I took the MIT Morality test w/ corpse
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- Опубліковано 18 жов 2019
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" -He's shy, bless him.- "
*k n i f e*
How do you get the line through the words 🥺🥺
@@crustycheese1559 lol you put ur words with the - on both sides but no space -like this- or look up UA-cam keyboard shortcuts
Not sure how fidgeting with a knife has any relation to his shyness
-ok-
W-o-a-h
"He's shy, bless him."
Corpse:
*Pulls out knife*
"She's useless"
"Kill the dog"
"Kill the old man"
*Hm. Yes.*
What’s the time stamp????
@JustOrdinaryLucas man okay.
@JustOrdinaryLucas bruh you’re the worst type of person to say that lmfao
@@v4mmps he’s not a bad kind of person for telling him to watch the video to find it , it could be annoying to you or something but there not really anything wrong with it
@@micahhihello5969 yeah exactly
Imagine you’re in your car. You realize there are people ahead of you and you panic, then time freezes as you hear Dave and corpse discussing whether you live or die
They say that you can die. You hear them say goodbye and quietly mutter “f*ck you, Satan and God.”
then you hear corpse say "fuck that guy"
@@dearlolly2293 the person: Satan?
@Van Tran All cars have airbags, but people die anyway. What’s your point?
All it would mean was I heard corpses voice in person before I die so I'd be ok with anything
The reason Corpse hasn’t done a face reveal is literally cause he’s a pair of floating hands. Why haven’t y’all figured this out yet?
It all makes sense!!! 🤦♀️
Dont expose himuh
He's rayman from rabbits
1k likes 👏👏👏
Yeah like who didn’t know that 🙄🤚
“I have a friend with me today.”
“I A M H A N D .”
I’m wondering if I’m going to regret asking, but is your profile pic a gay whatshisface from Batman?!
I was the 69th like
@@Cryptid_Robin I mean why not
is your pfp lego clay faces but instead of clay its gay....
@@sydneygesiotto3940 that’s his name!
'I've got a friend here'
*'I AM H A N D'*
'...he's a little shy'
Dude sounds (and probably dressed) exactly like Richmond from The IT Crowd 🧐
getLocation he did an interview with Anthony Padilla and well, I kind of like the way he dressed for that
it reminds me of the time woody is holding buzz's hands
bless him
Reminds me of the Adam's Family 🙃
It's scary how much deeper his voice has become in one year-
i was showing my mum some videos, from when sykkuno met corpse, and a more recent one, and mum immediately pinpointed which one was newer and just went "...his voice is.... that's not good. it's changed, will he lose it?"
i listened back over a few videos and... yehhhhh it's crazy how much his voice changed so quickly :/ i kinda just got used to it over time but... :/
its recording music, since he tends to scream in his songs. you can tell from his streams when hes recently recorded a lot. i enjoy his music but id rather no music if it means corpse's voice doesnt get hurt
yea i was gonna say 🥺
ive gotten so used to his voice that its not even that deep to me anymore😂
it didn’t
18:48 “you put the knife away”
“what is wrong with y-”
Dave sounds like my mom and I live with it
Da(d)ve
Your name got me.
"SESH"
Corpse hand: pretty boy
Voice: actual zombie
Personality: literal angel
top underrated comment
never heard someone describe a hand as "pretty boy"
@@Popo-hn6of Idk his hand just looks like a pretty boy/ soft boy's hand
@@beee7892 oooooohhhhhhh that makes more sense lol
All these fuckin angels killing men over women and rapping
15:11 he wasnt trying to stroke his beard, he was trying to choke him like he hates him, but he loves him
HAHAHA
LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME
Yes lol
This comment is underappreciated
Oof 🤣🤣
"Statistically, men live less longer-"
-Corpse Husband, 2019
longn't
Lol
Dave: "what do you have?!"
Corpse: "A KNIFE!"
Dave: "NO!"
Edit: what's with all the likes :0
sorry i ruined your 69 likes
Me holding a knife when I was a kid and my mom trying to say what I am holding:
Im laughing so hard HAHAHA
@@anoxbar4428 D:
OMG 🤣
I fault the person who keeps putting concrete barriers in the middle of roads.
David hamlett hit them with the self driving car
the real problem is that nobody inplemented brakes into the veychle
True, true
Exactly
@@lucabralia5125 this was under the assumption that the car's brakes failed
Corpse's hand says hes a soft pretty boy, but his voice says he's an actual *corpse*
He's an actual corpse hence why he is known as Corpse...
And his personality says that he is an actual angel
Cabinet gang leader I mean not really
And his impostor stats say he’s the grim reaper
@@lilmeows6041 facts
He probably needed a different type of morality test
Dave is a malignant narcissist
I don't understand what do you mean
@@BilalMughal-hs7ew dave has been caught up liking underage people im pretty sure
Okay, moral of the story- Don't EVER get in a car with Corpse and Dave.
this would be how i choose to die
You are probably safer in the car than outside of it
@@KainCarthyst Agreed
sounds about right
especially if you're a minor
Solving problem #1:
If you drift, you can get em both
That's what I was thinking
extra points
I'm definitely going to Hell for laughing at your comment...
And then liking it.
Fair point
Double kill
“sorry I just wanted to put my hand in the frame” yes corpse is tasting that *sweet camera life* and we’re all here for it
Yes agreed
time stamp?
@@jaydenv.5820 13:31
What about 15:13?
@@kenemythe4863 ty both for these timestamps your amazing!
I hope Corpse feels well enough again to record with his friends face to face. You can tell he's enjoying being in the video with Dave :(
I like to believe that Corpse just has knives and lighters on hand at all times. 😌
I mean he did tell the story about the one time he thought he was gonna get jumped and he prepared himself only to find out the group of people approaching him thought he was Lil Xan
The test is basically:
Do you choose sexist or sexist?
It's what KIND of sexist are you. Altough i would never want it to come down to that, i think these two did a very equal mentality tho
Laughs in random number generator
I don't think it's about sexism lol. In my opinion I would value the life of women more than men simply because statistically there are less women than men and it also only takes one man to impregnate a bunch of women. If I think about it a little more personally though people feel closer to their mother than their father, such as in a divorce situation they would rather go with their mother than their father so I believe women are, relationship wise (aka the people who know and love them in their life) value them more themselves than let's say their husband or something.
@@mayehoffman4253 No worries I understand lol. Just wanted to address them a little. If someone wants to choose saving the men over the women I'm all for it cuz at the end of the day it's a test based on their morals not mine.
@@amaruvt actually, women are around 52% of the general population..
I’m *never* getting in a self driving car with Corpse or Boyinaband.
Don't worry, you never will, even if you wanted to
@@karthik.b1309 I could get in anyone’s car if I tried
*funny joke haha*
No one:
Them: Well... they _chose_ to get in the car...
@@theworldsbestpodcasteverD Jesus Christ, so that's why you are wanted by the police. For a bounty of $120,000
@@karthik.b1309 Actually $150,000.
Looks like he needs to take another morality test
Suspected not confirmed
BROO U NEED A MORALITY TEST NOW 💀
"aw bless him he's shy."
corpse *takes out two knives and a lighter*
I was gonna like your comment but you have 420 likes and I didn’t wanna ruin that lmao
@@michaelblair1685 Lmfao
Can I ask for timestamp? 🥺
@•KîttyCatÇoffee• thank you!
who holds a lighter like that?
"Ur a male, u been an athlete"
"Yeah"
"If you were in this car- wait nevermind, you're the worst person to ask this, you would say just crash the car"
Mlao
isn't that the best option every single time though? those who took the car are at risk, not the people trying to cross the street. if there is an obstacle the car can hit which isn't another human, it should hit that regardless of who is in the car.
Plus the chances of survival would generally be higher in the care than as a pedestrian
*car
Of course these examples say that they'll die, but if you program it, i think u should crash the car.
dave clearly didnt have the best morality 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dave: Fit people normally don’t have medical illnesses.
Corpse: I wish that were true in my case...
After learning what Corpse has, my heart just broke in two! :(
Wait what?
@@themeatmanic i recommend watching Anthony Padilla's most recent interview with Corpse! In the interview Corpse talks a little bit about his medical condition (i don't remember what it's called) and i really wish for him to get better
@@sadherring ah, okay then, thanks
@@themeatmanic IIRC he has GERD (which is why his voice is so deep), chronic pain, and severe anxiety.
@@ChocolatePoltergiest ohh okay
Millennials: what is the better choice here?
Gen-Z: DRIFT IT
Insert Tokyo drift theme song
Initial D
POWERSLIDE IT
Bro I just feel like gen-z is just like “iM sO quIRky” like bro stfu
@@mileyxox bu- but, YOU'RE GEN-Z
Corpse is just a voice in Dave's head, he doesn't actually exist.
Dave owns a floating hand :>
he's a voice in all our heads then
If that were true I would be very sad🧍🏾♀️
No he's hand, he exists
LOL that makes sense wtf
Dave:fit people seem to have less medical issues
Corpse: wish that was my case
Dave: 👁💧👄💧👁 { regret}
These two are so hilarious together. I love Corpse's personality and his sense of humour. He's so cool. He deserves the whole world. 🥰🥰🥰😂
@Bob The Builder *shrimp
You can't say the s word >:(
@@4444vika stfu
@@inzukad2694 do you get the joke.?
@@lovetragic. oh, no sorry
@@inzukad2694 ㅤ
Dave: Boyinaband
Corpse: BoywithaHAND
Can this be the title instead?
Good job
@@themightyalmatysquirrel4228 Thank you I feel so honored
BoywithaHand-A hand that looks like a fan of a deathmetal band or Emo music which is cool
Eeeyyyyyyyy
his hand has been on the internet for over a year and we are just realizing now wtf
umm his whole body except face has always been in the internet tho
“ *I ‘ M H A N D.* “
@@radenmohamadadrianramadhan792 yes but corpse whole fanbase has a hand fetish
@@d.oooooo I don’t 🤔
@@mino7154 guess your not a true fan
“He’s shy, bless him”
Corpse:“I’m gonna get exposed”
Dave:”how?”
Corpse: “my morals”
Corpse: 'older like in your 30's'
Me, A 32 year old, crying in apparent old-ness lol
Same....same
How the F is a “smart” car supposed to identify a homeless person from a hipster millennial doctor on a crosswalk???
Smart: Secret Militarized Armaments in Residential Technology
They're all just weapons
it has a human in the... no I don’t want to finish that thought
@Earth Gang you're a conspiracy
Dee Dee not everything is serious
Databank with every fucking human and His info'ls
Dave cheerful: "Hi I'm boyinaband"
Sounding like Satan himself: "I AM HAND"
His name is corpse :>
@@Doja-rat16 We all know, this is a joke.
@@Doja-rat16 r/wooosh
if corporate is what satan sounds like... satan is seggsy...
@@chlobosoup6940 Oops satan is already in a relationship with sadam husein, sorry dude too late.
18:25 I wish that was true in corpses case too
That hit hard😔
Oh.... Oh no.... Same tho
he was never taught what laws there are
Dave: Corpse, what do you have?
Corpse: A KNIFE!
Dave: NO!
**runs off**
LMAO 🤣🤣😂
literally said this outloud before i even say your comment
Rip vine
_a knife_
why did corpse have tWO DIFFERENT KNIFES AND A LIGHTER JFLKDSJ
You don't?
did Dave come over to Corpse's house or is Corpse coming over to Dave's because if it's at Corpse's place that makes more sense why he just has those around but if it was Dave's house that means Corpse brought 2 knives and a lighter on purpose, and then I just have to wonder why would he do that
My dad carries those things always.😂✌🏻
@@kokichioma1872 I think Corpse went to Dave's house, Corpse doesn't record his himself (obviously) so he wouldn't need to have lights set up to keep the room lighted to record himself, so if this is true- why would he bring two knives and a lighter with him to a friend's house? My bet is in case he needs to defend himself, this world is wack so I wouldn't blame him
I mean if your going to a strange place with someone you only know from online wouldn’t you bring something to protect yourself??
Watching again. Totally miss Dave. Hope he's doing ok.
2:05
No one:
Corpse: *flicks knife out* stop the car.
Just priceless. 😂
CORPSE: “That’s true. She’s useless.” *whips out a knife*
OMG this part killed me 🤣🤣 I love corpse’s humor. This video is hilarious!
Oh hello there Fellow Acotar fan
@@didi3326 acotar is written like a bad fanfiction
@@LL-tr5et beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Everyone likes different things
I respect your opinion but I personally liked them
Also I only commented that cause their pic is the night court mountains 😬
@@LL-tr5et I enjoy ACOTAR not because it is good writing, but because I like the characters and the story. No one needs your negative opinion. :)
@@didi3326 hello! 😁
corpse was so nervous his hands told everything. protect that man at all cost
I thought i was the only one who noticed his hands shaking a little. he needs a nice comforting hug.
@@jenleon160 yess but i do think it had more to do with him being sick :(
Can't protect him. Don't know his face.
(Otherwise I would tell my smartcard to not run him over immediately)
Possibly anxiety too, I tend to get hand trembles when my anxiety gets triggered
@@Gayredheadbitch94 he does have anxiety, or at least he gets anxious easily anyways
"H e ' s s h y b l e s s e m"
~ Knife ~
12:29 corpses giggle is so wholesome
In a world where seatbelts and airbags don't exist anymore.
And breaks or hand breaks or cellphones ...
or people checking the road for cars
Right?! I thought all these things too...
No seat belts? No airbags? No swerve onto the sidewalk where there are no people? No deceleration maneuvers like slowly drift into the railing & rubbing the car to a stop?
@@Jadebones no automatic stop function in an automated car? There need no be any death. If the car is automated, won't there be an onboard system monitoring it's functions? Is that not best practice? If there is an issue with the brakes, shouldn't that be alerted? I mean, on airplanes they monitor the hydrolics? Right?
You guys don't really get the point of a moral compass test lol
But yeah those factors would exist and i assume the car would default to that if there was the option to
The fact you didn't notice the lights really pained me. Those animals were crossing legally dammit.
I just came to the comments to say this! I took it before watching and most of my answers were based off of lights
IKR I was looking for this
14:22 to be exact
animals crossing legally
hoomans crossing illegally
Granted, I think most people agree human life is valued more than animal life. However, the car AI systems must be able to distinguish between humans and animals to make this judgement ridiculously fast...
I suppose that if the car AI can identify the animals legally crossing, but cannot identify whatever is in the illegal crosswalk, it may still choose to run over the known animals than risk the possibility of whatever it detects in the other crosswalk being hoomans.
If the car AI systems cannot positively identify the lifeforms in BOTH crosswalks, only then it may fall back to running through the crosswalk full of whatever is crossing illegally according to the signals.
@@PhantasmXYZ damn, thanks for the full essay. But you're right, a car probably wouldn't default to lights especially in a panic situation. But when I took this with my driving class we all avoided the animals and high the people because we thought "making these wasn't their fault." So it'll probably hit animals due to people putting humans above animals, but it depends on what they decide to make their cars moral compass.
especially since it also says that in the notes right below the death totals
Dave: "He's shy bless his heart"
Corpse: "Wuddup baby girl ;)"
morality, morals huh. what are yours.
4:58 Yes, male cats have nipples, if anyone is still wondering
thank you
Life changing
Wow, now I know
Thank you, I was genuinely curious and too lazy to get out my laptop 😆
the more you know
This becomes more entertaining once you imagine that boyinaband is talking to the grim reaper.
Can I point out the fact that in some of these situations, the pedestrians are walking when given a stop signal. So when it dose show this, and there are even amounts of people the same age, kill the pedestrians........
Oh... Oh God
He definitely has the voice for it.. lol
I bet he's a goth guy judging by the rings and nail polish, so technically grim reaper yeah lol
@@madelynsuiter361 you must not have watched the whole video
Alt title: corpse wanting to be in the video without being in the video for 10 minutes straight 😭🤚🏽
"We have a massive preference for females!" Oh this did NOT age well
?
HAHAHA
@@derpyjane2524 there was a Reddit post a couple of months ago that accused Dave of grooming, SA, and dating a minor when he was 23
I love how Dave is basically babysitting this chaotic deranged disembodied hand
Lol same
It’s like thing from the Addams family
GDFBGYTMHNFNHJUT THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE VIDEO ISSS
The Adams families hand if it could talk
@@boop5636 ''THE HAND'' In theaters on aug 3 2021...
Imagine a Corpse "face reveal" and he's literally just a floating hand
bruh
thing from the addams family
This was the first funny thing about a face reveal lmao
Why did I wheeze
Lol
still best video on the internet
You failed the morality test IRL
“Who do you kill.”
Me: If you drift u can hit both.
That was my logic too. End them all, end their suffering, once for all.
Why can't the car just s t o p 😃
Stolen comment
@@madyr616 it says in all of the ‘there is a brake failure’
Lil Sean still, just stop 🙄
I love that Corpse still wants to be in frame in some way without revealing his face.
Same
I was gonna like ur comment, but it's 444 likes rn and dont wanna ruin it
I would like the comment but it has 666 likes so no
He can but he has to stand up and make sure he never bends so his face won't reveal
I wanna like this comment but it has 1666 likes
Should´ve thought about morality when it came to real life too
bro took a morality test 😭 how ironic
I like corpse's laugh, because his voice is so ominous and his goofy laugh reminds me that he's not actually a demon
And when he's laughing and talking his voice is way higher
Or is he-
Boyinaband: "Do people need to think about this stuff?"
Me: Immediately saves the dogs
I want to like but if I do it stops the irony
YES!
Why is nobody talking about the moment where Corpse just grabbed Daves face and stroked his ''beard'' I wheezed at that
Just bros being bros
5 feet apart
because
@@bgm-sh9pe october 2019
Maybe he has one hmm
Timestamp please..?
Philosophy student here, dropping by to offer some insight into where Corpse and Boyinaband differed.
Boyinaband favors a lot more “utilitarianism,” which is often explained as doing the best for the most possible people, while Corpse favors a view wherein people are considered not a means to an end, but and end unto themselves.
What does that mean?
Utilitarianism can be described as doing the most good for the most people, which at first sounds like the most obvious ethical perspective. However, as Corpse mentioned in some of his arguments, it can also mean devaluing people who need more resources to achieve an equal quality of life, or who produce less resources for others to use. When taken to its logical extreme, generic utilitarianism can *support* ethics like killing a healthy, innocent person to use their organs to save several people in need of organ donations. Technically, ending one life to save 5 others does the most good for the most people, but the vast majority of people will still think it’s fucked up to kill and harvest organs from a healthy person, even if it saves 5 others.
Why?
Because doing so treats the healthy person as a *means to an end,* wherein they’re being *used* to save others. If actively killing an innocent person is the means by which you save others, that person no longer is being treated as though they have innate value, but rather as one faceless variable in a living equation of “doing the most good for the most people,” which is a perspective often proven to support some highly disagreeable moral takes.
Look up the trolley problem if you’re curious about learning more!
The 5 people who 'need' the organ transplants are genetically lesser then the healthy person with good organs who will produce healthier children.
Let the people with shit organs die.
“Hope I’m not cancelled” well I have something to tell you
Corpse's hands are beautiful
Yes ☺
😭🤚😩
We got #Onlyhands trending globally yesterday that was lit
I love how people can literally simp over hands
@@batata1976 if you think of it that way its hilariouss, over hands and a voice
I know that corpse is likely sitting in a chair, but I keep imagining him just standing there the whole time. Like, just hovering off screen. Awkwardly shrouded in shadow, back pressed against the wall
STOP PLEASE my thoughts...MANY thoughts
I feel like gauging where his shoulder would be and how Dave has to look up at him, he’s probably sitting on a stool or something bc Dave wouldn’t make him stand
I was picturing this as well 😂
corpse might be tall so dave has to look up and not down but Hmmmmmmmmm
@@jdenopadoesstuff4639 corpse is 5’10 and Dave is 5’8
This is actually super complex when you have take into consideration the ages, genders, job status, health status, responsibility of being in a car/on foot, obeying the lights or not and whether you stick with your path or actively swerve to hit people…really a lot to think about!
And the biggest question. How does the car know?
you seemed so sweet dave. you made me happy.
💀
Nothing has been proven yet
I agree with this comment whole heartly, until I'm proven otherwise, Dave my Favorite Boyinaband, adorable Psychopath/j
17:48 "We have a massive preference for females... Hell yeah!"
"respect waman"
"RespecT WamaN!"
Was this a reference to Pewdiepie?
DRINK YOUR RESPECT WAMEN JUICE PEOPLE ( nice pewds refrence )
Dave: “what is in your hand?”
Corpse: “A KNIFE!”
Dave: “NO!”
damn, i commented that too.
Rip vine ✨
loooool that's what i was thinking
Let me see what you have
When dose he get the knife-
You know I’ve watched this a bunch but I just started to wonder… is Corpse sat in a chair? Because Dave seems to look up just a little bit so it made me kinda think Corpse might be standing and now I’m not sure.
Not unless he’s in a swivel chair looks super super high. I mean I know his body says otherwise, but I like to imagine him in a swivel chair
LOL The discussion about Dave and Corpse taking long breaks for their health made me laugh. Now that I've fully jumped down the Corpse rabbit hole and know who he is and what he does (and watched that long-ass livestream, which was so fucking informative and soothing), I think you both need a hug. And that we require at least like 2 Dave videos a year. Gotta pay those bills somehow, right?!
This whole video seems like Dave is having a casual talk with the devil.
Lol
Satan is best boy
GREATWHITE 2332 👁️👄👁️
GREATWHITE 2332 yep, and now I wanna have a friendly chat with the devil too
GREATWHITE 2332
That’s every video
Does Corpse just carry a switchblade, a knife, and a lighter on him when he leaves his apartment?
-Also thumb hole in his sleeve :)
Well he had a gun pulled on him earlier this year soooo
He’s was almost killed so yeah.
What happened?
Hi leave me alone Someone was stalking him I think and they pulled a gun on him and almost killed him. 🥺
@@gdghfshebss8065 Jesus. That man is a walking pile of unluckiness. I hope he's alright. Thanks for responding, by the way.
1:03 that's the highest I've ever heard corpse talking voice. Lol
Something about this video comforts me heavily. I just keep coming back to it lol
Boyinaband: You’re a male, you’ve been an athlete
*Shows a clip of zombies running for brains*
His name is corpse for a reason lol
@@dexa6623 that is true 😆
“he’s shy”
*takes out knife and says to kill human*
but seriously corpses personality is everything
He is a Bean
@@matthewwitt3683 he sure is
😭❤️
Love, dove
@@kraken_yak596 trueee why does he have those
Don't have to finish this one to know you failed
The moment of realization is that the test is a hoax to let out their immorality lmfao
We miss you Dave. Come back to us.
You are precious and we value your awesomeness.
Plot twist. Corpse is actually just a floating hand.
The hand from the Addams family
@@mackenziesauers5547 LMFAO
omg he's like dr mad from inspector gadget
i like this idea, from now on, he's a floating hand for me ♡
No, no, they have a point
I feel like Corpse would be that one guy who cries when a dog dies in a movie.
I-I’m that guy
@@evonnemoye1484 Nah, you haven't seen enough of his content
Corpse would love the movie Amores Perros
Whoever doesn't cry when a dog dies in a movie is messed up.
@@bel410la I dont cry when dog dies cause I don't care about them yeah I am messed up but idc
Rewatching this because I love their dynamic. Miss you, Dave
ngl this is my comfort video, i come back to watch it all the time, it's the first time i found corpse, and when i first started watching Dave
Something about the hand-man's voice says that he might fail a card swipe 30+ times live in front of 200k people and his friends. Idk, just a hunch.
I also get the hunch that he can't open foil
JLFKJDLSJF
I'M SCREAMING
i also get a hunch that he showed his "gel" on a stream
I get the hunch that he spilled wine on his white tee
everybody gangsta til corpse giggles
timestamps please ✨
@@meebopng 19:04
@@meebopng same lol
deadass it's soBAHASHISIWDFJSH I CANT EXPLAIN
Hahahah wt fwas that
dangerous objects counter 3(?)
knife 1: 2:10
knife 2: 18:48
lighter: 18:50
if i missed one tell me lol
“It would be a specific type of person to choose the dog over the human”
Me: *slowly raises hand*
It's funny how I actually raised my hand like it was a question and I was in school again when he said that. 😅
1 year ago: corpse is a hand
now: corpse is A hand AND has hair AND breathes
aa i forgot about the breathing ejjejeb
And he has a torso! (remember pewdiepies video. That was actually how I found corpse)
He has a whole body too. The faceless youtubers video?
@@Hoppelpinguin omg I forgot about that HE HAS A BODY!
and his name is randal and he works at a automobile shop
"he's shy, bless him"
No dave bless YOU, ugh so pure.
He really is :c
I don't know why but I love listening Corpse talk like it's so relaxing and my ears are blessed even tough I loose my lungs while laughing hard I still love listening to him... 💕
I found this really interesting! I’d love to hear Dave and Corpse discuss moral and other stuff (even though I know it’s unlikely), that would be cool
traffic lights: exists
David: i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that
Oh damn, I didn't realise them until I saw your comment. That changes a lot
xd
yeh
traffic rules ... rules are meant to be broken in dangerous scenarios
You've got 666 likes. I cannot in good conscience give you a like.
Corpse is slowly becoming the baby knife meme
"lemme see what you have"
corpse: A KNIFE!
"NO"
y e s
Jfc 🤣
I just imagine sykkuno Saying:
"Lemme see what you have"
AND Corpse with his deep voice:
"A KNOIFE"
AND then sykkuno just chasing him saying:
"NO NO NO NOOO"
YES
Whenever I hear that audio, all I can think about is baby with a gun.
I have depression. I came back here a year later. Miss u corpse (like a lot lot)
i cant believe they forgot about the traffic signs! if you look closely at the stoplights near the crosswalk, it shows if the pedestrians are allowed to walk across or not