Anthony Jeselnik Roasts FOX5

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  • @aleciakorkowski8714
    @aleciakorkowski8714 8 років тому +1737

    That reporter looks like a computer science major dressing up as Donald Draper for Halloween.

    • @einedimension
      @einedimension 8 років тому +10

      +Alecia Korkowski lmao!!!!

    • @trevornielsen1533
      @trevornielsen1533 8 років тому +25

      so specific and so accurate. hahah jesus

    • @JackstandJohnny
      @JackstandJohnny 8 років тому +10

      Uh YEP. You nailed it. hahahaha

    • @CarlosBeo
      @CarlosBeo 8 років тому +2

      +Alecia Korkowski Kudos

    • @malisolja18
      @malisolja18 8 років тому +8

      +Alecia Korkowski
      oh wow that made me howl with laughter. He seemed so uncomfortable to be talking to another human being.

  • @jonahdavis7833
    @jonahdavis7833 8 років тому +710

    "your promises are hollow" what a guy

  • @ScreaminSavior
    @ScreaminSavior 8 років тому +1132

    This reporter is by far the most laid back I've ever seen. I wonder if he's always like this or if he felt loose because of Anthony.

    • @victordhillon1256
      @victordhillon1256 7 років тому +37

      he's always like that, I remember watching him before and thinking the same thing

    • @PM-wp6ze
      @PM-wp6ze 5 років тому +16

      Timothy Hale he was having a nervous break down

    • @ClarkPotter
      @ClarkPotter 5 років тому +42

      Funny how you see laid back, and I see fake and uptight. You're prolly a better person than me.

    • @TheInsaneCloud
      @TheInsaneCloud 5 років тому +8

      Klonopin. Lots of Klonopin

    • @JohnDoe-cd6ro
      @JohnDoe-cd6ro 5 років тому +2

      Aren't they in Cali?

  • @jrrd4069
    @jrrd4069 2 роки тому +140

    Patrice O'Neal on Anthony Jeselnik: "He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter."

  • @TissDiss
    @TissDiss 8 років тому +1368

    I love the reporter. Seems like a nice, kind person.

    • @HooverBeast
      @HooverBeast 8 років тому +12

      +TissDiss your upvotes were all from "nice kind people" who think that if they upvote that comment, that itll make everyone somehow like them more. lmao.

    • @molotov2786437729428
      @molotov2786437729428 8 років тому +39

      +HooverBeast hahaha weirdo

    • @Mirabala19
      @Mirabala19 8 років тому +53

      I really liked the reporter. I'm usually disappointed or annoyed by most interviewers (such as Larry King), but this guy is a true fan of his subject and has great sense of humor

    • @TissDiss
      @TissDiss 8 років тому +17

      HooverBeast shut up dipshit.

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 7 років тому +11

      lol hooverbeast so jealous

  • @flimbonimbo7259
    @flimbonimbo7259 7 років тому +598

    gotta love right at the end when the reporter says that guy had a HORRIBLE laugh. he was caught up in the moment trying to be offensive too hahaha

  • @damiantorres1702
    @damiantorres1702 8 років тому +649

    "You have a big fan back there..."
    "Of course it's a guy."

    • @Johnnyybbee
      @Johnnyybbee 2 роки тому

      He seems to know his audience 🤷

  • @jessecanines3340
    @jessecanines3340 10 років тому +1331

    The interviewer is like a closet gay Mexican Clark Kent

    • @oakpoacher433
      @oakpoacher433 6 років тому +9

      Jesse Canines they call that "Oscar DeLaJoya syndrome" at FOX5.

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 5 років тому +2

      mexican?

    • @bobgard
      @bobgard 4 роки тому

      Jesse Canines canceled! Lol

    • @gogogogogirl
      @gogogogogirl 4 роки тому

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

    • @johann242
      @johann242 4 роки тому +3

      Gaytonio Banderas

  • @jmcieslak0
    @jmcieslak0 9 років тому +1404

    "I'm happy that you made fun of us, that was the highlight of my morning"
    "It was easy"
    genius

  • @jangalexisruiz7491
    @jangalexisruiz7491 8 років тому +1742

    that reporter really hates his life. looked at Anthony like a house cat looking out the window dreaming of freedom.

    • @marloz2
      @marloz2 7 років тому +8

      👌🏼

    • @vividhit
      @vividhit 7 років тому +40

      Sooooooooo on point

    • @Defenseman61913
      @Defenseman61913 7 років тому +47

      He lives in a penthouse overlooking Petco Park. Everyone else getting paid shit on that morning shift at 4am hates their life.

    • @munafo13
      @munafo13 7 років тому +33

      Perfect for when he realizes his life is vapid and pointless, he can throw himself right over the ledge. Since when were children and mortgages life goals???

    • @mxamiss5
      @mxamiss5 7 років тому +1

      jangalexis Ruiz there's no widow or window it's a studio

  • @Sgtcygnus
    @Sgtcygnus 8 років тому +238

    I came on UA-cam from Netflix because I was looking for the shark party video and now I've been watching Anthony jeselnik videos for 2 hours

    • @Tunathegr8
      @Tunathegr8 8 років тому +2

      you and me both

    • @Sgtcygnus
      @Sgtcygnus 8 років тому

      +GeniusImmortal yeah that's what I was watching on Netflix

    • @mybrainsondrums
      @mybrainsondrums 5 років тому +3

      That's 2 hours you'll never want to get back

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 4 роки тому +2

      His newest special were he is rockin a beard is pretty damn funny as well.
      Watch him on Tom Seguras podcast called Your Mommas House, Tom's wife forces Anthony to watch her favorite Tik-toks and he hates it and makes fun of them, its amazing.

    • @lilchadaldrich
      @lilchadaldrich 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/M-dp3UgBrcA/v-deo.html

  • @jamescthompson4972
    @jamescthompson4972 8 років тому +177

    haha this guy is laughing but he's got a voice in his ear saying " you're fucking fired"

    • @frnweclipse3130
      @frnweclipse3130 2 роки тому +2

      You've just made me burst out laughing at 3 am. Thank you

    • @davehersh667
      @davehersh667 2 роки тому +1

      @@frnweclipse3130
      Not me.
      It was 11:30

  • @christianperez7846
    @christianperez7846 4 роки тому +46

    Fox 5 did really well. It was a full 2 minutes before Anthony started tearing them to shreds. 😂

  • @kingmufasa2021
    @kingmufasa2021 4 роки тому +32

    The reporter was so nervous to be roasted any second. He looked excited for it to though lol

  • @brandtbuchanan5526
    @brandtbuchanan5526 2 роки тому +25

    I like how the reporter cited his mortgage as a concern before citing his offspring

  • @allanbaker7247
    @allanbaker7247 8 років тому +83

    If cable news was this laid back and entertaining because it's a joy to watch and not because it's crime porn, their numbers would sky rocket

  • @Klont123
    @Klont123 3 роки тому +44

    Good to see Clark Kent finally got his promotion.

  • @JungleCrook
    @JungleCrook 4 роки тому +35

    that legless cliffhanger at the end, u just cant do that to me

  • @Juxer_SC
    @Juxer_SC 7 років тому +45

    4:06 the difference in both their reactions to the punchline was gold.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 4 місяці тому +1

      News man: facepalm, cringing as nerves are unraveling, wiping the sweat springing from his brow.ANTHONY: Enjoying his time in the spotlight with a satisfied grin, relaxed and amused at the silly frantic News bots- hilarious observation.

  • @common101sense
    @common101sense 10 років тому +30

    That guy renewed my faith in news channels. But only slightly.

  • @rockmonst3r
    @rockmonst3r 8 років тому +248

    Aw man, wanted to know more about that "leg-less" creature from Sea World...

    • @mattjuve5720
      @mattjuve5720 8 років тому +18

      Probably a whale. Not surprised that it's legless. More surprised that it's in a news studio.

    • @gregorydiasmusic
      @gregorydiasmusic 8 років тому +12

      +rockmonst3r Im pretty sure it was Heather Mills

    • @LukasKeeley
      @LukasKeeley 7 років тому +3

      Ronald Crump I am laughing harder at your comment than I did for the video

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 років тому +2

      I dunno. I saw a whale with a huge leg. Or maybe it wasn't his leg.

    • @Indi
      @Indi 4 роки тому

      @@mattjuve5720 this made me cry laughing lmao

  • @meirwise1107
    @meirwise1107 3 роки тому +17

    Anthony Jeselnik is sharp, fearless, intelligent and funny. Can get enough.

  • @nbultman_art
    @nbultman_art 4 роки тому +47

    At the end, “Of course it’s a guy”
    Lmfao that slid right past them

  • @Ubersnipe
    @Ubersnipe 4 роки тому +10

    Anthony Jeselnik would make a great Bond villain. When he said "You should all be laughing", I was filled with the conviction that he was going to burn that place to the ground.

  • @CaseyWinehouse
    @CaseyWinehouse Рік тому +3

    Idk how many times I’ve come back to watch this. It’s really some of his best work.

  • @Karynthian
    @Karynthian 2 роки тому +5

    The reporter absolutely exposing his coworker at the end there was awesome

  • @KJKanon
    @KJKanon Рік тому +6

    This is so funny, but I laughed the hardest at the ending cliffhanger. "Sea World is stopping by with a legless..." A LEGLESS WHAT?

  • @jamiedandy8311
    @jamiedandy8311 4 роки тому +115

    “this was different because everyone likes Roseanne”
    ...oh how times have changed

    • @vicdematos8329
      @vicdematos8329 4 роки тому +13

      Jamie Dandy Comics still love Roseanne.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 4 роки тому +3

      Vic Dematos that’s nice you can speak for all the comics. Anthony jeselnik did say the word “everyone” which to me means the public opinion but what do I know 🤷‍♀️

    • @NPORT1981
      @NPORT1981 4 роки тому +9

      @@jamiedandy8311 Everyone but the outrage twitter babies

    • @maninblack9850
      @maninblack9850 4 роки тому +14

      @@jamiedandy8311
      No he said it was hard for us(the comics) because everyone loves Roseanne(meaning the roasters). Youre not very good at understanding what people are trying to say.

    • @jamiedandy8311
      @jamiedandy8311 4 роки тому +6

      Man In Black you aren’t good at understanding that this video was made before Roseanne racism twitter rants and my original comment was comparing the average opinion towards Roseanne before she revealed how much of a racist she is to public opinion of her now. Get smarter plz

  • @hospitalcleaner
    @hospitalcleaner 4 роки тому +27

    The reporter's parents are Leonard from the big bang theory and John Hamm

  • @Hune44
    @Hune44 2 роки тому +5

    This was awesome 😂 love that reporter he seems like a comedy fan 👍

  • @boylibrary3533
    @boylibrary3533 4 роки тому +13

    I loved the laugh Anthony did after the cancer joke, it was so genuine because it was from him 😂

  • @Naresh10511
    @Naresh10511 4 місяці тому +2

    Only person in the world who can literally get away with any joke, truly blessed

  • @ArmyStrongGangflu
    @ArmyStrongGangflu 8 років тому +16

    "That's a horrible laugh" made Anthony laugh xD

  • @diptanshusingh1813
    @diptanshusingh1813 Рік тому +3

    Love anthony. How fast he acted

  • @NextChampion
    @NextChampion 4 роки тому +11

    Anthony is a true comic and entertainer, kept a straight face the whole time he was about to roast Fox News lol.

  • @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy
    @hgfyufyu6r7hjyvhchjxcjy 8 років тому +298

    the itnerviewer was pretty good too. it can't be easy interviewing anthony AND having a tape misstep. do we know who he is? thumbs up for him

    • @hiphopaDIZZL
      @hiphopaDIZZL 7 років тому +8

      english bitch do you speak it?

    • @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc
      @Gtrdxvgyfvbhhfc 6 років тому +33

      hiphopaDIZZL I understood what she said...

    • @GiovanniTancrediChan
      @GiovanniTancrediChan 6 років тому +3

      do you?

    • @Ryan-kb8ui
      @Ryan-kb8ui 5 років тому +10

      hiphopaDIZZL there was literally no broken English in her comment

    • @Hoganply
      @Hoganply 4 роки тому +7

      @@hiphopaDIZZL Were you trying to roast her? lol

  • @spanishist
    @spanishist 10 років тому +19

    The interviewer was in on the joke. He enjoyed Jeselnik's style of comedy.

  • @TheVeradario1
    @TheVeradario1 8 років тому +12

    LMAO X 10000 " I dont remember that... this is a great operation you guys are running here... by the way..."
    i hadnt laughed so much in a while..

  • @ashley-nt8ub
    @ashley-nt8ub 8 років тому +7

    This is so great. Interviewer is a natural.

  • @CorporalDillen
    @CorporalDillen 7 років тому +18

    "seaworld is stopping by with a LEGLESS"...A legless what!? Gah I want to KNOWWWWW

  • @IZZY_EDIBLE
    @IZZY_EDIBLE 4 роки тому +52

    ". . . with a legless. . ."
    What?
    With a legless what?

    • @boreduser12
      @boreduser12 4 роки тому +10

      ...a legless lego legolas and legless lego logolas' legless lego lass.

    • @mylord9395
      @mylord9395 4 роки тому +1

      @@boreduser12 Fuck

    • @jeremyfrancispiano2
      @jeremyfrancispiano2 3 роки тому +6

      Beats me... But i bet it isn't doing stand-up

    • @ZedNebuloid
      @ZedNebuloid 3 роки тому

      A legless midget in a bikini.

  • @donaldxavier2056
    @donaldxavier2056 7 років тому +5

    One of my favorite comedians. His humor is on another level :D

  • @nir24adler
    @nir24adler 9 років тому +200

    the interviewer is cool he is real and nice and dorky

    • @OtisOtisHH17
      @OtisOtisHH17 9 років тому +14

      I would've cracked up if Anthony had been like "You look like an old lady from a Gary Larson comic."

    • @Flamo353
      @Flamo353 7 років тому +3

      i wouldn't use the word "cool" to describe him

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 5 років тому +4

      He has to conceal his identity so no one knows he flys around and saves people

  • @emmaz9248
    @emmaz9248 9 років тому +26

    10 buck says she's gonna say ''legless lego legolas''

  • @wolfeeewolf
    @wolfeeewolf 10 років тому +7

    I love the effect he had on the robot man.

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 10 років тому +12

    I love how he turned the joke into Fox News as the target -- that was unbelievable.

    • @StudioMod
      @StudioMod 7 місяців тому +1

      10 years ago I had an existence that you could call a reasonable life. Hi happy, past me. I miss you.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 4 місяці тому

      @@StudioModsome of us mourn the loss of all we knew and who we were, I’m homesick for what’s no more, inside I cannot ever leave , always and never are when I will return to the ever after of before.

  • @sabourin09
    @sabourin09 10 років тому +33

    Sea world is stopping by with a legless orca trainer.

    • @redshark618
      @redshark618 3 роки тому

      Really underrated joke, you should be doin sets

  • @harshabastola5266
    @harshabastola5266 8 років тому +13

    God dammit, finish your sentence woman, I want to know more about that legless thing from Sea World.

  • @Grievous-
    @Grievous- 3 роки тому

    Saw him live in Brisbane Australia back in 2019, great show.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 4 роки тому +7

    Anthony has a golden voice. Couldnt care less if you hate him or his jokes. The guy has a gorgeous voice.

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin Рік тому

      Not really. Sounds pretty average. Not great diction. Lazy enunciation. Quite monotone. Nothing special at all.

  • @bobbowie9350
    @bobbowie9350 2 роки тому +2

    Anthony is one of the few comedians that tells jokes. Not complaints. No stories of...

  • @DreadedLad88
    @DreadedLad88 3 роки тому +1

    Jeselnik had the Reporter wanting to cut loose and speak his mind, but he was like.... "Nah, I got a mortgage" lol

  • @cbishop41483
    @cbishop41483 6 років тому +1

    I love you Anthony Jeselnik, so so awesome!!

  • @melissag1364
    @melissag1364 5 років тому +5

    That reporter kept up incredibly well. He’s great and so is Anthony

    • @Ausnapify
      @Ausnapify 4 роки тому

      Melissa Gray I care about you hun

  • @henrychinaski5938
    @henrychinaski5938 8 років тому +2

    I re watch this all the time , always funny lol

  • @brandonbarhydt
    @brandonbarhydt 7 років тому +20

    SeaWorld is stopping by with a legless fish. Who knew?

  • @cameronburdette8565
    @cameronburdette8565 3 роки тому

    Such a nice interviewer. I love that guy. for real

  • @DJMichaelAngelo
    @DJMichaelAngelo 5 років тому +1

    THANK YOU for posting this whole thing! I saw a clip of it on one of those compilation YT videos, and HAD to search out his full segment here....freaking hilarious :p that host seems kinda like a dim-bulb, like super SUPER phony and just sorta awkward? bad interviewer

  • @BookOfMorman
    @BookOfMorman 3 роки тому +3

    If someone told me Jeselnik was a real-life vampire, I wouldn't be shocked

    • @Fluoride_Jones
      @Fluoride_Jones Рік тому

      +ogEvanAlmighty
      Because he's cold as ice? 🤔

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 6 років тому

    How has this video not gone viral? So damn funny when he does the dub over.

  • @maximeb190
    @maximeb190 3 роки тому +1

    That reporter is awesome, great energy!

  • @jpcyphers
    @jpcyphers 7 років тому +32

    This host must be trying to win a Clark Kent look alike contest.

  • @andrewvalenzuela4383
    @andrewvalenzuela4383 2 роки тому +1

    That whole, " segment " was awesome! That's the fun the news misses

  • @pinkusfloydus9373
    @pinkusfloydus9373 4 роки тому +3

    How interviews should be done with a comedian.. loved it

  • @babyhilts
    @babyhilts 11 років тому +2

    His fucking smirk and laugh after they replay the Trump joke is just awesome

  • @TheJokomonk
    @TheJokomonk 4 роки тому

    Lifetime fan from this moment on.

  • @Neurotripsicks
    @Neurotripsicks 6 років тому +7

    "My friend Jeff is gay... I think.
    I dunno I'm bad with names."

  • @ShellyBBird
    @ShellyBBird 2 роки тому +3

    “My audience is like that” followed by an evil grin 😂😂

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 3 роки тому

    One of the best clips ever on live tv

  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 7 років тому +7

    Great video, gotta love the host.

  • @ThePaoOfTooh
    @ThePaoOfTooh 8 років тому +7

    the sheer fear on the reporters face whenever he remembers that he is a news anchor, that it is his job, that he was constantly breaking routine and dropping his professionalism,, and is then instantly reminded of the fact that he may lose his job. priceless.

  • @goatymcgoatface3575
    @goatymcgoatface3575 2 роки тому

    Oh myGod, he's amazing. That was so quick

  • @carrowxhex6891
    @carrowxhex6891 4 роки тому

    I would watch that news. Great reporters! It was entertaining. I even like the brick pull down background that was not centered in the shot.

  • @ViperFoe
    @ViperFoe 8 років тому +18

    thats talk about that legless

  • @ladaddy19
    @ladaddy19 4 роки тому +4

    Anthony has the best demeanor. His comedy wouldn't be funny if he didn't appear to be a sociopath.

  • @mystikosadhana6240
    @mystikosadhana6240 2 роки тому

    It was great. Even the ending when that lady introduced the next thing on the show. "legless", seems like some quality content!

  • @mickos_
    @mickos_ 5 років тому +2

    I love Anthony. He’s too funny

  • @ChuxDiaz
    @ChuxDiaz 10 років тому +1

    Anthony is sharper than image

  • @corkyvanderhaven3391
    @corkyvanderhaven3391 2 роки тому

    Best morning clip ever
    Watched it 10x
    Show it to everyone

  • @checkmeowt6948
    @checkmeowt6948 6 років тому +1

    I'm from San diego and the reporter is actually a super chill dude..gets drunk haha

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 4 роки тому

      Oh wow, really? This whole thing is too perfect is started thinking maybe it's an entire sketch with a fake news show, especially the way it gets cut off "With a legless.." lol

  • @BANANAHAMMER420
    @BANANAHAMMER420 10 років тому

    Lol...he his by far one of my favorite comedians.

  • @ryanhampson673
    @ryanhampson673 2 роки тому +3

    Anthony’s “Ahaha” after the cancer joke.

  • @matiasvega4191
    @matiasvega4191 8 років тому +24

    Is it me or is the reporter nervous because he doesn't want to get roasted?

  • @serialgamist7381
    @serialgamist7381 Рік тому +1

    I love how the reporter sets him up!
    They’d do a good podcast together

  • @rossifumifan1
    @rossifumifan1 4 роки тому

    This is hilarious! Anthony is so quick !

  • @boostedz
    @boostedz 2 роки тому

    The way he stares into the reporters soul gets me everytime

  • @matth3002
    @matth3002 6 років тому +4

    You can get away with being mean if you do it right, that guy at the end messed up his only attempt.

  • @someOldBaldguy
    @someOldBaldguy Рік тому

    Props to the reporter. Probably the coolest morning host I've seen

  • @evaknievel4449
    @evaknievel4449 3 роки тому +2

    lol. It ends with her saying "That's not nice! Sea World is stopping by w/a legless..."

  • @MegaJcoulter
    @MegaJcoulter 2 роки тому +1

    Props to the reporter.... he’s nervous but did great!!!

  • @ryanferguson4827
    @ryanferguson4827 11 років тому +3

    he sounds like stewie when he says you still writing that book!

  • @hacksdp3
    @hacksdp3 4 роки тому

    seems like a chill news team.

  • @BACKinBLACK1080
    @BACKinBLACK1080 10 років тому +3

    Looks like they brought up a clip of a muted YT video lol.

  • @GrumpyTweety
    @GrumpyTweety 4 роки тому +2

    5:04 I can listen to that laugh all day.

  • @MsEv88
    @MsEv88 5 років тому

    Love this dude!

  • @manleeman5212
    @manleeman5212 2 роки тому +7

    "Of course its a guy"
    Followed by the interviewer just saying "that is a horrible laugh" and basically getting censored. Now we know what he meant when he said he wished he could say remotely what Jesselnik says.

  • @myriadpath
    @myriadpath 4 роки тому +5

    "it was easy"

  • @dezwhip
    @dezwhip 2 роки тому +1

    The most nervous reporter I've ever seen...

  • @GastedFlabber
    @GastedFlabber 3 роки тому +1

    'I don't know how you screwed that up... Someone had to push play.'

  • @mikeskidoo3991
    @mikeskidoo3991 4 роки тому +2

    "I'll hang out with you guys all day you guys are really cool"