood makes a $300 book
They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes
It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back
Your the type of person who kills other conversations upon entering them ...arn't you
funny if apple giveaways are bootleg ipods
His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on UA-cam. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.
he literally sounds like joker xD
No. Waluigi.
No. A minion.
Connery/Moore era James Bond villain makes his opponent's head explode with the ultra-secret special sonic weapon while stroking his pet snake.
He’s making a plan on how to make frank rule the world
Some of my favorite moments:
1. Bepis-Pod
2. Gatorade-Pod
3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL
4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo
5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)
DIABLO, CONGRATS!
Oh look it's a stray temmie
Bepis
Right as he said DIABLO'S FIRST KILL Garry's mod finished reinstalling for me lol
What about the many misadventures of PKCELL?
man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing
I know it is amazing
Fwahahahaha
“No, mr. pods. I expect you to fry! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”
I love this guy. Quote on quote, iPod mad scientist.
You damn well know there was no real life in those headphones to begin with.
I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head
"Watchin Shrek on a CREEEEE" lmfaooo
Craig
@@Photo0021 Craaaaaaaaayyyyyyyg
I was watching a few episodes of parks and rec and I couldn't stop thinking about dankpods everytime the character named Craig would be on-screen
There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.
and in true fashion it's military quality mean made by whoever was able to fulfill the requirements for the lowest price.
Even our only super heavy tank in WW2 the t28 had the same engine as the M4 Sherman
Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."
god thats amazing
Yes that's dedication
That's adorable.
Me too, I hate it.
Not puck cell, PKCELL.
I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.
Rip
do you still have that straw?
@@deezgod45 I don't think so, but it sucked and i never used it LOL
Why did I read that in the mic test voice? Is this permanent?!
@@JonnyMorgan18 LOLOL
Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY
the diablo: kills one
Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!
yes
damn u have ears bro I'm jealous
Woo, a totally creative and funny comment. It’s almost like it was in the video.
@@bappo218 xdd
@@insert_username_here 10:56
These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.
ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.
These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait
say it with me now
verified
@@badcontent2567 verified
@@badcontent2567 verified
@@badcontent2567 verified
Hello verified person
I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets
Nig2ap
I thought they made noodles😂
They don’t make them! They literally pick the worst shit and stick their name on it
@@Alexander_l322 woosh
@@Alexander_l322 not surprised you have that as your profile picture.
"aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it
I usually say "arming the nugget" when I'm about to plug something that's has a chance to blow up
He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*
@@chaingigan7545 LOL
@@chaingigan7545 That is hilarious!
11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now
I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"
😐
Cat stomps on your ⚽️🏀 - “Aw my PKcells”
Measuring your “bat tree” - *AAA!*
*𝑀 𝑦 𝑃 𝑘 𝐶 𝑒 𝑙 𝑙*
_”Aww,_ my *P K C E L L S”*
but what if its not accidental?
I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.
Recycled by 1 grit yeah
"MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.
Ah my pkcell
Na-No
someone should make a big remix with all the quotes
na
no
Personally I prefer the Huh-Duh Six Hunge-Os from ol' mate Senny.
5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.
The video in a nutshell:
Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell
Oh no my puckcell...
pkcell*
pkcell*
@You're a sneaky little impostor! i have a pkcell on my shelf that just stands there menacingly
where do i buy pkcells
The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.
he fucked up big because I love cereal.
is that why he took my foreskin
he also thought food with sugar made women horny so cornflakes were made to be flavorless so women wouldn’t masturbate
@@smelly4498 uh what the fuck
@@flamu9183even in the 1800s people thought he was a little of his rocker
1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.
|-O-|
LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones!
It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.
R.I.P Chord Mojo
2019 - 2021
It's like a fnaf character...
"I always come back"
@@awesomewolf7197 good one
At least he has an excuse to get the Chord Hugo now. Hugo would make good friends with Craig.
@@EpicB you madlad.
About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.
Your aunt saved you, bud.
Long live the auntie
Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.
nice pfp bro
I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”
"Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*"
>Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded
This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.
but i like the content lmao
@@slop313 exactly. The subject matter is boring as a concept but the man is so fucking likable that it's fun to watch
@@sedij2358 no he meanes he likes the subject matter too
Yknow, some of my teachers could learn something from this
Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this
"Heeyundae", always cracks me up
That's how we pronounce it over here in Aus
@@JackMcSomeone only some people, I know plenty of aussies, me included, who say it the other way
@@newsgoose9629 fair enough
@@newsgoose9629 Only ever heard he un day and he un die pronunciation here in Aus.
In Ireland and the UK we say “hi-un-die”, it seems there is no right answer
8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.
More like Super Mario P*** 3 player.
-Oh my pkcell...
Sunlight enterring the chat
pkcell : So you've chosen death.
everytime he goes "oh my pkcell" I cant help to crack up idk why I find it so funny
The other brands are making an army
The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.
Lol, I remember buying some Nintendo products from Avon and my mom was a huge fan of the beauty care products. God that takes me back XD
Megamix .... was there Pokemon or Princess Peach lipstick??
Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.
3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...
uninformed dingus over here, what happened
Walcom didn't expect to see you here
Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah
I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.
I have a blue phillips mp3, unironically is the best thing ever, is like 2 or 3 years old and still rocks
That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.
Same! I had a pink one
Same. I'm pretty sure I still have mine in the same box next to my cd player.
"The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer."
"No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."
I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.
@Julian Di Simone huh
@@michelleatkinson1113 huh
@Julian Di Simone huh
@@emperorfaiz huh
@@mau8513 huh
2:08 The Energizer attack was personal
i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them
never change, you lovely australian bastard
"It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh
I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently
I say it as hi-un-day
I always said hie-un-die, it's the way the hyundai commercial pronounced it
@@peter-8483 In the US, the commercials say Hun-Day.
High on dye
Hun day. Its hun day. Its fucking pronounced hun day.
I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.
2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing."
And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.
Xd
@@DecisionsAreQuestionable bX
lol
Gravity falls
Gravity falls
2:16 I guess you could say...
The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*
It was the Energiser that attacked the Pkcell
A soul: how do you open packages?
Another soul: box cutter
Other soul: scissors
Dankpods: G R I T T I N G
Still with more care and attention than ebay's international shipping
@@tzarchasm9918 this
I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"
I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.
I‘d buy it
@@ponivi me too
I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...
i had the same mp4 player without the kellogg brand since 2012 works great without any problems still have it and still holds a decent charge
I feel ya. Mines used to buy these Visual Land MP4s for the same reason.
The first MP3 Player I had was one of those cheap nuggets. It worked well for about 3 years and then died. Fair enough for about 15 bucks at the time.
For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent -
1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x
2. "Expensive things are usually expensive"
3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"
'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line
Smell
The smell sure last longer than they can keep their guts inside
I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!
“Kellogg’s”
*_W H E E Z E_*
2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*
This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.
I want a playboy logo on a gameboy
@@grizzlydino yes.
@@grizzlydino I WANNA BE SEDATED BY THE GAAAAAAAAAMMMEEE BOOOY!
ultra-rare Coca-Cola Game Gear
Toyota game boy lol
1:48 “its not like you’re running windows vista or something”
*starts running windows vista*
When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.
Ah yes, the legendary pro strat, from the Clarkson school of engineering
5:35
HE-UN-DAY LMAOOO
this man's videos are legendary
Thats the proper korean pronounciation
@@tauheedahmed2448 lol no it's not
@@manziniyo Well, it's a closest I heard from non-korean.
@@manziniyo you’re an idiot. I just checked Google translate, and it sounds pretty similar.
@@insert_username_here i actually speak korean and three syllables hee-un-day isn't right lol. hee-un is arguably close to 'hyun' and 'day' is as good as it's gonna get for a non-speaker but saying it's the proper way isn't true
5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working
That's a different cable dumbass
"SD expansion slot included!"
That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.
hes craigin
My phone has a microSD slot in it. Though my phone is much more entry level. It even had a headphone jack.
@@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.
"Durasmell the smell that lasts" sounds like a motto for when ur dad takes a dump and the entire bathroom smells like a dumpster
“They all smell the same.”
Are you sure that’s not your amp you’re smelling?
lol
8:38 that’s not an MP3 player that’s a vibrator 💀
I'm convinced you're just the Aussie audiophile equivalent of Life of Boris
That is a crossover I want to see
it's a bit of vargskelethor joel mixed with ashens and some other guy I forgot, I don't know about life of boris
I agree ☝️ life of boris. This guy is playing a character tho do remember, just a bit eccentric:)
My dad has one of the Kelloggs "ipods". He didn't get his as a prize though. He just got one for his 40th anniversary there.
Lmao imagine spending just under half your life working at a company and for all that effort you get a shitty little bootleg ipod that only works like once
Man this is, sad. A $5 would've been more useful probably.
Yikes that’s rough. They couldn’t even afford a shuffle for his 40th year with them? Ewww.
@@magicmango2787 They could, just won't.
Daaamn, feels bad being there for 40 years and gets a 2 dollar knockoff mp3
“No rechargeable battery, you just gotta put the
AAAAAAAAAA!”
*throws off headphones
who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao
(13:19)
What
Holy shit, you actually found it, the MP3 player of my childhood. Thank Mr Dank, gonna have to try and get one of those PowerUp players for some nostalgia.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@@captainpuppy900 so true
They're about 10 bucks on eBay!
The mojo after it’s first confirmed kill: *Me no work today*
The mojo already had a kill.
@@N._99 that’s what he said.
its.
@@insert_username_here i misread that, also props to the diablo.
Live for the music, die to abuse it.
10:46 the cheap headphones fight back
damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up
0:24 the pkcell joke will never get old 😂
the saddest pkcell :(
@@travdump209 it's called tough love, my dude
Hearing him cackle while static plays through the headphones was the best part of my day
Pretty sure I had that exact mp3 player in 3rd grade, but purple/blue. My mom gave it to me because it was broken somehow and could only play one audio file. And so I listened to boulevard of broken dreams every day.
back in 10th grade basically everyone at my school had one of these. most were the silver ones, but black was also common and, when extra fancy, blue or red.
I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo
It's always a good day when dank posts
Yessir
Thursday? You mean best day
Yes
Yes
It’s always a thursday, the best day
"It's CRAAAAAAAP!"
Tony the Tiger, on the Kellogg's MP3
10:55 Confirmed kill
13:00 Sounds like an a.m. talk show
Man that laugh at 2:42 would pass a Joker audition!
bad days turn good when the funny aussie man says “awh, my pkcell,,”
I'm sure the US Army appreciated the mp3 player review. they'll subscribe, ring the bell and drone strike you.
rip Mojo 1 you served us well
RIP Diablo, you too served us well
11:10 FIRST BLOOD
when he transitioned into the US Army one I bursted laughing.
The fact that it's the Reserve, too, somehow makes it more hilarious
tacticool mp3 player
that Mp3 player is a clone of a phillips one from back in the day, that was actually a hidden gem of a player.
Which
@@DJSubwoofers the one that took a battery and had the usb on the end with a little cap. @7:01 the pepsi max one
@@5speedfatty ah yes...the mp3 sausage
@@DJSubwoofers GoGear.
@@DJSubwoofers the one everyone had back then. with the little joystick to change song.
Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days
The laughs he makes when frying smol headphones is why I come hear
Perfect timing right after browsing the “Hamster” website
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Xtreme 🐹....
U are MEN of culture
b... based??
@@Ratta212 exhamster, a website for people who used to have hamsters.
Anything good?
That awkward moment when you feel nostalgic for the absolute worst mp3s but Damn it was my mp3 player.
Same haha. I had one in red and it got me through alot.
I had a thumbdrive one in white. Loved the hell out of it
Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t!
Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!
Same!😂
“Hee-unday” I don’t know if that’s another Haitch pc situation or something else...
It’s also how Australians pronounce it, which shows that they’re smarter than Americans.
@Ilzy it's not "hee" though. It's hyun, it's supposed to be said in a quicker way so it's one sound.
@@insert_username_here Americans usually pronounce the first bit correct. Australians pronounce the second bit correct. I've only ever met Korean speakers who pronounce it entirely correct. It's got nothing to do with smartness lmao you're just looking for a reason to belittle Americans
@@NamiNuitsuki “looking for a reason to belittle Americans” nah, I don’t need to look, there’s plenty of reasons. :P
This was a perfect dankpods video. So many nuggets.
The “touch me”... WHAT THE FRUITLOOPS
As a kid, my family barely had enough money to get Ipods or nice music players, so I got 0:42 one of these as a birthday gift from my parents. I still have it to this day, thanks for the throwback. :D
Oh man this video just gave me a sensible amount of guilty nostalgia, because I use to own that tampon sized nugget when I was 9 years old.