I Failed Card Swipe 30+ Times LIVE In Front Of 200k People And All My Friends

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  • Опубліковано 12 жов 2020
  • it was my first ever Among Us livestream and I was nervous
    PLAYERS:
    Jacksepticeye: / jacksepticeye
    Fuslie: / fuslie
    Sykkuno: / sykkuno
    Wendy: / natsumiii
    Pokimane: / pokimane
    CHARLIE: / moistcr1tikal
    Lilypichu: / lilypichu
    Toast: / disguisedtoast
    Scarra: / scarra
    Pewdiepie: / pewdiepie
    THUMBNAIL BY: / sharkyshoo
    EDITOR: / otriggad

КОМЕНТАРІ • 13 тис.

  • @nesconscious
    @nesconscious 3 роки тому +3485

    “what are you guys looking at?”
    “corpse.”
    “why?”
    “he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes”
    “....”
    “... he’s crying”

    • @clairiwell7635
      @clairiwell7635 3 роки тому +84

      OH NOT THIS MEME

    • @jan_draws5268
      @jan_draws5268 3 роки тому +19

      I saw this on Pinterest and it made me SAD 😭

    • @CarmenRamirez-zy9be
      @CarmenRamirez-zy9be 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/RTciuK6EAo8/v-deo.html

    • @SillyNep
      @SillyNep 3 роки тому +7

      I was literally thinking of this meme omg haha

    • @alexajade9277
      @alexajade9277 3 роки тому +3

      @@jan_draws5268 what was it called

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 3 роки тому +9663

    Felix: What are you staring at?
    Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes.
    Sean: ...
    Sean: He's crying

    • @chuichiro0062
      @chuichiro0062 3 роки тому +26

      Bsjjajdhdh

    • @donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788
      @donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 3 роки тому +13

      timestamp?

    • @JOwen-sj2rr
      @JOwen-sj2rr 3 роки тому +174

      @@donthmuimsimpingforrantaro8788 not a quote from this. the base format is about tying shoelaces (not sure where it's from) but they altered it to fit the stream

    • @sahcureah
      @sahcureah 3 роки тому +22

      BAHAH THE MEME

    • @druebio851
      @druebio851 3 роки тому +9

      OML THATS THE MEME XDDDDD

  • @cal1925
    @cal1925 2 роки тому +9444

    Card swipe: too fast
    Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes*
    Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

    • @annikak1887
      @annikak1887 2 роки тому +78

      YESS Why?

    • @teorautio6269
      @teorautio6269 2 роки тому +175

      So fucking infuriating

    • @wishteria_
      @wishteria_ 2 роки тому +430

      @@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 роки тому +64

      @@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

    • @teorautio6269
      @teorautio6269 2 роки тому +97

      @@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull 2 роки тому +1582

    corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times
    everyone: vote him out that's sus
    corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter
    everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno

    • @killerbot3229
      @killerbot3229 10 місяців тому +12

      74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 10 місяців тому +13

      Poor sykkuno 😭😭

    • @Gen-ZBlondie
      @Gen-ZBlondie 8 місяців тому +5

      @@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

    • @Gen-ZBlondie
      @Gen-ZBlondie 8 місяців тому +1

      @@ayeshamazhar123it’s always him!😂

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 8 місяців тому +3

      @@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

  • @nadyamali
    @nadyamali 3 роки тому +17383

    corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily
    corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn 3 роки тому +496

      Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

    • @mangoncacao3655
      @mangoncacao3655 3 роки тому +285

      Beginning of the game
      Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

    • @amyfonex52
      @amyfonex52 3 роки тому +19

      Why does this comment only has 3 replies

    • @niaboo1306
      @niaboo1306 3 роки тому +7

      @@amyfonex52 who knows?

    • @Dylanbhoy_
      @Dylanbhoy_ 3 роки тому +33

      Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

  • @seungjungbaik5064
    @seungjungbaik5064 3 роки тому +3597

    Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN*
    Corpse: [trys again but faster]

    • @stjords
      @stjords 3 роки тому +6

      Ikr

    • @gavinreedisgay5770
      @gavinreedisgay5770 3 роки тому +67

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
      Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

    • @Kay-ei5pp
      @Kay-ei5pp 3 роки тому +25

      @@gavinreedisgay5770 this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

    • @tiff1735
      @tiff1735 3 роки тому +6

      @@gavinreedisgay5770 Your amazing for this 😭

  • @margaretschafer5424
    @margaretschafer5424 3 роки тому +1996

    I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom 2 роки тому +103

      Lol irl card swipe fail

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 10 місяців тому +6

      Oof I feel bad lol

    • @WolverinePlayz2003
      @WolverinePlayz2003 10 місяців тому +3

      Lol

    • @nighthowler5590
      @nighthowler5590 3 місяці тому +2

      Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

  • @sarahreynah2359
    @sarahreynah2359 3 роки тому +5936

    Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂

    • @nightsedge6182
      @nightsedge6182 3 роки тому +38

      Me in a nutshell

    • @nightsedge6182
      @nightsedge6182 3 роки тому +71

      I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

    • @foxgamer_6487
      @foxgamer_6487 2 роки тому +9

      Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

    • @foxgamer_6487
      @foxgamer_6487 2 роки тому +6

      @@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

    • @the_seeing9005
      @the_seeing9005 2 роки тому +2

      @@foxgamer_6487 I am a god at it

  • @haniyaahmed2954
    @haniyaahmed2954 3 роки тому +19707

    CORPSE: I fear nothing
    Card swipe: exists
    CORPSE: I fear *one* thing

    • @MistressCheese
      @MistressCheese 3 роки тому +120

      Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

    • @loxny8664
      @loxny8664 3 роки тому +24

      Lol

    • @stopkins222
      @stopkins222 3 роки тому +165

      oh you don't get it...
      The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

    • @bdilger4357
      @bdilger4357 3 роки тому +31

      And the triangle of trust

    • @umhi345
      @umhi345 3 роки тому +41

      Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 3 роки тому +9379

    Corpse: *god tier impostor*
    Also Corpse: *As a crewmate*
    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
    His crewmates Sus already.

    • @the11thhour44
      @the11thhour44 3 роки тому +675

      He's nervous
      But from his voice he sounds calm and ready
      To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting
      To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out
      He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

    • @buckysleftarm7415
      @buckysleftarm7415 3 роки тому +49

      Yesssss eminem

    • @Dawesome97
      @Dawesome97 3 роки тому +390

      @@the11thhour44
      reactor is melting down
      Everybody's freaking out
      The clocks almost out
      Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

    • @DanteKrystal
      @DanteKrystal 3 роки тому +93

      @@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

    • @darrionstoute9015
      @darrionstoute9015 3 роки тому +72

      Bro these verses need more likes

  • @daisy7232
    @daisy7232 Рік тому +631

    I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it

  • @angelahernandez7318
    @angelahernandez7318 3 роки тому +677

    “Alright.. slower”
    *Actually does card swipe*
    *gasps* “oh my-“

  • @user-im5kv7tb4o
    @user-im5kv7tb4o 3 роки тому +9160

    Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
    Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL

  • @Cupbeem2487
    @Cupbeem2487 3 роки тому +13333

    Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse*
    Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*

    • @chloesinclaire7863
      @chloesinclaire7863 3 роки тому +250

      Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

    • @corpsebunnn
      @corpsebunnn 3 роки тому +9

      Why is this so trueeeeee

    • @yeeted9466
      @yeeted9466 3 роки тому +24

      I simp either way

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset 3 роки тому +90

      He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

    • @pigeon_horse
      @pigeon_horse 3 роки тому +9

      I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

  • @wolfy-san243
    @wolfy-san243 3 роки тому +544

    Everyone:it’s corpse no one can fail that much
    Corpse:”sitting in the corner as a gost cause it not him”
    “Crying”

  • @Raphael_27
    @Raphael_27 3 роки тому +432

    card machine: too fast
    CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that
    chat: too fast, do it slower
    CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*

  • @bear_rrr
    @bear_rrr 3 роки тому +9313

    Card swipe: *TOO FAST*
    Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

    • @ivysaro8423
      @ivysaro8423 3 роки тому +120

      I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

    • @angelorolo4308
      @angelorolo4308 3 роки тому +311

      @@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

    • @ivysaro8423
      @ivysaro8423 3 роки тому +49

      @@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

    • @soulknight5190
      @soulknight5190 3 роки тому +1

      @@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

    • @danielnovak5892
      @danielnovak5892 3 роки тому +2

      I am literally angry after watching this video...

  • @clarahaley6098
    @clarahaley6098 3 роки тому +5626

    i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate

    • @tempsinger7418
      @tempsinger7418 3 роки тому +69

      Both, both is good

    • @rebeccafrogel647
      @rebeccafrogel647 3 роки тому +118

      *sees “too fast. try again.”*
      *swipes faster*

    • @purplecat6399
      @purplecat6399 3 роки тому +46

      I can tell hes used to being imposter

    • @real.snatch
      @real.snatch 3 роки тому +2

      @@purplecat6399 lol

    • @SnorrioK
      @SnorrioK 3 роки тому +9

      "Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz 2 роки тому +287

    I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂
    I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.

    • @OrphanDefenestratorODK
      @OrphanDefenestratorODK Рік тому +2

      Agreed that would be so funny

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 10 місяців тому

      Lmaoo

    • @OliveTrees04
      @OliveTrees04 10 місяців тому +7

      I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

    • @elliesart_
      @elliesart_ 9 місяців тому +9

      pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

    • @broderickproject8721
      @broderickproject8721 8 місяців тому +6

      @@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

  • @deprezzed_chimkenn4327
    @deprezzed_chimkenn4327 2 роки тому +223

    Game: “too fast.”
    Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*

  • @maooui
    @maooui 3 роки тому +3029

    "too fast, try again"
    corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 3 роки тому +17

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 3 роки тому +26

      How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

    • @gmlune
      @gmlune 3 роки тому +33

      *Bed smashing sounds*

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 3 роки тому +15

      @@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

    • @gmlune
      @gmlune 3 роки тому +6

      @@expensivegirl6789 I did

  • @ajharrell546
    @ajharrell546 Рік тому +542

    I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.

  • @castiel8239
    @castiel8239 3 роки тому +195

    Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..."
    Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @drunk0ct0pus
    @drunk0ct0pus 3 роки тому +19596

    “alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.”
    corpse: *intensely sweating*

  • @Sharon-fw4rv
    @Sharon-fw4rv 3 роки тому +3746

    Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.”
    Me: *dying of laughter*

    • @fpsgamer8494
      @fpsgamer8494 3 роки тому +2

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

    • @kyalsin2001
      @kyalsin2001 3 роки тому +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

  • @Calliey
    @Calliey 3 роки тому +134

    The biggest meme of the all
    "The best imposter failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row "

  • @lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877
    @lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 3 роки тому +193

    I was just introduced to him 5 min ago
    AND I FUCKIN LOVE HIM ALREADY...
    wtf

    • @keileylane4226
      @keileylane4226 2 роки тому +6

      You and damn near everyone else me included, whether for his voice or because he's a good boy

    • @lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877
      @lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 2 роки тому +6

      @@keileylane4226 wadsup baby.. 😂maybe both

    • @debbiebuttry9783
      @debbiebuttry9783 2 роки тому +1

      @@lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877 usually both

    • @nullhazard7569
      @nullhazard7569 2 роки тому +2

      It gets better.

    • @xPosingMORONS
      @xPosingMORONS Рік тому +1

      And then the haters made him quit UA-cam. That aged like fooken milk.

  • @galiad_exe7148
    @galiad_exe7148 3 роки тому +8344

    Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
    Card Scanner: Too Fast.

    • @serenityperez8535
      @serenityperez8535 3 роки тому +246

      “alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.”
      corpse: intensely sweating

    • @zolinamohamad2794
      @zolinamohamad2794 3 роки тому +47

      @@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

    • @avasaladino4197
      @avasaladino4197 3 роки тому +34

      literally just slow down😭

    • @zolinamohamad2794
      @zolinamohamad2794 3 роки тому +30

      @@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

    • @DLCarries
      @DLCarries 3 роки тому +3

      Has he got a disability?

  • @MimiiInfinity
    @MimiiInfinity 3 роки тому +13510

    card swipe: “too fast. try again.”
    corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*

  • @wetlime8058
    @wetlime8058 3 роки тому +86

    Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.

  • @warispointless4245
    @warispointless4245 2 роки тому +50

    Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me"
    Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"

  • @gracecharlie6313
    @gracecharlie6313 3 роки тому +5317

    Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again."
    CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read

  • @anonsequitur8227
    @anonsequitur8227 3 роки тому +7998

    Everyone: at each other’s throats
    Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly

    • @kyllie4938
      @kyllie4938 3 роки тому +58

      *insert lil kids saying aww*

    • @thebush6379
      @thebush6379 3 роки тому +13

      Crying Cuz he cant read

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 3 роки тому +22

      Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

    • @amare2657
      @amare2657 3 роки тому +24

      If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

    • @amare2657
      @amare2657 3 роки тому +1

      @Lilliann Tanner people probably

  • @mattbrookeblank2730
    @mattbrookeblank2730 3 роки тому +105

    Corpse says "my hands are shaking" now THATS something you dont hear everyday

  • @dipdoo3899
    @dipdoo3899 3 роки тому +78

    Card Swipe: Too fast
    Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time

  • @mayflower1108
    @mayflower1108 3 роки тому +4894

    CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.**
    Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**

    • @queencewong6333
      @queencewong6333 3 роки тому +118

      Corpse:
      "I fear no man, but that- thing..."
      card swipe task
      "It scares me."

    • @asii3
      @asii3 3 роки тому +11

      @@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

    • @imperialcub7071
      @imperialcub7071 3 роки тому +22

      @@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

    • @DEXIFYIWNL
      @DEXIFYIWNL 3 роки тому

      1,000th like

    • @coollogan4840
      @coollogan4840 3 роки тому

      @@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

  • @ainsleyhariott4353
    @ainsleyhariott4353 3 роки тому +3778

    Machine: too fast slow down
    Corpse: "I am speed"

  • @izaiahmahanga-grant1531
    @izaiahmahanga-grant1531 3 роки тому +74

    Everyone else: i got astroids, someone watch me
    CORPSE: i got card swipe............

  • @NarinsCreativeCorner
    @NarinsCreativeCorner 3 роки тому +129

    I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.

  • @sydneyford6640
    @sydneyford6640 3 роки тому +4653

    Card swipe: "Too fast"
    Corpse: does it faster
    Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 3 роки тому +7

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 3 роки тому +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

    • @xero0015
      @xero0015 3 роки тому +9

      @@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

    • @wizardkoala8634
      @wizardkoala8634 3 роки тому

      @@bubbles9447 what he say?

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 3 роки тому +1

      @@xero0015 YES I love this name

  • @theaw3252
    @theaw3252 3 роки тому +6322

    corpse: i have terrible anxiety
    everyone: ok but we’re all gonna watch u fail at cardswipe until you get it but if you don’t you’re the imposter

    • @jamirasingss6518
      @jamirasingss6518 3 роки тому +242

      EXACTLY MY HEART IS RACING AND IM SHAKING A BIT THINKING ABOUT IT

  • @IGNrainmaker
    @IGNrainmaker 2 роки тому +70

    This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE

  • @expiredren
    @expiredren Рік тому +30

    People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US
    Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*

  • @chanyanyanya
    @chanyanyanya 3 роки тому +12874

    *Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?”
    *Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP

    • @lfocoap4950ajf8
      @lfocoap4950ajf8 3 роки тому +37

      yeah❤️

    • @smellyfroggy3020
      @smellyfroggy3020 3 роки тому +108

      He was going too fast bruh 😹😹😹

    • @booperdooper9762
      @booperdooper9762 3 роки тому +17

      @@smellyfroggy3020 Yeah, I think the real issue was that he was swiping it fast but he also didn't swipe the card completely.

    • @rajeethanthanikasalam9976
      @rajeethanthanikasalam9976 3 роки тому +1

      0

    • @kurtchristianbagacina6947
      @kurtchristianbagacina6947 3 роки тому +14

      If ur in a relationship and you ask your partner what you are doing wrong then ur partner says beep...you wouldnt understand that too

  • @cassidy399
    @cassidy399 3 роки тому +15987

    *card machine:* you’re swiping too fast
    *corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

    • @gaminggeckos4388
      @gaminggeckos4388 3 роки тому +154

      I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 3 роки тому +156

      He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

    • @crab_striker1961
      @crab_striker1961 3 роки тому +57

      Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

    • @CaioOleskovicz
      @CaioOleskovicz 3 роки тому +123

      Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

    • @raychu4829
      @raychu4829 3 роки тому +230

      @@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

  • @YoutuberGrudge
    @YoutuberGrudge 3 роки тому +143

    "I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~

  • @mariagestiada6790
    @mariagestiada6790 2 роки тому +45

    9:17
    Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me".
    Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance 3 роки тому +7296

    Card scanner: *exists
    CORPSE: *sweats nervously

    • @OO-ek8sc
      @OO-ek8sc 3 роки тому +2

      F

    • @devil..cookie1923
      @devil..cookie1923 3 роки тому +6

      The card swipe is easy

    • @ScarletFlames1
      @ScarletFlames1 3 роки тому +2

      You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!".
      Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

    • @HiThere-ek3ko
      @HiThere-ek3ko 3 роки тому +5

      @@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

    • @ScarletFlames1
      @ScarletFlames1 3 роки тому +1

      @@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod 3 роки тому +2787

    Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE*
    CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*

    • @Vivi_anne23
      @Vivi_anne23 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ginaliu4817
      @ginaliu4817 3 роки тому +8

      How can you have a fear of corpse impossible
      His voice if perfect 🤤

    • @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
      @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 3 роки тому +2

      Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

    • @arisssssss
      @arisssssss 3 роки тому +2

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

    • @darcyam
      @darcyam 3 роки тому +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

  • @CelestialScripts
    @CelestialScripts 3 роки тому +14

    Pewds: Oh no, you murdered Jack.
    Jack: _Silently screaming and gesturing wildly._

  • @kitkatcrosby
    @kitkatcrosby 8 місяців тому +5

    Charlie : there is no way corpse could fail card swipe so many times
    Corpse : o(.///. )o

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 3 роки тому +4957

    Poki: “I feel like you don’t need to fail card swipe that much”
    Corpse: *starts crying*

  • @nadia3398
    @nadia3398 3 роки тому +8313

    The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.

  • @bibbo3167
    @bibbo3167 Рік тому +49

    Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again”
    Corpse: **swipes faster*
    Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again”
    Corpse: “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!”

  • @peterringer9227
    @peterringer9227 Рік тому +11

    scarra's confession about corpse's card swipe in the end really made me burst out laughing

  • @kaitlin1609
    @kaitlin1609 3 роки тому +11481

    The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.

  • @HallowedGreaves
    @HallowedGreaves 3 роки тому +3935

    Jack: *watches Corpse do trash*
    Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

    • @velynnec
      @velynnec 3 роки тому +165

      visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

    • @depressed_khaleesi
      @depressed_khaleesi 3 роки тому +17

      @@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

    • @depressed_khaleesi
      @depressed_khaleesi 3 роки тому +11

      @trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

    • @nyx8642
      @nyx8642 3 роки тому +3

      No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

    • @arkaik.
      @arkaik. 3 роки тому

      Britt Visual Tasks was On

  • @Starlit_Onion
    @Starlit_Onion Рік тому +12

    "You don't need to fail card swipe THAT much"
    You underestimate Corpse's power

  • @Eatheraii
    @Eatheraii 2 роки тому +15

    Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 3 роки тому +3797

    "I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."

    • @marcusswife1241
      @marcusswife1241 3 роки тому +1

      645 likes but no comment??

    • @jiajeng2693
      @jiajeng2693 3 роки тому +7

      @@marcusswife1241 It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 3 роки тому +3

      I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y-
      Anyways thanks y'all 😅

    • @bred6751
      @bred6751 3 роки тому +2

      Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

    • @jiajeng2693
      @jiajeng2693 3 роки тому +1

      @@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

  • @gabriellekamaka5002
    @gabriellekamaka5002 3 роки тому +4925

    *everyone trying to find out who imp is*
    corpse: “have you ever tried to eat a bowl of cereal and your hands are shaking so bad...its kinda like that”

    • @gideoniskemp
      @gideoniskemp 3 роки тому +125

      That sounds like crippling anxiety

    • @bowskee
      @bowskee 3 роки тому +10

      nice

    • @satyr-3541
      @satyr-3541 3 роки тому +84

      @@gideoniskemp Yeah he has it. It's one of the reasons he doesn't feel comfortable for going out or showing his face.

    • @elishathomson1184
      @elishathomson1184 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh I looked into the comments and read this exactly as he said it in the video 💀💀

    • @silencedsunchildsm7552
      @silencedsunchildsm7552 3 роки тому +1

      Right i caught that too lmao felt that

  • @Moeeee_786
    @Moeeee_786 3 роки тому +14

    12:07 i love how leslie looks at a page as if shes checking if pewds is going with the script

  • @mini9503
    @mini9503 2 роки тому +3

    It's kind of late, but I _just_ caught trend of this game and been binge watching you guys' YT videos for a whole day.
    Just wanted to say, THANK YOU Corpse, for including other streamers' face cams during votes as much as possible. YOU had the best edits out of everyone.

  • @destroyndecay
    @destroyndecay 3 роки тому +28482

    Card: Too fast. Try again.
    Corpse: *swipes the card as fast as he possibly could*

    • @rjvonrete8134
      @rjvonrete8134 3 роки тому +964

      I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂

    • @Ari-rh2zt
      @Ari-rh2zt 3 роки тому +78

      i am steal

    • @creispy_chu
      @creispy_chu 3 роки тому +719

      i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.

    • @wickedwaters7010
      @wickedwaters7010 3 роки тому +402

      He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo

    • @MrDartmania
      @MrDartmania 3 роки тому +449

      He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure

  • @FreaKCSGOHacker
    @FreaKCSGOHacker 3 роки тому +3001

    Corpse: "i'm nervous"
    everyone: "CARD SWIPE"

    • @Vivi_anne23
      @Vivi_anne23 3 роки тому +1

      😅😂😂😂

    • @MercuryBlackN
      @MercuryBlackN 3 роки тому +16

      You're ruining his life

    • @Liebert6869
      @Liebert6869 3 роки тому

      Thats a lot of like in 7 hours😂

    • @lemonade_spice
      @lemonade_spice 3 роки тому +1

      @@MercuryBlackN the best part is that the girl in the pic is a lesbian lol

    • @nevinlim7721
      @nevinlim7721 3 роки тому +1

      @@lemonade_spice who?

  • @kellyrussell1877
    @kellyrussell1877 3 роки тому +12

    10:36 felix defending him and telling the others to back off though 🥺😭

  • @secrated3681
    @secrated3681 3 роки тому +5

    A total of 32 cards swipes in the entire video. Love to come back and watch this. Classic 😂😂😂

  • @agnese3275
    @agnese3275 3 роки тому +13514

    everyone: trying to find the imposter
    corpse: crying over card swipe

  • @Wynbis
    @Wynbis 3 роки тому +1993

    CORPSE: I’ve been too nervous to card swipe.
    Everyone: Well then, let’s add more pressure.

    • @jans.g6033
      @jans.g6033 3 роки тому +9

      Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

    • @jans.g6033
      @jans.g6033 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone's reaction after that was just priceless 🤣

    • @YukonYuki
      @YukonYuki 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 10 місяців тому

      Loll

  • @HobbesHobbiton
    @HobbesHobbiton 3 роки тому +7

    Card Swipe: Too fast
    Corpse: _I am speed_

  • @EreNiYeagah
    @EreNiYeagah Рік тому +10

    I can't believe it's already been 2 years i really miss the old amongus

  • @tanaysha8223
    @tanaysha8223 3 роки тому +13000

    corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "

    • @sleepipix3l
      @sleepipix3l 3 роки тому +195

      Just smile and swipe boys, just smile and swipe

    • @dreytonstrickland6302
      @dreytonstrickland6302 3 роки тому +25

      His balls were extra sweaty this game

    • @rhonda2898
      @rhonda2898 3 роки тому +40

      Lmao so trueee 🤣
      I actually feel bad for him though.. XD

    • @wesmithoff3211
      @wesmithoff3211 3 роки тому +18

      Corpse you got to go slow when you want to do the card swipe

    • @getosbelovedwifey
      @getosbelovedwifey 3 роки тому +5

      Damn

  • @lilgator_3488
    @lilgator_3488 3 роки тому +11746

    Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.*
    Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.

    • @NathanielSnider1017
      @NathanielSnider1017 3 роки тому +97

      I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

    • @spewe4474
      @spewe4474 3 роки тому +36

      I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

    • @chaitea9147
      @chaitea9147 3 роки тому +2

      I was your 1.700 like

    • @beminae1603
      @beminae1603 3 роки тому +2

      How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

    • @andreamoreno4626
      @andreamoreno4626 3 роки тому +1

      Is this live?

  • @7yHR
    @7yHR 4 місяці тому +2

    8:24 even the swipe machine was like: BRO READ!

  • @gabrielleparker4001
    @gabrielleparker4001 2 роки тому +1

    bruh i still cant believe this came out a year ago- that means ive been in the otv plus the related to otv crew since a year ago. happy 1 year!!

  • @meanya4687
    @meanya4687 3 роки тому +3859

    CORPSE: doesn't wanna do face cam
    CORPSE: shows everyone else's face cam to make up for it

    • @rebecca_akin
      @rebecca_akin 3 роки тому +50

      Except for Toast :(

    • @nathaliejovanovic637
      @nathaliejovanovic637 3 роки тому +109

      He doesn't do face cam so people can imagine how he looks like without getting disappointed

    • @anarobles9795
      @anarobles9795 3 роки тому +3

      @@nathaliejovanovic637 oh? :(

    • @eminemisgod
      @eminemisgod 3 роки тому +96

      Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!

    • @imnotsmall6917
      @imnotsmall6917 3 роки тому +23

      @@eminemisgod Im pretty sure it was a joke

  • @matteosoranna3031
    @matteosoranna3031 3 роки тому +1850

    Card: too fast, try again
    Corpse: *continues to swipe the card like sonic*

    • @kagato3
      @kagato3 3 роки тому +17

      It even says Bro Read Try Again once.

    • @ShadowDemonMind
      @ShadowDemonMind 3 роки тому +7

      Gotta go fast

    • @pizzariotin
      @pizzariotin 3 роки тому +4

      @@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"

    • @cftpafan
      @cftpafan 3 роки тому +6

      @@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read

    • @ositaiza888
      @ositaiza888 3 роки тому +1

      @@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read

  • @fluffylionessssister163
    @fluffylionessssister163 3 роки тому +20

    Corpse: how dose the best imposter in the game fail the card swipe 4 times in a row- 4 rounds in a row me: god damn he finally fucking did card swipe on the last round

  • @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx
    @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx 3 роки тому +4377

    Corpse:
    "I fear no man, but that- thing..."
    card swipe task
    "It scares me."

    • @liammack5494
      @liammack5494 3 роки тому +6

      Stolen or realy similar

    • @ssjdiorr2114
      @ssjdiorr2114 3 роки тому +31

      @@liammack5494 why tf do you care if its stolen or not

    • @sxmmerskyes909
      @sxmmerskyes909 3 роки тому +6

      @@ssjdiorr2114 cuz it doesn’t deserve the likes

    • @Aesthetic_toes
      @Aesthetic_toes 3 роки тому +32

      @@sxmmerskyes909 literally I see comments like this all the damn time why sweat over it? It’s not a big deal and honestly I don’t give a shit
      Edit: I just what do be clear, i don’t think it’s ok to copy someone I just don’t think it’s something to waist your time complaining about depending on what they copied

    • @YourneighborJade
      @YourneighborJade 3 роки тому +3

      😂

  • @DEFIB7
    @DEFIB7 3 роки тому +10842

    Card reader: “Too fast.”
    CORPSE: *doesn’t once try going slower*

    • @jacobdittmer6586
      @jacobdittmer6586 3 роки тому +498

      Watching that made me want to bash my head in

    • @fadadapple
      @fadadapple 3 роки тому +228

      I need to see him acknowledge this

    • @TertiaryQuota
      @TertiaryQuota 3 роки тому +63

      He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 3 роки тому +17

      Ur papi the what?

    • @ezra-jacksimas9613
      @ezra-jacksimas9613 3 роки тому +154

      I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"

  • @korawolfsrain
    @korawolfsrain 3 роки тому +29

    Corpse is so freaking pure xD he's so cute with the failing card swipe and the "i'm nervous, my hands are shaking"
    Lets just protect him at all costs xD ❤

  • @PlatonicPurplePanda
    @PlatonicPurplePanda 2 роки тому +1

    It makes it so much better seeing all their expressions too.

  • @jaydenkesan871
    @jaydenkesan871 3 роки тому +19324

    Corpse: -sees “too fast try again”-
    Corpse: *goes faster*

  • @strawberrios
    @strawberrios 3 роки тому +7

    7:20 “thanks sykkuno” :)

  • @lizzy8038
    @lizzy8038 2 роки тому

    I love when he laughs, he's so sweet honestly 💕

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 3 роки тому +3869

    Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat**
    Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM
    Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 3 роки тому +49

      The wording is ✨immaculate✨

    • @whiskeredwolf4861
      @whiskeredwolf4861 3 роки тому +67

      Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him

    • @tristen9903
      @tristen9903 3 роки тому +3

      @@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that

    • @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy
      @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy 3 роки тому +52

      @@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.

    • @sisypheanmxe8774
      @sisypheanmxe8774 3 роки тому

      @@tristen9903 wym?

  • @starblaiz1986
    @starblaiz1986 3 роки тому +2437

    Leslie: "You can't fail Card Swipe that much"
    CORPSE: "Hold my beer"

    • @raaginraj3086
      @raaginraj3086 3 роки тому +28

      Should've been "hold my card"

    • @kylie4792
      @kylie4792 3 роки тому +1

      time stamp?

    • @juliekristiansen8576
      @juliekristiansen8576 3 роки тому +3

      @@kylie4792 for Leslie or him falling card swipe?

    • @lepotatopotato9418
      @lepotatopotato9418 3 роки тому +2

      Leslie watching this: *impossible*

    • @voltigeurs5069
      @voltigeurs5069 3 роки тому

      To be fair, I always fail card swipe 50+ times every game I get it as task...

  • @thedeadmanlegacy7629
    @thedeadmanlegacy7629 2 роки тому

    that the best card swipe i ever have see 10/10 best card skill :p and love the video keep up the good work friend you the best ^^

  • @DazTheHandy
    @DazTheHandy 3 роки тому +21

    Corpse: I fear no man but that thing (points at card swipe) it scares me

  • @charhenry7192
    @charhenry7192 3 роки тому +11323

    Everyone discussing who the impostor is:
    Corpse in the ghost chat: I CANT DO CARD SWIPE
    IM CRYING
    MY HANDS ARE SHAKING

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 3 роки тому +107

      Scarra: fukin dies

    • @zacpointon1423
      @zacpointon1423 3 роки тому +47

      Why was he so nervous and shaking like mad?

    • @jam8659
      @jam8659 3 роки тому +21

      @@zacpointon1423 it's in the desc

    • @emilyl444
      @emilyl444 3 роки тому +3

      when

    • @madscafe5154
      @madscafe5154 3 роки тому +3

      @@jam8659 what did it say please tell me

  • @aleaal-aidid1850
    @aleaal-aidid1850 3 роки тому +2915

    Corpse: is the best impostor ever
    also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*

    • @lyxla2579
      @lyxla2579 3 роки тому +41

      *_fastest_* card swipe

    • @blepino2636
      @blepino2636 3 роки тому +1

      xd

    • @BSJHSBI
      @BSJHSBI 3 роки тому

      y e s

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 роки тому +3

      Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

  • @AyanokoujiSama
    @AyanokoujiSama 2 роки тому +2

    I love this video so much, never fails to make my day

  • @easterbunny2030
    @easterbunny2030 2 роки тому +4

    Jacksepticeye saying that to Corpse and then Pewdiepie making that comment “don’t give him too much shit” along with Jacks nod and Felix putting fingers on head close to hairline like a gesture of communication through playing game!!! Corpse is awesome I’m here fir it, and I love that they are playing this together💥💥💥

  • @mgfox32
    @mgfox32 3 роки тому +3577

    Corpse as imposter: Yeah I'm imposter
    Everyone: I think we should skip this round, who knows who it could've been?
    Corpse as crewmate: i really am trying to do my tasks, I'm just nervous
    Everyone: so you admit to murder

    • @Emanu3l
      @Emanu3l 3 роки тому +1

      @Enzo Ian R. Evangelista good for you. Nobody cares.

    • @plasmaticstone6580
      @plasmaticstone6580 3 роки тому +2

      @@Emanu3l damn bro why you gotta be like that

    • @Emanu3l
      @Emanu3l 3 роки тому +2

      @@plasmaticstone6580 Cause I really find it unnecessary. All the comments saying "first" or "second" and all that already annoy me. But I can understand in a way. They're just happy they got early to a vídeo/post and want to say it so the people know and they just feel happy. But in a freaking reply? A reply on a comment saying "2nd". But also. I was kinda in a bad mood + that reply just made me write it.

    • @plasmaticstone6580
      @plasmaticstone6580 3 роки тому +2

      @@Emanu3l Thanks for the explanation

    • @Emanu3l
      @Emanu3l 3 роки тому +1

      @@plasmaticstone6580 You're welcome. I usually answer when somebody asks me something.

  • @embernyx2564
    @embernyx2564 3 роки тому +7067

    I love how passive-aggressive Corpse is
    "Hey Corpse, about that card swipe.."
    "Yeah, I've failed it 15 times so far, what about it?"
    "Corpse is giving me sus vibes"
    "You give me sus vibes"
    I love him omfh wededuh

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 2 роки тому +5

    Scarra cackling bc he did the task and dead chat screaming about it made me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @sinisterhunter
    @sinisterhunter 2 роки тому +7

    4:30 lilly is SO MAD at being killed

  • @16dragons
    @16dragons 3 роки тому +2726

    "Too fast. Try again"
    Corpse: INITIATE LIGHTSPEED

    • @aYamahaGrandPiano
      @aYamahaGrandPiano 3 роки тому +29

      Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED

    • @justbloomy_
      @justbloomy_ 3 роки тому +3

      I wheezed at this

    • @lennoxsommerville7451
      @lennoxsommerville7451 3 роки тому +1

      How does no one realize this is fake

    • @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx
      @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx 3 роки тому +11

      The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.

    • @florsosa638
      @florsosa638 3 роки тому +5

      Everyone talking over each other:
      Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe

  • @Alumai
    @Alumai 3 роки тому +2968

    Corpse: "I fear no task."
    **looks at Card Swipe sweating**
    Corpse: "But that task....it scares me."

  • @cayeditz5511
    @cayeditz5511 3 роки тому +5

    I love his laugh it’s so adorable