Bill Tries Marijuana | Bill Engvall
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- Опубліковано 13 сер 2019
- Bill tries marijuana for the first time at the suggestion of his doctor. It doesn't go the way he expected but....it's partially Bill's fault. Let's just say he didn't get clarity on how to consume the weed. This makes for a great story!
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Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
- Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
- Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
- Aged and Confused (2009)
- 15° Off Cool (2007)
- Dorkfish (1998)
- Here’s Your Sign (1996)
Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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Meanwhile, Ron White's off in the corner going "Dude, you should've just asked."
right?
Yaaassss
I can hear it in Ron's voice 😂
@@TwizslurD right lol
@@TwizslurD 😂 😂 😂 me too!
Bill is the only comedians I've seen who can still laugh at his own jokes. Most just seem to play off their script, but Bill feels like the kind of guy you'd wind up talking to anywhere.
Fluffy laughs at his own jokes all the time.
You don’t see a lot of comedians then 💁♂️
Red Skelton. The master.😆
Mike Pardue
Um Bill burr
I met him and he’s pretty much the same as on stage. Great guy.
My favorite story! Pot is legal in Oregon. I was in a pot store, and my Budtender responded "Excellent choice!" to my selection, and I nearly hurt myself because YOU popped up as Peace the Budtender in my head. I had to show him the video to explain my hysterics. I'm 65 😁
"We named our kid Beaver" I laughed so hard!
Not good for a girl.
Me too LOL
When Bill does his stoner imitation he sounds like the dad turtle from Finding Nemo😂
fax ! 🤣
As Combat Marine it works wonders for the PTSD..... this was hilarious to watch
Quite a few years ago, the seniors at the school I worked at convinced Bill to come and give a graduation speech. It was amazing. Very few jokes except when he accidentally referenced sex instead of success. He nearly died from laughing on stage. Great guy
“Well hello my friend” made me think immediately of the movie Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure! 😂😂😂
First thing that popped into my head was the turtle from Finding Nemo...lol
@@RhodaLevy 😂😂
Fast time at Ridgemont High came to my mind
@@gretchenholtcamp5358 …yup…Jeff Spicoly
It reminded me of Crush meets Ted meets Spicoli
funniest part "June, we named our kid Beaver" ROFL
they named their kid theodore, actually. apparently. they regretted it.
"Heeeeere's your card!"
Ha. Nice. 💨💞👌
LOL!! Well played!!
Hey rage!
‘over the intercom’ Paging Dr. Foxworthy
That's such an underrated comment 😂😂
Ngl "the Ben & Jerry's of pot" sounds like a fantastic place to be.
LMFAOO DUDE!!🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like it would smell like ass.
@@SirBlackReeds due to the employees.
"I don't remember having this many voices in my head!" You'll get used to it. 🤣
Yep that's true..I got 27 or more since 5th grade.
You mean the sea turtle from finding Nemo, was in that weed store ????
👍👍👍👍😉😂😂
I think his name was Crush
Crush is awesome!!! Lol
Now that I'd love to see
"How'ya think I lived a hundred fifty years, duude?"
That was good " the key to the kingdom".
I'm the 100th like on your comment! (and im smokin ganja too, so....Yeah!!)
Weed Strain Name 😍💨💞
@@sunshineandstarlight he said comatose
Shang Ri La lolol
do you guys sell pot here?
pot shop employee: heres your sign!
-ps love that plane hitting the deer joke...
"Dude it's not illegal to buy papers."
"Was it that bad?"
"JE-SUS!"
That was the best part 😂😂😂
I tried buying papers on my 20th birthday at a gas station with a chewed-up ID and they wouldn't sell them to me
@@natesmith5493 where tf u at where they askin for ID to buy paperz?😂
@@khronicganjaofoz5070 wisconsin
Hearing pot stories from non potheads is hilarious
A Year+ Later: The comment section of this is so weird. Also why so many likes? lol
It really is
Lmao. So inaccurate
@@jayde4672 Well, he was right about the Pink Floyd... ;-]
So is hearing old school philosophy cliche's from 20 year old pot heads.. referring to shit they have no idea about.
The worst is a hippie with a teflon pan then screams at you for cooking him eggs in his own pan in his kitchen .. why cuz Teflon gives u cancer? Then driving to eat at the vegan place in a Subaru wagon pooring exhaust out it's tail pipe cuz paying the DMV & a mechanic is criminal stuff man.. cuz they don't smoke weed.
All true stories of my hippie days.. or shall I say true insanity of my hippie days. Na I love hippies just the hippocricy is ironically hippie like. I can't ignore that kind blinding hippocricy .. cuz irony is funny!
Mason Martin Dope Avi, i see you’re a man of culture🧟♂️ Zombie gang!
When I was in high school my neighbor’s wife had stage 3 breast cancer. I used to bring her stash and edibles to help her out after her chemo and radiation. And a little extra for her hubby to enjoy with her. They told me it helped better than all the other crap the drs gave her to deal with the cancer. They got through it and they both lived into their eighties. Weed is God’s gift to mankind. When I had stage three breast cancer in my mid forties it helped me too. Better than all the drugs they gave me. Ten years later and I’m still better than ever. All thank and praise the mighty ganja!
It cured my drinking problem.I would have died a long time ago.
Tara Citti truth!!
Glen Hesketh i mix..helps me to drink alot alot less!!
Just made me lazy, unemployed and want to sit on the couch and play video games all day. I mean I'm glad it's world class healing medicine for everyone else....
It’s helps people but some people abuse it and live off the government
I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. This was absolutely hilarious. Bill's facial expressions were totally on point 😂😂.
Tears rolling down... I laughed so hard.
Tears rolling down... I laughed so hard.
i wanna Know what happened After the 2nd hit :)
@@gypsyrain369 ,OMG,😂😂I Was Dying The Whole Way Thru That,The Other 1/2 Sleeping And I Have No Idea How,Because I Wasnt Quiet At All..I Dont Know When Ive Laughed So Hard,lol
@@PafMedicplop
Love Bill Engvall ever since I first heard him 15-16 years ago. Here’s your sign 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Hi Monique , How are you doing?
Yep. I didn't lock my keys in the car, just hangin' it up to dry.
The funniest part was when he said the doctor told him "Bill, I don't like writing prescriptions for pills."
Said no doctor EVER.
in california they do
ya they cut down on the presciptions for stuff in cali too many lawsuits
My California doctor told me to lose weight and that I wasn't going to get any blood pressure medication because of the side effects.
@@boriscat1999 i see that but working out just increases your blood pressure lol kinda hard to lose weight when working out can cause you to stroke out or have a heart attack
*unless you live in California apparently.
Always best to have a tour guide on your first trip to the kingdom.
👍😉😎😎
Ha. Nice. 😆💯💨
Well said!
I am taking a trip to Denver in a few weeks with my cousin.
@Gregory. Happy trails to you😉
Bill Engvall is so stinkin funny. I laughed till I cried. Thanks!
This man is a comical genius! I just LOVE Bill Engvall!
One of the cleanest comics and still hilarious.
Dude, don’t ever smoke with Willie, you’re way too green. Hahahahaha.
I'll take that bong load for him . He can catch a contract high ease him along !
That's a contradiction in terms. LOL.
Compared to willie, most stoners are too green.😁
Yeah reminds me of that song! By Toby Keith lol
@@dawndunn122 I love that song 🤓
I'd love to meet this "Peace" guy. He seems like an interesting character.
Einezweioctopi right lol he sounds like a nice guy
He owes me money.
@@gammasmash1924 We should shake him down for his lunch money.
if only he existed lol
Same!! That's what I said!
The dispensary bit was gold
That “High” Ward Cleaver bit was funny! “Hey June! We named our son... BEAVER!!” 😂
Had to lite one
Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣
try theodore.
If the first thing he said to his wife was "Where's my Pink Floyd album? I need to hear 'Hey You', right NOW!'"
That was NOT his first time!!!
One of the few people who can make a joke like this work. Legend.
I now have a tummy ache from laughing so darn hard. This man is so funny. Thanks Bill for all the smiles you gave me over the years. Wonderful talented. 😁😎✌
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Hello
I got to work on the gas service to his house, missed meeting him by about 10 minutes, was not pleased. He's been my lifelong favorite comedian
Always a good laugh with you Bill. You're never vulgar, and don't use locker room humor to make the joke. Far and few between these days.
few and far between
Tommy Willow true
I love this guy. The fact that he can be this funny without resorting to vulgar language is a skill in itself.
Thank you, Bill.
I agree
I could listen to this a dozen times. It is just so damn funny
Repeat offender here..
I Love the way he cracks himself up just thinking about what he's about to say.
Hello 👋 Judy. How are you doing ? Hope are you fine. I'm Mark Clifford and am from Denver Colorado, where are you from. You seem like a real country girl
Bill has been one of my favorite comedians for two decades. He always gets at least a chuckle but this is over the top even for Bill. Funniest routine I've watched in years.
Yep he's hilarious..
“The key to the kingdom” 😂
Mike Swizzy lmao yes
So refreshing to hear comedy without cussing and vulgarity. I love you!
Literally smoking bubba kush at the moment
I hope it's Pre-98 strain. That's the good Bubba
I'm on the ben and Jerry's of pot lol
@@grandpastoner7527 that's a rare strain tho
I'm enjoying Chernobyl
Sour Diesel for me at this moment
I love that he is so funny that even he laughs at his own jokes. 6:05
"Welcome to Shangri-La"...😂😂😂
As a pothead listening to this made me laugh too hard lol
wuzzup with YOU MY brother?!😂
Same dude
Amen to that 😱
I was lucky enough to meet bill while doing my job. I will say he was a good dude. Meet his wife in passing, she seemed very nice. He was respectful and genuine when we spoke about the reason I was there and what needed testing. He was interested and spoke freely. My father really enjoyed watching him as did I. After work talk as I started to work, I asked him a couple direct questions. He was just like talking to anyone. I enjoyed the back and forth, maybe two minutes. It was great. Truly a good man. And I loved his baseball memorabilia. We didn’t speak of baseball but if I go back again I’ll bring that up.
The Ben & Jerry's of Pot. Good one Bill! Lol
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So true, though. I'm a few years older and my doctor didn't want me on sleeping pills and suggested I might want to try it. The whole experience of getting the papers, not sure if I should tell my wife ... I died laughing! Bill, you are the best!
You don't have to smoke it - just put a teaspoonful in 200 ml hot water- let it brew for 10 mins, strain and drink it.
That only works if you decarboxylate the bud first, and that takes proper hours not minutes. What you're suggesting is just a literal waste of medicine.
Heres what to do, grind 1/2-1oz of bud as fine as possible, spread evenly onto a baking tray and keep in oven for ~1 hour at 240 degrees F. Remove and let cool.
Fill a pot with 2-3'' of water and bring up to just under a boil, add 3-4 sticks of nonsalted butter(the higher the fat content the better!) let this melt down and add in your ground herb, low simmer for ~3 hours (you want the product to be rolling with some bubbles, but not a boil) stir 5-6 times across the 3 hours, pour out blended mix into a fine mesh strainer or cheesecloth and strain out the plant matter, throw your water/butter mix in the fridge to harden, your cannabutter will rest and solidify ontop of the waste water. you can either lay it out to dry a touch more, remelt and repour, or just serve directly.
Ive used this for everything from brownies to gravy to waffles.
Just dont do what i did and forget to count your intake. I had an 18 hour high. I went to bed and woke up still stoned. (And im a heavy consumer of concentrates and flower, neither really touch me anymore.) Even had open and closed eye hallucinations. Don't underestimate edibles.
I was writing about the leaves not the buds - but thanks for providing your recipe - as not everyone wants to smoke!! 😊
@@Femmefatale32000 🤦
Educating is what i do. Shame i cant make a decent job out of doing it.
The best part of weed legalization is that guys like Peace can have a real job.
I read that... Now, guys named Peace can finally have a real job... 🙃
Love how paranoid he is just from walking it to the car I can only imagine how paranoid was after he smoked 0_0
Bill when I was a kid I saw your bit about quiting smoking. Made me laugh . Untill as a young man I quit smoking . Now because I can't sleep at night I started smoking pot. This is the most accurate portrayal of buying marijuana that I've ever seen. Thank you sir thank you for the laugh
Without Bill sears wouldn't have a comedy section...
-Greg Giraldo
bobby mariani R.I.P
Dude was my favorite. RIP
bobby mariani RIP to the goat
Sears still exists?
@@mikecorleone6797 it did in bill's prime
Fond memories of “ Unmedical marijuana!” Back then it was , Jamaican, Mexican, Acapulco Gold,Panama Red, Maui Wowie. Early 70s. It sounded like Peace had been experimenting with the different products! Good one Bill!
What about a Thai stick
Bill is always so freak'n funny. Loved this.
You need a grinder, and a zig zag roller Bill. 🤣
Or fingers and an empty pop can if your desperate
@@rooster6271 he did alright with granddaddy's pipe though 😆
@@gamingwithdurly --- Yeah, as a first timer, best not to over do it.
Weed smoker's went several thousand years without needing a grinder.
Grinders kill. Clean your stash by hand, it's easier to get rid of the stems. They're poison.
Pretty sure there are "how to roll a joint" tutorial on UA-cam. Lol. This was great!
You can find anything on youtube. But he's from an older generation that haven't learned that.
My thought exactly. And I'm 67 and watch u-tube daily.
Michele Harbaugh He should just call the kids/grandkids. lol 😝
I remember my first time tryna roll a blunt😂I was at school in the bathroom stall. I didnt know what i was doing🙈🙈🙈but I became really good at it after that day
If you learned in a day you're a natural. I destroyed maybe 30 blunts before i figured it out.
I love that there are plenty of older folks out there changing their minds about weed and enjoying it. It can be a great time when used properly :)
Ya no kidding took my dad almost his hole life to realize that weed was so helpful and not as bad as he really thought it was like the other deadly drugs out there now though they are using LSD to help with depression came across that a few years ago amazing the drugs we see today are abbsoulty scary to what we had over 30 years ago tc stay safe
Im 65. And Ive never felt better on my 'bad knee' days in years! Im learning about different types, and found the Indicas to be best. Plus been a Stoner since 1973. You have no idea how happy we are, that the Mexican Ditch Weed Days are over!
You've got to remember that the majority of us "older folks out there" were teenagers in the 60s and 70s, when pot was THE thing to do.
@@kath5201 let's pray it stays this way or gets better....w the way the SCOTUS is getting rid of laws and such ....stock up...u never know ab tomorrow w the government 😠😠😠😠
There are plenty of old people who have already tried it and still enjoy it too.
“Ohhhhh... the key to the kingdom”
He's right. A Leave It To Beaver episode where the boys replaced the pipe tobacco with pot would be hilarious. Maybe SNL could do a sketch...
Snl is dead man
I'm 60 and just had a wonderful pool float the other night while high. Love my new Turtle floaty. haha
LOL
Dope.
You shit in your pool?
👌
Me 2! 61 here and had a drink floaty as well.....
It's always so funny to see things from the other side. Seeing this experience from a non-pot smoker is great. Bill, always puts things in perspective. Lol
I remember my mom smoking a joint for the first time. 🤣 Great times.
This is extra funny to me being from Oregon, we have folks downtown smoking joints outside the library and no one bats an eye
Humboldt county 😂
I wish I could smoke at the library. Love reading and smokin lol
Meanwhile, homeless junkies are shooting up in the restroom....
I love it when bill says "oh my god".
Oh my GOD fixed that for ya
When he finally gets to the smoking part.
OMG .... that was me and sh!t I could not stop laughing for like 30 / 40 minutes.
This skit never gets old! Lmbo
We named our kid beaver😂. Where's my pink Floyd album?😂😂
Daing! You beat me to it 🤣🤣🤣
Especially funny when you realize "Hey You" isn't a Pink Floyd song.
WalkaCrookedLine What are you on about? ‘Hey you’ is from The Wall.
@@chucktshoes :turns green with mortification: Right you are and man am I embarrassed. I've listened to that song at least a hundred times as part of the album and never realized it was its own song and actually called "Hey You". I had the idiot impression this was a reference to the Beatle's "Hey Jude". I'll be turning in my diamond studded lighter and crawling under a rock by the end of the day. I'm just kinda busy now and I don't mean using up those last two bowlfuls, I swear.
Honest. I 💀😅💞
My doctor told me half his patients are medical marijuana cardholders, I signed up. Michigan has great weed.
Amen
"I look like Ward Cleaver trying to get high"
😂🤣😂🤣
This is hilarious 🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!!
“The key to the kingdom” 🤣
bill engvall is so hilarious 😂
This is one of the funniest comedy stand-ups in history.
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It's funny but HISTORY? Idk about that....
Bill honey, enjoy your retirement, man. Thanks for a lifetime of laughter. These videos will keep us in stitches so you just go on and have the best times you can have with the family and friends who've had to live without you for so much of your career. It's okay. We'll be fine. Oh ! And HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!
Hands down one of the funniest Comedians ever.
Meh
D.S.D.C bill burr. Loius ck. Dave chappelle
Engvil is a big goober just like Larry the Cable guy
Kelly Foster but he’s a goofy goober 😂😂😂
@@nickmurray1684 can't argue that
I have so much fun watching Bill. I always spend the time laughing.
Ben and Jerry's of Pot sounds awesome, absolutely love this skit😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you Bill. I keep sending this to all my cancer buddies.
Hi Lizzi , How are you doing?
I've been a consumer of marijuana for a long, long time and I still feel that same way when I go to a dispensary. lol
I am SO grateful I got to see him on his farewell tour and I cannot WAIT to meet him in Heaven someday so I can thank him for being such an amazing person, such an amazing inspiration for my own comedy, and such an amazing comedian to the point where is is among my top 5 for all time!
"June.. We named our kid Beaver.."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
He is the best ever, no one can out do him, laughing every time I listen to him!!
How did I not know Bill had a YT channel?! Also, when did Keanu Reeves start a PT job at a dispensary?
That's who I pictured too!
It's newer, and we're going to try and get as much content up as possible!!
You're still a great guy and comedian, keep it up dooooood. Haha even when I was younger watching your comedy, glad to see you still doing it.
@@BillEngvallComedy I laughed so hard watching you tell this story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I bout peed my pants ❤😯❤ I love you dude one of the funniest men on UA-cam 🤣🥰🤣
That ward cleaver joke got me good.
“Comfortably numb” is more like it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Too funny! I'd love to be backstage at a Willy Nelson concert! 🤣
Hello Verona
How are you doing and how is your day like today. I am a van of Bill. I saw you here and I am hoping we can both get to know each and be good friends.
You can see the evolution of his comedic perspective after using marijuana. I honestly want to see his new material now.
I haven't laughed so hard! This man's got it all!!
I have watched this clip several times and I laugh just as hard each time that I do cuz I can SO RELATE!!
My god I haven't laughed so hard in ages! XD
Thank you Bill for trying pot and making my day! XD
Okay, we need the rest of this bit, and soon, please.
I agree!
Is there more? The description in the heading is a bit misleading. I figured he was going to eat it haha. He might not have been given instructions, but he knew enough about zigzags and tobacco pipes, to get the desire to throw on some Floyd!! haha
Chad Cassidy if you go to his show he talks about how he does end up eating too much by accident 😂
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This is a good set, wow, haven't laughed at bills jokes in years.
First time to listen to Bill's routine. Assuming he writes his own material, I think he should be a writer for sitcoms and movies. His observations and his quirky vignettes would easily translate to television and movies.
He actually starred in his own sitcom in the early 2000s. Jennifer Lawrence played his daughter.
Love it! Always funny as heck
Funny as hell. Sounded like the first time I smoked pot 50 yrs ago. Lmfao
😂😂😂.. I was wondering where he was now .. I hope Jeff Foxworthy makes his come back soon.. This two were awesome back in the 80s and 90s.. Would love to see more of them now.. With more life experience comedy...
@Tracey Wu they say don t knock it till you tried but I might like it and then I would have to put that on my list to give it up gotta go time to stretch those muscles
It's a good thing that my son wasn't named Beaver and if he was given that name, I'll be laughing a lot like Bill Engvall and high as hell in the process. Bill, stay classy, brother.
By far my favorite pot story
The first time I saw Bill was when he appeared on "Comic Strip Live" (late 80's I think). He did the now classic, "Here's Your Sign" bit, and my family and I were rolling on the floor laughing. This routine has that one beaten by a mile! This had tears rolling down my cheeks.
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Absolutley hilarious. Want to see more of this show!
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“Here”. The most spoken word amongst ‘tokers......
My side hurts from laughing so hard 😂😂😅🤣🤣