Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

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  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior 9 років тому +1168

    This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

    • @victordhillon1256
      @victordhillon1256 8 років тому +40

      he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze 6 років тому +18

      Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter 6 років тому +42

      Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

    • @TheInsaneCloud
      @TheInsaneCloud 5 років тому +10

      Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 років тому +3

      Aren't they in Cali?

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss 9 років тому +1399

    I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

    • @HooverBeast
      @HooverBeast 8 років тому +12

      +TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

    • @molotov2786437729428
      @molotov2786437729428 8 років тому +44

      +HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

    • @Mirabala19
      @Mirabala19 8 років тому +57

      I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

    • @TissDiss
      @TissDiss 8 років тому +17

      HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 8 років тому +12

      lol hooverbeast so jealous

  • @jonahdavis7833
    @jonahdavis7833 9 років тому +739

    "your promises are hollow" what a guy

  • @aleciakorkowski8714
    @aleciakorkowski8714 9 років тому +1770

    That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

    • @einedimension
      @einedimension 9 років тому +10

      +Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

    • @trevornielsen1533
      @trevornielsen1533 9 років тому +25

      so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny 9 років тому +10

      Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

    • @CarlosBeo
      @CarlosBeo 9 років тому +2

      +Alecia Korkowski Kudos

    • @malisolja18
      @malisolja18 9 років тому +8

      +Alecia Korkowski
      oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

  • @jrrd4069
    @jrrd4069 3 роки тому +162

    Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

  • @flimbonimbo7259
    @flimbonimbo7259 8 років тому +605

    gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 9 років тому +1416

    "I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning"
    "It was easy"
    genius

  • @damiantorres1702
    @damiantorres1702 9 років тому +664

    "You have a big fan back there..."
    "Of course it's a guy."

    • @Johnnyybbee
      @Johnnyybbee 3 роки тому +1

      He seems to know his audience 🤷

  • @jangalexisruiz7491
    @jangalexisruiz7491 8 років тому +1749

    that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

    • @marloz2
      @marloz2 8 років тому +8

      👌🏼

    • @vividhit
      @vividhit 8 років тому +40

      Sooooooooo on point

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 8 років тому +48

      He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

    • @munafo13
      @munafo13 7 років тому +34

      Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

    • @mxamiss5
      @mxamiss5 7 років тому +1

      jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

  • @Sgtcygnus
    @Sgtcygnus 9 років тому +244

    I came on UA-cam from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

    • @Tunathegr8
      @Tunathegr8 9 років тому +2

      you and me both

    • @Sgtcygnus
      @Sgtcygnus 8 років тому

      +GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 5 років тому +3

      That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 років тому +2

      His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well.
      Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 5 років тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/M-dp3UgBrcA/v-deo.html

  • @jessecanines3340
    @jessecanines3340 11 років тому +1358

    The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

    • @oakpoacher433
      @oakpoacher433 6 років тому +9

      Jesse Canines they call that "Oscar DeLaJoya syndrome" at FOX5.

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 5 років тому +2

      mexican?

    • @bobgard
      @bobgard 5 років тому

      Jesse Canines canceled! Lol

    • @gogogogogirl
      @gogogogogirl 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @johann242
      @johann242 5 років тому +3

      Gaytonio Banderas

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 4 роки тому +53

    Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

  • @Klont123
    @Klont123 4 роки тому +52

    Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

  • @allanbaker7247
    @allanbaker7247 8 років тому +86

    If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

  • @jamescthompson4972
    @jamescthompson4972 9 років тому +182

    haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

    • @frnweclipse3130
      @frnweclipse3130 3 роки тому +4

      You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

    • @davehersh667
      @davehersh667 2 роки тому +1

      @@frnweclipse3130
      Not me.
      It was 11:30

  • @kingmufasa2021
    @kingmufasa2021 4 роки тому +36

    The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

  • @JungleCrook
    @JungleCrook 5 років тому +40

    that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

  • @common101sense
    @common101sense 11 років тому +31

    That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

  • @brandtbuchanan5526
    @brandtbuchanan5526 3 роки тому +25

    I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse Рік тому +5

    Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

  • @VSRDWN
    @VSRDWN 7 років тому +47

    4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 10 місяців тому +1

      News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

  • @rockmonst3r
    @rockmonst3r 9 років тому +250

    Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

    • @mattjuve5720
      @mattjuve5720 9 років тому +18

      Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

    • @gregorydiasmusic
      @gregorydiasmusic 8 років тому +12

      +rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

    • @LukasKeeley
      @LukasKeeley 7 років тому +3

      Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 років тому +2

      I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

    • @Indi
      @Indi 4 роки тому

      @@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 3 роки тому +17

    Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

  • @jamiedandy8311
    @jamiedandy8311 5 років тому +116

    “this was different because everyone likes Roseanne”
    ...oh how times have changed

    • @vicdematos8329
      @vicdematos8329 5 років тому +12

      Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 5 років тому +3

      Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

    • @NPORT1981
      @NPORT1981 5 років тому +10

      @@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

    • @maninblack9850
      @maninblack9850 5 років тому +14

      @@jamiedandy8311
      No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 5 років тому +6

      Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian 2 роки тому +6

    The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

  • @Ubersnipe
    @Ubersnipe 4 роки тому +12

    Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 5 років тому +27

    The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

  • @Naresh10511
    @Naresh10511 10 місяців тому +2

    Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

  • @nbultman_art
    @nbultman_art 5 років тому +47

    At the end, “Of course it’s a guy”
    Lmfao that slid right past them

  • @boylibrary3533
    @boylibrary3533 4 роки тому +13

    I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

  • @DrunkState
    @DrunkState 4 роки тому +11

    Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

  • @emmaz9248
    @emmaz9248 10 років тому +26

    10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

  • @spanishist
    @spanishist 11 років тому +19

    The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

  • @ashley-nt8ub
    @ashley-nt8ub 9 років тому +7

    This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

  • @brandonbarhydt
    @brandonbarhydt 8 років тому +21

    SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

  • @CorporalDillen
    @CorporalDillen 8 років тому +18

    "seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

  • @KJKanon
    @KJKanon Рік тому +6

    This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

  • @IZZY_EDIBLE
    @IZZY_EDIBLE 4 роки тому +52

    ". . . with a legless. . ."
    What?
    With a legless what?

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 4 роки тому +10

      ...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 роки тому +1

      @@boreduser12 Fuck

    • @jeremyfrancispiano2
      @jeremyfrancispiano2 4 роки тому +6

      Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid 4 роки тому

      A legless midget in a bikini.

  • @sabourin09
    @sabourin09 10 років тому +33

    Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

    • @redshark618
      @redshark618 3 роки тому

      Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

  • @ArmyStrongGangflu
    @ArmyStrongGangflu 9 років тому +16

    "That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

  • @donaldxavier2056
    @donaldxavier2056 7 років тому +5

    One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 3 роки тому +2

    Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

  • @TheVeradario1
    @TheVeradario1 8 років тому +12

    LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..."
    i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

  • @diptanshusingh1813
    @diptanshusingh1813 Рік тому +3

    Love anthony. How fast he acted

  • @nir24adler
    @nir24adler 10 років тому +200

    the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

    • @OtisOtisHH17
      @OtisOtisHH17 9 років тому +14

      I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 7 років тому +4

      i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 5 років тому +4

      He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

  • @harshabastola5266
    @harshabastola5266 9 років тому +13

    God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 4 роки тому +7

    Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

    • @kieransoregaard-utt8
      @kieransoregaard-utt8 Рік тому

      Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

  • @wolfeeewolf
    @wolfeeewolf 11 років тому +7

    I love the effect he had on the robot man.

  • @jpcyphers
    @jpcyphers 8 років тому +32

    This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

  • @BookOfMorman
    @BookOfMorman 3 роки тому +3

    If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Рік тому

      +ogEvanAlmighty
      Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 11 років тому +12

    I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod Рік тому +1

      10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 10 місяців тому

      @@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

  • @pinkusfloydus9373
    @pinkusfloydus9373 4 роки тому +3

    How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

  • @matiasvega4191
    @matiasvega4191 8 років тому +24

    Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 3 роки тому +1

    That reporter is awesome, great energy!

  • @ladaddy19
    @ladaddy19 5 років тому +4

    Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

  • @serialgamist7381
    @serialgamist7381 2 роки тому +1

    I love how the reporter sets him up!
    They’d do a good podcast together

  • @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy
    @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy 9 років тому +298

    the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

    • @hiphopaDIZZL
      @hiphopaDIZZL 7 років тому +8

      english bitch do you speak it?

    • @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc
      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 7 років тому +33

      hiphopaDIZZL I understood what she said...

    • @GiovanniTancrediChan
      @GiovanniTancrediChan 7 років тому +3

      do you?

    • @Ryan-kb8ui
      @Ryan-kb8ui 5 років тому +10

      hiphopaDIZZL there was literally no broken English in her comment

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 5 років тому +7

      @@hiphopaDIZZL Were you trying to roast her? lol

  • @someOldBaldguy
    @someOldBaldguy Рік тому

    Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

  • @matth3002
    @matth3002 7 років тому +4

    You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

  • @andrewvalenzuela4383
    @andrewvalenzuela4383 3 роки тому +1

    That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 5 років тому +5

    That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 5 років тому

      Melissa Gray I care about you hun

  • @ThePaoOfTooh
    @ThePaoOfTooh 9 років тому +7

    the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 років тому +7

    "My friend Jeff is gay... I think.
    I dunno I'm bad with names."

  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 8 років тому +7

    Great video, gotta love the host.

  • @manleeman5212
    @manleeman5212 3 роки тому +7

    "Of course its a guy"
    Followed by the interviewer just saying "that is a horrible laugh" and basically getting censored. Now we know what he meant when he said he wished he could say remotely what Jesselnik says.

  • @ShellyBBird
    @ShellyBBird 3 роки тому +3

    “My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

  • @dancingDan93
    @dancingDan93 11 років тому +4

    I'd say he probably doesn't want to say the wrong thing and have Jeselnik rip him a new one. but to be honest Jeselnik was being pretty nice to them.

  • @DreadedLad88
    @DreadedLad88 3 роки тому +1

    Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

  • @Hune44
    @Hune44 3 роки тому +5

    This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

    • @maikelnait4495
      @maikelnait4495 16 днів тому

      Not really. Seems nervous and fake happy.

  • @crazymarkiplierfan
    @crazymarkiplierfan 2 роки тому +1

    I'm glad they rolled with it and didn't just get mad and kick him off the set😂

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 3 роки тому +3

    Anthony’s “Ahaha” after the cancer joke.

  • @cameronburdette8565
    @cameronburdette8565 3 роки тому

    Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

  • @mbober
    @mbober 7 років тому +10

    This reporter is another graduate of the Jimmy Fallon School of Broadcasting

  • @mikeskidoo3991
    @mikeskidoo3991 4 роки тому +2

    "I'll hang out with you guys all day you guys are really cool"

  • @ViperFoe
    @ViperFoe 8 років тому +18

    thats talk about that legless

  • @chrisaprod8129
    @chrisaprod8129 4 роки тому +1

    I really like that reporter, good job!

  • @mitchellwilliam95
    @mitchellwilliam95 8 років тому +16

    at least fox has a real person ... there's hope yet

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 8 років тому +7

      Don't confuse a local San DIego affiliate with the evil network Fox.

  • @MegaJcoulter
    @MegaJcoulter 3 роки тому +1

    Props to the reporter.... he’s nervous but did great!!!

  • @billpullen9627
    @billpullen9627 3 роки тому +4

    The interviewer reminds me of Clark Kent

  • @mystikosadhana6240
    @mystikosadhana6240 3 роки тому +1

    It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

  • @BACKinBLACK1080
    @BACKinBLACK1080 10 років тому +3

    Looks like they brought up a clip of a muted YT video lol.

  • @jeffmcdermott3193
    @jeffmcdermott3193 9 років тому +1

    Bravo to Anthony, Fox 5 deserved that.

  • @jaymzx2587
    @jaymzx2587 7 років тому +3

    This presenter guy seems so nervous, damn.

  • @evaknievel4449
    @evaknievel4449 3 роки тому +2

    lol. It ends with her saying "That's not nice! Sea World is stopping by w/a legless..."

  • @mattgarner6006
    @mattgarner6006 11 років тому +4

    God Damn it Anthony Jeselnik is funny.

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 6 років тому

    How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

  • @matthewdavis8774
    @matthewdavis8774 9 років тому +30

    Anthony's face at 3:10
    he's so done with this shit

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 2 роки тому

    Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

  • @ryanferguson4827
    @ryanferguson4827 11 років тому +3

    he sounds like stewie when he says you still writing that book!

  • @ChrisDyn1
    @ChrisDyn1 7 років тому +1

    Imagine if this video was uploaded with volume.
    One can dream...

  • @myriadpath
    @myriadpath 5 років тому +5

    "it was easy"

  • @marshalld.9401
    @marshalld.9401 2 роки тому

    Best comedian plug in local news history. Jeselnik is a pro.

  • @mileshamauei9905
    @mileshamauei9905 4 роки тому +3

    “Everyone loves Roseanne”

  • @Ssargent888
    @Ssargent888 3 роки тому +1

    This reporter is basically Mexican Steve carell

  • @kungfuman82
    @kungfuman82 6 років тому +3

    I wonder if they messed up the Charlie Sheen roast clip on purpose so Anthony could roast them. I would've done that.

  • @Grievous-
    @Grievous- 4 роки тому

    Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

  • @TheAmazingKraken
    @TheAmazingKraken 8 років тому +11

    WAIT! what about that legless thing from sea-world!?

  • @GastedFlabber
    @GastedFlabber 4 роки тому +1

    'I don't know how you screwed that up... Someone had to push play.'

  • @Smuckatelli123
    @Smuckatelli123 8 років тому +3

    is that Clark Kent

  • @patrickcarney13
    @patrickcarney13 4 роки тому

    I lived in San Diego for years. Fox 5 news is like this every single day. It's bananas