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  • @thekingofrockin7944
    @thekingofrockin7944 3 роки тому +2694

    As a person who has family in Toledo, it gets scarier and scarier every time I see Scott in Toledo and I recognize a location.

    • @enflamedhuevos
      @enflamedhuevos 3 роки тому +404

      He’s coming for your family

    • @blox3400
      @blox3400 3 роки тому +433

      Hey all, scott here. Here's your home address!

    • @armoreddragon0394
      @armoreddragon0394 2 роки тому +9

      Same

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead 2 роки тому +106

      @@blox3400 "Thanks but I already know where I live"

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 2 роки тому +53

      I realize that it was probably greenscreened with pictures from Toledo, Ohio.
      But it would have been legendary if Scott went all the way to Toledo just to record those segments. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what he did.

  • @GianniMatragrano
    @GianniMatragrano 3 роки тому +6037

    I goddamn never thought I would see *this* game on *this* show. Beautiful.

    • @nchldmn
      @nchldmn 3 роки тому +32

      Helo

    • @docteroh
      @docteroh 3 роки тому +255

      Does literally everyone watch Scott?

    • @edwardelric.
      @edwardelric. 3 роки тому +96

      The voice actor guy

    • @gamincommodity
      @gamincommodity 3 роки тому +81

      Holy shit its voice actor man

    • @amala1333
      @amala1333 3 роки тому +19

      Oh no hes come to take my grandmas tv

  • @ronwapossibly
    @ronwapossibly 3 роки тому +2608

    4:15 him sarcastically saying the most obvious joke to make has to be one of my favorite bits in this video

  • @gznewman
    @gznewman 3 роки тому +939

    The Blonde Girl cutscene where she runs off after stating that "This is my favorite song" is the closest thing to true Lynchian cinema that I've seen in a video game.

    • @nabeelnitro6447
      @nabeelnitro6447 3 роки тому +36

      Ah yes, meticulous sound design

    • @hamflavoredlipbalm6077
      @hamflavoredlipbalm6077 2 роки тому +80

      as a woman, i would react the exact same way if i was surrounded by scary, violent men

    • @tyeboy75
      @tyeboy75 2 роки тому +18

      A Woman in Trouble

    • @icravedeath.1200
      @icravedeath.1200 Рік тому +6

      @@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 me too

    • @memedood
      @memedood 2 місяці тому +2

      912th likw

  • @retrospect
    @retrospect 3 роки тому +4640

    Scott is so genuinely mad and I love it

    • @AimingForAlex
      @AimingForAlex 3 роки тому +23

      I would be too

    • @Maniac4Bricks
      @Maniac4Bricks 3 роки тому +32

      Also check out the microconsoles episode. Great ending that has him genuinely mad

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 роки тому +28

      12:43 best Scott the Woz Easter Egg ever

    • @christianz2934
      @christianz2934 3 роки тому +16

      Next thing you know, bam! AVGN also reviews this game

    • @Limayde
      @Limayde 3 роки тому +4

      I've never seen him so angry.

  • @RealLockheedMartin
    @RealLockheedMartin 3 роки тому +7468

    This is the most AVGN that Scott has ever sounded

    • @nedergamer124
      @nedergamer124 3 роки тому +236

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 3 роки тому +530

      WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

    • @arv584
      @arv584 3 роки тому +36

      lmfao

    • @denverkweh1642
      @denverkweh1642 3 роки тому +229

      If even Scott is this pissed,I can't even begin to imagine the how the nerd would react 😂. I know it's Scott's "childhood" game technically but still

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 3 роки тому +22

      I'm sure the nerd did a video on this already i can't find it tho

  • @funnyaccountname5763
    @funnyaccountname5763 3 роки тому +4304

    Scott hates this game because all the sex might invalidate his V-Card. It's lore.

    • @Oney105
      @Oney105 3 роки тому +215

      He will never become a Virgin at this Rate!

    • @gourmetwaters6916
      @gourmetwaters6916 3 роки тому +135

      @@Oney105 He could always take the Virgin Express train to the Virgin islands.
      Seems like the most likely place to find a lost virginity.

    • @chuckdontjudge
      @chuckdontjudge 3 роки тому +33

      Scotts already had "40 acres of sex" though lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭

    • @RickC28
      @RickC28 3 роки тому +20

      He almost tried to developed some character but decided to not to that.
      Who knows. Maybe he does want to invalidate his V-Card at some point in the future.

    • @segamatthews5023
      @segamatthews5023 3 роки тому +8

      Lol. He has to popular UA-cam channel I doubt he's a virgin now

  • @master_emerald
    @master_emerald 3 роки тому +1300

    11:14 “Of course, you have a dead brother, which means you do have dead brother rage”
    Does this mean we’ll see Target employee rage at some point?

  • @mikeey6804
    @mikeey6804 3 роки тому +3038

    Did Scott actually censor the "fuck"s in the game's subtitles?
    Outstanding.

  • @rookiewarrior6419
    @rookiewarrior6419 3 роки тому +1921

    I have never seen Scott this angry before. Like for real, this has got to be the most frustrating game Scott has ever played to make him reach this level of anger.

    • @user-ri8ps6cl4w
      @user-ri8ps6cl4w 3 роки тому +66

      He was that angry during a voice over, damn even i was frustrated! I can’t imagine the amount of anger he felt while playing 🤣

    • @superstar64
      @superstar64 3 роки тому +41

      Even more angry then when he encountered his mortal enemy, cover athlete of Madden 09, Brett Favre?

    • @Arksimon2k
      @Arksimon2k 3 роки тому +5

      Nice profile pic!

    • @Sweterino
      @Sweterino 3 роки тому +17

      he was pretty angry for a long period of time on the end of the miniconsoles episode

    • @noahthegoat3363
      @noahthegoat3363 3 роки тому +24

      And I thought Chibo-Robo was the worst game he’s ever played…..

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz 3 роки тому +687

    Wow this game is pure distilled edge.
    Fun fact: The actor for Trevor from GTA V did the motion capture for this game. Yes, apparently it has motion capture. I'm sure it's a career highlight for him.

    • @regularbloke2117
      @regularbloke2117 3 роки тому +41

      Why'd you think steven was hired for gta v

    • @sauceisfunny
      @sauceisfunny 3 роки тому +36

      If any gta character this game is the most Trevor Phillips, chaos all the way through except Trevor is cool

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 3 роки тому +11

      The motion capture is pretty obvious. It's not good.

    • @rangerv1
      @rangerv1 3 роки тому +31

      That’s probably why he hates bikers so much

    • @theultimatesagavan6287
      @theultimatesagavan6287 3 роки тому +10

      Steven Ogg deserved better

  • @DarkProFox
    @DarkProFox 3 роки тому +364

    22:32 Nibbles's face resets since they never developed that failure for the QTE which only makes the scene much better

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 Рік тому +25

      So, here's the thing. Jake (Nibbles) is suposted to be the hero, but he killed a ton of innocent people...

  • @rerez
    @rerez 3 роки тому +15175

    We should start a club for people who actually beat this game. :D

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +3982

    This game has the most “My gamer son thought I wasn’t cool so I made a game to show how cool I was” energy I’ve ever seen.

  • @TheSoapBar23
    @TheSoapBar23 3 роки тому +3079

    I feel like no one is talking about how clever that, “Do you think he said ‘F**k y’all’ or ‘F**k all?’” bit is. Scott is always subverting his own tropes I love it

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 3 роки тому +98

      I loved that bit.

    • @Sqk.
      @Sqk. 3 роки тому +73

      well, he already made a “ ‘ Hey, all ‘ or ‘ Hey, y’all ‘ “ joke

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo 3 роки тому +88

      I just heard it, and it fucking killed me, this dude is a comedic genius

    • @Somonyo
      @Somonyo 3 роки тому +16

      IGNORE THE TROLL.
      REPORT AND MOVE ON.

    • @Sqk.
      @Sqk. 3 роки тому

      @@Somonyo bot troll

  • @rockbrains8576
    @rockbrains8576 3 роки тому +908

    9:13 "who knew the kick was mightier than the sword" made me laugh because of the expression on Scott's face.

    • @galfinsp7216
      @galfinsp7216 3 роки тому +37

      It’s like he knew how fun it’d be

    • @jmredguppy2799
      @jmredguppy2799 3 роки тому +31

      I feel like he was trying so hard not to laugh😂

    • @rockbrains8576
      @rockbrains8576 3 роки тому +8

      @@jmredguppy2799 yeah

    • @Fan-imator
      @Fan-imator Рік тому +10

      I love the reactions of his friends too. Wait one was holding a gun and he said mightier than the sword. He ran for no reason

    • @sliggoomaster7213
      @sliggoomaster7213 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Fan-imator what is a bullet if not a very long range sword that cannot cut?

  • @wadedevinney9681
    @wadedevinney9681 3 роки тому +794

    This REALLY takes me back. Scott looked at this a LONG time ago and I’m glad he went back to it.

    • @one-up7498
      @one-up7498 3 роки тому +25

      In top ten worst rated games? Or did he make his own video on it?

    • @chumismetabolicfuel6200
      @chumismetabolicfuel6200 3 роки тому +68

      @@one-up7498 Worst rated games, which was a 2017 video iirc

    • @saulgoodman8501
      @saulgoodman8501 3 роки тому +3

      Dude it was like 2 years ago

    • @dellosayshello5405
      @dellosayshello5405 3 роки тому +33

      @@saulgoodman8501 it’s actually 4 years.

    • @wadedevinney9681
      @wadedevinney9681 3 роки тому +32

      @@saulgoodman8501 It was four years ago, back when he still lived at his childhood house

  • @CarthusDojo
    @CarthusDojo 3 роки тому +2887

    Seeing this game again reminded me of Total Biscuit’s coverage of it. May he Rest In Peace man. Taken from us too soon.

  • @TheBoomersooner3
    @TheBoomersooner3 3 роки тому +766

    "Critics are raving"
    "15 hours of gameplay"
    "7.8/10 a little something for everyone"
    -IGN

    • @Megas_lightzx
      @Megas_lightzx 3 роки тому +16

      @@lol-ih1tl I don’t know but it is starting to get very annoying

    • @capsaicin5332
      @capsaicin5332 3 роки тому +7

      @@Megas_lightzx dunkey fans are a disease

    • @enotsnavdier6867
      @enotsnavdier6867 3 роки тому

      @@capsaicin5332 Agreed

    • @Kern_ing
      @Kern_ing 2 роки тому

      @@enotsnavdier6867 What happened?

    • @HotFootBunny
      @HotFootBunny 2 роки тому +2

      This is the most confusing comment section

  • @4orinrin
    @4orinrin 3 роки тому +1593

    "did he say fuck yall or fuck all"
    is this a reference to people being confused on if scott says "hey yall" or "hey all"

  • @Hellbreaker777
    @Hellbreaker777 3 роки тому +2039

    "Toledo, Ohio. Don't get killed here."
    Never have truer words been said.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому +65

      So now Toledo is another place to check off to not visit. The violent biker gangs there frighten me but the Burger King looks intriguing!

    • @user-bo6vy5eg8g
      @user-bo6vy5eg8g 3 роки тому +18

      @@TheEmbessyNetwork Don't go to Nevada.

    • @FunvoltGunvolt
      @FunvoltGunvolt 3 роки тому +25

      Also don't forget to visit the Burger King down the road

    • @allensazama2955
      @allensazama2955 3 роки тому

      a war happened there

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому

      I also don't recommend getting killed in San Diego, CA for that matter

  • @RonnieBarzel
    @RonnieBarzel 3 роки тому +1934

    “Likes murder, loves small business” may be the must accurate and succinct summation of this game’s protagonist.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому +37

      That should be a quote on a shirt lol.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 3 роки тому +66

      That sounds like something you'd see on a Borderlands character intro card.

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 роки тому +11

      the one & only Nibbles

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 2 роки тому +1

      *Making California Great Again*

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 6 місяців тому

      Jake Conway.
      Likes murder, loves small business.

  • @CaptainEggcellent
    @CaptainEggcellent 3 роки тому +1442

    I felt second hand frustration just watching this video.

    • @illford
      @illford 3 роки тому +5

      eggs

    • @SnowmenVr
      @SnowmenVr 3 роки тому +8

      I’m the second reply
      Give me likes
      -literally everyone

    • @conorneligan7694
      @conorneligan7694 3 роки тому +2

      I'm verified and I have to comment something!

    • @philippelavoie799
      @philippelavoie799 3 роки тому +9

      @@conorneligan7694 shut up, kid

    • @sackydzNG
      @sackydzNG 3 роки тому +9

      @@conorneligan7694 I’m not verified and I need to get likes in the UA-cam comment section SOMEHOW so I’ll just point out that this dude is verified. Easy likes!

  • @noided_x2963
    @noided_x2963 3 роки тому +126

    25:42 I have never heard scott scream like that and i lose my mind every time

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +1219

    Had a dream scott uploaded a video, this isn't close at all to what I expected

    • @camygael
      @camygael 3 роки тому +8

      Hey it's that one guy that comments all the time

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 3 роки тому +1

      Hello guy I found on a BFDI video

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob 3 роки тому +2

      Yea

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob 3 роки тому +1

      Also Scott the woz hasn’t covered 3D Mario games

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 3 роки тому

      @@rainbowspongebob Rainbow spogob

  • @henryman73
    @henryman73 3 роки тому +533

    “Toledo Ohio, everyone’s your dad here” has to be one of my favorite Scott quotes of all time

  • @PuppetMasterIX
    @PuppetMasterIX 3 роки тому +654

    22:33 I love how Jake's face abruptly changes during this QTE, like he's suddenly thinking "Wait what am I doing here"

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 3 роки тому +46

      "what am I fighting for???!!!!"

    • @dprototype6431
      @dprototype6431 3 роки тому +51

      He became aware he was in a shitty game.

    • @Pupp3tCl0wn
      @Pupp3tCl0wn 3 роки тому +27

      Why are we still here... just to suffer...

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 3 роки тому +10

      "Wait, what if killing everyone isnt the best way to do things? ..........naaah."

    • @mariajimenafigueroa233
      @mariajimenafigueroa233 3 роки тому +11

      Jake dosen't want to be in this terrible game

  • @Harucardiel
    @Harucardiel 3 роки тому +220

    Idk why I lose my shit every time at 15:11
    "Cole takes a bite out of the air"
    "Arn!"

  • @deconyus3412
    @deconyus3412 3 роки тому +1525

    Now Scott’s worst game is Robo to Chibi: Ziptribution “The Lash%”

    • @michaelmoratto
      @michaelmoratto 3 роки тому +25

      God I'm so pumped to hang out with Foo Fighters in Stone Ocean

    • @baum8946
      @baum8946 3 роки тому +20

      With new funky mode

    • @ggtylerr
      @ggtylerr 3 роки тому +22

      Has a DLC too: Ultra Smash Festival

    • @gamertoon8230
      @gamertoon8230 3 роки тому +16

      I’m looking forward to seeing the Gex scenes

    • @artemisfowl577
      @artemisfowl577 3 роки тому +5

      That hurt to read, thanks

  • @WeegeepieYT
    @WeegeepieYT 3 роки тому +2869

    12:43 GOD I laughed way more than I should have for this one

    • @shadking2004
      @shadking2004 3 роки тому +183

      "Did he said f**k y'all or f**k all?"

    • @ArylBarrel
      @ArylBarrel 3 роки тому +187

      I loved that reference man lol

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 роки тому +119

      Best Scott the Woz Eastet Egg ever lol

    • @gjproductions2247
      @gjproductions2247 3 роки тому +6

      @weegeepie this is your first time you commented on a Scott the Wiz episode

    • @xp7575
      @xp7575 3 роки тому +29

      @@gjproductions2247 this is your first time commenting on a Scott the Woz video

  • @MrSchimpf
    @MrSchimpf 3 роки тому +351

    I love that Scott has so many issues with this game that the absurd 'turn off one property's electric fence by ramming a stolen fuel truck, blowing up a power plant and destroying the regional power grid' plot isn't even mentioned because everything else going on has shorted his poor brain out.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому +16

      Wait...WHAT?! How would that even work?!

    • @Pizza7478
      @Pizza7478 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheEmbessyNetwork It doesn't. That's the point.

    • @DrEarthwormRobotnik
      @DrEarthwormRobotnik 3 роки тому +19

      That honestly shocked me, since me and my friend were so fixated one that one moment for the rest of the game

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому +2

      @@Pizza7478 I know, I was being sarcastic. It doesn't come off well in text lol.

    • @Mr-Green0
      @Mr-Green0 11 місяців тому +4

      All of this just to deal with the electric fence.
      It would been easier just to drive through the fence or blow up a wall to get in.

  • @IrisflowersMusic
    @IrisflowersMusic 3 роки тому +269

    I literally can't help but laugh at "what is that the metacritic score" and "I'M A BADASS" just because of the way they're said. Absolutely incredible.

  • @Lucstar07
    @Lucstar07 3 роки тому +1296

    It's funny how the two worst reviewed games on Metacritic are so different.
    "Ride to Hell: Retribution", and "Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade"

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +127

      Duality of man

    • @mrhelitosis7564
      @mrhelitosis7564 3 роки тому +34

      I thought the game was 3rd because of big rigs.

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 3 роки тому +41

      @@mrhelitosis7564 Doesn’t that game have less than 7 reviews on Metacritic? They have two different lists, one for games with more than 7 reviews, and one for games with less than 7 reviews.

    • @slange420
      @slange420 3 роки тому +31

      @@MysteryMii because Big Rigs was so bad that no one even wanted to review it

    • @crinsombone5380
      @crinsombone5380 2 роки тому +10

      They should have a crossover

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 3 роки тому +462

    I love how genuinely mad at this game Scott is to the point that even in the jokes and cutaways he sounds totally fed up.

  • @yitraboom
    @yitraboom 3 роки тому +339

    26:36 I love how it looked like you were doing as the game intended and then just exploded

    • @ElijahRulz
      @ElijahRulz Рік тому +25

      I want to watch an action movie where something like that happens, and then the credits roll.

    • @cosmichappenings6674
      @cosmichappenings6674 Рік тому +4

      @@ElijahRulz The other guys does something like that, but it's in the first 10 minutes of the movie

    • @SiRenfield
      @SiRenfield Рік тому +4

      “We’re nine hours in”

  • @rhapsody2612
    @rhapsody2612 Рік тому +97

    15:01 is so fucking funny to me. Like right after complaining about sex he goes to "SONIC ADVENTURE"

  • @HalfAluminumChemist
    @HalfAluminumChemist 3 роки тому +710

    Has Scott ever sounded this pissed off before, cause I feel like this is new territory.

  • @bamsaidcam9273
    @bamsaidcam9273 3 роки тому +598

    I can’t wait for Scott to release “Ride to Hell: Retribution | A Critical Third Look - Scott The Woz” in four years

    • @tru3vort3x2
      @tru3vort3x2 3 роки тому +3

      @Logan Roof My mans on the wrong side of the internet

    • @1MRHADOUKEN
      @1MRHADOUKEN 3 роки тому +1

      @Logan Roof bruh if u get cancer too that’s gonna be funny af

    • @Barbodcole
      @Barbodcole 3 роки тому +13

      The funny thing is that this technically is the third look. He mentioned it in the development hell episode and the worst games of all time episode:)

    • @Paccyd33
      @Paccyd33 3 роки тому

      @Logan Roof News you sir see a horrible person v

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 роки тому

      What happened here?

  • @Thekitty0706fan
    @Thekitty0706fan 3 роки тому +127

    I remember hunting down a PC version of this game and the DLC and 100% the game. Aiming wasn't a problem there but it did have this unique bug in the DLC where kicking a door near the end of the story messes up your characters rotation so Jake's model flips upside down and glides around on his head.

    • @thearousedeunuch
      @thearousedeunuch 3 роки тому +2

      I've always wanted to at least complete the story in Ride To Hell.

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 3 роки тому +3

      That sounds like an improvement! Honestly, I've always wondered about behind the scenes of the blatantly messy production of this game. It was clearly released with half-finished content and some lazy stuff to barely patch the gaps so that they got *something* out - perhaps to cover their wasted budget but that's speculation.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому +4

      I would like to see a video of that, please.

    • @jhosk92
      @jhosk92 3 роки тому +6

      No I think bikers just do that

  • @JetpackGamer456
    @JetpackGamer456 3 роки тому +225

    26:35 funniest cutscene I’ve seen in YEARS holy shit

  • @jaidyngear379
    @jaidyngear379 3 роки тому +549

    This looks like one of those fake thumbnails that the ScottTheWoz reddit would’ve constructed. I guess it goes to show how easily recognisable a standard Scott video is.

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 3 роки тому +21

      Literally a blue border and his magnificent face

    • @danielgrezda3339
      @danielgrezda3339 3 роки тому +10

      I actually saw it on Reddit before I opened youtube, so I thought it was a prank.

  • @Discoh
    @Discoh 3 роки тому +223

    I was just rewatching the Worst Games of All Time episode, never expected this game to get a full look.
    also omg he went for that "y'all" jab at 12:43, that was glorious

  • @Vailskibum
    @Vailskibum 3 роки тому +1275

    this video is a rollercoaster ride

  • @andrewjackson2423
    @andrewjackson2423 3 роки тому +381

    7:39, 16:48, 22:55 and 24:39 were probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a Scott The Woz video. Good stuff, man.

    • @enflamedhuevos
      @enflamedhuevos 3 роки тому +31

      12:50 was good too because the game is so dogshit

    • @hmx8694
      @hmx8694 3 роки тому +28

      30:10 was amazing because of the raw emotion it conveys

    • @aiaproductions9319
      @aiaproductions9319 3 роки тому +11

      The Toledo parts were also hilarious

    • @MrE784
      @MrE784 3 роки тому +5

      Didn’t you destroy the national bank back in 1833?

    • @stanleysmooth
      @stanleysmooth 2 роки тому +11

      20:03 15:05 15:06 and 25:47 are all great as well

  • @elyjahkidnot
    @elyjahkidnot 3 роки тому +467

    Jake clearly has a soft spot for the shaggy bandana man character model, since he's the only one who consistently gets to live. Sad there's no sex scene with him though tbh

    • @autismandgaming4532
      @autismandgaming4532 3 роки тому +19

      Don't you mean Nibbles?

    • @2020sII
      @2020sII 2 роки тому +4

      Ill make it happen

    • @acehealer4212
      @acehealer4212 2 роки тому +1

      There’s gotta be mods for that, right? Hmm actually maybe not for a game people dislike this much.

  • @jacobmonks3722
    @jacobmonks3722 3 роки тому +476

    Everyone who has beaten this game should get a lifetime supply of apologies from Deep Silver.
    Oh, and a sticker.

  • @flameosaurus1832
    @flameosaurus1832 3 роки тому +307

    This is the most AVGN-like video Scott has ever made, even more than Zip-Lash.

    • @fattylee964
      @fattylee964 3 роки тому +9

      I have the same exact thought

  • @Trolzuniversal
    @Trolzuniversal 3 роки тому +166

    26:36 was a great video game moment

  • @CharlieCreedonWells
    @CharlieCreedonWells 3 роки тому +177

    Your assistant did a great job at bringing out your emotion in front of the camera, Scott! I’m excited to see what else you two do together.

    • @nitinanku
      @nitinanku 3 роки тому +3

      He has an assistant?

    • @Prawnsacrifice
      @Prawnsacrifice 3 роки тому +8

      @@nitinanku oof

    • @literallymalware
      @literallymalware 3 роки тому

      I can't tell if your joking but I can't find anything about him having an assistant. Dont whooosh me lol

    • @Prawnsacrifice
      @Prawnsacrifice 3 роки тому +1

      @@literallymalware watch the video again it's literally a joke at the beginning

    • @literallymalware
      @literallymalware 3 роки тому +6

      @@Prawnsacrifice ohhh your so right lmao, sorry. with such a long video with back-to-back jokes, it's hard to remember the very first one lol. Sorry about that.

  • @InfoDump
    @InfoDump 3 роки тому +157

    12:43 I love when Scott subtly references his fan base

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 роки тому +6

      And I LOVE it.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 роки тому +7

      The joke only works if there's a word that ends in, like a Y, for example.

    • @gregdeandrea1450
      @gregdeandrea1450 3 роки тому

      .... Okay, but is he saying Hey y'all, or Hey all? WE STILL DON'T KNOW.

    • @InfoDump
      @InfoDump 3 роки тому

      @@gregdeandrea1450 I mean merch, madden 08 Christmas, Scott’s UA-cam and Twitter bios all say it’s hey all

  • @sylvy16
    @sylvy16 3 роки тому +105

    9:33
    Scott used music from one of the toughest controlling levels from mario galaxy 2 while talking about how the game controls. That’s brilliant.

    • @bluerious5475
      @bluerious5475 3 роки тому +15

      Isn’t that song from Mario 64…?

    • @ThijsFilms
      @ThijsFilms 3 роки тому +9

      but it's not the mario galaxy version of the slider theme.
      it's the original

  • @VorpalPlattypus
    @VorpalPlattypus 3 роки тому +280

    We’re in the bad timeline where this game came out terribly. So somewhere in the infinite madness of the multiverse, there’s a timeline where Ride to Hell came out and revolutionized the open world motorcycle gang genre and became the new Skyrim.

    • @VicerimusMortem
      @VicerimusMortem Рік тому +8

      I mean, if there wasn't any complications about the original release, I'm sure it would've been a decent enough game.

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar Рік тому +12

      It's a platinum game. 1% basically looking more like a badge of honor. 1% of games are beautiful and high effort like Ride to Hell. Multiple sequels are produced. Even in late 2023 the third Ride to Hell, Ride to Hell: Reverence is released with the greatest open world MP to date. These games through the 2010s sparked a whole new genre of open world inspired to the point that any game with similarities at all are lambasted as Ride to Hell killers or Ride to Hell clones.

  • @swuzzyswas
    @swuzzyswas 3 роки тому +100

    Scott's inner AVGN is showing while still having his own charm and I love it

  • @binnersbee
    @binnersbee 3 роки тому +106

    I like how Scott goes slowly insane throughout the video it gives this episode its own unique feel. Last night I didn't take my meds and I was tired so I thought it was all a dream.

  • @callumg3330
    @callumg3330 3 роки тому +546

    The “1%” being a reference to an old saying that “99% of motorbike riders are law abiding citizens” always gets me

    • @wadedevinney9681
      @wadedevinney9681 3 роки тому +54

      Yeah, seems too obscure to put on a cover. Nice catch

    • @unicorntomboy9736
      @unicorntomboy9736 3 роки тому +55

      To quote a certain angry man, I thought the 1% was a reference to how much this game's overall worth is.

    • @nomadnuka716
      @nomadnuka716 3 роки тому +32

      1% is actually a real thing outlaw motorcycle clubs wear.

    • @Josh-ut4wv
      @Josh-ut4wv 3 роки тому +16

      i always though that was how much effort they put into the game

    • @raxadian
      @raxadian 3 роки тому +13

      1% Is the number of people that don't get killed or fucked in the game.

  • @ctshaffer1999
    @ctshaffer1999 3 роки тому +348

    I love how Scott’s Ohioan accent comes out more the angrier he gets

    • @aperson5215
      @aperson5215 2 роки тому +22

      He has an accent?

    • @ctshaffer1999
      @ctshaffer1999 2 роки тому +19

      @@aperson5215 It’s usually hard to notice, but it’s there.

    • @saifuppal7403
      @saifuppal7403 2 роки тому +7

      He’s also polish

    • @leightonpetty4817
      @leightonpetty4817 2 роки тому +15

      @@aperson5215 It’s that white Midwestern tone, slight but there

    • @nman551
      @nman551 7 місяців тому +1

      I’m an Ohioan I have an accent?!

  • @mf.kommit
    @mf.kommit 3 роки тому +1378

    Scott holding a bee hive should officially be any Scott fan’s wallpaper.

    • @matty6866
      @matty6866 3 роки тому +26

      I agree!

    • @Sqk.
      @Sqk. 3 роки тому +15

      @@matty6866 the video uploaded only so long ago, and you’ve already got the pfp. good man

    • @lbspartyhouse8265
      @lbspartyhouse8265 3 роки тому

      @Logan Roof stop joking. That’s not something to joke about dude.

    • @randaddly567
      @randaddly567 3 роки тому

      @@lbspartyhouse8265 did something happen to techno or is the reply just bait?

    • @Chaotic_Evil
      @Chaotic_Evil 3 роки тому

      @Lukk Randaddy technoblade recently announced he has (non-lethal) cancer and haters are being haters.

  • @yesthatdash
    @yesthatdash 3 роки тому +112

    Out of all the material Scott has covered,this definitely caught me by surprise.Not that I'm complaining because he nails it once again.👍👍

    • @thejman5683
      @thejman5683 3 роки тому +1

      Like the nails he drank?

    • @yesthatdash
      @yesthatdash 3 роки тому +1

      @@thejman5683 That part made me thirsty for a refreshing cup of nails.I prefer mine on the rocks.

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 3 роки тому +371

    You can really tell that this game turned Scott into a hardcore man based off the fact that in both Burger King clips (7:13 & 7:33), he never said "I ATE HERE!", he really has become a changed man
    I love how there are segments throughout this video like 8:47 where Scott chooses the goofiest music possible for a game this intense (In this specific instance, Slider plays in the background), that detail might be one of my favorite parts of this video

    • @Sike1921
      @Sike1921 3 роки тому

      As soon as I saw burger king I thought of that

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 3 роки тому

      I also heard Lava Reef, the title screen for The Great Cave Offensive, and Coconut Twatting Mall.

  • @bluverrii
    @bluverrii 3 роки тому +31

    Each time I rewatch this episode, it gets better- It's slowly becoming one of my absolute favorites

  • @ReitheOffbeatOtaku
    @ReitheOffbeatOtaku 3 роки тому +859

    You know, I disagree with the reputation this game's gotten; in fact, I think it should be seen as a guide for other game developers.
    From now on, all games should have at least 2 sex scenes by the time it's taught you all the controls.
    _Take notes, Miyamoto._

    • @ClavaleeDefunct
      @ClavaleeDefunct 3 роки тому +98

      Mario better frick a Koopa Troopa in the next mario game

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +124

      “A delayed game will be eventually good, but a delayed game with hot steamy sex is even better.”

    • @nman551
      @nman551 3 роки тому +4

      @@ClavaleeDefunct NO

    • @ClavaleeDefunct
      @ClavaleeDefunct 3 роки тому +2

      @@nman551 lol

    • @sinistrality7883
      @sinistrality7883 3 роки тому +38

      Lmao Miyamoto, everytime you beat a level in mario, you got to fuck toad at the end.

  • @MintleafCakes
    @MintleafCakes 3 роки тому +770

    "Toledo Ohio, don't get killed here!" is genuinely an accurate statement and it made me laugh so hard 😭

    • @themacintoshnerd
      @themacintoshnerd 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah I typed in Toledo in to Google the second suggestion was "Toledo Ohio shooting" so dare I say it's probably true

    • @MintleafCakes
      @MintleafCakes 3 роки тому +12

      @@themacintoshnerd Sounds about right, that's Toledo for ya

    • @IcedTheLocalClown
      @IcedTheLocalClown 3 роки тому +30

      "Ohio is just a rural bar"

    • @KoopaKid660
      @KoopaKid660 3 роки тому +7

      @@loganroofpedoexposer4952 so desperate for clout you spam that someone with cancer deserves to rot on a completely unrelated video.

    • @IcedTheLocalClown
      @IcedTheLocalClown 3 роки тому +9

      @@KoopaKid660 tbh, bots on Scott was the last thing i expected

  • @shinyshark4108
    @shinyshark4108 3 роки тому +105

    I like how Scott and Angry Joe had the exact same reaction when the bike is reset and then immediately crashes into a wall and explodes

    • @fansee1368
      @fansee1368 Рік тому +5

      This game sure has one thing going for it. It'll strip away any reviewer's sanity and make them come up with the funniest commentary just to cope with the pain lmao

  • @shygaifu3592
    @shygaifu3592 3 роки тому +41

    9:13 Jeb and Rex holding Scott at gunpoint? Yeah, just another Gex Night.

  • @Dellors-Civic
    @Dellors-Civic 3 роки тому +78

    I sometimes worry about Scott. I mean it seems like he enjoys pain. Playing “Ride to Hell, Retribution”, eating corn dogs at sonic, owning devils third, and sleeping in the same house his copies of wii play are stored.

    • @KRUSH-R
      @KRUSH-R 3 роки тому

      Sonic's corn dogs are good

    • @Mexikirb
      @Mexikirb 3 роки тому +1

      @@KRUSH-R can't wait to come back to this comment with everyone yelling at each other because of this comment

    • @mr.bisness7617
      @mr.bisness7617 3 роки тому

      he even ate at burger king

    • @romajimamulo
      @romajimamulo 3 роки тому

      ... Wii play is a good game, you should be more worried about... Well this being in his house

  • @mr.osmosis5713
    @mr.osmosis5713 3 роки тому +168

    I love how every 5 minutes you can slowly hear/see Scott’s sanity start to deplete

  • @silverman1601
    @silverman1601 3 роки тому +116

    this was probably the funniest episode of Scott the Woz ever, not even kidding.

    • @totalhydration5240
      @totalhydration5240 3 роки тому +22

      This is the angriest one too. This video has the most amount of Loud Scott I've seen in a video.

    • @Nattegoya
      @Nattegoya 3 роки тому +2

      his video on “Anime Games” is my favorite, it’s such a quick and snappy episode

    • @monkeyjumbo48
      @monkeyjumbo48 3 роки тому +1

      With out a doubt. I was in stitches. My new favorite episode for sure

  • @Nozza56
    @Nozza56 3 роки тому +211

    15:06 caught me off guard, that was hilarious

    • @kelvindavis172
      @kelvindavis172 2 роки тому +10

      The Sonic Adventure bit before it was hilarious, too!

  • @owlbear2228
    @owlbear2228 3 роки тому +57

    After releasing this game, the developers sent in their Ride to Hell:Resignation.

  • @liluu22
    @liluu22 3 роки тому +114

    i genuinely feel bad for scott but also admire his dedication to go through this whole game and finish it PLUS the dlc too
    big props to him

    • @lolozo214
      @lolozo214 3 роки тому +10

      ...they had the gall to release dlc?

    • @key099able
      @key099able 3 роки тому

      But still won’t play Max Payne 3.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +2

      he's a badass he's a badass.

  • @literallymalware
    @literallymalware 3 роки тому +105

    "1%. Neoahisdatthemedacridicscowre?"
    Scott I fucking love you

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 роки тому +9

      Some conspiracy theorists say that the "1%" is how complete the game is

  • @altusshow7574
    @altusshow7574 3 роки тому +83

    "I'm a badass" x3 is the funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.
    Also I love that this game made you so mad your Midwest accent came out.

  • @enbytoon
    @enbytoon 3 роки тому +146

    I really haven’t seen him this unhinged which is saying a lot considering we’ve gotten past Zip Lash

  • @booleanBoy
    @booleanBoy 3 роки тому +90

    "I'm a badass! I'm a badass! I'm a badass!" - My personal highlight :D

  • @Superboologan1
    @Superboologan1 3 роки тому +158

    It's weird seeing Scott do a play by play of a game, after I've known him for so long as the Nintendo history guy

    • @fnafworld3878
      @fnafworld3878 3 роки тому +6

      He also did a play by play of heavy rain

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 2 роки тому +1

      Sometimes he reviews the game as it goes. You know, examples like Mega Man.

  • @chuckdontjudge
    @chuckdontjudge 3 роки тому +95

    "Is that a slur?" I literally have to have an inhaler on standby to watch Scotts videos 😂😂😂

  • @yourbeardlybro5887
    @yourbeardlybro5887 3 роки тому +380

    As a biker enthusiast, it's nice to see a motorcycle game that truely reflects a bikers love for dry humping

    • @raxadian
      @raxadian 3 роки тому +43

      It needs a ten hour DLC about bike care.

    • @skullingtonfx4441
      @skullingtonfx4441 3 роки тому +42

      @@raxadian ride to hell: preventative maintenance

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 3 роки тому +1

      Biker enthusiast, as opposed to an actual biker?

  • @tokkitoria
    @tokkitoria 3 роки тому +37

    I'm actually really happy to see someone go into full detail on this game.

  • @sunnyapartmentroom2038
    @sunnyapartmentroom2038 3 роки тому +167

    I can’t believe Scott actually covered this!! it’s like a Christmas miracle….in September

  • @Shiny_Plume
    @Shiny_Plume 3 роки тому +57

    26:37 That’s magnificent! Could I watch endless replays of someone failing that jump?

  • @SkywalkerGLM
    @SkywalkerGLM 3 роки тому +44

    Gotta tell you, Scott. You are the only UA-cam notification I ever click, the only creator that I like the video before I watch it, and the only channel that has consistently entertained me through the years. Love the work and keep churning out classics.

  • @TheBlueArmageddon
    @TheBlueArmageddon 3 роки тому +143

    4:17 the delivery of that line had me laughting so hard

    • @megamudkip5913
      @megamudkip5913 2 роки тому +11

      Very much makes me think of homer simpson

  • @aprendizdecapivara2841
    @aprendizdecapivara2841 3 роки тому +89

    I think scott was trying to beat this game since he talked about it in the development hell episode

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 3 роки тому +9

      He actually mentioned the game in a even earlier episode (Worst Games of All Time).

  • @RKPrime
    @RKPrime 2 роки тому +73

    5:18 Even after years, Scott is still giving the Gravity Rush community support. Including GR2 in a stack of unfinished games is charity enough for a tax write-off

  • @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007
    @geekforeverpixelgamingsurl5007 3 роки тому +42

    Angry Joe : *finishes the game and gets traumatized*
    Scott The Woz : *finishes the game and hasn't gone any crazier*
    Yeah, Scott. You're obviously the badass, here.

  • @Ryotaiku
    @Ryotaiku 2 роки тому +72

    This is the only Ride to Hell video where someone accurately emphasizes just how *_BAD_* the shooting mechanics are. The whole game could be called so-bad-its-good right up until they give you a gun, then it just becomes indefensibly bad.

    • @jadedheartsz
      @jadedheartsz Рік тому +1

      Angry Joe did a pretty good job of showing how bad they were.

  • @skeletonmeatphantasylibrary
    @skeletonmeatphantasylibrary 3 роки тому +68

    ththrough the first few minutes all I could think was "1%? Is that the metacritic score?" then Scott clowned me at 4:17 without even hearing me say it

  • @itslvc5588
    @itslvc5588 Рік тому +33

    18:02 Kinda bothers me how nobody is talking about this scene. It's absolutely hilarious

  • @robbys5236
    @robbys5236 3 роки тому +121

    18:07 "This is my favorite song!" *RUNS FOR THE HILLS*
    ? ? ?

  • @tylerr2016
    @tylerr2016 3 роки тому +38

    Hearing Scott with the pure rage in his voice is an interesting thing to witness

  • @FCV0511
    @FCV0511 3 роки тому +35

    Certain parts of this review were like a golden-age AVGN episode, and that's truly one of the best compliments I can give. Keep up the excellent work! :D

  • @LizardOfOz69
    @LizardOfOz69 3 роки тому +32

    "You don't go into it hating it, that'll just spoil your feelings in the end"
    Every thing this guy says can be a mantra. Or a meme template, they're both the same.

  • @SpencerJ289
    @SpencerJ289 3 роки тому +34

    The voice acting in this is impeccable best I’ve ever heard. Excuse me while I go wipe the blood out of my ears

  • @Medleypon
    @Medleypon 3 роки тому +38

    12:43
    Scott, your cleverness never ceases to amaze me.

  • @caseys2698
    @caseys2698 3 роки тому +214

    This game is The Room of video games.
    Takes itself WAY too seriously,
    and if you’re just watching funny moments compiled in a review like this and don’t have to play it yourself for 15 hours…
    some of the cutscenes and funny janky moments here are so bad they’re good 😂

    • @BigBrezzy
      @BigBrezzy 3 роки тому +22

      Don't forget the pointless sex scenes.

    • @MostlyReferences
      @MostlyReferences 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget to eat your cereal

    • @MysteryMii
      @MysteryMii 3 роки тому +7

      @@BigBrezzy *pointless sex scenes that are unrealistic

    • @futureddude4250
      @futureddude4250 3 роки тому +2

      I saw The Room and immediately thought the video game series, happy to be wrong

    • @farasbanas9564
      @farasbanas9564 3 роки тому +1

      @@BigBrezzy watching it it's funny, playing it it is arthritis

  • @DearSis
    @DearSis 3 роки тому +42

    “Toledo Ohio, don’t get murdered here.” If that isn’t the most accurate description of Toledo, I don’t know what is😂

  • @waterbron3480
    @waterbron3480 3 роки тому +58

    The way this guys just perfectly times every joke is impressive, lmao this is probably one of your best videos.

  • @Vexcenot
    @Vexcenot 3 роки тому +35

    17:12 well at least he didn't get another fully clothed scene with the old man for saving him

  • @nastybedazzler
    @nastybedazzler 3 роки тому +36

    This is my favorite video Scott's made. I could have sat here and listened to him bitch about Greasy Steve for like two hours. Greasy Steve is the funniest thing ever.

  • @limitbreak2966
    @limitbreak2966 2 роки тому +8

    11:58 ah yes, old games which have “teammates” who “help” by disappearing once gameplay starts until another cutscene , where they act like they just helped so much