Big Companies make the Worst Junk.

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  • @SteamyPanini
    @SteamyPanini 3 роки тому +3639

    This week's stats:
    "ohh my pkcell": 5
    "and my duck": 1
    1 grit get used: 2
    Peel off protective film: 4
    "dingus": 3
    "AAA": 1
    finger snaps: 15
    headphones stressed out: 5 (+1 kill)
    "can you believe no-one wanted this?": 1
    Mojo: freaked out

    • @diorcollinsphoto
      @diorcollinsphoto 3 роки тому +228

      hotel: trivago

    • @NarendraWicaksono
      @NarendraWicaksono 3 роки тому +60

      We appreciate your work mate!

    • @bad_rebbel_8841
      @bad_rebbel_8841 3 роки тому +13

      thank you for this.

    • @stormyb3739
      @stormyb3739 3 роки тому +41

      Add a counter for "it's like an MP3 player or something"

    • @namelesske
      @namelesske 3 роки тому +16

      Everything checked the fullest episode ever, missing the sexy speakers :(

  • @wtscallop
    @wtscallop 3 роки тому +2601

    A pepsi max-themed mp3 player with Barbie Girl on it is probably one of the most 90s things ever

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 3 роки тому +26

      this so true 😂😂

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 3 роки тому +5

      i like pepsi

    • @RyanGonTV
      @RyanGonTV 3 роки тому +31

      I have a Pepsi-themed FM Radio, though I can’t find it. But it’s somewhere.

    • @Adotsupplythehood
      @Adotsupplythehood 3 роки тому +9

      @@anthonyvaldes6070 bebis

    • @rockstopsthetraffic
      @rockstopsthetraffic 3 роки тому +14

      Wait when did Pepsi Max come out? I thought the 00's...

  • @IcedReaver
    @IcedReaver 3 роки тому +690

    This video had everything. The infectious Aussie laughter, generec nuggets, popped earbuds, 1 grit destruction, multiple assaults on pkcell and an original Craig. You've truly outdone yourself.

  • @LaskyLabs
    @LaskyLabs 3 роки тому +769

    I just noticed, that that Kellogg's bootleg nano had an E-Book option.
    Imagine reading a book, on that tiny, low resolution, low quality screen.
    It's hard enough reading on a phone in a car, but imagine being in the back seat of a car, reading a book on this tiny 1 inch screen.
    Now that's what I call hard mode!

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 2 роки тому +36

      Gonna read all of FO:E:PH on it.
      All 1.3 million words

    • @AshleyBlackwater
      @AshleyBlackwater 2 роки тому +39

      its possible that its intended for audiobooks and is just an ESL fuckup

    • @Thumper17
      @Thumper17 2 роки тому +15

      The Dark Souls of Ebooks

    • @eliatieneungato621
      @eliatieneungato621 2 роки тому +49

      I have one that's similar.
      It does have the E-book option.
      And it only works for reading .txt
      No audiobook, only .txt in tiny, pixelated font

    • @timecat1174
      @timecat1174 2 роки тому +1

      you go blind before finishing the ride

  • @crieo3608
    @crieo3608 3 роки тому +1761

    The touch me is a silent cry for affection

    • @TheDubstepmaster13
      @TheDubstepmaster13 3 роки тому +35

      Let’s start a tinder for him

    • @gtie
      @gtie 3 роки тому +8

      swipe right

    • @sorakafutanari
      @sorakafutanari 3 роки тому +17

      ah, so it's me except as a nugget. gotcha.

    • @crieo3608
      @crieo3608 3 роки тому +5

      @@TheDubstepmaster13 yes

    • @norftrain
      @norftrain 3 роки тому +3

      Someone needs to make it's bio.

  • @PilatusAnon
    @PilatusAnon 3 роки тому +8172

    If I ever become a millionaire, or somehow get enough money, I will buy Craig, and turn it into a genuine audiophile brand

    • @LasseRafnDk
      @LasseRafnDk 3 роки тому +1523

      I officially wish you become a billionaire just for shits and giggles

    • @brandontechnerd
      @brandontechnerd 3 роки тому +664

      You have to keep all of the existing product line though

    • @TheLodeGhost
      @TheLodeGhost 3 роки тому +430

      Bro, not if I become a millionaire, buy it out, and make it a genuine audiophile brand first.

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 3 роки тому +35

      Will you?

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 3 роки тому +73

      No make it worse

  • @ice-2167
    @ice-2167 3 роки тому +583

    "Big Companies make the Worst Junk."
    Thank god Apple is a small, humble company

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 3 роки тому +83

      *makes a $999 stand

    • @poopa2319
      @poopa2319 3 роки тому +43

      @@Sketchy_Dood makes a $300 book

    • @woofywooflez384
      @woofywooflez384 3 роки тому +46

      They're a bad company alright,it's just that they're saints compared to samsung who made fun of apple and then became massive hypocrites by implementing the exact same changes
      It's just that they have the death of akg among other things behind their back

    • @ChiralSpirals
      @ChiralSpirals 3 роки тому +7

      Your the type of person who kills other conversations upon entering them ...arn't you

    • @qt31415
      @qt31415 3 роки тому +5

      funny if apple giveaways are bootleg ipods

  • @SkippyThorson
    @SkippyThorson 3 роки тому +368

    His laugh at 2:40 is why I maintain this is the best channel on UA-cam. He’s literally happiest guy in the world when destroying awful headphones.

    • @PlasmaIndigo
      @PlasmaIndigo 2 роки тому +3

      he literally sounds like joker xD

    • @fozian9591
      @fozian9591 2 роки тому

      No. Waluigi.

    • @PacificSouthwestAir
      @PacificSouthwestAir 2 роки тому

      No. A minion.

    • @wellbi
      @wellbi 2 роки тому +1

      Connery/Moore era James Bond villain makes his opponent's head explode with the ultra-secret special sonic weapon while stroking his pet snake.

    • @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake
      @Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake Рік тому

      He’s making a plan on how to make frank rule the world

  • @aisumountainu
    @aisumountainu 3 роки тому +305

    Some of my favorite moments:
    1. Bepis-Pod
    2. Gatorade-Pod
    3. DIABLO'S FIRST KILL
    4. US Army-Pod Earbuds' death by Diablo
    5. CRAAIG (Proceeds to chant 'CRAIG' over and over very loudly)

    • @mrimdumb4537
      @mrimdumb4537 3 роки тому +3

      DIABLO, CONGRATS!

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 3 роки тому +2

      Oh look it's a stray temmie

    • @laugrimdude
      @laugrimdude 3 роки тому +1

      Bepis

    • @AveragePTRD
      @AveragePTRD 3 роки тому

      Right as he said DIABLO'S FIRST KILL Garry's mod finished reinstalling for me lol

    • @Failomate5000
      @Failomate5000 3 роки тому

      What about the many misadventures of PKCELL?

  • @ffsscorpion6940
    @ffsscorpion6940 3 роки тому +2859

    man, his crazy scientist laugh in the background while he is torturing the life away from the headphones is just amazing

    • @urbingo4471
      @urbingo4471 3 роки тому +11

      I know it is amazing

    • @zenad5996
      @zenad5996 3 роки тому +17

      Fwahahahaha

    • @themantisshrimp7952
      @themantisshrimp7952 3 роки тому +35

      “No, mr. pods. I expect you to fry! FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!”

    • @formula2758
      @formula2758 3 роки тому +3

      I love this guy. Quote on quote, iPod mad scientist.

    • @amirbloomenfeld6066
      @amirbloomenfeld6066 3 роки тому +8

      You damn well know there was no real life in those headphones to begin with.

  • @MaJinViDz
    @MaJinViDz 3 роки тому +274

    I can never see or hear the name "Craig" without imitating Dankpods' voice in my head

    • @foxxwars1593
      @foxxwars1593 3 роки тому +3

      "Watchin Shrek on a CREEEEE" lmfaooo

    • @Photo0021
      @Photo0021 3 роки тому +1

      Craig

    • @MaJinViDz
      @MaJinViDz 3 роки тому

      @@Photo0021 Craaaaaaaaayyyyyyyg

    • @pousha6476
      @pousha6476 3 роки тому +2

      I was watching a few episodes of parks and rec and I couldn't stop thinking about dankpods everytime the character named Craig would be on-screen

  • @_Noirscape
    @_Noirscape 2 роки тому +64

    There's some kind of symbolism in the fact that the army mp3 player already had the battery inside, making a bigger mess than it needed to when it corroded.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +21

      and in true fashion it's military quality mean made by whoever was able to fulfill the requirements for the lowest price.

    • @Bombers57
      @Bombers57 3 місяці тому

      Even our only super heavy tank in WW2 the t28 had the same engine as the M4 Sherman

  • @bluferret2480
    @bluferret2480 3 роки тому +2360

    Me and my son whenever we drop ANYTHING in the house: "Aw... my puck cell...."

  • @lovedella6483
    @lovedella6483 3 роки тому +338

    I remember when I was a kid, my mum got me a box of Kelloggs cereal which promised to give me a spoon straw. Turns out, my box didn't come with one, so we had to contact their support team to receive one with a formal apology along side it. If they can't do that, of course they couldn't create a good nugget.

    • @legoman8960
      @legoman8960 3 роки тому +3

      Rip

    • @deezgod45
      @deezgod45 3 роки тому +2

      do you still have that straw?

    • @lovedella6483
      @lovedella6483 3 роки тому +14

      @@deezgod45 I don't think so, but it sucked and i never used it LOL

    • @JonnyMorgan18
      @JonnyMorgan18 3 роки тому +8

      Why did I read that in the mic test voice? Is this permanent?!

    • @lovedella6483
      @lovedella6483 3 роки тому +1

      @@JonnyMorgan18 LOLOL

  • @hellothereme5719
    @hellothereme5719 3 роки тому +595

    Dankpods: KMON KILL ONE ALREADY
    the diablo: kills one
    Dankpods: What a beautiful performance mate!

  • @puertoricanboy100
    @puertoricanboy100 3 роки тому +88

    These MP3s back in 07 were amazing to just have around. The fact that we could take music in such a small device that could also just stick to your cars stereo was so convenient. As a lil thug in the streets, driving in a 1992 blue Corolla with my USB in my radio made me feel as free as Morgan Freeman's friend in that one movie.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +2

      ahh these old aux cables that were cassettes. you shove them in the player and through some tech wizardry whatever goes in from the pug gets transformed into something the tape deck could read.

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 роки тому +4880

    These are the nugget equivalent of clickbait

    • @badcontent2567
      @badcontent2567 3 роки тому +30

      say it with me now
      verified

    • @_.Rebel.exe._
      @_.Rebel.exe._ 3 роки тому +9

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @Azeria
      @Azeria 3 роки тому +15

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @curb9644
      @curb9644 3 роки тому +5

      @@badcontent2567 verified

    • @TomokoJinx
      @TomokoJinx 3 роки тому +4

      Hello verified person

  • @Felix-nj8xx
    @Felix-nj8xx 3 роки тому +714

    I see Kellogg's has moved on from making cereal to chicken nuggets

    • @jesuschrist4185
      @jesuschrist4185 3 роки тому

      Nig2ap

    • @momenmo558
      @momenmo558 3 роки тому

      I thought they made noodles😂

    • @Alexander_l322
      @Alexander_l322 3 роки тому

      They don’t make them! They literally pick the worst shit and stick their name on it

    • @Felix-nj8xx
      @Felix-nj8xx 3 роки тому

      @@Alexander_l322 woosh

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +2

      @@Alexander_l322 not surprised you have that as your profile picture.

  • @alfawarrior3
    @alfawarrior3 3 роки тому +125

    "aww my pkcell" has become part of my daily vocabulary. whenever i bump something or drop something i instinctively say it

    • @amnottabs
      @amnottabs 3 роки тому +14

      I usually say "arming the nugget" when I'm about to plug something that's has a chance to blow up

    • @chaingigan7545
      @chaingigan7545 3 роки тому +21

      He’s completely ruined my ability to name things. I code a lot, and everything is named dingus. The variables, the assets, the files, everything. It’s like the fucking lion king, “everything the light touches is *dingus”*

    • @tfr
      @tfr 3 роки тому +2

      @@chaingigan7545 LOL

    • @DoctorHero
      @DoctorHero 3 роки тому +2

      @@chaingigan7545 That is hilarious!

  • @walter-tp7vn
    @walter-tp7vn 3 роки тому +15

    11:35 never have i heard a man so furious and lost before than right now

  • @symetry96
    @symetry96 3 роки тому +256

    I'm quite worried, my cat accidentally (Or at least i hope so) stomped on my balls and the only words that came up to my mind were "my pkcells"

    • @patoconzapatos
      @patoconzapatos 3 роки тому +5

      😐

    • @IanNewYashaTheFinalAct
      @IanNewYashaTheFinalAct 3 роки тому +14

      Cat stomps on your ⚽️🏀 - “Aw my PKcells”
      Measuring your “bat tree” - *AAA!*

    • @space3520
      @space3520 3 роки тому +11

      *𝑀 𝑦 𝑃 𝑘 𝐶 𝑒 𝑙 𝑙*

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 3 роки тому +5

      _”Aww,_ my *P K C E L L S”*

    • @electrisoma
      @electrisoma 3 роки тому

      but what if its not accidental?

  • @arigvi101
    @arigvi101 3 роки тому +502

    I love how you reassured the audience that these e-waste are gonna get recycled properly. That put me to ease.

  • @DJTechYT
    @DJTechYT 3 роки тому +617

    "MY PKCELL!" is gotta be one of my favorite DankPods quote ever.

  • @davidgalstyan1569
    @davidgalstyan1569 2 роки тому +16

    5:12 oh look, headphones my brain INSTANTLY loops back every single headphone stress out I watched on this channel.

  • @roshitheyoshi7962
    @roshitheyoshi7962 3 роки тому +1983

    The video in a nutshell:
    Australian man gets fed up with MP3 players, constantly attempts to murder the in headphones using the power of the devil, while dropping his puckcell

    • @redsus3866
      @redsus3866 3 роки тому +71

      Oh no my puckcell...

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 роки тому +32

      pkcell*

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 роки тому +17

      pkcell*

    • @spicydude1688
      @spicydude1688 3 роки тому +15

      @You're a sneaky little impostor! i have a pkcell on my shelf that just stands there menacingly

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 3 роки тому +3

      where do i buy pkcells

  • @flamu9183
    @flamu9183 3 роки тому +187

    The guy who invented cereal, John Harvey Kellogg, tried to make it as unpleasant as possible because he thought that the happier you were the shorter you’d live. At last, 77 years after his death, Kellogg has achieved his goal, although with an MP3 player rather than granola.

    • @harpskid
      @harpskid 3 роки тому +7

      he fucked up big because I love cereal.

    • @DeltaChairlines
      @DeltaChairlines 3 роки тому +7

      is that why he took my foreskin

    • @smelly4498
      @smelly4498 2 роки тому +6

      he also thought food with sugar made women horny so cornflakes were made to be flavorless so women wouldn’t masturbate

    • @flamu9183
      @flamu9183 2 роки тому +1

      @@smelly4498 uh what the fuck

    • @smelly4498
      @smelly4498 2 роки тому +11

      @@flamu9183even in the 1800s people thought he was a little of his rocker

  • @sirel33
    @sirel33 3 роки тому +190

    1:24 I had a job interview for the company that did the rebranding (iclick). I didn't get it but I was kinda glad because the office was real deep in industrial office hell (printing was on the first floor, the offices on the second) and there was something about the prospect of literally being the guys who make plastic corporate freebees that made my tummy feel funny.

  • @EdwardNygma888
    @EdwardNygma888 3 роки тому +78

    LMAO, I had one of the Gatorade-type ones!
    It was my MP3 player when I was just a kid. They were branded as "Riptunes", and hilariously, they had more storage than both of the ones you showed combined. Yeah, so basically I just used it as flash storage for my middle school documents.

  • @osaelokailodibia1307
    @osaelokailodibia1307 3 роки тому +240

    R.I.P Chord Mojo
    2019 - 2021

    • @awesomewolf7197
      @awesomewolf7197 3 роки тому +22

      It's like a fnaf character...
      "I always come back"

    • @karigori6415
      @karigori6415 3 роки тому

      @@awesomewolf7197 good one

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 роки тому +5

      At least he has an excuse to get the Chord Hugo now. Hugo would make good friends with Craig.

    • @karigori6415
      @karigori6415 3 роки тому

      @@EpicB you madlad.

  • @MayaMint
    @MayaMint 3 роки тому +83

    About 15 years ago a relative asked my aunt what would I want for my birthday, the options were: an mp3 player (definitely a nugget btw) or a blow dryer. My aunt told them blow dryer and I whined because I wanted an mp3 player soo bad. I still have that blow dryer and it works like new, I doubt I could say the same for the nugget.

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 3 роки тому +134

    Never before have I actually rooted for headphones to randomly fail so hard.

    • @emibondo
      @emibondo 3 роки тому +1

      nice pfp bro

  • @Kaitanji
    @Kaitanji 2 роки тому +24

    I love how defeated he sounds sometimes when he goes “aw my pkcell…”

  • @40percentyt
    @40percentyt 3 роки тому +435

    "Put em back for the next person, they're only *semi-used*"
    >Not realizing this is why dirty buds smell like they've already been exploded

  • @kcsniperboy7148
    @kcsniperboy7148 3 роки тому +1173

    This dude is proof that it doesn't matter the content as long as u present it in a fun way ppl will watch.

    • @slop313
      @slop313 3 роки тому +47

      but i like the content lmao

    • @sedij2358
      @sedij2358 3 роки тому +28

      @@slop313 exactly. The subject matter is boring as a concept but the man is so fucking likable that it's fun to watch

    • @omgiTzkitteh
      @omgiTzkitteh 3 роки тому +48

      @@sedij2358 no he meanes he likes the subject matter too

    • @cheetahgaming815
      @cheetahgaming815 3 роки тому +13

      Yknow, some of my teachers could learn something from this

    • @sjk7467
      @sjk7467 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah I did have an MP3 player and a few iPods but I really don’t care about this at all. I’m just here because it’s incredibly entertaining seeing this dude shit on shitty products. Is anyone aware of other channels that are similar? Just a really niche subject with a hilarious youtuber? Would love t see more like this

  • @liqinglin8936
    @liqinglin8936 3 роки тому +397

    "Heeyundae", always cracks me up

    • @JackMcSomeone
      @JackMcSomeone 3 роки тому +4

      That's how we pronounce it over here in Aus

    • @newsgoose9629
      @newsgoose9629 3 роки тому +13

      @@JackMcSomeone only some people, I know plenty of aussies, me included, who say it the other way

    • @JackMcSomeone
      @JackMcSomeone 3 роки тому +2

      @@newsgoose9629 fair enough

    • @WyattOShea
      @WyattOShea 3 роки тому +3

      @@newsgoose9629 Only ever heard he un day and he un die pronunciation here in Aus.

    • @buckokid5930
      @buckokid5930 3 роки тому +10

      In Ireland and the UK we say “hi-un-die”, it seems there is no right answer

  • @nikirol4051
    @nikirol4051 3 роки тому +20

    8:53 Ah yes, a Super Mario Party 3 player. Finally.

    • @2038Ounnak
      @2038Ounnak Рік тому

      More like Super Mario P*** 3 player.

  • @Selvanii
    @Selvanii 3 роки тому +260

    -Oh my pkcell...
    Sunlight enterring the chat
    pkcell : So you've chosen death.

    • @snacksnake7418
      @snacksnake7418 3 роки тому +2

      everytime he goes "oh my pkcell" I cant help to crack up idk why I find it so funny

    • @Selvanii
      @Selvanii 3 роки тому

      The other brands are making an army

  • @cinsoet
    @cinsoet 3 роки тому +58

    The fact that the AVON MP3 player is the absolute worse is just fitting. Can’t expect more from this absolutely disgusting MLM.

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 роки тому +3

      Lol, I remember buying some Nintendo products from Avon and my mom was a huge fan of the beauty care products. God that takes me back XD

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 3 роки тому +1

      Megamix .... was there Pokemon or Princess Peach lipstick??

  • @BigNerdSam
    @BigNerdSam 3 роки тому +196

    Dank's gonna need a sticker sheet so he can award his bud stressers for every kill.

  • @WalcomS7
    @WalcomS7 2 роки тому +30

    3:50 This kinda hits different at the end of 2021 knowing what's going on...

    • @seacatgirls
      @seacatgirls 2 роки тому

      uninformed dingus over here, what happened

    • @Bombers57
      @Bombers57 3 місяці тому +2

      Walcom didn't expect to see you here

  • @Conceptcreator
    @Conceptcreator 3 роки тому +578

    Oh man I had those simple plug in MP3 players hahah, still have on somewhere with the amazing control hahah

    • @nanoeumesmo
      @nanoeumesmo 3 роки тому +9

      I've had a few of those, they never lasted more than a few months, then i had to buy a new crappy one. I've spent many hours of my life listening to music using those pieces of crap, and they made me happy 😂.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 3 роки тому +6

      I have a blue phillips mp3, unironically is the best thing ever, is like 2 or 3 years old and still rocks

    • @LordHonkInc
      @LordHonkInc 3 роки тому +2

      That "power up!" player (or a rebrand of the same thing) was my first ever mp3 player! I'll tell you what, I wasn't the coolest kid in school with that piece of junk (if you couldn't tell), but it definitely beat trying to stuff my discman into my pocket.

    • @thePLUHHH
      @thePLUHHH 3 роки тому

      Same! I had a pink one

    • @UserError-gp8sl
      @UserError-gp8sl 3 роки тому

      Same. I'm pretty sure I still have mine in the same box next to my cd player.

  • @misternoodle1236
    @misternoodle1236 3 роки тому +112

    "The mp3 player immediately died, recruitment officer."
    "No, the mp3 player simply lived for the military and gave its life in the line of duty."

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 роки тому +961

    I found an Automall dealership branded android tablet at Goodwill, it is not limited to mp3 players.

  • @chillbizz74
    @chillbizz74 Рік тому +11

    2:08 The Energizer attack was personal

  • @katchupp5067
    @katchupp5067 3 роки тому +41

    i love how he doesnt even try the headphones anymore, he just kills them
    never change, you lovely australian bastard

  • @docter7289
    @docter7289 3 роки тому +52

    "It just died on me" - full US army expirience, huh

  • @gwilled_cheese_882
    @gwilled_cheese_882 3 роки тому +140

    I feel like every country pronounces “Hyundai” differently

    • @anthonyvaldes6070
      @anthonyvaldes6070 3 роки тому +8

      I say it as hi-un-day

    • @peter-8483
      @peter-8483 3 роки тому +2

      I always said hie-un-die, it's the way the hyundai commercial pronounced it

    • @stonent
      @stonent 3 роки тому +5

      @@peter-8483 In the US, the commercials say Hun-Day.

    • @LowkeyHyped
      @LowkeyHyped 3 роки тому +3

      High on dye

    • @yarlodek5842
      @yarlodek5842 3 роки тому +4

      Hun day. Its hun day. Its fucking pronounced hun day.

  • @Virginny
    @Virginny 3 роки тому +9

    I had one of those generic mp3 players growing up. My mom got it for me for Christmas as my first mp3 player and she preloaded it with a bunch of music we would listen to together. It was red and I still have fond memories of it.

  • @kantraa
    @kantraa 3 роки тому +94

    2:36 The text says "Sorry this text is upside down, it's an Australian thing."
    And the funny part is, the text isn't upside down, it's backwards.

  • @Brendon_Sauvage
    @Brendon_Sauvage 3 роки тому +66

    2:16 I guess you could say...
    The Duracell should be *charged* with *battery*

    • @TheAutisticOwl
      @TheAutisticOwl 2 роки тому +8

      It was the Energiser that attacked the Pkcell

  • @nektarioskromm4151
    @nektarioskromm4151 3 роки тому +34

    A soul: how do you open packages?
    Another soul: box cutter
    Other soul: scissors
    Dankpods: G R I T T I N G

    • @tzarchasm9918
      @tzarchasm9918 3 роки тому +3

      Still with more care and attention than ebay's international shipping

    • @Macintosh200
      @Macintosh200 3 роки тому

      @@tzarchasm9918 this

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 3 роки тому +17

    I love the fact that you make a point of recording each audio player's "confirmed kills"

  • @elnombre91
    @elnombre91 3 роки тому +311

    I can't believe Hallmark don't sell a "Congratulations on your first kill" card.

    • @ponivi
      @ponivi 3 роки тому +9

      I‘d buy it

    • @murhpylake
      @murhpylake Рік тому +1

      ​@@ponivi me too

  • @LODGEYISBORED
    @LODGEYISBORED 3 роки тому +55

    I went through like 50 nano rip offs because my parents still thought it was still “saving money” vs buying an actual nano and being done with it...

    • @MrJ0mmy
      @MrJ0mmy 3 роки тому +4

      i had the same mp4 player without the kellogg brand since 2012 works great without any problems still have it and still holds a decent charge

    • @megamix5403
      @megamix5403 3 роки тому +3

      I feel ya. Mines used to buy these Visual Land MP4s for the same reason.

    • @bobnope457
      @bobnope457 3 роки тому +2

      The first MP3 Player I had was one of those cheap nuggets. It worked well for about 3 years and then died. Fair enough for about 15 bucks at the time.

    • @JonnyMorgan18
      @JonnyMorgan18 3 роки тому +2

      For anyone trying to convince a loved one to buy them something decent -
      1. "Buy cheap, buy twice".. or 50x
      2. "Expensive things are usually expensive"
      3. I heard it about headphones but applies to everything: "The most expensive headphones are the ones you don't use"

  • @gerking195
    @gerking195 3 роки тому +101

    'durasmell: the smell that lasts' I swear that would be a great tag line

    • @memedew6677
      @memedew6677 3 роки тому

      Smell

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 роки тому

      The smell sure last longer than they can keep their guts inside

  • @lucacg5915
    @lucacg5915 3 роки тому +8

    I've doscovered this channel 2 months ago. One of the best tech channels I've seen. You are very professional and funny at the same time. Keep up the good work!

  • @hunghua1309
    @hunghua1309 3 роки тому +175

    “Kellogg’s”
    *_W H E E Z E_*

  • @GrimFelArt
    @GrimFelArt 3 роки тому +66

    2:43 the horrendous buzzing coupled with maniacal cackling is a *M O O D*

  • @thebubshow8099
    @thebubshow8099 3 роки тому +356

    This kinda reminds me of the Gameboys with just random logos on them and they were just called whatever emblem they slapped on them.

  • @ricenova8
    @ricenova8 5 місяців тому +3

    1:48 “its not like you’re running windows vista or something”
    *starts running windows vista*

  • @cheesythegamer9771
    @cheesythegamer9771 3 роки тому +202

    When I saw DankPods I clicked faster then it takes to open a iPod with a flat head.

    • @edoardoperego2814
      @edoardoperego2814 3 роки тому +4

      Ah yes, the legendary pro strat, from the Clarkson school of engineering

  • @noeljoseph7983
    @noeljoseph7983 3 роки тому +73

    5:35
    HE-UN-DAY LMAOOO
    this man's videos are legendary

    • @tauheedahmed2448
      @tauheedahmed2448 3 роки тому +8

      Thats the proper korean pronounciation

    • @manziniyo
      @manziniyo 3 роки тому +3

      @@tauheedahmed2448 lol no it's not

    • @225lee99
      @225lee99 3 роки тому +4

      @@manziniyo Well, it's a closest I heard from non-korean.

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому

      @@manziniyo you’re an idiot. I just checked Google translate, and it sounds pretty similar.

    • @manziniyo
      @manziniyo 3 роки тому +3

      @@insert_username_here i actually speak korean and three syllables hee-un-day isn't right lol. hee-un is arguably close to 'hyun' and 'day' is as good as it's gonna get for a non-speaker but saying it's the proper way isn't true

  • @WitherBlitz_Playz
    @WitherBlitz_Playz 3 роки тому +11

    5:03 the cable he was plugging it into was unplugged lol no wonder it wasnt working

    • @ucla7296
      @ucla7296 3 роки тому

      That's a different cable dumbass

  • @spicytuna62
    @spicytuna62 3 роки тому +56

    "SD expansion slot included!"
    That's a _feature_ in most high end smartphones these days and not even all of them have that. Craig just flexed on all of us.

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 роки тому +1

      hes craigin

    • @EpicB
      @EpicB 3 роки тому +3

      My phone has a microSD slot in it. Though my phone is much more entry level. It even had a headphone jack.

    • @lukasegeling5205
      @lukasegeling5205 3 роки тому

      @@EpicB I have an S8, which is a 2017 flagship with an SD card slot and a headphone jack. It can even play 24 mbps audio (stereo 32 bit 384 kHz), so it is nugget certified.

  • @peepeepoopoo9899
    @peepeepoopoo9899 3 роки тому +56

    "Durasmell the smell that lasts" sounds like a motto for when ur dad takes a dump and the entire bathroom smells like a dumpster

  • @dbackscott
    @dbackscott 3 роки тому +33

    “They all smell the same.”
    Are you sure that’s not your amp you’re smelling?

  • @JustTooManyPuppies
    @JustTooManyPuppies Рік тому +8

    8:38 that’s not an MP3 player that’s a vibrator 💀

  • @mystii4842
    @mystii4842 3 роки тому +87

    I'm convinced you're just the Aussie audiophile equivalent of Life of Boris

    • @tootsie_
      @tootsie_ 3 роки тому +3

      That is a crossover I want to see

    • @eumeytimes
      @eumeytimes 3 роки тому +3

      it's a bit of vargskelethor joel mixed with ashens and some other guy I forgot, I don't know about life of boris

    • @ThePuffamanChannel
      @ThePuffamanChannel 3 роки тому +1

      I agree ☝️ life of boris. This guy is playing a character tho do remember, just a bit eccentric:)

  • @penquinmaster
    @penquinmaster 3 роки тому +180

    My dad has one of the Kelloggs "ipods". He didn't get his as a prize though. He just got one for his 40th anniversary there.

    • @LG-ii7gl
      @LG-ii7gl 3 роки тому +71

      Lmao imagine spending just under half your life working at a company and for all that effort you get a shitty little bootleg ipod that only works like once

    • @CodecrafterArtemis
      @CodecrafterArtemis 3 роки тому +16

      Man this is, sad. A $5 would've been more useful probably.

    • @magicmango2787
      @magicmango2787 3 роки тому +14

      Yikes that’s rough. They couldn’t even afford a shuffle for his 40th year with them? Ewww.

    • @penquinmaster
      @penquinmaster 3 роки тому +10

      @@magicmango2787 They could, just won't.

    • @morefurless
      @morefurless 3 роки тому +3

      Daaamn, feels bad being there for 40 years and gets a 2 dollar knockoff mp3

  • @donaldojauregui7613
    @donaldojauregui7613 3 роки тому +241

    “No rechargeable battery, you just gotta put the
    AAAAAAAAAA!”
    *throws off headphones

  • @ChazBuns
    @ChazBuns 3 роки тому +10

    who else saw the one nugget say bye-bye and then showed the unicorn? really a good analogy for these nuggets tbh lmao
    (13:19)

  • @Enriath
    @Enriath 3 роки тому +115

    Holy shit, you actually found it, the MP3 player of my childhood. Thank Mr Dank, gonna have to try and get one of those PowerUp players for some nostalgia.

    • @captainpuppy900
      @captainpuppy900 3 роки тому +5

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @nectarium8760
      @nectarium8760 3 роки тому +2

      @@captainpuppy900 so true

    • @aftertheelectrike1847
      @aftertheelectrike1847 Рік тому

      They're about 10 bucks on eBay!

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 роки тому +131

    The mojo after it’s first confirmed kill: *Me no work today*

    • @N._99
      @N._99 3 роки тому +4

      The mojo already had a kill.

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +1

      @@N._99 that’s what he said.

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 роки тому

      its.

    • @N._99
      @N._99 3 роки тому

      @@insert_username_here i misread that, also props to the diablo.

    • @内田ガネーシュ
      @内田ガネーシュ 3 роки тому

      Live for the music, die to abuse it.

  • @anonym_b3058
    @anonym_b3058 3 роки тому +19

    10:46 the cheap headphones fight back

  • @shadyfazbear
    @shadyfazbear 3 роки тому +15

    damn even Scarlet Fire killing nuggs before headphones have a chance to get blown up

  • @sinfoniasanchez7407
    @sinfoniasanchez7407 3 роки тому +117

    0:24 the pkcell joke will never get old 😂

    • @travdump209
      @travdump209 3 роки тому

      the saddest pkcell :(

    • @skurd721
      @skurd721 3 роки тому +1

      @@travdump209 it's called tough love, my dude

  • @ethandeira1514
    @ethandeira1514 3 роки тому +45

    Hearing him cackle while static plays through the headphones was the best part of my day

  • @dianasosa1301
    @dianasosa1301 3 роки тому +47

    Pretty sure I had that exact mp3 player in 3rd grade, but purple/blue. My mom gave it to me because it was broken somehow and could only play one audio file. And so I listened to boulevard of broken dreams every day.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +2

      back in 10th grade basically everyone at my school had one of these. most were the silver ones, but black was also common and, when extra fancy, blue or red.

  • @acgiantdad6474
    @acgiantdad6474 3 роки тому +7

    I like to imagine that all of these e-waste tier nuggets come from the exact same factory and for some reason I can't think of it by any other name than Shenzhen Chabuduo

  • @natevemuri9024
    @natevemuri9024 3 роки тому +202

    It's always a good day when dank posts

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 роки тому +17

    "It's CRAAAAAAAP!"
    Tony the Tiger, on the Kellogg's MP3

  • @egs-zh3dt
    @egs-zh3dt 3 роки тому +18

    10:55 Confirmed kill

  • @officialgru420
    @officialgru420 2 роки тому +8

    13:00 Sounds like an a.m. talk show

  • @akhilpavithran3392
    @akhilpavithran3392 3 роки тому +29

    Man that laugh at 2:42 would pass a Joker audition!

  • @sadenoita7904
    @sadenoita7904 3 роки тому +10

    bad days turn good when the funny aussie man says “awh, my pkcell,,”

  • @iamcino
    @iamcino 3 роки тому +64

    I'm sure the US Army appreciated the mp3 player review. they'll subscribe, ring the bell and drone strike you.

  • @masteremarald123
    @masteremarald123 Рік тому +5

    rip Mojo 1 you served us well

  • @theonlybilge
    @theonlybilge 3 роки тому +18

    11:10 FIRST BLOOD

  • @drcks
    @drcks 3 роки тому +110

    when he transitioned into the US Army one I bursted laughing.

    • @Telamon8
      @Telamon8 3 роки тому +9

      The fact that it's the Reserve, too, somehow makes it more hilarious

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama 2 роки тому +1

      tacticool mp3 player

  • @5speedfatty
    @5speedfatty 3 роки тому +48

    that Mp3 player is a clone of a phillips one from back in the day, that was actually a hidden gem of a player.

    • @DJSubwoofers
      @DJSubwoofers 3 роки тому

      Which

    • @5speedfatty
      @5speedfatty 3 роки тому +1

      @@DJSubwoofers the one that took a battery and had the usb on the end with a little cap. @7:01 the pepsi max one

    • @DJSubwoofers
      @DJSubwoofers 3 роки тому +2

      @@5speedfatty ah yes...the mp3 sausage

    • @jftechdrones
      @jftechdrones 3 роки тому +2

      @@DJSubwoofers GoGear.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Рік тому +2

      @@DJSubwoofers the one everyone had back then. with the little joystick to change song.

  • @foxfrags
    @foxfrags 3 роки тому +5

    Hey man I know you probably won’t see this but thanks to you I’ve rediscovered the early 2000’s and I’ve actually gotten into finding old iPods and trying to give them a good home. I miss 2008-2011, those were the days

  • @dae1925
    @dae1925 3 роки тому +40

    The laughs he makes when frying smol headphones is why I come hear

  • @MrFacio85
    @MrFacio85 3 роки тому +146

    Perfect timing right after browsing the “Hamster” website

    • @Ratta212
      @Ratta212 3 роки тому +2

      ?

    • @mateuszzimon8216
      @mateuszzimon8216 3 роки тому +2

      Xtreme 🐹....
      U are MEN of culture

    • @traitxr
      @traitxr 3 роки тому +1

      b... based??

    • @BigGuy223
      @BigGuy223 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ratta212 exhamster, a website for people who used to have hamsters.

    • @pray4us955
      @pray4us955 3 роки тому

      Anything good?

  • @callmetony4399
    @callmetony4399 3 роки тому +62

    That awkward moment when you feel nostalgic for the absolute worst mp3s but Damn it was my mp3 player.

    • @Virginny
      @Virginny 3 роки тому +1

      Same haha. I had one in red and it got me through alot.

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 Рік тому +1

      I had a thumbdrive one in white. Loved the hell out of it

  • @SamanthaTheSonicFan
    @SamanthaTheSonicFan 2 роки тому +10

    Rewatching this specific video over and over from time to time NEVER gets old! “Oh, my PKCell!” honestly makes me say it with him every single time one falls! He’s one of the best content creators that I’ve discovered this year! I congratulate Wayde for being the content creator that can make me laugh when others can’t!
    Edit: Legitimately, whenever a new nugget vid comes out, I shake and bounce around like an excited little kid about to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning! He’s just that funny and amazing! I’m not a patron, but I still love his videos regardless!

  • @ardenpips
    @ardenpips 3 роки тому +35

    “Hee-unday” I don’t know if that’s another Haitch pc situation or something else...

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +2

      It’s also how Australians pronounce it, which shows that they’re smarter than Americans.

    • @NamiNuitsuki
      @NamiNuitsuki 3 роки тому +2

      @Ilzy it's not "hee" though. It's hyun, it's supposed to be said in a quicker way so it's one sound.

    • @NamiNuitsuki
      @NamiNuitsuki 3 роки тому +2

      @@insert_username_here Americans usually pronounce the first bit correct. Australians pronounce the second bit correct. I've only ever met Korean speakers who pronounce it entirely correct. It's got nothing to do with smartness lmao you're just looking for a reason to belittle Americans

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +1

      @@NamiNuitsuki “looking for a reason to belittle Americans” nah, I don’t need to look, there’s plenty of reasons. :P

  • @Biegspoon
    @Biegspoon 3 роки тому +84

    This was a perfect dankpods video. So many nuggets.

  • @TheBeefTeam
    @TheBeefTeam 3 роки тому +14

    The “touch me”... WHAT THE FRUITLOOPS

  • @christiansouder3249
    @christiansouder3249 3 роки тому

    As a kid, my family barely had enough money to get Ipods or nice music players, so I got 0:42 one of these as a birthday gift from my parents. I still have it to this day, thanks for the throwback. :D

  • @bobacota3390
    @bobacota3390 3 роки тому +11

    Oh man this video just gave me a sensible amount of guilty nostalgia, because I use to own that tampon sized nugget when I was 9 years old.