Jungle Inferno: Engineer On Fire

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2017
  • The Jungle Inferno Update! It's the most highly anticipated patch in recent history, and it's brought us a new Pyro Pack, new maps, new Contracts and a completely overhauled lobby UI. But did Engineer survive the forest fire?
    My discord, socials, TF2 servers, merch, information about my in-game settings, and video credits (such as the music used in my videos) can be found on my website at uncledane.com
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  • @kimgkomg
    @kimgkomg 3 роки тому +5663

    You ever think about the fact that if heavy won we'd be stuck with the old pyro until the end of time

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 3 роки тому +264

      Exactly what I was thinking

    • @mosio.2504
      @mosio.2504 3 роки тому +333

      My dream,nerfed pyro and pootis 3000

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 3 роки тому +175

      @@mosio.2504 unpredictable pyro******

    • @SkillZgetKillZ
      @SkillZgetKillZ 3 роки тому +273

      That is not true...
      They infact mentioned in the article that regardless of who won the Pyro bugs would be addressed...

    • @iverjosjq8540
      @iverjosjq8540 3 роки тому +692

      @@SkillZgetKillZ They also said that eventually the Heavy would get an update yet here we are.

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic Рік тому +493

    Watching this in 2023, the fact that the Rescue Ranger used to be able to heal buildings for free is insane.

    • @wr3nche5
      @wr3nche5 11 місяців тому +19

      IKR
      i didn't know that before now and the concept of that is mind blowing to me

    • @starzozero
      @starzozero 9 місяців тому +8

      @@wr3nche5it didn’t heal ammo and sucked (and still sucks) as a proper weapon so it wasn’t completely overpowered.
      at least after they nerfed the wrangler shield anyway.

    • @LoderryPlaysPVP
      @LoderryPlaysPVP 9 місяців тому +1

      I fucking miss that...

    • @Boneheaded0
      @Boneheaded0 6 місяців тому

      @@starzozeroit’s pretty okay for spy checking because of the sound

  • @vincentdimaio376
    @vincentdimaio376 5 років тому +8092

    Pyro mains: yea we got an update
    Heavy mains: yes pyros but
    *we got a bannna*

    • @Soze-zw1uy
      @Soze-zw1uy 4 роки тому +118

      bannna

    • @dukenukem2258
      @dukenukem2258 4 роки тому +170

      Well....let's just admit that when heavy gets an update...pryos gonna get an item/weapon to balance the thing out

    • @michaelbesser5348
      @michaelbesser5348 4 роки тому +148

      @@goobols Not even just that. Pyro's new weapons are kind of bad compared to the banana. Running down the list, Dragon's Fury requires more effort to use for what is often pretty much no more reward than stock, and for a massive airblast penalty. The Gas Passer is kind of a joke at this point. It lets you ignite Pyros, which is cool I guess, but if you want to spread afterburn, the Scorch Shot does that with no cooldown. The Thermal Thruster has issues with how long it takes to switch back to your flamethrower. It's so bad that even Degreaser becomes hard to use with it. The Hot Hand is kind of a joke, but everyone knows that at this point. It's not exactly competing with Powerjack or the new Axtinguisher at this point.

    • @dumpsterchild131
      @dumpsterchild131 4 роки тому +33

      *_bannna_*

    • @mechaapple7552
      @mechaapple7552 4 роки тому +35

      *B A N N N A*

  • @StunnerzYT
    @StunnerzYT 4 роки тому +4268

    I keep rewatching this hoping that I will get a youtube notification called "The heavy update" while watching

    • @angeryitalianchef7251
      @angeryitalianchef7251 4 роки тому +8

      We will get the engineers update first didn’t you see there UA-cam page?

    • @angeryitalianchef7251
      @angeryitalianchef7251 4 роки тому +6

      No one
      Ik dat now and I’m big sad

    • @angeryitalianchef7251
      @angeryitalianchef7251 4 роки тому +13

      No one I corrected your statement too
      “One day they will make a new update that’s actually good and we will still play tf2 regardless of when this update comes out because it’s tf2 is tea”

    • @br.4839
      @br.4839 4 роки тому +1

      HL:Alyx come out so we have a chance

    • @senorbones1869
      @senorbones1869 4 роки тому +5

      @@br.4839 not a very good chance my friend

  • @nathantredwell8313
    @nathantredwell8313 5 років тому +1952

    The second banana is listed as 50% less healing and time, but it's actually 33% less healing and 66% less time

    • @farkrits
      @farkrits 4 роки тому +84

      If it was half health and half time we would just use the chocolate bar as it would be superior

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +116

      We would use buffalo steak sandvich as it is the clearly superior over every other heavy secondary. Then we just need the eviction notice and brass beast without ceasing to spin the minigun, and we're good to go with the most powerful loadout in tf2

    • @tong6644
      @tong6644 4 роки тому +26

      BenefitsBens no man clearly the panic attack is the best lunchbox item masterace

    • @grate9
      @grate9 2 роки тому +2

      @@tong6644 ah yes, Heavy can crunch through steel

    • @isaiahp.4609
      @isaiahp.4609 2 роки тому +1

      so what’s the 1%?

  • @TheRealXanderKellie
    @TheRealXanderKellie 2 роки тому +759

    Everyone back in 2017 was like “this update sucks ass, there’s too many problems. Although, they’ll most likely fix this, and what we got is cool. I wonder what will the heavy update be like. Let’s hope it’ll have a better launch than Jungle Inferno.”. We were all happy, and we didn’t know what was going to happen.

    • @Guy-mh4xq
      @Guy-mh4xq Рік тому +53

      Or rather, wasn't going to happen

    • @leferrett340
      @leferrett340 Рік тому +4

      Massive spy nerf 😭😭

    • @c0cknballt0rture10
      @c0cknballt0rture10 Рік тому +4

      The heavy update will be released at the end of time if were lucky

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 Рік тому +1

      You know, with how recently valve has been doing something about the bots, maybe they just... took a 5 year break? And we'll get the updates and stuff? please

    • @someweirdoguy6633
      @someweirdoguy6633 Рік тому +7

      No heavy update of course. Screw pyro mains.

  • @jubii1
    @jubii1 2 роки тому +311

    You can tell this was a long time ago by the way he talks to us about discord as if we were an alien species

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 Рік тому +60

      And his optimism about the gas passer the unanimous worst weapon in the game outside of MVM

  • @RF-Ataraxia
    @RF-Ataraxia 4 роки тому +234

    5:16 How he almost starts laughing at the heavy cracked me up.

  • @formerhunter2
    @formerhunter2 4 роки тому +534

    The hot hand might be bad, but my god, getting a kill with it is SO damn satisfying

    • @blah6379
      @blah6379 3 роки тому +26

      True. Think the weapon is way too overhated. Like come on! It's a meme slapper! Of course it's bad!

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 3 роки тому +6

      I mean, it can still 3 hit medics and 4 hit soldiers and all the others only take one more hit (Assuming they're all using stock) the hot hand does about 50 damage so really not too bad.

    • @Real_temmie_undertalo
      @Real_temmie_undertalo 2 роки тому +1

      @@CHILLIN2540 50damage? Damn

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 2 роки тому +2

      @@Real_temmie_undertalo 52 exactly if I remember correctly

    • @Real_temmie_undertalo
      @Real_temmie_undertalo 2 роки тому

      @@CHILLIN2540 That is like more than the axtinguisher's base damage

  • @speedawaaagon7492
    @speedawaaagon7492 4 роки тому +1214

    2017: jungle inferno engineer on fire
    2019: jungle inferno Amazon on fire

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 роки тому +4

      Yep.

    • @dauntlessnicholas1672
      @dauntlessnicholas1672 4 роки тому +17

      speeda waaagon anything will do at this point. I’m hella desperate for new weapons and contents with a major content

    • @lordomega9959
      @lordomega9959 4 роки тому +16

      Thought that was a porno for a second

    • @mmoknay9943
      @mmoknay9943 4 роки тому +1

      Lord Omega I’m not even gonna ask why

    • @lordomega9959
      @lordomega9959 4 роки тому

      winning jungle inferno, amazon of fire. I watch some weird shit.

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 3 роки тому +3082

    There are contracts where you must push and stop the cart
    Yet they didn't put an option to choose the team you wanna be in when looking for a match

    • @cyclops6506
      @cyclops6506 3 роки тому +47

      I was gonna ask what difference that makes but I forgot about Payload and Attack/Defend

    • @ITMenterprises
      @ITMenterprises 3 роки тому +75

      That's probably because it will make finding a match harder

    • @pastelxenon
      @pastelxenon 3 роки тому +49

      But that would require a rework of matchmaking to stop sending me to 2fort

    • @Wabbaaajack
      @Wabbaaajack 3 роки тому +31

      yeah but you switch from attack to defense and vice versa anyway

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 3 роки тому +84

      @@pastelxenon deselect 2fort
      I know, it's pretty difficult, but hear me out, you can do it in 5 clicks or less

  • @Aleyway
    @Aleyway 4 роки тому +437

    "I think it was-"
    "ShHhhhhhhhhh You are dead."
    "Okay."
    5:16

  • @SoundSmithTF2
    @SoundSmithTF2 6 років тому +5484

    It's also worth mentioning that the Gas Passer is amazing in MvM. The Explode on Ignite upgrade lets the pyro fill the role of the Medic killer, and because you recharge it with fire damage, you'll be throwing out these things ever 5 seconds. Damage wise, you can keep up with the soldier pretty easily.

    • @LiLScunt
      @LiLScunt 6 років тому +56

      SoundSmith ayy

    • @simonflee2009
      @simonflee2009 6 років тому +102

      are going to show this is mvm shenanigans

    • @afroman9355
      @afroman9355 6 років тому +60

      BUT SOUNDSMITH WHERE ARE MY MISC STEREOTYPES

    • @donuberry7654
      @donuberry7654 6 років тому +10

      SoundSmith true, it could make people want to play pyro for mvm more, but I don't care about mvm :p

    • @donuberry7654
      @donuberry7654 6 років тому +7

      SoundSmith but you would have to be pretty close especially with the new flames, but the soldier can still shoot from a decent range and do a lot of damage and he has more consistent damage, and it takes a while for the gas thing to charge up

  • @supersanscraftcommentediti5337
    @supersanscraftcommentediti5337 5 років тому +420

    “The hell, the Frontier Justice sounds like it’s shooting a box of Captain Crunch!”
    -Ankle Dan the Vry gud sentry man

  • @sal_the_man6068
    @sal_the_man6068 4 роки тому +1864

    3 Years Later
    Me: Uncle Dane you said the Pyros would be gone within the next month you had no idea how wrong you were

    • @Morshu_DarkSouls
      @Morshu_DarkSouls 4 роки тому +83

      It's honestly surprising that there are still so many pyros even after all this time.

    • @Jfrost9101
      @Jfrost9101 4 роки тому +186

      They actually managed to make pyro fun, and now people are playing it
      I think we all just got used to seeing so few pyros

    • @Morshu_DarkSouls
      @Morshu_DarkSouls 4 роки тому +31

      @@Jfrost9101 How is he more fun now though?
      All they changed was the way airblast worked and how the flame hitboxes functioned.
      He still plays the same way as before, but the flames are just a bit more consistent now.

    • @Jfrost9101
      @Jfrost9101 4 роки тому +147

      @@Morshu_DarkSouls Well, yeah. Pyro's now more consistent, has more options thanks to support, movement and precision alternatives, and isn't as likely to get you flamed for playing anymore. Playing Pyro feels a lot better now, so people who previously shunned the mumble monster gave him a second chance.

    • @hl_scientist1964
      @hl_scientist1964 4 роки тому +3

      4 years latter

  • @dystop_
    @dystop_ 4 роки тому +134

    Mercenary park in a nutshell: Attacking team waits for 10 minutes after capturing the second point to lose.

  • @THATguy-xi4yx
    @THATguy-xi4yx 5 років тому +3149

    This makes me curious of what they would've given the heavy if he won

    • @arnelbraga4745
      @arnelbraga4745 5 років тому +744

      Probably the heavy update that we anticipated and some new weapons and the banana, instead of the second banana, we will get *T H E F I R S T B A N A N A*

    • @THATguy-xi4yx
      @THATguy-xi4yx 5 років тому +386

      @@arnelbraga4745 the first banana is just a longer banana

    • @arnelbraga4745
      @arnelbraga4745 4 роки тому +154

      @@THATguy-xi4yx *Y E S*

    • @nickolascrousillat4265
      @nickolascrousillat4265 4 роки тому +90

      @@ITMenterprises it would be in SOVIET RUSSIA

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому +92

      A sandvich minigun

  • @Messier__
    @Messier__ 6 років тому +2694

    Dane main the Uncle engie

  • @hazeltree7738
    @hazeltree7738 4 роки тому +837

    How the Pyro got his groove back?
    Don't you mean...
    _The Empyro's New Groove?_

    • @bap5741
      @bap5741 4 роки тому +21

      Decent joke, It made me grin :)

    • @G_Macks
      @G_Macks 4 роки тому +5

      I would post a Seinfeld theme link but I’m on mobile

    • @samuelskinny
      @samuelskinny 3 роки тому +5

      Don't you mean
      How engie Requisitioned His Groove Back

    • @roscora614
      @roscora614 3 роки тому +10

      I hate you
      But it made me exhale through my nose so I'll like the comment

    • @mipcrazeold
      @mipcrazeold 3 роки тому +1

      I exhaled air take my like

  • @shekelsean
    @shekelsean 4 роки тому +189

    The gas passer is used for area denial
    But... but... but that's *my* job! ***screeches in texas***

    • @mr.hungryloser
      @mr.hungryloser 4 роки тому +16

      **Small and slurred "Oi" followed by drunken snoring.**

  • @jortand
    @jortand 6 років тому +117

    14:18 it was at this moment, that we knew, things are about to get real.

  • @benjaminkelley4443
    @benjaminkelley4443 6 років тому +283

    The Ruscue Ranger can save buildings, but can't save itself.

  • @FutureSlyty
    @FutureSlyty Рік тому +148

    Man this update is awesome! I wonder what they’re planning next!

    • @ForgottenSouls
      @ForgottenSouls Рік тому +19

      We are getting an UPDATE SIZED UPDATE! i mean wait no a holiday sized update!

    • @StanleyTF22
      @StanleyTF22 11 місяців тому +2

      Im sorry but i gotta tell you the bad news

    • @ignacya8048
      @ignacya8048 10 місяців тому +2

      Seal update

    • @SkinnyScoutsillies
      @SkinnyScoutsillies 10 місяців тому +3

      @@ignacya8048yeas

  • @buzzsburner.8286
    @buzzsburner.8286 3 роки тому +93

    Hard to believe it's been 3 years

    • @plbster
      @plbster 11 місяців тому +1

      5 and two thirds of a year now :(

  • @korstmahler
    @korstmahler 5 років тому +370

    "aiming skill"
    [Draws scorch shot]
    lol

    • @lightwqve8494
      @lightwqve8494 4 роки тому +6

      He was talking about the dragons fury tho

    • @bazooka712
      @bazooka712 4 роки тому +19

      @@lightwqve8494 no one uses that.

    • @lightwqve8494
      @lightwqve8494 4 роки тому +7

      he was literally talking about it mate

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 4 роки тому +2

      @@bazooka712 sadly people do use it, as shitty pyro mains dont realize how bad it is because "haha new weapon"
      pretty fun to go pyro and airblast their fire back at them tho

    • @crosby_underscore4987
      @crosby_underscore4987 4 роки тому +9

      *laughs in sticky spam*

  • @pyropuppy8519
    @pyropuppy8519 6 років тому +219

    I was playing casual and someone said..."How do I use the rescue ranger this weapon sucks"

    • @Takai05
      @Takai05 4 роки тому +38

      LAUGHS IN 0 METAL

    • @justanalias5642
      @justanalias5642 4 роки тому +33

      @@Takai05 man if only it was like csgo where you can team kill. I would have killed my med to get that 100 metal, med would have understood.

    • @felix4005
      @felix4005 4 роки тому +47

      @@justanalias5642 That's one sure way to get your IP tracked and then be kidnapped

    • @MrGermandeutsch
      @MrGermandeutsch 4 роки тому +3

      @@felix4005 what the fuck are you on about

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 4 роки тому +14

      MrGermandeutsch he said to *kill the medic*

  • @samdaman2939
    @samdaman2939 3 роки тому +26

    "I dont know why they nerfed afterburn"
    *Gets hit by one puff of fire*
    Half my health: Ight ima head out

  • @typical1813
    @typical1813 4 роки тому +45

    5:17 heavy is having a heart attack

    • @mynameisjosep
      @mynameisjosep 3 роки тому +3

      poor heavy the cause of the heart attack is losing the update

  • @keithkania3810
    @keithkania3810 5 років тому +55

    5:17 Heavy glitching in and out of this universe since he hasn’t had an update in years

  • @mattwilliams4902
    @mattwilliams4902 6 років тому +182

    Also the dragon’s fury and the gas blast taunt look gorgeous in pyrovision

  • @jacksongaming854
    @jacksongaming854 4 роки тому +36

    14:21 Engineer goes around with a jackhammer while running in the 90’s

    • @fucka1386
      @fucka1386 Рік тому

      Why does this comment make no sense

    • @zzyxxyzz5442
      @zzyxxyzz5442 Рік тому

      @@fucka1386 uhhhm, achtshtooallyie it's a reference what's happening at the point of the video which they've commented the timestamp on.

  • @lShadow426l
    @lShadow426l 4 роки тому +111

    Man remember when TF2 got updates
    Fun times

    • @mohammadwaled409
      @mohammadwaled409 3 роки тому +1

      No

    • @galileacarmona6254
      @galileacarmona6254 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe

    • @prussia5556
      @prussia5556 3 роки тому +1

      It’s still getting bug fixes and new hats it still getting updated it didn’t drop support

    • @lShadow426l
      @lShadow426l 3 роки тому +11

      @@prussia5556 Support and updates are two different things

    • @diegobrando1788
      @diegobrando1788 3 роки тому +1

      I can't comment so i'm commenting here: Why is 90% of the comments I read all about tf2? Yes I'm a fan of the game tf2 but this is a roblox.
      Might get put into r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • @ignemuton5500
    @ignemuton5500 6 років тому +604

    the banana is the chocolate on steroids.

    • @icata12345
      @icata12345 6 років тому +9

      i knew it's not only me thinking the banana is to good! :D

    • @Face08
      @Face08 6 років тому +5

      chocolate banana

    • @Vilverna
      @Vilverna 6 років тому +13

      you can't make me stop using my Dalokah

    • @dicktsui1818
      @dicktsui1818 6 років тому

      the banana heals more health per second if you count recharge and you don't need to worry about wasting it

    • @theheadacheking4869
      @theheadacheking4869 6 років тому +7

      no it isn't. the dalokohs bar may only heal 100 health, but it also buffs the heavy's max health to 350, indirectly resulting in health packs healing more. the banana heals 200 hp. that's it.

  • @hazard8395
    @hazard8395 6 років тому +222

    Funnily enough, this update made the engie super op for the first week because all spies received a massive hot-hand bitch-slap.

    • @imcintyre01
      @imcintyre01 6 років тому +6

      Liam Weis no, but pybros got a lot more engie dates since becoming.....HOTTER!!!!

    • @CommentBlewUp
      @CommentBlewUp 6 років тому

      And all short range classes

  • @blockster0
    @blockster0 11 місяців тому +9

    Little did he know he would need to wait 9 - 8 years for the next update

  • @SmallArsonist
    @SmallArsonist 4 роки тому +14

    I like to come back to this video to remember what it felt like to have a real update

  • @RandyButternips
    @RandyButternips 6 років тому +1183

    I rate the gaspasser a 5/5. Go into mvm with it. Youll know what i mean

    • @coopasoopa536
      @coopasoopa536 6 років тому +34

      Adam Garozzo yeah, only mvm

    • @imtheman84
      @imtheman84 6 років тому +79

      STOP ROBOT ABUSE!

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 6 років тому +36

      m V m S h E n A n A g I n S

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 6 років тому +54

      Gas Passer + Explode on ignite = doomed steel gauntlets

    • @recreationeer53
      @recreationeer53 5 років тому +5

      Trollfaced Mario + back burner = pyro g🅾️d

  • @quaver2565
    @quaver2565 5 років тому +226

    Y'know I tried to play spy during this update ...
    Now I know what pain is

    • @antonioazulamarillo7579
      @antonioazulamarillo7579 3 роки тому

      ;-;

    • @mosio.2504
      @mosio.2504 3 роки тому +1

      You can easily fuck them if they dont use M2 or S

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 3 роки тому

      Dam

    • @aidengray3998
      @aidengray3998 3 роки тому +5

      Every single "person" that plays spy deserves every bit of such pain.

    • @abmalreklaw5096
      @abmalreklaw5096 3 роки тому +1

      @Aiden Gray yes I can agree but it is really fucking hard to get good at spy. I don't really like it because he has an Insta kill ability and usually when you get stabbed by a spy you need to remember where he stabbed you, or you'll get stabbed again, and when you're dead you just wanna get back in the fucking action you don't wanna worry about fucking spy's so yeah that's it's annoying.

  • @ShockInazuma
    @ShockInazuma 2 роки тому +63

    Imagine in an alternate universe where Heavy got the update and Pyro was still a buggy class

  • @Caspeaon
    @Caspeaon 2 місяці тому +11

    Man watching this again after 6 years of zero updates is depressing

  • @Nathan-vk4iz
    @Nathan-vk4iz 6 років тому +827

    I like the donkey kong music

  • @taste5728
    @taste5728 6 років тому +109

    Uncle dane serious question!
    The Dueling Banjo Vs The Jumping Pack
    Who wins a place in your heart?

    • @BlueDavrial
      @BlueDavrial 6 років тому

      What's with this "initial D"/"initial E" meme going around in these comments?

    • @lemydudee
      @lemydudee 6 років тому +2

      Davrial aka Blue Mario I think that initial E is the call for medic.... Idk about initial D

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 років тому +4

      Lemy The Pengu Initial D because *EUROBEAT JACKHAMMER*

    • @tomithino456
      @tomithino456 6 років тому +1

      Dueling banjo FTW

    • @AHRevolvers
      @AHRevolvers 6 років тому +4

      Davrial aka Blue Mario Initial D is an anime with the song that was played at 14:31. Initial E is a joke that people press the E button too much for medic that is based off of Initial D's name.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 2 роки тому +17

    The hot hand would make *perfect sense* if it had a Disciplinary Action-style speed-boost, either to friendlies or just to the user.

  • @gameworldjt
    @gameworldjt 2 роки тому +7

    2017: Valve did everything i hoped they would
    2021: where valv

  • @megaagentj2248
    @megaagentj2248 5 років тому +329

    The thermal thruster is like the detonator but:
    You don’t need to lose health to jump
    You have no ranged damage
    They have an interesting dynamic

    • @kirbysucks5001
      @kirbysucks5001 4 роки тому +10

      and you go much farther as well

    • @shekelsean
      @shekelsean 4 роки тому +44

      It's like the detonator, but not like the detonator in the slightest

    • @joanaguayoplanell4912
      @joanaguayoplanell4912 4 роки тому +3

      @@kirbysucks5001 but your can't use it as frequently

    • @katatonikbliss
      @katatonikbliss 4 роки тому

      its like the detonator for assholes who cant det jump but still want a free mobility boost then?

    • @triangulum8869
      @triangulum8869 4 роки тому +3

      its also LOUD AS FUCK

  • @polarcaps8966
    @polarcaps8966 6 років тому +195

    Basically, Yeti Park is best played as all Pyro, Stalingrad-style. Throw yourself into the chokepoints and force your way onto the points with sheer numbers.
    In other words, its the final salute to w+m1 Pyros.

    • @EdgyPickle
      @EdgyPickle 6 років тому +8

      Beautiful.

    • @jimbojones5136
      @jimbojones5136 6 років тому +5

      *mercenary park

    • @QWERTY708100
      @QWERTY708100 6 років тому +1

      Doot da doot...

    • @jerrymcghoulberry355
      @jerrymcghoulberry355 6 років тому +2

      URAAAA

    • @what8305
      @what8305 6 років тому +1

      I like mercenary park for one reason. It's the secret undergound room near Blu spawn. I just build a teleporter there and then put my entrance once they cap the 1st point and then now my teammates can teleport behind the enemy spawn.

  • @zachlap3020
    @zachlap3020 3 роки тому +24

    When you realize that tf2´s most recent major update was 3 years ago

  • @YuriYoshiosan
    @YuriYoshiosan 4 роки тому +76

    The classes that can market gardening:
    Soldier
    Demo
    Pyro
    Medic.

  • @branpuff4218
    @branpuff4218 6 років тому +90

    0:16 glad I wasn’t the only one intensely bothered by that

    • @SonofTiamat
      @SonofTiamat 6 років тому +8

      I'm bothered by the fact the Vaccinator doesn't have a similar cool effect going on. I looks like the medic just put a sticker on his gizmo. It looks like a toy.

  • @nicholasmoore6778
    @nicholasmoore6778 6 років тому +265

    5:15, that poor Heavy XD

    • @g-man9208
      @g-man9208 6 років тому +16

      He is having "sex" with the wall xd

    • @ogonplayzgames7823
      @ogonplayzgames7823 5 років тому +6

      "KISS ME" XD

    • @mywill2liv311
      @mywill2liv311 4 роки тому

      I like how Dane slightly laughs

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 4 роки тому

      Hot hand is slightly better when you're air blasting someone into a corner, but then again any other melee would do more dmg doing that, so it's still the worst melee in serious play but I like when you go on a random crit spree and get 3 slap kills. Also it makes sense that it does significantly less dmg than the other pyro melees because instead of bludgeoning you with an axe, sledgehammer or post box, pyro is slapping you instead

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 2 роки тому +6

    10:50 "After the jungle inferno contract season is over"
    Oh my sweet summer child, how naïve you were.

  • @earondamon6976
    @earondamon6976 2 роки тому +4

    17:14
    "have you ever been wrong about something?"
    had to do it to em

  • @perk4565
    @perk4565 6 років тому +66

    As soon as scream fortress is out jungle inferno maps are empty

    • @Ferdoe
      @Ferdoe 6 років тому +26

      Well, you have less time for scream fortress contracts so. Makes sense.

    • @keel1237
      @keel1237 6 років тому +2

      The Tiger lol its out

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 років тому +4

      Yet even scream fortress maps aren’t as populated as the many Turbines or GoldRushes.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 6 років тому +4

      Relax, Scream Fortress is only for like 10 days. Afterwards people will go back to jungle maps. It's even a good thing, otherwise people might become tired of the Jungle contracts after the 1-2 week of nonstop jungle.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 6 років тому +799

    I really love this update. It brought back what made TF2 special in the first place. The balance changes like the Pocket Pistol, Bison, Rescue Ranger and the Flamethrowers itself, weapons like the Second Banana and the Dragon’s Fury, contracts that are easy to understand and are challenging to complete, taunts like the Jumping Jack and Yeti Punch, cosmetics like the Yeti Heavy set and Saxton Hat and war paints are all amazing! I won’t say it’s the best update in TF2, that goes to the Uber Update as it made the game go Free to Play which saved the game from dying out, I would say it’s probably one of the Top 10 or even Top 5 Best Updates in TF2!
    Taking about the Rescue Ranger, I think another reason the Rescue Ranger got nerfed was because it was the only weapon the Engineer would use on defence as it was another way of healing your buildings which can make taking out a Sentry a pain in the arse. But now because of the nerf, I’m seeing more Engineers equipping other weapons like the Shotgun and the recently changed Panic Attack which is a breath of fresh air to see rather than seeing Rescue Ranger Engineers 24/7.
    Also, 5:16 This is how the Heavy reacted when he lost the Heavy vs Pyro War.

    • @mickeymao9979
      @mickeymao9979 6 років тому +52

      Why do you have top comment in literally every TF2 video I see?

    • @kitneys1636
      @kitneys1636 6 років тому +9

      Hello once again StickMaster.

    • @bludgeon1081
      @bludgeon1081 6 років тому +2

      StickMaster500 Are you making multiple accounts and liking yourself?

    • @StickMaster500
      @StickMaster500 6 років тому +7

      FineCarpa No I don’t do that nor have I ever considered doing it, especially bots.

    • @supertonyjr8903
      @supertonyjr8903 6 років тому +1

      StickMaster500 pyro needs Nerf his new flame thrower has splash dmg wtf?? And his normal flame throwers have too much dmg and range so if u find a pyro in a corner u will die 9/10 times it needs a Nerf 100% in pros speed, range or DMG

  • @Your_Local_Gore_Enjoyer
    @Your_Local_Gore_Enjoyer Місяць тому +6

    it's been 7 years since jungle inferno

  • @stuff9680
    @stuff9680 2 роки тому +10

    The Heavy should have won because he really needed new weapons, the Pyro's big thing with the update was fixing a problem that the class had since launch so Valve could have easily fixed Pyros flame bug at any point since 2007

  • @ton3866
    @ton3866 6 років тому +112

    7:43 Uncle Dane is Big Smoke confirmed

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 6 років тому +9

      All we had to do was follow the damn train!

    • @kishenraghavan572
      @kishenraghavan572 6 років тому +1

      TonƎ I

  • @SauceFring
    @SauceFring 6 років тому +52

    Ankle Dan is very on fire man

  • @dystop_
    @dystop_ 4 роки тому +42

    For the extinguish with thermal thruster after getting 3 points in a whole match I just got a friend to cow mangler super shot himself in spawn so I can extinguish him 27 times.

  • @Zacharythelegend
    @Zacharythelegend 4 роки тому +8

    5:15 NEVER interrupt a Heavy when he is having wall-sex. HE WEEL KEEL YOU!

  • @ariabelove
    @ariabelove 6 років тому +58

    Now that the update is out, which map did you see the devs playing on your trip to valve?

  • @Foshling
    @Foshling 6 років тому +59

    Buh, they completely killed the panic attack..

    • @CardGameAcolyte
      @CardGameAcolyte 6 років тому

      Foshling how about now?

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 5 років тому

      Zachary Robbins it's not the same.

    • @258thHiGuy
      @258thHiGuy 5 років тому +4

      nobody cared about the panic attack and nobody still cares about the panic attack

    • @r3io4mf
      @r3io4mf 3 роки тому

      @@258thHiGuy ummmm...... about that

  • @joshuaheider674
    @joshuaheider674 4 роки тому +15

    Aw yes another “weapon” to make it so pyro can get a back burner

  • @unoriginalname2939
    @unoriginalname2939 6 років тому +35

    5:03 And at that moment, Jeremy knew, he fucked up.

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 5 років тому +82

    I renamed myself “Here, Have a Banana” solely because of the banana. I’m now part time Hoovy

    • @WarriorPNG
      @WarriorPNG 4 роки тому +4

      im full time hoovy if ya see me in 2fort crouch and ill give a banana

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 роки тому

      no homo

  • @midnightplayzyt9239
    @midnightplayzyt9239 2 роки тому +8

    And 4 years later... The game is choked with sniper and heavy bots. And the heavy hasn't been updated yet.

    • @specterknight0542
      @specterknight0542 2 роки тому

      dude now its better i didint see any sniperbot in a lot well since medium month ago

  • @battlescroll
    @battlescroll 3 роки тому +6

    dane with the panic attack then: this SUCKS
    dane with the panic attack now: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAW

  • @evieinfinite
    @evieinfinite 6 років тому +16

    14:40 CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
    CRUNCHITIZE ME CAPTAIN!

  • @Nepuutunes
    @Nepuutunes 6 років тому +198

    super fast engineer riding a jackhammer in very high speed

    • @otaviowada7300
      @otaviowada7300 6 років тому +13

      Hihg*
      Do you even maymay?

    • @luunhat2721
      @luunhat2721 6 років тому +5

      didn't expect a neptunia fan to be here, but everyone is welcome to TF2( except for little cod fanboy)

    • @al-batal
      @al-batal 6 років тому +1

      nani? KANSEI DORIFTO

    • @luunhat2721
      @luunhat2721 6 років тому +1

      Gazi English please I can't understand anything you're saying

    • @luunhat2721
      @luunhat2721 6 років тому +1

      Nepuutunes that's one is my favorite taunt

  • @deskinem_rooted
    @deskinem_rooted Рік тому +5

    5 years ago man. Jesus.

  • @jbthekeeper2509
    @jbthekeeper2509 2 роки тому +6

    Remember when TF2 Had updates?

  • @caledfwltch
    @caledfwltch 6 років тому +322

    Dane, not be rude, but you may want to reconsider the mod choice on your server, I got banned because i was having a pun war with someone, and when a mod flipped about it, I made a pun about his username and he flipped his shit

    • @starmc6130
      @starmc6130 6 років тому +88

      dude I'm fucking dead xD
      what the hell ,never seen anyone get that pissed about puns

    • @teedeegremlin
      @teedeegremlin 6 років тому +12

      Star MC as undertale cancer, not even papyrus could get this mad about puns.

    • @GY-bd9bo
      @GY-bd9bo 6 років тому +44

      As a certain discord mod once told me:
      "BAN"
      "BAN"
      "BAN"
      "BAN"
      "BAN"

    • @sussyimpostaer2270
      @sussyimpostaer2270 5 років тому +8

      Star MC i saw some one mute me because the the maker of the server names was frank and i said isnt fiflhy frank the guy who made this server and he flipped wat a pussy

    • @deyvantwo5426
      @deyvantwo5426 5 років тому +2

      hello, fellow Homestuck.

  • @e7652
    @e7652 6 років тому +17

    DUSTBOWL, MEET YOUR NEW KING: MERCENARY PARK

  • @deez6683
    @deez6683 3 місяці тому +5

    Wake me up when it's been 7 years since this video released

  • @KirbyKGamer2
    @KirbyKGamer2 3 роки тому +26

    I just realised he calls us nieces and nephews and not like ladies and gents because he's UNCLE dane

    • @NootMareFooxy
      @NootMareFooxy Рік тому +1

      How long have you not noticed that?

    • @KirbyKGamer2
      @KirbyKGamer2 Рік тому

      @@NootMareFooxy I have watched him for like 3 months before this comment was made

  • @undead923
    @undead923 6 років тому +742

    Initial E

  • @castalia8929
    @castalia8929 6 років тому +523

    Vsauce has his own UA-cam red show why doesn't uncle dane?

  • @aidreinhorn1534
    @aidreinhorn1534 Рік тому +6

    5 fucking years ago. god damnit

  • @oliveiradmdiogo
    @oliveiradmdiogo 3 роки тому +6

    Remember when a year and three months was considered a really long wait for a major update

  • @selfloathinggameing
    @selfloathinggameing 6 років тому +397

    Ehh the hothand isnt really meant to be good its mostly just a meme lol

    • @ColorCodeWhite
      @ColorCodeWhite 6 років тому +87

      For every "Aww yea slap my ass/lemme slap dat ass" joke made with the glove item, one child in Africa gets a swig of water

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 років тому +27

      The Hot Hand, also known as the "BITCH BEGONE"

    • @skullyskelle2703
      @skullyskelle2703 6 років тому +9

      The contract for it tho is retardedly hard and annoying to even unlock it by doing every single bonuses and contract on pyroland

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 6 років тому +1

      Skully & Skelle Doing anything is still worth it for a good meme

    • @cable.3538
      @cable.3538 6 років тому

      Rap Moreno Well you can make panic heavy and make them easier to kill

  • @VarskDarkness
    @VarskDarkness 6 років тому +26

    The banana actually recharges 3x as fast as the sandvich. Banana takes 10 seconds to recharge meanwhile the sandvich is 30 seconds.

    • @adpegman
      @adpegman 6 років тому +5

      Just to add, it's actually +100% recharge RATE afaik, not +50% rate or -50% time. Seems to be a fairly common mistake for game devs who write flavour text. The short recharge time might even be unintended.

    • @beyblader101_
      @beyblader101_ 6 років тому +1

      2x faster is 15 seconds. 10 and 15 seconds is just a 5 seconds difference hence the slip-up.

  • @nullvoid2560
    @nullvoid2560 3 роки тому +6

    And here we are 1006 days later
    1007
    1008
    1009
    1010

  • @tqit0210
    @tqit0210 4 роки тому +10

    Overwatch's "Horizon Lunar Colony" map reminds me of Dane's desription of Mercenary Park.

  • @DeDeDank
    @DeDeDank 6 років тому +24

    The D.K. music was a VERY nice touch

  • @big_cosme7403
    @big_cosme7403 5 років тому +24

    5:19 Holy Shet! I just realised that a medic try to shot you an arrow and ended in the heavy's head...

  • @notfrank6586
    @notfrank6586 3 роки тому +6

    this up coming October will mark a 3 years anniversary,
    of no new major updates....
    we love you too value.

  • @janiilola6499
    @janiilola6499 6 місяців тому +5

    Ah cant wait for The heavy update

    • @Toro563
      @Toro563 6 місяців тому +1

      Keep waiting bud it'll come eventually

  • @vatablous
    @vatablous 6 років тому +222

    Aim? Time to find a new game.

  • @gourmetcheesepizza9006
    @gourmetcheesepizza9006 5 років тому +20

    That's a terrified scout.

  • @Mr-Moron
    @Mr-Moron 2 роки тому +8

    5:16 Every Heavy main’s reaction to this update

    • @thatcanadaguy3098
      @thatcanadaguy3098 Рік тому

      You’re not wrong. There is every single heavy main in the world in that picture.

    • @Mr-Moron
      @Mr-Moron Рік тому

      @@thatcanadaguy3098 Yeah just me.

    • @thatcanadaguy3098
      @thatcanadaguy3098 Рік тому

      @@Mr-Moron Well, I think I’m the only medic main in the world, so we’d make a great pair.

  • @consolebreaker6596
    @consolebreaker6596 3 роки тому +5

    Heavy : **has a joke banana healing item but actually really useful**
    Pyro : *HAHA PEOPLE GO SLAP SLAP*

  • @ihave6carbatteries408
    @ihave6carbatteries408 6 років тому +45

    Remember the old argument over the pyro's gender? Well, what if i told you that the pyro isn't even human? Thats right! The pyro is infact a robot in a suit built by everyone's notably dangerous texan erection. The pyro's initial purpose was to help protect the engi's buildings from spies. At least, that was the case until the pyro obtained a mind of its own. At this point, the engi knew that his beloved companion was not going to come back, so the engi decided to mass produce his latest and greatest invention. Thus creating the pyro sub classes, such as the pybro, pyroshark, lone wolf, etc.
    Although there were a few that fell off into the w+m1 category, this was expected due to the system of rogue AI used within the pyro's "brain."

    • @purpleflappyseals8514
      @purpleflappyseals8514 5 років тому +1

      Why did you do this on an engine mains UA-cam channel?

    • @m_rytt
      @m_rytt 5 років тому

      What about the coconut head pyros with LIQUIDS IN IT

    • @lizardlad279
      @lizardlad279 4 роки тому

      That’s impossible because pyro is extremely insane and robots can’t go insane :p

  • @gregor4251
    @gregor4251 6 років тому +39

    also the pretty boys pocket pistol.

  • @PixelatedWasStolen
    @PixelatedWasStolen 2 роки тому +3

    little did he know... that would be the last big update

  • @shuckid8290
    @shuckid8290 3 роки тому +3

    0:03 “the long awaited” if only he knew

  • @carterpryor3880
    @carterpryor3880 6 років тому +28

    I keep getting suprised when I put 50 metal into my buildings during setup

    • @csgas0
      @csgas0 6 років тому

      read patch notes doofus

  • @the_netherqueen
    @the_netherqueen 5 років тому +41

    Fun fact, I did not get a permanent dragons fury yet. My contraker glitched and despite fully completing EVERY. SINGLE. CHALLENGE. I did not get my own dragon's fury.

    • @BdresserGaming
      @BdresserGaming 5 років тому +4

      Antifreeze you should report that to steam report

    • @the_netherqueen
      @the_netherqueen 5 років тому

      @@BdresserGaming yeah.

    • @JetstreamSamRodriguez
      @JetstreamSamRodriguez 5 років тому +3

      So...Not so fun fact?

    • @alapotato9367
      @alapotato9367 5 років тому

      Antifreeze isnt the dragon's fury random drop now?

    • @specterknight0542
      @specterknight0542 2 роки тому

      i remember seeing a hat in the catalog that valve willl give you if you report bugs or gliches well some might work in another not

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 3 роки тому +6

    "the new weapons are all pretty great"
    says the person that rated one of these weapons a 1/5

  • @j-pat6972
    @j-pat6972 3 роки тому +8

    When I look at a 2 year old team fortress 2 video: its a modern video it was the most recent update

  • @BdresserGaming
    @BdresserGaming 6 років тому +72

    This update made pyro balanced and now fun to play, the war paints are really nice, but I wish that the bottle, bat, the huntsman, and fist got some war paint skins.

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 6 років тому +5

      A Mega-freaking-RAYQUAZA salty kid is salty.

    • @ro2202
      @ro2202 6 років тому

      Bdresser Valve should get in on this.

    • @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF
      @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF 6 років тому +1

      Not salty, just pissed at the amount of time I could have easily murdered one of those imbecil but he escaped without a sweat cause of this jetpack inexistent drawback, wich could easily be fixed by adding something like -(insert HP count of your choice here) on use. making it like a rocket/sticky that can give you good mobility at the cost of your health instead of a free rocketjumper/stickyjumper with near to no drawback.
      but then again, apparently the jetpack is shit and everyone want to buff it, actualy, they want to buff every new pyro weapons, like the dragons fuckery, wich let me remind you, do +300% more dmg on burning player...this gun can set player on fire... can melt away a heavy in 1 and a half sec, I personaly tested it...am I the only one with a mind in this game?

    • @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF
      @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF 6 років тому +1

      so you are saying that even the pyro flametrower is good against pyros, making the need of a pyro counter not that big of a deal?
      cause if you do, thanks for destroying your own argument, less work for me.
      and like I said, do you really think all pyro main are brain dead, cause if you do then you must be the sniper main that think he's the best at everything. cause trust me, only a minority is. if you saw more of the retarded one, good for you, but let me tell you that not everyone is as lucky as you do.

    • @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF
      @MedusaBigTiddyGothGF 6 років тому

      not at all, cause if the enemy pyro can kill you with ease with is flametrower, why could you not do the same? this little game work both way you know.