Ride to Hell: Retribution | Art - Scott The Woz
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2021
- Scott should just stop trying.
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Music Used:
"World 1 Map (Super Mario Bros. 3)" from Super Mario All-Stars
"Overworld (Super Mario Bros. 3)" from Super Mario All-Stars
"Mach Rider" from Super Smash Bros. Melee
"Lava Reef Zone Act 1" from Sonic Mania
"Time of the Falling Rain" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
"Area 1" from Blaster Master
"Funky's Fugue" from Donkey Kong Country
"Detonate" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Float Islands" from Kirby Super Star
"Athletic Theme" from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
"Rising Up" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Puzzle Plank Galaxy" from Super Mario Galaxy 2
"Slider" from Super Mario 64
"Shop (Mega Man)" from Mega Man 10
"Tanks! (Variation 1)" from Wii Play
"All Muscle" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Around the Ring" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Inside Peach's Castle" from Super Mario 64
"Sky Garden" from Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat
"Chase" from Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA)
"Welcome to Dead End" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Staff Credits (Kirby's Dream Land)" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Water Ride" from McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
"Tale of the Spirit of Money" from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
"Monkey Watch" from Rhythm Heaven Fever
"Block Town" from Pac-Mania
"Green Groven Zone Act 1" from Sonic 3D Blast (Sega Saturn)
"The Great Cave Offensive" from Kirby Super Star
"Coconut Mall" from Mario Kart Wii
"Lay it Down" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Welcome to Oceania" from Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes - Ігри
This is the most AVGN that Scott has ever sounded
I was thinking the same thing
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
lmfao
If even Scott is this pissed,I can't even begin to imagine the how the nerd would react 😂. I know it's Scott's "childhood" game technically but still
I'm sure the nerd did a video on this already i can't find it tho
Scott hates this game because all the sex might invalidate his V-Card. It's lore.
He will never become a Virgin at this Rate!
@@Oney105 He could always take the Virgin Express train to the Virgin islands.
Seems like the most likely place to find a lost virginity.
Scotts already had "40 acres of sex" though lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭
He almost tried to developed some character but decided to not to that.
Who knows. Maybe he does want to invalidate his V-Card at some point in the future.
Lol. He has to popular UA-cam channel I doubt he's a virgin now
As a person who has family in Toledo, it gets scarier and scarier every time I see Scott in Toledo and I recognize a location.
He’s coming for your family
Hey all, scott here. Here's your home address!
Same
@@blox3400 "Thanks but I already know where I live"
I realize that it was probably greenscreened with pictures from Toledo, Ohio.
But it would have been legendary if Scott went all the way to Toledo just to record those segments. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what he did.
4:15 him sarcastically saying the most obvious joke to make has to be one of my favorite bits in this video
He does a REALLY good Homer Simpson voice too
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 damn it does sound like homer lmao
2:23 is my favorite
Ok
@@lisatroiani6119 e
"Toledo, Ohio. Don't get killed here."
Never have truer words been said.
So now Toledo is another place to check off to not visit. The violent biker gangs there frighten me but the Burger King looks intriguing!
@@TheEmbessyNetwork Don't go to Nevada.
Also don't forget to visit the Burger King down the road
a war happened there
I also don't recommend getting killed in San Diego, CA for that matter
This game has the most “My gamer son thought I wasn’t cool so I made a game to show how cool I was” energy I’ve ever seen.
Yeah.
911 likes lol.
0
Canon.
deez nuts
11:14 “Of course, you have a dead brother, which means you do have dead brother rage”
Does this mean we’ll see Target employee rage at some point?
It IS dead brother season.
"Wow, you're so dreamy, you have that 'I have a dead brother' rage!"
OMG
"did he say fuck yall or fuck all"
is this a reference to people being confused on if scott says "hey yall" or "hey all"
Yea
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see a comment about that. But definitely.
Iwasgonnasaythat!
Borderline Forever 🟦
No
I have never seen Scott this angry before. Like for real, this has got to be the most frustrating game Scott has ever played to make him reach this level of anger.
He was that angry during a voice over, damn even i was frustrated! I can’t imagine the amount of anger he felt while playing 🤣
Even more angry then when he encountered his mortal enemy, cover athlete of Madden 09, Brett Favre?
Nice profile pic!
he was pretty angry for a long period of time on the end of the miniconsoles episode
And I thought Chibo-Robo was the worst game he’s ever played…..
Now Scott’s worst game is Robo to Chibi: Ziptribution “The Lash%”
God I'm so pumped to hang out with Foo Fighters in Stone Ocean
With new funky mode
Has a DLC too: Ultra Smash Festival
I’m looking forward to seeing the Gex scenes
That hurt to read, thanks
The Blonde Girl cutscene where she runs off after stating that "This is my favorite song" is the closest thing to true Lynchian cinema that I've seen in a video game.
Ah yes, meticulous sound design
as a woman, i would react the exact same way if i was surrounded by scary, violent men
A Woman in Trouble
@@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 me too
9:13 "who knew the kick was mightier than the sword" made me laugh because of the expression on Scott's face.
It’s like he knew how fun it’d be
I feel like he was trying so hard not to laugh😂
@@jmredguppy2799 yeah
I love the reactions of his friends too. Wait one was holding a gun and he said mightier than the sword. He ran for no reason
@@Fan-imator what is a bullet if not a very long range sword that cannot cut?
We should start a club for people who actually beat this game. :D
*wind sfx*
Can I join?
population 0
I still have the nightmares.
wow
Did Scott actually censor the "fuck"s in the game's subtitles?
Outstanding.
It's already censored in the actual game
Edit: No, it isen't. He just censored it.
I think you mean frick
More effort in the video editing than the game developers placed in the entire game.
it’s at 10:20
12:43
22:32 Nibbles's face resets since they never developed that failure for the QTE which only makes the scene much better
So, here's the thing. Jake (Nibbles) is suposted to be the hero, but he killed a ton of innocent people...
25:42 I have never heard scott scream like that and i lose my mind every time
I feel like no one is talking about how clever that, “Do you think he said ‘F**k y’all’ or ‘F**k all?’” bit is. Scott is always subverting his own tropes I love it
I loved that bit.
well, he already made a “ ‘ Hey, all ‘ or ‘ Hey, y’all ‘ “ joke
I just heard it, and it fucking killed me, this dude is a comedic genius
IGNORE THE TROLL.
REPORT AND MOVE ON.
@@Somonyo bot troll
“Likes murder, loves small business” may be the must accurate and succinct summation of this game’s protagonist.
That should be a quote on a shirt lol.
That sounds like something you'd see on a Borderlands character intro card.
the one & only Nibbles
*Making California Great Again*
Jake Conway.
Likes murder, loves small business.
26:35 funniest cutscene I’ve seen in YEARS holy shit
*EXPLOTION*
Has the same energy as that one spiderman 3 qte fail
9:13 Jeb and Rex holding Scott at gunpoint? Yeah, just another Gex Night.
I goddamn never thought I would see *this* game on *this* show. Beautiful.
Helo
Does literally everyone watch Scott?
The voice actor guy
Holy shit its voice actor man
Oh no hes come to take my grandmas tv
I felt second hand frustration just watching this video.
eggs
I’m the second reply
Give me likes
-literally everyone
I'm verified and I have to comment something!
@@conorneligan7694 shut up, kid
@@conorneligan7694 I’m not verified and I need to get likes in the UA-cam comment section SOMEHOW so I’ll just point out that this dude is verified. Easy likes!
Idk why I lose my shit every time at 15:11
"Cole takes a bite out of the air"
"Arn!"
I love how Scott’s Ohioan accent comes out more the angrier he gets
He has an accent?
@@aperson5215 It’s usually hard to notice, but it’s there.
He’s also polish
@@aperson5215 It’s that white Midwestern tone, slight but there
I’m an Ohioan I have an accent?!
Scott is so genuinely mad and I love it
I would be too
Also check out the microconsoles episode. Great ending that has him genuinely mad
12:43 best Scott the Woz Easter Egg ever
Next thing you know, bam! AVGN also reviews this game
I've never seen him so angry.
Wow this game is pure distilled edge.
Fun fact: The actor for Trevor from GTA V did the motion capture for this game. Yes, apparently it has motion capture. I'm sure it's a career highlight for him.
Why'd you think steven was hired for gta v
If any gta character this game is the most Trevor Phillips, chaos all the way through except Trevor is cool
The motion capture is pretty obvious. It's not good.
That’s probably why he hates bikers so much
Steven Ogg deserved better
26:36 was a great video game moment
15:06 caught me off guard, that was hilarious
The Sonic Adventure bit before it was hilarious, too!
Has Scott ever sounded this pissed off before, cause I feel like this is new territory.
*Chibi Robo Zip Slash*
It's more than justified
The end of tne microconsoles episode
A part of the digital only physical game video
Chili robo zl
I can’t wait for Scott to release “Ride to Hell: Retribution | A Critical Third Look - Scott The Woz” in four years
@Logan Roof My mans on the wrong side of the internet
@Logan Roof bruh if u get cancer too that’s gonna be funny af
The funny thing is that this technically is the third look. He mentioned it in the development hell episode and the worst games of all time episode:)
@Logan Roof News you sir see a horrible person v
What happened here?
I literally can't help but laugh at "what is that the metacritic score" and "I'M A BADASS" just because of the way they're said. Absolutely incredible.
We’re in the bad timeline where this game came out terribly. So somewhere in the infinite madness of the multiverse, there’s a timeline where Ride to Hell came out and revolutionized the open world motorcycle gang genre and became the new Skyrim.
I mean, if there wasn't any complications about the original release, I'm sure it would've been a decent enough game.
It's a platinum game. 1% basically looking more like a badge of honor. 1% of games are beautiful and high effort like Ride to Hell. Multiple sequels are produced. Even in late 2023 the third Ride to Hell, Ride to Hell: Reverence is released with the greatest open world MP to date. These games through the 2010s sparked a whole new genre of open world inspired to the point that any game with similarities at all are lambasted as Ride to Hell killers or Ride to Hell clones.
"Critics are raving"
"15 hours of gameplay"
"7.8/10 a little something for everyone"
-IGN
@@lol-ih1tl I don’t know but it is starting to get very annoying
@@Megas_lightzx dunkey fans are a disease
@@capsaicin5332 Agreed
@@enotsnavdier6867 What happened?
This is the most confusing comment section
This looks like one of those fake thumbnails that the ScottTheWoz reddit would’ve constructed. I guess it goes to show how easily recognisable a standard Scott video is.
Literally a blue border and his magnificent face
I actually saw it on Reddit before I opened youtube, so I thought it was a prank.
15:01 is so fucking funny to me. Like right after complaining about sex he goes to "SONIC ADVENTURE"
7:39, 16:48, 22:55 and 24:39 were probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a Scott The Woz video. Good stuff, man.
12:50 was good too because the game is so dogshit
30:10 was amazing because of the raw emotion it conveys
The Toledo parts were also hilarious
Didn’t you destroy the national bank back in 1833?
20:03 15:05 15:06 and 25:47 are all great as well
It's funny how the two worst reviewed games on Metacritic are so different.
"Ride to Hell: Retribution", and "Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade"
Duality of man
I thought the game was 3rd because of big rigs.
@@mrhelitosis7564 Doesn’t that game have less than 7 reviews on Metacritic? They have two different lists, one for games with more than 7 reviews, and one for games with less than 7 reviews.
@@MysteryMii because Big Rigs was so bad that no one even wanted to review it
They should have a crossover
I love that Scott has so many issues with this game that the absurd 'turn off one property's electric fence by ramming a stolen fuel truck, blowing up a power plant and destroying the regional power grid' plot isn't even mentioned because everything else going on has shorted his poor brain out.
Wait...WHAT?! How would that even work?!
@@TheEmbessyNetwork It doesn't. That's the point.
That honestly shocked me, since me and my friend were so fixated one that one moment for the rest of the game
@@Pizza7478 I know, I was being sarcastic. It doesn't come off well in text lol.
All of this just to deal with the electric fence.
It would been easier just to drive through the fence or blow up a wall to get in.
ththrough the first few minutes all I could think was "1%? Is that the metacritic score?" then Scott clowned me at 4:17 without even hearing me say it
He can read your mind
This is the only Ride to Hell video where someone accurately emphasizes just how *_BAD_* the shooting mechanics are. The whole game could be called so-bad-its-good right up until they give you a gun, then it just becomes indefensibly bad.
Angry Joe did a pretty good job of showing how bad they were.
“Toledo Ohio, everyone’s your dad here” has to be one of my favorite Scott quotes of all time
Based TYS pfp
That's right son
Based HenryMan73
@@tree363 ratio
12:43 I love when Scott subtly references his fan base
And I LOVE it.
The joke only works if there's a word that ends in, like a Y, for example.
.... Okay, but is he saying Hey y'all, or Hey all? WE STILL DON'T KNOW.
@@gregdeandrea1450 I mean merch, madden 08 Christmas, Scott’s UA-cam and Twitter bios all say it’s hey all
"Is that a slur?" I literally have to have an inhaler on standby to watch Scotts videos 😂😂😂
“Toledo Ohio, don’t get murdered here.” If that isn’t the most accurate description of Toledo, I don’t know what is😂
Toledo Ohio... it exists
Everyone who has beaten this game should get a lifetime supply of apologies from Deep Silver.
Oh, and a sticker.
Stickers are cool.
A sticker that says "I make bad choices in life"?
Oh shit, a sticker?! Now I need to beat this game!
*25 hours later because I suck at this game*
Heyyy, where's my damn sticker?!
And 100k
The “1%” being a reference to an old saying that “99% of motorbike riders are law abiding citizens” always gets me
Yeah, seems too obscure to put on a cover. Nice catch
To quote a certain angry man, I thought the 1% was a reference to how much this game's overall worth is.
1% is actually a real thing outlaw motorcycle clubs wear.
i always though that was how much effort they put into the game
1% Is the number of people that don't get killed or fucked in the game.
RIP to yet another handful of Scott’s brain cells. Spontaneously exploded after having to try to make sense of this game.
5:18 Even after years, Scott is still giving the Gravity Rush community support. Including GR2 in a stack of unfinished games is charity enough for a tax write-off
Jake clearly has a soft spot for the shaggy bandana man character model, since he's the only one who consistently gets to live. Sad there's no sex scene with him though tbh
Don't you mean Nibbles?
Ill make it happen
There’s gotta be mods for that, right? Hmm actually maybe not for a game people dislike this much.
This REALLY takes me back. Scott looked at this a LONG time ago and I’m glad he went back to it.
In top ten worst rated games? Or did he make his own video on it?
@@one-up7498 Worst rated games, which was a 2017 video iirc
Dude it was like 2 years ago
@@saulgoodman8501 it’s actually 4 years.
@@saulgoodman8501 It was four years ago, back when he still lived at his childhood house
"I'm a badass" x3 is the funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.
Also I love that this game made you so mad your Midwest accent came out.
Each time I rewatch this episode, it gets better- It's slowly becoming one of my absolute favorites
22:33 I love how Jake's face abruptly changes during this QTE, like he's suddenly thinking "Wait what am I doing here"
"what am I fighting for???!!!!"
He became aware he was in a shitty game.
Why are we still here... just to suffer...
"Wait, what if killing everyone isnt the best way to do things? ..........naaah."
Jake dosen't want to be in this terrible game
Seeing this game again reminded me of Total Biscuit’s coverage of it. May he Rest In Peace man. Taken from us too soon.
Holy shit Carthu watches Scott ?
Can't wait for the comments complaining about the checkmark
@@unholydeizenunholy8386 neither can i
@Logan Roof ah shit, here we go again
I miss him
28:38 this’ll be a great out of context clip
1:01 must be my most favorite Scott The Woz quote of all time
You mean 1:00
"God This Ass Is Horrible"
@@chanzeleondreideleon2152 exactly
1:00
Had a dream scott uploaded a video, this isn't close at all to what I expected
Hey it's that one guy that comments all the time
Hello guy I found on a BFDI video
Yea
Also Scott the woz hasn’t covered 3D Mario games
@@rainbowspongebob Rainbow spogob
26:36 I love how it looked like you were doing as the game intended and then just exploded
I want to watch an action movie where something like that happens, and then the credits roll.
@@ElijahRulz The other guys does something like that, but it's in the first 10 minutes of the movie
“We’re nine hours in”
Hey scott Ride To Hell coming in 1969 totally made sense because orginally it was gonna be released for the Magnavox Odyssey prototype
18:02 Kinda bothers me how nobody is talking about this scene. It's absolutely hilarious
Scott holding a bee hive should officially be any Scott fan’s wallpaper.
I agree!
@@matty6866 the video uploaded only so long ago, and you’ve already got the pfp. good man
@Logan Roof stop joking. That’s not something to joke about dude.
@@lbspartyhouse8265 did something happen to techno or is the reply just bait?
@Lukk Randaddy technoblade recently announced he has (non-lethal) cancer and haters are being haters.
12:43 GOD I laughed way more than I should have for this one
"Did he said f**k y'all or f**k all?"
I loved that reference man lol
Best Scott the Woz Eastet Egg ever lol
@weegeepie this is your first time you commented on a Scott the Wiz episode
@@gjproductions2247 this is your first time commenting on a Scott the Woz video
15:08 "WAIT THIS ISN'T REAL!!?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
26:37 That’s magnificent! Could I watch endless replays of someone failing that jump?
I remember hunting down a PC version of this game and the DLC and 100% the game. Aiming wasn't a problem there but it did have this unique bug in the DLC where kicking a door near the end of the story messes up your characters rotation so Jake's model flips upside down and glides around on his head.
I've always wanted to at least complete the story in Ride To Hell.
That sounds like an improvement! Honestly, I've always wondered about behind the scenes of the blatantly messy production of this game. It was clearly released with half-finished content and some lazy stuff to barely patch the gaps so that they got *something* out - perhaps to cover their wasted budget but that's speculation.
I would like to see a video of that, please.
No I think bikers just do that
This is the most AVGN-like video Scott has ever made, even more than Zip-Lash.
I have the same exact thought
11:58 ah yes, old games which have “teammates” who “help” by disappearing once gameplay starts until another cutscene , where they act like they just helped so much
Inside Gaming (Funhaus), Super Best Friends, Angry Joe, and now Scott have made my favorite takedowns of this game. I’m still sorry for everyone who worked on this game under their higher ups.
I love how genuinely mad at this game Scott is to the point that even in the jokes and cutaways he sounds totally fed up.
You know, I disagree with the reputation this game's gotten; in fact, I think it should be seen as a guide for other game developers.
From now on, all games should have at least 2 sex scenes by the time it's taught you all the controls.
_Take notes, Miyamoto._
Mario better frick a Koopa Troopa in the next mario game
“A delayed game will be eventually good, but a delayed game with hot steamy sex is even better.”
@@Starrlytts NO
@@nman551 lol
Lmao Miyamoto, everytime you beat a level in mario, you got to fuck toad at the end.
"You don't go into it hating it, that'll just spoil your feelings in the end"
Every thing this guy says can be a mantra. Or a meme template, they're both the same.
23:25 - AND THEN THEY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGED
As a biker enthusiast, it's nice to see a motorcycle game that truely reflects a bikers love for dry humping
It needs a ten hour DLC about bike care.
@@raxadian ride to hell: preventative maintenance
Biker enthusiast, as opposed to an actual biker?
30:10 Anyone else think Scott was channeling Jerry Atricks there?
I cannot believe I live in the same state as THE Scott “the Woz” Wozniak. Awesome.
19:57 goddamn it scott, WHY THIS MUSIC
"1%. Neoahisdatthemedacridicscowre?"
Scott I fucking love you
Some conspiracy theorists say that the "1%" is how complete the game is
"Toledo Ohio, don't get killed here!" is genuinely an accurate statement and it made me laugh so hard 😭
Yeah I typed in Toledo in to Google the second suggestion was "Toledo Ohio shooting" so dare I say it's probably true
@@themacintoshnerd Sounds about right, that's Toledo for ya
"Ohio is just a rural bar"
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 so desperate for clout you spam that someone with cancer deserves to rot on a completely unrelated video.
@@KoopaKid660 tbh, bots on Scott was the last thing i expected
7:22 is my favorite bit in this
Never before has Scott radiated AVGN or JonTron vibes this hard
Hopefully he won't go full jontron and start doing inane rants about immigrants and black people
@@DimT670 Wait what?
@@AriaKyuKyu Ignore him. It's just typical internet he-said-she-said drama bait.
@@DimT670 Le gene pool has arrived
I was just rewatching the Worst Games of All Time episode, never expected this game to get a full look.
also omg he went for that "y'all" jab at 12:43, that was glorious
a real Zinger there!
"I'm a badass! I'm a badass! I'm a badass!" - My personal highlight :D
this game is the type of fake video game you'd see in a movie
15:14 Why is Colt's model so much better than everything else? Everything looks like a LOD model, but then Colt shows up looking... Normal.
After releasing this game, the developers sent in their Ride to Hell:Resignation.
Scott's inner AVGN is showing while still having his own charm and I love it
2:29 I love that little *e* scott does it made me laugh
As a kid who never played Ride to Hell: Retribution or Red Dead: Redemption, I always got the two mixed up. Now, as a young adult, I realise that one was a perfect video game that will be remembered for generations and the other was Red Dead: Redemption
Lol
this video is a rollercoaster ride
You mean motorcycle?
Omg I love your contant
@@XxeastplayzxX *content
Hi vailskibum94
Like most scott vid 👍
this was probably the funniest episode of Scott the Woz ever, not even kidding.
This is the angriest one too. This video has the most amount of Loud Scott I've seen in a video.
his video on “Anime Games” is my favorite, it’s such a quick and snappy episode
With out a doubt. I was in stitches. My new favorite episode for sure
28:58 at least they told em where to go
As a 007 mega-fan, if I knew this game existed, I could tell you there was disaster written all over this when they were part of *007 Racing.*
If you want a good James bond racing game, just play a Forza game where you can drive an Aston Martin DB5, DB9, DB10 or DBs.
(Seriously though, due to how many classic cars are in the bond franchise, it sucks that the only 007 themed racing game fucking sucks).
I like how Scott goes slowly insane throughout the video it gives this episode its own unique feel. Last night I didn't take my meds and I was tired so I thought it was all a dream.
o h
Your assistant did a great job at bringing out your emotion in front of the camera, Scott! I’m excited to see what else you two do together.
He has an assistant?
@@nitinanku oof
I can't tell if your joking but I can't find anything about him having an assistant. Dont whooosh me lol
@@literallymalware watch the video again it's literally a joke at the beginning
@@Prawnsacrifice ohhh your so right lmao, sorry. with such a long video with back-to-back jokes, it's hard to remember the very first one lol. Sorry about that.
Dammit Scott, you broke me with
"He's being treated like a little kid by Big Boy Nibbles!"
0:42 16:04 25:09 It’s rare you hear such a good Scott The Woz voice crack.
I sometimes worry about Scott. I mean it seems like he enjoys pain. Playing “Ride to Hell, Retribution”, eating corn dogs at sonic, owning devils third, and sleeping in the same house his copies of wii play are stored.
Sonic's corn dogs are good
@@KRUSH-R can't wait to come back to this comment with everyone yelling at each other because of this comment
he even ate at burger king
... Wii play is a good game, you should be more worried about... Well this being in his house
I love how every 5 minutes you can slowly hear/see Scott’s sanity start to deplete
You calling Jake 'Nibbles' is my favorite youtube thing ever
List of known Ride To Hell: Retribution completionists:
-Scott the Woz
-Rerez
-ProJared
-Super Best Friends Play
-Angry Joe
-The Completionist
-Zero Punctuation
May God bless their souls.
I imagine the AVGN will join the list in a few years.
@@E1craZ4lifehe should have done it this year due to it being ten years since RTHR's release.
@@turboshazed7370 He reviewed Drake of the 99 Dragons 15 years after it was released.