Medieval Weapons vs The Modern Warrior (How Lethal Are Medieval Weapons ???)

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  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics  Місяць тому +456

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    • @Melon___man23
      @Melon___man23 Місяць тому +3

      I’m sorry but First

    • @Dripi_weta
      @Dripi_weta Місяць тому +7

      4:01 his neck callasped over a inch...

    • @enkercodm9506
      @enkercodm9506 Місяць тому +5

      Day 900 of begging scott to do a explosive 22blank 12 gauge shells vs body armor video

    • @dudevinman167
      @dudevinman167 Місяць тому +4

      Mace

    • @MooseOsauras
      @MooseOsauras Місяць тому +2

      Can. You do 4 bore vs pykrete

  • @TheErmine
    @TheErmine Місяць тому +7336

    It finally happened… Scott ran out of guns! 😢

    • @darthbane5357
      @darthbane5357 Місяць тому +147

      This is more unique of a video

    • @S.M.A.C.
      @S.M.A.C. Місяць тому +445

      He must have lost the lawsuit with his shoulder. Shame🤦‍♂️

    • @andrewvarcoe4741
      @andrewvarcoe4741 Місяць тому +134

      Nah, more like he ran out of expensive ammo and his shoulder convinced him to take a break.

    • @samuelgarrod8327
      @samuelgarrod8327 Місяць тому +54

      He blew them all up.

    • @mississippidrifter5960
      @mississippidrifter5960 Місяць тому +62

      He is just trying to find a bigger shoulder fired piece of artillery. He doesn't shoot guns anymore😂

  • @sherizaahd
    @sherizaahd Місяць тому +3612

    Spicy Meatball On a Stick = Morning Star
    Spiky Scepter = Mace
    Spiky Ball on Chain = Flail
    Meat Tenderizer = War Hammer

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair Місяць тому +185

      Good for the uniformed viewer, Scott obviously was having a chuckle since he saw the names when he bought them 😜😂😂

    • @seanmurphy7183
      @seanmurphy7183 Місяць тому +17

      Truth

    • @Vahlsten
      @Vahlsten Місяць тому +212

      to be more precise Spiky Scepter = Flanged Mace and Meat Tenderizer = Horseman's Pick

    • @cheesesniper473
      @cheesesniper473 Місяць тому +47

      The meat tenderizer looked like a bec de corbin

    • @seanmurphy7183
      @seanmurphy7183 Місяць тому +14

      Scott next time Archangel Steel

  • @ocularcavity8412
    @ocularcavity8412 18 днів тому +134

    Somebody needs to give him some Historically Accurate, Sharp, Temperature hardened weapons so he can film a part 2 of this, the DAMAGE and CHAOS he would create would be EPIC!!!!! I would PAY MONEY to see that XD

    • @bunhelsingslegacy3549
      @bunhelsingslegacy3549 12 днів тому +9

      Honestly, my stage blade that I do full strength, full speed medieval armoured combat with, duller than the back side of a butter knife, will still split pumpkins and watermelons quite handily with good technique. I have no doubt that should one of my fight buddies hit me with it where I'm unarmoured, I will have serious regrets and very likely split skin and broken bones.
      We do a pumpkin massacre every year to see how well different tools and weapons go through something approximating flesh, and having tried all manner of sharp and dull swords, how sharp it is doesn't make that big a difference till you're already most of the way through.
      That claymore though, was really disappointing, looked way too wiggly just to start off with.

    • @dillonwagers2975
      @dillonwagers2975 12 днів тому +4

      Totally, do you know of anyone who sells good stuff online?

    • @ocularcavity8412
      @ocularcavity8412 12 днів тому

      @@dillonwagers2975 His stuff is not cheap but it is GOOD quality, check out Tod's Workshop, he make High Quality Historically accurate weapons, also make props for Movies and Medieval Re-enactment, he has a website, and a UA-cam Channel

    • @jacobharris3208
      @jacobharris3208 6 днів тому +2

      He used some pretty good weapons. The Windlass Classic Medieval sword is actually a quality piece. Think I saw the cold steel warhammer too

    • @ocularcavity8412
      @ocularcavity8412 6 днів тому

      @@dillonwagers2975 check out Tod's Workshop, High quality but NOT cheap

  • @bryanalejandromolinasepulv4659
    @bryanalejandromolinasepulv4659 17 днів тому +38

    After a blow to the head with a medieval mace, the helmet may be fine but your brain is mashed. 😂

  • @Aimlessmanakin227
    @Aimlessmanakin227 Місяць тому +1960

    medieval weapons nut here, most of those (apart from the "tenderizer" and your smaller sword) look like they are only for decoration and made out of weaker metals and they are still that scary

    • @jeffw5733
      @jeffw5733 Місяць тому +278

      The mall ninjas are growing in power

    • @argonzeit
      @argonzeit Місяць тому +243

      That and his edge alignment on some of those strikes weren't the greatest. It would be interesting to see someone who could actually keep edge alignment with a proper sword do to one of those zombie torsos.

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 Місяць тому +71

      That warhammer looked okay and the mace was probably decent. in practical use flanges did bend. Hence why they so were easier to fix. That looked like an arming sword or smaller long sword.

    • @viscounttudon68
      @viscounttudon68 Місяць тому +111

      @@argonzeitTo be honest it wasn’t bad for a beginner. I’ve seen much worse in my HEMA group from people just starting.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 Місяць тому +98

      The problem however is that medieval weapons experts would have difficulty with the concept of *intentionally* hitting the armor.

  • @lydiahamilton6373
    @lydiahamilton6373 Місяць тому +3401

    Scott as a neurosurgeon - "push the brain haemorrhage back in and duck tape the head back on"👍

    • @deathmetalsl
      @deathmetalsl Місяць тому +126

      Duct tape a thumb in there for safe measure.

    • @bradfordbroswtent.8450
      @bradfordbroswtent.8450 Місяць тому +52

      Just like anything else, the best medical advice anyone could ever give you .. ''Just put a thumb in it'' ...

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 Місяць тому +28

      And fill all the holes with flex seal.

    • @robertohidalgo813
      @robertohidalgo813 Місяць тому +2

      😂

    • @chaseviking5096
      @chaseviking5096 Місяць тому +2

      Well he is the best neurosurgeon in the world after all

  • @tracyscharber7776
    @tracyscharber7776 20 днів тому +26

    Oh, God, the look on Scott's face when he nailed the zombie torso with the spear from the minibike was like "omfg, I cant believe that worked!"

  • @KITOULEAF
    @KITOULEAF 3 дні тому +7

    the way the giant sword bent like a plastic ruler made me shrivel

  • @roadrage363
    @roadrage363 Місяць тому +1585

    Scott on a mini bike throwing a spear needs to be on a t-shirt immediately.

  • @whirlwindgaming6973
    @whirlwindgaming6973 Місяць тому +774

    The fact that Scott can do that kind of damage with these mild steel replicas is a testament to how much of a big guy he is

    • @alltimenative
      @alltimenative Місяць тому +40

      its honestly terrifying lol

    • @TheWinjin
      @TheWinjin Місяць тому +92

      Yeah I was looking at these obviously Amazon Play Dough Metal things and thinking "Scott can slap someone with a limp fish and knock their zombie brains out" now I want him to get hold of someone with actual medieval weaponry, like true steel and all.
      EDIT: watching to the end, the war hammer and spear are obviously made way better and the sword seems rather competent

    • @howardmaryon
      @howardmaryon Місяць тому +8

      The man is a Unit...

    • @aleskaucic2326
      @aleskaucic2326 Місяць тому +5

      And how deadly medieval arsenal was...

    • @seanwagner1903
      @seanwagner1903 Місяць тому +27

      Those are wall hangers and of mall ninja equivalent quality. Not even actual medieval weapons are of that low quality as what he's using

  • @wilsonclements2350
    @wilsonclements2350 15 днів тому +12

    2:04 Morningstar 2:37 flanged mace 6:19 flail 7:59 poleaxe 11:23 triple morningstar 12:01 double-edged sword 14:06 spear 16:22 claymore 18:46 Macil 18:52 pitchfork 19:18 motorcycle 20:34 wrench

  • @Morris-rl5iu
    @Morris-rl5iu 3 дні тому +2

    “Spiky meatball on a stick” got me dying😂😂😂

  • @kaiying74
    @kaiying74 Місяць тому +705

    Scott throwing a spear at a Zombie Torso in slow-mo from the back of a mini-bike is peak internet. 🤣

    • @MartijnBeekhuis
      @MartijnBeekhuis Місяць тому +17

      I want that framed on my wall.

    • @billant2
      @billant2 Місяць тому +10

      Man, I was just hoping he doesn't skewer himself running into the throwing end of that rod on his bike. heh

    • @Eco19
      @Eco19 Місяць тому +2

      @@billant2saaaame

    • @koe-elain4203
      @koe-elain4203 Місяць тому +6

      Drive-by-speared

    • @4bedStudios
      @4bedStudios Місяць тому +1

      No, it's peak Kentucky. Because as a Kentuckian I can account for this message.

  • @bztv6531
    @bztv6531 Місяць тому +467

    "Do not fight the armor, fight the person inside."
    -Master Splinter

    • @DoIT4Me
      @DoIT4Me 28 днів тому +22

      I miss when he was depicted as a wise ninja master.

    • @Batts2002
      @Batts2002 26 днів тому +1

      Nostalgia to the 2002 TMNT

    • @DoIT4Me
      @DoIT4Me 26 днів тому +5

      @@Batts2002
      Honestly my favorite iteration is either the 2007 splinter or the 2012, regardless I enjoy when he depicted as a wise ninja master and not some sad old loner.

    • @ISOCATO
      @ISOCATO 25 днів тому

      FLAMETHROWER

  • @razrblade84
    @razrblade84 23 дні тому +4

    WTF the cut and suddenly riding combat totally broke me :D nice vid!

  • @TheMegazonyx
    @TheMegazonyx Місяць тому +914

    All of his knowledge went to guns, and none to melee weapons...
    I practicle died when he pulled out the poolnoodle and called it a claymore...

    • @viscounttudon68
      @viscounttudon68 Місяць тому +152

      Same. All of these weapons were cringe inducingly flimsy

    • @Kraakesolv
      @Kraakesolv Місяць тому +123

      ​@@viscounttudon68For sure. Fantasy weapons, really, except the warhammer. That was decent enough. Rest was junk and quite disappointing, Inwould have liked to see some proper weapons.

    • @kaseymalec6194
      @kaseymalec6194 Місяць тому +100

      I collect swords, when he called that THING a claymore, I genuinely almost had a stroke

    • @bringemyoungpbuh4123
      @bringemyoungpbuh4123 Місяць тому +15

      Did he put the right side "forward to enemy"?

    • @Pointlesschan
      @Pointlesschan Місяць тому +32

      his first hit with the “claymore “ was essentially with the flat not the edge

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Місяць тому +742

    Man, I would love for you to get some medieval weapon youtubers out there to do another one of these with you using high-grade proper combat weapons. Not enough videos doing this on youtube.

    • @user-eg7uw9ls4o
      @user-eg7uw9ls4o Місяць тому +14

      A very good idea we have a lot of medieval over here. 53°/ 0°

    • @viscounttudon68
      @viscounttudon68 Місяць тому +87

      Skallagrim please I beg

    • @MbisonBalrog
      @MbisonBalrog Місяць тому +74

      Shadiversity, Schola, and Metatron be great out there. I believe Meta used to live in Tenn and is in US right now.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 Місяць тому +11

      ​@@MbisonBalrogI wasn't aware he moved. I do understand that he's had to spend some time back in Italy due to his mother's passing.

    • @MbisonBalrog
      @MbisonBalrog Місяць тому +3

      @@Manco65 I may be wrong

  • @MrCybersnow
    @MrCybersnow 23 дні тому +4

    I LOVE medieval KB and medieval Scott!
    MORE! AND MORE WEAPONS!

  • @elirose306
    @elirose306 19 днів тому +3

    hey scott, loved the vid, hope to see more content like this

  • @phyose4793
    @phyose4793 Місяць тому +461

    Fun fact about medieval weapons and armor:
    Warriors and experts (and you in doing this video) figured out pretty quickly that armor is really good at stopping sharp pointy things. Have enough layers, and you can stop a lot of what any sword, spear, or dagger can do. And with plate (or in this case, modern armor), that effectiveness is reduced even further.
    Blunt damage, however, doesn't care how much armor you have. The concussive force of blunted weapons transfers through armor, causing damage through concussions, breaking bones, and bruising.
    So if you're fighting someone in armor, you're better off picking up a big rock and bashing their helmet in than trying to slice them up with a big sword.

    • @KevekGaming
      @KevekGaming 29 днів тому +16

      Well you say that... but Dequitem who does fully armored unchoreographed fights against other people in armor says that he prefers a sword over a blunt weapon.

    • @aaronbrandon2321
      @aaronbrandon2321 29 днів тому +25

      All armor has weak points, a sword wouldn't make it through the plate armor so they'll just stab backside of your knee. You have an obvious leg up in armor but the sword still killed many a plated knight.

    • @sweracoon7931
      @sweracoon7931 29 днів тому +34

      @@aaronbrandon2321 Sure, but you're still at a disadvantage. There's a reason blunt and pick-like weapons became prevalent in the later medieval ages. That, or just wrestling (there are entire treatises just about armoured grappling) your oppnent and try to get a dagger into the weak spots.

    • @markwhite168
      @markwhite168 29 днів тому +14

      Actually armor, especially plate armor does help against concussive force too, as it spreads it around a much larger surface - one could see a difference between a hit with warhammer onto the helmet and later onto the bare head, that burst into pieces from a single hit. Still even a non-penetrating hit to the helmet would probably break a neck below that head. The difference still is that to deliver such a powerful blow one needs to do a large swing and a skilled opponent will have time to react, for instance with a quick stab.

    • @99Knytes
      @99Knytes 29 днів тому

      A sword can still deal concussive force; it's still a bat of hardened steel.
      Besides, against an armored opponent you would be attacking the weak points and joints; whether by chops, or going to half-sword and use locks, throws, and thrusts toward the eye slits.
      Plus, there's a reason the Mordhau (Murder Stroke) technique exists.

  • @FondlesHandles
    @FondlesHandles Місяць тому +359

    the really neat thing about those bludgeoning weapons is even though they dont look like they did much obvious damage, they would still be debilitating. fractured collarbone, whiplash, broken neck, brain damage.

    • @Vault57
      @Vault57 Місяць тому +35

      The key thing you said was 'obvious damage'. Most of those hits could still cause soft tissue and nerve damage, the nerve damage being the more debilitating. Nerve injuries can take a long time to get over. That said, most of the head blows could cause death hours or days later. Yet humans have been known to take severe traumatic injuries and end up living out of spite. Who knows?

    • @djtrac3r935
      @djtrac3r935 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah dude, the flail hit he did looked fucking gnarly

    • @Mr45chicken
      @Mr45chicken Місяць тому +17

      @FondlesHandles couldn't agree more but to add on to that if you got hit with a moring star in the sternum there is a high probability of ribs and possibly other bones breaking and puncturing a lung or other vital organs and even if nothing broke internal bleeding is almost guaranteed with that kinda impact so basically screwed either way

    • @LPikeno
      @LPikeno Місяць тому +30

      Yes. A warhammer to the 'anywhere' of the body, regardless of armor, is going to be AT LEAST tough on the bones.
      Back when soldiers wore tin cans, bludgeoning was the weapon of choice: Oh, you have armor on your chest? Now you have armor IN your chest.
      Inertia is a very dangerous weapon indeed.

    • @bloodsweatandsteel.2749
      @bloodsweatandsteel.2749 Місяць тому +13

      Yup. Neck injury for sure eaven with the helmet. Especially with the war hammer. Your not getting up i don't care how good your helmet is....but still ware the damn helmet anyway. Would make all the difference with a glancing blow, and you don't see many glancing blow tests either so I would be interested.

  • @LastofallJedi
    @LastofallJedi 27 днів тому +4

    This video is amazing Scott. You forgot bow and arrow. Also, crossbow. At that time it was traditional archery. Maybe traditional vs recurve vs compound? That armor doesn't stand a chance! Especially vs crossbow

  • @danielvecchi9939
    @danielvecchi9939 19 днів тому

    Hello to you Scott over the last two years being watching your show on and off but now I do believe you are more civil than ever it when you were explaining you don’t stop thinking about the time the gun exploded and you became injured with this I really have a lot a respect for you human I really think of subscribing to your channel the police inner bullet jacket I think beat medieval weapons only because you taking more than one swing at this to slice and pick at this.

  • @Verkozius
    @Verkozius 29 днів тому +255

    You walk alone in the middle of the night, and you see some random big dude with a medieval helmet, riding a mini-motorcycle, and wielding a javelin, *going towards you*
    Definitely nightmare worthy

    • @yilso8663
      @yilso8663 19 днів тому

      Funny thing is, a toddler with a pistol is way deadlier

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 19 днів тому +1

      ​@@yilso8663I really don't think that's true.

    • @yilso8663
      @yilso8663 19 днів тому +2

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 Depends on the number of people nearby and the proficiency of the toddler with a gun.
      But let's not get technical here.

    • @EPIC_DRAGONSS
      @EPIC_DRAGONSS 17 днів тому

      He didn't notice but when he hit it with that thing with the three spiky balls on it he shouted like all the ribs if you watch a song on one of the ribs went into the shoulder piece

    • @aidanwoodward3975
      @aidanwoodward3975 17 днів тому

      The universe where gunpowder was never invented

  • @benjaminfinlay829
    @benjaminfinlay829 Місяць тому +436

    Regarding the soft body armour.
    It might surprise you to know that in medieval times, they already used a similar concept to protect against swords.
    It's called a "Gambeson", and it's made of quilted cloth layered many times. It was designed to provide padding to buffer blows to chainmail or plate, but it also provides quite ample protection from slashing blades on its own (though its protection is sacrificial, as each slash would put gashes in it).

    • @hambyla
      @hambyla Місяць тому +43

      Shadiversity approves

    • @alexmills1329
      @alexmills1329 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah, that’s neat and all but to clarify here, Kevlar is not made to protect against stabs and slashes. It’s horrible at protection for that type of attack. It’s made to catch things, not to be abrasion resistant. A thin piece of ar500 is designed to do that task, it’s in the name even!

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 Місяць тому +7

      Usually, you would combine armor types, depending on the era (and, of course, if you were wealthy enough to afford it). Best protection would be chainmail < gambeson < plate. Forgive me if I got the order wrong. Not too dissimilar from wearing ballistic plate over Kevlar.

    • @ZeroXSEED
      @ZeroXSEED Місяць тому +15

      @@alexmills1329 Well time to put on my nerd hat
      Kevlar can be made stab-proof, it just have to be constructed and layered difficulty. Most bullets are blunt body, and that's why most soft bulletproof vest aren't rated for ice pick test (aka, stab resistance)
      However there ARE kevlar vest made to be both knife resistant, and useful against common pistol (9mm/45acp etc)
      You found them often in service of prison guards, since rifles aren't a concern.

    • @alexsawicki
      @alexsawicki Місяць тому +9

      "It was designed to provide padding to buffer blows to chainmail or plate"... While gambeson was used for that purpose, I'm not sure it was "designed" for that purpose. There's some evidence that cloth armor pre-dates the metal armors... And, gambesons were often worn without any other armor. Gambesons are quite effective as overall armor, and they are easier and cheaper to make then chainmail or plate. Also, because gambeson is naturally flexible, it works to "cover the gaps" in other armors that are not as flexible, because the gaps would often be around joints.

  • @NoxArchive
    @NoxArchive 7 днів тому

    This should be called, "Scott learns a Warhammer does what it was designed to do."
    Warhammers were used against armored foes. the spike for piercing armor and the head for crushing bones.

  • @tombofthememelich2192
    @tombofthememelich2192 26 днів тому

    This is a fun video! I thoroughly enjoyed it! You are absolutely right about ancient weapons not penetrating modern armor. They did not penetrate a knights full plate armor either back when they were in use. The impact weapons like the meat tenderizer and the spike-balls were meant to transfer heavy impact through the armor, breaking the bones underneath or causing a concussion. I think the ball-on-a-chain was a great example of this because it left a skull fracture under the helmet. Swords would have been used to thrust at weaker parts of less well-armored opponents. I do think these weapons are obsolete, but I think this because they cannot put a hole in an enemy over a mile away with a projectile that moves faster than sound, not because modern armor is way better against them than the armor back then. Great video!!

  • @AbdulAhad-hi5sv
    @AbdulAhad-hi5sv Місяць тому +300

    That Mongolian style spear throwing while riding a motorcycle was impressive.
    Never commented much and never got so many likes. Scott should start his own Mongolian clan.
    All hail to overgrown motorcycle riding Mongolian.

    • @billypowell1332
      @billypowell1332 Місяць тому +7

      That was impressive

    • @jojoking4
      @jojoking4 Місяць тому +9

      the face he made at the time. less impressive

    • @hyperturbotechnomike
      @hyperturbotechnomike Місяць тому +6

      Mongolian biker gang

    • @Jargolf86
      @Jargolf86 Місяць тому +15

      The White Scars approve.

    • @jamesallred460
      @jamesallred460 Місяць тому +1

      That throw was epic, and as someone else already said, it should be put on a t-shirt immediately.

  • @issintf925
    @issintf925 Місяць тому +606

    A Skallagrim Kentucky Ballistics crossover is exactly what we all need

    • @krakenpots5693
      @krakenpots5693 Місяць тому +30

      Definitely!!! I'm a fan of both channels, and I haven't seen Skall's reaction yet, but I'm excited to, and I would love to see them work on something together!!!

    • @CrimsonCeltCherokee
      @CrimsonCeltCherokee Місяць тому +19

      i see you saw Skall's video as well.

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 Місяць тому +15

      The true men community of HEMA sends its regards
      🍷

    • @mongolmees
      @mongolmees Місяць тому +5

      Yes please.

    • @issintf925
      @issintf925 Місяць тому +4

      @@CrimsonCeltCherokee I did! Although I do like both channels as well

  • @blakeekalb2808
    @blakeekalb2808 24 дні тому

    The end had me LOL! So good. Thank you.

  • @Vagabond1313
    @Vagabond1313 22 дні тому

    Well, that's always was interesting! Thanks Kentucky Ballistics for the answer on question from childhood))

  • @xblackbart6922
    @xblackbart6922 28 днів тому +290

    "Well he's got a little hemmorage there OH I PUSHED IT BACK IN!! No big deal!!" LMAOOOOO

  • @TheRealGraylocke
    @TheRealGraylocke 28 днів тому +223

    With Scott, it's not so much what the weapon can do, but what the weapon can do with Scott's strength. And regarding melee weapons being no longer releveant, most of those hits snapped a neck, inflicted a concussion, cracked/shattered ribs despite the armor. That was, and is, their original purpose.

    • @eliabeck689
      @eliabeck689 27 днів тому +5

      Thank you for this!

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 25 днів тому +55

      Still, these weapons are very cheap replicas made out of crap metal (I honestly can’t tell if it’s even steel for some of them).
      His “meat tenderizer” (which is modeled after a Warhammer) is the closest thing he had here to real medieval weaponry.
      I would be genuinely curious to see how much damage he could do with some authentic, high quality medieval weapons. If he can punch through a ballistic helmet with that crap, what can he do with a real war pick?

    • @eliabeck689
      @eliabeck689 25 днів тому +6

      @@alphastronghold715 That is something I'd like to know, too! :)

    • @Ein_Kunde_
      @Ein_Kunde_ 22 дні тому +1

      ​@@alphastronghold715Not much more.
      The quality of the steel is much more important for thr armor than for the weapon.

    • @ZedF86
      @ZedF86 20 днів тому +4

      @@alphastronghold715 That arming sword was well made as well. Consider the amount of flex from those blows, and the fact that it was straight as an arrow at the end.
      Most medieval weapons are cheap replicas or hobby pieces by guys who like hammers and have too much time on their hands, but I've no doubt there are more than a few forges that still make good quality replicas and analogues. Particularly for those who practice fencing or mock combat. There is such a thing as an MMA for knights, for example.

  • @reverieofmusic436
    @reverieofmusic436 10 днів тому +1

    I love you, Scott. Please never change. You are an absolute joy to watch.

  • @gabelolll
    @gabelolll 2 дні тому

    i've never been so excited to see a man with medieval weapons ever

  • @cynthiakoehne7004
    @cynthiakoehne7004 26 днів тому

    LOL he finally brings out the "TRIDENT" as seen in Gladiator, remember the net/trident scene with the reenactment of the battle of Sciperio, great fun!

  • @jamesjanney4440
    @jamesjanney4440 Місяць тому +115

    The mace and Morningstar are great bludgeoning weapons. They will not go through armor, but if you remember what the 4bore did by putting a fist sized hole through the torso while also not going through the armor, you can get an idea what can be done with blunt force against an armored torso.

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 Місяць тому +7

      bludegeon wepons are good ways to damage via kinetic Energy. A must have on any medieval battlefield.

    • @GribbleGob
      @GribbleGob Місяць тому +14

      @@shawn6860 i'll keep that in mind the next time my peasant village gets raided by barbarians 👍

    • @DoctorInk20
      @DoctorInk20 Місяць тому +13

      That 4-bore round punching the armour _into_ the torso is what I imagine a critical failure armour save looks like in *Dungeons & Dragons.* 😂

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 Місяць тому

      see modern tank rounds...mostly all kinetic penetrators a.k.a. blunt force

  • @portaljumper339
    @portaljumper339 Місяць тому +103

    As a D&D player and medieval weapons enthusiast, I'd recommend getting some properly forged and tempered swords for the next time you make a video like this. The way those blades bend and flop around shows that they're probably just prop weapons made of basic sheet steel that was ground to shape rather than being an actual forged blade meant to see actual combat. Love your stuff and I'd love to see more medieval weapons videos, especially if you get a hold of some real quality stuff!

    • @Errtuabyss
      @Errtuabyss Місяць тому +9

      The problem wasn't the steel but the nonsensical construction. It's obvious decent (but not ideal) spring steel, but much to thing for the size (which makes it that floppy).
      Hitting with the flat also didn't help😅
      Your point is still correct. The only fully functional weapon seems to be the one-handed sword (which he decapitated the torso with a single, not overly precise strike) and the spike of the "tenderizer" (the hammer end was non-sensical with the flattend ends which are suppose to help the hammer grip flat, curved surfaces to transfer the force into the target). The rest was wallhanger crap.

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ErrtuabyssI think you're mostly talking about the spaghettified twohander

    • @kalashnikov1343
      @kalashnikov1343 Місяць тому +5

      Swords were actually made to slightly bendy, because otherwise they would shear and break. It's called spring steel.

    • @gothnate
      @gothnate Місяць тому +9

      "ground to shape rather than being an actual forged blade meant to see actual combat" Amateur bladesmith here. Forged doesn't necessarily mean a stronger blade. Ground (stock removal) doesn't necessarily mean a weaker blade. They are just ways to shape the blade. What really counts is the materials and how you heat treat and temper them. Modern steels designed for blades are far superior than any medieval steels, no matter where it came from. There's not even a debate amongst bladesmiths about that fact.
      And before you throw out the fanboy line, "Damascus is the best steel and even better than anything today!" allow me to pre-correct you. Damascus steel only comes from the region of Damascus in Syria. It's pattern welded steel. They were the first to take multiple grades of steel; high carbon, low carbon, and anywhere in between, and mix them together in a twisting pattern and forge weld them all together. This made the resulting steel more balanced, so you'd still have the hardness of the high carbon, but the toughness of the low carbon. We still use the same techniques to make pattern welded steel today, but only for decoration, since any seam or line you can see in the blade after etching, will be a weak point in the metal. Our modern steels mix the right amount of carbon and iron to make a homogenized steel, which gives it the edge, pun intended.
      The "right" amount of carbon is completely dependent on what the steel is designed for. For carving knives (kitchen and similar), you want a high carbon steel so it holds its edge for longer. For fighting knives, you want a tougher blade, so it'll generally be more of a low carbon steel. For swords and knives you'll definitely use to beat things but still need sharp, you'll want a spring steel core with a high carbon edge and if a single edge blade, a low carbon spine to use for striking.
      When you buy a decent weapon from a smith, you're not paying for the materials. You're paying for the expertise of the smith themselves. A good smith will know when to use which metals. Whether it's stock removal or forging, that's probably the least important part of the entire process. I know it's definitely the fastest.

    • @portaljumper339
      @portaljumper339 Місяць тому

      @@kalashnikov1343 That’s what tempering does in a forged sword, giving it back some of that elasticity so that it doesn’t shatter like glass, but swords are absolutely not supposed to bend like a pool noodle when hitting soft armor or flesh. Those are basically cosplay swords.

  • @markhooper5824
    @markhooper5824 26 днів тому

    Great fun and super slow motion filming guys.👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @susannroch5006
    @susannroch5006 26 днів тому

    I love this video.
    Oh and you're pretty good with the spear

  • @TenemaesLament
    @TenemaesLament Місяць тому +223

    Not gonna lie: watching Scott swing around that flail puckered my butt a bit. Glad no hospital trips were incurred

    • @The_Keeper
      @The_Keeper Місяць тому +7

      Well, he can't load a flail with a overpowered round and blow himself up (at least, I hope not), sooo...

    • @dylanconn8758
      @dylanconn8758 Місяць тому +10

      @@The_KeeperIf anyone can find a way, it’s Scott.

    • @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88
      @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88 Місяць тому +10

      ​@@The_Keeper When he tossed that spear while on the minibike I was hoping the butt of the spear didn't swing around in a way that he'd run into it.

    • @-Zevin-
      @-Zevin- Місяць тому +7

      @@The_Keeper You would be surprised how seriously injured people get with stuff like this, especially cheap not historically accurate replica stuff which is often made out of poor quality stainless steel that is brittle, brittle steel snaps off with shar edges and tends to going flying. The flanges on the mace are particularly prone to breaking in that way. Of course the famous old video of the guy on TV selling a "samurai sword" who then bangs it on the table to "demonstrate how strong it is. Right when it breaks off at the hilt and the front half flips around and stabs him right in the stomach... That's a old internet classic clip from the early days of UA-cam.

    • @Darkphoenix3450
      @Darkphoenix3450 Місяць тому +1

      @@The_Keeper 'Not true, 1400s they did have gun hammers, and shields. Even a sword gun.

  • @kramerfortuna7228
    @kramerfortuna7228 Місяць тому +88

    That minibike drive-by spear throw was OFFICIALLY the coolest thing I've seen. You're a LEGEND, man!!

  • @monsuta-666
    @monsuta-666 3 години тому +1

    The medieval moped 🏍️ seemed to be the most effective

  • @TimParker-Chambers
    @TimParker-Chambers 25 днів тому

    20:18 For getting through the vest, only the spear was somewhat effective. However, the blows to the skuII from any of the bludgeoning weapons, they'd still put someone out of the fight with at least a concussion... The war-hammer was probably the most all-round effective 👍👍👍👍

  • @chaseb8397
    @chaseb8397 Місяць тому +56

    I could hear my inner Scotsman screaming in rage when you called that, 9 foot Lord of the rings replica 275 Steel dilldo a Claymore. Hopefully you didn't pay $1500 for it. That's like buying a AR with a PVC pie for barrel.

    • @AdblockWillWin7853
      @AdblockWillWin7853 Місяць тому +6

      I feel you on the... thing that's definitely not claymore. The part that got me screaming in rage was the morning star... that's not a freaking morning star. The thing with the chain isn't a morning star, and the morning star isn't a morning star.

    • @jeffreyvanvoorst2077
      @jeffreyvanvoorst2077 Місяць тому +2

      Who makes swords out of mild spring steel?

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 Місяць тому +1

      but, as proven elsewhere, PVC pipes are actually able to deflect bullets...in essence you can shoot around corners

    • @chaselazar5900
      @chaselazar5900 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@jeffreyvanvoorst2077 who ever made that dark souls abomination

    • @jefforymitchell5697
      @jefforymitchell5697 Місяць тому +2

      I haven't cried laughing at a youtube comment in a while, thanks for that 😂

  • @clem7542
    @clem7542 Місяць тому +104

    I love how Scott went from all serious and calm to just a guy having fun with whatever he gets his hands on and a ballistic dummy

    • @billant2
      @billant2 Місяць тому +8

      Well, after that last "blowup mishap", he doesn't take life granted, and rather have fun. ;)

    • @tenofprime
      @tenofprime Місяць тому +4

      That is my favorite thing about him, he has so much fun it just draws you in.

  • @TaeDaniel-ki5zy
    @TaeDaniel-ki5zy 14 днів тому +8

    Are you shur these weren’t for display only

  • @KentuckyBallistics
    @KentuckyBallistics  Місяць тому +332

    Which medieval weapon was your favorite?!? I hope you enjoyed the video and thanks for watching!

  • @bensullivan9478
    @bensullivan9478 Місяць тому +120

    the slowmo of the brain popping out to say hello and then sneaking back in was gold❤

    • @billant2
      @billant2 Місяць тому +1

      Oh yeah at 8:50 at first I thought it was his eye popping out through his skull, but after careful replay, it was the brain. baha

    • @robwoodring9437
      @robwoodring9437 Місяць тому +1

      Some days my brain pops out to say hello, but this is not that day.

  • @coyotegames404
    @coyotegames404 День тому

    The first weapon you used is called a "Morningstar". Which is basically a mace with spikes and hurts a lot

  • @RodneySizemore-uf4yu
    @RodneySizemore-uf4yu 20 днів тому

    Lmfao, the opening 1st minute was absolutely hilarious, love your content, keep up the great work brother...🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌

  • @jond7691
    @jond7691 Місяць тому +108

    Petition for Scott to get a Bec de Corbin!
    Also watching that sharp steel bending right next to exposed forearms gave me the absolute shivers. Gonna need bigger thumbs if those things snap on you

    • @Dirk_the_Daring
      @Dirk_the_Daring Місяць тому +17

      It looks like he isn't using "battle-ready" weapons. The real ones are expensive.

    • @marcelomarcelo514
      @marcelomarcelo514 Місяць тому +28

      Yea that "Claymore" was just a piece of sheet metal, thankfully nothing happened

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 Місяць тому +2

      got an auction comming up...they have a genuine lucerne hammer... I mean... I could just slip on the mousebutton and then somehow export it^^

  • @chapelknight951
    @chapelknight951 Місяць тому +55

    A few things to critique that would make for an awesome video:
    • Accurate weapon types. The one handed flail may have never been used in combat, but the huge 2 handed flail definitely was. Poleaxes were also beasts of the period.
    • Quality. Some of these replicas seem to be of low quality and lack resilience of medieval spring steel.
    • Edge alignment. A little practice lining that edge up would greatly help the cut he's getting. That and some good sharpening. He did well as someone who may not even use a machete or bill hook.
    • He could've incorporated projectile weapons such as crossbows, bows, and medieval hand cannons.

    • @killerflamingo9566
      @killerflamingo9566 Місяць тому +7

      Yeah definitely fun video but you can tell this isn’t his normal wheelhouse

    • @RexApplegate
      @RexApplegate Місяць тому +5

      I'd like to see if a properly built medieval spec falchion could cut the 3a like they did gambison.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 Місяць тому +1

      bring in tods workshop and do some proper tests

    • @legionvexillarius3744
      @legionvexillarius3744 Місяць тому

      If he really wanted some good quality weapons and potentially armor, places like medieval extreme and Canadian Buhurt, make sports equipment for the sport of Buhurt, Wich are really strong and historically accurate, to a certain degree.

    • @ianrawlings2546
      @ianrawlings2546 Місяць тому

      Some people will whinge about anything. Go watch another channel or a history documentary. We're happy with Scott's obsession with huge firearms.

  • @densostyle1797
    @densostyle1797 6 днів тому

    This is the first video I see of Scott. The video was so funny 😂, especially the ending with the Minibike... Epic👌😂. Will subscribe your channel

  • @Teo-kaii
    @Teo-kaii 25 днів тому

    best ad ever man! well done lol great video too.

  • @ModernKnight
    @ModernKnight Місяць тому +100

    That was fun to watch. The big sword at the end had issues with profile and edge alignment though., still modern materials are pretty tough. Even back in medieval times enough layers of linen were used as armour.

    • @SquareCube2323
      @SquareCube2323 Місяць тому

      How are those super long claymores good in battle? I mean it has range but I feel like it would be too hard to swing at multiple enemies

    • @hand_of_sithis2575
      @hand_of_sithis2575 Місяць тому +16

      @@SquareCube2323 Most claymores weren't that long. At most you'd be looking at about 6 feet from pommel to tip. They were balanced a lot better than the one Scott was wielding, so people could wield them with respectable dexterity. They also were not that flimsy, you saw how easily that sword bent, even against a softer target.
      That being said though, if I recall by the time they were starting to be used, they got replaced by Pikes, Halberds and Bec de Corbins due to their greater effectiveness against heavily armored opponents.

    • @SquareCube2323
      @SquareCube2323 Місяць тому +8

      @@hand_of_sithis2575oh that makes sense, I was confused by the size and floppiness of- wait 🤨

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 Місяць тому +9

      ​@@SquareCube2323That thing was closer to what is called a "bearing sword," which is only meant to be held up and look pretty in a parade.

    • @Specter_1125
      @Specter_1125 Місяць тому +1

      @@hand_of_sithis2575while not necessarily claymores, great swords in general became common place around the same time as pikes. They weren’t replaced by them since. They did different, but still very important jobs when in an infantry formation (as did pollaxes, halberds, and other polearms).

  • @granthaase7293
    @granthaase7293 Місяць тому +50

    The mini bike javelin throw might be one of the coolest things I've ever watched in Slow Mo

  • @pkonneker
    @pkonneker 28 днів тому

    So many good swords/weapons you could test this way. I like that hammer.
    That armor is great.

  • @CantankerousTinkerer
    @CantankerousTinkerer 24 дні тому

    That "Oh Gosh!" at 9:50 sounded like Chris Farley and I can't unhear it now. 😆

  • @NihilusTheGreat
    @NihilusTheGreat Місяць тому +137

    It's not a .600 nitro express revolver...but it'll do for now

    • @PattyBurg2448
      @PattyBurg2448 Місяць тому +1

      That just sounds nasty, I love it!

  • @Nushnark
    @Nushnark Місяць тому +31

    I really hope Scott picks up HEMA after this and tries those tests again afterwards. Him being able to throw a cut with decent edge alignment would be even more terrifying than the haymakers he threw at the zombie.
    That being said, every medieval levy would be happy that Scott wasn't there to swing a warhammer at them.

    • @letsgo529
      @letsgo529 Місяць тому +1

      as a hemaist i approve

  • @wolfzait
    @wolfzait 26 днів тому

    Swords point= neck , joints
    Mace, mornings star , hammer= concussion damage, helmets is ok , jacket is ok , everything inside the body isn't. Principal death in the medieval, ar broken ribs and collapse of heart and vital organs.
    But beautiful episode 😂

  • @BenjaminWatje
    @BenjaminWatje 17 днів тому

    Spicy Meatball On a Stick = mace
    Spiky Scepter = Mace
    Spiky Ball on Chain = morning star
    Meat Tenderizer = War Hammer

  • @with_The_Butler
    @with_The_Butler 28 днів тому +213

    Could you seriously consider doing more like this?
    There are so many channels dedicated to these old weapons, but they are all busy being analytical and serious, they never get to the fun parts. I have been waiting to see a fun video like this one for YEARS!

    • @johndortheknight4802
      @johndortheknight4802 27 днів тому +14

      Shadaversaty (spelled it wrong but it’s a rough combo for my dumb arse to remember) they do really great breakdowns of the fun bits they do and they’ve got a Titansword in the works right now

    • @with_The_Butler
      @with_The_Butler 27 днів тому +1

      @@johndortheknight4802 Shadiversity. I watch some of his stuff periodically. He does good on the information and analyzing things, but the fun parts I've seen are always pretty short, and drown in the mix of the analyses.
      What Scott did here, was almost non-stop fun.
      Kind of like some of the other Gun channels, being a lot more analytical... And then we have Scott here, shooting the Chronograph.
      (For the record, I'm not trying to knock Shad or any of the other channels. They do what they do quite well. I just think Scott has landed on untapped potential, in part due to the fact he can more easily afford to do this.)

    • @lemax6865
      @lemax6865 25 днів тому +5

      I agree, on the condition that he gets good quality weapons. As shown here, mall-ninja stainless steel weapon-shaped objects usually break after a single blow and are not a good representation of medieval weaponry. Yes to smashing zombie torsos with them, I don't need him to expose on the weapon's history and design like other channels do, but get weapons. Just look at the difference in quality between the "pointy-meatball-on-a-stick" or "spiky-scepter" and the "meat-tenderizer". Sure, that warhammer doesn't look like it was made using historical methods, but it's well-built enough that it withstands intended use, so for a video like this one, I call it good enough. He even has a few good ones in there, the arming sword and javelin seem pretty accurate.

    • @with_The_Butler
      @with_The_Butler 25 днів тому +3

      @@lemax6865 Exactly!
      But I'll admit, for a cheap price, even some mall-ninja stuff vs watermelons or eggplants could prove quite entertaining for a brief mid-video skit.

    • @wurstelei1356
      @wurstelei1356 24 дні тому +3

      @@with_The_Butler Not only watermelons. Versus Zombies I definitely would prefer a war hammer over a 9mm since you kinda never run out of ammo. Those are cracking skulls very effectively.

  • @xSergisX
    @xSergisX Місяць тому +85

    that skull cracking open has given me a new level of appreciation for melee weapons
    especially as someone who is not going about his day wearing armor
    i also appreciate the oblivion looking helmet

  • @noddarkwolf
    @noddarkwolf 28 днів тому

    1st weapon is a morning star, 2nd is a mace, 3rd is a flail, 4th is a warhammer, 5th is a 3 headed flail, 6th is a sword, 7th is a spear

  • @kindolive9528
    @kindolive9528 27 днів тому

    1. Morningstar
    2. Flanged Mace
    3. Flail
    4. War Hammer
    5. Short sword
    6. Spear
    7. Claymore/Greatsword

  • @josephreyes5212
    @josephreyes5212 Місяць тому +176

    Skallagrim is going to have a field day with this video.

    • @XXNerdzillaXX
      @XXNerdzillaXX Місяць тому +15

      Riiiiight?!

    • @josephreyes5212
      @josephreyes5212 Місяць тому +10

      @@XXNerdzillaXX alert the others

    • @legueu
      @legueu Місяць тому +5

      Can't wait😁

    • @stinkyfungus
      @stinkyfungus Місяць тому +14

      Perhaps he should offer to do a collaboration.

    • @au1317
      @au1317 Місяць тому +5

      @@stinkyfungus This would be tough with the distance but seriously awesome to see

  • @garciatempensoniv3700
    @garciatempensoniv3700 Місяць тому +50

    it never occured to me how Scott would look so menacing with a medieval helmet on..
    imagine if he wore a proper crusader armour

    • @favkisnexerade
      @favkisnexerade Місяць тому +4

      he needs a little bit of training 😅
      these one leg chicken stance attacks were funny 😂

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon Місяць тому +1

      Much like an actual Crusader, he would be largely blind, mostly deaf, virtually immobile if not on horseback, and, after working hard in it for a while on a hot day, in desperate need of two or three well-trained people working as fast as they could to get him out of it before he died from heat exhaustion. :)

    • @sugipulaboule
      @sugipulaboule Місяць тому

      @@ZGryphon You are terribly uninformed

    • @MrFright2010
      @MrFright2010 Місяць тому +1

      Kentucky Vult!

    • @enigmaodell6806
      @enigmaodell6806 Місяць тому +1

      All I’m thinking of is the scene with Gimli putting on the chain mail.
      “It’s a little tight around the chest”
      Also, i think that’s a jousting helmet, and is more modern than crusader armor

  • @sylviaparks8271
    @sylviaparks8271 11 днів тому

    This is the first ever video I watched from your channel!!!!!!!

  • @literallyeverything2
    @literallyeverything2 20 днів тому +2

    "this is the spikey meatball on a stick" i love it

  • @dan_mccaulley
    @dan_mccaulley Місяць тому +61

    The slow mo of Scott on the scooter with the helmet and spear had me good

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon Місяць тому +23

    It may be worth noting that spears of the type seen here weren't commonly thrown in medieval warfare. _Javelins_ were, but they tended to be shorter and usually had barbed heads, since one of their main uses was to get stuck in an enemy's shield and make it too unwieldy to use. A javelineer would generally carry several since he wasn't getting them back, but a spearman would be very reluctant to throw his only weapon away.

  • @TIOLIOfficial
    @TIOLIOfficial 2 дні тому +1

    18:59 - A drive-by spearing.

  • @Jho-oh
    @Jho-oh 27 днів тому

    Video idea: make a stack out of all those broken tables you've collected, then see how many table chunks it takes to stop a bullet

  • @quietpsycho1
    @quietpsycho1 Місяць тому +98

    Skallagrim just did a reaction to this, and now I need to see a collaboration.

    • @liontamer2006
      @liontamer2006 29 днів тому +6

      Yes, I'm looking forward to skall doing his video of this testing with quality armor and weapons.

  • @ShadowRunner73
    @ShadowRunner73 Місяць тому +78

    this is actually pretty useful to remember that ALL armor has it's limits and even modern armor can be defeated when enough force in applied

    • @vipe650r
      @vipe650r Місяць тому +3

      Especially in a small enough area.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Місяць тому +7

      A reminder those are super cheap super weak improper replicas.
      Not much better than a hefty stick.

    • @AristasTheMonsterHunter
      @AristasTheMonsterHunter Місяць тому +4

      Well, 15th century armor went pretty fucking hard. It could even protect from bullets at the time, it was so good that there was no point to even trying to break through it. Modern armor is trash in comparison, the only reason we use it is that it's way better for guns, since we designed it to do just that, stop bullets. A real state of the art 15th century helbard would have probably nearly no problems cutting it.

    • @TheDiner50
      @TheDiner50 Місяць тому +1

      It is pretty useful to remember that REGARDLESS of armor and even modern armor can be defeated when enough force in applied.
      It dose not matter what crash helmet or airbag subscription service you pay for. If your going 300km/h and ram strait into a concrete wall on a bike?
      The same thing with the best of armor. You can stop and limit the impact of a hit. You can absorb energy and spread it out over your hole body.
      If you neck is pushed to braking point from a helmet getting hit? It really dose not matter if metal or fancy space stuff. Your neck is going to give out unless supported.
      If your armor is strong enough to stop bullets or swords/spikes. Then focus is going to turn towards beating you up inside of the armor. The same with guns. Even if you are wearing gun rated armor? You still are going to notice a mag dump hitting you. Or say a 4-bore. Like even a 9mm is enough to question what your doing being shot at no?
      Unless your in a tank. (or say a car made to protect you in a crash. SUV...) Armor should.. Never mind. Even in a tank your armor is the last thing you want to be tested.
      You can be bombing around in a WW2 Maus or really anything. If you cross path with train tracks you better believe that the train is going to win that duel with a run up.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Місяць тому

      @@AristasTheMonsterHunter that's the problem. He used the cheapest crap available.
      You can easily see absolute lack of quality.
      Although, you are too kind on armour => after 15 century our guns became too much better at armour piercing.
      We have anti tank rifles gosh damn it.
      Our heavy rounds are just too good, don't even hope for 15 century armour to work on each modern weapon.
      Low power guns? Most likely, i am not an expert nor American.
      But even ak47 and above are surely too much.

  • @360NOSCOPE13
    @360NOSCOPE13 24 дні тому

    when he's smushing the dummy with the mini motorcycle! hahaha 19:16

  • @trollofduty007
    @trollofduty007 26 днів тому

    I wouldn't be opposed to seeing more videos like this

  • @gregnm369
    @gregnm369 Місяць тому +195

    The 9ft claymore was hilarious. Imagine 100+ screaming Scotsmen running at you with the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tubeman of swords.

  • @joeroche5048
    @joeroche5048 Місяць тому +87

    Missed opportunity to wear a Knight's armament shirt.

    • @stevecollett901
      @stevecollett901 Місяць тому +7

      Do you mean "Chainmail"?

    • @grahammertek6344
      @grahammertek6344 Місяць тому +10

      @@stevecollett901The firearms company, called Knight's Armament.

    • @Rogsnutle
      @Rogsnutle Місяць тому +1

      @@stevecollett901 I don't get what "send this email to 5 of your friends" mail has to do with a premium rifle company, but go off I guess

    • @MAGS-ik5uj
      @MAGS-ik5uj Місяць тому +1

      @@stevecollett901I have no idea if Knights armament does any chain mail or spam stuff, but the wit involved in this joke is amazing mate

  • @CheerfulPessimist686
    @CheerfulPessimist686 25 днів тому +1

    Thanks for showing the AliExpress cosplay toys! Lighthearted silliness, excellent.
    Will there be an airsoft replicas vs. body armor video? :-)

  • @newguy3322
    @newguy3322 9 днів тому +1

    We can all admit the table goes through hell every video

  • @ProactiveYellow
    @ProactiveYellow Місяць тому +64

    I love how the war hammer (meat tenderizer) and triple flail tests really show exactly what the correct tools for defeating armor are, that being thick spikes to punch through, and blunt force trauma to put energy through the armor itself. There are two ways to deal with armor, going around it, and going through it, and big heavy sticks with stiff points tend to do better than thin blades for going through.

    • @RomaCHEIMS
      @RomaCHEIMS Місяць тому +8

      Plus blunt weapons are very great for strong users, imagine the damage Scott could do with a lucerne

    • @Jarlemoore1
      @Jarlemoore1 Місяць тому

      The force form the triple flail broke the zombies neck, very effective to say the least.

  • @nicolaandria522
    @nicolaandria522 Місяць тому +14

    Seeing the amount of flex of the two replica swords I honestly think this episode was much, much more dangerous for Scott than usual, I was expecting them to come apart any moment.

    • @panoctic
      @panoctic 29 днів тому +1

      pretty much, reminds me of that katana comercial where the guy taps the sword into the table and break and stabs him. cheap blades are more danger than people give credit.

  • @JoBee-si9nb
    @JoBee-si9nb 14 днів тому

    Well, I don't know about weapons but I think it's always good to have a more humble neighbour.

  • @CamoGuy76239
    @CamoGuy76239 28 днів тому

    The mini bike drive by spear throw was super impressive!
    🤯😎🤘👍

  • @MrGlitch420
    @MrGlitch420 Місяць тому +52

    Love that you had a blast doing this. Some tips as martial artist who also remembers to return to bonk. Your blunt weapons and spear are of low quality,your "edged" weapons just need to be folded over and scrapped. Blunt weapons were primary aspect of aiming for armor weak points specifically,where spear were more for the less trained soldier to still be viable on the front lines even as fodder. Spear were also more crudely designed putting more emphasis on the spear head itself over the handle. Your edge weaponry should remain as flat as possible on impact,the sheer quality made me take a double take on what I just witnessed. With better quality weapons,consistent training,I could see them semi-viable in close quarter engagements against modernized armor,but there's a reason every war back then pushed for ranged. The risk isn't worth it,but remember,no matter what the weapon,your training is your only true reliable alley when it comes to handling yourself. As always,take care and happy hunting!

    • @Jarlemoore1
      @Jarlemoore1 Місяць тому +4

      Axes are still used in by special forces today as well as the good old shovel, when the enemy got a little too close for comfort a few times back in the day, I pulled my bowie and hand axe out and went Achilles on them.

    • @lawrenceneuenii3564
      @lawrenceneuenii3564 29 днів тому

      What about a Katana that was well made?

    • @thanosisgoodmorganisacrime382
      @thanosisgoodmorganisacrime382 29 днів тому

      I like halberd best. Large, large main blade, multiple blades... Lovely. I love cannolis too.

    • @billybobbeck6446
      @billybobbeck6446 28 днів тому

      ​@@lawrenceneuenii3564they are talking specifically about her knee in the video not being well made

    • @jingothejumper
      @jingothejumper 28 днів тому

      @@lawrenceneuenii3564 Breaks into three unequal pieces and the handle shatters as soon as it learns of the concept of armor

  • @Myomer104
    @Myomer104 Місяць тому +37

    For future reference, Scott:
    1:33 Morningstar
    2:31 Flanged Mace
    6:18 Flail
    7:55 Warhammer
    11:14 Three-Headed Flail
    11:58 Arming Sword
    14:00 Spear (although yours has a javelin head instead of a standard spear head)
    16:17 Bearing Sword (meant for parades rather than combat)

    • @spacegordonramsay2486
      @spacegordonramsay2486 Місяць тому +3

      They also all seem to be”mall ninja” weapons

    • @Myomer104
      @Myomer104 Місяць тому +2

      @@spacegordonramsay2486 The warhammer, mace, and arming sword don't, but I'll agree with you about the rest. Especially the bearing sword.

    • @vast634
      @vast634 Місяць тому

      more like junk, junk, junk, junk... I think he overpaid on the items, and could get much higher quality and more authentic stuff for the same price.

  • @chancethompson8686
    @chancethompson8686 27 днів тому

    Killed it, with the cross eyed intro... I laughed so hard, I almost peed myself... It was AWESOME, watching a big guy such as yourself, go completely HAM on those zombie dummies... Would be cool if you did another video like this with some gross foodstuffs, especially jugs of ranch mayo and mustard, etc.. A watermelon time segment with medieval weapons would be outrageous..... ✌♥️🇺🇸

  • @MikeFrench81
    @MikeFrench81 11 днів тому

    Props on your spear throwing from mini bike technique.

  • @Mrownica
    @Mrownica Місяць тому +9

    9:46 Nadziak (also popularly called "axe" or "obuszek") - a blunt-edged weapon resembling a hammer with a wooden or steel handle and a steel head on one side, blunt (rectangular, square or in the form of a mace head) or an axe, and on the other side equipped with into a sharp, often curved spike called a beak. This weapon was used to break or pierce, depending on which side of the head was hit, the enemy's armor and helmet. Nadziaks were used from the 15th to the 17th century. They included, among others: part of the equipment of hussars, although they were not a very popular weapon of this formation. They also functioned as a badge of national cavalry lieutenants.Nadziaks were popular among the Polish nobility, who used them as walking sticks. However, the frequent use of this weapon for bloody settlement of disputes, especially during assemblies, resulted in the Sejm issuing bans on the use of nadziaks by civilians. To circumvent the ban, they began to use nadziaks with a curled spike, which is therefore less dangerous, the so-called both. In addition to their military use, nadziaks also had practical functions and served as a tool useful for chopping branches for a fire and for various travel needs. Zygmunt Gloger in his "Encyklopedia Staropolska" derived the nadziak from the battle ax popular in the Middle Ages, and saw its relic in the highlander's ciupaga.
    Hello from Poland Robert 😃👍👊

  • @jsnug42
    @jsnug42 Місяць тому +26

    He could make a whole channel out of this and call it
    KENTUCKY BALLISTA! 😂

    • @sillyman357
      @sillyman357 Місяць тому +3

      Kentucky Kinetics

    • @howard5755
      @howard5755 Місяць тому +3

      If he rolls up with a Ballista, I'm screaming.

  • @thorkelleon
    @thorkelleon 24 дні тому

    I’d love to see you do this again with better quality and in some cases real versions of those weapons against modern armour. While some may not have penetrated the armour I think it’s important to note the concussive factor that makes them effective.

  • @danielfilippov7354
    @danielfilippov7354 20 днів тому

    "I'd say that's pretty lethal". Nah, that mace was the definition of overkill.

  • @dantheplasticman9742
    @dantheplasticman9742 Місяць тому +15

    You should be very proud of yourself for your spear aim Scott, to nail that zombie in the sternum from your mini-bike? Many congratulations sir!

  • @alesterryku
    @alesterryku Місяць тому +70

    id like to see a re-test but with Shadiversity or Skaligrim to show him what real, decent quality medieval weaponry can do

    • @shawn6860
      @shawn6860 Місяць тому

      Dash Randar (spelling?) did one with archery and melee vs armor for a fallout video I think.

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 Місяць тому +9

      Skallagrim at least lives on the same continent, so he seems like the logical first choice for a visit to the Kentucky Ballistics Whack-a-Zombie Range.

    • @AlexNV75
      @AlexNV75 Місяць тому

      @@shawn6860dash also did a video with Administrative Results over this topic I think

    • @dogishappy0
      @dogishappy0 Місяць тому +3

      Low key hoping Shad does a video reaction to this

    • @shaynewalker3248
      @shaynewalker3248 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@patrikhjorth3291 Unfortunately, Skall is a furry so....

  • @lew526
    @lew526 26 днів тому

    That crazy long sword is hilarious! Well, it *was* hilarious. Funny stuff, and i"m not surprised that the spike on the "meat tenderizer" was the most effective at penetrating the armor.

  • @nbdynptculr635
    @nbdynptculr635 28 днів тому

    Mom: don't run with scissors in hand
    Scott: *spear javelin on mini hike
    Mom: ...