RIDE TO HELL: RETRIBUTION (Zero Punctuation)

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  • @TheLazarusOperation
    @TheLazarusOperation 4 роки тому +1600

    The wedge between Yhatz and The Last of Us being a golf club is brutally funny now.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +143

      Because of how Druckmann took an oversized golf club to all the good will people had for him by making TLOU2?

    • @lowleypeasentmr.l8836
      @lowleypeasentmr.l8836 3 роки тому +52

      @@trequor no, at random intervals he just turns jokes into reality.

    • @Montesama314
      @Montesama314 3 роки тому +43

      Not as brutal as Abby with that iron.

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 3 роки тому +7

      Hahahhaahaha

    • @MackRangerPower
      @MackRangerPower 3 роки тому +21

      This is not the first time he’s brought something to reality

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 2 роки тому +688

    I think my favourite part of this video is the fact that Yahtzee’s “Everyone make a big deal of media that is absolutely fucking terrible just to mess with corporate suits” plan happened, eight years later, with Morbius

    • @theunnamedaccount4009
      @theunnamedaccount4009 2 роки тому +69

      My favourite part of Morbius is where he said "It's Morbin' time" and morbed all over their asses

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 Рік тому +5

      Morbius wasn’t terrible though.

    • @alwest4472
      @alwest4472 Рік тому

      @@alisonpurgatory85 yeah when morbo blorbo did the thing and wasn’t fucking boring and insufferable for ages in the most mediocre piece of shit movie in 5 minutes was awesome

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому +10

      So much do they put morbius back on the screen

    • @bussdownPIMP
      @bussdownPIMP Рік тому +15

      ​@alisonpurgatory85 how much are you getting paid to say that?

  • @nuclearfist420
    @nuclearfist420 3 роки тому +369

    I legit thought the villain not liking Jake's dad was an over exagration, so I bought the game a played it myself to see for myself. Boy was I wrong.

  • @CommittingSudoku
    @CommittingSudoku 10 років тому +3075

    I thought the 1% was the metascore they always put on the cover of boxes.

    • @ErnieTheGreatest
      @ErnieTheGreatest 10 років тому +109

      Oh my fucking sides

    • @amazonstorm
      @amazonstorm 10 років тому +1

      *****

    • @10lipca
      @10lipca 10 років тому +58

      ***** or how much of the budget they spent on the game. The rest was spent on renting bears to hump and liquidized crystal meth to absorb through their bollocks.

    • @10lipca
      @10lipca 10 років тому +18

      ***** Oh, it's all true. If you call the company at 555-hellriding-666 then they'll send you to a voicemail saying"Oh sorry we're fucking bears and shagging liquid powdered drugs through our scrotum. Leave a message to suggest what mammal we touch the genetalia of next." *BEEP*

    • @Scorecatron
      @Scorecatron 10 років тому +1

      That's giving them way to much credit.

  • @orangeapples
    @orangeapples 8 років тому +1285

    every now and then I go about my day and think to myself, "you know what? I haven't watched the Ride to Hell: Retribution 1% review in a while. I should go do that."

    • @notmyrealID
      @notmyrealID 8 років тому +2

      +orangeapples was thinking the same thing.

    • @georgetimings843
      @georgetimings843 8 років тому +70

      This is what I am doing now lol.
      "You know what? I'm bored, lets watch Yatzee beat this poor defenceless child"

    • @FamousWolfe
      @FamousWolfe 8 років тому +1

      Hahahaha exactly the same reason why I'm here !!

    • @brandoncox7671
      @brandoncox7671 8 років тому +11

      I have maybe watched each one of these at least twenty times if not more.

    • @Gordon519
      @Gordon519 8 років тому +1

      ahmento that

  • @MillRunner
    @MillRunner 8 років тому +391

    The game WAS originally going to be a sandbox game.
    Back when the game was just called "Ride to Hell" without the Retribution part there was a trailer with a dev interview claiming how unique and cool the open world game was going to be.
    Then this happened.

    • @funkyneon3148
      @funkyneon3148 4 роки тому +25

      Then over half the development team got cut leaving only about 5 people to finish it

  • @LaserPigeon
    @LaserPigeon 10 років тому +2483

    With its elaborate plot, well-made combat system, lack of bugs, and incredibly good graphics, this is probably the greatest game ever made.

    • @talesfromthenuzlocke1619
      @talesfromthenuzlocke1619 10 років тому +124

      Indeed.

    • @mikiessj4
      @mikiessj4 10 років тому +173

      if someone reads these comments and decides to buy the game you'll both rot in hell for it. I'm not saying I hope that happens, I don't. However I just wanted to make you both aware 0:)

    • @talesfromthenuzlocke1619
      @talesfromthenuzlocke1619 10 років тому +17

      mikiessj4 I dont even have a PS3. I was being sarcastic, in case it wasnt obvious

    • @mikiessj4
      @mikiessj4 10 років тому +14

      Brian Herman no worries man - I was also being saracastic

    • @zedoctor3724
      @zedoctor3724 10 років тому +126

      -IGN

  • @InfectedBlowjob
    @InfectedBlowjob 8 років тому +274

    5:13 I've never heard the concept of so-bad-it's-good explained so perfectly.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 8 років тому +1

      What's up Rich Boy?!

    • @genadymitov6176
      @genadymitov6176 8 років тому +2

      It's called COCAINE

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 7 років тому +6

      This is not "so bad it's good" kind of bad.
      This is train wreck kind of bad, you can't just look away.
      However Yahtzee described a "freak show" kind of bad, which can also apply to this game.

    • @Gremlin23
      @Gremlin23 6 років тому +2

      Am I the only one who finds the combination of that username and the content of the comment to be side-splittingly funny?

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 9 місяців тому

      Ride to Hell is not a game, it's a circus act
      A circus act with a lot of shit and every performer explodes in a bloody mess, but still an act.
      And there must be somebody who's into that.

  • @TyrBarghest
    @TyrBarghest 10 років тому +2087

    I think this may be the first game Yahtzee has told us to buy.

    • @TyrBarghest
      @TyrBarghest 10 років тому +6

      standinstann seriously?

    • @remliqa
      @remliqa 10 років тому +70

      PocketCojiro
      There was Arkham Asylum,Portal and XCOM:Enemy Unknown and a couple of old games(ICO ,the original Thief e.g).Technically he didn't told us to buy those games(unlike in this case) he just gave them very good reviews.

    • @thunderhound294
      @thunderhound294 6 років тому +45

      And it was for the sake of marketing data no less

    • @fictionarch
      @fictionarch 6 років тому +37

      maybe psychonauts but that was more him punishing people for not buying it then him telling people to buy it.

    • @grilledchicken5301
      @grilledchicken5301 5 років тому +2

      Never forget that its to fuck with heads

  • @SAMfromCALGARY
    @SAMfromCALGARY 9 років тому +365

    "Which I'm just gonna spoil, because fuck you"
    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love this show.

    • @timebomb4562
      @timebomb4562 8 років тому +4

      +SAMfromCALGARY he might as well spoil it we're not gonna give someone money for it

  • @anafmujeeb8689
    @anafmujeeb8689 9 років тому +880

    I came here for two things:
    1. To see Yahtzee destroy this game
    2. To read the youtube comment section which I knew would be hilarious.
    I am not disappointed.

  • @thelvadamee3467
    @thelvadamee3467 4 роки тому +439

    The fact that he uses a golf club when talking about a 'wedge' being driven between them is... Hilariously topical now. Oh dear Yahtzee, are you predicting the future yet again?

    • @larsthemartian9554
      @larsthemartian9554 4 роки тому +9

      Dammit, you got there before me :D

    • @blayer69
      @blayer69 4 роки тому +3

      Yes Yes Yes
      Yus

    • @doornik1142
      @doornik1142 4 роки тому +4

      Wait what? What’s topical about that?

    • @blayer69
      @blayer69 4 роки тому +17

      @@doornik1142 Spoiler: Abby kills Joel with a golf club

    • @ShroudedWolf51
      @ShroudedWolf51 3 роки тому +4

      @@blayer69 Okay. So? It's not as if Yahtzee voiced or animated Abby.

  • @FableWolfe
    @FableWolfe 8 років тому +351

    Good lord... fully clothed sex scenes. Those were perhaps some of the most hilarious failures of this entire monstrosity that has the audacity to be called a game.

  • @Senthain
    @Senthain 10 років тому +1147

    If it was open-world, imagine how much more hilariously bad it would have been.

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 10 років тому +95

      INCONCEIVABLE!!!

    • @seicobass
      @seicobass 10 років тому +42

      Zach Scarbrough
      How bout you just keep you, your caps locks, and your iocaine powder to yourself 'ight?

    • @zachscarbrough2727
      @zachscarbrough2727 10 років тому +27

      I was just referencing a movie. Thought it would be funny. Sorry to bother you.

    • @seicobass
      @seicobass 10 років тому +38

      Zach Scarbrough
      As was I.... If you couldn't tell the the Iocaine powder part.

    • @slambangaction
      @slambangaction 10 років тому +1

      ***** Is that a reference to Rob Zombie's Halloween?

  • @09philj
    @09philj 9 років тому +329

    I feel I should apologise, on behalf of the people of Gateshead, England, that we didn't burn the offices of Eutechnyx down before this could happen.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 9 років тому +9

      Cracked Rearview Did you at least do it after the abomination was released.

    • @09philj
      @09philj 9 років тому +49

      tanith117 It's too late now.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 9 років тому +4

      +JackIntheBoxGaming Who cares?
      Soon it will be among games like Superman 64 or ET and people who bought the game cheap will be able to sell it to the shitty game collectors for 100€/$/£/pesos/yen/kwanzas/whatever the fuck I'm talking about

  • @xXxKAMIKAZExXx
    @xXxKAMIKAZExXx 4 роки тому +889

    "Fans of The Last of Us, I feel a wedge has been driven between you and I."
    *shows a golf club*
    Did you just predict the future?

    • @benjaminc924
      @benjaminc924 4 роки тому +70

      First time? Honestly, this is kind of a regular thing for yahtzee...

    • @irishcreamconnoisseur
      @irishcreamconnoisseur 4 роки тому +26

      @@benjaminc924 that's copmletly normal for british peope.

    • @jamesverner9132
      @jamesverner9132 4 роки тому +33

      He does that quite alot... Have you seen his review of paper Mario origami king. It's uncanny.

    • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
      @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 4 роки тому +28

      I wish he hadn't made that President Trump joke back in 2016. I'm honestly getting tired of how right he can be sometimes.

    • @xelldincht8149
      @xelldincht8149 4 роки тому +3

      @@benjaminc924
      is there a compilation of things he predicted

  • @gittonsxv126
    @gittonsxv126 10 років тому +102

    christ,
    that "i am a real game now" bit was so fucking funny.

  • @PebkioNomare
    @PebkioNomare 9 років тому +95

    That 1% is very out of place since you run into entire armies of criminal bikers... and you, a criminal biker, blow up an entire power plant to get past a fence.

    • @elinfini
      @elinfini 9 років тому +19

      Pebkio Nomare Kind of gives you some perspective as to how many bikers there are that are law-abiding, doesn't it?

  • @channelfadge8353
    @channelfadge8353 10 років тому +760

    this game has got so much coverage, I wonder if its become successful just from the amount of hate it recieved?

    • @waytodawn96
      @waytodawn96 10 років тому +317

      Ah yes, the "Rebecca Black effect".

    • @CKarasu13
      @CKarasu13 10 років тому +18

      ChannelFadge Feel free to buy it used. From what I recall, used sales do not generate any profits to the developer. It all goes to the store.

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 10 років тому +41

      So it's the video game equivalent of _Springtime for Hitler?_

    • @ThatFatGuy64
      @ThatFatGuy64 10 років тому +8

      You have no idea how much that prospect scares me.

    • @gearsofwarpwnr
      @gearsofwarpwnr 10 років тому +4

      DeathDealer1997 Ah the "Call of Duty effect"

  • @ehi8243
    @ehi8243 10 років тому +24

    This is ultimately my favorite Zero Punctuation. It shows off Yahtzee's best humor and sarcasm I've seen anywhere else, and yet it leaves such an impression that I keep coming back here for a good laugh. Never gets old.

  • @They_are_Arthur
    @They_are_Arthur 4 роки тому +120

    The very fact that a golf club was used in an analogy with Last of Us makes this almost prophetic.

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 5 днів тому

      He can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.

  • @Rgmekanic
    @Rgmekanic 9 років тому +287

    Believe it or not, my gaming channel got content ID flagged for 15 seconds of that fucking guitar doodle

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 9 років тому +125

      The world is filled with injustice. Thinking about it though, it probably took more effort for the creators of the game to flag your channel than for them to create the actual game :P

    • @scottmarshall456
      @scottmarshall456 9 років тому +8

      Michael Kemel No effort was made when flagging that actually, it's an automated program from Google that has a massive bank of copyrighted material, and it scans any videos for that material, and automatically content ID flags it if there's a match. But it has to completely the same. That's why people can get away with it by either zooming the video in a little bit, or speeding up/slowing it down in an editing program before uploading it, because those have to be manually flagged and there are far too many videos to manually sift through for it to be actually worth it.

    • @michaelkemel9711
      @michaelkemel9711 9 років тому +6

      scott marshall Ok. I was just being a little sarcastic. Thanks for the information though.

    • @Rgmekanic
      @Rgmekanic 9 років тому +1

      Mike Schmitt Didn't ask you to, nor did I even post from my gaming channel. But you're welcome to go fuck yourself if you like.

    • @MrBillQuestion
      @MrBillQuestion 9 років тому

      Rgmekanic I expected nothing less

  • @Halloweensmasher
    @Halloweensmasher 9 років тому +471

    There's no need to nuke a dead horse.

    • @rocksteel9238
      @rocksteel9238 9 років тому +96

      Except if its Duke, because his game instructs us to Nukem Forever.

    • @dryued6874
      @dryued6874 9 років тому +18

      It's the only way to be sure.

    • @brandonbeyerl9074
      @brandonbeyerl9074 9 років тому +8

      Can we poke it and count each twitch caused by the shear force behind each whack as "sign of life" and continue to pound on it till it's made as an example of what "spunk gargle wee wee" truly is?...

    • @Halloweensmasher
      @Halloweensmasher 9 років тому +10

      Brandon Beyerl Most of the youtube comments I see are obvious statements or idiotic.
      Occasionally, I'll find one that is genuinely insightful or amusing.
      And very rarely, I'll find one like this that makes me question the difference between enigmatic genius and thinly veiled insanity.

    • @brandonbeyerl9074
      @brandonbeyerl9074 9 років тому +4

      I'm a part of the 1% ....

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 11 років тому +207

    I wonder if Yahtzee actually wears other hats on top of his fedoras when he goes hunting.

    • @bruiserbrony771
      @bruiserbrony771 11 років тому +5

      It's a trilby, but close enough.

    • @tomdonovan30
      @tomdonovan30 11 років тому +46

      Closet Brony Tomato, tomato...which ironically is meaningless when you're reading it.

    • @SlamdogX
      @SlamdogX 10 років тому +10

      ***** There is only one way to pronounce tomato, it's tomato. lulz

    • @SaintGat99
      @SaintGat99 10 років тому +2

      Closet Brony Holy cow, I couldn't tell from your picture of Twilight Sparkle or your name that you like MLP!
      Hail Princess Trollestia, the greatest of trolls, and may she continue to make 6 children do her dirty work.

    • @E1craZ4life
      @E1craZ4life 4 роки тому

      Yahtzee wears a trilby; I wear a fedora. (At least in my ZP-style review, I do.)

  • @Jamie-zy8fp
    @Jamie-zy8fp 8 років тому +773

    Oh thats what the 1% means? I thought it refered to the metacritic rating

  • @toastydoom153
    @toastydoom153 9 років тому +1050

    "Like Skyrim with Motorcycles"
    -IGN
    "I'm not sure if this is a game or pure heroine"
    -Machinima
    "11/10 I jizzed a little at the end. Does anyone have a moist towelette?"
    -Gamespot

    • @goaskinza
      @goaskinza 9 років тому +9

      -_-

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 9 років тому +23

      I agree with the first Parody Review. Seeing how My PC skyrim handles as well as the Sex scenes in Ride to hell. Broken, unfullfilling and teidous, also CTD every 5 mins cause I don't know.

    • @michaelsurname8668
      @michaelsurname8668 9 років тому +26

      Pure heroine? What, like Chell or Samus?

    • @hansabrams1258
      @hansabrams1258 9 років тому +44

      That's actually 100 % accurate for IGN, saying "___is Skyrim with _____"
      Doesn't matter how shitty or awesome.
      Saying Far Cry 3 is Skyrim with Guns is like saying a man attempting to play a guitar with his pubes is Led Zeppelin and the Beatles.

    • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
      @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 9 років тому +2

      michael shiel-lantry Or like Lorde's album.

  • @jayt4533
    @jayt4533 8 років тому +91

    If they ever make a sequel it should be called "back to hell"

  • @CMGThePerson
    @CMGThePerson Рік тому +30

    The 10 year anniversery of this game is upon us

    • @TARINunit9
      @TARINunit9 11 місяців тому +2

      This game grabbed that "Lifetime Achievement Award for Total Abhorrence" for ten solid years and now here at the end of ZP (long live Fully Ramblomatic) it's going to hold it forever. Well done Ride to Heck

  • @thethiefking
    @thethiefking 8 років тому +281

    "I'm a real game now." ~awkward pause~ "Of course you are Ride to Hell." ~pat pat~ :P
    That just kills me. :P

    • @crono3015
      @crono3015 7 років тому +17

      I like the part at the beginning where he kind of admits that he wanted to like Last of Us, but can't get into it. A lot of people take critics and opinions too seriously.

    • @thethiefking
      @thethiefking 7 років тому +12

      That is because we live in a day in age where people are offended by everything. Hell, you can't say something bad about yourself without offending somebody. :P

  • @lightninglj
    @lightninglj 8 років тому +74

    to this day both the developer and publisher deny this game's existence

    • @T-rey
      @T-rey 8 років тому +2

      Lightning LJ You should be denied existence for spelling "existence" with an "a".

    • @lightninglj
      @lightninglj 8 років тому +2

      Coleco correction made

    • @LaziAmerican
      @LaziAmerican 7 років тому +2

      Really? Got a link for that? I genuinely hope so...that sounds hilarious.

  • @Nr4747
    @Nr4747 11 років тому +117

    I think 1% is the games' critics score the developers were on average hoping for ;-)

    • @blackblueredbabies
      @blackblueredbabies 11 років тому +7

      YGS

    • @dry90125
      @dry90125 7 років тому

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ArtyI
      @ArtyI 6 років тому +2

      No, it’s percent of the game the developers finished!

  • @DK6Marius
    @DK6Marius 10 років тому +372

    Must...Stop binge watching Zero Punctuation while drunk..

    • @Stedman75
      @Stedman75 6 років тому +12

      Old comment but still, search for the compilations that are like 4 hours each

    • @Nakayuki
      @Nakayuki 6 років тому +4

      few days later, the compilations are gone e.e

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 років тому

      @@Nakayuki yet they have the entire playlist for ZP for that exact binging need *eyeroll* lolz

    • @anthonyglenn770
      @anthonyglenn770 5 років тому

      Ooh, I’m gonna try that

    • @derekquigley5816
      @derekquigley5816 2 роки тому

      If you ever figure out how, please let me know.

  • @repinsvizios
    @repinsvizios 8 місяців тому +5

    It's funny how you watch something that you haven't in a while, and realize that that is where you got something from.
    I still say "I've got shit to do" in the exact same way as Yahtzee does in this video.

  • @bobsternolan
    @bobsternolan 9 років тому +20

    'It's not a game. It's congealed failure'
    Yahtzee - 2013

  • @TheMrcrazy711
    @TheMrcrazy711 11 років тому +7

    This is possibly the best zero punctuation I've seen in a quite a while. Good job.

  • @gingervampireFTW
    @gingervampireFTW 11 років тому +62

    There already is a Plan 9 From Outer Space equivalent for games. It's called Deadly Premonition. I guess Ride to Hell would be The Room or Troll 2, but perhaps that's giving it too much credit.

    • @MhnFive
      @MhnFive 11 років тому +22

      The Room and Troll 2, especially The Room are so bad that in the end they are enjoyable for how bad they are.
      Ride to hell in my opinion is just so bad that you can't even enjoy it on that level

    • @MhnFive
      @MhnFive 11 років тому

      Dalton McBleh umm.......I know, Gigli!
      Everyone agree's that movie is universally bad,and no one talks about it being so bad it's good.
      I guess you could count the Jason freeburg and eric movies.

    • @SAMagic
      @SAMagic 11 років тому +19

      Corey Momochi Deadly Premonition is an exceptionally interesting story wrapped within a lacklustre game. I know because the coffee told me.
      Isn't that right, Zach?

    • @gingervampireFTW
      @gingervampireFTW 11 років тому +11

      Ben Brown Coffe and sugar are like John Belushi and Dan Akroyd. The Blues Brothers of the tabletop.

    • @LordFiscus
      @LordFiscus 11 років тому +21

      gingervampireFTW Wait, Ride To Hell is Troll 2?
      "Oh my god, they're riding her to hell! Then they're going to ride me to Hell! OH MY GOOOOOOD!"

  • @WEndro333
    @WEndro333 10 років тому +565

    I can't wait to see the crappy sequel.

    • @nekky9534
      @nekky9534 10 років тому +1

      Oh, you can't wai t well too bad cuz dey won't in a non offensive way

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 10 років тому +83

      Francis Eclevia Can't believe, they're actually planning to make A GODDAMN TRILOGY out of this >_

    • @Juggernaut889
      @Juggernaut889 10 років тому +10

      WiseEndro333 You cant be serious...

    • @WEndro333
      @WEndro333 10 років тому +36

      Juggernaut889 Watch AngryJoe's review on this game. he mentions the sequels to this game and even shows their upcoming logos.

    • @nekky9534
      @nekky9534 10 років тому

      will hope not too see it people do laugh because o it but that is just it

  • @The_Based_Batman
    @The_Based_Batman 10 років тому +68

    69/10 "Like Skyrim with Guns" - IGN

  • @TheGirlInFandomWorld
    @TheGirlInFandomWorld 8 років тому +41

    So basically Bayonetta did in one level what Ride To Hell failed to do in an entire game.

  • @garethjohns8458
    @garethjohns8458 8 років тому +17

    You know you were right. I got two friends together, we bought this and played over the course of a Sunday and it was hilarious. Having other people to take over and play for a bit helps a lot as the games "gameplay" is awful, and you'd probably go insane if you had to try finish this yourself.

    • @seamusburke639
      @seamusburke639 Рік тому

      Reminds me of the Pokecapn playthrough of Sonic 06. They only got through that 'cause they had a crew they could pass the control around.

  • @AidGum
    @AidGum 10 років тому +63

    Now we have Steam Train playing this.

  • @anirudh3163
    @anirudh3163 2 роки тому +5

    I come back to this video often

  • @skullkidzzz
    @skullkidzzz 9 років тому +122

    "Game Of The Year."
    10/10
    -IGN

  • @At0micPunk90
    @At0micPunk90 10 років тому +83

    Sorry, Yahtzee, but I'm taking Angry Joe's advice and avoiding this game. I'm not justifying its existence by buying it.

    • @ShyShay66
      @ShyShay66 10 років тому +11

      can you get the sarcasm?

  • @Mazetism
    @Mazetism 10 років тому +51

    I have not laughed this hard in a long time to you Ben. God dammit. I'm buying this game.

  • @wildroses2009
    @wildroses2009 11 років тому +6

    I just loved Ride to Hell fucking up "Lie there and don't move."

  • @93MANIAC
    @93MANIAC Рік тому +11

    Dear God I'm really going to miss this version of the show

  • @jvvt117
    @jvvt117 8 років тому +13

    You know what Yahtzee should starting review of the legendary bad games (Like Superman 64, Bubsy 3D, Big Rigs, etc.) in any of the stagnant game release weeks

  • @MrLangz0r
    @MrLangz0r 11 років тому +38

    im a real game now.. BEST QUOTE EVAR

    • @samdiego1965
      @samdiego1965 11 років тому +6

      yeah that one got me too lol

  • @britishnerd3919
    @britishnerd3919 9 років тому +290

    No, the 1% is how much fun there is

    • @auraslide
      @auraslide 9 років тому +15

      More like 0%.

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 9 років тому +1

      Aaron Mayne well, maybe if you play with friends, like aliens colonial marines.

    • @auraslide
      @auraslide 9 років тому

      British Nerd I don't think it had multiplayer.

    • @britishnerd3919
      @britishnerd3919 9 років тому +1

      Aaron Mayne oh. I mean like with friends taking turns

    • @auraslide
      @auraslide 9 років тому

      British Nerd oh okay that makes sense.

  • @souroddity8344
    @souroddity8344 9 років тому +442

    Sailor jizz? Dont you mean sea-men? Badum tss

    • @TechmoSnowspark
      @TechmoSnowspark 9 років тому +8

      +Sour Oddity ah why yes its in my dreamcast

    • @walfalcon
      @walfalcon 9 років тому +6

      +Sour Oddity Sailor Jizz, the slimiest Sailor Scout.

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 9 років тому +3

      +GoldFoxed Goldfoxgaming Now I want a Zero Punctuation of DC Seaman

    • @markmayonnaise1163
      @markmayonnaise1163 8 років тому +1

      +Sour Oddity Goddammit Barb

    • @Frostuin
      @Frostuin 8 років тому

      oooooh, now i get how the Deep Ones came to be...

  • @qwicy
    @qwicy 8 років тому +6

    There's an entertaining let's play of this, which is saved by two things: there are three commentating, and none of them complain about how bad it is, they just cut out the super tedious parts and get on with it with a smile on their face.
    The idea of "making this our plan 9 from outer space" is a good one, there's a good conversation to be had on what exactly went wrong with this game.

    • @TanatatKnight246
      @TanatatKnight246 8 років тому

      Who are they?

    • @CMY187
      @CMY187 8 років тому

      Is it the Best Friends? (Matt, Pat, Woolie and Liam)

  • @angusyoung4418
    @angusyoung4418 11 років тому +6

    This is one of my favourite reviews Yatzee has ever done.

  • @TheRandomguy17
    @TheRandomguy17 Рік тому +2

    I was going through piles of old stuff and figuring out what to throw and what to keep when I found this gem of a game. I don't remember ever getting it, but I am soo soo grateful.

  • @Secret72062
    @Secret72062 11 років тому +295

    Im a real game now...
    of course you are ride to hell

    • @bloodychuckle
      @bloodychuckle 11 років тому +21

      ***** now lets release you. *stuffs corpse in bag. drives to river and throws it in*

    • @hedgehoundable
      @hedgehoundable 11 років тому +14

      hash tag/massivegreatdumpinitsbigboypants

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 10 років тому +7

      bloodychuckle
      *Throws the body bag into a lake in Yellow Stone and then proceeds to make the supervolcano erupt with the help of a Tsar Bomb, which is placed right on top of the bodybag*
      That should do it.

    • @onyx1186
      @onyx1186 10 років тому +2

      Arexion5293 the perfect murder.... no body no evidence no witnesses !!

  • @spaceangelmewtwo9074
    @spaceangelmewtwo9074 8 років тому +345

    I thought the 1% was their overall approval rating.

    • @Vee_9001
      @Vee_9001 8 років тому +13

      +MaxTheMaximumGamer It's too high to be.

    • @redwolfe3343
      @redwolfe3343 8 років тому +31

      I thought it was how complete the game was

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 8 років тому +3

      I thought it was the maximum amount of insanity needed to play.

    • @TheRealSnhyper
      @TheRealSnhyper 8 років тому +4

      I thought that it represents how much brain power it took to come up with this shit

    • @deathgaming7408
      @deathgaming7408 8 років тому +3

      I thought it was the overall sane individuals that still alive after playing the game.

  • @rx787
    @rx787 10 років тому +15

    Reminds me of Big Rig Racing. That game was a debacle and virtually broken.

    • @josiahvock5675
      @josiahvock5675 10 років тому +6

      virtually?!?! bug rigs is virtually broken?!?! there's no speed limit for reverse, no hit detection, no AI and you can drive a truck up a cliff an it's virtually broken?!

    • @DjKGames
      @DjKGames 10 років тому +16

      I find it rather fitting that someone has a chance to use the word literally correctly and instead opt to use virtually incorrectly.

    • @bcm8984
      @bcm8984 10 років тому

      I forgot that game lol

    • @jeromegid
      @jeromegid 10 років тому +3

      ***** Because nothing says a bad game like being able to go 1,000,000 Mph in a loaded truck in reverse... In limbo...

    • @mr.speyside5240
      @mr.speyside5240 10 років тому

      It happens guys. Swing and a miss.

  • @ClassicGamerReviews
    @ClassicGamerReviews 11 років тому +240

    My god I bought this game to review it and legit Im battling with myself to not destroy my 360

    • @OzTLzO
      @OzTLzO 11 років тому +76

      Nice advertisement.

    • @ClassicGamerReviews
      @ClassicGamerReviews 11 років тому +11

      SSoH Well once you think about it, isnt this whole video an advertisment? I mean yahtzee tells us to buy the game multiple times in the video

    • @OzTLzO
      @OzTLzO 11 років тому +39

      ClassicGamerReviews Nice defense mechanism.

    • @leowalker1408
      @leowalker1408 11 років тому +39

      SSoH Nice niceness.

    • @kingdodgearcane
      @kingdodgearcane 10 років тому +30

      Jesus Christ Nice

  • @CountCocofang
    @CountCocofang 11 років тому +12

    I LOVE the fact that his game exists. I spent HOURS watching one review of it after the other and people just laughing their asses of because it is so bad. Pure entertainment value!

  • @GhostCage
    @GhostCage 9 років тому +14

    "Timeless"
    10/10
    - IGN

  • @anttitikkanen5985
    @anttitikkanen5985 4 роки тому +5

    That wedge is hilarious now 🤣

  • @shrimpboom8
    @shrimpboom8 2 роки тому +4

    I'm reminded of the ending of this video every time someone mentions that morbius did a second theater release and it flopped again

  • @ColonelMcboot
    @ColonelMcboot 10 років тому +8

    THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
    I am pleased by this reference.

  • @risalsarker8350
    @risalsarker8350 4 роки тому +18

    0:18 .
    Did ... did Yahtzee predict The Last of Us part II?!

  • @Sharks4Cup408
    @Sharks4Cup408 10 років тому +18

    You can't even compare this game to Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. First off, This game was made by an actual game studio and published by a well known company in Deep Silver with a full development schedule and a large team to work on it. Big Rigs was made by 2 guys in the Ukraine and coded in less than 2 weeks. Secondly, Ride to Hell was supposed to be a full retail release, complete with a $60 launch price, Xbox 360/Ps3 versions, preorder system, the whole bit. Big Rigs was supposed to be a bargain bin minigame you see for $5 in jewel cases at the front checkout at Fry's. It's like comparing a Summer Blockbuster to a straight to DVD low budget B movie.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 9 років тому +1

      True. A more apt comparison would be something like Sonic 06, since both had ample support with development and were both terribly buggy releases with bad story, frustrating gameplay, etc.

    • @TheJohn9910
      @TheJohn9910 9 років тому

      and is a planned trilogy

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 9 років тому

      You're winner, sir.

  • @Gastogh
    @Gastogh 5 років тому +1

    The tone he has at "Just to fuck with some heads" still cracks me up, years later. Such a simple thing, but there it is.

  • @kaiserkarry8242
    @kaiserkarry8242 3 роки тому +5

    This cyberpunk review was ahead of its time.

  • @FurthestBen
    @FurthestBen 10 років тому +30

    Warning: Do not eat or drink when watching this because you'll choke on your food and drink considering you will be laughing yourself to death

  • @cheezemonkeyeater
    @cheezemonkeyeater 3 роки тому +4

    "I get the feeling this was supposed to be a sandbox at one point."
    Turns out, if you go digging, you can find ads for this game going all the way back to the mid 2000s and, yes, they were trying to make a sandbox, but apparently 8 or 9 years was too short a period for them to be able to figure out how to do it.

  • @pindingo8881
    @pindingo8881 10 років тому +29

    The 1% on the cover is how much effort they put in

    • @widowbird
      @widowbird 10 років тому +6

      It's actually the count of how many sane people survived after playing this piece of shit.

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 10 років тому

      Cameron James i thought it was how much of my brain remained after i lobotomized myself from seeing a lets play of it

  • @farjammovahedi4057
    @farjammovahedi4057 4 роки тому +9

    0:19 The Last of Us and the Gold club... He predicted TLOU2!

    • @BoserPSN
      @BoserPSN 4 роки тому

      Was thinking EXACTLY the same

  • @JackPorter
    @JackPorter 11 років тому +1

    Absolutely and utterly captivating from start to finish, this game not only plays extremely well, seldom breaking the action for exposition, but it is also a stunning and innovative leap forward in graphics technology, it actually felt like I was speeding down the highway in Texas at 200m/h, and the blood seemed to real that I genuinely felt bad for maiming my AI enemies

  • @godusopp1797
    @godusopp1797 4 роки тому +17

    So this is Yahtzee's " ? " of the 2010's pick
    which may translate to being the Best & Worst

    • @Shtoops
      @Shtoops 4 роки тому +7

      He gave it the "Zero Punctuation Lifetime Achievement Award For Total Abhorrence" (below the worst game of 2013) and said it would hold that title until Planet of the Apes happened. Thats why it got the question mark.

  • @kirby7777344
    @kirby7777344 11 років тому +1

    OH GOD HELP ME I STARTED WATCHING THE PLAYLIST I CAN'T STOP

  • @joeyparkhill8751
    @joeyparkhill8751 4 роки тому +9

    This review makes me laugh every time I watch!

  • @Changetheling
    @Changetheling 5 років тому +1

    "And that's why I think everyone should buy it"
    Excellent.

  • @yomejjuan
    @yomejjuan 10 років тому +3

    I'm American and I found your accent... lol just kidding, definitely one of the more entertaining reviews of ridr to hell that I've seen thus far. Subscribed at light speed!

  • @xXBosnianSniperXx
    @xXBosnianSniperXx 11 років тому +7

    Came to watch the game roasted in an eloquent fashion...left satisfied.

  • @ultraginge1990
    @ultraginge1990 4 роки тому +4

    This video never gets old :)

  • @kennyfloyd2621
    @kennyfloyd2621 10 років тому +2

    I just love it when Yahtzee says "that's the mystery? I assumed that much!" And "I'm serious! You have to see this shit! Where to start!" Omg XD.

  • @rosserm11
    @rosserm11 9 років тому +15

    Thanks Dan. :D

  • @heyhey89674
    @heyhey89674 10 років тому +137

    This game might get "The Room" effect, so shit it will make millions. =)

    • @heyhey89674
      @heyhey89674 10 років тому +12

      What does the movie The Room have to do with silent hill 4?

    • @heyhey89674
      @heyhey89674 10 років тому +25

      *****
      It has been dubbed the worst movie ever made, it was so bad and funny at the same time, tommy wiseau, the guy who made it and starrs in the film made millions because of it, therefore i call it "the room effect". =)

    • @wong-dong-silver
      @wong-dong-silver 10 років тому +9

      i guess not until the price comes down by a good 90% or so, cant see many people purposely paying a lot for a game they know is going to be shit... anyway how is your sex life?

    • @MindOfGenius
      @MindOfGenius 10 років тому +3

      YOU ARE TEARING ME APART JAKE!!!

    • @ThomasPotato
      @ThomasPotato 10 років тому +1

      Problem, it got taken down from steam a little while ago... lol

  • @Zayphar
    @Zayphar Рік тому +4

    It's 9 years later and I just watched Angry Joe shitting on Redfall by comparing it to the worst game he ever played 'Ride To Hell'. Since I have never heard of this game I searched for it and this was the top result. Congratulations Yahtzee, you've made a mark on internet history with this review!

  • @sublightmonster2872
    @sublightmonster2872 11 років тому +1

    "Confessions of a Window Cleaner"? Damn, that's a blast from a distant and sweaty-palmed past.

  • @georgemccartney8906
    @georgemccartney8906 8 років тому +16

    Ben Yahtzee, you have a right to use a yellow background in all your videos because your performances are comedy "gold"

  • @WHATISUTUBE
    @WHATISUTUBE 11 років тому +5

    ''responsible mullet owner''
    first laugh of the review

    • @XShadOBabeX
      @XShadOBabeX 4 роки тому

      Years later the first laugh is now the picture of a golf club mentioned alongside “The Last of Us”. XD

  • @RobbieGoldy
    @RobbieGoldy 10 років тому +61

    The most glorious fuck-up the gaming industry has ever brought us.

    • @jeromegid
      @jeromegid 10 років тому +3

      ***** Big Rigs.
      'Nuff said.

    • @MasturbatingLettuce
      @MasturbatingLettuce 10 років тому +1

      JeromeGid Plumber's don't wear ties?

    • @boykingkilla
      @boykingkilla 10 років тому +2

      Masturbating Lettuce Zelda: The Wand of Gamalon?

    • @MasturbatingLettuce
      @MasturbatingLettuce 10 років тому

      boykingkilla Crazybus?

    • @Skadfun
      @Skadfun 9 років тому

      Masturbating Lettuce that wasn't a triple a.game though. It was a school project that got put on a genesis cartilage

  • @jakeneylon1853
    @jakeneylon1853 4 роки тому +2

    I keep coming back to this video. Still gets a laugh out of me

    • @moody1320
      @moody1320 3 роки тому

      @fabRic_jAck reply notif so you come back

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 6 років тому +6

    5:28 There's punctuation!

  • @jadescapade6573
    @jadescapade6573 10 років тому +40

    Soo... this is game is basically the video game version of The Room?

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 10 років тому

      no it isn't watch Angry Joes review of it or totalbiscuits live stream of it or nerdcubed video on it.

    • @pastaranger
      @pastaranger 9 років тому +1

      mrhitisnumberone All of which called the game horrible, your point?

    • @mrhitisnumberone
      @mrhitisnumberone 9 років тому

      Smutton Button If it was the video game equivilant of the room it would be bad but there would be something to like Ride to Hell doesn't fit that.

    • @pastaranger
      @pastaranger 9 років тому

      mrhitisnumberone I'm sorry what? That last part didn't make any sense in the way you phrased it.

    • @DiceFTW273
      @DiceFTW273 9 років тому +5

      No the video game version of "The Room" is "The Room" video game.

  • @TheDanLCS
    @TheDanLCS 4 роки тому +6

    Jesus Christ...I came from 2020 in an unrelated TLOU video, to see TLOS being mentioned next to the image of a golf club...

  • @marcomeme4875
    @marcomeme4875 11 років тому +1

    I love the guy at the marketing data going ''WHAT?''

  • @MeansofIntrigue
    @MeansofIntrigue 3 роки тому +3

    I don't game that often. But I did buy this on Yahtzee's recommendation.

  • @mutalord
    @mutalord 6 років тому

    "Just to fuck with some heads" is one of the best lines ever spoken

  • @_2CoolChris_
    @_2CoolChris_ Рік тому +4

    0:21 how ironic to put a golf club there

  • @LucianTheBlaze
    @LucianTheBlaze 11 років тому +1

    The 1% is actually symbolic of how much effort was put into this game.

  • @BillehBobJoe
    @BillehBobJoe 11 років тому +25

    2:22
    Cock-rock tracks
    ....
    liiiiiiiike the zero punctuation theme...?

    • @Arexion5293
      @Arexion5293 10 років тому +1

      Sort of, but I suggest you to listen to atleast one of the songs from the soundtrack. It's pretty awful.

  • @POWERMAD80
    @POWERMAD80 11 років тому +2

    I think the best part of this video is Yahtzee's happy and enthusiastic attitude toward explaining how bad the game is.

  • @WhiplashSL
    @WhiplashSL Рік тому +4

    It's a shame that the game was delisted on Steam, because I absolutely would love to play it.

  • @angstromlevy7963
    @angstromlevy7963 3 роки тому +1

    It’s 2021 and I still love this review