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  • @GameTacoFTW
    @GameTacoFTW 7 років тому +1809

    Congratulations on 700k subs, TOVG crew!

    • @gilgamesh8334
      @gilgamesh8334 7 років тому +2

      Game Taco yeay

    • @lukaluquetti
      @lukaluquetti 7 років тому +18

      only? he deserves 7.000.000 at minimum

    • @grahamambrose6089
      @grahamambrose6089 7 років тому +8

      We love u dude!!

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 7 років тому +5

      Oooh I didn't notice they hit 700k.. Great job guys!~
      (Good job getting pinned Taco also :3)

    • @walop
      @walop 7 років тому +12

      only 700k?! What's wrong with you UA-cam?

  • @lonewanderer3219
    @lonewanderer3219 7 років тому +1534

    YOU GET NOTHING.
    YOU LOSE
    GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR

    • @brianshafer1166
      @brianshafer1166 7 років тому +5

      Lone Wanderer XD

    • @OnlyEpicEmber
      @OnlyEpicEmber 7 років тому +37

      Lone Wanderer If I return the game, do I get the keys to GameStop?

    • @_SwankyO
      @_SwankyO 7 років тому

      H

    • @thetrashman24
      @thetrashman24 6 років тому

      CrAzYgIrL probably

    • @Kris451
      @Kris451 6 років тому +11

      It's just "GOOD DAY, SIR!"

  • @user-lt3op3uy1w
    @user-lt3op3uy1w 7 років тому +510

    Mad respect for you, you deserve a damn medal for completing this game from Hell.

    • @dawnevergarden3275
      @dawnevergarden3275 7 років тому +11

      Eddie Fantasia There is a reason its called Ride to hell.

    • @kyokosakura746
      @kyokosakura746 7 років тому +10

      I also took the Ride to Hell. That's right, I actually did beat this game.
      What? I can take the challenge.

    • @henryisthere
      @henryisthere Рік тому +1

      Stay cool

    • @JoshTheWoz
      @JoshTheWoz Рік тому

      ​@@henryistheregauge Ceaser's eyes out, tell him to stay cool

  • @Umashido
    @Umashido 7 років тому +1259

    "107 Hours of total playtime"
    Jirard, those hours aren't "playtime". The correct word you're looking for is "torture".
    "107 Hours of total torture" sounds like the correct way to describe your experience.

    • @michaelskoomamacher5652
      @michaelskoomamacher5652 7 років тому +71

      Umashido The fact that he survived 100+ hours playing this PoS without contemplating suicide is amazing.

    • @lostnotyetfound6013
      @lostnotyetfound6013 7 років тому +11

      Why ask my ID? Is that important?
      How do we know he didn't contemplate suicide?

    • @link_team3855
      @link_team3855 7 років тому +2

      agreed

    • @Minoyuri17th
      @Minoyuri17th 6 років тому +5

      How do you know he didnt contemplate suicide the first 20 minutes?

    • @amb3rrif1c
      @amb3rrif1c 6 років тому +1

      107
      Many RPGs that can be considered very long don't garner that much playtime

  • @Revegelance
    @Revegelance 7 років тому +611

    You are very likely the only person to have purchased the DLC for this game.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 років тому +83

      THIS had Dlc? Who's braindead idea was that?

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 5 років тому +12

      No super best friends did this but idk if they were first though

    • @googisthegreat1397
      @googisthegreat1397 4 роки тому +3

      It had DLC?

    • @c_f0rce
      @c_f0rce 4 роки тому +1

      @Kabob Brewster It's is the worst by far. The budget it had shows how bad it is

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy 4 роки тому +12

      @@c_f0rce The budget wasn't even the problem, they had their priorities all fucked up. They announced a sequal before the game was even finished.

  • @neferacronia6798
    @neferacronia6798 7 років тому +331

    No one person should have clocked in over 100 hours in this game. Heck, humanity shouldn't have a COMBINED 100 hours in this game. Bless you, Jirard. Your patience astounds me.

  • @MrJpferreyra
    @MrJpferreyra 7 років тому +190

    I never coment on your videos, main reason: i don't speak english. But i have to say this: thanks ! thanks for every video you upload, for every video you work hard to do, and for using your time to entertain us. You rock !

    • @ThatOneVideoGamer
      @ThatOneVideoGamer  7 років тому +151

      Your English sounds good to me, or reads good to me rather. And thanks for your continued support!

  • @thesterndragoon9159
    @thesterndragoon9159 7 років тому +569

    "I'm going to complete "Ride to Hell: Retribution" --- NO JIRARD!! NO!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!! WE ALL LOVE YOU!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF!

    • @ThatOneVideoGamer
      @ThatOneVideoGamer  7 років тому +212

      The damage is done. I will live with this burden until the day I die.

    • @Welcometotheslam5424
      @Welcometotheslam5424 6 років тому +25

      I'm so sorry you had do this

    • @shimmer6382
      @shimmer6382 4 роки тому +5

      Damn yall talkin like its a funeral

    • @TheRubberMatch
      @TheRubberMatch 4 роки тому +8

      Darksoul123 You’re right, it’s much worse than that

  • @lunaitc
    @lunaitc 7 років тому +321

    You really need a "Don't Touch It" rating for absolute garbage like this. Buying and donating it risks two more people playing it than ever should.

    • @Sly_Maverick_31
      @Sly_Maverick_31 7 років тому +2

      lunaitc
      Let's make this a thing.

    • @KasranFox
      @KasranFox 7 років тому +6

      I think I said something to that effect on a previous video: "Look at it" should really be a worse rating than "Donate it." If you're looking at it, that means it's safe in your hands, and there won't ever be the risk of someone obtaining it who doesn't know any better.

    • @Sly_Maverick_31
      @Sly_Maverick_31 7 років тому

      *****
      I'm with you on that one.

    • @cin2110
      @cin2110 7 років тому +3

      lunaitc there was burn it but they removed it

    • @protoluigi2047
      @protoluigi2047 7 років тому +2

      "Recycle It" wouldn't be so bad either!!!

  • @generalzeta7000
    @generalzeta7000 7 років тому +376

    I am surprised you didn't bring back the BURN IT rating for this game.

    • @MetalSmasherGaming
      @MetalSmasherGaming 5 років тому +14

      I wouldn't even donate this game to my worst enemy.

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 5 років тому +7

      @Ultimate Hedgehog If I did he'd probably think it's a flat donut and eat it. I don't know if that would be a bad thing to be honest.

    • @dustinrausch5008
      @dustinrausch5008 5 років тому +2

      Even the fire doesn't want it.

    • @seannoone2474
      @seannoone2474 3 роки тому +1

      @@angrytheclown801 probably tastes better than it plays

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 7 років тому +254

    I BOUGHT THIS FUCKING THING FOR €20 AT GAMESTOP. THATS €50 TOO MUCH.

    • @nickybuttons6443
      @nickybuttons6443 7 років тому +9

      Negative €30 is too much. They should pay you every time you play this game as compensation for mental trauma.

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +5

      It's not even worth ¥200 (which is like 2 bucks in American currency)

    • @unfortunatelygarbage1531
      @unfortunatelygarbage1531 7 років тому +2

      +Rio Kamichika That's even more money than what he said!

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +1

      +Unfortunately Garbage Okay, then... It's not even worth ¥15.

    • @unfortunatelygarbage1531
      @unfortunatelygarbage1531 7 років тому +3

      +Rio Kamichika Ah-ah-ah. If it's €50 too much over €20, it is worth literally less than nothing. Even ¥15 is more than that.

  • @FOBIsMyNickName
    @FOBIsMyNickName 7 років тому +258

    Before i watch this video, i must have to first say I'm sorry jirard that you played this game. You are in my thoughts.

  • @Playchoice10
    @Playchoice10 7 років тому +492

    How do you complete an incomplete game?

    • @redwolf1015
      @redwolf1015 7 років тому +26

      That is the true question

    • @fluffymassacre2918
      @fluffymassacre2918 7 років тому +1

      You don't

    • @chabbab6698
      @chabbab6698 7 років тому +7

      William Diaz clever wordplay, but of course you can finish something unfinished
      lets imagine the unfinished endproduct is 80% finished, so you finish this 80%
      80% of 80% still leads to 100% completion 😂

    • @tarik7205
      @tarik7205 7 років тому

      Chillzz Chillzz what if I complete 80% of an 80% finished game does that mean I completed it or just half assed it

    • @oneofthemanyjohns7924
      @oneofthemanyjohns7924 7 років тому +25

      "How does one finish what is not complete?"-some old chinese dude

  • @earlduran6419
    @earlduran6419 5 років тому +116

    If you want to play a game about bikers play GTA IV: The Lost and Damned

    • @joelfennell4852
      @joelfennell4852 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah Lost Mc Baby

    • @JGriffin5150
      @JGriffin5150 4 роки тому +14

      I was pissed how GTA 5 played Johnny like that and turned him into a meth head who gets beat to death by the dude bangin his wife. What did Johnny do to deserve that lol

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 роки тому

      Or if you’re pissed about how they killed Johnny in gta 5 and like bikes then play days gone not sure if it can be considered a game about bikers since there’s only 2 left wearing colors but that’s a good game with bikes

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 4 роки тому

      Truly a much better game.

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 4 роки тому

      @@JGriffin5150 "gets beat to death by the dude who banged his gf"
      My guy you can't even name the character's name. The game is seven years old and you don't know the character's name is Trevor Philips.

  • @danc7211
    @danc7211 7 років тому +129

    I learned something. I learned that I have even more respect for you after willingly suffering that steaming pile of poo. It sounds like you should have resurrected your "Burn it" rating for this game as a rating lower than "Donate it" since saving someone from an atrocity is worse than passing it off to someone else to experience.

    • @Fatalis690
      @Fatalis690 6 років тому +7

      Dan C yeah, whenever he says "donate it", I always add "to an incinerator".

  • @RikuMasamune
    @RikuMasamune 7 років тому +37

    Every Friday after work, I look forward to The Completionist. Every other day, Beard Bros.

  • @asunayuuki742
    @asunayuuki742 7 років тому +371

    Dear god, this game was terrible...
    My boyfriend actually _struggled_ to finish it, not because it was hard, but because he was too busy laughing on how awful and poorly made it was.
    Like, seriously.

    • @asunayuuki742
      @asunayuuki742 7 років тому +50

      Also, if I wanted to play a open-world biker game, I'd play GTA IV: The Lost and Damned.

    • @Werlerfer
      @Werlerfer 7 років тому +25

      Asuna Yuuki Damn straight!

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 7 років тому +30

      Asuna Yuuki Kirito clearly loves being abused by his games cause he keeps going back into mmo's even though they usually endanger his life at some point.

    • @asunayuuki742
      @asunayuuki742 7 років тому +14

      +Rayquaoxys3846 Well, he's also played games like Dark Souls, Final Fantasy, The Witcher, and Nioh. So, MMOs aren't the only thing he plays.

    • @riokamichika1101
      @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +12

      +Asuna Yuuki Kirito sure has a good taste in games.

  • @elcolo4405
    @elcolo4405 7 років тому +205

    (Talking to Ride to Hell)
    You were the chosen one!!
    It was said that you would destroy the glitches not join them!!
    Bring balance to the shooters not leave them in darkness!!

  • @souperman72
    @souperman72 7 років тому +252

    Massive Black has a rooster in its logo...

  • @Dragoon1809
    @Dragoon1809 7 років тому +90

    For playstation owners, don't get this game. Not just because it is a bad game, but rather you cannot 100% the game due to the game having dlc related trophies that isn't currently available in NA regions.

    • @omegaserpentis899
      @omegaserpentis899 7 років тому +36

      Draegon Manaka You may of just saved some mad mans life

    • @charlesd-wayne9449
      @charlesd-wayne9449 6 років тому +1

      Draegon Manaka Glad on xbox there are only base game achivements

    • @charlieraaa6381
      @charlieraaa6381 5 років тому +4

      There is no way I'm getting this game. But the developers were based in my area, how they afforded Ferraris after this game I will never know.

    • @charlieraaa6381
      @charlieraaa6381 4 роки тому +1

      @PakMan lol probably

  • @MrPhaedrusx
    @MrPhaedrusx 7 років тому +77

    Stare into the abyss long enough you'll find the abyss stares back. You're a brave, brave man Jirard.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 7 років тому +52

    Donate it? Should be more like Throw It Away. Donating it may mean someone else is cursed with playing this. Even if Goodwill gave it away, it would still be a bad deal.

    • @demi-fiendoftime3825
      @demi-fiendoftime3825 7 років тому +6

      Joe W Even goodwill would think twice about that

    • @protoluigi2047
      @protoluigi2047 7 років тому

      Joe W Or ♻️ it!!

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 7 років тому

      Throwing it away ain't enough. Set it on fire, strap it to some explosives. Abolish this game from the physical plane!

    • @Revegelance
      @Revegelance 7 років тому

      It used to be "Burn It", but I think he changed it because he didn't want to encourage people to actually set things on fire.

    • @buttsbutts7858
      @buttsbutts7858 7 років тому

      I would be willing to make a _GIANT_ exception for this one.

  • @videosalpaso5323
    @videosalpaso5323 7 років тому +124

    Jirard: Congratulations, you are my new worst game ever.
    *Pick a photo of Superman 64 and rips it*
    Superman 64: AGHH

    • @gasparmendez6804
      @gasparmendez6804 7 років тому +24

      Videos al paso
      Is That a Fairy Odd Parents reference?

  • @controlledchaosstudios5364
    @controlledchaosstudios5364 7 років тому +44

    when Jirad was talking about grabbing the game by the shoulders and screaming at it, my mind replayed the prequels to star wars. "You were suppose to be the chosen one!!!!"

  • @StateBlaze1989
    @StateBlaze1989 5 років тому +25

    Another thing that bugs me about this game: it says in loading screen tips that you unlock the bikes of bosses after you beat them. But when you beat the whole game, not a single one of the locked bikes in the garage open up to you. The one thing to unlock in the game and it doesn't even fucking work.

  • @jollyrogers408
    @jollyrogers408 7 років тому +83

    That Ted part was amazing! I love the little sketches and stuff!

  • @CI254
    @CI254 7 років тому +637

    This goes beyond "Disappointment." You had to have expectations to begin with. WHY!?

    • @GenbuMediaAndManga
      @GenbuMediaAndManga 7 років тому +3

      Cionyl ooooooooooh burrrrrrrn lol

    • @billystrife7049
      @billystrife7049 7 років тому +2

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @KeiraLunar
      @KeiraLunar 7 років тому +1

      the moment i seen it pop up in my emails all i could say was Whyyy compleationist WHYYYY

    • @GeneralProfessor
      @GeneralProfessor 7 років тому +43

      Watch the first five minutes of his video. The game is a disappointment because of what it could have been.

    • @insertpunhere6081
      @insertpunhere6081 7 років тому +1

      There was a lot of controversy surrounding his choices, so he decided to end with a universally terrible game.

  • @MAO7891
    @MAO7891 7 років тому +269

    You spent 107 hours playing this game? That is 107 hours too many playing this game.

    • @masterxehanort3
      @masterxehanort3 7 років тому

      *127

    • @DariusFrench6273
      @DariusFrench6273 7 років тому +1

      masterxehanort3 Oh my.....this game has well earned its infamy as one of the worst games.....EVER

    • @DariusFrench6273
      @DariusFrench6273 7 років тому

      masterxehanort3 Oh my.....this game has well earned its infamy as one of the worst games.....EVER

  • @unrealcloud69
    @unrealcloud69 7 років тому +12

    I can hear AngryJoe yelling
    "Fly off to the right and explode!"

  • @LetsJays
    @LetsJays 7 років тому +513

    Dang man. I'm sorry you went through all of this to entertain us. Take a breath and play something wild.

    • @ThatOneVideoGamer
      @ThatOneVideoGamer  7 років тому +126

      Well played

    • @biggayzai
      @biggayzai 7 років тому +9

      That One Video Gamer WELL *PLAYED*

    • @gamer7imemcgames250
      @gamer7imemcgames250 7 років тому +2

      just saying that if someone used the original idea they had for this game basically working up the ranks from a prospect in a biker game to the top but rename the game and rename the gangs a shit no one would be able to tell this game and this other theoretical game had the same original idea. Plus I guaranty that if someone makes a game using the original concept it could be decent if they get a good art team and the right music licenses, theoretically of course

    • @someguy9052
      @someguy9052 7 років тому +3

      That One Video Gamer Breath of the Wild

    • @MrJimbobbest
      @MrJimbobbest 7 років тому +2

      LetsJays Or maybe get some Hunie ;)

  • @TheIronZealot
    @TheIronZealot 7 років тому +31

    Wow, I had no idea this game had DLC.
    Also Jirard is a freaking trooper. Sucks that the game actually could have been good once upon a time. Thanks Dad.

  • @Onbu_
    @Onbu_ 7 років тому +42

    Like Yahtzee said in his Ride to Hell Retribution review "So please, load up your shotguns, join me around this barrel, and let's take it out on some motherfucking fish!" :D

  • @nachostout
    @nachostout 7 років тому +15

    "Ted's top 5 boots in gaming" might be my favorite skit you've ever done mid-episode.

  • @MrGlenbw
    @MrGlenbw 6 років тому +37

    4:14 - Now realizing that both RTH and Mighty No.9 are published by that same darn studio, I think I'm going back to the corner of the room... to cry like an anime fan on prom night. 😭

    • @charlieraaa6381
      @charlieraaa6381 5 років тому +1

      Euryutecknx were based in my area 😂

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 5 років тому

      Saints Row 4 was the same too, and in the UK, they published Persona 5!!

  • @CarlosContreras
    @CarlosContreras 7 років тому +16

    I was waiting for this. I thought you were going to skip this beautiful game. Masterpiece.

  • @riokamichika1101
    @riokamichika1101 7 років тому +170

    Fly off to the right and EXPLODE!!!

    • @asunayuuki742
      @asunayuuki742 7 років тому +32

      *Not the fence.*

    • @bulbasaur5534
      @bulbasaur5534 7 років тому +6

      HA! I get the reference

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +11

      Rio Kamichika HE'S A MAN! NOT A GOD!

    • @TheSpore35
      @TheSpore35 7 років тому +9

      Joe you wanna play a zombie game?

    • @eamon_slevin_design
      @eamon_slevin_design 7 років тому +5

      Godzilla is approaching the generate

  • @CalamityShreds
    @CalamityShreds 3 роки тому +12

    107 hours of Ride to Hell: Retribution? Impossible. No, no, just impossible. You have to be an omnipotent being to be able to do such a thing.

  • @jahonen9647
    @jahonen9647 7 років тому +59

    How's Breath of the wild going on? Remember that Aonuma believes in you. Don't let him down! :D

  • @samg3097
    @samg3097 7 років тому +42

    I went dumpster diving and found a box of loose discs for this game. Probably like 40. I threw it back in the dumpster where it belongs

  • @kalas9000
    @kalas9000 7 років тому +101

    My roommate owns a copy of this game for every platform it was released on.

    • @allgamesarego9915
      @allgamesarego9915 7 років тому +32

      kalas9000 a true masochist I see...

    • @Ffom177
      @Ffom177 7 років тому

      awesome

    • @sandbakk77
      @sandbakk77 7 років тому +14

      At some point in a person's life, you will meet that special someone who makes you shut up and back away slowly. Just saying. Lol.

    • @TheDarkPredator92
      @TheDarkPredator92 7 років тому

      kalas9000 Oh ok, so he collects TRAAAASH for a living. Interesting.

    • @kalas9000
      @kalas9000 7 років тому +6

      I don't know. He just really likes terrible games. He spent a ton on a legitimate copy of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties and he owns at least 3 copies of Superman 64.

  • @danielmacari9213
    @danielmacari9213 7 років тому +55

    You deserve a week off for this, Jirard. Or at least you should play a fun, short game that's easy to complete for next week.

    • @demonteddybear3510
      @demonteddybear3510 7 років тому

      Daniel Macari Like Pacman 256

    • @Ryakashi
      @Ryakashi 7 років тому

      And here's the type of thing the modern gamer, and the typical viewer of this type of video, likes. A fun short game that's easy to complete. BUR

    • @strain42
      @strain42 7 років тому +6

      He should do Stick of Truth, it's fairly short, and if you know what to do, I'm pretty sure you can get every achievement in a single playthrough.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 7 років тому +8

      omg i love me some Stick of Truth, who here is waiting for Fractured But Whole? not fishing for likes here, i'm totally stoked for it and i dont want to feel alone on this.

    • @brentj8416
      @brentj8416 7 років тому

      The Gaming Paladi

  • @gorgt13
    @gorgt13 7 років тому +14

    Glad Ted is finally getting some love.

  • @josephvallo1176
    @josephvallo1176 7 років тому +18

    if anyone had the guts to make a reconstructed version of the game, would it be called "Road to Hell Retribution: Redemption edition"?

  • @Braxton999Adams
    @Braxton999Adams 5 років тому +15

    Jirard litterally did a more convincing "NOOO!!" than Jake.

  • @shamaboy11
    @shamaboy11 7 років тому +148

    I thought your worse game was sonic 06. Considered you rated is "burned it" and never use that rating again.
    Edit: i agree with all of you. I rather play sonic 06 or even superman 64 than this peace of shit.

    • @mikeford4416
      @mikeford4416 7 років тому +16

      He did say "I hope you die in a fire" at the end...

    • @The_Pikaboi
      @The_Pikaboi 7 років тому +4

      Shamaboy S As part of the lore, Jirard realized that burning games is not enough justice. Not cause 06 was the worst.

    • @TheDuckClock
      @TheDuckClock 7 років тому +38

      I feel like "Donating it" is a more terrible decision, because it means your passing on this atrocity to someone else.

    • @kyotheman69
      @kyotheman69 7 років тому

      rather play 06 then this trash

    • @kenziemckeever1605
      @kenziemckeever1605 7 років тому +3

      Shamaboy S I think it is that there is no definitive Worst Ever. There are many that writhe in that pit. Let this one be among them.

  • @DuskEalain
    @DuskEalain 7 років тому +102

    Someone needs to revive this idea and give it a respectful iteration.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому

      Dusk Ealain
      Banging women that are about to be raped.... Respectful as fuck XD

    • @DuskEalain
      @DuskEalain 7 років тому +18

      WH250398
      No I meant the _original_ idea. The idea of a post-Vietnam War-era game based on southwestern American biker culture.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 7 років тому +14

      Dusk Ealain Perfect for Rockstar games.

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 7 років тому

      Dusk Ealain it's not that good an idea tbh, just play GTA

    • @DuskEalain
      @DuskEalain 7 років тому +1

      WH250398 That'd be cool.
      sigh824 I have GTAV. I'd like something outside of your typical criminal/thug thing thanks.

  • @vectravl
    @vectravl 7 років тому +35

    I have no clue how Ted didnt cracked a smile during that shitty top 5.

    • @ThatOneVideoGamer
      @ThatOneVideoGamer  7 років тому +61

      Same old threatening his life again.

    • @unknownanonymous2651
      @unknownanonymous2651 7 років тому

      vectravl Shaving Razor to the throat of his cat.... Jirard is great at hostage holding.... I think he minored in it at college.... I THINK I heard him say that.

  • @connorburton1009
    @connorburton1009 7 років тому +19

    A few years ago, before RtH:R came out, I saw an ad for it in a gaming magazine. And I remember saying "Hey, this looks cool. I should get this."
    Yeah, that turned out well.

    • @LuisMane1
      @LuisMane1 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @LuisMane1
      @LuisMane1 3 роки тому

      Did you see therapy after playing it ? If you did let's hope it did not ruined your uhhhh life :)

    • @connorburton1009
      @connorburton1009 3 роки тому

      @@LuisMane1 If I remember right, at the time I read the article my game purchases were mostly determined by my parents, so I never actually bought it. (Though I can see how you'd think I did from what I wrote.) But with how much the game changed between announcement and release, I doubt I would have bought it anyway.

  • @KaiserAfini
    @KaiserAfini 7 років тому +53

    I see Deep Silver gave this the Mighty Number 9 treatment.

  • @machengaming4216
    @machengaming4216 7 років тому +8

    Thanks jirard for the constant work you do for us by completing games for us and making stellar videos about it! Thanks to doing this I finally completed a game for the first time i.e. Found every single item, completed every single side quest and completed every achievement. It's the first time I ever got a platinum trophy on my PS4 and that game was Final Fantasy 7. I don't know if I'll continue doing this as it takes a lot of time and effort but that was the most worthy of completing game to ever do. It even was one of the first games I started playing on my UA-cam channel (where I did most of the completion.)

  • @StoutGaming
    @StoutGaming 7 років тому +22

    Couldn't have chosen a game that's worse than this for the finale of disappointing games month.

    • @ChristianCTaken
      @ChristianCTaken 7 років тому +1

      Or better, I suppose.

    • @StoutGaming
      @StoutGaming 7 років тому

      That's true, I was meaning to say the game is terrible, but you could take it that way

    • @jrt2792
      @jrt2792 7 років тому

      +Stout Gaming My worst game ever was Test Drive Unlimited 2.

  • @assafchen6462
    @assafchen6462 7 років тому +47

    really suprised mighty num 9 wasnt on dissapointint game month

    • @blastermaster6793
      @blastermaster6793 7 років тому +6

      assaf chen he did he couldn't complete it the achievements were to difficult

    • @strain42
      @strain42 7 років тому +4

      Even The Completionist won't tackle a game that buggy that has an achievement for beating the hardest difficulty in the game while taking no damage.

    • @lefszycic
      @lefszycic 7 років тому

      Sawyer Neilson uj

  • @DoubleOhSeven68
    @DoubleOhSeven68 7 років тому +38

    GTA: Vice City Stories pulled off the initial concept for Ride to Hell pretty well, I'd say.

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 4 роки тому +10

      You mean Liberty City Stories? (The Lost and Damned)

    • @DoubleOhSeven68
      @DoubleOhSeven68 4 роки тому +9

      @@smokey3504 Um... yeah, I did actually. Don't know what the hell I was smoking 3 years ago.

    • @smokey3504
      @smokey3504 4 роки тому +5

      @@DoubleOhSeven68 No harm done mate, didn't even see how old the comment was

    • @nedkelly3251
      @nedkelly3251 3 роки тому

      @@smokey3504 Liberty city stories is the mafia one that's set in the 3D universe and first came out on PSP.

  • @CloudySkies17695
    @CloudySkies17695 7 років тому +15

    I mean... I did learn why exactly this game sucks. I've seen top 10 lists, but they never really fully explained. So, thank you, Jirard.

  • @allgamesarego9915
    @allgamesarego9915 7 років тому +11

    God bless your soul for completing this wretched game.

  • @karmascamera5275
    @karmascamera5275 7 років тому +9

    15:35 Actually, you being sent back isn't a random occurrence; the game will do so if at any point in time, you move backwards
    What IS random is that once you reset, there's a chnace you'll just straight-up explode

  • @JarJarBoy
    @JarJarBoy 7 років тому +14

    107 hours!? Man, I've never respected and felt more sorry for you, in all these years.

  • @TheGlamourNazi
    @TheGlamourNazi 7 років тому +42

    I miss the old style of the reviews where he spoils the endings

    • @willleese8842
      @willleese8842 4 роки тому +1

      TheGlamourNazi well... He did say that if you paid money for this game then there might as well be something waiting for you.

  • @jpz.8772
    @jpz.8772 7 років тому +30

    the ted segment was amazing!

  • @charlieraaa6381
    @charlieraaa6381 5 років тому +12

    I live in Gateshead, god these developers were based here and I'm disappointed.

  • @Hayden_O
    @Hayden_O 7 років тому +4

    Hey you just hit 700,000, congrats! Keep up the awesome work!

  • @randompinecone2180
    @randompinecone2180 6 років тому +8

    Can't believe you're still sane after playing this game

  • @cajbajthewhite4889
    @cajbajthewhite4889 7 років тому +4

    Oh man, that boot bit totally got me. 10/10.

  • @thetalker.7304
    @thetalker.7304 7 років тому +13

    To beat it three Times man you have me respect

  • @TheWcasey
    @TheWcasey 7 років тому +8

    Someone get this man an absolutly Incredible game to play for next week

    • @tomsmasher7457
      @tomsmasher7457 7 років тому

      Zelda Breath of the Wild tho

    • @thestank999
      @thestank999 7 років тому

      Walter Casey and while they're at it, get him a medal too.

  • @TheNikolaiwolf
    @TheNikolaiwolf 6 років тому +13

    don't donate it that leads the possibility of someone else playing it. Light it on fire.

  • @Noremaad
    @Noremaad 7 років тому +78

    Jirard? Buddy? You okay man? You know, I just wanted to talk to you for a few minutes man. Don't take this the wrong way, but you're showing a lot of the early signs of becoming addicted to bad games. I know they're fun every once in a while - you can get a laugh out of Sonic 06 or the other thirty terrible ones, but those are the gateway games... You play a bit here, a bit there, but eventually they just aren't bad enough. One day, your mustachioed game dealer offers you a hit of Ride to Hell, and it's a rush like never before. Next thing you know man, you'll be Completing early access asset flips off Steam, and it'll already be too late to stop. Just look what happened to Jim Sterling - poor thing can't go more than a day without a hit of Early Access.

    • @bobtom1495
      @bobtom1495 7 років тому +5

      I collect bad games...I have like fifty of them for PS3....with much more on the way.....my favorite...Rogue Warrior....

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 7 років тому +13

      Noremaad He can stop anytime he wants...right?

    • @chattersalad4171
      @chattersalad4171 7 років тому +3

      Noremaad this month it's disappointing games month, next it'll be bad games month.

    • @IkeOkerekeNews
      @IkeOkerekeNews 7 років тому +1

      Noremaad
      30 terrible what?

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 7 років тому

      Jim Sterling said that since Greenlight is getting replaced by Steam Direct, maybe he will stop covering such shitty games

  • @strubberyg7451
    @strubberyg7451 7 років тому +15

    I think "donate it" is broken. I mean maybe keep it, but some games should be burned. like that one.
    I mean Sonic and the secret ring? that's a bad game, but someone might like it. THIS? nope. the world doesn't need it, and whoever will get it will have a bad time guaranteed. just burn it... for the sake of us all...

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 3 роки тому

      His review of Secret Rings was totally bad-faith, bandwagony, and unfair anyway, despite how much I generally like his videos. Secret Rings is an underappreciated gem and it does not deserve to be anywhere _near_ the same tier as this.

  • @wahou21
    @wahou21 7 років тому +5

    I really want to want him to play "Peter Jacksons King Kong"

  • @Camalex98
    @Camalex98 7 років тому +8

    i really hope someone tries this exact premise again, it really sounds amazing

    • @ThatOneVideoGamer
      @ThatOneVideoGamer  7 років тому +4

      Exactly why I think this game works so well in this month!

    • @ViewtifulAce
      @ViewtifulAce 2 роки тому +1

      If someone tries this exact premise again, I hope it's worse! That way there can be even funnier reviews and comments about how bad it is!

  • @jlyhrn
    @jlyhrn 7 років тому +13

    I've never clicked on a video so fast before.

  • @elroyscout
    @elroyscout 7 років тому +15

    Oh god... I'm going to get the popcorn... and a British WW1 helmet

  • @derbaertiger
    @derbaertiger 7 років тому +3

    "That Boot... is really... really good." God i love Ted!

  • @ramonosuke
    @ramonosuke 4 роки тому +3

    I think games like this(and Superman 64, wand of Gamelon etc.) need a new rating: "S$%^ on it!"

  • @andrewwood8056
    @andrewwood8056 7 років тому +7

    I know the next episode is already ready, but after all of the games you just played, you should really do a Kirby game on the 3DS. A nice, fun,easy and colorful time is just what you need

  • @pooticorn5281
    @pooticorn5281 7 років тому +22

    I love you and I'm sorry you had to play this game

  • @armchairrocketscientist4934
    @armchairrocketscientist4934 7 років тому +93

    It's okay, you can just heal yourself from this near death experience by relaxing with Breath of the Wild. :)

    • @Gadgetman1989
      @Gadgetman1989 7 років тому +1

      awesome astronaut I think Flower would have better relaxing ability

    • @chrisgriffin6004
      @chrisgriffin6004 7 років тому

      awesome astronaut Yes my friend

    • @1mortalkombatlover
      @1mortalkombatlover 7 років тому +7

      It would to a normal person, but to Jirard that means completing a 400 hour game in a week for the video. A week doesn't even HAVE 400 hours! XD

  • @jackherman8467
    @jackherman8467 7 років тому

    Jirard you deserve a fricking medal for what you have done. You are a true gaming hero.

  • @tannerhankins4770
    @tannerhankins4770 7 років тому

    Tasty. I couldn't play this for over 30 hours, so good job. Also, happy 700,000 subs!

  • @J_daubs
    @J_daubs 7 років тому +8

    I SAW THIS ON YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS LIST ON XBOX LAST NIGHT AND I FELT SO BAD

  • @nintendologicman
    @nintendologicman 7 років тому +24

    I only know of two people who have completed Ride to Hell. The Completionist and Nerd3, everbody else just gave up after the first few missions.

  • @MasterLPG
    @MasterLPG 6 років тому +5

    20:40 That real information though, nice one Jirard *'Khalil'*! ;)

  • @blackdragon7465
    @blackdragon7465 7 років тому

    This is my first time watching one of your videos. Good god man I don't know how you do it. But thank you. You sacrificed some of your sanity to make a really cool video.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 7 років тому +8

    I can't believe you actually survived one of the WORST games of all time. I'm proud of you, Jirard!

  • @Besnardm
    @Besnardm 7 років тому +8

    you poor man lol btw congrats on 700k

  • @AKheon
    @AKheon 7 років тому +5

    19:13 - upside down Jake? Now that's an impressive glitch! Wonder how something like that even happens...

    • @ChaseMC215
      @ChaseMC215 5 років тому

      The Dinnerbone nametag in other games

  • @pedroahernani
    @pedroahernani 7 років тому +11

    You want a hard game to complete, then try X-COM 2

  • @Robotoaster
    @Robotoaster 7 років тому +7

    I can feel your pain Jarred. The frustration is real.

    • @edvance1030
      @edvance1030 6 років тому

      211 resets due to glitches? That has to be a record!

  • @wonderwaffle93
    @wonderwaffle93 7 років тому +11

    This kills the beard.

  • @jaysternumber1
    @jaysternumber1 5 років тому +2

    I just realized, the boots section uses a different way for the number placements. It goes #5, 4th, III (Roman numerals), Too (or two) and Numero Uno.

  • @62049
    @62049 5 років тому +6

    He shoulda said "crap" when he picked up the game in the intro for dissapointing games month

  • @swaggboiii9528
    @swaggboiii9528 7 років тому +4

    Keep on doing good stuff TOVG-gang!

  • @BlackPantherFTW
    @BlackPantherFTW 5 років тому +2

    107 Hours!!?? Angryjoe got sent to hell for 21 hours!

  • @silverdragon147
    @silverdragon147 4 роки тому +1

    Ride to he’ll isn’t the game title. It’s the experience you’ll have. It will be unpleasant, uncomfortable and you’ll be begging to go home and forget everything you saw.

  • @PhaethonCrafts
    @PhaethonCrafts 7 років тому +17

    Donate it? I would set it on fire. No one deserves to get this game xD!

  • @endplanets
    @endplanets 7 років тому +3

    This game reminds me of Mace Griffin for the PS2.
    It looks great, has a cool universe and a sweet open world. Is what they intended. What we got was a highly linear game where side quests are fused into the main quest alongside bizarre bugs.

  • @SkywardSpork
    @SkywardSpork 7 років тому +5

    I think Meathook is Northern Irish Jirard, we have a... Peculiar accent to say the least

  • @MikeIsNexciting
    @MikeIsNexciting 7 років тому

    I learnt that you go through a lot for these videos Jirard.(Knew that already, but it's made even clearer when the experience isnt too good for you/disappointing) I respect what you do and enjoy your videos dude.

  • @djhero0071
    @djhero0071 6 років тому +1

    That face when the main character rages makes me laugh every time. It's so outrageous looking, it's hilarious.

  • @Sephiroth1204
    @Sephiroth1204 7 років тому +9

    So Ted is getting a review show, right?