I Cooked a Chicken by Slapping It

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  • @Weisz
    @Weisz  3 роки тому +23107

    Want to own a piece of internet history? Buy your own Mini Chicken Slapper here: glys.tn/aryc5cfd
    These are made in-house in my studio, and signed and numbered individually by me! Think of it as an artist print -- it's a limited run of 100, so get one now before they're gone!
    This video has been over TWO MONTHS in the making, and I could not have done it without your support - thank you so much for subscribing, supporting, and following along throughout this project! When I made the first chicken slapper this channel had around 8,000 subscribers, so please consider this video my way of thanking you for taking this channel to over 300,000! We're just barely getting started here and I'm so excited for you to see all of the upcoming videos I've planned. Also, MASSIVE shoutout to Joel for helping me with the initial design, please go check out his channel and tell him I sent you :)
    Joel Creates: ua-cam.com/channels/Hk0IYEDJxQGQ-nbd3yP_KA.html

  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 3 роки тому +78450

    I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters

  • @rugbynimbus
    @rugbynimbus 3 роки тому +4014

    "I'm sorry, but I ordered this steak medium. Could you have the chef slap it around for another 5-10 minutes."

    • @whythough5300
      @whythough5300 3 роки тому +122

      Yes sir, well bring it out in about 2 to 3 thousand slaps.

    • @DM-qj7eh
      @DM-qj7eh 3 роки тому +45

      @@whythough5300 no i want 10000 slaps

    • @dontblink9024
      @dontblink9024 3 роки тому +2

      could you stfu

    • @Dafuwy
      @Dafuwy 3 роки тому +10

      @@dontblink9024 you $tfu kid and go to sleep

    • @CosmaPaulaton
      @CosmaPaulaton 3 роки тому +5

      @@dontblink9024 yes, but we have no reason to.

  • @caedene3464
    @caedene3464 3 роки тому +3547

    I can’t believe this is what our society has come to... This engineering masterpiece has been released to the world and UA-cam has the audacity to wait two days to recommend it to me. smh

  • @RafaelMunizYT
    @RafaelMunizYT Рік тому +238

    that's a weird but interesting way of proving the laws of thermodynamics

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 3 роки тому +46822

    *spends months cooking meat with slaps through extraordinary feats of engineering*
    *cuts steak with plastic knife*

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 3 роки тому +3246

    "How would you like your steak, Bond?"
    "Slapped, not seared"

    • @krypticviper1613
      @krypticviper1613 3 роки тому +41

      Shaken not stirred

    • @redonyoutube6713
      @redonyoutube6713 3 роки тому +62

      “MI6 has added a new tool to your arsenal, courtesy of Q”
      “Hm, what is it?”
      “It’s called “Meat Beater 9000”. It can cook your enemies enough to remove any bacteria and give you a medium rare meat.”
      “Good show.”

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +150

      This is a quality comment

    • @karlmarx828
      @karlmarx828 3 роки тому +3

      @@Weisz truly

    • @ammonhawkins1968
      @ammonhawkins1968 3 роки тому +1

      Haha!

  • @Xyles7
    @Xyles7 3 роки тому +4052

    "Sir how do you want your steak?"
    "Slapped."

  • @rucu8311
    @rucu8311 Рік тому +936

    Waiter: How'd you want your meat cooked sir?
    Me: Just slap the shit of it until that mofo is done, please.
    Waiter: Very good sir, I'll inform the head slapist

    • @BigWheezer2000
      @BigWheezer2000 3 місяці тому +44

      Please, give my compliments to the Executive Meat Beater

    • @CeoOfBingBong
      @CeoOfBingBong 2 місяці тому

      "please beat my meat well done."

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +8864

    Let's just appreciate the amount of time spent dedicated to creating a machine that slaps meat very fast.

  • @mysticalpotato86
    @mysticalpotato86 3 роки тому +1296

    Imagine this was just the way we cooked stuff normally, like you'd have a 2 star Michelin restaurant with a quiet, sophisticated ambience, and just in earshot, the constant rhythmic pounding of a chicken slapped to perfection in the kitchen.

    • @danielwhitehurst8432
      @danielwhitehurst8432 3 роки тому +83

      This sounds sexual and I dont like it😭

    • @Moon-vf3lh
      @Moon-vf3lh 3 роки тому +18

      Lol imma make a restaurant like this

    • @todabsolute
      @todabsolute 3 роки тому +22

      @@danielwhitehurst8432 this sounds sexual only in case you have parents that have a mental breakdown when someone says the word "die"

    • @mmyees1167
      @mmyees1167 3 роки тому +2

      """""perfection"""""

    • @Nick-pu2kc
      @Nick-pu2kc 3 роки тому +1

      most underrated yt comment

  • @hoiitzel
    @hoiitzel 3 роки тому +1690

    Imagine this actually becomes a cooking method.
    "Hey guys, help yourself to some refreshments. I'll just go beat my meat and dinner will be ready."

    • @haydenjassmann7104
      @haydenjassmann7104 3 роки тому +46

      Underrated comment lmao

    • @FelixF2020
      @FelixF2020 3 роки тому +84

      Sounds wrong
      I'm in

    • @phobia7411
      @phobia7411 3 роки тому +39

      Ah yes a man of great culture

    • @TheNissan100
      @TheNissan100 3 роки тому +8

      This guy will be a kajillionare if so

    • @JojoEditor1970
      @JojoEditor1970 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah he is going to beat the meat and make some sauce.

  • @Jemsy_
    @Jemsy_ 2 місяці тому +50

    "The design is very human."

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 3 роки тому +13358

    I remember watching the original video a few months ago, seeing this now is like finding out an old friend became super successful

  • @miscellaneoof
    @miscellaneoof 3 роки тому +2187

    Imagine being a chicken, dying and then never getting to find out that your body was slapped until it cooked in front of a live audience

    • @Johnnyjayduweisst
      @Johnnyjayduweisst 3 роки тому +53

      @Ratso Fatso animals are objects okayyy...🤔

    • @trinityziakas5531
      @trinityziakas5531 3 роки тому +15

      @Ratso Fatso That is not true

    • @phinksguccisuit4272
      @phinksguccisuit4272 3 роки тому +7

      I think he means dead chickens are objects

    • @imscarlet1404
      @imscarlet1404 3 роки тому +22

      @Ratso Fatso they do have minds, they are just not aware of their existence, we humans are probably the only ones that are self-aware.

    • @bleughbloop8569
      @bleughbloop8569 3 роки тому +40

      @Ratso Fatso I'm sorry...what? Most animals and especially mammals have essentially the same minds we do, just...stupider...
      We're just biological robots as well lol, we function for 80 odd years then stop working.

  • @Wildstag
    @Wildstag 3 роки тому +1374

    Calling it a "meat beater" with a straight face is what convinced me to actually pay attention. Thanks.

    • @sleezer7
      @sleezer7 3 роки тому +6

      fr lmaoo

    • @albireotheredguard1599
      @albireotheredguard1599 3 роки тому +3

      There was a Mad Tv skit about Meat Beaters!

    • @latejuIy
      @latejuIy 3 роки тому +2

      My dad is a meat beat if you count humans as meat

    • @ckv1985
      @ckv1985 Рік тому

      1000th like

  • @podunkest
    @podunkest Рік тому +100

    And people still throw a fit when their Corolla takes a dump with 180k miles on it. This video really made me appreciate modern combustion engines. Imagine 4-8 of those Chicken Slapper 2000s going way faster, with explosions powering them, long enough to move an object as heavy as a car 100,000 miles and never breaking.. through multiple winters and putting off oil changes and heat and speeding up and slowing down.. think about it the next time you're not walking or riding a horse to the grocery store.

    • @Finn_the_Cat
      @Finn_the_Cat 4 місяці тому +6

      People take so much for granted now

    • @kemcolian2001
      @kemcolian2001 Місяць тому +1

      Mate theres a difference between a 50 Trillion dollar megacorporation with nearly a century of experience and one dude in his basement

    • @anunripecantaloupe340
      @anunripecantaloupe340 28 днів тому +1

      @@kemcolian2001mate you can still understand an underlying principle without taking it too literally

  • @Jedededededede
    @Jedededededede 3 роки тому +1585

    Louis: Surprised the meat is soft
    the literal automatic meat tenderizer that has been running for hours: :0

    • @Urelei98
      @Urelei98 3 роки тому +3

      @Galactic Ninja it appears that your observation is indeed correct.

    • @cookingwithkimbap4432
      @cookingwithkimbap4432 3 роки тому +2

      buttcheek baby 9000

    • @ForeverDegenerate
      @ForeverDegenerate 3 роки тому +2

      @A Temperamental Octopod He's a Maker, not a Cook! :p

  • @AkinsoftSB
    @AkinsoftSB 3 роки тому +20676

    This chicken slaps.

  • @RandomYT05_01
    @RandomYT05_01 3 роки тому +774

    This guy should win a prize for his ingenuity, and the whole fact that he slapped a chicken till it was cooked.

    • @TheViccerBoy
      @TheViccerBoy 3 роки тому +4

      good console in pfp check! /\

    • @m0ded514
      @m0ded514 3 роки тому +1

      Mrbro did it say before

    • @shinko6342
      @shinko6342 3 роки тому +2

      Makes an entire new insult.
      "I'll slap you till your face is cooked!"
      XD

  • @decke7164
    @decke7164 Рік тому +86

    Next up is how many slaps it takes to burn a chicken

    • @barlah1
      @barlah1 Місяць тому

      hell yea brother

  • @GP-ci8qt
    @GP-ci8qt 3 роки тому +2723

    This guy literally went through an entire process to build a robotic slapping arm to cook a steak but cuts it with plastic cutlery

    • @terozen
      @terozen 3 роки тому +113

      Next he needs to build a machine that slaps iron into a knife

    • @ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668
      @ihaveeyesbutimustntlook1668 3 роки тому +3

      @@terozen yes xd

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 3 роки тому +7

      Considering the look of his stove/cooker, I think he's probably rewashing the plastic cutlery.

    • @lordcthulhu17
      @lordcthulhu17 3 роки тому +11

      also I don't think he knows how to season his food

    • @googleuser5375
      @googleuser5375 3 роки тому +3

      Can't do science if he's doing the dishes, karen

  • @theconspiracytheorists2719
    @theconspiracytheorists2719 3 роки тому +3240

    Gordon Ramsay: watches the video
    MasterChef Gordon: I've seen a slapping machine cook better than you, it's RAW

  • @Alex-qr4do
    @Alex-qr4do 3 роки тому +1490

    This is what millions of years of evolution has brought us to. Perfection.

  • @SlanglieBeatz
    @SlanglieBeatz Місяць тому +23

    10:25 "honestly.... It SLAPS"

  • @tillie3545
    @tillie3545 3 роки тому +858

    I have to finish an essay due today. But here I am, watching a chicken getting cooked by slapping it. I don’t regret this choice at all.

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +150

      you'll get extra credit if you can secretly sneak in a video reference

    • @wigglyfruit4708
      @wigglyfruit4708 3 роки тому +14

      replacing boring learning with exciting learning! ;D

    • @dungfungus56
      @dungfungus56 3 роки тому +1

      I have a project due tomorrow morning but I agree, this is more important

    • @themoochman3867
      @themoochman3867 3 роки тому +2

      Hey me too lmao

    • @theelectriclemon3223
      @theelectriclemon3223 3 роки тому +4

      I forgot i had an essay due tomorrow, you are a life saver!

  • @BobTheHatKing
    @BobTheHatKing 3 роки тому +3693

    Gordon Ramsay: “It looks like it’s been beat to shit!”
    “It is”

    • @goodgoblin3169
      @goodgoblin3169 3 роки тому +47

      “It is” it is shit “it was” it was beat to shit

    • @BobTheHatKing
      @BobTheHatKing 3 роки тому +25

      @@goodgoblin3169 no it IS best to shit. If you look at it as a state of being, it was beat to shit when it was cooked, and it still is in the state of having been beat to shit

    • @goodgoblin3169
      @goodgoblin3169 3 роки тому +9

      @@BobTheHatKing i hurt brain

    • @BobTheHatKing
      @BobTheHatKing 3 роки тому +3

      @@goodgoblin3169 🤣

    • @sir.mctubs6679
      @sir.mctubs6679 3 роки тому +1

      It was

  • @astu6349
    @astu6349 3 роки тому +1152

    We've gone to the moon, explored other planets, discovered genetic engineering, and now we have cooked a chicken by slapping it

    • @charcoal8
      @charcoal8 3 роки тому +50

      It's one small step for man, one giant leap for chickenkind

    • @ElectroLXR
      @ElectroLXR 3 роки тому +8

      I wonder what's next.

    • @Hidfuskno
      @Hidfuskno 3 роки тому +13

      @@ElectroLXR turkey?

    • @musicmastermind2154
      @musicmastermind2154 3 роки тому +3

      Amazing

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused 3 роки тому +9

      *Taking beating meat to a whole nother level.*

  • @rabbitwolf6521
    @rabbitwolf6521 10 місяців тому +11

    I told my mom I was watching this video and she gave a very concerned look.

  • @yes5019
    @yes5019 3 роки тому +4136

    “How to cook chicken”
    Google: *reasonable answer*
    Bing:

    • @seriouslybaked2204
      @seriouslybaked2204 3 роки тому +33

      accurate

    • @loopstationyt
      @loopstationyt 3 роки тому +189

      WikiHow: *Slap the chicken repeatedly with your bare hand until fully cooked or alternatively, until your arm falls straight off.*

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +310

      Facts tho

    • @Kefneko
      @Kefneko 3 роки тому +34

      @@loopstationyt then replace it and continue

    • @coltgar2465
      @coltgar2465 3 роки тому +5

      lmfaooo

  • @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada
    @TheF0xskibidbopmmdada 3 роки тому +1513

    "hey grandpa, what did you do for fun as a kid?"
    "I built machines that slapped chickens until they cooked"

    • @pogobod2128
      @pogobod2128 3 роки тому +19

      no that’s grown man science

    • @viktorkukuruzovic5332
      @viktorkukuruzovic5332 3 роки тому +39

      "i used to beat my meat day in and day out, built contraptions to aid myself, those really were some special times"

    • @thecommenter578
      @thecommenter578 3 роки тому +18

      "Back in my day, we slapped our meat by hand and not with a fancy robot like nowadays kids"

    • @nathanielcarter7984
      @nathanielcarter7984 3 роки тому

      @C̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶s̶. 😂😂😂😂

    • @bunnyunknown9785
      @bunnyunknown9785 3 роки тому

      @@thecommenter578 oop

  • @integza
    @integza 3 роки тому +3378

    You should throw some tomatoes in there for flavour and stuff #noulteriormotive

    • @JoelCreates
      @JoelCreates 3 роки тому +321

      A tomato bit my sister once

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +327

      Omg hi integza

    • @PlanetComputer
      @PlanetComputer 3 роки тому +4

      2

    • @rotini3851
      @rotini3851 3 роки тому +2

      Integza your videos are epic

    • @noahk.1699
      @noahk.1699 3 роки тому +1

      @mega stryke Gameplay its an apple...

  • @pmdean95
    @pmdean95 Рік тому +28

    This is such a perfect example of why I love the internet so much

  • @corrupt1user
    @corrupt1user 2 роки тому +8504

    2 years later, Louis opens a chain of restaurants called "Meat-beaters; We beat your Meat!" only to fail when he attracts the wrong type of customer.

    • @abyssalblade7244
      @abyssalblade7244 2 роки тому +83

      Jajajajajaj

    • @mintjxlly
      @mintjxlly 2 роки тому +263

      they beating a different kind of chicken, mainly a male chicken

    • @factstudioofficial93
      @factstudioofficial93 2 роки тому

      He beats chicks, male and female 😏

    • @generationm2059
      @generationm2059 2 роки тому +207

      4 years later...
      "Welcome to Fish Slappers! We'll pound your tuna!"

    • @nitroblocker6301
      @nitroblocker6301 2 роки тому +86

      I heard this slap sound in my parents room

  • @brokepiek
    @brokepiek 3 роки тому +1286

    It would be funny if in a parallel universe a chicken is trying to cook a human cadaver by slapping it just for the fun of it.

    • @w0bblegum347
      @w0bblegum347 3 роки тому +28

      Its still funny eitherway lmao

    • @firstnamelastname3468
      @firstnamelastname3468 3 роки тому +9

      I have always thought if 'first contact' is with some species that evolved from chickens we are totally fu©ked!
      🌌🐔👾+⚒️=🤧&🤪🆘

    • @firstnamelastname3468
      @firstnamelastname3468 3 роки тому +2

      Uhhhmmm, tastes like chicken...

    • @fredashay
      @fredashay 3 роки тому +14

      Actually, the people in the parallel universe are more likely to be cooking their meat by slapping it (maybe because they never invented fire), and some whacky inventor comes up with the crazy idea, "Today we're gonna try to cook a chicken by putting a fire under it! Yes, that's crazy, but I think it might work!"

    • @ChristmasTurki
      @ChristmasTurki 3 роки тому

      Why cadaver?

  • @cognitivelydeficient4866
    @cognitivelydeficient4866 3 роки тому +480

    It’s not the floating cars we expected 50 years ago, but I think this is just as extraordinary. Nobody expected this.

  • @-mv
    @-mv Місяць тому +6

    1:55 bro out of all clips you choose this one 😂😂😂

  • @brycedunn4113
    @brycedunn4113 3 роки тому +2734

    "How to cook chicken?"
    Google:
    165° in oven for 5 minutes.
    Bing:

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +3718

    Louis deserves his own Netflix show

  • @jennytulls6369
    @jennytulls6369 3 роки тому +1553

    Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?"
    Me: "It's complicated."

    • @aftenstjernemix
      @aftenstjernemix 3 роки тому +1

      Said no mom ever

    • @Hewhoroamstheinternet
      @Hewhoroamstheinternet 3 роки тому +1

      @@aftenstjernemix it's a fuckin joke mate

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction 3 роки тому

      @Socialie plate Mom: "Why do you want to be an engineer?"
      Me: "To slap some meat"
      Mom: "........... ..............."

    • @luminatrixfanfiction
      @luminatrixfanfiction 3 роки тому

      @Socialie plate ohhhh'kay...a little dark but I don't get the joke. It is a joke right?

    • @Raaaaay
      @Raaaaay 3 роки тому

      *I watched some engineer beating meat*

  • @LanceDaugherty
    @LanceDaugherty Рік тому +39

    Louis deserves his own Netflix show. I'm just glad to be a part of something that really matters.

  • @StrangeParts
    @StrangeParts 3 роки тому +1699

    I'm still sad you didn't make chicken plate armor. But what an awesome follow up to an incredible first video! So satisfying to see that cooked steak...

    • @CoalitionGaming
      @CoalitionGaming 3 роки тому +5

      Yoooooo Strange Parts in the house!

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +138

      Thanks so much scotty! I know you really wanted that plate armor... but on the plus side: it’s free real estate?
      “strange parts chicken video when”

    • @JakeOJeffYT
      @JakeOJeffYT 3 роки тому +3

      Hm

    • @cookarain6205
      @cookarain6205 3 роки тому +2

      Food

    • @katielamborghini3551
      @katielamborghini3551 3 роки тому +1

      Epic

  • @PlasmaChannel
    @PlasmaChannel 3 роки тому +7113

    Dayum! Next video idea: How many shakes does it take to boil a bottle of water. On my high school physics test, I think I calculated some 170,000 shakes in a "Perfect" thermos.

    • @jifi9866
      @jifi9866 3 роки тому +436

      but I used to shake hot water to cool it down, so it should be the opposite

    • @w3t_wlpes
      @w3t_wlpes 3 роки тому +85

      i would like to see that

    • @dog3_l0ver
      @dog3_l0ver 3 роки тому +340

      Do you understand what you just did?

    • @towatchvideos5592
      @towatchvideos5592 3 роки тому +207

      THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS BORN!!!

    • @devinchrishaun
      @devinchrishaun 3 роки тому +103

      This is new to me as my school only did "social studies" and load up bill nye the whack guy. Ngl tho his science stuff was amazing but it got boring af fast as it was social studies class.

  • @Yamin-li2xv
    @Yamin-li2xv 3 роки тому +1094

    "Ayo want some chicken?"
    "Yes actually"
    "Do you want it fried or grilled?"
    "Slapped please"
    "Excuse me wha-"
    " *SLAPPED* "

    • @vortexx8025
      @vortexx8025 3 роки тому +8

      *S L A P P E D*

    • @hugotheimpecileone
      @hugotheimpecileone 3 роки тому +1

      s- s- sir what are y-

    • @prcr364
      @prcr364 3 роки тому +1

      @@hugotheimpecileone I’m saying I want it slapped.

    • @dilo9277
      @dilo9277 3 роки тому

      Man this chicken really slaps.

    • @name-is4dz
      @name-is4dz 3 роки тому

      I bet Slapped chicken is a secret menu order

  • @binheve
    @binheve 3 місяці тому +5

    Humanity is constantly evolving in the path no one was ready for

  • @luckytradeslt
    @luckytradeslt 3 роки тому +984

    Imagine a chicken gets born, fed and killed just to get slapped like r e a l l y fast

    • @Neon_Nectarine
      @Neon_Nectarine 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah like would he slap his grandma like this

    • @davek417
      @davek417 3 роки тому +11

      Guess you could say they were beating their meat o_o

    • @professionaltaxevader4638
      @professionaltaxevader4638 3 роки тому +4

      @@Neon_Nectarine I mean everyone beats their meat

    • @mikeyxyz6706
      @mikeyxyz6706 3 роки тому

      @@professionaltaxevader4638 do women beat their own meat too? Curious question.

    • @R3MAXEL
      @R3MAXEL 3 роки тому

      @@mikeyxyz6706 imagine not knowing basic anatomy

  • @retrowave762
    @retrowave762 3 роки тому +2063

    *Send this to Gordon Ramsay immediately*

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +480

      mans is gonna drop dead on the spot

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz  3 роки тому +517

      just tweeted it at him, maybe if enough of us rt he'll see it (my twitter is @louisweiszYT)

    • @retrowave762
      @retrowave762 3 роки тому +114

      @@Weisz we have arrived this far, our mission for the meme-god cannot falter now

    • @glkglkglkglk9193
      @glkglkglkglk9193 3 роки тому +93

      @@Weisz it's raw you fooking DONUT

    • @ZXL000
      @ZXL000 3 роки тому +19

      One of the only few good things to come out of this quarantine.

  • @mausumisarkar62
    @mausumisarkar62 3 роки тому +875

    Imagine if this was discovered before fire. Our ancestors just sittin there slapping the cheeks of every animal they kill.

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie 3 роки тому +67

      Newton's 3rd law would cook your hands.

    • @sheeeitmayn4384
      @sheeeitmayn4384 3 роки тому +8

      Why would you ever resort to eating a rhino.

    • @samiamrg7
      @samiamrg7 3 роки тому +38

      I mean, there are old stories (now discredited) of Mongol warriors putting strips of meat under their saddles to heat and tenderize them during a day of riding, thus allowing them to spend less time preparing meals and more time on the move.

    • @enkaphalin1111
      @enkaphalin1111 3 роки тому +7

      @@pierrecurie protein is protein

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&fvfvreeyey

  • @thekingofspades501
    @thekingofspades501 Рік тому +7

    This is one of the greatest feats a UA-camr had ever pulled off

  • @sarahm.7886
    @sarahm.7886 3 роки тому +718

    This feels Frankenstein adjacent, like you’re his younger, saner cousin or something, who wouldn’t raise the dead but isn’t past beating a corpse until it’s cooked - and I respect that

    • @lordnile6657
      @lordnile6657 3 роки тому +6

      Hope you don’t mind I’m sending this phrase to all my friends from now on

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/-RAglyw6ySk/v-deo.html

    • @edgewatersbestguitarist1524
      @edgewatersbestguitarist1524 3 роки тому

      "beating a corpse until it's cooked"
      Just think, he went through puberty...

    • @syddddddddd25
      @syddddddddd25 3 роки тому

      memento mori 🖤🤍

  • @KazuhaDog69
    @KazuhaDog69 3 роки тому +659

    *Fire was found 2 million years ago*
    People before that time:*slap slap slap*

  • @philiphockenbury6563
    @philiphockenbury6563 3 роки тому +269

    This is a historic achievement and proof that no matter what challenge we find, or dumb thing we think up, we can always find a solution to preform the impossible. I love humanity.

    • @bot-nk2yk
      @bot-nk2yk 3 роки тому +7

      So if thats the case...then a time machine can be invented?

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&sd

    • @nvsd2935
      @nvsd2935 3 роки тому

      @@bot-nk2yk yes

  • @obamabinladen9736
    @obamabinladen9736 Рік тому +15

    The fact that a chicken died for this.......man must be the proudest chicken in heaven

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +7989

    this man literally just living in peter sripols garage

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger 3 роки тому +2080

    finally

  • @ohno5606
    @ohno5606 3 роки тому +516

    A wise man once said... “If kinetic energy can turned into heat energy, how fast do I have to punch a chicken to cook it?”

  • @gdeech
    @gdeech 10 місяців тому +5

    What is that song played at timestamp 9:54, I have been trying to figure it out for so fkn long.

  • @Tyler-no8zw
    @Tyler-no8zw 3 роки тому +443

    This is the most significant scientific breakthrough in decades. I'm proud to be alive during this feat.

  • @Omen_Burrito
    @Omen_Burrito 3 роки тому +302

    i love how this trend died so long ago and yet this guy is like a mad scientist who cant let go of the past

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&fvfvregrg

    • @sheshnathsinghkushwaha5559
      @sheshnathsinghkushwaha5559 3 роки тому +1

      That means El psy congroo

  • @ryuusaki2211
    @ryuusaki2211 3 роки тому +683

    This man is asking something that we didn't ask. And he solved it. What a legend.

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss 3 роки тому +48

      Oh, people definitely asked.

    • @firemind0
      @firemind0 3 роки тому +2

      @@megasauruss unus an..

    • @SyncedJay
      @SyncedJay 3 роки тому

      @@megasauruss I never thought of it just once now I need to think of something else no one thought of

    • @gugitia
      @gugitia 3 роки тому

      I think about it since highschool

  • @Airy_2099
    @Airy_2099 Місяць тому +14

    1:04 That was my nickname in high school

  • @unknownwatcher4583
    @unknownwatcher4583 3 роки тому +1581

    Imagine graduating engineering in college just to make a chicken slapper, such a legend 😎

    • @sagargajare7030
      @sagargajare7030 3 роки тому +9

      Indian right 😹

    • @Student0Toucher
      @Student0Toucher 3 роки тому +1

      You realize its fake?

    • @tamakiamajiki675
      @tamakiamajiki675 3 роки тому +4

      @@Student0Toucher how is it fake, I thought it was real 😞🧐

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 3 роки тому +3

      Don't need to imagine, my eyes and ears are functional

    • @ShikiPlays420
      @ShikiPlays420 3 роки тому

      What do you mean 'just'? I would graduate JUST to do this!

  • @masonwong8007
    @masonwong8007 3 роки тому +737

    Just imagine reading a recipe and it says "set MeatBeater to 135,000 slaps."

  • @barney676
    @barney676 3 роки тому +777

    Gordon Ramsey slapping salmon because it was undercooked:
    “Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!”

  • @simhthmss
    @simhthmss Рік тому +2

    I have never seen so much effort for such a ridiculous sounding premise. Well done!

  • @jimjimsauce
    @jimjimsauce 3 роки тому +1051

    this man is a perfect blend of mark rober, william osman and michael reeves

  • @Aochider397
    @Aochider397 3 роки тому +415

    "Excuse me, I ordered my steak an hour ago. Where is it?"
    "I'm so sorry sir, we're still beating your meat."
    "What?"
    "It's still on the slapper"
    "....What?"

    • @mrchordstriker
      @mrchordstriker 3 роки тому +14

      At least no sausages were harmed in the last message...oi

    • @josh_final
      @josh_final 3 роки тому +18

      "We're still beating your meat"
      ...

    • @woofwolffe9360
      @woofwolffe9360 3 роки тому

      Um... is that appropriate?

  • @benz_2.080
    @benz_2.080 3 роки тому +1054

    I’m sure this chicken is looking on its body in heaven and appreciating its contribution to society

    • @lowdownshakinchill
      @lowdownshakinchill 3 роки тому +18

      or hell

    • @blank899
      @blank899 3 роки тому +24

      @@lowdownshakinchill This Chicken be like when it was alive: "Peace was never an option"

    • @babytricep437
      @babytricep437 3 роки тому +3

      @@blank899 makes no sense

    • @thebackyardman2105
      @thebackyardman2105 3 роки тому

      And the one that didn't fit in the tube?

  • @koSTEKlet
    @koSTEKlet Рік тому +2

    Imagine an alternate reality where humans never found out about fire and they just starting to punch their food when they want to cook it which made them super muscular

  • @Stop_arguing_with_strangers
    @Stop_arguing_with_strangers 3 роки тому +1438

    “Original Meat Beater” sounds like something my uncle would call me

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 3 роки тому +3253

    Family: leaves house
    13 year old me:

    • @pbjman5809
      @pbjman5809 3 роки тому +144

      I too slap chicken when I’m home alone

    • @anti808
      @anti808 3 роки тому +86

      Don't you love it when your family leaves and you somehow have enough time to slap chicken enough to cook it

    • @EndmostOcean43Pro
      @EndmostOcean43Pro 3 роки тому +20

      13 yr old verified

    • @rosemary.777
      @rosemary.777 3 роки тому +26

      I rub my chicken with seasoning it tastes better

    • @Iniix_
      @Iniix_ 3 роки тому

      Hello domino man

  • @zero_burrito
    @zero_burrito 3 роки тому +901

    "If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?"
    - Jello in a russianbadger video, 2019

  • @joe_z
    @joe_z Рік тому +2

    0:57 "Oh hey, this Mark Rober video is wicked!"
    "...wait a minute..."

  • @CookieCutter
    @CookieCutter 3 роки тому +3457

    *So if I slap my leg too many times I will cook it?...*

    • @GP_1834
      @GP_1834 3 роки тому +441

      If you manage to hit your leg continuously 23,000 + times then yes.

    • @briishmonke1265
      @briishmonke1265 3 роки тому +89

      _I guess_

    • @datasV
      @datasV 3 роки тому +19

      @@GP_1834 true.

    • @MyBestBuddiesForever
      @MyBestBuddiesForever 3 роки тому +26

      oh hey look a certified comment, gonna leave somethin funny asap.

    • @mishrasuvigya5541
      @mishrasuvigya5541 3 роки тому +31

      Cannibals are READY!!!😤

  • @JohnRiggs
    @JohnRiggs 3 роки тому +3760

    Please open a restaurant where I can order this with table-side service.

    • @_Silenceman
      @_Silenceman 3 роки тому +12

      i agree

    • @vegito9008
      @vegito9008 3 роки тому +14

      @@ghxstxiii5598 not really if he has a lot of them working for 24/7 he can provide enough food at time

    • @AFF_NYC
      @AFF_NYC 3 роки тому +7

      Chicken

    • @HaliesH
      @HaliesH 3 роки тому +4

      Chicken

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 3 роки тому +21

      Imagine a production line of slapping machines all cooking steak and chicken. A restaurant that needs mechanics instead of cooks

  • @JunkyardDigs
    @JunkyardDigs 3 роки тому +1570

    Hell yes chicken slappin returns!!

  • @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798
    @franklucasrichburgmuzik2798 Місяць тому +2

    Should have made a cam follower and guide to stabilize the motion of the motor and reduce stress on arms and unwanted movement.

  • @molotovic2449
    @molotovic2449 3 роки тому +4795

    Louis’ oven: *breaks*
    Louis: *cooks a chicken by slapping it*
    *“Modern problems require modern solutions.”*

  • @bolossedu14fr85
    @bolossedu14fr85 3 роки тому +522

    I remember a wise man once said :
    "If kinetic energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would i have to punch a chicken to cook it ?"

  • @cheeseboy4958
    @cheeseboy4958 3 роки тому +829

    imagine being the ghost of that chicken and watching what they did to you

  • @connormcadam139
    @connormcadam139 3 місяці тому +34

    1:06 meat beater💀

    • @Maliktevin1643
      @Maliktevin1643 3 місяці тому +1

      You heard it right! ☠️☠️

  • @matth3251
    @matth3251 3 роки тому +443

    I don't know why the UA-cam algorithm brought me here, but this is the wholesome content that I needed today. I couldn't be happier.

  • @thescooterbrown
    @thescooterbrown 3 роки тому +752

    Imagine an alternate universe where slapping chickens is the norm and some madmen attempt to cook a chicken by putting it in a hot box which they call "Oven"

  • @bigboijohnny763
    @bigboijohnny763 3 роки тому +627

    Mom: So, what did you do yesterday?
    Me: I finally witnessed someone beat his meat so much that he cooked it.

  • @amazingcalvin
    @amazingcalvin 16 днів тому

    In theory, I always understood that heat is due to the kinetic energy of molecules moving or vibrating. But I couldn't really believe in that explanation when it came to practice. This video helped me to believe that completely!

  • @mateogonzalez5678
    @mateogonzalez5678 3 роки тому +249

    Sometimes I forget that what Im watching is real and I just accept the fact that this man cooked a chicken with a slapping machine.

  • @rehanalam1900
    @rehanalam1900 3 роки тому +2536

    When the sequel gets more views than the original:
    Impossible.

    • @Hidfuskno
      @Hidfuskno 3 роки тому +53

      Because this time he actually cooked it

    • @jacksonplayz3100
      @jacksonplayz3100 3 роки тому +1

      Lol u look like roblox noob

    • @probablycheese
      @probablycheese 3 роки тому +17

      @@jacksonplayz3100 lol u look like pico from pico's school

    • @pero2321
      @pero2321 3 роки тому +11

      @@probablycheese finally someone who doesn't think that pico is from fnf

    • @Noa0101
      @Noa0101 3 роки тому +5

      lol you look like troll face made by Carlos Ramirez

  • @CDuff86
    @CDuff86 3 роки тому +785

    "Lemme just slap some chicken on the grill"
    Just gave it a new meaning.

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому +1

      Reminded me of the *_chicken thrown in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&chrww

    • @89768
      @89768 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up chris

    • @zenam4393
      @zenam4393 3 роки тому +4

      Shut up fergie

    • @lame7385
      @lame7385 3 роки тому +3

      Shut up zeg

    • @pretzelproductions9120
      @pretzelproductions9120 3 роки тому +1

      Shut up HW

  • @SixtyNice420
    @SixtyNice420 5 місяців тому +4

    Will Smith would love to learn this way of cooking chicken.

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 роки тому +849

    You deserve all the views on UA-cam

    • @chestermuhi
      @chestermuhi 3 роки тому +5

      wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

    • @Poqweeto
      @Poqweeto 3 роки тому +3

      Wuut da fuuuuuukk are youu doiin

    • @spinenthusiast8707
      @spinenthusiast8707 3 роки тому +3

      wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 роки тому +3

      wuuut da fuuuuuuk are youu doiin

    • @pika3207
      @pika3207 3 роки тому +3

      wuuut da fuuuuuukkk are youu doiin

  • @rahym4786
    @rahym4786 3 роки тому +642

    "How you would want ur steak done sir?"
    "Slapped."

  • @imarandomeer
    @imarandomeer 3 роки тому +687

    Everyone: "so what did you do during covid?"
    louis weisz:

    • @Raaaaay
      @Raaaaay 3 роки тому +3

      He beats meat just like us, but in a different way

    • @riptidev10
      @riptidev10 3 роки тому

      @@gaize1017 it's a systematic failure, meanwhile countries have been living normally for close to a year now

    • @elbolainas4174
      @elbolainas4174 3 роки тому

      @@Raaaaay i was about to say the same XD

  • @Joris_00
    @Joris_00 Місяць тому +2

    Gives another meaning to the question:"dude, is it ok if I slap your meat?"

  • @distraction2803
    @distraction2803 3 роки тому +675

    I am immeasurably disappointed he just ate slap-cooked steak with a plastic fork

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai 3 роки тому +24

      my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 роки тому +4

      @@ricksaburai *our

    • @Autobotsunited
      @Autobotsunited 3 роки тому +5

      Personally, I feel like it appropriate.

    • @killshanks
      @killshanks 3 роки тому +2

      It's Velveteen Bobby, Not Velvet. A Gentleman should know the difference xxxooo

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&hbi

  • @GarrettWatts
    @GarrettWatts 3 роки тому +3656

    Doing gods work. Bless you.

    • @memeking7120
      @memeking7120 3 роки тому +9

      You have an account on youtube

    • @aris9540
      @aris9540 3 роки тому +7

      omg i didn't expect to see you here. can't wait for the next sweet boys podcast and ur 90's inspired room! love all u do

    • @heehoopeenut2579
      @heehoopeenut2579 3 роки тому +1

      so he’s doing your work?

    • @kimhaneul1509
      @kimhaneul1509 3 роки тому +1

      ❤❤

    • @kimhaneul1509
      @kimhaneul1509 3 роки тому

      Gaarrettt I always keep finding u

  • @KewlKid
    @KewlKid 3 роки тому +899

    This channel is finally getting the recognition it deserves

    • @nathanpike9509
      @nathanpike9509 3 роки тому +17

      If he keeps this up he's about to get big....

    • @stevenre4250
      @stevenre4250 3 роки тому

      True

    • @fxonevr
      @fxonevr 3 роки тому +1

      Its gonna get big like mark rober hopefully :3

    • @aliasgerchallawala4582
      @aliasgerchallawala4582 3 роки тому

      yep he is new mark rober if he keeps making good videos like this

    • @Vintoneuler
      @Vintoneuler 3 роки тому +1

      I subbed 8 months ago before he blew up in December 😅

  • @KRYoung_dev
    @KRYoung_dev 3 місяці тому +1

    Something about the pulpification of chicken by ferocious slap machine is just too funny to me. 😂😂

  • @WGFinc
    @WGFinc 3 роки тому +653

    This man took the term “beating meat” to a whole other level...

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +5

      Well i get the joke but that isn't meat. It's Poultry

    • @mareenbyolojust936
      @mareenbyolojust936 3 роки тому +34

      @@Buckle-Bucky that is literally a type of meat

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +2

      @@mareenbyolojust936Nobody asked you

    • @muffinman3052
      @muffinman3052 3 роки тому +28

      @@Buckle-Bucky nobody asked you for your input either.

    • @Buckle-Bucky
      @Buckle-Bucky 3 роки тому +1

      @@muffinman3052 but yet i gave it and you can't do shit

  • @plebao51
    @plebao51 3 роки тому +250

    every once in a while, youtube algorithm blesses us. this is one of those blessings

  • @locke8628
    @locke8628 3 роки тому +519

    “It feels like it’s already been chewed” And i wonder why

    • @justinmiller129
      @justinmiller129 3 роки тому

      It reminds me of the *_cougar in this video_* ua-cam.com/video/U2rNnzVotS0/v-deo.html&jng

    • @biancawantsbooks1904
      @biancawantsbooks1904 3 роки тому

      I was thinking that it may be because it wasn't electrocuted