Rapid Fire Jokes You'll Never See Coming. Bobby Tessel - Full Special
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- Bobby Tessel has tons of rapid fire jokes you'll never see coming. In his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special Bobby Tessel puts on a show of one liner, fast fire comedy that is sure to have any fan of comedy laughing from start to. finish.
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Now this comedian knows how to write clever clean jokes and still be funny..kudos to him.
My favorite kind of style and he does it so well! Just dry puns, one liners, sarcasm, sneaker punchlines, etc. with exceptional timing and delivery! Thanks Dry Bar and Bobby Tessel for the laughs!
U described it perfectly!
Great. Wonderful delivery. Loving it, right now
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"Not right now". I usually get tired of one-liners but I kept catching myself looking forward to the next one. Very funny guy.
I would have yelled it out after the 2nd or 3rd time. Don't know why the audience took so long.
I grew up with Bobby and have not seen him in years. This was like spending time with an old friend and totally hilarious. I cant wait for more.
What was he like when you knew him? Seems like an honest guy and good friend
He was a truly kind and charismatic person. He was also an impressive athlete.. @@tristintadlock8947
So what did you do with the drier sheet?
Dry bar, bring this guy back more often! Absolutely had me rolling
This reminds me of Steven wright who also is barely in anything. Steven did write a book and released it fairly recently and I read it. The only book I read ever since I graduated 7 years ago.
@@nicholasgeorge4156that’s cool, just found the comic myself. You should read the Bible though brother. Jesus is going to return.
@@JesusIsKing301 I found Steven wright on a comparison video of him and Mitch hedberg is also similar but not deadpan. Think of Steven but on hardcore drugs.
"I gotta get home. My kid's tied to a chair" 😂😂😂😂
I was dieing
Happened to me once.
@@kingrobert1st Lol ... perfect.
Me too ... !!!
Was funny as was the whole show but an Aussie comedian I saw a few years ago had a similar joke about a women trying to get ahead in line of hi because she had a baby and he replied he can't cause his kid was still in the car and he couldn't remember if he'd left a window down.
@@richardcalisi9188
...dying*...😊😊
I love this guy! Thanks, Dry Bar for posting the full special!
There's a sprinkle of Steven Wright and a dash of Mitch Hedberg in his act.
Pure Gold
took the words right out of my mind 😃
My thoughts as well. I've never seen this guy before, but after his first few jokes I was hooked.
I see Steven Wright in him for sure.
Almost commented the same thing.
Whatta find!
I don't normally like the 'one-liner' type of comedians, but he was an absolute HOOT!! Great Start to 2024 with Bobby Tessel...
"Not right now" LOL, nothing like finally getting that Pavlovian response, but then finding there's no way to turn it off.
Hilarious! He's a _little bit_ like Steven Wright, and he's got the quality of material to carry it off. This is definitely my favourite type of comedian, and I'll keep an eye out for this guy.
Check out Stewart Francis. Also, check out Gary Delaney. Both are like Steven Wright. So hilarious.
Mitch Hedberg too .
Couldn't agree more about Delaney. He's got the speed _and_ the quality.@@mylovesongs2429
More like Wright than Hedberg I reckon, because Mitch's delivery is utterly unique - especially his inflection. But I get your point, and the fact that we're talking about Tessel in the same sentence as Mitch Hedberg is quite a compliment.
Hedberg's bit about 'Not blocking a fire exit' is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.@@TheRealHucasys
Two things i liked a lot about this comic: 1. Relaxed Delivery (almost Laconic) 2. many of these set-ups really felt like regular situations of his life that he developed into material afterwards, for example a casual comeback with an arresting police officer and so forth...
I also wrote a book last week!
It's pretty short, it goes:
"Once upon a time, they all lived happily ever after."
🤣
I do not always find stand up comedians funny. This guy had me laughing so hard that I was in tears.
Bobby Tessel is GREAT!!! Thanks, Dry Bar Comedy!
If I was there in the audience, after the microphone throwing joke, I would’ve yelled, “you won’t get fooled again!”
and he would have said “who are you?”
@@cturn9494 Awesome!! 🤣
Tessel is not only funny, he is actually fun to watch! A rare find... 🤗
Bobby Tessel is _VERY_ Good! "My mom's not that great at Frisbee" LOLOL
Clean, cool, calm and collected. I love this guy and his comedy. Way to go Bobby. Thank you for the good times... about 25 minutes of them. lol
That dude is hilarious😂
He needs to be famous
He’s funny..but let’s not over exaggerate .. I’m sure these kill at the local open mic
“Broke my ankle playing basketball… It was an arcade game”..
“I was catching fish left and right, people at the aquarium were pissed”..
“Ever seen ugly people drive really fast… Where can they possibly be going?”
It’s up to the people and i agree
You have a knack for understatement (exaggerate) and overstatement (kill) at the same time. I think the commenter is 12 and drunk sooo.... now you get the hilarious and famous. And of course you clearly stopped somewhere around the 5 minute mark as I did because you realized it just wasn't gonna get any better and was actually getting worse. Maybe they have special ed night at Dry Bar. I am good with wholesome entertainment but this needs to be done in nursing homes. Funny enough but nobody is going to stroke out from laughing too hard there hopefully.@@onlyinacj1
Never wish fame on anyone. Yes, he is that good but have you heard of a happy ending yet with fame?
@@crct2004 Seems to be working well for Leonardo DiCaprio! 😆
He is spot on with his delivery for his style and his jokes are sarcastically fantastic. Love it
Haven't had such a good laugh in a while, this guy is hilarious!
You had me at the first "not right now"!
The “I buried mom and dad like you told me, but the dog keeps digging them up” has me laughing so hard it hurts
I'm crying at work on nightshift....... there are 8 people in the room wondering what's wrong with me and there are zero ways to explain.
I laughed so hard about burying mom and dad I had bubbles coming out of my nose
Yeah, that joke is so old it can vote now.
That and, My butt is soft.
I saw this comment before watching and I still wasn’t ready for it! Almost had hot coffee coming out my nose 😂
the popcorn tongue finger thing is unusually relatable
That's because it's observational comedy regarding something that happens to all of us. This is not revolutionary.
@@shanenoey6401 hence "unusually" meaning more so than it ought to be under the observed circumstance, assuming I don't understand that says more about you than i
One of the best ones I've seen from Dry Bar in a while. Dude was a savage with these jokes!
"All men are liars"
"I've never seen a more beautiful woman ever" 😂👍
I would've said, "That shirt was made by a woman." I'm a man, so...
If I was there that night...I would be able to say I got my money's worth out of the evening. Nice clean jokes that you can tell around the water cooler on Monday ... but nobody EVER gets them right.
Including the comedian, because they're not good jokes.
Is it just me or does he look like he should be Sammy Hagar’s younger brother? 😂😂😂 It’s crazy! Loved it ❤
Oh my gosh! You're right!!
Yes, yes, 1000% yes! I couldn’t figure out what seemed so familiar about him, but you nailed it!
He’s the one who can drive 55
@@jpdude7274 lmao!! Yeah cause Sammy sure as hell can’t! 😂🤣
My first time seeing Bobby...hopefully not the last !! Finally a true comedian, and the clean humor was refreshing as well. Thank you !!
"we have no finger-to-tongue perception"
I got sad too, when he said last joke. 😂 this was way too short! Bring him back! Absolutely hilarious!
10/10, would laugh again
I like the way this guy thinks.
Great set! ❤😂❤😂❤😂
I love one liner comedians thank you for introducing us to Bobby Tessel - I think it’s a true art form.
Same
I used to write them for other comics in NY many years ago when there was still real comedy. I still write them for fun.
@@poetcomic1 do you think these famous one-liner comedians like Stuart Francis and Gary Delaney, write all of their own or get some from other comics?
@@3DCGdesign Some NEED to buy material if they do it on screen because you burn up material so fast. Some, like Steven Wright do it all themselves for YEARS! I bombed on stage more or less but could write but not perform. You take another comic's material you better watch your back.
Laughing feels so wonderful! Thank you❣️I needed that more than you could know.
So refreshing to see a comic not using the “f” word. Even my young grandkids could watch him. He is outstanding ❣️
Pendulum: May it swing back
Yes, that’s why I love Dry Bar!
Best comedian I've seen in months!
Agreed!
You really need to look up more comedians.
Always good to see Mitch Hedberg inspired comedians. Nice set!
I was thinking more Stephen Wright.
fairly interchangeable@@anydaynow
@@anydaynow Me too.
What a miserable comparison that is... 😅
depends what you mean by trombone@@paradoxikalparalysis
Top notch comedy !! Very funny. And proof you DON'T need profanity to have people roaring with laughter.
THANK YOU, DryBar for providing this kind of platform. Have seen MANY, MANY hilarious routines on your stage.
3, there have been 3.
@@shanenoey6401 Then you haven't watched enough. A LOT more than three.
Vulgarity is not funny and it’s only for the simple~
@@benveach9689
Yeah, that's why Drybar comedy doesn't have crass jokes 😊
That last joke has me in tears 😂😂😂
Very funny dude! Had me laughing the whole set 😂
I can't wait for the day that you find real comedy!
Love this set! Some good old-fashioned silliness! 😂
One of the best comedians i have heard in some time!!
Get out more. Bill Burr, Tom Segura, Kyle Kinane, Mitch Hedberg, Sam Morril, Mark Normand, Shane Gillis the guy selling hotdogs on the street corner... anything..
I liked his dry humor, needs his own show😂😂😂😂😂
A natural comedian. A gem, one in a billion.
Bobby Tessel is SO funny! First time seeing him... will be looking for more. Great timing, and so clever! :D
Thank you Dry Bar for good clean comedy!
12:12 He really is in line at a coffee place, because he didn’t say “not right now.”
Steven Wright would be proud.
He had me laughing all the way through his performance and I cried laughing at his joke about him calling his sister 😊 The “But the Dog keeps digging them back up” was pure gold 👏👏👏👏
The popcorn thing is so true!
1000%
I'd like to see this guy perform. But, not right now....
Hahahahaha
Аххахахаха 😂😂😂😂
Well, he just died so maybe you can do it in your next lifetime.
@@user-xx8ud2sr8i es no true.
😋
He’s good, and so understated. I’ll be looking for more from him.
This was worth watching! My belly hurts!
Good stuff!
For the second to last joke, I'd have said, "I'm just returning her call. She left me a message asking my opinion on whether she should fire her assistant or not."
I've just found a new favorite comedian. Good, clean humor, and genuinely funny. Thanks Bobby
He was faking it besides he’s a liar~
Drybar comedy is usually pretty good 👍 🤣
This is probably the funniest guy I've ever seen on DBC!
My day has just been made!!! Thanks for sharing!!!
Some of those jokes made me laugh 'til my belly hurt. 🤣
The tongue thing is the most true thing I've ever heard on this platform.
He's awesome! I loved it!😂😂 Thanks, Dry Bar!
This guy is awesome! Thank you for the laughs!
Hilarious...great timing!! 😂😂
Definitely gives me Steven Wright vibes and I'm all for it. Great job, can't wait to see more dude
He even talks like Steve Wright!
🤣 LoL WoW! Too much!! This was much funnier than I thought it would be. "Alcatraz, wish you were there!!!" I used to be........
Bobby is very funny. Hope to see more of him
Thank You Bobby ! You're BRILLIANT ! i Needed to Laugh ❤
Bobby Tessel is awesomely funny.
Wicked funny Bobby ! Looking forward to seeing more.
That’s a high bar to set for 2024😂 so good
Loved this. Bring him back!
I was once at a bowling ally and ordered a beer. They asked what size? I said, I will have a pint. They literally came back with we do not have that size. We only have 12oz and 16oz size beers.
One of my favourites for sure and I’ve watched a lot of comedians in my time..I’ve got a lot of time on my hands 😂😂
R1m the
"Not right now!"
⌛🫣🔫
😜
@@waynemeredith7088 what does that mean ?
Bring MORE!, This man was great, smooth, remembered all his jokes without a hitch, very funny guy
This was hilarious! Very funny from beginning to end!
This was an excellent show.
Steven Wright and Mitch Hedburg vibe, good stuff. Even had a similar joke as Mitch's "At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I need to dial 9 I say Yeah. Especially if it’s in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick.”
Mitch was/is the goat
I really had a good laugh!!!! Thanks for that DRY BAR
You really picked up my day! Thanks! You're great!
He's the prince of one liners. Very funny.. He should nix the ugly jokes though. Lol
nix?
@@user-hj7ld4ff7por mix it up make as many about ugly men as women
Definitely not the king of one liners. That would be Mitch Hedberg.
Another really good one liner is Stewart Francis. He’s from the UK.
@chlmrs43 This guy's good & Hedberg was good, but i hafta give first place to Steven Wright.
Signs for Les. That's a real niche market.
Great set. I'd like to see a lot more of this guy! Thanks for sharing.
This is good stuff. He didn’t even mention creckers in barrels. Lolololol
Thoroughly enjoyed this. Come back again Bobby!
Anyone else thinking Stephen Wright?
Just saw this, and that was my first thought 😅
...absolutely...only happy in perpetuity it seems
Definitely
This Guy is Really Funny. I Love it!
At the 12:05 mark, the lady trying to use her baby to cut line gets the Bobby Tessel treatment.
Best of UA-cam I've heard this year.
One of the funniest 🤣
I love how he kept referring to his notes on the stool...
Popcorn and Loser in jail were funniest for me
So brilliant! Fabulous show!
I'm just going to watch it again 'cuz you izzz too funny! And it's Sunday. The cats in the cradle. The shades are up 'cuz it's 7:46 AM on a snowy Sunday in January '24.
So ... I'ma just going to watch this again 'cuz I like when my face hurts from smiling too much 🙂
Bobby Tessel is so funny. Thanks Dry Bar !
Laughed almost all the way through.
Love this guy
Love your style, Bobby! 👏😂
Best comedian yet!!!
Great show! I hope to see this guy, again!
very well done, got a bonus unintentional ab workout