The "I Believe Song"

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  • @stevenwagner-rx7ew
    @stevenwagner-rx7ew 11 місяців тому +22

    The "I Believe" thing i think it should be a game for anyone to play

    • @RayGoettler
      @RayGoettler 9 днів тому +1

      Absolutely. I.... Believe!!!!!

  • @neighborhoodnimrod5249
    @neighborhoodnimrod5249 Рік тому +37

    "I believe, the crippled stool is the Cadillac of the poopin stool".

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 місяці тому +1

      I believe, you and Larry are correct.

    • @RayGoettler
      @RayGoettler 9 днів тому

      The first I heard Larry say The Pooping Stool I nearly peed myself from laughing so hard.

  • @taraguiness6874
    @taraguiness6874 9 місяців тому +21

    2024 still the best crew ever

  • @sneakinggodzilla6328
    @sneakinggodzilla6328 7 років тому +459

    I believe that that the world needs more "Blue Collar Tv"

    • @jeremysmits9784
      @jeremysmits9784 6 років тому +15

      Per Bjerre Jespersen I believe this comment needs more likes 👍

    • @LizCiccone
      @LizCiccone 5 років тому +4

      @@jeremysmits9784 meet too, so I gave it one!

    • @hatmakerhuntingandfishing2800
      @hatmakerhuntingandfishing2800 5 років тому +3

      Per Bjerre Jespersen a whole channel of it

    • @cainpeele1083
      @cainpeele1083 3 роки тому

      I wish.... they would just say its Facist Neo Nazi White Supremacist

    • @redneckillinois2030
      @redneckillinois2030 3 роки тому +3

      Yep cause its actually funny

  • @maryloutangye1831
    @maryloutangye1831 Рік тому +21

    I love these guys
    They are so funny
    I wish they were on tv again

  • @coleritts4901
    @coleritts4901 8 років тому +90

    "The Crippled Stool"
    Omg! That's what I'm calling it from now on! 😂😂

  • @AlJacksonSongwriter
    @AlJacksonSongwriter 2 роки тому +20

    Four class act comedians...that didn't need f-bombs to make me laugh. Way to go guys.. AJ

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 5 років тому +321

    "What year is your birthday?"
    "Every year."
    *I'M DEAD* 😂😂😂😂

  • @ThMnWthNNm
    @ThMnWthNNm 5 років тому +201

    “I believe what goes up must come down. And if it ain’t down in four hours, you need to console your physician.”

  • @GrantBlackwell-j9r
    @GrantBlackwell-j9r 8 місяців тому +3

    I believe that what you don't know can't hurt you, but what you know you don't know will kick your ass!

  • @22roseblue9
    @22roseblue9 4 роки тому +24

    May I wish Larry the Cable Guy a belated Happy Birthday, 17 Feb 2020!!!

  • @redraven699
    @redraven699 8 років тому +73

    I Believe... I love watching these four men!!

  • @aurevoiralex
    @aurevoiralex 8 років тому +287

    "I believe guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do!" :P

  • @petermyers479
    @petermyers479 4 роки тому +14

    “Hand rails for power squeezing.” Hahahahaha Hahahahaha.

  • @LarathainStarlight
    @LarathainStarlight 5 років тому +289

    True life advice: "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party"

    • @fayewest7335
      @fayewest7335 Рік тому +5

      I Believe you should only drink when ur alone or with somebody 😅

    • @chasejstair1
      @chasejstair1 11 місяців тому

      I Believe That A Shot Heard Around The World Is Spinning Faster Than Spending Money Than Being Broke

    • @Lamont-Cranston
      @Lamont-Cranston 9 місяців тому

      When life hands you means, call them yellow oranges and sell them for twice the price- G.S.

  • @daviddavidson8050
    @daviddavidson8050 5 років тому +44

    You guys should have gotten an Emmy or a Mark Twain Award for this Mr. Foxworthy. Love you guys! God bless.

  • @bfowler4350
    @bfowler4350 4 роки тому +12

    I believe, this was THE BEST COMEDY TOUR OF ALL TIME!

  • @ozzykrahn806
    @ozzykrahn806 Рік тому +21

    dont matter how many times i watch this, still makes me smile

  • @ThunderFist1978
    @ThunderFist1978 7 років тому +66

    I believe... that anyone who says ignorance is bliss, never went on a blind date.

  • @patt646
    @patt646 3 роки тому +14

    I believe these guys need to come back today to bring some comedy into the world, We need it bad!!!

  • @ToruKun1
    @ToruKun1 5 років тому +182

    "I believe the cripple stool is the Cadillac of the poopin' stools" I think this every time I take a dump in a handicap stall 😂

  • @fayewest7335
    @fayewest7335 Рік тому +4

    The cropplestool n those power squeezerails bout killed me

  • @W.Afton154
    @W.Afton154 2 роки тому +6

    I belive we need more of these guy together

  • @ChaosBahamut
    @ChaosBahamut 8 років тому +183

    "Power squeezing"
    I'll have to remember that next time I get blocked up.

  • @GreyGuerillaNetwork
    @GreyGuerillaNetwork 7 місяців тому +5

    *"I believe...* that sometimes coffee can provide you better relief than a laxative can."

  • @paulricelli5520
    @paulricelli5520 4 роки тому +27

    "I BELIEVE" you should NEVER walk on ice with your hands in your pockets 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sheilaadkins6636
      @sheilaadkins6636 8 місяців тому +2

      Me too😂 I got two black eyes that way a few years ago🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @lauranyc4966
    @lauranyc4966 3 роки тому +11

    Such a chilled atmosphere 👍🏻😂👌🏻♥️

  • @MrStevew53
    @MrStevew53 5 років тому +43

    I believe.....when you're playing Bingo, using the phrase "a meal for two with a hairy view" is definitely NOT the way you should call out the number "69"! Lmao!!!

    • @EskenRock
      @EskenRock Рік тому +1

      B18 is a better call out. Cause it is.

    • @kraig8812
      @kraig8812 3 місяці тому

      lol 😆

  • @dodgeman4360
    @dodgeman4360 5 років тому +43

    "you got rails for power squeezes"....God yes...

  • @claudedalton8970
    @claudedalton8970 2 роки тому +4

    LOVE IT! ESPECIALLY THE HITLERLY CLINTON JOKE!

  • @scottrayhons2537
    @scottrayhons2537 2 роки тому +6

    All these guys compliment each other. That was great guys!

  • @dennisszantyr7636
    @dennisszantyr7636 Рік тому +3

    Still miss you guys. We need that humor in today's world

  • @Shadow-Walker-13
    @Shadow-Walker-13 5 років тому +234

    I believe that bravery is trusting a fart is just a fart when you've got the runs.

    • @superior_guardian
      @superior_guardian 5 років тому +8

      Easier said than done lol

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 роки тому +11

      Many a man has gambled.....
      ....and LOST! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @EdnaSpoonhands
      @EdnaSpoonhands 2 роки тому +1

      That's a good one! 🤣

    • @billdowney6891
      @billdowney6891 Рік тому

      Now thats funny right there!!

    • @lukespector5550
      @lukespector5550 Рік тому

      I believe I believe in your philosophy.

  • @foxboy72006
    @foxboy72006 6 років тому +46

    "Crippled Stool!" I almost pissed myself laughing 😂😂

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 5 років тому +3

      You have rails for power squeezing.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jvieira3807
    @jvieira3807 5 років тому +41

    Larry is hands down the best, but they are all hilarious!

  • @joshuathewelder24
    @joshuathewelder24 6 років тому +345

    "I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to collect the insurance money to make the truck payment"

    • @BSE1320
      @BSE1320 5 років тому +14

      I cried with laughter. I know a few guys who would do precisely that.

    • @sarahnichols6445
      @sarahnichols6445 4 роки тому +3

      luke

    • @soundbitesarenotenoughform1377
      @soundbitesarenotenoughform1377 4 роки тому +4

      The Cable Guy said he done that at 2:41.
      Isn't this stealing?
      Is it stealing or looting when financial firms "acquired" dozens of homes in a neighborhood during the subprime mortgage crisis of the Great Recession?
      Is it looting when seven health care industry organizations receive a combined total of $1.5 billion from the federal CARES Act and furloughs and lays off over 30,000 employees during the pandemic?
      Is it looting when an un-elected government manager raided the funding of Flint Michigan which resulted in polluting the drinking water?
      Is it looting when multi-national corporations moved whole factories and plants to Mexico, China, and Vietnam where many workers don't have protection against plant fires (fire doors, fire extinguishers and sprinklers) or cancer causing substances such as asbestos in Vietnam?

    • @RubberTheRedneck
      @RubberTheRedneck 4 роки тому +4

      @@soundbitesarenotenoughform1377 comedy ain't your strong suit is it?

    • @garyevans3421
      @garyevans3421 4 роки тому +2

      @@RubberTheRedneck a certain type never are the life of the party. 😂

  • @chrisanderson2787
    @chrisanderson2787 5 років тому +136

    As a truck driver
    "I believe if you let someone cut in front of you in traffic and they dont give you the little "wave" it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath em break em loose and put em into the wall"
    I could not agree more

    • @torrie8807
      @torrie8807 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂😂i loved that ome

    • @dragondancer1814
      @dragondancer1814 5 років тому +1

      Chris Anderson Especially on the Beltway!

    • @grizzfan08
      @grizzfan08 3 роки тому +1

      You got that right. And apparently the audience agreed too.

    • @walterbriggs272
      @walterbriggs272 Рік тому +1

      Especially in Atlanta Georgia

  • @Normal1855
    @Normal1855 5 років тому +191

    I love this kind of comedy. It isn't nasty, but it isn't politically correct either.

  • @petercunnius4028
    @petercunnius4028 3 роки тому +8

    I believe these guys should get together again!

  • @dawgsfan1196
    @dawgsfan1196 4 роки тому +1

    All 4 of these movies need to be on Netflix

  • @sueknapp2171
    @sueknapp2171 5 років тому +1

    Jeff and Larry I've seen your show on Netflix ,you are the best

  • @zoomiesx3632
    @zoomiesx3632 5 років тому +6

    Love these gentlemen #REALCOMICS

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 2 місяці тому

    I believe that the three “Blue Collar Comedy Tour”s and “Them Idiots: Whirled Tour” are my four all-time favorite shows.

  • @Shawnx-jb7sv
    @Shawnx-jb7sv 6 років тому +10

    Hilarious! Great job guys! That panel must have cost a fortune to assemble! Allstars!

  • @heatherjohnson6921
    @heatherjohnson6921 4 роки тому +9

    I believe that these 4 guys are the funniest guys ever

  • @annholcomb578
    @annholcomb578 Рік тому +3

    Love your comedy shows

  • @ozzykrahn806
    @ozzykrahn806 3 роки тому +3

    i believe these people needs todo a reunion

  • @rubynance7562
    @rubynance7562 Рік тому

    God 😂 I love these guys
    Ron White,Bill Engvall ,Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry The Cable guy 💖❤️ .The Best Comedians ever

  • @dudermam
    @dudermam 4 роки тому +3

    Words of wisdom.

  • @bendavidson7122
    @bendavidson7122 8 місяців тому +2

    I Believe I have All 3 DVD's of Blue Collar Comedy Tour

    • @williambryan3346
      @williambryan3346 2 місяці тому

      Be sure to add “Them Idiots: Whirled Tour” to that collection. It’s Jeff, Bill, and Larry together. Ron went back to doing his solo work and opted out of doing a fourth “Blue Collar Comedy” show. “Them Idiots” is the unofficial fourth show and just as funny.

  • @marybarrett146
    @marybarrett146 6 років тому +2

    I believe that this is the best one out of them all.

  • @hunterlawson1333
    @hunterlawson1333 5 років тому +131

    I believe if you have a stadium full of midgets who stand up to do the wave it's a ripple

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 5 років тому +5

      I was rolling when I heard that. 🤣

    • @palerider2764
      @palerider2764 4 роки тому +3

      Low tide lol

    • @muttproductions2536
      @muttproductions2536 4 роки тому +3

      I take that back. We're all going to hell. But it's not like we won't know anybody there.

    • @lewiskemp5893
      @lewiskemp5893 3 роки тому

      Omg Im going to hell too. This is funny as hell

    • @dawgsfan1196
      @dawgsfan1196 3 роки тому +1

      That and the "boil" joke was hilarious 😂

  • @paulwilliams5208
    @paulwilliams5208 10 місяців тому +1

    "what year is your birthday?" - "every year" - he's your sign

  • @face730
    @face730 Рік тому +1

    love them all

  • @teacupjojo7437
    @teacupjojo7437 5 років тому +13

    I believe I may have found a new favourite UA-cam channel tonight! So funny! I'm in the UK and you appeal to my sense of humour in all the best ways! 😊😂😂

  • @michellejackson6679
    @michellejackson6679 2 місяці тому

    I believe.. it don't get any better than this.. lol.. I'm crying laughing. great stuff right here.

  • @kibbleracingteamturbor6335
    @kibbleracingteamturbor6335 4 роки тому +1

    Uncle Larry you are so funny EVERY YEAR

  • @donaldtimmons7675
    @donaldtimmons7675 2 роки тому

    Pure Sweetness, love you guys!

  • @aggrolynx8117
    @aggrolynx8117 5 років тому +1

    Awesome I love y'all guys

  • @GuitarMan0124
    @GuitarMan0124 4 роки тому +5

    I believe I’m going to do this with my family! 🤣🤣🤣 I also Believe Larry should learn to play the guitar 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MGreen-vz6yb
    @MGreen-vz6yb 2 роки тому

    They are the best!

  • @rhamondsantos1858
    @rhamondsantos1858 Рік тому +1

    "-when it's your birthday?
    -February 17th..
    -no, what year is your birthday?
    -Every year.."
    U better be prepared when questioning an aquarius! 😂 😂 😂

  • @dennisrodriguez4456
    @dennisrodriguez4456 3 місяці тому +1

    These guys are funny

  • @JamesNolte-n3c
    @JamesNolte-n3c Рік тому

    Greatest show ever seen

  • @iannorman
    @iannorman 7 років тому +8

    fucking brilliant ,, wonderfull , crying with laughter ,, ,from an English man

  • @JBLUE97
    @JBLUE97 7 років тому +11

    Your a cool guy jeff and a original.👍

  • @rikkibarrett6810
    @rikkibarrett6810 Рік тому

    i love them all

  • @ClutchEqualsHome
    @ClutchEqualsHome 10 років тому +10

    Blue Collar Comedy Whirled Tour. It's available on Netflix.

  • @Pinkranger87
    @Pinkranger87 5 років тому +4

    The future NASCAR fan is spot on

  • @saragrant9749
    @saragrant9749 Рік тому +1

    “He’s thought this out” omg dying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @drakehonest2
      @drakehonest2 Рік тому

      Hello how are you doing today?😊

  • @DeniseAnderson-g9p
    @DeniseAnderson-g9p 22 дні тому

    Love you guys so Hysterical 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 4 роки тому +2

    I believe... the comment section here, is better than the comment section in most places.

  • @johnw2026
    @johnw2026 3 роки тому +4

    I believe.... That these 4 guys need to go on Family Feud... Them on one side, with Jeff Dunham, Peanut, Walter, and Achmed on the other! 😂🤣

  • @robertvandermay9647
    @robertvandermay9647 5 років тому +15

    4:17 Bill is impressed with Leary’s wisdom

  • @robertdees2442
    @robertdees2442 3 роки тому +2

    I believe that if you see Christmas lights in your rearview mirror you're looking at a d.u.i. at least.

  • @nicidevine6670
    @nicidevine6670 2 роки тому +1

    Great 👍 Team of comedians 😂

  • @jairret88burgess42
    @jairret88burgess42 3 роки тому +1

    Good quote on his joke

  • @destiny.f2732
    @destiny.f2732 Рік тому

    The fire some with. I believe. Great show

  • @bryanpark2760
    @bryanpark2760 5 років тому +3

    I believe in blue collar comedy.

  • @patrickorourke41
    @patrickorourke41 3 роки тому

    I believe, there is nothing more relieving than that poop you take when it’s about to be a photo finish.

  • @TheRealArtimusKnight
    @TheRealArtimusKnight 4 роки тому +2

    I believe, what goes up, must come down. Just like what goes in, must come out.

    • @kraig8812
      @kraig8812 3 місяці тому

      😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @timteevin4517
    @timteevin4517 2 роки тому +1

    Everybody should believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

  • @robertinman2264
    @robertinman2264 3 роки тому +1

    You are 100 percent right Larry, the cripple stall is the Cadillac of stalls.

  • @katiequasebarth3815
    @katiequasebarth3815 4 роки тому +3

    Cadillac pooping stool. I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JudyWhewell-rp9tu
    @JudyWhewell-rp9tu 10 місяців тому +1

    😅 Hilarious

  • @scottlang7271
    @scottlang7271 3 роки тому +2

    A musical masterpiece....lol :)

  • @andrewbabb2510
    @andrewbabb2510 10 років тому +245

    If you can't say anything nice about somebody, you must be talking about Hillary Clinton...
    I love these guys

    • @marissafinch8879
      @marissafinch8879 10 років тому +12

      I believe that if you let someone cut in front of you in traffic and they don't give you the little wave, it should be perfectly legal to get up underneath them get them loose and put them into the wall.

    • @illusionistdave1
      @illusionistdave1 6 років тому +2

      Deplorable fucking piece of shit.

    • @02091992able
      @02091992able 6 років тому +11

      When her campaign ads came up on television before the 2016 elections my eyes and ears would bleed so before the commercials I would have to divert my eyes and mute the television so I would bleed until the ads where gone it was a great day when I saw Trump had won the look on Hillary's face was comical when she had to do the speech for when she lost instead of her winning speech. Jesus Christ she was one step away from being the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones she just didn't cause my face to melt and cause me to explode with the amount of BS that came out of her during her speeches and shit.

    • @LizCiccone
      @LizCiccone 5 років тому

      @@illusionistdave1 what's your problem?

    • @stevenwolfe9085
      @stevenwolfe9085 5 років тому +4

      That statement was way ahead of its time.

  • @peanutchicken13
    @peanutchicken13 4 роки тому +2

    I believe that when you get called to the principles office even if you didn't do anything you go "what did I do"

  • @xandernorton6798
    @xandernorton6798 6 років тому +11

    i couldnt stop laughing since the moment I turnd this on

  • @jvieira3807
    @jvieira3807 3 роки тому +2

    These four are true comic legends. Hahahahahah!!!! 🤣

  • @RltnspdEMA
    @RltnspdEMA Рік тому +1

    This was hilarious! I laughed the entire time!!

  • @coleritts4901
    @coleritts4901 8 років тому +608

    "If you can't say something nice about somebody, you must be talkin about Hillary Clinton."
    Jeff Foxworthy nailed it years in advance....

    • @turncatestream2331
      @turncatestream2331 6 років тому +4

      I Am Ratman18 so true

    • @personmcperson4440
      @personmcperson4440 6 років тому +14

      I'll bet she'll look great in orange coveralls.
      All the murderers in D block will feel better about themselves in comparison once she's assigned to a cell there.
      Once she's dead, the world will be a better place.
      AND (my personal favorite) :
      Hillary convinced me to vote for Trump.
      See? You can say all kinds of nice things about her.

    • @nighttime5585
      @nighttime5585 6 років тому +2

      I Am Ratman18
      Agreed

    • @lesliewhite3208
      @lesliewhite3208 6 років тому +6

      Amen thank god she is not

    • @alucardalucard7412
      @alucardalucard7412 6 років тому +7

      fuck you hilery

  • @jdolaktv
    @jdolaktv 5 років тому +5

    I believe that if everything in the world offends you, that you just got out of your mother’s basement.

  • @victerhamm8555
    @victerhamm8555 4 роки тому +3

    I believe if these guys started their careers today it would have been a very short one.

  • @penelopeclearwater4454
    @penelopeclearwater4454 2 роки тому +1

    It hurt a lil laughing but it was worth it!

  • @brianstewart3897
    @brianstewart3897 3 роки тому +1

    I believe that going to the family reunion to meet women is how Larry the Cable Guy was born.

  • @Rotorhead1651
    @Rotorhead1651 Рік тому +1

    "I BELIEVE.....no matter how hard you try, you cannot baptize cats." - Larry the Cable Guy

  • @conradknoblock8890
    @conradknoblock8890 8 років тому +51

    I believe that Britney Spears should be Baskin robins 31 flavors, ha ha 2 scoops

    • @HarveyDenton989
      @HarveyDenton989 5 років тому +2

      No thanks probably would taste like meth and jizz

  • @NateRivers
    @NateRivers 6 років тому +2

    i believe i have to watch all 3 Blue Collar Comedy Tours again.

  • @nancyladd7159
    @nancyladd7159 3 роки тому

    Crazy 🤣 guys!😂