That's A F**king Ugly Baby (obscure 60s music)
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- Опубліковано 13 чер 2024
- This obscure 1968 vinyl record, finally restored via ai music magic, caused a bit of a stir in the groups’ hometown but The Gleeful Dreamers were never afraid to shy away from the realities of life. “I call it like I see it,” group leader Orlando Benton said in an interview not long after the record’s release. “And oh lord do I wish I hadn’t seen it.”
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Lyrics:
Got a call (got a call)
From a friend (from a friend)
His wife had given birth and was on the mend
I went down (he went down)
For the week (for week)
He showed me 'round the house and finally to the nursery
But as I approached, I saw this look in his eyes
And when I peeked inside I knew exactly why
Cause
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Its eyes are lookin' crazy (both of 'em are lazy)
It's all wrinkly and wrong and its ears are too plump
Are we sure she pushed it out and didn't find it in a swamp?
Cause it's a f*ckin ugly baby (a f*ckin ugly baby)
Saw my friend (saw my friend)
He looked sad (he looked sad)
And in my head I was strugglin' to do all the crazy math
Know my friend
Know his wife
How could you put these two together and get strange alien life?
My friend said "Hey, it's not that bad is it?"
But I took another look and said I could no longer visit
Cause
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Its skin is weird and hazy (a blurry, blurry baby)
It looks like some old moldy bread that's been left out for years
Then it bared a full set of teeth at me and I discovered a new fear
Cause it's a f*ckin ugly baby (a f*ckin ugly baby)
And I ran out of that house
And should have found someone to call
Because if we don't do somethin' now
That thing will grow and kill us all
That's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
It must eat like an octapus
No I don't that if that true
But if you see it in the wild
Don't let that thing get hold of you
Cause it's a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Such a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
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"My mother never breastfed me. She liked me as a friend."
-Rodney Dangerfield
I can't breath I got tears and snot everywhere fuck man
I’m not sure who sung this to me as a baby because my pillow was on top of my face.
😂👍
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Must have been hard, but I guess it taught you to be tough
You win best comment.
When I was delivered, the doctor hit my mom instead of me.
This is why AI was invented.
My mother used to sing this to me.
Mine too. She still sings it on my birthday
How sweet
❤
If only I had that kind of a childhood....
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I was such an ugly baby my parents fed me with a slingshot.
Is that you, Rodney?
I tell ya I get no respect. No respect at all.
My mother wouldn't breast feed me. Said she only wanted to be friends.
This is classic. I tell ya!!!
Should be played on all Pampers commercials.
I have a nieces and a nephew whom I adore, but I have to agree there have been some ugly little spuds on the Pampers commercials. 😂😂😂
"Both of them are lazy" oh man that had me.
Pretty sure it killed me, and I'm typing this as a laughing zombie.
Ah, the Gleeful Dreamers! They had a short but memorable moment in the spotlight. In addition to this classic, they had hits with “Your Man Is an Alien” and “I Saw Your Wife in a Cage at the Zoo.” Their careers were cut tragically short when they died under suspicious circumstances. While driving to a performance in Wichita, their car was front-ended, rear-ended and t-boned simultaneously by three semis. The Kansas State Police ruled it “a tragic, if rather odd, accident.” The three are buried together just outside their hometown of Dinkins, Georgia. RIP.
For real?
@@BigWillie01naw
I see AI restored a news story from the 60's as well. lol
Amazing detail in this comment!
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.
Their look of concern is genuine
Not only did my parents send me to school with a bag lunch, they provided me with a second bag, complete with eye holes so I could walk to school by myself.
I was conceived to this song back in 1964. I was in fact a fucking ugly baby. I blame the song.
We used to bump this in Nam 67'!
"How could you put these two together and get strange alien life" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh man, my grandma used to sing this to us growing up. She would talk about seeing these guys live and how women would throw their babies up on stage. Man those were the days.
😂🤣😂🤣
Forgotten chorus:
"And they all sang this
At my buddy's baby's briss:
They had a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)
Such a f*ckin' ugly baby (a f*ckin' ugly baby)"
This originaly written for the Temptations but they passed then offered to the four tops they also passed. Thankfully The Gleeful Dreamers took it and i cant imagine anyone doing it better.
And on that day, the founding member of The California Raisins was born.
This is exactly what the world needs, the california raisins but more currant 🤔
@@ryanmellor2238take my UA-cam upvote and get the fuck out goddamnit
I was honored to be asked to sing this at my sisters shotgun wedding,
I LOVED this tune back in the day! But the B-side was just as good, too, called "She Hit Every Branch (Fallin' From That Ugly Tree)". What I remember is the group had a few minor hits, one album called "Strokin' Mista Johnson Tonight", but success eluded them and they broke up in '69.
In 1975, one of the members, Marcuse Trenoir, had a minor disco hit in Germany called, "I'm Humpin' Fat Ass On The Disco Floor Tonight" („Ich mach heute Abend einen fetten Arsch auf der Discofläche“ ). Catchy, but more of a hit in Europe. After that, he quit singing and found religion. Disavowing all Western music as the "devil's music", he became a recluse and is currently living on a houseboat near Biloxi, Mississippi.
The group reunited in 1982, and did some local shows, but never really had a major hit and just drifted apart. There was supposed to be a re-issue of the album by Rhinoplasty Records, but it fell through. But this song will always be my favorite!
I'm glad someone remembers this because I was starting to doubt this account 😂I looked these guys up and couldn't find anything
I read that they were really turning things around, in '69, but they kept choking.
I have no idea if this story is true or false but it's somewhat epic.
“She Hit Every Branch” is the song dedicated to Moscow Marge (MTG)!
@@dma124BleachBlondBadBuiltButchBody and the WUTtones were ahead of their time
This sounds like something Zappa would have recorded.
It needs to be said that, Necessity is the Mother of Invention.
People with ugly babies NEED to be told.
Zappa's forte was doo wop, not soul.
"It must eat like an octopus." 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤧🤧
The Gleeful Dreamers sang this at a Charity fundraiser event for JFK at the White House in 1962. A classic Motown hit.
I'm pretty sure I deserve royalties for this...
And thus a new urban legend is born, literally; seriously something like this happened in New Jersey back in the 1700s and they still claim to see it to this day in the Pine Barrens. Now when something like this happens in New Jersey no one takes notice, they say "It's New Jersey, who can tell."
Maybe if Paulie didn't lose his shoe
@@ColbyYadzwe could have gotten Silvio's scaroll without spending all night out in the fucking open!
My 2024 Song of the YEAR!
No "AI song" so far has been this laugh out loud and musical, all together. This is genius, true genius!
There's just something Soul stirring about the old R&B .
Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld's favorite song from the 60's
They were talking about Kramer.
"You gotta see the baby !'
One of my favorite episodes.
Breathtaking
They can’t all be good looking 👍😎
My uncle and dad were backup singers in this band, they wrote this the day i was born.
Some of these songs are legitimately good
I'm glad I can hear it again because the last time was when I was getting held under the water in the bathtub
"How could you put these two together and get such strange alien life?"
The facial expression of the singers match the song, LoL
Fun fact: This song is about me. I’m still ugly.
The profile pic was a nice touch!😂❤
This was my jam back in the day.
This happened to me i was wasted at a mall and laughed at the sight
Thank you for cheering me up on a tough day
I can't believe this didn't blow up within 24 hours of being uploaded. This shit became an instant favorite the first time I heard it and everyone I've shown it to thinks it's hilarious.
Agreed, it's one of the funniest ones I've heard of these.
Maybe this is why my swimming lessons always started with getting out of the bag for a warm-up.
Great Temptations pastiche!
"It looks like some moldy old bread that's been left out for years..."
A great addition to any jukebox!
I'm sure I saw this on "Soul Train" 😂
B-Side, She Hit every branch of the Ugly Tree
I remember that one! My parents used to sing it. I thought they made it up. Lol
I can’t stop listening 😂
when youtube open the doors to other dimension . bro i was listening The Chords and found this. than🤣k lawd
Thanks. This is well out there!
I can't wait to play this classic for my best friend when she has a baby one day
Funny but true!
I’ve never seen a good looking baby.
AI has finally created something that's quite good
Right here is why AI will replace human beings creating art. AI is in it’s infancy and it can create this. That’s why the elite are depopulating the planet. Robotics and AI will replace humanity for the most part. Sad but true.
I needed this so much. The song, the picture, the comments. All of it raised my spirits.
wow...cant keep a straight face in office when listening to this madness greatness
I'm glad you finally said it, cuz we were all thinking it, but none of us wanted to say it... Thank you.
"How could you put these two together, and get alien life?"
F*****g masterpiece.
Oh, I can distinctly remember this song playing at my grandma’s house. Happy times.
Ooooh my God!! Good thing I wasn’t driving when I heard this song, I was laughing so hard!! 😂😂😂 This is the best one yet
More verses than I expected.
I believe this is the tune that got them voted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame!!
Genius! I never laughed so hard. Thanks.
I really love the music - if I could just stop laughing long enough to listen to it!
This is gold.
The hit song from "It's Alive: The Musical"
This is a masterpiece!
I always hated how they censored this on the radio. What a great song it was!
It must eat like an octopus 😂
This is far better than Terminator. They seem to have a sense of humor. I wonder what their twisted, final solution is...
I keep listening to this unironically because it's a jam
😢 Brings back memories of lullabies mom sang me.
Rodney...commissioned this Tune..
I love dark humour.
So do i
This 🔥 been killing it every since I first heard it one hit like this and you should be good
Never heard this song before
This song is about the Ice Age Baby.
This song is fkin great
Yo this os probably my favorite one not on my channel 😂 This shit is 🔥 salute 😂
Ha ha never heard this but lve saved it to my list love it
Reminds me of the Flip Wison bit called "Ugly Baby."
This is absolutely brilliant!
Gonna sample this
LOL!!! This is priceless!
2:15 LMFAOOOOOOOOOO 😭
Hehehehe, 'grow and kill us all'😅
I love this. I've listened to a lot of music over the years, but not this one. Thanks for posting.
Thank you.
I swear to god i seen one the other day at Walmart. I was like poor fella
"Oh... I'm so sorry ma'am."
"Sorry about what?"
"Have a great day!"
♥️♥️
This is by far the funniest ones of these I've heard. If these are A.I. creations, I tip my hat to A.I. Just this once. If they're not A.I. creations, whomever did this song is a genius.
A.I. may end up killing us all, but at least we can all have a good laugh before we shuffle off this mortal coil.
@@michaelhellmer8531 I'm still not sure if these are A.I. or not!
@@DrTomoculusthey is
@@geraldfriend256 Thanks ;) it's still the funniest one of these I've heard. A.I. wins this round, but I'll be back! I'll be back!
@@DrTomoculus I for one salute our new robot overlords. Check out Simon and Garfunkel doing I like Big Butts ( formerly The Sounds of Silence)
I wish my mom would sing it to me 😂
This song inspired my namesake to take up singing.
This is good stuff.
Perfect!
Baby Octopus.
I cant wait to get full length movies with all types of spin(Comedy,Drama, Thriller, etc).
Mamma how come your eyes so straight?
That chorus is quite the earworm. 🎶😉
Well this made my night 😂😂😂
Fucking gold! Best one yet! My face hurts from laughing
I used to slow dance to this with my woman. Simpler times.
Subscribed after the chorus.