Stewart Francis' BEST One Liners | Comedy Roadshow - Jokes On Us
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- Опубліковано 23 вер 2023
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Taken from Michael Mcintyre's Comedy Roadshow - Series 1, Episode 1
Original Broadcast Date: Saturday 6th June 2009
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This guy has more funny jokes in 6 min than most new comedians have in a whole hour. He's funny!
Amazing - I don't find him funny in the slightest. After 3 minutes I can't stand any more!
There are some good jokes in there after 3 minutes. @@twangbarfly
Stand up for people who can't stand stand ups!@@twangbarfly
And his jokes are clean. To be funny you don't need to mention cunts or wanking or fuckwads or anything.
@twangbarfly he's OK....what comedian do you find funny
Heard that umpteen times still gets me 😂 his timing is brilliant. Some 1 liner comedians don’t give you enough time to enjoy a joke before hitting out with another, but this guys mastered it for me 👏🏻
I always love this joke about how he went to the bookstore and tell the clerk "hello , i am looking for a book titled how to deal with rejection without killing........... do you have it?" lmao
This is what Live At The Apollo is missing real comedy ! 👍🇬🇧
Yeah it's rubbish now.
@@seasonedbeefs yes it is but my mistake this was Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow !👍
Yeah it’s utter shite now. Get woke, go broke
Absolutely true. No long winded stories that aren't funny.
I saw Jimmy Carr when someone texted the show and said don't give up the suit because it's the only new material you've got.
Fabulous comic. How he remembers so much stuff. Brilliant.
Remembers his jokes, not history
It's 5 minutes.... people do theatre for like 3 hours reciting dialogue
Brilliant, clever, joyous !
Stewart Francis is hilarious
This guy is a riot😂😂😂❤
Finally a online comedian who really is a comedian. Well done.
Stewart Francis is a master of the one liner. Few are better.
Yes, I also like Nobody.
Tim Vine
Ye Tim Vine is great too, and Milton Jones, and Gary Delaney.
Lot's of one liner comedians are better, which is why people have actually heard of them. Like Steven Wright, Jim Gaffigan, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg and Norm Macdonald.
@@toshikotanaka3249 I've heard of 2 of them.
And Stewart
Go be a twat somewhere else
I'd love to remember his lines but my memory is terrible. Very clever comedian. Always funny.
I'm the same .
.the only one I manage to remember is "I was going to join a debating team, but was talked out of it"
@@chriskennedy2298 I only remembered the j-lo jello joke 😂
ua-cam.com/video/z0XHzEBasto/v-deo.html hes been doing the exact same jokes for years
We know what you asked for from the fairy godmother.
....so you weren't good at History then.
Absolutely love him.
Just a stone's throw away🤣🇦🇺
He's right up there with Rodney Dangerfield, Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg!
He's much better than any of those three. I checked them out here on You Tube and can report that the timing and delivery of Stewart Francis is far better than all those 3 American dudes.
Smart enough for intellectuals, simple enough for everyone. Great voice and delivery. Only trouble is much of whats available is the same or similar material. This one is mostly new stuff, and its good.
To me one liner comedy is always so corny, but in the most hilarious way. Cracks me up every time 😂
I can't stand if comedy is corny. Makes me feel like I'm lost in a maize.
I used to be against organ transplants but I had a change of heart.
Brilliant man. Live long dude...
ppppppppp
My favorite one-liner comedian.
Brilliant. I have watched this routine several times. He had the other comedians on Mock The Week laughing out loud, too.😂. Sign of a good comedian 👏
He’s got dad jokes that are actually funny, nice and gentle, no screaming cursing political ranting like certain young posh boy comedians
i wish this clip would never stop
His jokes are absolute corkers. I love the guy....
He is right up there 😂😂
Absolutely brilliant smart comedy
Never heard of him, but now I can’t wait to hear more from Stewart Francis! Hysterical!
The first 3 shows? He has online are brilliant
He's been around for ages and brilliantly clever I like "Having a blow job in a lift from an old lady is wrong on so many levels" !🤣🤣👍🇬🇧
Unfortunately he's retired from comedy, so you probably won't
Tour de francis
Outstanding in his field
Pun gent
I first saw him 25 years ago, and the quality of his one liners is always a joy. Pound for pound, Tim Vine is better value.... but the problem is remembering them all.
one liners are the true comedy art form.
😂😂😂
Never heard of this guy before now. He made me laugh, so 👍
He is so funny!
So so good. Thanks for posting.
His speaking fluency and skill is as good as you'll find. Maybe that's kind of tied up with charisma but he has great control of his presentation.
Who are you
@@ferise1 me? what?
I read this like it was a one-liner joke...
...but I didn't get it.
Ah, Stewart -- a solid, always entertaining stand-up pro -- and a fine ball hockey player, too, with whom I had the pleasure of playing during a Montreal Just For Laughs Reebok Cup finale.
This is absolutely brilliant a modern take on clever wise cracking joke telling
“In fact, just a stones throw away got me so bad 😂😂😂😂
His one-liners in the "Scenes We'd Like To See" section of MOCK THE WEEK are brilliant.
Never heard of him but loved it!
So glad this popped up in my feed. He is really funny.😂
Brilliant
"He lives just a stones throw away." That one got me.
The joke. Not the stone. Thankfully.
Guy is a lil known gem like Steven Wright
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.
Great intelligent comedy, doesn’t have me howling but just realised i sat there grinning for the whole clip!!
Smart and hilarious 😂😂😂
"Daylight come and me wan' go home!!"
My girlfriend thinks im a stalker.....well shes not my girlfriend yet😅😅😅
Absolute king of the one liner craft.
I´m pleasantly impressed. I wish you much success, Stewart. 🤗
_I never could work out why a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets........and then it hit me_ .
One of the first i heard with him😂😂😂 still one of the best.
Next to... swimming in to shore...😅
Good to see a classic style again.
One of my faves he's simply brilliant 👏 x
As a Brit living in Canada, I can confirm his last statement. Hilarious - he wouldn’t get away with most of that here 😁
Why is that?
Thanks for sharing, shared.
What a great act, really well performed by a talented guy. Brilliant Stewart Francis, just brilliant.
I'd never heard of this guy?... But he is hilarious!!!
that was brilliant i was crying b4 he even got 2 mins in lol
Yes. Yes, it is.😁
That was amazing :) Thanks so much
that was very good, thank you!
So good. Ages so well.
I love t he chemistry one… the rapport bit is just bonus
Absolute class! 👍
Bloody hilarious 😂
Great material, brilliant delivery.
Have always loved this gents humour. And the fact he is ‘one of us’ (that being, Canadian) is kinda refreshing, as well.
Are you from Canadia?
@@HelloMyNamesNinoI am
Shouldn't you be hibernating by now?
Oh please, Canada frequently dominates comedy! (keep it up)
@@hensonlaura Certainly Trudeau is a joker.
Best one liner comedian ever!
This dude is awesome 🤣🤣🤣
just watched this for the second time --just as funny
He's absolutely BRILLIANT.
Very funny man. This is real comedy
Absolutely on top of his game
Tim Vine, Stewart Francis, and the king of the one liners Gary Delaney are the funniest men on TV.. UA-cam.. and the comedy circuit.
Rodney Dangerfield was the king of the quickfire one liner's
Both you and Biggusdickus5986 have great taste !@@snelgrave101
@@snelgrave101
Was, in America, I'm talking about dear old Blighty. 🤗
@@biggusdickus5986 just wait till biggus hears about this, no wogers no wodewicks
@@snelgrave101
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Good stuff, really like that !!
First time seeing this bloke had a great laugh needed it too. 😁
Hahahaha genius comedian! ❤🏆 Have not laughed this hard in a while! 😂❤ Love from 🇸🇪
These one liners keep me good company. Good job Stew!💔
terrific !
clever one-liners with no cussing. How refreshing.
Excellent
excellent stewart francis must remember him.
Love this dude !!! So badass!!
Haha brilliant thank you
Excellent stuff!
He’s very good. 😂. 🇬🇧
He's superb...
So good, bravo sir 👍🏻👏🏻👌
Love it
LOL
brilliant
Thats was bloody funny!
Brilliant...
Nothing else needs saying.!
That was great.
Holy hell, this guy's awesome!
Bravo
Effortless skill and so beautifully timed.
One of my favoutite comics. I've no idea how he manages to remember all these jokes, or that he's able to keep writing new ones. But I'm very glad he does and will hopefully continue to do so 🤣🤣🤣🫡👍🏻👏🏼👍🏻👏🏼
He's retired now
Funniest guy I've seen in a long time.
Much harder to do than it looks!
Yeah, good job, had me ear to ear a few times.
You're the best Stewart. Brilliant. I hope to see you live at the Appollo one day.. 😂
Unlikely. He retired a couple of years ago. Or did he?
great set!
Never heard of him. Excellent first impression.
Very funny. Quite brilliant. As far as cinematography goes, I especially like the blank screen shots of the audience in total darkness.
You need a new screen
@@WorksopGimp You need to turn down your brightness. Bad for the eyes.
I found this truly funny man on here, as I've switched on the comedy roadshow lots of times and am yet to get a decent joke, never mind a comedian. Most are as funny as a dose.