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Trying to get into a nightclub during the day was probably your first obstacle. Way easier to get into nightclubs at night. Rookie mistake, it happens.
And then the bouncer goes home to his house that he shares with five other guys, smokes 8 cones and stares at the roof wondering if he should go to tafe or something
Who the fuck would want to go to a 'club' in Australia anyway 🤡 - Save your money and go to Germany and Holland.. At least the crowd isn't made up of cashed-up bogans with 8-word vocabularies...
I hate how spot on that is, I worked as a bouncer for a few years when I first moved out, and that sentence accurately describes at least %70 of the people I worked with.
As a girl trying to get our guy mates into clubs this is so accurate 🤣 Every guy needs at least one girl, preferably two, to have real confidence you can get in
@@jtdametime8632 happened to me, security said I couldn't get in a I need a girl with me. Came back 5 mins later with someone from the line, other security guy said I couldn't come in but the original one said I could coz I found a girl to go with
As a Gold Coaster, can confirm I was getting into clubs pretty regularly when I was 14. Good to know 20 years on, the low standards for teen girls remain the same.
Who the fuck would want to go to a 'club' in Australia anyway 🤡 - Save your money and go to Germany and Holland.. At least the crowd isn't made up of cashed-up bogans with 8-word vocabularies...
ran into this back in 98. i was in a group of 4 waiting to get into a place to meet with a much larger group of old school friends. they wouldn't let my friend in because he looked lebanese (he wasn't). we all stood to the side and tried calling people from the larger group already inside because at this point because of the arguing none of us were getting in. our friends didn't hear the phone in there and the bouncers wouldn't let them know we were there. the bouncers were pricks about it however we caught the eye of someone that had come down the stairs to check her phone. we literally had a yelling conversation with her because the bouncers wouldn't even let us get close. long story short she went back up stairs and told the rest of our friends just as some others turned up. 26 people walked out of that club a few minutes later giving it to the bouncers the entire time with another 9 of us standing out front. it kinda dulled the inside a little and there weren't many waiting out front either. we all went to a bar on the corner a couple hundred meters down the road and spent our money there.
Problem is most security are out sourced so their pay doesn't require making money for club . Went to dinner at the King's cross and 4 forty year Olds went to get a beer after at a near empty bar 3 got in I had expired licence so we were all refused at an empty bar !
When I visited Sydney, I went to the Ivy with some people from my hostel. Managed to get in, but not until after I got pulled from the line because they claimed my ID was on a "no entry allowed" list. Had to explain there was no way I could be someone who got kicked out because I had literally landed in the country for the first time that day lol
Honestly if clubs didn't do this they would get way more business. I know so many people who just flat out refuse to go clubbing because they've either had a bad experience like this or heard too many stories. It's the one business model where they just flat out treat their customers like shit and look down on them even though the name of the industry is hospitality
Dunno if you noticed but clubs are always bursting hence the giant lines and shooing away blokes lol. That's why they get away with that, they already got enough business
@@horsepuncher95 they actually arent, clubbing has been on a sharp decline because ppl just rather go to a big houseparty with sound system or a festival... which after factoring drinks in you need to have in a club for it to be remotely fun its all the same price anyway....
I’ve only been let in a club twice. All other attempts were rejections like this. The first time I got let in, I got kicked out within 10 minutes. The second time I got let in was only because I was working for Frenchy
once punched on with a bouncer for denying me entry to a brisbane club for my outfit despite it being pretty much the same as 4 of my mates that were just let in, funny thing was the other bouncer at the door just let it happen for a bit i think he was as fed up with his shit as i was
last time i went to a well known night club i was wearing aldi pants, a work hoodie and a pair of dodgy kicks, my mates were even dressed worse, just as well we knew the management lol, straight to the front of the line and through the doors while people who take it all seriously just look confused and bewildered by our celebrity treatment lol
You came here to brag about how you got into a night club looking like shit because you know management 🤣 cringy and they weren't bewilded by your "celebrity treatment" just pissed of cause they were waiting longer... lol
As a female with a fake I.D back when I was clubbing, I never knew how difficult it was for the lads to get inside a club. Hats off to the fellas out there every weekend having to pay to gain entry and know the secret handshake 🤝
Happened to me once, a girl I know was texting me from inside, wanting me to come in. Bouncer wouldn't let me in apparently I looked "drunk" I'd had like two drinks prior.
lmao so true , once I was piss drunk and acting like a moron in line and my mate who had literally only had 1 drink and was the most sober in our group got pulled aside and told he had to sober up before getting let inside
The seccy at the door got assaulted by a staff member. He took a decent blow to the side of the head and dropped. I helped the dude up, grabbed his glasses for him, even gave him my sanitizer to clean his hands after he scraped them decent on some dirty Geelong footpath. After making sure he was okay, I got back in line. Got to the door and he told me to get lost because no trackies inside....I was wearing motorbike jeans...that look like regular jeans...and one of the girls ahead of us literally had Ghanda trackies on. Absolute bruh moment.
Hahahahaha, when I visited melbourne with my mates, the pub/club didn’t let us in cause 2 of us had hoodies on, and the second club refused us cause the male:female ratio was too far to the male side. Got told “its not happening tonight boys”
I once got denied in Perth because "oi! we seen yah walkin' up. You're walking real funny mate, no piss heads" "uummm I havent had anything to drink, I have a replaced ankle." *shows massive scar* "yeah not tonight gimpy"
This sounds pretty accurate I go to clubs in Gold Coast I wasn't allowed in one time cuz I was wearing basketball shorts that was all anything but shorts like them
I kinda don't get why so many people are into clubs. It's crowded, expensive and the music though listenable depending on the club you choose, could be better. I'm more of a house party enjoyer, you can get black out drunk no problem and you can choose between talking to people or just laying on the couch with other people to calm down.
Yeah I used never understand it either until I actually went, it fun when you are right in front of the dj booth but otherwise it’s pretty average. There are obviously downsides but just depends where your priorities are at I guess. Everyone enjoys different vibes ❤
If you do it right they're a blast. Ever since I went to Europe though I just don't bother with Australian clubs. Everyone makes fun of the Germans for their rules but no one gives a fuck what you're doing there as long as you're not being violent. The feeling of just knowing you will be left alone by police or security if you're not a dickhead and mind your own business is unparalleled liberation. I just can't be fucked with Sydney seccies coming up to you every 5 minutes and shining a light in your eyes because you have your eyes closed, monging out to the music and no fucking thank you to cops bringing dogs into a venue or pulling you out and searching you because you're showing signs of having taken mdma.
Cant imagine even dating a girl from a club eww. She'll be cheating on you every friday night like seriously just go to a brothel if you're that desperate.
20 years ago, I used to go clubbing with mates. 1st thing I learned was "Never go clubbing with mates". Especially if they were pissed. 2nd thing I learnt was it doesn't hurt to talk to the bouncers if you were going somewhere else. A bit of recognition doesn't hurt. 3rd thing was it doesn't hurt to look like a cop (I was a Soldier at the time) but no-one wants to stop a guy who looks like he's on a mission. Never had issues with clothes or bothered to wait in line.
It might’ve only been Persa and Yah Yahs, but I got into both with my shirt dripping wet because I’d just washed vomit off it. My shorts were also kinda covered in vomit. I definitely smelled like vomit. I spewed all over myself in the Uber. Honestly the local pub probably wouldn’t have let me in. I pulled that night, and on review it was in fact a good looking female. Drunk confidence can get you a decent way sometimes lol.
Lol, I remember people getting turned away from the club for not having black shoes. My mate only white on his shoes, so we would solve this with boot polish. They are a lot less choosy about who they let into the clubs now, probably because they cant afford to lose out on the money.
never been turned away from a club in brissy but 2 mates have 1. for wearing fucking gym shorts and the other vomint 2 mins before getting inline for the club
Only way you can get in to most wanker bars on weekends as a guy is to ask a group of girls in the line if they will help you in. But the same clubs always end up full of 50yo businessmen running around on estrus.
As a young man is Brisbane never had any issue getting into anywhere, I was known for wondering off and getting into the 'hard' clubs even though I was so drunk I couldn't remember.
Yeah Sydney clubbing is pure shit. Especially during the lockdown era. Seeing a bunch of sober rejects confusedly wandering the Sydney CBD in shame was amazing. Also once the club's locked up at midnight the girls would get sick of the sleazy guys and just leave and by 1am it was just a bunch of lads living it up, though it was a total sausage fest.
@@jamesc8968 When the city got locked out and they sold the club's to developers, they sold the cities soul. #CasinoMike now has a gig with a big bank and is unaccountable for ruining the city. Very sad.
Trying to get into a nightclub during the day was probably your first obstacle. Way easier to get into nightclubs at night. Rookie mistake, it happens.
i think melbourne still has daylight savings like a povo state so it could be 11pm
yea we do lmao, also so true about chicks not getting asked for i.d, i get asked like 4 times just cause i look 16 and i’m a dude
@@sergeantpopsicle9490 you look 12 you little skeg
Weird of you to assume the day’s gender like that
@@jersmont1309 nah is more like 9 pm
And then the bouncer goes home to his house that he shares with five other guys, smokes 8 cones and stares at the roof wondering if he should go to tafe or something
Who the fuck would want to go to a 'club' in Australia anyway 🤡 - Save your money and go to Germany and Holland.. At least the crowd isn't made up of cashed-up bogans with 8-word vocabularies...
I hate how spot on that is, I worked as a bouncer for a few years when I first moved out, and that sentence accurately describes at least %70 of the people I worked with.
the the hell do you know our routine?
As a girl trying to get our guy mates into clubs this is so accurate 🤣
Every guy needs at least one girl, preferably two, to have real confidence you can get in
sexist innit
I personally enjoy playing the game of making friends with girls in the line so they can make sure we get in.
@@jtdametime8632 respect
Nah just need to smash on enough outside
@@jtdametime8632 happened to me, security said I couldn't get in a I need a girl with me. Came back 5 mins later with someone from the line, other security guy said I couldn't come in but the original one said I could coz I found a girl to go with
darcys acting as the 37 girls was outstanding
"well this is just fucked": my reaction everytime someone convinces me to go to a nightclub
As a Gold Coaster, can confirm I was getting into clubs pretty regularly when I was 14. Good to know 20 years on, the low standards for teen girls remain the same.
You sound like fun!
Who the fuck would want to go to a 'club' in Australia anyway 🤡 - Save your money and go to Germany and Holland.. At least the crowd isn't made up of cashed-up bogans with 8-word vocabularies...
Me too! 😂
ran into this back in 98. i was in a group of 4 waiting to get into a place to meet with a much larger group of old school friends. they wouldn't let my friend in because he looked lebanese (he wasn't). we all stood to the side and tried calling people from the larger group already inside because at this point because of the arguing none of us were getting in. our friends didn't hear the phone in there and the bouncers wouldn't let them know we were there. the bouncers were pricks about it however we caught the eye of someone that had come down the stairs to check her phone. we literally had a yelling conversation with her because the bouncers wouldn't even let us get close. long story short she went back up stairs and told the rest of our friends just as some others turned up. 26 people walked out of that club a few minutes later giving it to the bouncers the entire time with another 9 of us standing out front. it kinda dulled the inside a little and there weren't many waiting out front either. we all went to a bar on the corner a couple hundred meters down the road and spent our money there.
Problem is most security are out sourced so their pay doesn't require making money for club . Went to dinner at the King's cross and 4 forty year Olds went to get a beer after at a near empty bar 3 got in I had expired licence so we were all refused at an empty bar !
This is a pretty good story that just solidifies this has been happening for years. What city was this?
@@tjwest2605 sydney, oxford street.
it's like they actively try to sabotage the business
When I visited Sydney, I went to the Ivy with some people from my hostel. Managed to get in, but not until after I got pulled from the line because they claimed my ID was on a "no entry allowed" list. Had to explain there was no way I could be someone who got kicked out because I had literally landed in the country for the first time that day lol
Honestly if clubs didn't do this they would get way more business. I know so many people who just flat out refuse to go clubbing because they've either had a bad experience like this or heard too many stories. It's the one business model where they just flat out treat their customers like shit and look down on them even though the name of the industry is hospitality
legit you only have this problem in VIC and NSW their clubbing standards there are so stuck up compared to places like QLD
Nah, ferrari business model's the same mate
Dunno if you noticed but clubs are always bursting hence the giant lines and shooing away blokes lol. That's why they get away with that, they already got enough business
@@horsepuncher95 they actually arent, clubbing has been on a sharp decline because ppl just rather go to a big houseparty with sound system or a festival... which after factoring drinks in you need to have in a club for it to be remotely fun its all the same price anyway....
They do this to avoid a sausage fest
the bouncer with his hoodie on is too accurate tbh
I’ve only been let in a club twice. All other attempts were rejections like this. The first time I got let in, I got kicked out within 10 minutes. The second time I got let in was only because I was working for Frenchy
You must dress atrociously or turn up very drunk
Really, I’ve never been turned away. U must just rock up extremely drunk
🧢
I got let into Gilligan’s tonight guys
once punched on with a bouncer for denying me entry to a brisbane club for my outfit despite it being pretty much the same as 4 of my mates that were just let in, funny thing was the other bouncer at the door just let it happen for a bit i think he was as fed up with his shit as i was
Was it prohibition lol
whuch club
@@Marchen07 it was definitely prohibition
bro i got into the met and retros last friday without a physical ID and shorts n a tshirt lmao
@@ronnana694 the met is actual filth
as va young Australian female, can confirm 😂never had an issues getting into a club even when I was absolutely off chops
and that's your only talent
@@Resilience93 loser
You live life on easy difficulty, of course you haven't had issues there. You've hardly had issues elsewhere.
@@j4y167 What kind of incel bullshit is this bro
Jesus do you lads wanna turn down your salt.
last time i went to a well known night club i was wearing aldi pants, a work hoodie and a pair of dodgy kicks, my mates were even dressed worse, just as well we knew the management lol, straight to the front of the line and through the doors while people who take it all seriously just look confused and bewildered by our celebrity treatment lol
It's not WHAT you know, it's WHO you know 😂
You came here to brag about how you got into a night club looking like shit because you know management 🤣 cringy and they weren't bewilded by your "celebrity treatment" just pissed of cause they were waiting longer... lol
As a female with a fake I.D back when I was clubbing, I never knew how difficult it was for the lads to get inside a club. Hats off to the fellas out there every weekend having to pay to gain entry and know the secret handshake 🤝
Happened to me once, a girl I know was texting me from inside, wanting me to come in. Bouncer wouldn't let me in apparently I looked "drunk" I'd had like two drinks prior.
lmao so true , once I was piss drunk and acting like a moron in line and my mate who had literally only had 1 drink and was the most sober in our group got pulled aside and told he had to sober up before getting let inside
"slayy, i will babe" 😭why did you make bro say that
lmao
This is electric is accurate as fuck
Love the video mate keep them going!!
This is 100 percent accurate, I personally have experienced this.
Darcey's acting as the iron fence on the side was amazing, keep it up!
How has Darcy ended up in this comment section as well😂
@@Turbo_Tractors bro you’re like a year late
@@Turbo_Tractors haha
Or when your mate gets in without you
"he has like 28 followers on soundcloud n stuff" 💀
This is such an insanely accurate portrayal of Aussie bouncers.
The seccy at the door got assaulted by a staff member. He took a decent blow to the side of the head and dropped. I helped the dude up, grabbed his glasses for him, even gave him my sanitizer to clean his hands after he scraped them decent on some dirty Geelong footpath.
After making sure he was okay, I got back in line. Got to the door and he told me to get lost because no trackies inside....I was wearing motorbike jeans...that look like regular jeans...and one of the girls ahead of us literally had Ghanda trackies on.
Absolute bruh moment.
What Geelong club bro
@@DJTOM_ Probably Lamby's or Home House. This was years ago so don't quite remember but likely one of those two.
@@jadsmvs8651 2 worst clubs in geelong haha sorry to hear that
Hahahahaha, when I visited melbourne with my mates, the pub/club didn’t let us in cause 2 of us had hoodies on, and the second club refused us cause the male:female ratio was too far to the male side. Got told “its not happening tonight boys”
"you're lucky we have a good relationship, fence" HAHA love it
i get annoyed just watching this LMAO
Hard for me to tell if it's accurate. I just go to punk and metal dives where as long as you haven't just thrown up on yourself it's all good.
Ha I feel this from when I was younger. Sketchy dives with the good music.
this is the only feeling of power that a bouncer will ever get
Not really, if they’re big and strong and trained they can dominate just about anyone.
@@Leo-gp4tu i meant social power, but i see what you mean
@@Leo-gp4tu They end up getting glassed at 3am by some skitzed out fool anyway.
@@DinoPimp easy workers comp
“your TN’s are a fire hazard” is the best i’ve heard.
I once got denied in Perth because "oi! we seen yah walkin' up. You're walking real funny mate, no piss heads" "uummm I havent had anything to drink, I have a replaced ankle." *shows massive scar* "yeah not tonight gimpy"
Should have ended it with that dude working the door not even being the doorman. He was just the last surviving dude from another line.
Only ever been refused entry twice, one was at tramp, the other was at electric because it was a guestlist only night
You actually sound like my high school teachers cracking down when you dont follow the dress code
Love this guys videos always make me laugh
Darcys acting as the 37 girls was impeccable
Ahh, I see you have followed in my ways... young apprentice.
This sounds pretty accurate I go to clubs in Gold Coast I wasn't allowed in one time cuz I was wearing basketball shorts that was all anything but shorts like them
Darcy’s acting as the 37 girls might be one of the best displays of acting I’ve ever seen
I kinda don't get why so many people are into clubs. It's crowded, expensive and the music though listenable depending on the club you choose, could be better. I'm more of a house party enjoyer, you can get black out drunk no problem and you can choose between talking to people or just laying on the couch with other people to calm down.
Yeah I used never understand it either until I actually went, it fun when you are right in front of the dj booth but otherwise it’s pretty average. There are obviously downsides but just depends where your priorities are at I guess. Everyone enjoys different vibes ❤
If you do it right they're a blast. Ever since I went to Europe though I just don't bother with Australian clubs. Everyone makes fun of the Germans for their rules but no one gives a fuck what you're doing there as long as you're not being violent. The feeling of just knowing you will be left alone by police or security if you're not a dickhead and mind your own business is unparalleled liberation.
I just can't be fucked with Sydney seccies coming up to you every 5 minutes and shining a light in your eyes because you have your eyes closed, monging out to the music and no fucking thank you to cops bringing dogs into a venue or pulling you out and searching you because you're showing signs of having taken mdma.
Cant imagine even dating a girl from a club eww. She'll be cheating on you every friday night like seriously just go to a brothel if you're that desperate.
It used to be the easiest way to get laid before the advent of tinder. Unless there's a good vibe, I don't see the point.
20 years ago, I used to go clubbing with mates. 1st thing I learned was "Never go clubbing with mates". Especially if they were pissed. 2nd thing I learnt was it doesn't hurt to talk to the bouncers if you were going somewhere else. A bit of recognition doesn't hurt. 3rd thing was it doesn't hurt to look like a cop (I was a Soldier at the time) but no-one wants to stop a guy who looks like he's on a mission.
Never had issues with clothes or bothered to wait in line.
Darcy did a great job playing the 37 girls in this video, I did not see that coming
I love it when he mentions places in Albury cuz I get the jokes
This is too funny 😂😂😂😂
c'mon this is electric 😂😂😂
Bro ur just the G.O.A.T Of YT MY FAV YTBER
ANOTHER. BRILLIANT. ONE.
Greetings from Perth
Dude really outed Public House like this
yep
goat od yt
Darcy’s acting as the 37 girls was immaculate
one time i got rejected from the club cuz the bouncer saw me eating apples i found in the bush
Goodness
Nice Video Bro!
It might’ve only been Persa and Yah Yahs, but I got into both with my shirt dripping wet because I’d just washed vomit off it. My shorts were also kinda covered in vomit. I definitely smelled like vomit. I spewed all over myself in the Uber. Honestly the local pub probably wouldn’t have let me in. I pulled that night, and on review it was in fact a good looking female. Drunk confidence can get you a decent way sometimes lol.
Haha this is a quality story
This is the stuff dreams are made of
You’re an animal 😂
Boys we’ve found him
Lol, I remember people getting turned away from the club for not having black shoes. My mate only white on his shoes, so we would solve this with boot polish.
They are a lot less choosy about who they let into the clubs now, probably because they cant afford to lose out on the money.
Reminds me of all the people who lined up to get into berghain in Berlin …. Then I got in wearing pink shorts 😊
Accurate as
fmd haha way on point
love it
Sad and accurate
fax
U should do every out of school fight
So true about how little people dress up
Cant believe you could afford those 37 girls for the video. You made it bro.
I shit you not this is exactly what happened when I went to Melbourne this weekend 🥴🥴
lol got told to be on the guest list at electric both times i went
Certified eshay free zone
Tell someone who cares muscles 😂😂
This video is just funny
Yooo Liam stole the fairbans
How did u get footage of the line at public house
At least yall have nightclubs
i literally dont go out unless someone i know is working or has a list. totally pointless without
Dam "Public House" in Richmond knocked you back did they?
love you liam
'Maybe we'll just go to LeBrons house...' 🤣
Lol
I go every weekend and they all know me so I got privileges but I had to earn that. It’s a steep climb. 😂
Yeah and then you get kicked out instantly for ordering a tequila shot, it's fucked, it's so fucked.
Why? They got a thing against tequilla?
In bris never had this problem, all clubs in the valley just don’t give a fuck aslong as you got 20 bucks for entry 💀💀
Dead straight, same in Adelaide. Get ya name on an FB door list and they’ll let anyone in they don’t gaf
yeah QLD is wayy more chill and the clubs are better anyway because everyone isn't trying so hard
never been turned away from a club in brissy but 2 mates have 1. for wearing fucking gym shorts and the other vomint 2 mins before getting inline for the club
We got the bouncers a bucket of kfc in Pahran and they let us in 😂
That's genius
could also be getting into clubs in christchurch.
Every weekend on hindley street
😂
could you imagine if paddys was like that they wouldn't let anyone in
Nice vid 👍
never disapouints
maybe its because i live in perth but this just doesn't happen over here
This video makes me glad I’m from the US
its like this in la too haha
Only way you can get in to most wanker bars on weekends as a guy is to ask a group of girls in the line if they will help you in. But the same clubs always end up full of 50yo businessmen running around on estrus.
this is why he said business (collar)
This is literally argyle in sydney lmfao
Mate, so true. This happened to me and my mates. Bouncer said it was because of our shoes. Such BS.
As a young man is Brisbane never had any issue getting into anywhere, I was known for wondering off and getting into the 'hard' clubs even though I was so drunk I couldn't remember.
love your vids
24 People commented after 1 minute and saying nice vid when the video is 4 minutes and 53 seconds
I got accused by seccy of doing rack at marly bar in Newtown then got kicked out. Legit have never done rack in my life
Cuz do you actually live in Yarra? Gotta do a Colab sometime 😅
Best notification of the day
yeah its crazy here. Even post malone couldnt get in.
He could get in the club in the past, however not in the present.. hopefully by the time i post this he will be able to post malone
The best joke was saying to try go out in Sydney instead.
Nanny State Australia - this is so true. Sydney far worse than Melbourne mind. Europe - totally different experience.
Berlin is worse
Yeah Sydney clubbing is pure shit. Especially during the lockdown era. Seeing a bunch of sober rejects confusedly wandering the Sydney CBD in shame was amazing. Also once the club's locked up at midnight the girls would get sick of the sleazy guys and just leave and by 1am it was just a bunch of lads living it up, though it was a total sausage fest.
@@Skatted I had a few epic nights in Berlin. 90's and 2000's mind...?
@@jamesc8968 When the city got locked out and they sold the club's to developers, they sold the cities soul. #CasinoMike now has a gig with a big bank and is unaccountable for ruining the city. Very sad.