WHAT DO YOU FEAR?!
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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Jared's reaction to Austin's butthole bugs story had me crying with laughter
@Skump DavisGeez it's almost like humour is.... subjective. Get the fuck outa here
we need a gif of austin getting triggered
dining with dickey the pizza ep... the ending is all you will ever need
MassenmordFJ you just add gg in the link and it takes to the site that makes gifs out of parts of yt videos. I think you add gg after youtube in the link
MassenmordFJ or before
Austin is hillarious...he always make up some seriously funny shit ...i wish i was that funny...Sorry Jared 😂
I 101% agree
"I'M BEING INFILTRATED!" the absolute best way to phrase it! >.
I have a...
Fear Of The Dark
*mediocre guitar solo plays*
BLACKMETALWILL you win.
THE WRATHCHILD I have too, bought it couple months ago!
I have a constant fear that somethings always near.
Iron maiden fear of the dark.
“SOMETHING IS TRYING TO ENTER ME”
"And gauge how much ass pressure you have."
DEAD laughing
18:14 Austin should become a stand-up comedian. That timing and vocabulary is fucking hysterical.
This channel is literally just Jared laughing his ass off to Austin's jokes xD fucking best. channel. ever. xD
"I'm being infiltrated"
The last three minutes had me crying lol
15:11 SpongeGar makes yet another appearance.
I was expecting him to say it
Catcher in the rye?
Cameron Myers Indeed.
Lucas T it's a great book just read it for English class.
I'm not used to hearing Ryan Bruce instead of Fluff
austin calling jared the funny guy is like when I tell my bass player he's playing well
haHAA funny
I'm surprised that there's no triggered bassist in the comments.
Like a "good job, buddy!"
type thing
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Hurts the heart. Bro
8:49 Obviously talking about his fear of snakes. Getting his Metal Gear stolen.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear
which Metal Gear is the real question? Sahelanthropus just chilling in his house.
xXcoreuploaderXx Doesn't specify. We have to use our imaginations.
This is the funniest thing i've watched in a long time.
You guys make twenty minutes go by so fast
i fear the reaper
Aw, don't do that. Here, take my hand.
Don't fear the reaper BOC
Dont fear the reaper... B.O.C starts playing
Don’t, we’ll be able to fly
Don’t
'You underprivileged scum lord' 😂
3:50 where did i park? oh shit.
15:25 Oh my goodness. I hope they have a fanbase that does Dickey Dines animated like Game Grumps animated. There would be sooooo many good ones.
Zane Phillips this needs to happen
HAHAHAHAHA!!! "Oop, it's poop time!"
If you're in a maze with clowns, then you're not all alone. So it's fine.
Jared laughing is so adorable awwe
Austin's triggered noise/face cracks me the fuck up every time hahaha
That was a good 20 minutes of me laughing with no sound coming out
Call Me Sir No it was 19 mintues and 50
Gotta love it when Austin goes memetologist. #SaveTheMemes #StopMemePiracy
i had the same irrational fear about ants near the butt all throughout elementary school xD
I was scared of parasites going UP MY ANUS!
Couldn't Sleep for ages
I literally almost choked to death from watching this video. Laughed that hard.
*Spider crawls up my ass*
"ALERT! ALERT! INFILTRATION DETECTED! PREPARE TO FLUSH TUBES!"
*shits myself*
12:55 I now love Tony existentially more
Thanks for standing out to our proudly made custom knives austin..cheers from a fan from the Philippines 👍
Im talking to a girl from the phillipines. From what ive experienced your people are very intelligent and disciplined, with strong family values. i love your culture.
+Prodigy 1098 thanks brother. Much love,
from PH. 👌
off topic but I had a dream that I was in highschool with Austin and Jared and we were on a field trip and Jared killed Austin and when we got to my house, I asked him if he felt bad about killing his best friend and he goes "can I tell you something? it isn't the first time I killed someone" and then he told me the detailed descriptions of every time he murdered someone
washed up emo Wow
holy shit lmao
Watching old DickeyDines videos after watching newer ones really makes me happy. You can really see how Austin is so much happier and healthier now.
And how Jared is the friend to be worried about now.
My fear is being in the shower and closing my eyes to rinse my hair and opening them to see spider crawling up the drain and through the shower head and they're all over my body
Also you don't actually eat spiders in your sleep... I think
Aiden Pettine
mines like the same thing but instead of spiders it’s serial killers
@@thegerberbabyslesbianmom hundreds of tiny Michael Myers crawling on you in the shower
This channel is the only channel that needs to be on youtube
how come nobody's biggest fear is having children?
as much as I hate children I think a bigger fear would be not being able to have kids.
I'm more worried about piranhas
Having a threesome with perfectly straight girls and instead of fucking you they start fucking each other while you stand there like a horny fuck up
+Achintya Chowdhury Still better than porn.
It's definitely mine
UA-cam videos don't usually make me laugh and if they do it usually a grunt laugh noise or whatever, but this made me laugh so hard it hurts to laugh anymore, Comedy gold in my eyes.
Jesus Christ I just found Jared has also this channel and I am literally crying of laughter at every video :D
I have a rare and very weird phobia... It is Lepidopterophobia, or fear of moths and butterflies... I just find them creepy
cheddarman 95 well some butterflies like to drink the fluids from rotting meat
cheddarman 95 my sister has that
Same, more so with moths than butterflies for me.
cheddarman 95 fuck moths I despise them. Butterflies are k tho
Fucking moths for sure. Fuck those things.
15:21 that was Austin best joke in the video and jared did not even laugh lmfao
Austin, they're called compression shorts
You know what I fear?
The Reaper.
You know what else?
The Dark.
6:45... Compression shorts Austin 😂
16:17 was the best. Like omg I was laughing do loud the clenching was gold haha
Jared is the funny guy because his laughter is contagious
On the shitter while a fire alarm goes off
I love ur vids guys! Everyday when I feel down or just out of it I come to this channel and crack up at Austin making Jared laugh. This channel is awesome and yall definitely deserve more subscribers
I'm the only one awake in my house right now and I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud 😂
3:55 where'd i park my car? OH SHIT I THINK I ATE IT
Woah, Austin has lost a lot of weight, and him already being a tall dude, he looks great now. Props.
Austin kills me With laughter every time 😂
Dat boi reference. The meme will never die
Quick way to remove tree sap. Spray cooking oil on the area and basically use it like soap. The oil will bond with the sap at the same time it loosens the sap from your skin. Then use Dawn dish soap on top of that, lather, rinse and dry. The dawn dish soap is a degreaser and will remove the cooking oil from your skin. Poof, the sap will be gone. This method works for a bunch of sticky things including bubblegum in hair. Your Welcome.
I love how triggered Austin gets over meme theft. 😂
5:30 "I can eat you better than you can eat me" JAREDS FACE
I was dying laughing the whole fucking video, Austin is a joker while Jared's laugh is soooooo funny
"Something is trying to enter me! I'm being infiltrated!" I lost it...
You guys are great! Watching your show always makes my day, but for the love of Christ, hang some curtains or something to kill the echo in that room.
My greatest fear is being sneezed on by a horse. It has happened.
I went to the lake last year, and I slipped on a rock and it sliced my Achilles tendon open and then I couldn't get stitches because of the fact that it's in an area that moves a bunch. The end result was me walking around in a boot that prevented any movement around my foot, for about 2 weeks during school.
Superglue
When Jared said "eiiiiiiiither way" I thought he was being the church lady from SNL lol.
Jared's cackle is contagious
I laughed so much at the end. y'all are awesome! Austin is so funny.
Awesome video guys. all of your videos make me laugh. keep up the good work guys :D
This was so damn funny! Probably the best channel on UA-cam
austin sounds like the perfect troll lmao the mannequin heads
You guys always make me laugh really hard. I get a good work-out watching your content. Thanks for making my day better!
BIGGEST FEARS: 1. Alien abduction while I'm sleeping in my bed, and 2. Velociraptors.
This is the best video yet lol. I love you guys so much xD
15:20 - 15:29 "Alright TRump" hahahahaha... This vid is fucking hilarious!!!
"THIS IS A NO TOUCHING HORROR PARK."
Cockroaches. Though I'm a metalhead, cockroaches are my weakness. Absolute ultimate fear of mine.
I have a fear of rubbing my eyes and accidentally slipping a finger into my eye socket
you guys make me lose my shit laughing... plz don't stop!!
7:15 That was in a movie.
TheBlackKnight1o1 house of wax
Pet Cemetery I'm sure is what started the sliced Achilles thing... Gage slices the old man's Achilles mid stride... It's nasty since it was back in the 80s when cosmetics were used and not CGI. shit looked too real Buuhhh
6 years…. Damn, what a classic!
Contrary to the myth. Spiders do NOT crawl into people's mouth while they sleep. The worst u may experience ever is u crawling into bed with a spider that was already there trying to stay warm. Spiders are finicky creatures, most if not all would rather run from a fight unless they plan on eating whatever they fight. That being said, very few species actually even wander around except to find a place either to sleep or set up shop for hunting. Almost all of their senses rely on vibrations. If it's a huge deep vibration the spider wants to avoid it at any cost. It can't eat it, waste of limited poison that has to be replaced. The only good outcome it has is if it escapes with it's life. Spiders have perfected their senses over millions of years. They don't bother sleeping giants unless the giant lays on top of them because they know it will most likely mean they die
Whenever Austin speaks he says the worlds most amazing and funniest shit i have ever heard! I wish i had is personality xD
I'll be on a Dickeydines video.. one day, lol.
The mystical figure standing in the corner of your room or creep looking through the crack in the door is legit. Who havn't that fear? Btw it's scary how similar me and Austin are at coming up with the craziest shit on the spot endlessly. That what comes with having broad sense of humor, been there done that and seen it all.
You know what is scary....drinking coffee and watching your videos
dicky has customgrow420's face
Good thing for Dicky I don't see the resemblance at all.
What up UA-cam UA-camEEEE!!!!!!
+OHMsweetOHM well without a moustache he really looks like him.
+Mick Shadows Nobody puts Dicky in the corner. Nobody!
+OHMsweetOHM I just mean that they have quite some similarities >.>
6:53 smoker's throat
16:16 till the end got me sooo good.
The North Koreans wining the meme war
Omg I lost my shit at 18:08 😂😂😂 I fucking love Austin
I once woke up to a centipede crawling into my mouth.
A fear of malfunction, especially on bridges or in sky scrapers and elevators. Heights don’t get me, but the idea of the entire rig losing a bolt and it crumbling into oblivion scares the shit out of me
when my fridge is empty, that's the scariest shit
holy shit i'm not the only one with the Achilles tendon fear on the stairs lol
My biggest fear is dismembering a close a friend outside of my dreams
years later this video is still fucking hilarious
I'm crying cuz I was laughing so hard and it's midnight so my family probably thinks I'm crazy
Here are all of my fears:
Acrophobia- the fear of heights
Autophobia- the fear of being alone
Trypanophobia- the fear of needles
Claustrophobia- the fear of enclosed space(but for me in the dark)
Love Austin’s Lorna Shore shirt in this vid
I'm afraid that dining with Dickey wont come back.
I love these two🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
holy shit. i almost passed out laughing
What is possible is that itch being caused by intestinal worms. Even more scary.
We all float down here George
My worst fear is having my piercings brutally ripped out and it never healing correctly