This is actually better for the car, as the engine will be cleaner, resulting in more power, better fuel efficiency and less emissions. Think about how some people change oil every 10 000 kilometers, the engine will have fresh fluids less often.
-New engine parts last less anyway -If one silicone doesn't do it, it has a backup -That way you have the best additives of all the oils See, that was the best way of """"fixing"""" it
13:22 For those who are still wondering what happend: That crunchy stuff is most likely carbon. Their Nutella-mineral oil mix probably got super hot and thermolysed a little, which caused carbon to build up.
As a Mechanic I love how educational this is. I came into this profession seeing cars as logic puzzles. I get excited when something breaks on my car because I get to fix it. The crazier the problem the more fun it gets! When I work I'm just a kid inside. So if your telling me that a man can dump toothpaste in the gearbox to break it so you can try and fix it to make a living? This man is living my dream.
I have a very funky problem with my motorcycle, I would be glad if you could advice me at least a little bit (even as a car mechanic) because not even Reddit could help me out haha
nah i agree w you !! i jus trial n error my way thru my car problems, feels amazing when i figure it out 💕 usually requires my entire body weight to do ANYTHING tho !!! bro a headlight cover took me 10hours to pry off. seriously im not exaggerating. i had to break it off w a screw driver, now breaking shit w a screw driver IS my plan A, then some duct tape or nail glue 😀 i’m just weak n forget cars r on purpose difficult to pry apart !
@@charlotte3 Yeah headlight covers can be clingy. After you find the screws sometimes you got to almost slap/push against them from a angle to get them to slip off.
@@AlGhostZX 100% it's lovely discovery. who would have ever guessed that a car filled with nutella and a resulting blown bearing, would work just fine? science!!
This is like if you mixed Nutella with water until it had the consistency of blood, stuck it in a human, watched them walk a few feet and go into a seizure, clean them out, reblood them, and say they were better than before lmao.
18:46 buddy, you NEED airflow in that room, one, because of the smoke, and two, because of the carbon monoxide, and three, because of the carbon dioxide
Yeah you can buy mineral oil in the laxative section of pharmacies. Pro tip, don't get shafted on mineral oil branded as for cutting boards or butcher blocks. They're sold at insane margins! Buy the stuff from the pharmacy. It's literally intended to be ingested, so it's perfectly fine for your cutting board
@@gamemeister27 I wipe a bit on surface before every use and clean afterwards, I guess any part exposed to air ends up oil free and that's why mine doesn't go rancid
I worked in a Nutella factory, most of the Nutella was automated, but we also made rochers and the nut chocolate mix really gunks everything up even on the machines made specifically to deal with it
@@RAHelllord nah engines love sugar, that's why I make sure to add a heaping cup to every tank of gas. On an unrelated note what is with cars being single use nowadays? I can't get more than a few miles without the engine blowing up.
@@Dagreatdudeman I'd imagine the sugar melted with the chocolate, it getting heated and spun like that wouldn't remove it from the solution. It had to be the hazelnut dust, James described it as like a corn starch texture, while recrystallized sugar would have a gritty, salt like texture.
I’ve been trying for years to get to grips of an engine and it’s been a slow painful struggle, but then I watch one of your garbage time and suddenly huge parts of the process make sense. I’ve read many a Haynes manual and only watching you guys break a car down into bits in the most amazing ways really helps make the whole mesh of machinery make sense
Same! These guys make it a lot easier to understand and it's EXTREMELY entertaining. I could watch a 24 hour long video of them messing around and not get bored of tired. I love them. And all their goobers.
In the United States we have a chocolate laxative called Ex-Lax. When I was 5, I thought I was being sneaky and took a whole box out of the fridge and ate it all. That was a hell of a night.
Tonight on Nugget Gear: Wade tries Nutella as engine coolant to kill the Goober, Wade attempts to drive sideways in a Holden Monaro VXR, and we take a trip from Geelong to Portland in old Aussie luxury cars.
Joy, and rage.. if helping my stepdad and myself to get parts we couldn't afford new ones of from the salvage yard is any foreshadowing... it will enrage many with seemingly good parts, that have been abused for our enjoyment.
As a Chocolatier, I can confirm the Goober is not long for this world. While I don't know what the burn temp of Nutella is, when normal chocolate burns, it almost immediately turns into cement.
BMW: Must be at exactly 10Nm and 15.6251*, new first-party brass-coated Nickel Titanium bolts required Proton: uhhhh idk like 42Nm? and if it fits throw it on there
They should get an old Mercedes Diesel and power it with this stuff. This actually works. Used to be the "frugal car guy" hack back in the day, before stricter emissions testing made this a big no-no.
@salsamancer nope, due to all the non-mineral oil in the chocolate aswell. Either natural or artificial, which would either do nothing, or become a thin coat of gunk in the pipes/tubes/whatever the chocolate likes to snake into.
@@salsamancer @Lordrockerkiller There's also still a bunch of sugar in there. Might not get hot enough to burn to shit, but will probably caramelize and seize up
As a canadian, I get so jealous every time I see a nug like this jacked up and completely rust free underneath. A car that clean, regardless of mechanical problems, would sell for top dollar here. And you guys are putting Pepsi and Nutella in the engine🤣 Also I wonder if this has something to do with the old "put sugar in gas tank to kill car" I bet some sugar in the oil would do the same kind of damage.
Yup. I see 2020 cars writtenn off as scrap because the floor has rusted off and the carpet is all that holds it togetger. Meanwhile these ausies are playing with 20yr old rust free junkers.
It’s really sad. I’m in rust belt USA and in my experience *most* cars without a Nissan CVT would go 250k miles no problem, but unless you’re putting 75k miles a year, the body and frame tends to rust apart before you get there.
Its well known that he traded a drum set for this car and wants to see how much wanton abuse an excessively cheap car can handle, he already has a reliable car, its the Leaf, so he's not out too much if this thing blows a new window in its block.
Honestly, this series has been the best at explaining the importance of proper car maintenance. Sure, my car doesn't have chocolate in it, but bad stuff can still happen if it's not changed or not the right oil. Peak worst case. Should show this in drivers license courses
that would certainly pass the descirption of _"Slightly Used & Abused"_ but in all fairness thats the kind of TRUST i want in a car. can run on pepsi? yup. can run on booze? if you say so. overdose on full service spray? Sure thing. have a taste of CHOCOLATE and live to tell the tale. Sir yes Sir! like thats what i want
GLORIOUS MALAYSIAN ENGINEERING RAAAAAHHHHH! But on a serious note, my neighbor has been driving the goober since 2012 and is on about 180,000km on the odometer. HE HAS NEVER BROUGHT IT TO SERVICE. Oil running dry? Top it up! Brakes not braking? Slam on it harder! Overheating? Fill it up with more tap water! Bing bam boom, good as new. Not like it was good when it was new anyways.
i can assure you that even perodua people claim that could outlast the saga will get them raising forks in the air after seeing this video. these models were built like the nokia 3310 i guess.
mate you see where you went wrong is using nutella as the additive for your mineral oil, as all engines have a tree nut allergy (fyi this is probably the corn starch looking stuff you kept seeing). You gotta use hershey's chocolate syrup next time.
well fix then buy it new in Canada and pay for the undercoat option when you buy it new problem solved the under carriage coating stops that issue with the undercarriage rusting out over time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol every car in Oregon is like that, I've got a 20 year old Chevy cavalier I barely maintain and its undercarriage is still as good as it was when I bought it 20 years ago (other parts not so much 🤣)
Wade and James’ cackle being progressively drowned out and the result of vehicular mad scientist experiments following shortly at 18:08 is *exactly* why I’ve subscribed to this channel
Nutella is not chocolate. It's palm oil with sugar (55%) and little bit of hazelnuts (13%) and cocoa (7,4%). Why not use actual chocolate? You basically put vegetable oil with sugar in there, not chocolate.
@@epsilon6516 I would if you live in a dry environment. If you live in a wet, humid environment you really don't have to, though I do like to clean my fretboard every couple of string changes
once it dies you should take it to a garage and ask what they think is wrong with it
😮
That is a really good idea 😁😁
"customer states engine smells like chocolate and won't crank.."
"The mechanic is still not sure what the customer put in their engine.."
Yea
Mechanic (stern voice): “you should have known goobers only run on white chocolate with almonds”
Conclusion: you can drive on chocolate as long as you stop and clean the engine every 200 m
Alternatively, an engine will run on chocolate just fine until the end of its useful life
Did you know that all cars that had their oil replaced with chocolate have had a successful runtime for the rest of their lives?
This is actually better for the car, as the engine will be cleaner, resulting in more power, better fuel efficiency and less emissions.
Think about how some people change oil every 10 000 kilometers, the engine will have fresh fluids less often.
Maybe it's a cheaper way gas prices are so high now what day it's $10 for 1L of diesel
This is perfect.
can't believe they spun a bearing, repaired it the most cavemen way possible and it runs like new
@@JanyaAndromedaGalactic I know right
I just love that James is always in agreement with this. Not a hint of hesitance, just casually carrying out wade’s crazy ideas. I love you guys sm
have you SEEN the things james does to retro consoles? this is his favourite hobby
The thing is... James is just as crazy haha
@@OutbackCatgirl no whats his channel?
@@RighteousBruceyoutube.com/@games_for_james?si=G66JNWk9SPhuy_As
@@RighteousBruce www.youtube.com/@Games_for_James
✅Re-use broken engine parts
✅Use different silicones
✅Use multiple oil blends
"We're gonna give this thing he best chance at surviving."
-New engine parts last less anyway
-If one silicone doesn't do it, it has a backup
-That way you have the best additives of all the oils
See, that was the best way of """"fixing"""" it
It’s what goobers crave
It worked, didn’t it?
By circulating the oil lol not by other means
Don't forget a bin-fresh oil filter! XD
13:22 For those who are still wondering what happend: That crunchy stuff is most likely carbon. Their Nutella-mineral oil mix probably got super hot and thermolysed a little, which caused carbon to build up.
mmmm thermolysed
I have never heard a sentence as horrifying as "That's 2 kilos worth of nutella, I'm gonna mix in 2 liters of the mineral oil..."
2kg nutella would cost more than the goober
You knew what you came for, though.
omg its the legendary @giwake from cohost haiii👋
just wait for the "Dense, heavy, nugget fog"
GIVE ME THAT IN FREEDOM UNITS🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅
It's the sugar. Nutella is over 50% sugar by weight. The friction created heat which cooked the sugar. You've successfully caramelised an engine.
I replaced my engine oil with chocolate.
Oh Boy this will not end well😢
It's beyond caramelized at this point
Perfect wording.
It's also a nut butter with chocolate added... Have you ever heated any kind of nut butter? it turns into a powder.
@@AndrasBuzas1908 toffee?
As a Mechanic I love how educational this is. I came into this profession seeing cars as logic puzzles. I get excited when something breaks on my car because I get to fix it. The crazier the problem the more fun it gets! When I work I'm just a kid inside. So if your telling me that a man can dump toothpaste in the gearbox to break it so you can try and fix it to make a living? This man is living my dream.
I have a very funky problem with my motorcycle, I would be glad if you could advice me at least a little bit (even as a car mechanic) because not even Reddit could help me out haha
nah i agree w you !! i jus trial n error my way thru my car problems, feels amazing when i figure it out 💕 usually requires my entire body weight to do ANYTHING tho !!! bro a headlight cover took me 10hours to pry off. seriously im not exaggerating. i had to break it off w a screw driver, now breaking shit w a screw driver IS my plan A, then some duct tape or nail glue 😀 i’m just weak n forget cars r on purpose difficult to pry apart !
@@charlotte3 Yeah headlight covers can be clingy. After you find the screws sometimes you got to almost slap/push against them from a angle to get them to slip off.
this is oddly enough like a science channel. hypothesis, test, result.
And record, that's very important!
@@AlGhostZX 100% it's lovely discovery. who would have ever guessed that a car filled with nutella and a resulting blown bearing, would work just fine? science!!
this is what mythbusters could have been, if Jamie and Adam weren't in the pocket of big engine oil.
More like an Aussie version of Гараж54 (Garage54)
Hypothenuse
This is like if you mixed Nutella with water until it had the consistency of blood, stuck it in a human, watched them walk a few feet and go into a seizure, clean them out, reblood them, and say they were better than before lmao.
"Reblood them" omg
Welp, that might be enough Internet for me today. I'll just see myself out. You guys have fun with the... the reblooding.
There needs to be a reblooding mechanic in a game
@@davidaugustofc2574 Technically the Medic has dumped blood back into people via squeegee'ing it into them with his underwear.
@@davidaugustofc2574There must be in something like Vampire: The Masquerade.
Its a mild abrasive, so polishing your engine!
god what I wouldnt give for a cross-section of the engine
It's gonna be like cutting a mechanical Mars bar in half.
we need one of those how a dog works videos but for the goober
What about what you would give?
Its got all the fixings like a big dessert, which is what kids love in an engine
@@xrayjosh I really feel like a mars bar now dammit
Goober - "Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!"
F U L L - O F - C H O C O L A T E
PLEASE name the Goober "Üter"!🤣
@@OverMagnet the 'Goober Uter'
Ute(r)
LOL
8:59 what a wiki page abt my life would say if i had one after i died
The important thing is that it is STILL full of Pepsi.
Just be glad it isn't pilk
I was worried we had a Pepsi boilover when that AC belt walked off the job
Well it was full serviced so I don't see why it would cause any issues
@@kamenraider1175 that would've turned to pheese by now
I'm questioning if whatever made it cornstarch like was the sugar caramelizing
These videos are better advertisements for this car's longevity than any marketing push the manufacturer could come up with.
Seriously, I want one!
Definitely a good contender to the Top Gear Hilux hijinks.
Honestly yeah this is making me want a goober
its proton, its basically the dacia of asia, my neighbour has a beat up 2009 proton persona.
I think it's a better advertisement for James. And maybe Pepsi
"well looked after, very careful owner, even cleaned the sump and checked the bearings on the last oil change"
7:30 "why has it turned off?" sir i may have an answer for you
Like : No way!
I love the eruption of laughter as they run the starter three times, nothing happens and they just lose it laughing 😂😂😂
James laughing while filling the engine added years to my life
18:46 buddy, you NEED airflow in that room, one, because of the smoke, and two, because of the carbon monoxide, and three, because of the carbon dioxide
Don't forget about carbon trioxide
Working with computers taught me that machines run on white smoke, because when all of it goes out it stops working
British car drivers learned this a century ago.
need to keep the magic smoke in
@@burp2019
NOOO HOLDING IT IN DOESN’T DO ANYTHING YOU’RE GOING TO PASS OUT
you bagle
In electrical engineering lab we called this the magic smoke. Once it escapes the gadgets stop working😂
She's ready for Facebook Marketplace
Fuck yeah
“one owner, barely drove it, loved chocolate and pepsi”
"$10,000 FIRM, NO OFFERS! I KNOW WHAT I HAVE!"
"One owner, low miles, regularly maintained, engine runs great, no low ballers I know what I got"
Not after they took the chocolate out.
This is honestly such a great description of how oil works in the engine.
Imagine going to buy a used car and you see "bearings cleaned and reused after replacing oil with nutella" on the car history report.
Don’t forget ran on Pepsi as well
If carfax or whatever lets you enter custom service notes for your VIN this should definitely be recorded
i'd buy it in a heartbeat.
Show me the Carfax
In this economy it’d still be at least $2k
From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia
The Liquid Chocolate Experience is an Australian rock band formed in Australia on September 6th, 2024
I swear to god they all share the same brain cell
LTE MENTIONED
@@lucyakaluckstat I'm so glad I'm not the only one
It's September 6th here in Aus, gotta fix that!
Members:
James: Guitar, Vocals
Wade: Drums
The Goober: Goober
I felt an unreasonable flash of anger when i saw the title and knew I had to watch.
Yeah you can buy mineral oil in the laxative section of pharmacies. Pro tip, don't get shafted on mineral oil branded as for cutting boards or butcher blocks. They're sold at insane margins! Buy the stuff from the pharmacy. It's literally intended to be ingested, so it's perfectly fine for your cutting board
that's what i did after a bit of research. crazy market shit
Why not just use canola oil
@@myownsite it's canola oil
@@myownsite goes rancid. This is a deep deep soak in oil, absorbing as much as it can hold, especially for butcher blocks
@@gamemeister27 I wipe a bit on surface before every use and clean afterwards, I guess any part exposed to air ends up oil free and that's why mine doesn't go rancid
I worked in a Nutella factory, most of the Nutella was automated, but we also made rochers and the nut chocolate mix really gunks everything up even on the machines made specifically to deal with it
So use a different type of chocolate
@@lohostegeNutella isn't chocolate. It's hazelnut butter with chocolate and sugar added.
"Man this looks like an interesting video" *dankpods starts speaking* "WHAT"
Nutella has Hazelnut in it, which is where the grittiness is coming from
Also all the sugar will likely still burn once it gets too hot.
@@RAHelllord nah engines love sugar, that's why I make sure to add a heaping cup to every tank of gas. On an unrelated note what is with cars being single use nowadays? I can't get more than a few miles without the engine blowing up.
I thought it was because Nutella is like 60% sugar.
@@Dagreatdudeman I'd imagine the sugar melted with the chocolate, it getting heated and spun like that wouldn't remove it from the solution. It had to be the hazelnut dust, James described it as like a corn starch texture, while recrystallized sugar would have a gritty, salt like texture.
@@mickleman52 i know right? that's enshittification for you
Doesn't this just prove that Wade literally sees the goober as a child? Thats kinda awesome imo
But he is trying to kill it...
@@Dynamicdrifting Did he stutter?
So it's child abuse
@@Unloaded74 walays has been😂😂😂😂😂😂
and like you do with every child, you fill it with pepsi, nutella, and bunnings-grade laxatives
You've GOTTA find a way to mix diet coke and mentos inside your engine block.
Hearing James sing in a band called the „Liquid Chocolate Experience“ is now on my Bucket List.
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard eat your heart out! Liquid Chocolate Experience is my favourite Aussie act now.
@@anusername8350king gizzard mentioned
top hit CHOCOLATE RAIN
I hope they'll open for Liquid Tension Experiment
A mix between The Chocolate Watchband and The Jimi Hendrix Experience ^^
I’ve been trying for years to get to grips of an engine and it’s been a slow painful struggle, but then I watch one of your garbage time and suddenly huge parts of the process make sense. I’ve read many a Haynes manual and only watching you guys break a car down into bits in the most amazing ways really helps make the whole mesh of machinery make sense
Same! These guys make it a lot easier to understand and it's EXTREMELY entertaining. I could watch a 24 hour long video of them messing around and not get bored of tired. I love them. And all their goobers.
You can add The Bearded Mechanic to the mix and understand motorcycles as well.
Madlads. I'm not a car guy but your commentary, knowledge and enthusiasm made this an interesting watch! Gonna check out more of your stuff now.
James is an absolute maniac. He fixes cars good so he can torture them with cold redlining again
For such a stupid concept, this video was surprisingly educational.
The most important thing I learned, was have a James. That's essential.
@@JG-gl3hb Exactly!
the best way to learn something about something is to break it and figure out how it broke!
I think your caramelized the engine.
In the United States we have a chocolate laxative called Ex-Lax. When I was 5, I thought I was being sneaky and took a whole box out of the fridge and ate it all. That was a hell of a night.
You’re lucky you survived, that’s a classic toxicology situation.
@@AlexofZippo the bro could have been famous on the chapter 12 of the textbook. Still deserves a honorable mention imo
Lucky you didn’t shit out your intestinal tract
@@hex8387a man at a box of laxatives. Here's what happened to his toilet.
Chubbyemu has a video on that. Kid ended up with permanent kidney damage.
The Goober is going to have diabetes
The goober has diabetes now
Did you not see the Pepsi video? The Goober has Ultra Diabetes at this point.
Just add some insulin into the gas tank, and it will be fine*
*DISCLAIMER: Not a medical, engineering, or a financial advice
Goober has diabetes premium 🙏🏻😭
already does, type 87 diabetes
For sale: 1 car, low miles, full records, oil change every 5000 miles and one chocolate change
ICE = Internal Chocolate Engine
A supercharger probably could whip it into a frothy creme or make it thick milkshake😄
@@hassanbeydoun2460😂😋
Am I an Internal Chocolate Engine Gamer?
Tonight on Nugget Gear:
Wade tries Nutella as engine coolant to kill the Goober, Wade attempts to drive sideways in a Holden Monaro VXR, and we take a trip from Geelong to Portland in old Aussie luxury cars.
And Frank is our star in "an car"
I replaced my chocolate with motor oil. Best glass of milk ever.
Everything running smoothly now?
RIP in advance goober. You will bring joy to a future scrapyard one day.
This will be the end of it
noobs
@@thndr_5468 It was not.
Joy, and rage.. if helping my stepdad and myself to get parts we couldn't afford new ones of from the salvage yard is any foreshadowing... it will enrage many with seemingly good parts, that have been abused for our enjoyment.
He gonna bring it to u-pullit lol
You've caked that engine.
No, I think they've tempered it.
@@jwalster9412 I'm a raging chocoholic and I'm jealous that the Goober had that much chocolate poured into it. Even though it was full of laxative.
Apparently not it’s fine
He's going the distance.
don't give him more ideas
5:40 When I'm normally pouring that super expensive oil in my car
This car survived running on nutella, becoming a smokemachine and is STILLL RUNNING ON PEPSI MIND YOU
maybe Pepsi is actually a decent coolant
Diabetesmobile.
Pepsi is colan't
@@spunkyfunkymonke pepsi do be cola tho 🤔
The power of the Campro
I love how it didn’t even knock before dying. It was like it realised it was running on Nutella, and stopped out of pure shock.
*licks lips
"Is this chocol-"
*Just dies
Pepsi coolant, chocolate oil. Give the car sugar (or HFCS) in the gas tank and it'll have diabetes.
wade is what happens when a child makes a wish to become an adult overnight
is this not adult activities?? i'm not aging then
@@halfsine🗿
This poor car is living in the vehicle equivalent of a Saw movie.
Except it doesn't have a choice
@@Nuclear5094 true. So, more like an Eli Roth movie, then?
@@CourtneyCoulson idk who that is, so I wouldnt know. I'd say its in own little version of hell.
"Hello Goober. I'd like to play a game."
I'd say it's more like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream
As a Chocolatier, I can confirm the Goober is not long for this world. While I don't know what the burn temp of Nutella is, when normal chocolate burns, it almost immediately turns into cement.
YOU COULD'VE USED VEGEMITE, WADE
@@gasmasked_bandit do they make jars of vegemite that big?
@@AlexofZippojust buy multiple small jars!
As long as it doesn't contain sugar 😂
@@simonallan9941 No sugar friendo, just pure yeast extract 😎
Nothing but funny smells for years to come
Nah, Vegemite is axel grease
How come I've not come across this channel before?!?😄
Volkswagen precision: some non critical component, 8Nm+90*, brand new bolts required
Proton precision: main bearing caps, 40-60nm will do
incredible
BMW: Must be at exactly 10Nm and 15.6251*, new first-party brass-coated Nickel Titanium bolts required
Proton: uhhhh idk like 42Nm? and if it fits throw it on there
Lada precision: just use self-tapers, it's good enough
Just use the cheapest "oil" you can find. Vegetable oil, used frying oil, beef oil, whatever you can get. Oil is oil.
OiI
Oil
They should get an old Mercedes Diesel and power it with this stuff. This actually works. Used to be the "frugal car guy" hack back in the day, before stricter emissions testing made this a big no-no.
Oil
HE SAID THE O WORD 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🔫 solider🍔
This is our Malaysia's National car, the third gen "Proton Saga".
Run the Nutella trough a SUPER FINE filter to remove the grittyness from the nuts. Would work way better next time if you want to do it again
The idea of anyone repeating this is making me laugh myself to death
Wouldn't that be functionality identical to just running it on pure mineral oil?
@salsamancer nope, due to all the non-mineral oil in the chocolate aswell. Either natural or artificial, which would either do nothing, or become a thin coat of gunk in the pipes/tubes/whatever the chocolate likes to snake into.
Or use actual chocolate instead of calling Nutella chocolate
@@salsamancer @Lordrockerkiller There's also still a bunch of sugar in there. Might not get hot enough to burn to shit, but will probably caramelize and seize up
As a canadian, I get so jealous every time I see a nug like this jacked up and completely rust free underneath. A car that clean, regardless of mechanical problems, would sell for top dollar here. And you guys are putting Pepsi and Nutella in the engine🤣
Also I wonder if this has something to do with the old "put sugar in gas tank to kill car" I bet some sugar in the oil would do the same kind of damage.
Yup. I see 2020 cars writtenn off as scrap because the floor has rusted off and the carpet is all that holds it togetger. Meanwhile these ausies are playing with 20yr old rust free junkers.
Yes as soon as it went up I instantly got jealous. Cars on the dealer lot fresh off the truck look worse here in the rust belt....
It’s really sad. I’m in rust belt USA and in my experience *most* cars without a Nissan CVT would go 250k miles no problem, but unless you’re putting 75k miles a year, the body and frame tends to rust apart before you get there.
This blows my mind as a driver of a 2008 Suzuki Swift. I'm it's third owner and there's not a speck of rust (New Zealand here)
Never hurt of sugar. I’ve heard of bleach to kill the car.
I just came across this channel today, This is the funnest video ive seen all day
Dankpods "man everything is crap and breaks now"
also Dankpods *deliberatly tries to break one of the few relaible things he owns*
also dankpods "exclusively uses apple products and somehow complain about anything breaking ever"
He's Switched to Linux I think
Good Day Space_Reptile How Do You Do Fellow Person In This Comment Section
Its well known that he traded a drum set for this car and wants to see how much wanton abuse an excessively cheap car can handle, he already has a reliable car, its the Leaf, so he's not out too much if this thing blows a new window in its block.
@@moodfm5673He does it for comedy, but also he gets serious, he also uses Linux now, besides, no one can complain about anything they use now?????
Put a CRAIG MP3 player as a spark plug set.
You cant
Its not a question if its possible or not. It just has to be done.
Or have James make it into the head unit using just an Ali-Express purchased amplifier and DC-DC converter. Then super glue that shit to the dash.
@@floppyiphone99🤓🤓
That feels illegal man
Honestly, this series has been the best at explaining the importance of proper car maintenance. Sure, my car doesn't have chocolate in it, but bad stuff can still happen if it's not changed or not the right oil. Peak worst case. Should show this in drivers license courses
Lowering the volume of the ugga duggas (impact gun for non Aussies) is god tier editing
I will never get over the fact that they are called ugga duggas in australian.
ugga dugga is universal no?
It's adorable that you think uggadugga is unique to Australia
lmao that's unironically what people call impact guns?
Unga bunga
so glad in the past year youve been getting the fame u deserve. been a og drum thing fan
"why has it turned off?" has got to be the best question ever asked under these circumstances
Truly, one of the greatest mysteries of our time
that would certainly pass the descirption of _"Slightly Used & Abused"_
but in all fairness thats the kind of TRUST i want in a car.
can run on pepsi? yup. can run on booze? if you say so. overdose on full service spray? Sure thing. have a taste of CHOCOLATE and live to tell the tale. Sir yes Sir! like thats what i want
They dont make them how they used to!
they should try this with a 2020s kia or something😂
@@3HUNNAGLORYBOY omg I would love that lmao
As someone who owns a goober irl I couldn't agree with you more
How great is Bunnings honestly, should do a vidya on the sheer amazingness of the random stuff there
20:38 “it’s successively full of beans”
I was not expecting a Ross Creations crossover today
Foreshadowing?
Samsung Beans?
Mission accomplished 👌
*successfully (but yea you probably meant that)
GLORIOUS MALAYSIAN ENGINEERING RAAAAAHHHHH!
But on a serious note, my neighbor has been driving the goober since 2012 and is on about 180,000km on the odometer. HE HAS NEVER BROUGHT IT TO SERVICE. Oil running dry? Top it up! Brakes not braking? Slam on it harder! Overheating? Fill it up with more tap water!
Bing bam boom, good as new. Not like it was good when it was new anyways.
just pee in there that might bring it back to life🤣🤣
The next step is to put "strawberry milk" in the transmission.
Just love that a funnel was not a consideration
James is a professional 👌
2:30 "Oh yeah... it's a car innit?"
Such insightful commentary. Thank you Wade, for enlightening us all
Is... Is this Dankpods? I should have known based on the premise.
I cannot BELIEVE yall managed to get it back and running after the bearings spun
I am ASTONISHED at how durable that little Malaysian-built Proton is! The Goober's builder (and its tinkerers) should be proud :-)
i can assure you that even perodua people claim that could outlast the saga will get them raising forks in the air after seeing this video. these models were built like the nokia 3310 i guess.
18:10 that laughter must be scaring away all the chicks😂😂😂
Oh God this takes the whole "There's some fudge on the underside of the oil cap mate." horror to a whole new order of magnitude...
it usually isn't good when your car leaks CHOCOLATE
I love the background music, not too loud and not too quiet, just right!
12:56 missed opportunity for a “Chocolate Rain” reference here I feel like
I was thinking the same thing😅
I love how Wade tries everything to end the goober. Today he did...
Today he did... NOT SUCCEED, GOOBER FOREVER 😂
Did it die? Yes...
But it lived!
GOOBER IS DEAD, LONG LIVE GOOBER
@@KingofJ95 It got better 🙂
One of those videos where I go in, fully expecting to be click baited, and get proven wrong
mate you see where you went wrong is using nutella as the additive for your mineral oil, as all engines have a tree nut allergy (fyi this is probably the corn starch looking stuff you kept seeing). You gotta use hershey's chocolate syrup next time.
I doubt they have nonsense US chocolate in Australia. They get the good stuff from Europe.
@@paulbaker9879 if it's so good then why didn't the goober run longer?
@@paulbaker9879We do actually
It's all shits and giggles until you change the oil in a car you actually care about and it comes out lookin' like chocolate milk. Emulsifiiied
Everyone has been made for some particular work, and the desire for that work has been put in every heart.
I live in boston and I quite literally have never seen the undercarriage of a car that clean, here they come rusted out
well fix then buy it new in Canada and pay for the undercoat option when you buy it new problem solved the under carriage coating stops that issue with the undercarriage rusting out over time🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol every car in Oregon is like that, I've got a 20 year old Chevy cavalier I barely maintain and its undercarriage is still as good as it was when I bought it 20 years ago (other parts not so much 🤣)
I live in the uk, our cars come off the production line rusty 😂
its chunky because Nutella is a hazel nut and cocoa spread so the rolled up bits is all the hazel nuts that where ground up.
couldn't really believe it until i saw it. left a sub immidately after, quality content!
Wade and James’ cackle being progressively drowned out and the result of vehicular mad scientist experiments following shortly at 18:08 is *exactly* why I’ve subscribed to this channel
Garage 54 meets Willy Wonka meets Aussies, amazing! The gritty substance in the pan is probably the hazelnuts...
Nutella is not chocolate. It's palm oil with sugar (55%) and little bit of hazelnuts (13%) and cocoa (7,4%). Why not use actual chocolate? You basically put vegetable oil with sugar in there, not chocolate.
Fun fact mineral oil can also be used to oil guitar fretboards.. I used it all the time on my rosewood boards.
Cutting boards, too!
I’ve never oiled my fretboards in ten years of playing. Wonder if I should
I use gun oil, which is really just mineral oil but now my bass smells like a Smith & Wesson so that's cool.
@@epsilon6516 I would if you live in a dry environment. If you live in a wet, humid environment you really don't have to, though I do like to clean my fretboard every couple of string changes
@@Acre00 natural finger oil does build up over time, and it hasn't been an issue so far...
oh. oh. oh no. 11:23 that's gore of my comfort character.
I love how i got a mid roll for chocolate
That made this video 10X better
How does James explain his day to his wife?
"Installed chocolate into the engine today"
Maybe he does not have one...
@@Vixen1525he does
@@Vixen1525yes he does
First giving The Goober diarrhea and then helping them heal from it in one single video. This is one dedicated bully and mechanic right there.