Food Theory: Can A Slap REALLY Cook A Chicken?

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  • Опубліковано 28 тра 2021
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    Can you cook a chicken with a slap? Ever since I came across that idea, I knew I would have to cover it eventually. There have been a lot of attempts to make this work. Today Food Theorists, I will not stop until we figure it out. CAN it work? Could a HUMAN do it? Let's get slappin' and find out!
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  • @JoelCreates
    @JoelCreates 3 роки тому +6159

    I'd like to think that food slap science is merely in its infancy

  • @dmaac9856
    @dmaac9856 3 роки тому +7237

    Theory: how far away would a frozen pizza need to be away from a nuclear explosion to be perfectly cooked.

    • @Praecantetia
      @Praecantetia 3 роки тому +307

      mmm radiation topped pizza

    • @joelhoon1707
      @joelhoon1707 3 роки тому +18

      @@KINGJERMARCUS GOD WILL THOUGH, LET YOUR COMMENTS BE GRINDED FOR CARBON DIOXIDE MANIFESTATION AND OXYGEN DE-MANIFESTATION 🙂🙃🤗☻🤡
      ALSO I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTIANS OKAY.
      Edit: i honestly just decided to go random with this comment

    • @alexthomas8685
      @alexthomas8685 3 роки тому +168

      What would be the cheepest way to cook as many pizzas as possible? What bombs and pizza are most optimal?

    • @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256
      @spamtong.spamtonthedealmak1256 3 роки тому +34

      *yes.*

    • @WCRyder
      @WCRyder 3 роки тому +38

      That's not that bad of an idea

  • @Atwistedandbrokentale
    @Atwistedandbrokentale 6 місяців тому +51

    7:04 not yet, you still have to talk about him on style theory. What about how his shoes can stay together with his run speed?

  • @Ruii.Ruicha
    @Ruii.Ruicha Рік тому +40

    0:35 I love this part of the intro

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +8177

    Imagine being so excited getting a call to join the Justice League only to be disappointed to find out that they just wanted you for your ability to slap cook a chicken.

  • @TheHispanicUsername
    @TheHispanicUsername 3 роки тому +3271

    Finally,something that won’t ruin my whole childhood.

  • @allanday3807
    @allanday3807 Рік тому +36

    Theory: how high would you need to drop a steak for it to be perfectly cooked

    • @user-cy9jr9gt2f
      @user-cy9jr9gt2f Місяць тому +2

      air resistance will ruin the show.
      but you can probably drop it from space in a heatshealded metal container

    • @bomag_6429
      @bomag_6429 22 дні тому

      ​@@user-cy9jr9gt2fuse a gravitized vaccum

  • @olivercampbell6120
    @olivercampbell6120 Рік тому +21

    And I think Louis forgot 1 last category for his slapping machine. Structeral Integrity

  • @pingui8064
    @pingui8064 3 роки тому +2357

    Matpat: "You can't divide by zero here, people."
    Vsauce: "Or can you? "

    • @goodpeople2953
      @goodpeople2953 3 роки тому +7

      Hahahahahaha 96 likes

    • @Shadoxite
      @Shadoxite 3 роки тому +15

      Wifies: u sure abaut dat

    • @StephenDelRosario777
      @StephenDelRosario777 2 роки тому +30

      *cue vsauce intro music*

    • @izs6946
      @izs6946 2 роки тому +6

      try using limits? what if we try solving it as time reaches 0s?

    • @ChromiF
      @ChromiF 2 роки тому +4

      Hahahahahahaha 169 likes

  • @Weisz
    @Weisz 3 роки тому +1961

    *Food Theory + Louis Weisz collab when?*
    ok but for real I’m so completely overwhelmed & genuinely honored to be included in a theory video.
    The theorist channels have been such a big influence for me over the years, and to see it come full circle like this is something I never expected. Thank you for being an inspiration to me and many others, and for creating content that not only entertains but genuinely adds value.

    • @TheShadowKnight.
      @TheShadowKnight. 3 роки тому +24

      Why is there only one reply, you have many subscribers lol.

    • @xjam99
      @xjam99 3 роки тому +31

      I was hoping he'd mention you in this video, and he did!

    • @potato-kc8fc
      @potato-kc8fc 3 роки тому +10

      Can i have your chicken pls

    • @bendrowned8506
      @bendrowned8506 3 роки тому +6

      Hello verified person that im sad i dont know

    • @TheKingofRandom
      @TheKingofRandom 3 роки тому +16

      We would watch this collab 👏

  • @Phantomjay09
    @Phantomjay09 Рік тому +68

    What I like about hello fresh is the fact that they don't seem to require the youtubers they sponsor to say very specific things like "the number on shopping tool in amercia" or "noise isolating fit." They seem to just give a general list of ideas the youtuber needs to convey and let them do it in their own style. (Nothing against raycon or honey BTW I just thunk its funny that every youtuber has to say the axact same sentences about them(

    • @Khusyasy
      @Khusyasy 9 місяців тому

      thunk

    • @Phantomjay09
      @Phantomjay09 9 місяців тому

      @@Khusyasy you make fun of thunk but not axact?

    • @ConstantDerivative
      @ConstantDerivative 6 місяців тому

      @@Phantomjay09 axactly

    • @AngryFloatingCow
      @AngryFloatingCow 5 місяців тому

      I would be concerned if Hello Fresh was asking UA-camrs to brag about a “noise isolating fit”

  • @alphablack5520
    @alphablack5520 Рік тому +136

    Remember that resting the meat can also cook it further, cooldown is therefore not a bad thing. You can rest the meat during slaps per cooldown session.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +5977

    Penguinz0 is an expert in slap science, maybe he can chime in with some answers

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 3 роки тому +56

      fr fr

    • @eeelaina5588
      @eeelaina5588 3 роки тому +34

      true true

    • @arcey_cv
      @arcey_cv 3 роки тому +53

      Woah your comment without more than a thousand likes?

    • @FilleOFish
      @FilleOFish 3 роки тому +10

      Very correct

    • @madhavgirish3944
      @madhavgirish3944 3 роки тому +18

      are u rlly some guy without a mustache if u don’t have 1k+ likes?

  • @rosesareredvioletsblue5438
    @rosesareredvioletsblue5438 3 роки тому +1667

    "Can you cook a chicken by slapping it?"
    *Ferb, i know what we're gonna do today*

    • @laurenpelto325
      @laurenpelto325 3 роки тому +51

      Quick, to the grocery store!

    • @jAcK00p7
      @jAcK00p7 3 роки тому +58

      Hey
      Where's Perry?

    • @Leo-gq1yi
      @Leo-gq1yi 3 роки тому +36

      Whachya doin?

    • @fluffydumbun
      @fluffydumbun 3 роки тому +6

      Is that an asexual flag pfp I see?
      👉👈😳
      Or am I just projecting lol-

    • @janiceandthomas
      @janiceandthomas 3 роки тому +30

      🎶 There's 104 days of summer vacation
      And school comes along just to end it...

  • @camdustin9164
    @camdustin9164 Рік тому +7

    That guy who made the meat beater 9001 actually managed to successfully cooked a chicken the machine, after he modify it to be sturdier, the video is on his channel. So cooking a chicken just by slapping it is not just a theory anymore, it is completely practical.

  • @zaidsaad3172
    @zaidsaad3172 2 роки тому +12

    will smith has joined the chat

  • @lizzywhitmore4797
    @lizzywhitmore4797 3 роки тому +292

    I want to know Mark and Ethan's thoughts on this

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 3 роки тому +1589

    *slaps roof of chicken* this bad boy can fit so much kenetic and thermal energy in it

    • @LuigiMaster987
      @LuigiMaster987 3 роки тому +33

      I don't know what's more concerning, the roof of chicken or the UA-cam links above me

    • @clementcourtenay1618
      @clementcourtenay1618 3 роки тому +24

      @@LuigiMaster987 the youtube links clearly. Even more concerning, one of them is a French link, to a conspiracy theory...... What is it even doing here in the first place?!

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 роки тому +6

      @@clementcourtenay1618 algorithm

    • @ffc1a28c7
      @ffc1a28c7 3 роки тому +5

      Kinetic and thermal energy is the same thing lol. Thermal energy is just the individual atoms jiggling and transferring kinetic energy between one another.

    • @animalxing8697
      @animalxing8697 3 роки тому +5

      i don't know why, the word slap is just funny to me. even the concept is funny to me. I think I need slapped.

  • @pathecat_
    @pathecat_ Рік тому +4

    1:42 I like how he called it freedom units

  • @RandomGirl785
    @RandomGirl785 10 місяців тому +5

    4:54 It sure sounds unholy 💀

  • @larrylzzz
    @larrylzzz 3 роки тому +200

    We’re so focused on cooking the chicken we forgot we cooked our hand

  • @jus_VAMPIRE
    @jus_VAMPIRE 3 роки тому +698

    “Look in the sky”
    “It’s a bird, it’s a plane”
    “ITS MEAT BEATER MAN”

  • @YassAhm
    @YassAhm 2 роки тому +1

    1:34 i love how he put 42 because 42 is the answer to everything in the universe lol

  • @Willdog1993
    @Willdog1993 5 місяців тому +2

    One character I didnt hear mentioned was E. Honda from Street Fighter, his primary special move is literally called "Hundred Hand Slap", it would be interesting to see the calculations on how long it would take him to cook a chicken!

  • @reitheinsolvable7380
    @reitheinsolvable7380 3 роки тому +97

    Waiter: Sir, how would you like your chicken
    Me: *SLAPPED*

  • @laurenpelto325
    @laurenpelto325 3 роки тому +727

    Food theory's asking the important questions in life

  • @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked
    @TheOneWhoActuallyAsked Рік тому +7

    Who needs science class when you have Mat Pat? 😂

  • @tiernanfitzpatrick3345
    @tiernanfitzpatrick3345 Рік тому +1

    The intro was absolutely amazing 👍

  • @marymcwatters7606
    @marymcwatters7606 2 роки тому +2399

    i can imagine sonic being a waiter it would go something like:
    customer: i want a steak
    sonic: right away
    customer: sir you do know this steak is raw right?
    sonic: *u sure?*

  • @Kus4i
    @Kus4i 3 роки тому +331

    Waitress- “do you want your chicken grilled, fried of steamed”
    Me- “SlApPEd

    • @notisaac6041
      @notisaac6041 3 роки тому +2

      comedy g o l d

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 роки тому +2

      @@notisaac6041 comedy nickel

    • @marcodvbr8641
      @marcodvbr8641 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine you're a writer for sonic back then...then you write that sonic did the waterball thing in 0.000000000001 milisecond...couple decades later your character is now fit for slapping a chicken to perfection

    • @arbor8445
      @arbor8445 3 роки тому

      where funni

    • @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2
      @rita25y.o-checkmyvideo2 3 роки тому

      from the

  • @Marshmellow_Cat
    @Marshmellow_Cat Рік тому

    Love coming back to old videos, is it wierd that the day I learned about different types of energy is the day mat uploads this video? Yes, but it's funny
    And did this help me with the pop quiz a few days later? Yes, but it's funny

  • @bananakittycat5477
    @bananakittycat5477 Рік тому +2

    this is the only theory channel (the other channels by this creator have obvious exceptions) that i support.

  • @crystalrodriguez114
    @crystalrodriguez114 3 роки тому +495

    Matpat: * makes a video that doesn't ruin my childhood * me: impossible

    • @jaydev4017
      @jaydev4017 3 роки тому +9

      You just watched machamp and sonic beat their meat.

    • @aggameplay9418
      @aggameplay9418 3 роки тому +2

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @ronaldmcdonald5498
      @ronaldmcdonald5498 3 роки тому +1

      @Ur cool 😎 spammer

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 3 роки тому +1

      @Ur cool 😎 no

    • @Slime01957
      @Slime01957 3 роки тому +1

      @Ur cool 😎 why are you sending me to Jesus

  • @lucassalinas1165
    @lucassalinas1165 3 роки тому +180

    "One character comes to mind"
    The flash
    "Sonic"

    • @PrimeTime_Pictures
      @PrimeTime_Pictures 3 роки тому +2

      That was me exactly

    • @soulgamer1715
      @soulgamer1715 3 роки тому +1

      Saitama from one punch man

    • @craftmastr
      @craftmastr 3 роки тому +13

      It's funnier when you take into account how many times the Flash was teased throughout this video

    • @Metalicyt
      @Metalicyt 3 роки тому

      @@craftmastr yet, he only mentions his name once

    • @AkiyamaHaito
      @AkiyamaHaito 3 роки тому +1

      True lmao. I was thinking to myself, wouldn't the flash do the trick? XD

  • @simoneazzopardi4325
    @simoneazzopardi4325 Рік тому +4

    Gary just doing a shell roll over the chicken will turn it into a nice Stuffed chicken with garnish on a plate and the chicken because I’ve been alive

  • @ashe_hikari5335
    @ashe_hikari5335 Рік тому +1

    Bayonetta would actually be amazing at this, umbra witches can control time so she can slow it down so slow she could effectively cook chicken faster than sonic

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 3 роки тому +633

    Oh I remember the saying:
    “Nothing is stronger than a mother’s slap”
    Should be enough to cook the chicken nicely

    • @rikuleinonen
      @rikuleinonen 3 роки тому +1

      r/woooosh

    • @benedict0902
      @benedict0902 3 роки тому

      The only real question for the answer Yo Mamma

    • @wafIeee
      @wafIeee 3 роки тому +1

      uh the chicken would be incinerated

    • @barracudainaboat9135
      @barracudainaboat9135 3 роки тому

      @@rikuleinonen Why r/woooosh.

    • @cavemanvi
      @cavemanvi 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/68L6JA_CnmU/v-deo.html

  • @xxxwafflesxxx6038
    @xxxwafflesxxx6038 3 роки тому +102

    Me: slaps sibling
    The sibling: *on fire*

  • @DiddyDidas
    @DiddyDidas 9 місяців тому

    I was looking at the merch. Great quality 👍

  • @yvonnezimmer7246
    @yvonnezimmer7246 9 місяців тому +1

    May I suggest, the vampires from the twilight series. They can do things really fast but have also trained to seem human and not break things.

  • @apoiosupport1303
    @apoiosupport1303 3 роки тому +2853

    my mom is professional at slap-cooking. she trained a lot with me!

  • @purerasslin91
    @purerasslin91 3 роки тому +179

    "Sonic Slap-Cooked Chicken" sounds like a menu item at Sonic.

  • @nikolinasimic5737
    @nikolinasimic5737 9 місяців тому

    7:06 Maybe on style theory you can talk about his shoes and how long they would last, because sonic wears them always, and because being fast would ruin shoes quickly i think

  • @ginkg0.branch
    @ginkg0.branch 8 місяців тому +2

    I certainly didn't expect to watch this video in my science class today...

  • @xSilverxshadowx
    @xSilverxshadowx 3 роки тому +449

    Me, reading the title: "I'm skeptical that you can, but *intrigued* that you may."

    • @RazzBeri1
      @RazzBeri1 3 роки тому +3

      someone already dunnit

    • @xSilverxshadowx
      @xSilverxshadowx 3 роки тому +2

      @@RazzBeri1 Yes, believe it or not, I am also watching this video ;)

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 3 роки тому +1

      @@xSilverxshadowx no, someone else did it

    • @hyprespeed860
      @hyprespeed860 3 роки тому +1

      Oh wait he says it in the video nvm

    • @lucypogcute
      @lucypogcute 3 роки тому

      I WISH YOU COULD THO THAT WOULD BE SO COOL

  • @tannerr8317
    @tannerr8317 3 роки тому +581

    “Which game character is the best meat beater” would make GREAT clickbait title. 🤔

  • @Bec007
    @Bec007 Рік тому

    That add transition was smoother than silk.

  • @andrewgamble71
    @andrewgamble71 Рік тому +3

    NOT EVEN JOKING THIS WAS A QUESTION ON MY EDEXCEL PHYSICS PAPER 3 EXAM TODAY I KNEW THE ANSWER BC OF THIS VIDEO LET'S GOOOO MATPAT!

  • @Ianfel1
    @Ianfel1 3 роки тому +368

    me who already watched the stream with the chicken slapper guy:
    "im 4 parallel universes ahead of you"

  • @lethanh90
    @lethanh90 3 роки тому +262

    “You know the meme, you clicked” I didn’t know this was a meme, I just clicked because… well… it’s food theory

    • @CHUM_BIRKHE
      @CHUM_BIRKHE 3 роки тому

      Get original.

    • @Blossom-wn3kv
      @Blossom-wn3kv 3 роки тому +1

      @@CHUM_BIRKHE OoOoOoH a PeRiOd!!! hOw ScArY!!!

  • @Not_sure_what_yet
    @Not_sure_what_yet 8 місяців тому +1

    Link doesn't outright stop time, he delays the trasnfer of energy to one specific object and time passes normal for everything else, as you see in the games, the trasfer still effects it just at delayed point.

  • @Qiibli
    @Qiibli Рік тому +1

    i havent watched the whole vid but i remember this sipirt cat in a show once got combined with another spiritcat and the move was like 1000 or 100000 or 10000 punches

  • @childishisnotachild7277
    @childishisnotachild7277 3 роки тому +302

    the words of legends:
    *BEAT THE MEAT*

    • @rajarajeswarikannappan2978
      @rajarajeswarikannappan2978 3 роки тому +4

      I’m scared to click this

    • @Razor_513
      @Razor_513 3 роки тому +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 it was some kind of video in french

    • @earth2ravenn
      @earth2ravenn 3 роки тому +1

      @@rajarajeswarikannappan2978 At this point, I just assume everything’s a rick roll

  • @cloudy_chaos
    @cloudy_chaos 3 роки тому +129

    This brings back memories when [Redacted Channel] slapped a chicken for science purposes

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 3 роки тому +9

      i thought nobody would've said it i was scrolling through the comments looking for it--

    • @beluwuga
      @beluwuga 3 роки тому +1

      YUP.

    • @datwyanfrink7603
      @datwyanfrink7603 3 роки тому +3

      Surprised nobody just went and said the name

    • @minbevy
      @minbevy 3 роки тому +1

      @@datwyanfrink7603 it is [REDACTED] now

    • @tigerguyTDS
      @tigerguyTDS 3 роки тому +1

      Wait what channel

  • @angels_playlists
    @angels_playlists Рік тому

    these channels are the funny version of studying hard , he shows a idea and finds a correct answer and makes a funny video of it.

  • @YTwowie
    @YTwowie Рік тому +2

    Matpat : The Slap Cook"
    Me : *Hears another thing*

  • @michaelcarlton1484
    @michaelcarlton1484 3 роки тому +303

    "So we'll never actually be able to eat a Sonic-slapped chicken."
    Then what do you call the Sonic fried-chicken fast-food chain?

    • @basicperson
      @basicperson 3 роки тому +5

      @Ur cool 😎 vid bad

    • @cameronwebster6866
      @cameronwebster6866 3 роки тому

      That's hedgehog, it only tastes like chicken.

    • @owyemen9367
      @owyemen9367 3 роки тому

      @Salah Mohamed I hate you

    • @kareemstepney1935
      @kareemstepney1935 3 роки тому

      Mat: they gotta go fast. Sanic fast!
      The flash who is actually faster than sonic: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher 3 роки тому

      @Ur cool 😎 YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS

  • @SpoonAtNoon
    @SpoonAtNoon 3 роки тому +171

    When mat announced that he was gonna make a food theory channel I was like "there is nothing you could possibly put on food theory" boy did he prove me wrong...

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 3 роки тому +19

      You underestimate the mental affects of prolonged diet coke consumption

    • @gachazachary2873
      @gachazachary2873 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine if his 4th channel will be animal theory

    • @dont2604
      @dont2604 3 роки тому +2

      ƊÕÑT ŘĒÄĎ ḾÝ ҎŘÕḞÎĹE ҎÎḈ₸ŬRE

    • @gavinschlachta9276
      @gavinschlachta9276 3 роки тому +1

      I thought that to

  • @Dasherolly
    @Dasherolly Рік тому

    Can you cook a stake series

  • @jambam9975
    @jambam9975 2 роки тому +2

    Next he has to find out how many chickens Sonic would be able to cook in a single blink

  • @funniusername4355
    @funniusername4355 3 роки тому +147

    "Dad, what are we having for dinner?"
    "Well we'll be having some good ol' Sonic slap cooked chicken son!"

  • @carO1522_
    @carO1522_ 3 роки тому +83

    Has anyone noticed how every episode it just gets like 10 percent weirder, in a good way

  • @wolfyg5222
    @wolfyg5222 Рік тому

    It's funny how this is on here, cus in my family it's a tradition for me to slap any poultry I cook before I season it.

  • @ninademci1500
    @ninademci1500 Рік тому

    MatPat, at I lived a very sheltered life. Until today, Sunday, April 9, 2023, I had never heard of slap cooking. It’s Easter. So, to Ollie, Steph, and you, Happy Easter! 🐰 🐣

  • @kitkatinnit2949
    @kitkatinnit2949 3 роки тому +532

    new drinking game: take a sip for every time mat says "slap"

    • @cronuslite6358
      @cronuslite6358 3 роки тому +10

      no (✖﹏✖)

    • @TheSayumi15
      @TheSayumi15 3 роки тому +52

      Ooh this drinking game really slaps
      I'll see myself out.

    • @samakaturtol5920
      @samakaturtol5920 3 роки тому +17

      You'd be drunk from the intro alone
      And just to be sure this statement tonight

    • @FujiwaraBunta
      @FujiwaraBunta 3 роки тому +8

      I died

    • @yassokaro5109
      @yassokaro5109 3 роки тому +7

      I did this but with water

  • @wesleypitts3787
    @wesleypitts3787 4 місяці тому +1

    Mat did the Flash dirty by just making him a footnote in all this.

  • @micahplays4939
    @micahplays4939 Рік тому

    Intro was perfect!

  • @ojhats3812
    @ojhats3812 3 роки тому +108

    Dude I can’t stop laughing this is the first time I was happy for the sponsor. I really needed the break

  • @Version0111
    @Version0111 3 роки тому +128

    Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 3 роки тому +4

      What reason is there to not cook a chicken through slap?

    • @Version0111
      @Version0111 3 роки тому

      @@verryberryman7655 for starters the hand that's doing the slapping will probably cook at roughly the same speed.

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 3 роки тому +1

      @@Version0111 good chicken comes with sacrifice

  • @Incrediblemulkey
    @Incrediblemulkey Рік тому

    the flash could work well too seeing as he runs so fast he can break the time barrier

  • @brookemarciamooreworkman2025
    @brookemarciamooreworkman2025 10 місяців тому

    Fun fact link actually doesn't stop time. When he does, it does show other enemies moving

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 роки тому +817

    this is perfect

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 3 роки тому +5

      Nah

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 роки тому +8

      ah, i see you're abusing your verification by commenting alot everywhere and expecting a lot of likes just because you have a checkmark

    • @makchot3263
      @makchot3263 3 роки тому +9

      @@vexorion6577 bruh he's literally commenting in every matpat video to get some clout 💀💀. Lmao that's just sad

    • @lordpvt
      @lordpvt 3 роки тому +1

      PERFECTION

    • @isabeliio
      @isabeliio 3 роки тому

      @@makchot3263 thats not sad thats just a smart way to get views and promote their bussiness or app 💀

  • @rnfKyng
    @rnfKyng 3 роки тому +101

    "how did you make this delicious thanksgiving turkey, Superman??"
    *i slapped it*

    • @eldritch_whispers1654
      @eldritch_whispers1654 3 роки тому +1

      you could say that turkey *slapped*

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 3 роки тому

      I mean sure, he could do that, but he'd probably just use his heat vision

    • @rnfKyng
      @rnfKyng 3 роки тому

      @@MedalionDS9 that takes the laugh out of it tho

    • @MedalionDS9
      @MedalionDS9 3 роки тому

      @@rnfKyng It also takes the molecular cohesion out of it if Superman slapped it

  • @beowulf2772
    @beowulf2772 2 роки тому

    That infomercial intro was brilliant

  • @LoneWolf-we9gk
    @LoneWolf-we9gk 5 місяців тому

    definately one of my favourite theories matpat has done

  • @dakotaleigh6452
    @dakotaleigh6452 2 роки тому +444

    If you could slap a chicken hard enough to cook it I'm pretty sure that would also cook all your hand-meat.
    And turn all the bones in at least your hand to fine aquarium gravel, if not the entire arm.
    I know that's not terribly relevant to the subject of which fictional character can beat their meat the fastest but it was in my brain so now it gets to be in yours too.

  • @spaceysteam5206
    @spaceysteam5206 3 роки тому +461

    Theory: What is the caloric value of a planet?

  • @thelgaming5102
    @thelgaming5102 Рік тому

    is it possible to make popcorn in other ways without popcorn machine or microwave

  • @TDH3407
    @TDH3407 Рік тому +1

    Man i can’t believe i only see this now.. that slap the son in law crack was great 😂

  • @grarecruit4237
    @grarecruit4237 3 роки тому +247

    “If physical energy can be turned into thermal energy, how hard would I have to punch a chicken to cook it?” - Jello

    • @zacharyperlee4179
      @zacharyperlee4179 3 роки тому

      @Lou Lou ua-cam.com/video/AYLPcP_Uc88/v-deo.html

    • @melonhead9908
      @melonhead9908 3 роки тому +5

      Ah, I see you're a fan of Badger as well

    • @radio_vidar1745
      @radio_vidar1745 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/G-rMPc8JUnk/v-deo.html

    • @rmod8
      @rmod8 3 роки тому

      @@radio_vidar1745 the limit has been found!

    • @albertojimenez7724
      @albertojimenez7724 3 роки тому +3

      Just throwing Haymakers at a raw frozen chicken.

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 3 роки тому +324

    “One character comes to mind!”
    Me: The flash?
    FT: “Sanic!”

    • @kokaii7368
      @kokaii7368 3 роки тому +10

      LITERALLY

    • @jairartis
      @jairartis 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking jojo. Rip

    • @at4na583
      @at4na583 3 роки тому +1

      yeah i thought that too

    • @devilslighter2987
      @devilslighter2987 3 роки тому +10

      Also Ft: brings up Quicksilver (who by Wikipedia says he is at most mach 10) as noteable speedster but puts the Flash (who by Wikipedia can travel at light speed) in the same group as Superman and Goku

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 3 роки тому +2

      Chronosapien from Ben 10.

  • @KiwiBomber7
    @KiwiBomber7 8 місяців тому +1

    OMG DO A STYLE THEORY ON SONIC ABOUT WHAT HIS SHOES WOULD HAVE TO BE MADE OF TO WITHSTAND ALL HIS RUNS PLEEEAAASE!!!

  • @Viasom
    @Viasom 10 місяців тому +1

    He can do a style theory about what Sonic’s shoes are made of.

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 3 роки тому +429

    Flashbacks to ethan dropping a chicken off a roof

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 роки тому +5

      YESS

    • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
      @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 роки тому +16

      Memento Mori 🖤⏳🤍

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 роки тому +7

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs memento mori
      00:00:00

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 3 роки тому +19

      @@ThatDudeWithBoobs i love these cult meetings we randomly have in the comments lol

    • @mauropinto1277
      @mauropinto1277 3 роки тому +2

      Memento mori

  • @cretaceousarachnid
    @cretaceousarachnid 3 роки тому +462

    I want to take a minute to appreciate Matt. He balances his personal life, and other channels as well. He spends hours writing and recording these theories for our enjoyment. You do a good job Matt, and it’s alright if you want to take a break. Have a good day, evening, or night! :)

    • @TianaMay
      @TianaMay 3 роки тому +39

      Don't forget his incredible team that helps him to come up with ideas, research and also writing so that he can sometimes spend time with his family!

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 3 роки тому +10

      @@TianaMay Yup!

    • @monioni7923
      @monioni7923 3 роки тому +8

      all while raising a child too

    • @cretaceousarachnid
      @cretaceousarachnid 3 роки тому +3

      @@monioni7923 Yeah lol. He really does do a good job! :D

    • @LLL.143
      @LLL.143 3 роки тому

      @@RepairRat you can just go and search it then? why does everything need to be spoon-fed nowadays? ö

  • @zingxiu6123
    @zingxiu6123 Рік тому +1

    11:32 Wait so sanic can cook 10.4 BILLION CHICENS IN A BLINK OF AN EYE

  • @thatkreigsman3421
    @thatkreigsman3421 Рік тому +1

    Someone needs to send this to Badger.

  • @AdamG3691
    @AdamG3691 3 роки тому +140

    I'd argue that Link's method of freezing time would theoretically work since the Stasis Rune explicitly retains force applied during its duration.
    The main issue however is that the Stasis Rune only freezes time for the object, and only for a few seconds at most, and Link is not capable of slapping enough times during that brief window to cook the chicken, meaning that it not only becomes subject to heat loss when the time lock releases itself and the rune has to recharge, but also takes quite a long time from an observer's perspective since ONLY the chicken is time locked.

    • @drewnames651
      @drewnames651 3 роки тому +8

      i think the other issue would be how much force is created during that, link's trick and all of those who do something similar would end producing the wrong effect, that being, too much force.
      matpat indicated it before, that's why people like saitama just can't play this challenge, they would vaporize the chicken, if link's force transferance makes all the force be applied at the same time when the clock returns, it'll be equal to adding up all the times he slapped the chicken in a sudden surge of energy that would likely result in the chicken exploding into a million pieces.

    • @gerardozetina2506
      @gerardozetina2506 3 роки тому +2

      I think that link could cook the chicken by slapping if he has the force to knock back a lyanal then he has the force to slap a chicken hard enough to cook it

    • @samvanheuckelom6622
      @samvanheuckelom6622 3 роки тому +2

      Instead of stasis rune, try looking at his flurry rush or bullet time thing link uses that might actually get the job done. Not as fast as sonic or the rest but in bullet time mode he goes incredibly fast.

    • @chrismerrell7957
      @chrismerrell7957 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, as @Drew10204080 pointed out, Link would obliterate the chicken. Yes, it could technically generate the force to cook the chicken, but Stasis force applies all at once, which is why hitting boulders and such makes them move so far.
      The reason several small slaps cooks better is because of the conservation of momentum. Because the chicken is sitting still, more of the force is being turned to heat due to friction. Once you pass the threshold of the force keeping the chicken in place most of the energy is turned into kinetic energy, meaning the chicken would start to move.
      Applying that to stasis, all the small slaps that Link could do in the time that the chicken is frozen would build up the force needed to transfer the energy from heat to kinetic, and the chicken would be sent flying.
      It is worth noting that Saitama could slap the chicken with the right amount of force though. He just couldn't do it in his classic "One Punch" style.

    • @ryanlopez3945
      @ryanlopez3945 3 роки тому +2

      Another thing is that since time is freezed the force would build up, making no difference if you out right ram the chicken with a car. Rip Dio

  • @TheKingofRandom
    @TheKingofRandom 3 роки тому +306

    Go Louis! Slapping his way to the top!

  • @meapyboy12345
    @meapyboy12345 Рік тому +6

    Watch Louis Weiz if you want to see a chicken cooked by slapping

  • @partygamer62gamereviewsand76
    @partygamer62gamereviewsand76 9 місяців тому

    i have a character that should be able to do it, Accelerator from "A Certain Magical Index" his ability is to control all vectors, meaning theoretically he could hit something at the perfect speed

  • @lil_starshooter
    @lil_starshooter 3 роки тому +432

    Me: *sees title*
    Me: *cries, remembering a channel that doesn't exist anymore...*

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 роки тому +76

    Conclusion: Sonic beats his meat very well.

  • @5TARSkillz
    @5TARSkillz Рік тому

    How much is the slap cook? Does it have better models?

  • @mseiter99
    @mseiter99 2 роки тому

    Theory:witch food would you grow the fastest on or also the slowest

  • @samtheknight
    @samtheknight 3 роки тому +275

    I remember on [redacted] when [redacted] and [redacted] tried doing this. Was pretty funny. It's a shame [redacted] no longer exists....

    • @QualityGarbage
      @QualityGarbage 3 роки тому +56

      ⏳Memento Mori⏳

    • @BlaineLP
      @BlaineLP 3 роки тому +43

      Hello fellow [redacted] member, yeah that was really something beautiful they did there

    • @beo3030
      @beo3030 3 роки тому +23

      Hi fellow [Redacted] fan! I miss them so much :(

    • @baldyeosang2035
      @baldyeosang2035 3 роки тому +21

      im wearing my [redacted] socks right now and as soon as I saw the thumbnail I just looked down and whispered memento mori

    • @breeblackerby9853
      @breeblackerby9853 3 роки тому +13

      I’m wearing [redacted] beanie rn 🥺

  • @WeatherReportsHat
    @WeatherReportsHat 3 роки тому +317

    For all my fellow JoJo fans out there, considering Star Platinum can catch a bullet at point blank range, I'd say that it's very likely that Jotaro can meet the slap requirement.

    • @doritoemperor2802
      @doritoemperor2802 3 роки тому +28

      Well yes but then the chicken would be a paste by the time star platinum is done slapping

    • @merchantziro4285
      @merchantziro4285 3 роки тому +16

      Imagine Giorno's 7 Page Muda but for the Chicken

    • @christygarcia6773
      @christygarcia6773 3 роки тому +6

      Any main jojo character would work i think unless its johnny with act 1-3. Im not sure about gappy because i havent finished part 8

    • @shikikywketsuki9892
      @shikikywketsuki9892 3 роки тому +19

      I think josuke would be best jojo to do this since he can slap it to oblivion then put it back into an edible state.

    • @Bedburrito
      @Bedburrito 3 роки тому +5

      Yes stoped time or not and star Platinum can do it perfectly cuz he can even do brain surgery without any help slapping chicken is no problem

  • @destructivepickle
    @destructivepickle 5 місяців тому

    bro this is like a food theory a game theory and a film theory

  • @darkritetsuiho519
    @darkritetsuiho519 Рік тому

    Proving that Sonic gives good slaps...
    Congratulation my man, you just created the roots for some... fascinating Sonic stories...

  • @IrreleventCotheBestCompany
    @IrreleventCotheBestCompany 3 роки тому +270

    "We have to give the slapping crown to Sanic"
    The Engineer: I'm gonna ruin this mans whole career

    • @gotsomham
      @gotsomham 3 роки тому +9

      B A P
      He just needs to take off his glove and hit it 3 times lmao

    • @samleen
      @samleen 3 роки тому +1

      BAP

    • @owo_thefox122
      @owo_thefox122 3 роки тому

      The engineer is engi-here
      BAP!

    • @cherandshane2683
      @cherandshane2683 3 роки тому +2

      "Your machines are like your kids, hit them to make them work faster" - The Engineer

    • @FreeClassy
      @FreeClassy 3 роки тому

      when were you allowed to be popular