Bro for the first clip, she can’t bite because when the whole ice cream got stuck in her mouth, her jaw got locked which means she can’t bite down. 0:16
Use your fingers to crush the ice cream and then grab your jaw and do a up and around motion to put your jaw back in place and then enjoy the pieces of ice cream (disgusting but works)
As a man who lives 20 minutes from Greensburg Pennsylvania and graduated 3 years before that girl who basically gave her password out... I'm inclined to make a facebook post asking if anyone knows her so she can know she just made it into the biggest bloody legends tik tok reviews lmfao.
Hey Lannan!! Last night at 12:25 AM EST I had to say goodbye to my cat. He was my everything, and videos like these help to make the day better. I love your content man!!!! Please keep making the videos!!!
5:57 The grammar on this is so bad she literally said "seeing if the glass will break OR if we will all fall 918 feet" They're the same thing (I'm a really big grammar freak)
Sarah! Although we have never met, I know you are my true soulmate. Because I was thinking the exact same thing (except I rounded off to 65 million years). I'm so glad you said it first. 😁
are we not going to talk about how Lazar said "These people would have been eaten by velociraptors 7000 years ago." bro needed his own clip in the vid just for that.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@twins_inc not really, now most Christian’s believe genesis was more metaphorical rather than literal so if you ask a Christian when dinosaurs lived they’re most likely gonna say something something million years ago
4:12 I mean, she's technically right. A quadrangle is a shape with 4 angles (also called a quadrilateral because it must also have 4 sides). That specific shape is called a trapezoid. It's a 4 sided shape with 2 of those sides being parallel to each other.
@@nidheemaheshwari8136 It depends where you're from. Here's the Wikipedia snippet about Trapezium: Outside the US and Canada, a quadrilateral with at least one pair of parallel sides (known in the US as a trapezoid). In the US and Canada, a quadrilateral with no parallel sides (known elsewhere as a general irregular quadrilateral)
People can buy an outfit and a flashlight that cops use on Amazon for like 50 bucks Alr it’s fake if it was real the fire department would be taking apart that washing machine
in 10 mins you have 11 k views that is more than 1 thousand people watching your video per second i hope you realise how much your fans support you. we love you lazar, keep up the good work and thanks for making me not bored
11 thousand views in 10 minutes. That's 1100 views per minute. That's 18.3 recurring views per second. I hope to god this was satire or at least you haven't passed grade 6
I'm very undecided as of this moment. Do I like the video because it makes me feel like a genius or do I dislike the video because watching it has surely murdered a whole generation of brain cells in cold blood. Nah I liked the video as always, great stuff and keep it coming.
Why is no one talking about how Lazarbeam said, 'These people would have been eaten alive by velociraptors like 7,000 years ago'
I don’t know why nobody liked this comment or commented
true🗿
hahahahahahahahahha
65,000,000*
The earth is only like 7000 years old that’s why
Bro for the first clip, she can’t bite because when the whole ice cream got stuck in her mouth, her jaw got locked which means she can’t bite down. 0:16
ye but cant she spit it out
@@BloxxyBreathif it’s really crammed in there with just the tounge? no. I would put my fingers in there and squish the ice cream to get it out
No she can't I don't think
lick the ice cream out and then spit in the cone and then wait for it to disolve
Use your fingers to crush the ice cream and then grab your jaw and do a up and around motion to put your jaw back in place and then enjoy the pieces of ice cream (disgusting but works)
As a man who lives 20 minutes from Greensburg Pennsylvania and graduated 3 years before that girl who basically gave her password out... I'm inclined to make a facebook post asking if anyone knows her so she can know she just made it into the biggest bloody legends tik tok reviews lmfao.
Lmao
no one cares
@@4bsuw7wgevajiaeg especially not about you ;)
@@nailujon8959 get a grip ur 12
@@4bsuw7wgevajiaeg and you’re probably 6
You don’t wanna know how many brain cells I lost
Lannan: "These people are so dumb"
Also Lannan: "These people would've been eaten by velociraptors 7000 years ago".
7000 years ago. That sounds “right”
yeah fs that’s what inspired jurassic park 💀
65000000
Lol I thought I was the only person who realized that.
Velociraptors weren’t alive 7k years ago and they were chicken sized so nothing would happen to us
Saw this at 4:30 am since I can’t sleep lazar has the best timing in the world
Tbh u people living in usa r the ones who have shit timing this is a good time for Europe Asia and Africa no one cares abt the americas tbh
I woke up at the same time lol
@Ben shut up ben...
Read my name
Yo live in California huh
“She's stuck on the road, does she become a speed bump?”
Lazarbeam 2022
💀
@YeaMan CAN’T EVEN SPELL PAGE RIGHT LMAO TOUCH GRASS + GARBAGE CONTENT + NO PARENTS
Bump*
Read my name
Speed hump, lmao
2:39 bro thinks we’re in Fortnite 😭
Lol
Lmao 😂😂
Gosh dang! I wish my videos were this good!
Same
is this supposed to be cringy?
nah mate urs are pretty good
cv
Facts
2:25 she is like “When i was little physics wasn’t invented yet so I did it anyway”
that wht im sayimnh
4:37 its only appropriate to make a step bro joke here
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
low key, id be the step bro
I’m glad you finally made a video about yourself! The thumbnail is your entire life in a nutshell!!
3:32 *did she just become a speed bump? 😂😂
Hey Lannan!! Last night at 12:25 AM EST I had to say goodbye to my cat. He was my everything, and videos like these help to make the day better. I love your content man!!!! Please keep making the videos!!!
man im really sorry about your cat, but a s3x bot copied your comment 💀
@@Gog_o NOOOOO
Oh man, I've lost a lot of beloved cats, I'm sorry.
Ive lost alot of loved pets before i know how u feel 😭
@@Gog_o dude that’s actually upsetting then. That’s just salt in the wound
“These people woulda been eaten by velociraptors like 7000 years ago”
-Lazarbeam 2022
I went straight to the comments after he said that
@@kademcmasters1214 same
lol he should have been in this video
*TypicalSmartass* Velociraptors lived more than 70 million years ago
@@TheGaut1987 Yeah
these videos make me feel better about myself but also worse for the future of humanity
7:58 my guy literally had to hold in the laugh when he noticed the interwierers stupidity😂
yeh. Lol
5:57 The grammar on this is so bad she literally said "seeing if the glass will break OR if we will all fall 918 feet" They're the same thing (I'm a really big grammar freak)
Exactly what I said
Eaxactly
Same bro😊
“All those guys would have been eaten by velociraptors like 7,000 years ago” - Lazarbeam
He was saying people are stupid and says that. Lol
@@clarkshark8794 I know lol!
Lol just came down too point that out
I was about to comment this lol he was about 64 million 993,000 years off.
Sarah!
Although we have never met, I know you are my true soulmate. Because I was thinking the exact same thing (except I rounded off to 65 million years).
I'm so glad you said it first. 😁
are we not going to talk about how Lazar said "These people would have been eaten by velociraptors 7000 years ago." bro needed his own clip in the vid just for that.
Bro this comment needs more likes 😆
“I’m telling you man, all these people would’ve been eaten by velociraptors like 7000 years ago”
-Lazarbeam, 2022
Came down here to find if someone would do this
Technically this is Christian belief about dinosaurs
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside, we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
@@twins_inc not really, now most Christian’s believe genesis was more metaphorical rather than literal so if you ask a Christian when dinosaurs lived they’re most likely gonna say something something million years ago
@@30soy13 no
4:09 The quadrangle made me dying LOL
2:38 She thought that she was playing Fortnite
HAHAHAHA THATS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS
03:29 I died bro 💀🤣
4:12 I mean, she's technically right. A quadrangle is a shape with 4 angles (also called a quadrilateral because it must also have 4 sides). That specific shape is called a trapezoid. It's a 4 sided shape with 2 of those sides being parallel to each other.
itsnt it called a trapezium i have always learnt that was a trapezium
@@nidheemaheshwari8136 It depends where you're from. Here's the Wikipedia snippet about Trapezium:
Outside the US and Canada, a quadrilateral with at least one pair of parallel sides (known in the US as a trapezoid).
In the US and Canada, a quadrilateral with no parallel sides (known elsewhere as a general irregular quadrilateral)
yeah i’ve always learned it was called a quadrilateral but i’ve never heard of a quadrangle 💀
ya im from india
@@dominiccory7626 a quadrilateral is just a 4 sided closed figure
“That is you are not speaking English” my favorite quote of 2022
I'm always happy when lazar uploads.
Here before this blows up
Who not?
Here early
Because in the future the likes would have MORE than 36 and lots of comments and so I joined in
Remember kids...
don't drink spoiled milk
0:45 - this reminds me of the things i did as a kid with my guy friend in the past 😭😂
I was having an awful day today, but lazar never fails to make me laugh.
Awesome 😎 needs to be a law that you can kill stupid people. My opinion just saying
That’s very nice of you
Uuuwyey
bro i see the same comment over and over, say something original
Well then don’t have awful days bruh
6:06 bro said 7000 years ago. What
Fr
More like 70,000,000 years ago or something
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@Monkey_man_5000*64’000
the fact that lazarbeam doesn’t know how funny his vids are is mad,thanks mate. ur a true legend
bots
@@caehlan3532 yup
Nigga you have 5 bots in yo fkin comment
there are like 999 trillion bots here smh
how di u know lazarbeam doesnt know
These people are the reason shampoo has instructions
its truly a great day when lazarbeam uploads another video
Lazarbeam: Mocking stupid people
Also Lazarbeam: I love how these people would have been eaten by velociraptors like 7000 years ago 🤦♂️
I was just about to say this💀 like bruh you’re about 65 million years off
Warning! 2, I repeat, TWO! Idiots spotted! Proceed with caution!
IKR
@@Mrblackops952 65 million years ago 💀
he said that?
5:40 made me laugh so hard 😂
frr
ah here we are wenewerner energy challange
😂😂😂
4:18 for people who don’t know its a trapezium
Love how every comment is just “cant we just appreciate that he uploads such good content”
Like bruh…
Don’t listen to this guy
Rickroll?
Thank you for the likes
Nvm but don’t listen to Ben
Why is there so many bots
"These people are so dumb,they would have died to velociraptor's 7000 years ago" Lazerbeam 2022
@Arummi1 🔞🔥 when it turns out that lazar is the dumbest person in this video haha
7:01 "doing a cool little dance.." -LazarBeam 2022
8:05 what happened to audio
yeah I remembered it having audio
@ the audio cut out
its probably copyrighted so he cut it out
@ oh yeah UA-cam made me mute parts of my old videos for copyright
5:39 I laughed so hard🤣
2:45 now ik the reason why gas prices went up
Thank you for making our days better Lannan!
Read my name 💜
3:22 nah she just became a protester😂
0:39 I'm surprised that dude survived
4:55 man that slaped harder than Will Smith
😂
ofc its real its a god dam cop helping her out at 4:47
You don’t know that tho?
People can buy an outfit and a flashlight that cops use on Amazon for like 50 bucks Alr it’s fake if it was real the fire department would be taking apart that washing machine
She can’t bite down because she was in a lockjaw
I love how u take funny things and make them funnier with a short statement after each meme
He doesnt do much, his old videos from years ago were better
@@Vitalbarber1 facts
This brings back memories
fr
@@itznekolive yea
@@itznekolive it’s nostalgic
@@Hydro.Scripts It really is
@@itznekolive yessir
4:15 trapezium
*trapezoid
@@jamieonfn12 theyre the same thing
Its a quadranglecircleitis delta omicron PS7
@@RichRBLX no
Balls
7:02 - 7:12 I’m dying😂😂
1:26 It would be funny if her name was Niagra
I swear I was thinking about that lol
If I was there I would have tied her laces together
Same @@Charybdis2120
in 10 mins you have 11 k views
that is more than 1 thousand people watching your video per second
i hope you realise how much your fans support you. we love you lazar, keep up the good work and thanks for making me not bored
do you know what type of mistake you just made under a video about the dumbest people on the internet
1.1k a minute bozo
wow this vid is just for u!!!! LMAO
U deserve a spot in this video
11 thousand views in 10 minutes. That's 1100 views per minute. That's 18.3 recurring views per second. I hope to god this was satire or at least you haven't passed grade 6
I love your videos
same
same
same
100%
0:11 she has lock jaw she can’t bite down
why stuff it in there in the first place
@ Fr though
U can bite into smth that soft
@@KyraANDFu4Rshe has lock jaw, her jaw bone locked in place she physically can’t without hurting her bone and jaw
she can still take it out by breaking and taking it out her mouth
I laughed at the "you can grow concrete" at the same time as lazar
and i thought: it hit em twice at the same time as lazar
love how the dad is so relaxed and the child
Thanks Lazar for saving me from boredom. We love you.
no we dont
@@bigbeans7409 we don’t love you ether so don’t think we love you
4:17 it’s a trapezium
*trapezoid*
@@caseydearmitt8653 no that’s the 3D version of it
@@Tigerfaneditznah it's both
I was just about to type that
Rhumbuos
Please do another one, this is the best video ive seen in a long time.
6:07 Did he say 7000 years ago velociraptors lived💀💀💀
Waking up and having no GMM to watch feels odd, but here comes good ol' Lazardude to help jolt us sleepy Americans awake with a good solid laugh. 👍
America
5:40 ajdhsakaksalks come back with a challenge😂😂😂😂😂
5:48 is too funny 😂😂😂😂
Whenever he said, the dinosaurs would eat her 7000 years ago. My boy that was 65 million years ago.😂😂
8:04 your audio cut out
Oh, I thought it was just my problem 😅😅
@@SomeUA-camDudeFr same😂😂
Copyright
"Did she become a speed bump"
Prime Lazarbeam right there
3:32 "Does she just become a speedbump?" Bro💀
Love these videos and it’s the only thing that keeps me sane 😂
anyone in 2025
Me...but in 2026 i just time traveled lol
MEEEE!!
Dezz
When the girl washed her car with gas now she will never run out
0:09 you can’t bite down at that moment
2:30 god made it
No he didn't
Typical Christian
NO
@@youraveragepsychoDUMBASS
YES
Love your vids ❤️❤️❤️❤️
The Reason She Couldn't Bite Down Was Because Her Jaw Was Locked
(Just Saying For The People That Don't Know)
3:02 how else did you think Trans gender people happened
😂
This video makes me feel like a very intellectual person🙂
Same
i could not stop laughing throughout this video. Thanks!!
@YeaMan care?
Dude we died! 🤘😈🤘 5:53
0:10 her jaw was locked
She couldve just broke the cone with her hands 💀
@@prismmmmm she did
@@Keystyles41-_- she couldve smashed it not just the end
yessss
Just bite down
Ayo
Ok
It says transpate to englush i pressed it and it said come on how is ayo the same as come on
Hi
@@CB-xi3hg I need to translate your comment cause ain’t no way hell anyone can read it with that grammar
Who else’s sound cut out at 8:07
3:51 its even the wrong answer and the wrong side 🤣🤣
That’s the joke💀
0:01 Good idea
Imagine if in 40 years these people seem like geniuses
0:57 someone random: i want a gopro *gopro falls from sky*
0:11 her jaw was locked because (dont take this out of context) its too big
I laughed for five minutes after watching this, Cheers mate :). Thank you for making our days better Lannan!.
This is straight to the point
6:20 but what kinda car is next to it?🤔
nissan cube
I like how Lannan said these people would be eaten by velociraptors 7000 years ago😂 that’s the best clip in this video
The reason why the girl couldn’t bite in the first clip was that the jaw was out off line and that is why she couldn’t bite down
This was waaaayyyyyy too short mister beam! I could have watched all day 😂
I'm very undecided as of this moment. Do I like the video because it makes me feel like a genius or do I dislike the video because watching it has surely murdered a whole generation of brain cells in cold blood.
Nah I liked the video as always, great stuff and keep it coming.
5:17 ofc she's blonde
0:11 lazar she has jaw lock but could use a fork to break it down😂😂😂😂😂
2:50
her bf smoking a cigar
⬆️⬆️⬆️☝🏻☝️Thanks for watching and living a comment Tex me privately on telegram that the telegram name above
5:54 If the glass breaks, you would fall 918 feet. It would be if the glass will break or not.
6:26 never going to give you up
Never gonna let you down
3:33 did she just become a speed bump 😂😂😂😂😂that had me dying 😂😂