Official Ron White - I Got Thrown Out of a Bar

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  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 7 років тому +1353

    My all time favorite Ron White quote will forever be "I had the right to remain silent....But I didn't have the ability."

    • @deveryshepardson3640
      @deveryshepardson3640 4 роки тому +27

      I love that one too, but I gotta go with “...stupid is forever...”

    • @Kevin-hn6wp
      @Kevin-hn6wp 2 роки тому

      @@deveryshepardson3640 Yah , you can't fix stupid .

    • @paulfolson7724
      @paulfolson7724 2 роки тому +38

      “How far can the plane make it on one engine?”
      “All the way to the scene of the crash”

    • @sappygirl1955
      @sappygirl1955 2 роки тому +8

      I love that quote, too!😂

    • @sappygirl1955
      @sappygirl1955 2 роки тому +8

      And..."You can't fix stupid!"😂 lol

  • @jeffbollen5276
    @jeffbollen5276 Рік тому +134

    “…[T]hey were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk.” 😂🤣😂

  • @nickolasroig7360
    @nickolasroig7360 2 роки тому +461

    Saw him live last night on his farewell tour and right at the end he thanked everyone for his long career and he got a standing ovation and as soon as everyone settled down this man lit his cigar took a long drag looked at the crowd for second then took a sip of his tequila and gazed out at the crowd like a old gun slinger and said “i got thrown out of bar in New York City” and the place erupted. Amazing talent amazing man long live Ron White aka Tater Salad

    • @hadisonbates
      @hadisonbates Рік тому +26

      He did it Friday night. His 2nd to last show lol same reaction from the crowd. Bet that never gets old

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean Рік тому +8

      pretty legendary; close to impossible to put together a better routine than this one
      (there are 2.6k people who have downvoted this atm, whaaaat ???)

    • @Hyggyldy
      @Hyggyldy Рік тому +3

      That had to be something truly special.

    • @718Gilbert
      @718Gilbert Рік тому +3

      Didn't he quit drinking?

    • @SherryChisholm
      @SherryChisholm 9 місяців тому +4

      I love Love LOVE Ron White. ❤

  • @MrKaraokeguy88
    @MrKaraokeguy88 2 роки тому +478

    He’s told this story for about 20 years and it’s still funny

    • @runoz2839
      @runoz2839 2 роки тому +1

      😆😆😆ALWAYS!!! 😆😆😆

    • @gwncih1
      @gwncih1 2 роки тому +3

      I heard it in 1991 at the Addison, Tx Improv

    • @gwncih1
      @gwncih1 2 роки тому +3

      Also heard it in Irving, Texas last night

    • @TransRoofKorean
      @TransRoofKorean 2 роки тому +1

      @@gwncih1 Seriously? that's nuts! the idea that one can write one joke...
      certainly he's improved it since then, don't get me wrong

    • @marilyntregwin1696
      @marilyntregwin1696 2 роки тому +4

      It"s all about his persona and presentation

  • @Siknik64
    @Siknik64 6 років тому +561

    "You ever forget? Happened to me." This man truly understands the human condition.

    • @alexludavertigo6926
      @alexludavertigo6926 9 місяців тому +6

      1:51 🤣it’s a handy lil piece of information to halve right there

  • @Fire-Spray73
    @Fire-Spray73 2 роки тому +101

    “I don’t think so Scooter...” Pure gold!🤣🤣🤣

    • @cammiegress
      @cammiegress 2 місяці тому +1

      I don’t think so Turbo got me thrown out one time in the 80’s lololol

    • @cindywylie890
      @cindywylie890 2 місяці тому +2

      I use that line a lot.

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet8157 3 роки тому +42

    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability." LOL! AND the "Tater Salad" story! LOVE IT!

    • @ronaldferrucci3756
      @ronaldferrucci3756 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, if a police officer told me I had the right to remain silent I would just be like “lot of good that will do”

  • @jerryupp9626
    @jerryupp9626 Рік тому +29

    Mr. Ron White I just want to say THAN YOU for your many years of stand up comedy. You gave me many laughs over the years. Enjoy your retirement and your family

  • @steviethespring
    @steviethespring 3 роки тому +2144

    i got a drunk in public ticket one time and this was literally the defense my lawyer used. "He wasn't in public, until he was forced into public" it actually worked.

    • @GizmoRob176
      @GizmoRob176 3 роки тому +138

      You can thank Ron "TaterSalad" White.

    • @Bayougirl78
      @Bayougirl78 3 роки тому +99

      The old "Tater Loophole" Lol

    • @michaelbenson8529
      @michaelbenson8529 3 роки тому +15

      That story was hilarious

    • @bobberto3399
      @bobberto3399 2 роки тому +50

      Uncle had a similar charges dropped. Its what's know as the tater clause.

    • @Ethernet480
      @Ethernet480 2 роки тому +21

      Judge is a tater salad fan

  • @debm.5588
    @debm.5588 3 роки тому +191

    My favorite line, “ I don’t know how many it’s going to TAKE to whip my ass, but I know how many they’re going to USE!!” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
      @AnonYmous-mc5zx 2 роки тому +17

      It's a handy little peice of information to have.

    • @Captain_Dick_Swett
      @Captain_Dick_Swett 5 місяців тому

      That's a great chorus for a country song I'll tell you what

    • @DouglasJBoyd-fz9fb
      @DouglasJBoyd-fz9fb 4 місяці тому

      From personal experience this is so true LMAO

  • @Valstein0
    @Valstein0 2 роки тому +75

    Ron The White is one of the best storytellers

  • @spiff2268
    @spiff2268 3 роки тому +70

    Ron White is a great story teller, plain and simple. A rare thing indeed.

  • @raylampert1243
    @raylampert1243 3 роки тому +88

    The telegraph gag is what gets me. "If you knew Morse Code you'd already know that."

  • @Mbbrog
    @Mbbrog 4 роки тому +546

    “This guy lived 4 doors down from me in a town with less than 400 people.....we’ve met” that line always gets me

    • @hjhgaming8634
      @hjhgaming8634 4 роки тому +24

      Growing up ten miles from Fritch, Texas I can attest to that being true

    • @DinsdalePiranha67
      @DinsdalePiranha67 4 роки тому +11

      I didn't grow up in a town quite as small, but most of us knew most of the rest of us.

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 3 роки тому +19

      @@DinsdalePiranha67 For a while,I lived in a Kentucky town that was so small,the dentist & proctologist was the same guy.
      If you scheduled your dental work first thing in the morning,you were generally okay.

    • @tysparks598
      @tysparks598 2 роки тому +12

      @@DinsdalePiranha67 same. When I go back, no matter where I go I run into someone I know.
      My GF said, "You must have been pretty popular?" & I said, "There's a difference between popular & notorious. I'm the latter."

    • @glendagoodewright3438
      @glendagoodewright3438 2 роки тому +6

      After living in a small town as a kid, this really made me smile 🤩

  • @anniehewitt8730
    @anniehewitt8730 6 років тому +267

    “They were stopping every vehicle traveling down that particular sidewalk” DEAAAD😂

  • @mikeashcraft4354
    @mikeashcraft4354 2 роки тому +71

    How long can we fly with one engine?
    All the way to the scene of the crash!
    Always loved your sense of humor and down to earth delivery Ron.

  • @GlobalTubeTruth
    @GlobalTubeTruth 6 років тому +97

    This guy is genuinely funny. His personna is so authentic. I don't know what he'd be doing if he didn't have a job that he could drink while doing it.

    • @naomiemoore5725
      @naomiemoore5725 Рік тому +3

      Had a completely different profession and I always had a bottle of something in my office. On random Friday mornings we would do shots with coffee. No matter what hell we were put through that day, it went a little better.

  • @prestondillon2976
    @prestondillon2976 4 роки тому +495

    “I don’t wanna be drunk in pub-lic I wanna be drunk in a goddamn bar” he does have a point

    • @chrisnichols4478
      @chrisnichols4478 2 роки тому +8

      In Virginia, you can be sitting in your own living room, drunk...if you happen to have your front door open where someone driving or walking by can see you...that's drunk in public

    • @terribeauchamp7266
      @terribeauchamp7266 2 роки тому +5

      And when he got thrown out of the bar he was hurled out.🤣

    • @Blaze-cr2iu
      @Blaze-cr2iu 9 місяців тому +3

      @@chrisnichols4478that’s utterly stupid, how does that make any sense 😂 even if the door is open you’re on your own property in your house. I could never live there being Irish, I’d be drinking on my porch on a nice day.

    • @chrisnichols4478
      @chrisnichols4478 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Blaze-cr2iu Preaching to the choir, buddy..i don't think it gets enforced very often, but its a law

  • @Bayougirl78
    @Bayougirl78 12 років тому +617

    "At that point I had the RIGHT to remain silent, but I didn't have the ABILITY"... Lol, one of my favorite quotes :)

  • @johnbarone8948
    @johnbarone8948 5 років тому +188

    Ron's impersonation of a New York City bouncer is priceless!!

  • @eternalhalloween1
    @eternalhalloween1 12 років тому +68

    One of my favorite lines of his is: "Don't you just love it when someone has a genuine problem, and then they attach a solution to it that doesn't have anything to do with the problem?"

  • @mandymarshall9220
    @mandymarshall9220 4 роки тому +23

    I only just discovered Ron White tonight.....I have to say he's had me in hysterical laughter!

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 3 роки тому

      Hello Mandy
      How are you. I hope you are doing ok. I saw your comment here am a fan, am hoping we can both get to know each other and be friends what do you think.

  • @scottk8245R
    @scottk8245R 2 роки тому +20

    18 years and this still holds

  • @sartainja
    @sartainja 4 роки тому +157

    Only Ron could spin a public drunk arrest in NYC into career.

  • @dcongramful
    @dcongramful 8 років тому +191

    Probably the best delivery in the business.

    • @brandoncrawford8638
      @brandoncrawford8638 7 років тому +2

      Yes y

    • @glytzhkof
      @glytzhkof 5 років тому +3

      "Comedy is about timing and rhythm".
      Good timing & Rhythm: ua-cam.com/video/OISGykO6Z7U/v-deo.html
      Unperfected timing & Rhythm: ua-cam.com/video/RBmkqaBMMI8/v-deo.html

    • @honolulublues5548
      @honolulublues5548 3 роки тому

      Should be, he's been doing the same joke, with variations for nearly 40 years.

  • @knaziringram4589
    @knaziringram4589 4 роки тому +30

    Thank you tater salad White your comedy got me through a cross country road gig some years ago and this was one of many bits that kept me awake and driving but not always in a straight line from the laughter

  • @livingisaight
    @livingisaight 12 років тому +558

    "I had the right to remain silent, but i didn't have the ability"
    Might be the best thing ever said by a comedian. EVER.

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +3

      LOL, BEEN THERE, DID THAT..TOO!

    • @kriskoopr7207
      @kriskoopr7207 3 роки тому +1

      Lol…we HAVE the ability to know you are absolutely CORRECT Scooter

    • @joewas2225
      @joewas2225 3 роки тому +2

      "Might be the best thing ever said by a comedian. EVER."
      I was a great line but nowhere near the best thing. You clearly don't know George Carlin & the great lines he's givin.

    • @donmork4306
      @donmork4306 2 роки тому

      Always True - no one has the ability

  • @davidp7037
    @davidp7037 3 роки тому +7

    “Go home and watch Roadhouse and beat off” LOL
    Totally reminds me of my days working in the bars.
    Good times, good people.

  • @snakebeing756
    @snakebeing756 8 років тому +410

    I remember watching this guy on Comedy Central when I was young and when the channel was worth watching.

    • @LdRfilmz
      @LdRfilmz 7 років тому +20

      Snake being when the channel was worth watching....boy that was a while back eh?

    • @snakebeing756
      @snakebeing756 7 років тому +1

      I was in elementary school by then.

    • @joshuar9560
      @joshuar9560 4 роки тому +4

      Oh yeah, I remember seeing uncensored south park in the middle of the day.

    • @1218jmm
      @1218jmm 4 роки тому +2

      Back when they had comedy on it.

    • @MartinChaudhry
      @MartinChaudhry 4 роки тому +1

      The Man Show ftw

  • @randyrawdingii5135
    @randyrawdingii5135 3 роки тому +21

    Love you Ron! My favorite comedian. You connect to your audience like no other. Hope I get to see you perform someday. Thanks for all the laughs brother.

  • @85Zeroangel
    @85Zeroangel 8 років тому +1440

    I don't know how many it would have taken to whip my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.
    Best line.

    • @newtoncountry5937
      @newtoncountry5937 8 років тому +71

      That's a handy little piece of information to have right there

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 6 років тому +35

      I like "Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like i was a Frisbee!"

    • @barbarahill2202
      @barbarahill2202 6 років тому +6

      reminds me of Panama City police dept

    • @georgecobble5688
      @georgecobble5688 6 років тому +21

      When your outnumbered in a fight.. I have heard it said " A good run is better than a bad stand " .

    • @cawilliamsify
      @cawilliamsify 5 років тому +16

      ...turns out they were stopping everyone that was traveling down that particular sidewalk that day. That's profiling ... and profiling is wrong

  • @snipervision1
    @snipervision1 2 роки тому +33

    20 years from now it will still make me laugh. Long live the infamous Tater Salad fugitive!?!👍😎🇱🇷

  • @chasereasoner5583
    @chasereasoner5583 6 років тому +9

    Ron White is a living comedic legend. Fellow Texan here. My wife has family from fritch, tx, but grew up in Dumas.

  • @windwaker6164
    @windwaker6164 4 роки тому +97

    Police: you are charged with drunk in pub-lic
    Me: no I was drunk in a bar these guys threw me into pub-lic
    I love the way they say public

  • @saraconnor4472
    @saraconnor4472 9 років тому +543

    "Hey....they THREW ME into pub...lic" Best defense ever :)

    • @lilaznbltz
      @lilaznbltz 8 років тому +48

      "I don't wanna be drunk in public, I wanna be drunk in th' goddamn bar. Arrest them!!"

    • @tonycompton4313
      @tonycompton4313 5 років тому +8

      This has happened to me the the cops told me I was drunk in public in the bar before they drug me out of the bar and then told me I was drunk in public isn't that what bars are for is to get drunk

    • @sammyrobinson7537
      @sammyrobinson7537 5 років тому

      C h

    • @LibbyRal
      @LibbyRal 5 років тому +3

      @@tonycompton4313 , kinda makes me wonder why people get arrested for doing something lewd in a porn theater. Isn't that the point?

    • @trinityphillips2508
      @trinityphillips2508 4 роки тому

      Sara Connor Yes sir!

  • @LinkRocks
    @LinkRocks 3 роки тому +25

    I've heard this bit so many times but it still makes me laugh.

  • @Liusila
    @Liusila 11 років тому +253

    I remembered this story at work yesterday, and couldn't stop laughing - then I couldn't just explain to anyone what I was laughing at, and all I could cough through was "Tater Salad", lol

    • @tituscelani5546
      @tituscelani5546 2 роки тому +9

      I respect this

    • @DavidTerryTAEC
      @DavidTerryTAEC Рік тому +3

      @@tituscelani5546 I represent this.

    • @SherryChisholm
      @SherryChisholm 9 місяців тому

      Not only is Ron White hilarious, but he's extremely sexy. Best looking heavy-set man on earth! I love him. ❤

    • @VickiGonya
      @VickiGonya 9 місяців тому

      I 😍 LOVE LAUGHING LIKE THAT!!!! CANT BREATHE, HAVE TO PEE, CRYING HUGH TEARS, MOUTH OPEN NO NOISE, FOLLOWED BY UPROARIOUSLY UNCONTROLLED VOLUME❤❤❤❤❤ AND INHUMAN NOISES!!!!

  • @savahbejin7511
    @savahbejin7511 3 роки тому +24

    Never gets old…They got the tater.

  • @SpellboundWolf
    @SpellboundWolf 9 років тому +13

    Ron White is 1 of my heroes of comedy.

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 6 років тому +18

    "And he got all pissed." 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Eric_1991
    @Eric_1991 7 років тому +370

    I don't think so scooter!
    And I was wrong! 😂

  • @cordeliadaniels7737
    @cordeliadaniels7737 3 роки тому +23

    Love him ! I could listen to him all night ! That smurk he has must get him in trouble all the time.

    • @kfarr3037
      @kfarr3037 Рік тому

      That or plenty of women he's used it on to pick up by flashing it as them! Kinda like the cat that ate the canary - the whole "I've been up to something kinda borderline naughty but definitely fun, hilarious and memorable" look when he flashes that grin at you! 😁

  • @zebbrakriger6731
    @zebbrakriger6731 8 років тому +21

    Ron I have loved your show for year's and to nite I get to see you in person so happy I got tickets to your show for my birthday it is a dream come true for me !!! SO EXCITED!!!

    • @paleoprover8690
      @paleoprover8690 7 років тому

      Shut your mouth you ignorant little kid browsing the internet.

    • @curiouscuriouser9402
      @curiouscuriouser9402 6 років тому +2

      Congratulations. I hope that you enjoyed it very much.

  • @TonyHartzy
    @TonyHartzy 2 роки тому +6

    One of the best written bits of all time..

  • @65coupestang
    @65coupestang 9 років тому +765

    "i dont think so scooter"😆

    • @icewing4621
      @icewing4621 5 років тому +26

      They call me tater salad and I call my son tater tot

    • @chrisanderson2787
      @chrisanderson2787 4 роки тому +35

      "I dont think so Scooter!....and i was wrong" 😂😂😂

    • @pokerKKcrushr
      @pokerKKcrushr 4 роки тому +8

      I laugh at that line everytime!

    • @mikeking8699
      @mikeking8699 4 роки тому

      @@icewing4621
      What's a ice wing

    • @icewing4621
      @icewing4621 4 роки тому +2

      @@mikeking8699 its from a book called wings of fire it's a dragon

  • @RoryRamshot
    @RoryRamshot 2 роки тому +3

    One of the best of all time, right here

  • @babyt0217
    @babyt0217 6 років тому +334

    They were arresting everyone driving on the sidewalk that day and that's profiling

    • @MichaelS537
      @MichaelS537 5 років тому +15

      And profiling is wrong

    • @alexbent8412
      @alexbent8412 4 роки тому +3

      Best part lmao i geeked at “sidewalk”

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      @brettparr1842 3 роки тому +1

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  • @primejudicator7817
    @primejudicator7817 3 роки тому +14

    "I don't know how many of them it would have taken to whip my ass...but I knew how many they were going to use. That's a handy little piece of information to have right there." 🤣

  • @Thomasstauss
    @Thomasstauss 7 років тому +156

    "I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability", been there !

    • @curiouscuriouser9402
      @curiouscuriouser9402 6 років тому +1

      Yep!

    • @howardfortyfive9676
      @howardfortyfive9676 5 років тому

      Learned the HARD WAY how that goes!! *I wised up finally but it took 50+years. One could say "it's a process." He do have sum TERRIFIC ONE LINERS.....*

    • @chrismitchell3171
      @chrismitchell3171 5 років тому

      Me to, in a less then ideal way😂

  • @yoryorsmith1695
    @yoryorsmith1695 2 роки тому +28

    This joke never fails to make me laugh no matter how often i hear it

  • @theresaparsons77
    @theresaparsons77 6 років тому +28

    Who were the 500+ people that gave this a thumbs down? He's one of the best comedians ever

    • @michaels9034
      @michaels9034 6 років тому +5

      Those are the bouncers and their gay friends, lol.

    • @GreyGhost-r4z
      @GreyGhost-r4z 6 років тому +1

      Theresa Parsons 500 Gay NYC Bouncers

  • @sessiontelemetric5618
    @sessiontelemetric5618 6 років тому +27

    Dude. Seriously. The man's comedy is brilliant. Amazing story telling & delivery. SO good!

  • @saintmichael9736
    @saintmichael9736 2 роки тому +2

    SINNERS WILL REGRET EVER BEING BORN AND THE SOUL NEVER DIES

  • @LsTinyDanc3r
    @LsTinyDanc3r 2 роки тому +3

    I ❤this skit, & especially the part about "the cops stopping every car that was driving down the sidewalk". Man can I relate to that! MANY years ago when I was only 17, my dad lent me his car to drive that day. It was a Dodge Charger 383 w-metal flake gold paint & really sweet but idoled at 45mph. But if I so much as put a scratch on it, I wud NEVER be allowed to drive it again (&I knew it!) So I'm crusing (way to fast) down a busy street & messing w-th radio trying to find a cool song; when suddenly I look up & all I see are tail lights in both lanes of stopped cars. Knowing I did NOT hav time to stop, I swerved over a lane & jumped th curb & drove down th sidewalk! (Praying🙏 plez God don't let anyone walkout of one of th store fronts that I was blowing past). Problem was, once I was ON th sidewalk, I cudn't get back into th street; every 4 ft was either a tree, trashcan, street light, street sign, or something! I drove for 2 city blocks trying to get back onto th street until finally I came to th 4 way intersection & I just said: to Hell😈🌋 with it, I'm dead anyway if th cops catch me, so I'm GOING for it!!! & I layed on my horn & just jumped back into th street; cars were slamming on their brakes, spinning in donuts, honking their horns, & only by th grace of God not a car crashed! ...& not a cop saw me😁. When I got home that night my dad asked me if I had speeded, & I said: No daddy I drove so slow you wud hav thought I was driving on a sidewalk! He just gav me a funny look (I think he knew). 😉 moral: NEVER giv a crazy, young, stupid new driver a hotrod to drive🚘 Bad stuff can happen!

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 2 роки тому

      @Linda Brown-Shurge. You get my vote for "Winner of the Internet Today".
      This "skit" is one of my favorites from one of my favorites. I have seen it many times & still lol.
      I can honestly say that your story had me literally LMAO. Not only do I think it'd be a blast to hang w/ Ron, I feel the same about you now. Great story-telling.
      Stay safe funny lady

  • @kimring6372
    @kimring6372 2 роки тому +5

    Love his jokes. Love where he says all the satellites are lining up.

  • @johnnyarmstrong9874
    @johnnyarmstrong9874 4 роки тому +9

    Your a comedy legend its helped me with my own depression and ptsd thanks for all your hard work

  • @runoz2839
    @runoz2839 2 роки тому +2

    YOU GOT ME, YOU GOT THE,
    "TATER"...
    I THINK HE HAS MORE FUN TELLING HIS REAL LIFE HILARIOUS
    EVENTS/COMEDY SKIT THEN WE HAVE LAUGHING

  • @nilesheather
    @nilesheather 8 років тому +1528

    "I had the right to remain silent...But I didn't have the ability."

    • @deepsix0063
      @deepsix0063 8 років тому +6

      the record

    • @sparklebutt1119
      @sparklebutt1119 7 років тому +10

      Heather Niles Best line ever. lol

    • @ChasBurnett
      @ChasBurnett 7 років тому +2

      Heather Niles Male, because …
      In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
      They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
      As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
      They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
      Female, because …
      No one but the original creator understands their internal logic.
      Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
      The message, “Bad command or filename”, is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
      The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

    • @ianoas7102
      @ianoas7102 6 років тому

      HookaSmokingCatapillar hahah yeah

    • @DANA-of5rz
      @DANA-of5rz 6 років тому

      lol

  • @gerhardmoeller774
    @gerhardmoeller774 6 місяців тому

    I saw Ron LIVE in Ruiodoso NM. The most original,
    Hilariously funny man on the planet! Word of warning…… if you see him live…… buckle your moral seatbelt!!!

  • @edwardaleksiewicz5999
    @edwardaleksiewicz5999 7 років тому +10

    He has got to be one of the best comedy/actor/ALCOHOLIC there is. Ron White thanks for the laughs

  • @MoonlitBrenya
    @MoonlitBrenya 5 років тому +25

    "I didn't know how many it was gonna take to whoop my ass... but I knew how many they were gonna use."

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 4 роки тому +5

      It's a handy little piece of information to have, right there.

  • @jadeblack4751
    @jadeblack4751 7 років тому +28

    I'm gonna make some prank calls and if they ask "Who is this?!" I'm gonna say, "They call me, Tater Salad!"

  • @basilwaheed6055
    @basilwaheed6055 6 років тому +33

    He’s a dam funny comedian. His style fits him perfectly

  • @mattheweubanks6163
    @mattheweubanks6163 8 років тому +534

    I don't want to be drunk in public. I want to be drunk in a bar

    • @karldraughon9135
      @karldraughon9135 6 років тому +2

      They threw me out of the bar

    • @LibbyRal
      @LibbyRal 5 років тому +4

      @Raymundo11 , very great. Best line in the whole routine when followed by 'they threw me into pub-blick. Arrest them officer'.

    • @icewing4621
      @icewing4621 5 років тому +2

      I had the right to remain silent but didn't have the ability

    • @juliaturrentine2278
      @juliaturrentine2278 4 роки тому +4

      Matthew Eubanks which is perfectly legal...arrest them.

  • @GreatUSTreasureHunt
    @GreatUSTreasureHunt 2 роки тому +8

    Bands save their biggest hit for the second encore.
    Ron White says "I got thrown out of a bar" and the crowd goes wild.

  • @Zak6959
    @Zak6959 2 роки тому +4

    Never get tired of that bit.

  • @kathyvogelpohl
    @kathyvogelpohl 2 місяці тому

    The best bar story of all time. I never get tired of hearing it.

  • @Lollipop12-01bean
    @Lollipop12-01bean 2 роки тому +10

    I can’t watch this enough! Loved him live !! Laughed our heads off !

  • @FredBiesinger
    @FredBiesinger 3 місяці тому +1

    Love Ron White I've used his "I don't think so Scooter " so much it's become my trademark LOL I also love his Coupons bit also

  • @Beefnhammer
    @Beefnhammer 7 років тому +16

    "I don't think so scooter" gets me every goddamn time!

  • @charlesmueller4915
    @charlesmueller4915 4 роки тому +4

    This is one of his best bits!!! Now there's a handy piece of information. I love using that line...

  • @comettamer
    @comettamer 7 років тому +42

    "Six bouncers hurled me out of a nightclub like i was a Frisbee!"

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 4 роки тому +1

      *OVERKILL*.

  • @kevinhillary4057
    @kevinhillary4057 5 років тому +49

    I just got thrown out of a bar Saturday night and my dad told me to listen to this 😂

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 5 років тому +4

      How many bouncers were used to toss you out like a Frisbee?

    • @Videographer1234567
      @Videographer1234567 2 роки тому +4

      what did you do to get thrown out?

    • @ericparrish1515
      @ericparrish1515 2 роки тому

      Where's the list of shit you can't do in a bar? Is it long

  • @jamiequery2339
    @jamiequery2339 8 років тому +13

    Blue Collar Comedy Tour...one of the best comedies ever...I actually laughed, and it's damn funny if I'm laughin!!

    • @ginaslawson
      @ginaslawson 8 років тому +1

      Lol righT? that's what I'm talking about

  • @SSJWolverine
    @SSJWolverine 5 років тому +27

    2:18 "I refused to pay for it because _we_ broke it over _my_ thigh."

  • @lukeskywalker2566
    @lukeskywalker2566 2 роки тому +5

    There's so many memorable and un believably hilarious quotes in this story😂

  • @sarahflaute4706
    @sarahflaute4706 5 років тому +32

    Years ago, I picked my mom up at the airport. On the way home she told me she was sitting next to this guy who wouldn’t shut up. They talked the whole flight and he had her rolling. She was worried she wasn’t going to make her connecting flight and when it was time to get off the plane, he hollered for everyone to let my mom off first, so she could make the flight. Well.........months later we were watching Comedy Central or something and she goes...”HEY!!!! That’s the guy I was telling you about on the plane!” We died laughing and still do to this day that she was sitting next to Ron white the whole time and didn’t know it. She said she was wondering why people kept saying hi to him and shaking his hand lol.

  • @matthewkealey3443
    @matthewkealey3443 9 років тому +38

    I like this dude he's funny as shit.

  • @RobertJohnson-lu9vb
    @RobertJohnson-lu9vb 2 роки тому +4

    Why is absolutely hilarious Ron White is absolutely hilarious

  • @Bobman-ml5qf
    @Bobman-ml5qf 5 років тому +7

    This NEVER gets old!

  • @chriswright3754
    @chriswright3754 2 роки тому

    Saw Ron White in St. Joe. Mo, the show was tame. Then saw him in K.C. laughed my butt off, SO funny.!!!

  • @froztbite15
    @froztbite15 5 років тому +10

    Fuckin shit. This is, without a doubt, one of my favorite comedians of all time. I love this dude. Funny as fuck. I can laugh everytime I hear him. Dude kills everytime. Keep doing comedy Mr White.

  • @Rblks1
    @Rblks1 5 років тому +6

    Pure greatness, this man is funny. These stories hit a little close to home .

  • @mckrautkyle
    @mckrautkyle 9 років тому +136

    There's a telegraph in Fritch, TX going --.-...-.-.-.-.---.--...-.--.-.--.-....-..-.-.---.-.-.-.-.-.-.-. -breath- -..-.-.-.---.-.-...----.-.-.-.-.-.--. ------------------------ .

  • @hankarmstrong3681
    @hankarmstrong3681 2 роки тому +12

    This NEVER gets old but I was arrested for Drunk In Public. Twice. Then I got a DWI. Texas. We laugh so we don't cry. Thanks Ron

  • @wickedjuggalo6673
    @wickedjuggalo6673 5 років тому +18

    I dont wanna be drunk in public -turns around pointing- i wanna be drunk in the god damn bar 😂😂

    • @i4gotmysn
      @i4gotmysn 3 роки тому

      Hey, quick question... how do you do a strike-out font on your comment? Can I do this on an Android device or did you use a PC?

    • @wickedjuggalo6673
      @wickedjuggalo6673 3 роки тому

      i did this on android. i cant remember how i did it. it was 2 years ago 😂 *Turns Around*

  • @Clarice-rp7mh
    @Clarice-rp7mh Рік тому +1

    Happy trails, Tater Salad.

  • @sheilaadkins6636
    @sheilaadkins6636 8 місяців тому +1

    “That’s not a drunk driving test that’s an agility test, and I’m not very goddamn agile” 😂😂😂best ever! Been there on this one lol

  • @JRDEAN71
    @JRDEAN71 12 років тому +7

    "I had the right to remain silent..... but I didn't have the ability" too fuckin' funny. Been there. :)

  • @calvincrews3885
    @calvincrews3885 4 роки тому +1

    Ron White is my favorite comedian he's all Balls no filler

  • @brianpetersh5278
    @brianpetersh5278 8 років тому +88

    I got thrown out of a bar once . I told the bouncer that I had been thrown out of better bars than this. He hurt me.

    • @tonyhodgin1158
      @tonyhodgin1158 6 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ptj767
      @ptj767 5 років тому +3

      I got thrown into worse bars than this!!

    • @killianmackenzie420
      @killianmackenzie420 5 років тому +4

      Got thrown out of a bar in Nashville. Bouncer didn’t like it when I told him this would be a good place to put a bar

    • @i4gotmysn
      @i4gotmysn 3 роки тому +1

      @@killianmackenzie420 🤣😵☠

  • @diannh2894
    @diannh2894 Рік тому +2

    How could you not see Ron whites brilliant storytelling abilities?!

  • @jonc2430
    @jonc2430 6 років тому +21

    “I got thrown out of a bar in New York City” - Ron White

    • @honolulublues5548
      @honolulublues5548 3 роки тому

      Also Ron White: "I got thrown out of a bar in Las Vegas".
      That was his original story. He added the police and "Tater Salad" parts later. He's been doing this joke for nearly 40 years.

  • @tracezachdaniels4264
    @tracezachdaniels4264 2 роки тому

    SO SHWEEEETTT...much love Tee with LIONS NAMED LEO.[the music worldwide}
    and ooo weee classic !!!!

  • @warpcrafter
    @warpcrafter 3 роки тому +4

    This is one of my favorite comedy bits ever.

  • @HenryHuntHabit
    @HenryHuntHabit 2 місяці тому

    As someone who grew up ten minutes from Fritch, and grew up with Ron’s niece and nephew, this gets me every time

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 6 років тому +8

    “I don’t think so, Scooter! But I was wrong.” 😂🤣

  • @sandrasillery4493
    @sandrasillery4493 11 місяців тому

    This is absolutely hands down one of my very favorites!

  • @RobertJohnson-lu9vb
    @RobertJohnson-lu9vb 5 років тому +8

    This guy is hilarious absolutely love him

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 роки тому +1

    Going to see him tonight for the first time love. Been waiting on this day for a long time!!!

    • @kaystevens8428
      @kaystevens8428 2 роки тому

      Oh how jealous I am. I bet you had a blast. I've wanted to see him live for many years. Last year he was performing at the DuQuoin State Fair (where I've wanted to go for many years -- my Dad & his Dad before him were born & raised in DuQuoin, IL) on Labor Day (3 days after my birthday). I thought the stars had aligned perfectly. I was going to realize 2 "dreams" at once, as well as getting a 3-day visit with family living in the area (that I rarely get to see -- usually at funerals). Yeah! Happy Birthday to me!!
      As if turning 55 didn't sting bad enough, our car broke down the night before we were supposed to leave. Ok now I wish I hadn't written this novel -- I'm bummed about it all over again