Blast It Up My Sh*tter - Dirty Gerty (1941)
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- Опубліковано 4 вер 2024
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"Dirty Gerty" Gertrude Vaughns was A Prostitute in the local Chicago area after a long time client from Sex Records Milford Jewishberg gave her a deal with Sex Records for a recording session this was that session. The song was banned everywhere, except in the US but Gerty had to sings the lyrics "Up the Shitter" instead of "Up My Shitter" reluctantly she agreed but that is why the on the album cover says differently from the song Title its self. Hey Sex records is not going to do reprints of the cover, alright. Fuck That. We aren't made out of money. You want to give us money? Then we will change it.
[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Boys
Double pork your sausages in my rump ooouuu oh oh yeah that's right guys
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless of course you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter tonight
[Piano solo]
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Dirty Gerty Gertrude Vaughns was A Prostitute in the local Chicago area after a long time client from Sex Records Milford Jewishberg gave her a deal with Sex Records for a recording session this was it, the song was banned everywhere, except in the US but Gerty had to sings the lyrics "Up the Shitter" instead of "Up My Shitter" reluctantly she agreed but that is why the on the album cover says differently from the song Title its self. Hey Sex records is not going to do reprints of the cover. Fuck That. We aren't made out of money.
[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Piano Solo]
[Verse 2 repeated]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Make me wider that king kong's canyon
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Fill up these hole with all those cannons
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Give me a high colonic with your kock
[Chorus Big Finish]
Blast me up the shitter
(oh yeah now)
Blast me up the shitter
Blast Me
Blast me up
Blast me up the shitter
Blast
me
up
the
shitter
toooo niiiiight
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Most powerful technology ever seen & this is what we do with it?
At least most of us don't throw feces at each other. LoL we're just fucking monkeys! Haha
She’s got more bars than most rappers today
That’s because it was made today lmao. They didn’t use words like booty, boobies or shitter in 1941. This is definitely ai generated lol
Its actually funny that youre right.
@@HatsuneM1ku01No shit
@@HatsuneM1ku01No shit, Sherlock, he’s saying it sounds better than modern rappers regardless.
No mumble rap here.
I usually play this Christmas eve for the family
I like your Christmas Spirit.
@@chrisg4357 so do the Whittakers.
That's nice, you sound like a very family-oriented person. 😂🤣
lol..I'm sure your family loves it..🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was wondering how they got through ww2
Don't remember this in the charts ,good though 😅😅😅😅😅
USO WAS A GODSEND
And no kids. It’s also called a prairie contraceptive.
@@user-qo8do8ym9jCharts weren't around back then.
Great for troop morale. Bless her soul.❤
This is my grandmas favorite song. I remember she used play this song when she would tuck me into bed and tell me that she loved me!! ❤
That's a very special kind of grandma and a spicy one too. She must have a very interesting sense of humor and love.
clASS
If you ever wondered about what sailors did on shore leave during WW2.....This song should answer all your questions.
This is what we were doing in the 80's.
@@DanielMcGillis-f3w Were you in the navy?
@@michaelmontano4280 87-09
I need this in Fallout 4 Radio, IMEDIATELY
‘Dirty Gerry and the Reamers’. My dad saw her at a USO show in Korea. He often wondered how she packed all those soldiers into a her small venue, it’s the stuff of legend
With lots of lu- nvm wrong venue
Dirty Gerty's songs were one of the few things that kept a smile on the faces of our boys as they flew those terrifying B-17 and B-29 missions over Europe and the Pacific.
They had it easy as fuck. It was the infantryman doing all the hard work without the clean clothes and base to fly back to for hot food and showers. Ain't much has changed.
@@SonOfTheDawn515yeah thousands of b17s weren't shot down by flak and fighters yeah?
@SonOfTheDawn515 it's called "tactical acquisition." Try getting good.
@@SonOfTheDawn515Bro forgot the army Air Force lost the most men in WW2. “Easy as fuck.”
@@SonOfTheDawn515 if you belive any millitary man on any side of the conflict had it easy....in any war ever.....i hope your nations sees nothing but peace in your lifetime
She was very dirty, but my grandpa loved her.
You got that right. All of our grandpas' Loved her.
Your grandpa had great taste!!!
Proud to be your 69th like
Thats why grandad loved her
I found this on 78 when my aunt died and we were cleaning out her house. My mom told me she liked playing it at brunches.
They played this at my Grandma's funeral. Nobody asked them to but it was the 40's and the mortician was her pimp.
It must have been a touching scene. My condolences.
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords Oh it turned out she was still alive! This song woke her up thankfully. So grateful that you found this! 🙏🙏
At least your grandma had a steady stream of income.
@@kelleychilton2524 I always got mine for free from her. Miss her.
@@kelleychilton2524 Steady stream of SOMETHING at least, after the events that led up to this song.
This song reminds of days gone by. Playing baseball with my pa, mums apple pie and our white picket fence. And long summer nights. The good old days.😊
my parents were from the greatest generation. they had us dancing & singing the lyrics to this song especially on weekends. good times!
Back when women had CLASS
Lol bro I don’t know who you are but I’m picturing you saying this more serious than joking and I’m laughing heartily 🤣
This make sexy red look like elmo
*ass
A penetrating thrust into a world of dark matter.
As an A&R man in the 50's I pitched this to Ella Fitzgerald's people. I wound up being brutally beaten by every member of the Rat Pack save Sinatra, who threw a hankie at my quivering bloody post ass kicked mass and said, "clean yerself up, palooka".
The stories you could, I bet.
Priceless historical accounts. Thanks for sharing, glad they didn’t off you. :)
Imagine thinking this was true
Memories ... R.I.P Nana Daisy, you brought me up as if I was family, you taught me soo much 😢 my best friends Grandma Daisy used to play this on her wind up record player when she warmed up our onions. Showed and taught me so much, Everyone at youth club camp had warm onions after being in the tent with her. We all miss you RIP Daisy ... very experienced lady, took it all in, no woman has ever come close x 😢
Your Grandma sounds like she really brought only warmth to people when they really needed it. I am glad this old classic song brought back great memories of a person you cherished so much. I hope the spirit of Dirty Gerty warms your onions with your Grandma smiling and nodding on proudly.
Omg. Stop it. 😂
Is this real?
@@davekyle433 it's a real video on yt...
@@kdizzystl Never, Dirty Gerty can't be stopped.
They don't make 'em like this anymore. RIP Gerty
No Sir, they do not.
Ah yes the good old days; gentler more innocent times.
this is fake you know
This isn't fake I found this exact song on an old vinyl in my grandpa's collection not long after he died
Lucille Bogan ACTUALLY made this kinda shit 100 years ago. Great to see a resurrection of the genre!
The choir used to sing this in Sunday school; one of my favorites...
“Listen, the 40s…they were a dignified time…a holy time, a great time for decency and modest behavior.”
Meanwhile, the actual 40s:
Yes, exactly. truer words could not have been spoken about any bygone era.
It's AI
They were playing this on repeat at my nan’s care home earlier. The grannies were groovin’ along.
Gerty is a classic what can I say.
When I younger I was going through my grandpas old ww2 trunk filled with trinkets and what not that he brought home with him after the war and I remember finding this song on a 45 record and he took it from me, but he had a big grin on his face. I had totally forgot about that until now. RIP Grandpa
Yes RIP to your Grandpa, he obviously had a lot of great memories of Dirty Gerty's old.45.
Idk how I got here but I can’t wait to start playing this at parties lol
Thats whats missing today Class
Gosh what a timeless classic. I must ask my granddad if he remembers this one!
I would love to know what he says.
This was on the juke box at the old stainless steel diner on Main Street. It was the flip side on the 45 to "Eat mo' possum!"
This song was Grandpas favorite. **RIP** He would tell us grandkids stories of his days as a roadie for Dirty Gerty when they went on the East Coast tour, blasting in and out every shithole along the Hershey Highway. Gerty was strict, wouldn't take shit from anyone.God bless you, Gertrude Vaughns.
Had a girl like this once.
You are a lucky guy.
😏😏😏😏😏
I'm really loving these old-timey classics.
How did I go from listening to Chicago to this🙈
It’s hard for me to say I’m sorry
I really wish that Ms. Gertrude Vaughns got the chance to have the creative direction to have her song her way. But that's the music industry for you; always changing artists creations. What could have been if she got to sing, "Blast me up my shitter tonight". The world will never know.
We here at Sex Records always felt she could have been a huge star but those were the times back then, simple words spoken sung or even thought can completely end a career back then. Thank God that would never possibly happen today. But now with this thing called the "Internets" "The UA-cams" new fans like yourself can appreciate a forgotten artist like Gertrude Vaughns. and you know what. Thank You!
Just like Betty Boop copied Esther Jones, that bitch Red Hot Riding Hood rode high in her career by stealing Mrs. Vaughn's entire persona.
I smiled from start to finish.
lol..me too..🤣
My grandparents used to play this around the fire with mash mellows roasting……oh the joy of a real to real music player 😀
Nothing like suggestive childhood memories around the campfire.
We had this for our wedding tune.
This song just makes you want to get up and dance!!!!
This was my wedding song.
If this was your Wedding song, What was your Honeymoon song.... Slobbering on my Knob by Dirty Gerty as well.
The late Colonel Angus, Hero of Bushy Thicket, used to whistle this song at the bar.
And the Best Comment Award Goes To.....
I've always had a great time in the bush, don't understand the newfangled obsession with shaved.
Remember, Colonel Angus was stripped of his rank after the incident at Big Beaver. He now goes by his civilian name, Ennol Angus.
@@llongone2 that is the reason he came mostly through the back entrance
I’ve not heard this since my Grandparent’s Golden Wedding Anniversary in 1991. Great times.
Who says A.I. has no Humanity ???!!!
I think this was the song my grandparents danced to at their wedding.
Great Memories I'm certain.
I can't breath from laughing! Please put this on Spotify my dude! 🤣🤣🤣
So same 😂😂😂😂😂😂🇮🇪
This would go down a treat at any nursing home them good old days eh 😂😂😂
She was one classy broad, very popular with the boys apparently.. Pure golden nostalgia 🍩
You get it. And you know what, I'm proud of you for it.
Ah!,the good old days!👍
You watch, this will be featured in Fallout 5.
Oh please make it so....
Ha!
How kids will be listening to the classics in the future
I haven't heard this in years. My grandfather told me about Dirty Gerty. Fun fact, this record was only banned in 48 states. For whatever reason, it was still allowed to be played in New Mexico and Delaware. When I was older, I learned that Dirty Gerty might be my paternal grandmother. Apparently she had 14 kids and by age 60 she was nearly 380 pounds.
I see you know a lot about your possible paternal Grandmother. You have done your research well, Sex Records is very pleased with your wealth of knowledge.
Lmao pretty sure gerty was black and pretty sure this song is a fake !!
@@jospartan6451 You can learn a lot from @ajd7772
@@TheOfficialS3XRecords you need to learn a lot pushing misinformation bad form not cool bad dude
@@jospartan6451it is not.
This song was before 83 years ago 💙
This song was ai generated in 2024 because words like booty, boobies and shitter were not in use in 1941 vocabulary lol
There goes my perception of the 1940s being innocent times. At the end of the day people are just people.
I never knew how much I needed this, and to have my onions warmed. Thank you kindly.
🤣You're welcome, and Thank you.
We played this at my wedding.
a true classic for weddings and honeymoons.
You should seen them do the live version
Ahhh. I remember listening to this with my mom and dad after dinner growing up before going upstairs to do my homework.
Memories are precious.
My Grandma taught me how to play the piano to this song. Great memories!😊
need a fallout radio with songs like this
An online Petition is in order.
Charted at number 2 on the *hit parade
😂
*Sharted
Well now we know how they passed the long winter evenings 😂😂 . Put that light out😂😂
The next time we complain about Meg Thee Stallion, Cardi B, Sexy Redd, and Ice Spice.....
Listen to this classic banger. 😅
Yes, Dirty Gerty will Rise again.
There will always be the 'naughty' generation throughout human history...
True That, My Man.
Wish i had this when i took an Ex down on the Love seat ,she was a trooper
Damn!!! That's rough.
If you have an original 45 pressing, you're lucky asf
Best Taylor SwiftY song😅
The classics never go out of style.
And Sometimes....
They Come Back....
WITH A VENGENCE!
She has a way with words.
Ah, nothing like the classics to get the toes tapping.
Thanks for sharing this
Me and my grandpappy gon be beatin our shit to this when we meet in the afterlife.
🤣Oh that's good. You got me good there. 🤣
The 1940s Lucille Bogan 😭😭
I thought I had reached the end of youtube several times before and been wrong time and again.
This is the end.
Damn that was the lady that said she'll take it anyway you give it😅
This is on my grand mother's headstone!!!
🤣Thanks for sharing. Your poor Grandmother. That is too funny.
The music was so interesting back then!!
Takes me back to church camp
Man I miss old fashioned values
I wouldn't believe it, if i hadnt heard ìt!! 😂😅
She has a great voice and the lyrics are poetry
Thank You and Yes her voice was beautiful. Fun Fact though, this song was co-written by Gerty herself and Milford Jewishberg Sr. they actually did F in the stew and he did shoot that secret Sause.
Certified World War II classic 👌
This was the exact LP. That Alan Turing was listening too when he cracked the Enigma Code at Bletchley Park. Imitation Game just forget to mention it. 😏😄
My bikini model girlfriends are always singing that song to me. Are they giving me me a hint?
More light a flashing neon sign with a beeping alarm off.
There's a famous photo of a Saipan Sherman named Dirty Gerty, with "gonna blast this up your shitter, Tojo" written on the gun barrel.
Huh, Lady Dimitrescu always been keeping it “Casual”
Long lost sister.
8ft tall so there's a lot of room
Honestly, if America didn’t have the censorship laws it had back then, this would absolutely have been a thing.
Not really. We have tons of private correspondence between men and women and even then pretty much none of them talked like this.
@@EndOfSmallSanctuary97 What are you referencing specifically? I am not saying you are wrong, I am just wondering
Just discovered this woman, already love her!
The algorithm is wild with me right now lol
It's a love song
I blast Super Mutants away to the tune of "Blast it up my Shitter"
I salute you, Sir.
LMAO, a classic! Dont forget the other hit single, Misses Knob Shiner.
What about the country classic: I kissed my sweetie with my fist.
Now THIS is how you do retro futurism!
I’m gonna tell my grandkids in the future this is Sexy Redd
Ok i remeber growing up having my grandmother tell me my music is crude and inappropriate this is almost on par with WAP lol
How dare you insult the legacy and honorable name Dirty Gerty, Cardi b couldn't be filithier if she rolled around in pig Shit for a week. Dirty Gerty is Queen... NOW BOW!!!
@TheOfficialS3XRecords wow Noone was insulting lmfao making a comparison between old and new if you took those lyrics back from the 40s they would be on par with lyrics considered inappropriate in today's time lmfao take a chill pill and I'd agree cardi b is garbage I'm more of a lil Kim fan being a 90s kid
@@nathanwood7492 Dude, I am only kidding around, just jokes. I agree with you about your comparison past to present. I am just in character having fun. All kidding aside thank you for checking out my content and letting me know what is on your mind. All cool Bro. 😎
I remember this music amazing how time passes 😊
AI will save the world... then you find this. bless you anon
Ahh, "The Greatest Generation." Captain Rogers and his Howling Commandos weekend pass was always something to look forward to.
You almost had me for a second 😂 AI seems to be getting more creative by the day.
I would agree with you but AI didn't write it.
Fallout 6 soundtrack sounds like a fucking banger
I am seriously considering doin an online Petition to see how many people would sign up to get this song in their new game. Thank you by the way.
I like the cover model