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  • @APairOfAirForces
    @APairOfAirForces 3 роки тому +1544

    The original white board is probably chilling in his attic happy that it doesnt have to get smacked every 5 minutes

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +11954

    "This might be the most emotionally traumatizing celebrity death that we've had"
    Facts. RIP jack's whiteboard.

  • @floop1108
    @floop1108 3 роки тому +705

    Sean: ‘I KNEW I WAS MOVING YOU FOOLS’
    Greatest plot twist of the century

    • @crazycat1052
      @crazycat1052 3 роки тому +9

      PWAM PWAMP PWAAAAAAAA

    • @shagrat6686
      @shagrat6686 3 роки тому +8

      At the same time as i read that comment , he said it.... damn , that a coind... coininid... coo... c....luck... yes.

    • @rebeccalogan5959
      @rebeccalogan5959 3 роки тому +7

      Pirates of the caribbean theme

    • @irvinperez4594
      @irvinperez4594 3 роки тому +1

      Im still sad cause he replaced the old one
      At least he has that one now

    • @mozzie1439
      @mozzie1439 3 роки тому

      @@shagrat6686 its spelt condjqowixjrhe you fooL-

  • @lordtremor393
    @lordtremor393 3 роки тому +729

    Probably no one cares, but the tracking on the needle when he talks about vaccines at 10:51 is AMAZING

  • @SalMans838
    @SalMans838 3 роки тому +1158

    “Although the white board is gone, I have one thing to say.... FU-“ *Reese‘s commercial pops up*

  • @t4hN_YT
    @t4hN_YT 3 роки тому +622

    Plot twist: The new whiteboard was the old whiteboard's son that wants to carry his legacy of being the only cure for sadness

    • @jeffpigion4689
      @jeffpigion4689 3 роки тому +10

      now that you put it that way...
      I feel less bad

    • @enzoclark241
      @enzoclark241 3 роки тому

      This needs more likes and I am now happy

    • @reefisgay
      @reefisgay 3 роки тому +2

      this now officially canon idc what anyone says

    • @lyxanite3745
      @lyxanite3745 3 роки тому

      This deserves to be top comment

    • @thatonecringeteen
      @thatonecringeteen 3 роки тому

      I was thinking little brother but this is better!

  • @holyspiritracc7361
    @holyspiritracc7361 3 роки тому +434

    the fact that jack holds up the blank whiteboard unintentionally making a new meme template

    • @threec4336
      @threec4336 3 роки тому

      @@user-ii9wd3dj3q 😐😐😐

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 роки тому

      @Moon Boy ❶ 909 subs in 23 seconds?

    • @istarune
      @istarune 3 роки тому +1

      “Unintentionally” on purpose.

    • @sapphiredew8146
      @sapphiredew8146 3 роки тому +3

      @Savetion II I am reporting each and every one i find

    • @God-px3kq
      @God-px3kq 3 роки тому +1

      @@sapphiredew8146 atleast I know I’m not alone in this mission

  • @smidgefilms918
    @smidgefilms918 3 роки тому +557

    Jack: "Stand for the anthem you cowards."
    Me in a Wheelchair:
    S**t...

    • @sid2validd735
      @sid2validd735 3 роки тому +22

      @@al_monty sorry grandpa, but my spine is broken and i have the spirit to stand up ma g

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox 3 роки тому +28

      i found this stupidly funny and i feel bad for laughing so i’m sorry lol

    • @chloehudson9870
      @chloehudson9870 3 роки тому +7

      We can sit together and encourage others who can to get off their backsides lol

    • @larouge8978
      @larouge8978 3 роки тому +2

      I feel bad for laughing at thsi even though you were meant to make it a joke 😭🤚

    • @Floompers
      @Floompers 3 роки тому +1

      @@larouge8978 Same

  • @oceanwinds255
    @oceanwinds255 3 роки тому +402

    The whiteboard is like that one anime character that dies but everyone was too sad so the studio brought them back

    • @DewdleBob.
      @DewdleBob. 3 роки тому +6

      Yea sounds abot right

    • @CreamCakes420
      @CreamCakes420 3 роки тому +2

      No it's when they just introduce their kid

    • @christinecannibal844
      @christinecannibal844 3 роки тому +1

      Yo forreal. Pain killed literally everyone I loved on naruto. Kakashi and pervy sage broke my soul. Happy as fuck kakashi was brought back to life. Still heart broken for pervy sage

  • @djangomarshall1580
    @djangomarshall1580 3 роки тому +463

    Jack can officially bring back the dead. He brought back the whiteboard, he brought back Jacksepticye’s funniest home videos, and he brought back happiness in my soul.

    • @CreamCakes420
      @CreamCakes420 3 роки тому +2

      He didn't bring back the dead he adopted its child

    • @runeofchaos2035
      @runeofchaos2035 3 роки тому +1

      Bro why does this comment feel so relatable
      (Sadness intensifys) :[

    • @wincaimoon5788
      @wincaimoon5788 3 роки тому +1

      So true. I really was done with this week then this it was like 💥😇😂🙌

    • @mostlymoist6137
      @mostlymoist6137 3 роки тому +2

      yes but can he throw it back?

    • @netq9362
      @netq9362 3 роки тому +6

      @VERYSCARY im ashamed i share oxygen with you

  • @Casedilla73
    @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +2086

    Fun Fact: “Corpse Husband” is Irish and likes to scream at the top of his lungs in a high-pitched voice while drinking coffee and whiskey

    • @amber5409
      @amber5409 3 роки тому +70

      @Savetion III what is your problem...

    • @gothichinata4332
      @gothichinata4332 3 роки тому +22

      Preferably out of the same mug, at the same time.

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +9

      @@gothichinata4332 Peak Irish manliness

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 роки тому +25

      @Savetion III F off

    • @nicholasanthony2374
      @nicholasanthony2374 3 роки тому +6

      That explains the gravely tone.

  • @3K0.NU11
    @3K0.NU11 3 роки тому +492

    Jack: “rip whiteboard”
    Jack two seconds later: “new whiteboard!”
    Not gonna lie they had us in the first half

    • @Mr-Tonk
      @Mr-Tonk 3 роки тому +4

      We got a whiteboard 2.0

  • @kalliedurley4525
    @kalliedurley4525 3 роки тому +1590

    Jack: "STAND FOR THE ANTHEM"
    My mom, screaming at me: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING-"
    Me, standing in the car through the sunroof: "L IS FOR LOVERS WHO LOVE ONE ANOTHER-"

  • @sageofwholesomeness8566
    @sageofwholesomeness8566 3 роки тому +209

    Imagine if Jack bought a big whiteboard that has wheels. Just imagine the silence as he drag it into screen

    • @ryan_la_foof3320
      @ryan_la_foof3320 3 роки тому +10

      as much as i love baby whiteboard, daddy whiteboard would be so much better

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 3 роки тому +9

      I just imagine Gab just offscreen wheeling it into frame "Is here good?"

    • @SapphireMoon
      @SapphireMoon 3 роки тому +5

      Pfft, and like the wheels squeak every now and then

    • @ador3qr
      @ador3qr 3 роки тому

      @@SapphireMoon I BELIEVE I BELIEVE IN STEVE IN STEV- okay I’ll leave now

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 3 роки тому +3350

    Corpse husband definitely wouldn’t drink meme juice. You’re Jacksepticeye

    • @olakadaj2393
      @olakadaj2393 3 роки тому +134

      @Savetion III Wow you really think its that funny? Youre just a little brat that likes to make fun of others, eh? Thats really childish. Go somewhere else. Youre not welcome here.

    • @whatdoinamethis8341
      @whatdoinamethis8341 3 роки тому +79

      @Savetion III u look like all cod 13 yo kids in its final form

    • @whatdoinamethis8341
      @whatdoinamethis8341 3 роки тому +65

      @Savetion III why do you need alts? You scared for your channel? Dam youtube autocorrect

    • @darkbean45
      @darkbean45 3 роки тому +61

      @Savetion III i would roast you but my dad says I'm not allowed to burn trash

    • @crustywetgrippers
      @crustywetgrippers 3 роки тому +11

      @@darkbean45 lol

  • @24kfrog11
    @24kfrog11 3 роки тому +78

    Jack: Gets a portable whiteboard
    Everyone liked that

  • @arkron81
    @arkron81 3 роки тому +398

    Like Groot, who sacrificed himself for the good of his friends and reborn as a sapling... now the beloved whiteboard has been reborn as a small whiteboard. We will cherish you forever, whiteboard.

  • @coffeejellyash
    @coffeejellyash 3 роки тому +258

    Seán: STAND FOR THE ANTHEM!!
    **Proceeds to do the Attack on Titan salute**

  • @hannahraves
    @hannahraves 3 роки тому +164

    i love that sean is just casually so kind and accepting. like he doesn't ever need to talk about it or anything but he just said "if you are a PERSON with testicles" instead of just saying if you're a "guy". he's so kind

    • @-FEEW
      @-FEEW 3 роки тому +2

      nah thats just fucked up how society makes people like you feel that its wrong to use guy or girl terms without third option

    • @sarahqistina9438
      @sarahqistina9438 3 роки тому +4

      @@-FEEW no

    • @1li6na
      @1li6na 3 роки тому +4

      @@-FEEW huh?💀

    • @cyan7460
      @cyan7460 3 роки тому +10

      @@-FEEW he's being inclusive to everyone and you're bitching about it? why are you even here?

    • @ryuuthefrog3775
      @ryuuthefrog3775 3 роки тому +3

      @@-FEEW It's not really fucked up though cb there's females with testicles (trans people, male to female). Therefore it's more than just males. Also non-binary people who have testicles. It isn't about not being able to use guy/girl terms, it's just that people that AREN'T guys WITH testicles exist. It's deep but like, not that deep. Shallow waters level of deep. Not the entire damn ocean.

  • @xdarkhunterxyt7253
    @xdarkhunterxyt7253 3 роки тому +82

    Jack: "everyone who watches this channel is over 18"
    Me: "yep definitely. *laughs nervously*"

  • @rachael5573
    @rachael5573 3 роки тому +417

    Sean: is about to scream
    UA-cam: it’s ad time it’s ad time gather all your friends its ad time

    • @johnather
      @johnather 3 роки тому +7

      I think u mean "go tell all ur friends" or "buy all our shite"

    • @WGL
      @WGL 3 роки тому +2

      This. This is why I went premium.

    • @nekochan3725
      @nekochan3725 3 роки тому +3

      @@WGL bro thats a fucking waste of money get youtube vanced or install adblock

    • @alphadoubles8507
      @alphadoubles8507 3 роки тому

      Perfectly cut off scream 😂

    • @bluegold1026
      @bluegold1026 3 роки тому

      So much truth to this lol

  • @luciferpines1051
    @luciferpines1051 3 роки тому +500

    When I stood , saluted, and sang the anthem I received a few “wtf” looks from my parents

  • @elijaramirezzz8714
    @elijaramirezzz8714 3 роки тому +258

    He might be short, but he chose to grow short so he can look up to his beautiful Dutch queen

    • @aidansmith8617
      @aidansmith8617 3 роки тому +1

      This comment is gonna be hilarious jf they seperate

    • @holagola4115
      @holagola4115 3 роки тому +6

      @@aidansmith8617 weird sense of humour

    • @theshadowaspect8678
      @theshadowaspect8678 3 роки тому +1

      i would normally like a comment about the tall lady but then i re-read it and got confused on "chose to grow short"

    • @elijaramirezzz8714
      @elijaramirezzz8714 3 роки тому

      @@theshadowaspect8678 there's this comedian who made a joke about choosing to grow low soooo...I thought it would fit.

    • @WhiteBuzzardP
      @WhiteBuzzardP 3 роки тому +3

      @@aidansmith8617 r/CursedComments

  • @harlymeow5708
    @harlymeow5708 3 роки тому +5

    3:46 "the markers to fall of and every-*voicecrack*-thingngnngd"

  • @bobbyahmad5197
    @bobbyahmad5197 3 роки тому +321

    I knew jack would get a new white board, but the old white board will always be in our hearts

    • @jjjjj769
      @jjjjj769 3 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @naturegeek33
      @naturegeek33 3 роки тому +2

      I thought he would get the big ones with the stand

  • @Maplesyruped52
    @Maplesyruped52 3 роки тому +1418

    Jack: “I am corpse husband”
    Me: this explains why we never saw Sean and corpse in the same room together 😳

    • @djhunter3756
      @djhunter3756 3 роки тому +2

      XD

    • @saniyawilliams9088
      @saniyawilliams9088 3 роки тому +34

      @Çhrizin Pézēt x92 I don't really have the energy to give you hate for no reason

    • @frostking2444
      @frostking2444 3 роки тому +2

      @Çhrizin Pézēt x92 ok ur unsuccessful and won't get anywhere with ur channel there

    • @anghellenard2184
      @anghellenard2184 3 роки тому +1

      @Çhrizin Pézēt x92 Fat Neek

    • @BettyJambazova
      @BettyJambazova 3 роки тому +3

      Oh sh*t you’re onto something 😳

  • @pureirisheejit2532
    @pureirisheejit2532 3 роки тому +288

    Everyone: "Woah, I thought you were dead"
    Whiteboard : "My death was, greatly, exaggerated."

    • @wetfloor222
      @wetfloor222 3 роки тому

      I literally watched megamind like an hour ago wtf

    • @kris7115
      @kris7115 3 роки тому

      @Savetion II you good fella?

    • @kyletechsupport1397
      @kyletechsupport1397 3 роки тому

      @Savetion II ?

    • @pureirisheejit2532
      @pureirisheejit2532 3 роки тому

      @Savetion II, sorry to be negative but that's just not funny

    • @Roxfox
      @Roxfox 3 роки тому

      For the record, the precise quote would be "The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated"

  • @mediocreartiste
    @mediocreartiste 3 роки тому +40

    I just wanna say i love this man i love his content and i love that he corrected the memer to "people with testicles"
    trans rights hell yeah

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +204

    3:20
    Jack : "FOOLS ! I have a brand new whiteboard, I've been preparing for the move for months !"
    Everyone : "how dare you stand where he stood"

    • @kimfarrell2921
      @kimfarrell2921 3 роки тому +6

      Good harry potter reference, love harry potter

    • @lucypie21
      @lucypie21 3 роки тому +4

      I got an ad right on the f of "FOOLS". Incredible work youtube *clap cl...*

    • @lcmmig98
      @lcmmig98 3 роки тому

      "They had us in the first half not gonna lie"

    • @dragonwreck5637
      @dragonwreck5637 3 роки тому

      YOU WILL NOT REPLACE HIM!

  • @mikeslovak5589
    @mikeslovak5589 3 роки тому +473

    1:34
    Jack: STAND FOR THE ANTHEM YOU COWARDS
    Me who just had surgery yesterday: and I took that personally

    • @pippip2700
      @pippip2700 3 роки тому +28

      Hope your surgery went well!

    • @imnothing3455
      @imnothing3455 3 роки тому +11

      Oh geez. Hopefully it went well

    • @heliabriar
      @heliabriar 3 роки тому +3

      Sending good vibes! Hope you heal well and quickly:)

    • @ishaansharma4325
      @ishaansharma4325 3 роки тому +5

      Haha I hope your surgery went well. I also know how it feels like, I actually had stitches on my ankle and it was SO hard to walk. I had to keep my leg straight all the time for like 20 days . But it felt really good to bend my leg again.

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 3 роки тому +2

      Me, who sprained my ankle two days ago: and I took that personally

  • @shua.Flstudio
    @shua.Flstudio 3 роки тому +168

    Top 10 saddest anime deaths: number 10, Jack’s Whiteboard
    Top 10 greatest anime comebacks: number 1, the return of Jack’s whiteboard

    • @bredboi6462
      @bredboi6462 3 роки тому +5

      Nah, not the return, the next generation, whiteboard jr

    • @shua.Flstudio
      @shua.Flstudio 3 роки тому +2

      @@bredboi6462 true

  • @leohaas54
    @leohaas54 3 роки тому +12

    Sean: I’ll be your punching bag for now
    Sometimes, the punching bag punches back

  • @Darkmisterss0621
    @Darkmisterss0621 3 роки тому +186

    “STAND FOR THE ATHEM YOU COWARDS!” I can’t… I have a sleeping cat on me. I’m not a monster.

  • @djfuntimefoxy4263
    @djfuntimefoxy4263 3 роки тому +302

    You see here fellas, Jack didn't make funniest home videos because whiteboard was pregnant. They were moving to make more room for the baby. Unfortunately, whiteboard passed due to complications, but now baby whiteboard will live on.

    • @gabrielt.c
      @gabrielt.c 3 роки тому +2

      I'm crying rn 😟

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 роки тому +8

      Thats kinda sad. Didn't know jack was slapping a pregnant mom all this time.

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void 3 роки тому +6

      @@aur9035 everyone has kicked a pregnant woman, dont act like you're better

    • @djfuntimefoxy4263
      @djfuntimefoxy4263 3 роки тому

      @@Voidi-Void LMAO

  • @aroe4ce
    @aroe4ce 3 роки тому +346

    Jack: “and even though the whiteboard is gone, I have one thing to say... FOO-“ *ad plays*

    • @susanfreeman5116
      @susanfreeman5116 3 роки тому +8

      Oh my god I got an add there too! It was for a church 😑

    • @aroe4ce
      @aroe4ce 3 роки тому +1

      @@susanfreeman5116 damn

    • @leonardvargas2639
      @leonardvargas2639 3 роки тому +2

      THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO

    • @simplypurple5578
      @simplypurple5578 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah I Laughed my ass off

    • @aroe4ce
      @aroe4ce 3 роки тому +4

      @@leonardvargas2639 yeah, where it cut off made it sound like he was gonna say “FUCK”

  • @crystalpalmer500
    @crystalpalmer500 3 роки тому +10

    1:35 Jack "STAND YOU COWHERD'S FOR THE ANTHOM" me "ok" stands lol

  • @silentbutdeadlyninja0238
    @silentbutdeadlyninja0238 3 роки тому +306

    Jack: “it’s portable and closer than ever”
    Me: “but the unfocusness, it will never be the same”

  • @carsyn392
    @carsyn392 3 роки тому +757

    Seán: “Everyone who watches this channel is over 18”
    Me who’s been watching ever since I was 10: *nervously sweats*

  • @PixelTheIncrediboxer
    @PixelTheIncrediboxer 3 роки тому +390

    Petition for Jack to drop the whiteboard as hard as he can everytime he says laugh instead of smacking it

    • @takoitsme4058
      @takoitsme4058 3 роки тому +9

      I think if jack dropped it he gonna break it he too strong he beef af bro

    • @DewdleBob.
      @DewdleBob. 3 роки тому +4

      Laugh Drop- yes i like it

    • @AnaVelvet32
      @AnaVelvet32 3 роки тому +5

      What if he just smacked the whiteboard itself against the wall instead👀

    • @ghostspark8053
      @ghostspark8053 3 роки тому +3

      He throws it in the air and punches it to the other side of the room lol

    • @amandamckenna7697
      @amandamckenna7697 3 роки тому +1

      HELL YES! 500 Likes for it!

  • @themadchimera2557
    @themadchimera2557 3 роки тому +49

    Jack: Everyone who watches me is over 18
    Me, a 15 year old: yaaa 18...

    • @brianthegamingfox789
      @brianthegamingfox789 3 роки тому +5

      i know how you feel im 16 sooooooooooooooooooo yeah its just the same as a 18 year old just less numbers but whos counting

    • @MyGu1ltyskin
      @MyGu1ltyskin 3 роки тому +5

      shhh ur not supposed to tell them 😀🤚

    • @bassicallydoingfine
      @bassicallydoingfine 3 роки тому +2

      I’m not gonna say my age. I’m just gonna say that I’m a minor

    • @pandapuffzee8255
      @pandapuffzee8255 3 роки тому +1

      Ha! Yoooouuung! (At 32)

    • @farhanakhan9186
      @farhanakhan9186 3 роки тому

      12.........

  • @harveychapman6793
    @harveychapman6793 3 роки тому +347

    Jack: “Stand for the anthem you cowards!”
    Me who is having a shit: 0_0

    • @yourcasualloser5877
      @yourcasualloser5877 3 роки тому +1

      Good soldiers follow orders

    • @SnowyAkera
      @SnowyAkera 3 роки тому +14

      Did he stutter? STAND

    • @samuelwren1492
      @samuelwren1492 3 роки тому +3

      Are you saying you didn't stand................... HOW SHAMEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! You must obey masters orders whatever the cost! A bad mess is the worst you would get from that.

    • @wowzabowza3
      @wowzabowza3 3 роки тому

      Literally just the same as me

    • @wowzabowza3
      @wowzabowza3 3 роки тому

      @@samuelwren1492 I’m taking a crap and shit is actually coming out it will get everywhere

  • @Dennyspuncakes
    @Dennyspuncakes 3 роки тому +335

    The fact Jack uses the Attack on Titan salute for LAUGH... a true anthem

  • @biddybumps
    @biddybumps 3 роки тому +191

    Never thought I would hear Sean say the words 'silly baka'

    • @berserker8413
      @berserker8413 3 роки тому +6

      This is actually the second time, the first one being in the recent try not to laugh challenge video with felix.

    • @mollybean461
      @mollybean461 3 роки тому +1

      It literally made me laugh out loud-

    • @biddybumps
      @biddybumps 3 роки тому

      @@berserker8413 omg hahaha

    • @biddybumps
      @biddybumps 3 роки тому

      @@mollybean461 you sussy little baka 😏

    • @corbble72
      @corbble72 3 роки тому

      Yeah that shit caught me off gaurd

  • @audriann0972
    @audriann0972 3 роки тому +108

    When your actually 12 but you’ve been watching Jack since you were 5 years old: *nervous laughter*

    • @sclouds2739
      @sclouds2739 3 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @AverageBrookFan
      @AverageBrookFan 3 роки тому +5

      Uhhhhhhh

    • @Nuffsobs
      @Nuffsobs 3 роки тому +4

      His youngest viewer is probably my bsf's little brother who is like 4, you read it correctly. FOUR GODDAMN YEARS OLD!

    • @audriann0972
      @audriann0972 3 роки тому +5

      @@Nuffsobs WOW THATS ACTUALLY SUPER COOL

    • @nomey07
      @nomey07 3 роки тому +2

      @@audriann0972 no it's not...

  • @lexieraptorschannel4156
    @lexieraptorschannel4156 3 роки тому +79

    It went from “top10 saddest anime deaths” to “greatest plot twist”

  • @shallot526
    @shallot526 3 роки тому +621

    ‘Stand for the anthem you cowards’
    Me who’s on the toilet while watching:
    It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make

    • @FocusingFour
      @FocusingFour 3 роки тому +15

      Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this do this horrible thing.

    • @sorin5902
      @sorin5902 3 роки тому +1

      @@FocusingFour what

    • @nera1536
      @nera1536 3 роки тому +1

      same

    • @FocusingFour
      @FocusingFour 3 роки тому +5

      @@sorin5902 Truly disgusting that some "people" would do this terrible thing

    • @sorin5902
      @sorin5902 3 роки тому +1

      @@FocusingFour i dont get it

  • @funni_noises
    @funni_noises 3 роки тому +110

    I kinda wanna see jack yeet that tiny whiteboard against the wall while full on screaming the word laugh

  • @silly_boys14
    @silly_boys14 11 місяців тому +1

    Jack is our meme leprechaun. Irish, short and funny.

  • @sauceyeti4381
    @sauceyeti4381 3 роки тому +130

    *"I AM CORPSE HUSBAND"*
    This twist is more shocking than Darth Vader's...

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 3 роки тому +1

      "NOOO!!!"

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 3 роки тому +2

      I would have gone with Fight Club myself.

    • @ellowyn8561
      @ellowyn8561 3 роки тому +3

      if Valkyrae is also corpse husband, jacksepticeye is also rae and she is also him!??!?! everyone is corpse husband

    • @SapphicFromSpace
      @SapphicFromSpace 3 роки тому +3

      @@ellowyn8561 maybe the true corpse husband was the friends we made along the way

    • @ellowyn8561
      @ellowyn8561 3 роки тому +1

      @@SapphicFromSpace oh my gosh

  • @Lelund305
    @Lelund305 3 роки тому +108

    This is the pure definition of “They had us in the first half not gunna lie”

  • @gordon6754
    @gordon6754 3 роки тому +345

    Jack are you trying to give me a heart attack or what?👀 Reply to this comment with what I should remix next!

    • @AlmostCritique
      @AlmostCritique 3 роки тому +21

      That remix was insane bro I subbed 🔥

    • @bastian9125
      @bastian9125 3 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @samantharobinson3108
      @samantharobinson3108 3 роки тому +12

      Dude that fucking SLAPPED. amazing job.

    • @Superboyhype
      @Superboyhype 3 роки тому +8

      Great now this remix is stuck in my head nooooooooooo but yayyy cause now I have another song in my playlist

    • @ecowo57
      @ecowo57 3 роки тому +9

      Make a LAUGH remix, for the funeral

  • @elizabethmills1286
    @elizabethmills1286 3 роки тому

    That was a probably the most powerful hit of the whiteboard

  • @WolfOz
    @WolfOz 3 роки тому +450

    Nice meme time intro

  • @dampstone7679
    @dampstone7679 3 роки тому +219

    Jack: “Stand for the anthem you COWARDS!!”
    Me sitting on the toilet: “ *No cost too great...* ”

    • @jessicamaguellal9704
      @jessicamaguellal9704 3 роки тому

      @Ķèvıñ Bŕêemânş NO

    • @dancingbeans7696
      @dancingbeans7696 3 роки тому +12

      Damn not only did we get hit by the Jack's dad spam but we also got the "hate comments" spam

    • @madieuyenco2531
      @madieuyenco2531 3 роки тому +1

      @@dancingbeans7696 ikr

    • @twandepan
      @twandepan 3 роки тому +3

      @@dancingbeans7696 yeah, reported both.

    • @seratope
      @seratope 3 роки тому +1

      no mind to break

  • @episkefilm8153
    @episkefilm8153 3 роки тому +105

    people don't miss the green hair, they get nostalgic when they see it, get taken back to a simpler time when all was well and the world hadn't gone to shit yet

    • @naniauxen
      @naniauxen 3 роки тому +6

      @Savetion III stfu, like literally.

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 3 роки тому +4

      @@naniauxen report and move on

    • @frogs_goribbit8481
      @frogs_goribbit8481 3 роки тому +3

      @Savetion III bro was that seriously necessary

    • @naniauxen
      @naniauxen 3 роки тому

      @@ashleyr6809 I did. They just want clout, but they won't have any :)

  • @xxdonotdisturb
    @xxdonotdisturb 3 роки тому +1

    'If you're a person that has testicles....' THE INCLUSIFITY ANSHSJSNHWJHY

  • @ch1s3l
    @ch1s3l 3 роки тому +226

    "Everyone is over 18 on this channel" *casually turns 18*

    • @avijitbanerjee1251
      @avijitbanerjee1251 3 роки тому +4

      You have 18 likes

    • @ryextea
      @ryextea 3 роки тому +6

      I’ll be 18 in four months, does that count?

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 3 роки тому +1

      Great! I can date 18 yos now cz jack basically gave me permission!

    • @emlen5847
      @emlen5847 3 роки тому +1

      @@ryextea thats not over 18 is it?

    • @wyajuju7203
      @wyajuju7203 3 роки тому +1

      L

  • @callmemobile5956
    @callmemobile5956 3 роки тому +208

    Rae: I AM CORPSE
    Seán: I AM CORPSE HUSBAND
    Me: I’m starting to see a pattern I don’t know if I like it

    • @theoriginalzem5
      @theoriginalzem5 3 роки тому +2

      Please elaborate

    • @GraciesMelodies
      @GraciesMelodies 3 роки тому +25

      @@theoriginalzem5 everyone is corpse husband. He is not real. It is all their voices combined together and deepened using an app that creates corpses voice. They prerecord his lines and have someone else play his character. _he is a simulation_

    • @redjesus1357
      @redjesus1357 3 роки тому +3

      @@GraciesMelodies whoa..

    • @NotsAppleNotYt
      @NotsAppleNotYt 3 роки тому +2

      WAIT-

    • @sana9351
      @sana9351 3 роки тому +2

      Now I want Sykkuno as Corpse

  • @tysentjf4746
    @tysentjf4746 3 роки тому +195

    Jack- “Everyone is over 18 on this channel”
    Me- “Im sure I was at one point?”

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 3 роки тому +8

      @Big Brain if you're serious, you shouldn't be on here. Terms of Service says you gotta be 13.

    • @flameburngaming5684
      @flameburngaming5684 3 роки тому +6

      That’s true but than again literal coco melon is the 2nd most subbed channel on yt

    • @blakestation2632
      @blakestation2632 3 роки тому +6

      @@UA-camSupportSucks quite frankly I don't think anyone gives a shit about that considering if you search"the everything channel" on UA-cam I can almost guarantee you'll find over 100, 5 year olds. Edit: also I could be wrong but I think that that's twitch your thinking about

    • @raphy9654
      @raphy9654 3 роки тому

      @@blakestation2632 fr

    • @airezzz1381
      @airezzz1381 3 роки тому +4

      @@UA-camSupportSucks If the terms of service was 13 and over, then we wouldn't have family freindly only motivation from susan. Its bullshit we have youtube kids for them

  • @Cursed662
    @Cursed662 3 роки тому +3

    Me: walks away to get a water
    Jack: “STAY YOU COWARDS”

  • @Jopeymessmusic
    @Jopeymessmusic 3 роки тому +146

    "Stand for the anthem". No Seán, I'm lying in bed rn. Very few people can make me do things.

    • @morchella8850
      @morchella8850 3 роки тому +1

      i got on my knees in bed bc i wasnt getting up

    • @Jopeymessmusic
      @Jopeymessmusic 3 роки тому +1

      @@morchella8850 Good enough I suppose! 😂

  • @p1npun
    @p1npun 3 роки тому +531

    Jack : “everyone is above 18 on this channel”
    *sweats in 14 years old*

  • @Antelieris1
    @Antelieris1 3 роки тому +121

    Jack: *Shows Gordon's UA-cam channel on video.*
    Gordon
    12 Subs
    Me: *Searches Gordon's UA-cam channel out of curiosity.*
    Gordon
    682 Subs
    Jack just kickstarted this man's whole channel. Good luck, Gordon! I hope your new fame carries you well!

    • @Isabel-2
      @Isabel-2 3 роки тому

      i tried to look up gordon and i’m only finding other gordon’s

    • @CJRR9VR
      @CJRR9VR 3 роки тому

      @@Isabel-2 Look up Gordon Meme Review remix (:

    • @Antelieris1
      @Antelieris1 3 роки тому

      @@Isabel-2 What Kristy said, that's how I found him.

  • @jotarokujo3887
    @jotarokujo3887 3 роки тому

    Whiteboard: dies
    Jack: SHARINGAN

  • @BSubii
    @BSubii 3 роки тому +407

    such a deep voice like corpse that jack has

  • @wd3185
    @wd3185 3 роки тому +306

    Us: "We want an episode with just BB!"
    Jack: "It would just be him sleeping in a chair for six hours!"
    Us: "I'm sorry, where did we say that was a problem?"

    • @flameboy3378
      @flameboy3378 3 роки тому +4

      @Moon Boy ❶ n o

    • @michaelklaus
      @michaelklaus 3 роки тому

      @Moon Boy ❶ Odd that you got the same amount with both/all of these comments

    • @Bobson_Derbil
      @Bobson_Derbil 3 роки тому

      Did we stutter

    • @Shipprofile08
      @Shipprofile08 3 роки тому

      honeslty, Seean should just make a new twitch channel called BB's Life and have a camra pointed at BB's bed and have that running 24/7 i'd watch that XD

  • @alyssalandry9551
    @alyssalandry9551 3 роки тому +143

    "I don't care she a girl, a baby or somebody's grandmother"
    Jacked Granny: Somebody call an ambulance, but not for me

  • @bananamuffins582
    @bananamuffins582 3 роки тому

    I actually was so relieved when he said "Fools!"

  • @asuitableusername.691
    @asuitableusername.691 3 роки тому +246

    Jacksepticeye should win a Grammy, Emmy, and an Oscar.

  • @nevamoth3384
    @nevamoth3384 3 роки тому +25

    the fact that jack did the survey corps salute instead of the normal salute, and then tried changing it to the normal salute halfway through

  • @supradrnalin2700
    @supradrnalin2700 3 роки тому +124

    When Sean said "You sons of bi****s" in that "whisper through the teeth" voice, I laughed harder than I ever have before...

    • @mortemibis
      @mortemibis 3 роки тому

      @bcvbb hyui prepare to get spammed by jah stans

  • @markusbaute9748
    @markusbaute9748 3 роки тому +1

    1:40
    Him saluting like that makes me want to rewatch attack on titan.
    Also when he showed the new whiteboard i legit screamed at the top of my lungs. Until my mother came to my room telling me to shut up in the middle of the night.

  • @brittanyewilliams4572
    @brittanyewilliams4572 3 роки тому +127

    Seán: SPELL MY LAST NAME
    Me: you think I don’t know how to spell McLovin?!

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 3 роки тому +866

    Meme time club remix is where it's at. Someone please make a techno song from that.

    • @ReedzW4n
      @ReedzW4n 3 роки тому +13

      @Savetion II BOT

    • @creamer-1837
      @creamer-1837 3 роки тому +1

      @@ReedzW4n nah bro he's just got a good keyboard

    • @mikeyjdjs
      @mikeyjdjs 3 роки тому +2

      What about a heavy metal version?

    • @memersss
      @memersss 3 роки тому

      Me who is 10 (bruh)

    • @tonymartin2966
      @tonymartin2966 3 роки тому +10

      @Savetion II bruuhh y just dont be like this

  • @Gappynap
    @Gappynap 3 роки тому +144

    I was on the toilet when jack said stand up for the anthem, let's just say I'm glad no one was there to see stand up akwardly without my pants.

    • @DrKElite243
      @DrKElite243 3 роки тому +8

      Except for your fbi agent

    • @jasoncl721_
      @jasoncl721_ 3 роки тому +2

      Yo shit dude im on the toilet right now too

    • @Takananoshi
      @Takananoshi 3 роки тому +2

      Your last name is cheek too...

    • @bittyjupiter3607
      @bittyjupiter3607 3 роки тому +1

      I was sitting in my bed

    • @abbyalvarez480
      @abbyalvarez480 3 роки тому +1

      I was already standing to get a drink haha

  • @iceywolf2912
    @iceywolf2912 3 роки тому +2

    I actually stood and saluted during when Sean said stand for the anthem, sad right, but I would do it again in a heartbeat

  • @BlazeRBXonYT
    @BlazeRBXonYT 3 роки тому +80

    “I have one thing to say. F-“
    **cuts to an ad**

    • @dogstar7925
      @dogstar7925 3 роки тому +1

      are ads in specific places during the video

    • @NekoHiroSan8643
      @NekoHiroSan8643 3 роки тому

      @@dogstar7925 maybe?, i was watching a video and the person was about to say oh sh*t and then an ad came

    • @WGL
      @WGL 3 роки тому

      This is why I went premium

    • @falseani
      @falseani 3 роки тому +1

      THAT HAOPEND TOBNE TO LOL

    • @lel4636
      @lel4636 3 роки тому +1

      Me too wtf

  • @ikouy905
    @ikouy905 3 роки тому +409

    Am I the only one who thought he was going to roll out a giant classroom white board 😂😂

  • @beez8222
    @beez8222 3 роки тому +34

    I literally gasped when he showed the smol white board

  • @thorntont290
    @thorntont290 3 роки тому

    WHITE BOARD YESSSSSSSS "Oh yeah, it's all coming together"

  • @jadethevixen
    @jadethevixen 3 роки тому +64

    Nothing makes me happier than hearing Sean say "Mommy Milkers"

  • @christopherliddle7788
    @christopherliddle7788 3 роки тому +37

    Like how sean drenches us in sadness only to bring a new whiteboard to make us even happier than just hearing he got a new whiteboard

  • @tiffanyd269
    @tiffanyd269 3 роки тому +106

    "Everyone loves to roast the little man"
    Well yea- everyone loves roasted potatoes

    • @renten_
      @renten_ 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment 🤣

    • @therealphantom7005
      @therealphantom7005 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t insult an Irishman like that if you try hard enough you could become a potato too 🤣

    • @tiffanyd269
      @tiffanyd269 3 роки тому +1

      @@therealphantom7005 i wasnt the one making memes about about him lmao
      Good thing its not his temper thats short, eh? 🤣💖

    • @renten_
      @renten_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@tiffanyd269 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO get em

  • @bunnybro5977
    @bunnybro5977 3 роки тому

    The new whiteboard stand-in should've been a foam brick that he just headbutts everytime he squawks LAUGH

  • @jonmarcusfottland8995
    @jonmarcusfottland8995 3 роки тому +176

    Sean: “everyone here is over 18”.
    My stubborn ass: *proceeds to order a time machine from a sketchy website* “I am four parallel universes behind you”

    • @dangarton6846
      @dangarton6846 3 роки тому

      im 12

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 3 роки тому

      I'm 14, nearly 15

    • @mochatnt
      @mochatnt 3 роки тому +2

      @Jimmy Krochmalska You shouldn't be asking yourself questions you already know the answer to.

    • @wilhelmolofsson965
      @wilhelmolofsson965 3 роки тому +1

      @@lordtoomas same

    • @Sky_v1nes
      @Sky_v1nes 3 роки тому

      LMAOOOOO

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 роки тому +1035

    Our IQ increases tremendously when we drink meme juice.

  • @XD-zd6jc
    @XD-zd6jc 3 роки тому +46

    Jacks deep voice is high and deep at the same time. I swear he needs to voice a villain cuz that would be DOPE

    • @ineedmyhoodie
      @ineedmyhoodie 3 роки тому

      @Ķèvıñ Bŕêemânş begone bot. Damn, you guys are really ruthless

  • @MixturexRoblox
    @MixturexRoblox 3 роки тому +1

    RIP Jack's Whiteboard.

  • @paradoxical4980
    @paradoxical4980 3 роки тому +72

    The whiteboard mini is here. He is not a replacement, but a reincarnation

    • @lil_one146
      @lil_one146 3 роки тому

      It’s the child, taking over for their father

  • @rebelrunner2388
    @rebelrunner2388 3 роки тому +153

    Seán moved and left white board behind. White Board comes backs and repeatedly slaps Seán and makes him bring him back better than ever like: "I! SAY! WHEN! I! CAN! DIE!"

    • @alexnabi5779
      @alexnabi5779 3 роки тому +7

      @Savetion III bro that's not funny 😒

    • @sapphiredew8146
      @sapphiredew8146 3 роки тому +6

      @Savetion III Im reporting every single one i find

    • @rachalwithana7099
      @rachalwithana7099 3 роки тому

      Jack x White Board 90k slow burn /j

    • @Dusttheking
      @Dusttheking 3 роки тому +1

      @Savetion III dude that's not cool why would you say that

    • @naniauxen
      @naniauxen 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dusttheking They are trolls or just want clout, report them.

  • @stichward
    @stichward Рік тому +2

    Who else could not love such a silky smooth voice?

  • @rounakulkabir480
    @rounakulkabir480 3 роки тому +151

    Our beloved whiteboard is gone but now we has his child he will continue his great legacy

    • @zhena84
      @zhena84 3 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @BEERBOMB113
      @BEERBOMB113 3 роки тому +1

      Dude jack low-key has a beautiful voice!

    • @floor6156
      @floor6156 3 роки тому

      He better have that thing in storage...

    • @alexwildermuth7811
      @alexwildermuth7811 3 роки тому

      Nothing can compare to the og, but yes, his child will carry on the legacy

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 3 роки тому +56

    Alternate title: Sean plays with our emotions for 3 and a half minutes

  • @CamrynsCameras
    @CamrynsCameras 3 роки тому +123

    Jack: “Everyone who watched my channel is over 18 and I’d like to keep it that way”
    Me: not quite 18 *nervous sweating*

    • @DattMatt.
      @DattMatt. 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @nyntwa1196
      @nyntwa1196 3 роки тому +3

      MEEEEEE
      I literally froze for a sec I was like "ummmmm well about thaaatt.."

    • @ace9697
      @ace9697 3 роки тому +2

      I'm not quite 18 either lmao but oh well

    • @147iluvhyunjin
      @147iluvhyunjin 3 роки тому

      Lmao same

    • @calebwatkins8747
      @calebwatkins8747 3 роки тому +2

      @@ace9697 im 13 lmao ive been watching him since i was 7 lmao

  • @tidusantuna6535
    @tidusantuna6535 3 роки тому

    *genuine happy noises when jack pulls the new whiteboard out*

  • @kiwi_w1w1
    @kiwi_w1w1 3 роки тому +251

    “We need an episode with only bb instead of sean”
    “It will either be 5 seconds of him standing on the chair then leaving or 6 hours him sleeping one or the other”
    ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

  • @AriiAniaismyname
    @AriiAniaismyname 3 роки тому +62

    I may have actually screamed "YES" when Seán pulled out the white board

    • @hannahriisager1916
      @hannahriisager1916 3 роки тому +2

      YES I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS!!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @June-v9r
      @June-v9r 3 роки тому +2

      I read it as "white beard" and ended up watching the whole video expecting jack to pull out white beard

  • @helix6148
    @helix6148 3 роки тому +423

    Can we just appreciate jack for a moment for keeping us up when we’re down

  • @veleada321
    @veleada321 3 роки тому +5

    I couldn't even focus on the video my eyes were just focused on how he clearly spilled a drink on his t-shirt and didn't even notice lmao

  • @rebekahreckley241
    @rebekahreckley241 3 роки тому +180

    Am I the only one who actually got up out of my bed and stood up to pay respect for the board
    Applause for the baby white board 👏