Casually Explained: The Club

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  • @TheVulpesh
    @TheVulpesh 4 роки тому +12525

    I love how he causally left his jacket.

  • @IceDragon978
    @IceDragon978 8 років тому +4048

    "I always try to pace myself by not having enough money"
    Hits waaaaaay too close to home lmao

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 5 років тому +39

      You don’t necessarily need money to get trashed at a bar. I once had $0 on me but throughout the night I just swiped drinks left on the bar when nobody was looking haha

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 4 роки тому +63

      Jarrett Stork that’s disgusting... Good way to get hepatitis or herpes.

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 4 роки тому +5

      John Johnson well most of them were untouched lol, they were just sitting at the bar and the people who ordered them had their backs turned

    • @losenge
      @losenge 4 роки тому +68

      i expect nothing less from a guy named jarrett

    • @jarrettstork9883
      @jarrettstork9883 4 роки тому +1

      aj ً why is that? I don’t even go by that name most of the time actually

  • @ckcv44
    @ckcv44 2 роки тому +2105

    "When you're getting a drink, always try to remember:
    Too much and you will make a fool of yourself,
    Not enough and you'll remember."
    *Words to live by*

    • @daisy-mm3vk
      @daisy-mm3vk 2 роки тому +14

      I'll choose the first option, thank you very much.

    • @danellboy5757
      @danellboy5757 Рік тому

      Remember what?

  • @SplashAttackTCG
    @SplashAttackTCG 7 років тому +4237

    "You can't expect someone to walk over and add value to your night if you don't add to theirs."
    *Wow, that was really deep and insightful. Thank you!*

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 5 років тому +71

      But it's rather difficult without buying them a drink...which means you're kinda a pushover if you do...and spoiling the overspoiled...is that even a good thing?

    • @BusinessWolf1
      @BusinessWolf1 2 роки тому +22

      @@Goblin_Hands no, has nothing to do with that.

    • @jordant.teeterson3100
      @jordant.teeterson3100 2 роки тому +9

      Congrats your incellism is cured.

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 2 роки тому

      I add value with my face... sadly only 1 time a girl invited me to join their dancing team - the percentage of really pretty girls in clubs are similar to that of in a shopping mall

    • @egg-iu3fe
      @egg-iu3fe 2 роки тому +12

      but then you're adding value to someone else's night when they didn't add any value to yours

  • @swoozie
    @swoozie 8 років тому +15282

    I'm hype that I'm not the only one who takes their etch-a-sketch to da club

  • @Soniti1324
    @Soniti1324 7 років тому +6258

    "How do you dance?"
    Pretend like you're fighting invisible ninjas.
    Go forth to victory my child.

    • @TheUltimateEel
      @TheUltimateEel 7 років тому +187

      This is good advice

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 5 років тому +60

      Soniti1324 That’s actually pretty good

    • @joaoleites94
      @joaoleites94 5 років тому +384

      @@TheUltimateEel Until you roundhouse kick a girl in the face :(

    • @elton6031
      @elton6031 4 роки тому +32

      @@joaoleites94 this ^

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 4 роки тому +129

      @@joaoleites94 It s worse when you perform Scorpion s fatality on her.

  • @boizebra
    @boizebra 4 роки тому +5967

    Damn, there he goes with that Corona smh

    • @Yesso_real
      @Yesso_real 4 роки тому +13

      Boi Zebra original.

    • @malumute
      @malumute 4 роки тому +4

      LMAO

    • @glizzy9596
      @glizzy9596 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @GodOfChaos_HeXa
      @GodOfChaos_HeXa 4 роки тому +100

      he made corona jokes before corona was a thing hes a god

    • @boizebra
      @boizebra 4 роки тому +9

      Slap Happy Pappy it’s okay, I saw your laugh. Just happy I could make someone smile :)

  • @wizardsensei2506
    @wizardsensei2506 4 роки тому +800

    I think “regret” is just Tinnitus.

    • @pavma7
      @pavma7 4 роки тому +23

      So true man fucking underground metal concerts just shred your ears.

    • @leenevin8451
      @leenevin8451 4 роки тому +33

      that's the joke

  • @gh0std3lta84
    @gh0std3lta84 8 років тому +3420

    Casually Explained: One Night Stand

  • @PeytonB
    @PeytonB 8 років тому +3852

    I keep my finger on the space bar at all times so I don't miss subtle jokes in the video

  • @MatthewCoast
    @MatthewCoast 7 років тому +869

    This is my experience of the club too

    • @RudolfJvVuuren
      @RudolfJvVuuren 3 роки тому +8

      same...unless they play metal

    • @ethancbaker2002
      @ethancbaker2002 3 роки тому +7

      Same except I don’t go to clubs :(

    • @hadassah6563
      @hadassah6563 3 роки тому +1

      @@ethancbaker2002 don't be sad. I don't either, and I couldn't care less

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 роки тому

      @@ethancbaker2002 wanna go to da club

  • @ILoveLyricsGirl22
    @ILoveLyricsGirl22 7 років тому +253

    I'm fucking dead, "it checks all the warning boxes, one word misspelled..." the place I go clubbing literally has Disko-tek in the name

  • @Don-tg1ns
    @Don-tg1ns 8 років тому +4371

    i come here for laughs.. but i leave knowing that existence is pain and the only escape is death.

    • @mischiviousteefmonster3900
      @mischiviousteefmonster3900 8 років тому +51

      ok have fun then you worthless peace of space

    • @Don-tg1ns
      @Don-tg1ns 8 років тому +32

      Mad Donut kk👌

    • @sirbow2
      @sirbow2 8 років тому +61

      Alright, Rick! I've had enough of your negativeness.

    • @beeznutz4351
      @beeznutz4351 6 років тому +22

      Mad Donut Hey, you're wrong; his or her's organs could probably be sold for some cash.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 5 років тому +8

      Buddhism be like:

  • @AdarshPandeyFilms
    @AdarshPandeyFilms 8 років тому +8402

    The only way i can describe u is "God of subtle humour"

    • @SeanCameronD
      @SeanCameronD 8 років тому +178

      No, he's definitely trying to be funny. He just succeeds, unlike other channels.

    • @Mediocartoons
      @Mediocartoons 7 років тому +35

      He's the good type of funny. He's such a good comic that it doesn't seem like he's TRYING - but he is, trust me if he wasn't he'd upload whatever every day.(check me out tho)

    • @zakh1579
      @zakh1579 7 років тому +32

      he is trying to be funny though and his humour is the kind of humour that sounds like he doesnt mean it in a funny way, but i do think he is rlly funny tho (hope u understood what i meant sry for my shit english)

    • @devibiswa9971
      @devibiswa9971 7 років тому

      Baby song

    • @emporatikatrox
      @emporatikatrox 7 років тому +30

      spotted the american

  • @stereopsych6381
    @stereopsych6381 4 роки тому +219

    I was wondering why I saw a guy with an etch-a-sketch the other day at the club.
    Now I understand....

  • @petruSarac
    @petruSarac Рік тому +36

    Clubs were the dread of my youth. Good thing I found hiking so I can drink in a more peaceful place.

  • @powboy01
    @powboy01 8 років тому +1432

    why do I feel a significant decrease in my low social skills when I watch your videos?

    • @AEO21Productions
      @AEO21Productions 8 років тому +222

      self awareness and confidence are like opposites man. that's why alcohol makes you more confident, only because it diminishes self awareness and let's us act stupid without worrying about acting stupid.. so no worries, you'll be drunk at the club you won't realize your social skills are terrible!

    • @powboy01
      @powboy01 8 років тому +21

      my comment wasn't very serious...I guess I'm starting the video and my subconscious tells me that I'll find an advice in the video, but I know consciously that his videos are pure sarcasm

    • @AD-su6jy
      @AD-su6jy 6 років тому +8

      Albert Ochoa not always true

    • @Pattyobrien3
      @Pattyobrien3 6 років тому +14

      It's comforting to be among our own kind.

    • @idontknow898
      @idontknow898 4 роки тому +13

      McLovin McBabies He actually does have legitimate info in his videos but he just presents it in a sarcastic, witty manner

  • @Free2PlayGamerNation
    @Free2PlayGamerNation 8 років тому +897

    "Snorting lines with Elon Musk"
    I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

    • @Bibbedibob
      @Bibbedibob 8 років тому +143

      on a model......S

    • @haix576
      @haix576 8 років тому +48

      How did you find it *that* funny?

    • @RenZoneNL
      @RenZoneNL 8 років тому +3

      lol yeah like really

    • @chrise7180
      @chrise7180 8 років тому

      You haven't seen the vid eh?

    • @Free2PlayGamerNation
      @Free2PlayGamerNation 8 років тому

      I feel like my comment is at the top (I can't tell on mobile)
      But, those 244 likes are saying something.

  • @Anastasia-qt4lh
    @Anastasia-qt4lh 4 роки тому +2945

    Me in quarantine watching this...
    "He said the c Word!"

  • @Thedreamer20015
    @Thedreamer20015 3 роки тому +145

    The key to having fun at the bar is to just simply be way too drunk to focus on things for too long.

  • @lindabuth
    @lindabuth 7 років тому +2633

    "Don't worry about your dancing. Just look happy.....
    (long pause)
    On the outside" 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali 3 роки тому +13

      1.2k likes, 3 years but no reply,
      wtf commenter?

    • @anshulverma1950
      @anshulverma1950 3 роки тому +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 1 comment so I decided to comment here.

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 роки тому +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 2 comments so I decided to comment here.

    • @Aadhitiya_Murali
      @Aadhitiya_Murali 3 роки тому +2

      oh god this gonna turn into a cringe thread, wtf did i just start?

    • @komeil_grrr
      @komeil_grrr 3 роки тому +1

      Hey there, it had been 3yrs and only 4 comments so I decided to comment here.

  • @purefunguy
    @purefunguy 8 років тому +1591

    He forgot to mention having a high expectation of hooking up with a girl in a tight outfit like in a Hollywood movies.

    • @evooff
      @evooff 8 років тому +89

      It's true though. And if it hasn't happened yet, she just didn't drink enough, so get her even more drunk.

    • @domestic_sausage8643
      @domestic_sausage8643 8 років тому +7

      yeah, i've only had that happen once, and it was with a friend of a friend lmao.

    • @beefmomma
      @beefmomma 6 років тому +49

      Just get drunk as fuck, always works somehow

    • @PatPrika42
      @PatPrika42 6 років тому +31

      ThatSink she can’t call rape if she unconscious

    • @Rspsand07
      @Rspsand07 5 років тому +17

      You can get a hooker for 15 minutes for $60 going to a club usually blows like $100-150. So no need to stress about hooking up. Just throw in an extra 60 bux at the end of a night and get a hooker.

  • @user-fp1go9fl7n
    @user-fp1go9fl7n 3 роки тому +83

    Clubs are weird. They feel really awkward. For me it was like a place when I dearly wanted to go, I couldn't because I wasn't allowed or invited, but later when I actually got invited, I didn't want to go there again ever. Thanks for such a relatable video.

  • @STICKGUYMB
    @STICKGUYMB 4 роки тому +264

    2:03 UHHH why do the subtitles say "intention of beating your future wife" and why do I gotta laugh so hard

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 4 роки тому +2

      That's gonna be a big no.

    • @adipsous
      @adipsous 3 роки тому +5

      What's so funny, that's the intention whenever I go CLUBBING. get it? get it?

  • @GrandDukeCaesar
    @GrandDukeCaesar 7 років тому +6329

    Doing lines with Elon Musk, and doing body shots off a Model....... S

    • @yeoffthelegend6202
      @yeoffthelegend6202 6 років тому +9

      Caçador And No Vids so lit

    • @maxcaulfield5500
      @maxcaulfield5500 4 роки тому +9

      This was so on point

    • @WhoThisMonkey
      @WhoThisMonkey 4 роки тому +14

      Sounds like the opposite of a good time to me, only idiots snort coke.
      You have to be completely fucking brain dead to start that shit up.

    • @wav3561
      @wav3561 4 роки тому +29

      British Wrath nah bro sometimes you just gotta do some blow for the send man

    • @harrisonteo4969
      @harrisonteo4969 4 роки тому +16

      @@WhoThisMonkey You haven't lived my friend

  • @noanimezone3149
    @noanimezone3149 8 років тому +1646

    Oh no. I binge watched all of Casually Explained videos.
    ...
    What do I do now?

    • @SlayerPJO
      @SlayerPJO 8 років тому +40

      watch you suck at cooking's videos if you haven't already

    • @noanimezone3149
      @noanimezone3149 8 років тому +15

      Funny that you'd suggest that.. cause yes I already have watched his vids :')

    • @noanimezone3149
      @noanimezone3149 8 років тому +24

      I.. I have..
      Maybe I have no life

    • @SlayerPJO
      @SlayerPJO 8 років тому

      There's Mikasacus too, who has a similar feel. Especially good if you like Overwatch

    • @DakuHonoo
      @DakuHonoo 8 років тому +1

      pray for him to make more because you'll be done in a little over an hour

  • @galdiana9290
    @galdiana9290 6 років тому +69

    Your dry sense of humor and clever videos always make me laugh, keep them up ❤️

  • @L0RDK3Y
    @L0RDK3Y 3 роки тому +72

    Me an introvert: Funny you think I’m confident enough to go to a club

    • @30803080308030803081
      @30803080308030803081 3 роки тому +27

      Confidence and introversion are completely different things.

    • @erik9420
      @erik9420 3 роки тому +13

      @@30803080308030803081 Introversion and lack of confidence do tend to appear together though.

    • @Ajax020Paris
      @Ajax020Paris 3 роки тому

      You are good enough to go obviously

    • @theaveragemegaguy
      @theaveragemegaguy 2 роки тому +2

      Clubs are for anyone! Don’t be afraid :)

    • @shittymcrvids3119
      @shittymcrvids3119 2 роки тому

      I'm an introvert and I like the club, it's too loud to talk anyways :)

  • @fxckmoezy841
    @fxckmoezy841 8 років тому +222

    Missed out going to the toilet to look at yourself in the mirror telling yourself you're okay, while an African guy tries to sell perfume and handing you tissue.

    • @TheRABIDdude
      @TheRABIDdude 6 років тому +18

      Omfg yes those activities make up about 90% of the time I spend in clubs XD

    • @caterpillarpillar8902
      @caterpillarpillar8902 4 роки тому +1

      Nice boondocks reference lol

  • @jgpwlcs36
    @jgpwlcs36 8 років тому +1176

    I love the part where I black out and wake up in bed the next morning, check my bank app, and realize I spent $150

    • @thomato981
      @thomato981 8 років тому +14

      Have you really spent that much one club night? Dang..

    • @jgpwlcs36
      @jgpwlcs36 8 років тому +109

      thomato981 I have lol. But honestly, thats chump change compared to what some people spend. I've definitely seen people spend $500+

    • @bronzenemo
      @bronzenemo 8 років тому +101

      $150 for a single night is not bad. Cover, drinks for friends, drinks for girls (or guys), drinks for you? Id be impressed if you managed to do all that and only spend 150. Mostly because clubs are usually stupid overpriced.

    • @jgpwlcs36
      @jgpwlcs36 8 років тому +30

      Nehemiah Robenstine Well I don't usually go to clubs, I go to bars which are free to get in. I live in the city so an Uber downtown is like $8. And drinks are like $5 a piece because I only drink like Smirnoff and Captain and whatnot so its kinda a lot considering I can buy a handle at the liquor store for $25 and get blackout drunk doing that lol

    • @thomato981
      @thomato981 8 років тому +4

      Now I know more about clubs cool. Have a good day.

  • @paulhk2727
    @paulhk2727 4 роки тому +117

    2:09 "Sip on a Corona"
    **Suspicious 2020 noises**
    2:27 "And I can't carry all my Coronas"
    ***SUSPICIOUS 2020 NOISES INTENSIFY***

    • @dinkbros4723
      @dinkbros4723 4 роки тому +3

      Lol, pretty suspicious with quarantine and the Corona happening

    • @davigamesp53
      @davigamesp53 3 роки тому

      Vietnã flashbacks intenssifies

  • @THESpoonyLegs
    @THESpoonyLegs 6 років тому +35

    There is literally a club named distrikt in my city

  • @scott4398
    @scott4398 8 років тому +508

    Step 1: Don't be under 5'10
    Step 2: Don't start balding in your 20s.

  • @Googladesh
    @Googladesh 8 років тому +254

    Casually Explained: Tinder

  • @jack-meoff
    @jack-meoff 4 роки тому +134

    2017: *sips corono*
    Everyone: * fine *
    2020: *sips corona*
    Everyone: * :0 *

  • @InternetThe
    @InternetThe Рік тому +18

    The key is to only go to clubs that play music that you love. The rest won't matter because now you can enjoy great music on a sick soundsystem.

    • @jakubnowak649
      @jakubnowak649 Рік тому +1

      Well I hope there's a club that plays jazz in my town

  • @LazerLord10
    @LazerLord10 8 років тому +865

    If I ever end up going to a club, I'm bringing an etch-a-sketch. I wonder if anyone else would get the joke.
    Probably not.

    • @brendanmccune3166
      @brendanmccune3166 3 роки тому +9

      did you ever end up doing it????

    • @LazerLord10
      @LazerLord10 3 роки тому +87

      @@brendanmccune3166 Never went to a club because I'm a lonely loner :(
      But I have improved on my etch-a-sketch skills.

    • @iamverybigsad
      @iamverybigsad 3 роки тому +10

      @@LazerLord10 its all baby steps

    • @SenhorAlien
      @SenhorAlien 3 роки тому +31

      Yeah, you see, I don't think anyone who watches a Casually Explained video titled The Club ever goes to a club

    • @qcklu
      @qcklu 3 роки тому +1

      @@SenhorAlien I watched it. Am 8 safe now? No worrying about ending up in a club?

  • @sqwale7
    @sqwale7 7 років тому +540

    "Club entropy"
    "Plot hearing loss in Excel"
    This guy is the funniest geek out there!!!!!

  • @BrazenBullXXX
    @BrazenBullXXX 6 років тому +18

    "One word: Misspelled". The closest club to me is named "Elektric" lol

  • @john-ve1hi
    @john-ve1hi 5 років тому +20

    0:34 when you skip legday

  • @Thecolonelab
    @Thecolonelab 8 років тому +1789

    *immediately clicks as soon as notification pops up*

  • @callumscott5107
    @callumscott5107 8 років тому +129

    I went to a club for the first time last night and I cannot believe how accurate this is, jesus christ.

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 роки тому

      Inaccurate for the most part
      What type of entrance security even asks for the DNI? then there is the stereotype that they are all buff and really tall

    • @callumscott5107
      @callumscott5107 2 роки тому +13

      @@ServeraServera0 Thanks for making me realise that the first time I went to the club was only 5yrs ago. Crazy stuff.

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 роки тому +3

      @@callumscott5107 Time goes flying

    • @tahini1
      @tahini1 2 роки тому

      @@ServeraServera0 DNI? thats from spanish lol. in america they do ask for it i think💀

    • @ServeraServera0
      @ServeraServera0 2 роки тому +2

      @@tahini1 DNI = ID
      It depends on who you are, your friends, your connections, the amount of traffic, the event and your relationship with the bouncer for you to get your ID asked or not
      I have never gave my ID to a bouncer and if they asked for it I negotiated with them to just let me in, works always

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 5 років тому +11

    If I went to a club and someone was doodling on an Etch-a-Sketch at the bar... that's my new best friend.

  • @lizannedsouza1838
    @lizannedsouza1838 2 роки тому +2

    I love the bit when he is packing his etch-a-sketch to go home. So adorable!

  • @DiaXisHD
    @DiaXisHD 8 років тому +243

    I decided not to get drunk at a party. Did not have fun.

    • @902d
      @902d 8 років тому +63

      That's why it's not fun. I reckon cleaning the house drunk is as fun as clubbing...

    • @Baldoxxx4000
      @Baldoxxx4000 8 років тому

      week works just as good or even better :)

    • @ProlificPianist
      @ProlificPianist 7 років тому +3

      ಠ_ಠ Yea the one time I get invited to a party. Immediately knew the only means of escape was through Crown and Jack.

    • @legrandfromage9682
      @legrandfromage9682 7 років тому

      You must have interesting friends

    • @abefromansausagekingofchic6480
      @abefromansausagekingofchic6480 6 років тому +5

      If i dont want to drink, i usually just take a few edibles, sit in a chair, and observe all the drunk people. Its a good time

  • @CCPvirus141
    @CCPvirus141 8 років тому +210

    you forgot to mention overpriced drinks.

    • @Goblin_Hands
      @Goblin_Hands 5 років тому +10

      I pregame 12 from the store for their price of 1. Shots are even more of a rip-off.

    • @freeman10000
      @freeman10000 4 роки тому

      Get pissed before you enter the club st o you can nurse one or two drinks inside for a few hours. Yeah, sounds desperate but that's the way it goes!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 4 роки тому +2

      You'd be surprised how popular you become when you snuck in a pint of fireball or Jame-O, because the broke wingman girls who didn't want to be there either will like your style, and you can both connect through your shared inability to pay for overpriced, shit drinks. Scientists understand that this is how babies are made, and the circle of life does another lap.

    • @zbera97
      @zbera97 4 роки тому +3

      Yepp always predrink boys especially shots. Drinks are so expensive in clubs.

  • @r3mpuh
    @r3mpuh 4 роки тому +258

    Video: Mentions Corona.
    UA-cam: PrOmOtE!

    • @Anthony-lz8ju
      @Anthony-lz8ju 4 роки тому +1

      you know its a drink.... right?

    • @pranav2169
      @pranav2169 4 роки тому +1

      @@Anthony-lz8ju you know its a joke... right?

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 4 роки тому

      Also youtube: *smashes the demonizing button*

  • @late8641
    @late8641 2 роки тому +10

    Why do I have to come to UA-cam to actually learn something useful about life? All school taught me is that mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. How's that gonna help me live to see another day after being tricked into going to a night club?

  • @IgnatRemizov
    @IgnatRemizov 8 років тому +443

    This is why I bring earplugs everywhere I go. Gotta protect that hearing!

    • @anewtrend
      @anewtrend 6 років тому +32

      Ignat Remizov a cheaper method is wadding the right amount of toilet paper but not too far back into brain and not too far out where everyone can see you have toilet paper in your ear. When I go camping I can hear squirrels a mile off so I'm glad I saved ears stats.

    • @tony_5156
      @tony_5156 5 років тому +5

      That’s quite strange

    • @ggfdd5925
      @ggfdd5925 5 років тому

      Meh i need the full experience...

    • @Luizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      @Luizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 5 років тому +3

      just go to outdoor raves. You have alot more and better air than in the club, the music isnt as loud as in a club and they often are even during the daytime so you dont need to go at night when most people are on drugs. Not saying it isnt fun to hang with people on mdma or to be on mdma yourself. its great. Everyone should propably try it.

    • @KangJangkrik
      @KangJangkrik 5 років тому +2

      See your headset? That's tells us everything

  • @blackparadoxx9656
    @blackparadoxx9656 8 років тому +845

    Here's is some friendly advice from your neighborhood Stormtrooper.
    Take some Ecstasy before entering the club and it will definitely enhance the experience........especially in the regret department.
    You're welcome.

    • @starogre
      @starogre 8 років тому +9

      why regret?

    • @bungle1531
      @bungle1531 8 років тому +38

      yeah and then have your cognitive function drop to ape like levels. Nah E is for festivals noob

    • @quell82
      @quell82 8 років тому +15

      someone needs to do some more mdma

    • @fjolnir3830
      @fjolnir3830 8 років тому +66

      When you get a huge dump of serotonin your brain stops uptake so the next day you're depressed as fuck, and then you get to remember/regret all the ridiculous shit you said/did last night. Unless you get stoned, in which case the next morning is pretty awesome.

    • @cubedable
      @cubedable 8 років тому +55

      A fucking club isn't worth your serotonin, keep it to special occasions

  • @JR-zd2dw
    @JR-zd2dw 5 років тому +9

    "One word. Misspelled. But now its too late you've been swindled again." :D hahaha

  • @Roshea
    @Roshea 2 роки тому +20

    Clubs are a facade designed to squeeze every possible cent out of you. The moment I realized a lot of mid-to-higher end clubs pay women to flirt with you to get you to buy drinks was the moment I wrote off nightlife completely.

  • @invertedgames7993
    @invertedgames7993 8 років тому +659

    I've only ever been to a club once (I live out in the sticks) and this pretty much is what happened.

    • @LotsofSarcasmHD
      @LotsofSarcasmHD 8 років тому +21

      I'm sorry

    • @invertedgames7993
      @invertedgames7993 8 років тому +69

      LotsofSarcasm So am I.

    • @MrSuperpwner01
      @MrSuperpwner01 8 років тому +60

      You used an etch a sketch to carry your drinks and inhaled body shots with Elon Musk off a model? s?

    • @XtraJDK
      @XtraJDK 8 років тому +11

      wait, the Elon musk thing? thats pretty cool

    • @invertedgames7993
      @invertedgames7993 8 років тому +168

      alright, I may have exaggerated a little, it didn't happen exactly like in this video. I didn't have an etch a sketch.

  • @joecro15
    @joecro15 8 років тому +63

    "You'll notice this ringing sound from deep inside your head. This is called regret."
    I died

  • @joleeejoleee11
    @joleeejoleee11 2 роки тому +1

    “happy… on the outside” got me

  • @FF009A
    @FF009A 4 роки тому +3

    "You'll try to look at google maps on your phone; but your battery is dying and so are you."
    Please help. I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

  • @ninodroid2382
    @ninodroid2382 8 років тому +380

    The only club that I did is the club sandwich

  • @crenshawshank
    @crenshawshank 7 років тому +301

    Doing lines off a model..... ...... S.
    I died.

  • @bl8de3
    @bl8de3 3 роки тому +12

    "sip on a corona" - yes.

  • @tevvmusic
    @tevvmusic 4 роки тому +77

    2:10 I would think again about sipping on that corona

  • @theunwantedones9197
    @theunwantedones9197 8 років тому +1452

    *Sign* You forgot to mention the girls that pretend to be interested in you, Get you to buy them drinks and drift off like if you never meet them......Then you see them half an hour later talking to an other guy.......Little Warning for all my guys out there.

    • @Gungus-v1g
      @Gungus-v1g 8 років тому +72

      Damn... Thanks lol

    • @user-rx3js1no3s
      @user-rx3js1no3s 8 років тому +35

      damn what a lil bitch

    • @JMJsama
      @JMJsama 8 років тому +102

      as a girl I can most definitely see other girls doing this, especially attractive ones

    • @theunwantedones9197
      @theunwantedones9197 8 років тому +62

      Yeah Glad I know this little trick but Not all girls are like that so don't just assume give everybody a chance. Use your common sense.

    • @theunwantedones9197
      @theunwantedones9197 8 років тому +41

      To hate the game is to hate life and living, why do that when I could just hate or be wary of that one person....Child.

  • @roses-b3109
    @roses-b3109 8 років тому +186

    Wait, clubs are a real thing?! I thought Jersey Shore made them up......

  • @causecomedy8061
    @causecomedy8061 6 років тому +6

    0:22 my favorite part about distrcit is the itty bitty sidewalk that everyone is crowded on 'cause you know... lets establish the most popular club in town on a the main street regardless of its single lane sidewalks.

  • @YourLocalCafe
    @YourLocalCafe 2 роки тому +1

    Dude your humour is like a story which keeps getting plot twists over and over and all of them change completely how you look at the story.

  • @WateryIce54321
    @WateryIce54321 7 років тому +289

    Friend: "You're in a club to have fun ... just start dancing and look happy"
    *looks at all of the people grinding*
    Me: "I'll be back at the hotel doing drunk java and playing OOT if you need me"

    • @thetacosniper9249
      @thetacosniper9249 4 роки тому +6

      This is true I went to a club yesterday for the first time and the amount of grinding is insane

    • @thetacosniper9249
      @thetacosniper9249 4 роки тому +24

      I ended up grinding

    • @jacobhoover1654
      @jacobhoover1654 3 роки тому

      @@thetacosniper9249 where's a good club? Idk any near me

  • @HuntingtonsDisco
    @HuntingtonsDisco 8 років тому +20

    That explanation of club entropy is way too accurate

  • @Vivi-mp9nn
    @Vivi-mp9nn 5 років тому +4

    drunk navigation is better than sober one. I don’t even remember the way home, but i‘ll always end up there.

  • @DONUTBOY1o1
    @DONUTBOY1o1 6 років тому +1

    I love how subtle the jokes are and the club tips you had in a couple of your scenes were gold😂

  • @Pur3AGL
    @Pur3AGL 8 років тому +350

    So in other words, avoid clubs?

    • @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX
      @XxXVideoVeiwerXxX 8 років тому +43

      Only unless you are under a 7 and don't have parents that make at least 100k a year.

    • @TheAndroiD619
      @TheAndroiD619 8 років тому +2

      what do you mean, if you have rich parents?

    • @RaheezieYasha
      @RaheezieYasha 8 років тому +38

      Clubs are for the rich and attractive. If not, that club is trash.

    • @TheShyRage
      @TheShyRage 8 років тому +2

      Check and check!

    • @qdbuuun
      @qdbuuun 8 років тому +3

      For rich and attractive? Not at all.

  • @ZoglerGames
    @ZoglerGames 8 років тому +64

    He's like a Canadian gradeA just without the bullshit

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 8 років тому +29

      He's Canadian.

    • @ZoglerGames
      @ZoglerGames 8 років тому

      thanks

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 8 років тому +16

      George Hannah Oh, so you change the original message to make me look like a fool? I see how it is. jk dude you fine

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 7 років тому

      I thought he was american

    • @NathanSmith-lc6pp
      @NathanSmith-lc6pp 7 років тому +1

      clowntrooper61
      I'm at least 95% certain he's Canadian.

  • @garyha2650
    @garyha2650 4 роки тому +25

    Hey let's go to a bar and get to know each other where things are so loud we can't even hear our thoughts.

  • @user-tw9wn7xz7w
    @user-tw9wn7xz7w 4 роки тому +10

    I can be dropped of drunk in another continent and still find my way home.

    • @Andre-ih8rv
      @Andre-ih8rv 2 роки тому

      Especially if you're a turtle🐢

  • @VegetasCorndog
    @VegetasCorndog 8 років тому +3855

    You're like grade a but funny

    • @KmFsalama
      @KmFsalama 8 років тому +93

      Shots fired!

    • @Wiizl
      @Wiizl 8 років тому +459

      Yeah, Grade used to be funny but now he's just bitching about everything

    • @CoolRobbit
      @CoolRobbit 8 років тому +321

      WOT?! *fart noise* Wot do yew MEAN I'm bitchin' 'bout everyfin'? Mait, if there wosn't thin's to bitch about, I wou'dn't hahv me a yewtewb channo'!

    • @theabsolutecat915
      @theabsolutecat915 8 років тому +181

      "Now look, am not sayin' that breavin' is stupid, like, but...THINK ABOUT IT MATE! Why do we 'ave to breev through our mouvs, mate? Like, f' FACKS SAKE, MAN! I WANNA BREEV THRU ME EARS, MATE! LIKE MATE, LIKE, F' FACKS SAKE, MAN!"
      *fart noise*
      *title card appears along with KoRn noises*

    • @bagandtag4391
      @bagandtag4391 8 років тому +14

      That sounds way too much like gradeA

  • @austin48
    @austin48 7 років тому +33

    "And in a club, its pretty much impossible to communicate verbally, so you need to adapt to you environment... I bring an Etch-A-Sketch."

  • @carverrodenburg4737
    @carverrodenburg4737 4 роки тому +2

    Club entropy, best joke he’s made. Thermochem at its finest

  • @TuJiVanOers
    @TuJiVanOers 3 роки тому +5

    I thought he made a corona joke, then I saw this video is 4 years old

  • @HellsMascot
    @HellsMascot 7 років тому +35

    Thanks for the Etch-a-Sketch tip

  • @GOD999MODE
    @GOD999MODE 8 років тому +3

    These videos come out in such timely fashion, no lie. I just had conversation with a friend about what going to clubs are like and how I'm not a fan. It's literally this video.

  • @Saaad2
    @Saaad2 4 роки тому +1

    I feel obligated to live by my golden rule of friendship: "FIGHT YOUR OWN FIGHTS"
    Gold!

  • @bluebyrd1300
    @bluebyrd1300 2 роки тому +2

    I like how the animation quality hasn’t change a bit in 5 years

  • @sadekausi
    @sadekausi 7 років тому +8

    0:43 Those stick legs on the bodybuilder dude is one of the funniest jokes I've seen in a long time

  • @Drum8888
    @Drum8888 8 років тому +26

    Thanks for reminding me about my Tinnitus, now I won't stop hearing it for a week.

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 8 років тому

      how could you have forgotten about that

    • @Drum8888
      @Drum8888 8 років тому +6

      yo10057
      My brain drowns it out when I'm not paying attention to it

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 7 років тому +1

      well i guess that makes cents

    • @yo10057
      @yo10057 7 років тому +1

      ...sense

    • @nexeleon5140
      @nexeleon5140 6 років тому

      You have tinnitus?

  • @earlgrey2130
    @earlgrey2130 11 місяців тому +1

    Whats missing is the moment you notice everyone is younger, better looking and you realizing how easily everyone around you is hooking up while you feel super insecure and awkward, therefore getting into an emotional downwards spiral that can only dealt with by getting high as fuck or crying on the toilet before you just leave alone without saying goodbye to anyone 😅

    • @Agent56000
      @Agent56000 2 місяці тому

      Geez I’m sorry about that yo . Hey man remember when we all pass , all this won’t matter

  • @desmondfit_
    @desmondfit_ 3 роки тому +6

    "Sipin´ Corona", well that didn´t age well...

  • @rb3694
    @rb3694 7 років тому +137

    Here's me trying to learn animation properly to make good videos for youtube, little did I know you can still become rich with ms paint.

    • @RobloxGamingCallum
      @RobloxGamingCallum 7 років тому +31

      just gotta bring the funnies

    • @joaoleites94
      @joaoleites94 5 років тому +2

      Good luck bud

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +4

      R B
      Little-known fact: MS paint is short for multiple sclerosis paint.

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 3 роки тому +6

      You could animate youtube videos with a stone tablet and a chisel, as long as you're funny it doesn't matter.

  • @denarii-2971
    @denarii-2971 8 років тому +5

    Your content is what youtube should be. Well done. I woke up one morning and realized all of this about clubs. Haven't been to one since. Miraculously I now find myself with much more money and much less regret.

  • @David-wp2iw
    @David-wp2iw 3 роки тому

    golden rule of friendship - fight your own fights. At first I was laughing but 5 second after dropped my first tear.

  • @TanguyBlanchard
    @TanguyBlanchard 3 роки тому +7

    Joke’s on you, clubs are over

  • @alextjazz
    @alextjazz 7 років тому +5

    When you were writing "Please Subscribe" on the etch-a-sketch I lost my mind.

  • @jfcmsb
    @jfcmsb 8 років тому +7

    "one second you're questioning your existence" too real

  • @dabakonader
    @dabakonader 3 роки тому +12

    "Your going to be single forever. (Roasted)"
    I Plan on it.

  • @thecwd8919
    @thecwd8919 4 роки тому +3

    1:10
    I'm so good that I don't need alcohol to help me make a fool of myself

  • @pleasedontlookatme78789
    @pleasedontlookatme78789 7 років тому +13

    this guys vids never let me down

  • @blazejames47
    @blazejames47 7 років тому +25

    *On a non sarcastic note* clubs really aren't half as bad as they're portrayed to be as long as you take 2:12 to heart

    • @CalvinJGreen
      @CalvinJGreen 4 роки тому +3

      Except you can't hear a fucking thing.
      Clubs are aweful

  • @HoanNguyen-lf3rr
    @HoanNguyen-lf3rr 3 роки тому +3

    "sipping on Corona" hits different now doesnt it

  • @DrakeLovett
    @DrakeLovett 5 років тому +2

    I love all the subtle Victorianisms in this channel, being also from Victoria makes it a lot of fun :D

  • @Blkangerzero99
    @Blkangerzero99 8 років тому +33

    Snorting lines off the tesla
    My rhymes is the best brah

    • @Xackory
      @Xackory 8 років тому +1

      Are

    • @ActionScripter
      @ActionScripter 8 років тому +7

      You failed the test.

    • @B3nNyL3nNy
      @B3nNyL3nNy 7 років тому

      Blkangerzero99 where has casually explained been since I was 18

  • @DazzaKris
    @DazzaKris 7 років тому +3

    "graph your hearing loss in excel."
    I'm dead.

  • @PeterXian
    @PeterXian 4 роки тому +14

    You don’t need a tray to carry all the Coronas these days

  • @EldenRinging
    @EldenRinging 3 роки тому +3

    After some time of consideration I finally pulled out my Nintendo Switch while I was alone in a bar. I enjoyed a couple of drinks, which made the already challenging difficulty of "Hotline Miami" even tougher. But fresh, tasty drinks and a great game with an awesome soundtrack, enjoyed with earphones of course - never felt better by myself in public. True story and highly recommended!

    • @its_johnH
      @its_johnH 2 роки тому +1

      Might as well do that with my phone and Google stadia, playing judgment.