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  • @oliveraddison6143
    @oliveraddison6143 5 років тому +8346

    “that’s what i thought you’d say you dumb fuckn horse” LMAOO

    • @Gc77659
      @Gc77659 5 років тому +9

      Oh gosh yes😂

    • @thewhiteboardist
      @thewhiteboardist 5 років тому +15

      There is one extremely grumpy gentleman in the front row after that.

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 роки тому +4

      Celeste Addison 🤣😭

    • @thedirewolfking2274
      @thedirewolfking2274 9 місяців тому +8

      @@thewhiteboardistpoint him out? I keep missing him, a timestamp would be nice too :)

    • @social_avocado
      @social_avocado 7 місяців тому +2

      it's such a change of tone it's hilarious

  • @halovee.n
    @halovee.n 5 років тому +11565

    The horse is like, *"I've fired the horse-catcher"* XD

  • @averyware3535
    @averyware3535 5 років тому +17154

    “No one knows what he’s going to do! Least of all the horse! He’s never been in a hospital before! He’s as confused as you are!” 😂

    • @MLBlue30
      @MLBlue30 5 років тому +286

      You better believe he enjoys making it up as he goes along. And a lot of horse fans are glad to let him for some bizarre reason.

    • @iisuperstarii7310
      @iisuperstarii7310 5 років тому +136

      @@MLBlue30 bizarre reason? Dude. It's a horse. Loose. In. A. Hospital. Who wouldn't want to see that?
      I think most of the horse rallyers sadly had other reasons.
      Obviously there were people dying every year in the hospital. And no matter how smart the doctors were or the directors, nothing ever changed. People kept dying. So some geniuses figured, you know what nobody has yet tried? Setting a horse loose in the hospital. Maybe if we did that, then people would stop dying. You can't tell them that it's 100% not gonna happen. Because nobody has ever tried it yet. So here we all are. Watching a horse plow through a hospital...because no one ever thought to try it before.

    • @fullcircle8231
      @fullcircle8231 5 років тому +26

      Much better a horse than a lazy serial killer who's crimes took place in the same hospital wanting back into the hospital as head surgeon

    • @umainebearman
      @umainebearman 5 років тому +5

      Yeah we all watched the video. We all heard the joke. wtf

    • @averyware3535
      @averyware3535 5 років тому +20

      umainebearman you know I might have wrote it because I liked that quote and was sharing it in the comments. Also, a lot of people look into the comments before they watch a video

  • @hzndrix
    @hzndrix Місяць тому +958

    The horse has figured out how to use the revolving doors again

    • @itsme_roui
      @itsme_roui Місяць тому +58

      Don't be dumb. The residents let the horse back in to see if it anything had changed...

    • @m.kirstenhittner3337
      @m.kirstenhittner3337 Місяць тому

      😳

    • @killblade6
      @killblade6 Місяць тому +29

      horse manages to get in the first time, shame on the horse
      horse gets in the second time: ok who let in the crazy horse in the hospital again and he brought a couple cans of gasoline and matches!

    • @SpicyOtter9000
      @SpicyOtter9000 29 днів тому +3

      the residents put that horse back in with a mec suit!

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 18 днів тому

      Oh no

  • @vuyolwethu_m26
    @vuyolwethu_m26 5 років тому +10796

    A horse taking an elevator is harmless but very much worrisome and puzzling.

    • @Name-ps9fx
      @Name-ps9fx 5 років тому +135

      Vuyolwethu Mtyapa Taking the elevator is the easy part (door opens, you walk in)...choosing the correct button for the desired floor is the hard part.

    • @Fsuholley
      @Fsuholley 5 років тому +80

      Unless you are on the elevator with the horse.

    • @Leonlion0305
      @Leonlion0305 5 років тому +44

      @@Fsuholley and then there are those people who are in the elevator who either got kicked out of the elevator or just said "fuck this shit, I'm out" because it's too much of an roller coaster lmao

    • @mighty-roman
      @mighty-roman 5 років тому +18

      What did you expect?!
      That horse can't walk up the stairs. We would have a situation in our hand if he did that.

    • @kimberlycarter5915
      @kimberlycarter5915 5 років тому +12

      Let's hope it doesn't exceed the 500 pound weight limit

  • @dwightyouignorantslut772
    @dwightyouignorantslut772 5 років тому +12058

    This is probably the best analogy I’ve ever heard. God bless you John Mulaney.

    • @deluth4638
      @deluth4638 5 років тому +25

      Nah, the analogy is shit if you don't suffer from TDS. John is just an amazingly funny comedian.

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 5 років тому +84

      @@deluth4638 Excatly, trump people can't laugh unless you're putting people mostly of color down, lose shit tons of money. Down grade woman, unless they are your daughter.

    • @bluebassett2
      @bluebassett2 5 років тому +11

      @@jenniferbates2811 Did CNN tell you that?

    • @jenniferbates2811
      @jenniferbates2811 5 років тому +105

      @@bluebassett2 no need for CNN, trump has had 70 years of bad behavior, bad economic conditions around him, horrible people skills. His immigration policy is to marry the pretty ones, then cheat on them.

    • @sngscratcher
      @sngscratcher 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, brilliant analogy.

  • @samoanjoseph1457
    @samoanjoseph1457 5 років тому +6641

    As soon as he starts talking about the horse, all I can think is, "If the horse is there, does that mean nobody is watching the dogs?"

    • @joepayton128
      @joepayton128 5 років тому +205

      Only real ones will get this comment 😂

    • @satsfallingdown
      @satsfallingdown 5 років тому +115

      Plot twist: turns out America is the dogs

    • @sicilyfranklin3157
      @sicilyfranklin3157 5 років тому +22

      I don't get it. Are the dogs the senators and representatives in Congress?

    • @KayKimree
      @KayKimree 5 років тому +127

      @@sicilyfranklin3157 No. It's about asking a horse to babysit your dogs.

    • @sicilyfranklin3157
      @sicilyfranklin3157 5 років тому +45

      @@KayKimree OML I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT!!! Thanks dude.

  • @holderofallknowledge604
    @holderofallknowledge604 2 роки тому +3033

    The horse fired the horse catcher gets me every time

  • @clancytkmru8527
    @clancytkmru8527 4 роки тому +8257

    ’m enjoying all the updates in the comments because it means that every time the horse does something, we all return to this video

    • @psychticambitin7987
      @psychticambitin7987 4 роки тому +37

      Exactly

    • @HabitsRabbits
      @HabitsRabbits 4 роки тому +15

      Psÿçhøtïç Ambítìøn Your username is the only one I’ve felt equal to.

    • @boba4bobaman294
      @boba4bobaman294 4 роки тому +7

      @@HabitsRabbits I'm not sure how to read this... Be ssarpesst buoorn?

    • @HabitsRabbits
      @HabitsRabbits 4 роки тому +7

      Pink Otaku_223 Keep trying, your closer than most

    • @boba4bobaman294
      @boba4bobaman294 4 роки тому +19

      @@HabitsRabbits the ssarpesst thørn (there's no English equivalent for ø)
      THE SHARPEST THORN
      Being a language fenatic is finally paying off ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

  • @dwightyouignorantslut772
    @dwightyouignorantslut772 5 років тому +8920

    I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON
    I swear this man is a national treasure.

    • @navzee831
      @navzee831 5 років тому +7

      @@HaidebugCreates LOOOOOLZ

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 5 років тому +87

      Haidy Bug When you said his name I legit thought you were insulting him

    • @HaidebugCreates
      @HaidebugCreates 5 років тому +5

      Gael Vazquez no I was making a national treasure joke

    • @The_AceEmpress
      @The_AceEmpress 5 років тому +4

      Agree

    •  5 років тому +5

      Funniest line in a hilarious bit...

  • @Omahdon
    @Omahdon 4 роки тому +13008

    The horse is now in the process of being removed from the hospital.

    • @heliodotust
      @heliodotust 4 роки тому +372

      THE HORSE IS BEING KICKED OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND WE'RE ALL CHEERING

    • @deodate2995
      @deodate2995 4 роки тому +291

      the horse is being replaced by a one-eyed goat now. we're not sure how that will turn out but hey, the horse is gone!

    • @BananaLettuce
      @BananaLettuce 4 роки тому +133

      To quote John Mulaney’s social media: “...and stay out!!”

    • @Ricken9000
      @Ricken9000 4 роки тому +36

      @@deodate2995 The Horse is getting replaced by a slightly smaller horse

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 роки тому +117

      @@deodate2995 At least the goat has been trained not to damage important medical equipment.

  • @TheLolbster
    @TheLolbster Місяць тому +292

    "It's never happened before." Ah, it was a simpler time.

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 Місяць тому +18

      Imagine *choosing* to let the horse back into the hospital this time because the doctors aren't doing a good enough job.

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 17 днів тому +2

      Wow. Frfr

  • @RioDancesOnTheSand
    @RioDancesOnTheSand 4 роки тому +13966

    ...the horse is now *literally* in the hospital.

    • @meeDorush
      @meeDorush 4 роки тому +530

      The horse 🐴 got OUT of the hospital...and is now LOOSE in the White House with NO mask!

    • @emosmurfette3938
      @emosmurfette3938 4 роки тому +106

      He's in a hospital that's in a hospital

    • @RioDancesOnTheSand
      @RioDancesOnTheSand 4 роки тому +43

      @@annapeck7635 ....good...for...you??

    • @RioDancesOnTheSand
      @RioDancesOnTheSand 4 роки тому +43

      @@annapeck7635 have you *seen* every third comment under this video? rearrange them by most recent and scroll down to five days ago, maybe you'll learn something lmao

    • @annapeck7635
      @annapeck7635 4 роки тому +7

      @@RioDancesOnTheSand Yeah looked before I posted this trump had literally just gone to the hospital mine was first...all I'm saying

  • @raymond1129
    @raymond1129 5 років тому +7792

    i love that he made everything into an analogy except for "well if there's a horse in the hospital, i'm gonna say the n-word on tv!"

    • @vdinh143
      @vdinh143 5 років тому +296

      that bit slayed me. Absolutely brilliant

    • @azazel13ish
      @azazel13ish 5 років тому +156

      Also the hippo with the nuke!

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 5 років тому +222

      That bit made me lose my fucking MIND. You can’t even sugarcoat such a ridiculous “connection”

    • @sleepysmoke7581
      @sleepysmoke7581 5 років тому +35

      Can someone please tell me what the n-word is?
      (Not from English-speaking country)

    • @holdenn_h
      @holdenn_h 5 років тому +58

      @@sleepysmoke7581 there is a Wikipedia page about it.

  • @johnbazy
    @johnbazy 5 років тому +5551

    This is some of the best, smoothest, most inventive political comedy I've heard in my life. Mulaney took a sticky topic and actually crafted something out of it instead of just throwing it in like every other comedian on the planet.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 5 років тому +31

      Totally agree!

    • @darthxerxes5468
      @darthxerxes5468 5 років тому +198

      Other comedians: orange man bad
      John mulaney: THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!

    • @najlasmith8933
      @najlasmith8933 4 роки тому +1

      johnbazy 🤣😭

    • @leetledrummerboy
      @leetledrummerboy 4 роки тому +59

      He had an original take which is what good comedy is. You would never catch Louis CK or Dave Chappelle or any of the greats dropping the hack bits that we've been allowing to pass for comedy just because they're directed in the fashionable political direction. By the way, Mulaney, CK, and Chappelle are all leftists--at least nominally--and do include their views into their acts, which is completely fine. What matters is that they don't let their politics get in the way of making good comedy. I also respect that Mulaney had the balls to admit he doesn't follow politics when that makes so many people so butthurt.

    • @dababy8017
      @dababy8017 4 роки тому +12

      I’m not even mad and I like trump, mulaney is talented af

  • @rhysnelson5879
    @rhysnelson5879 Місяць тому +1562

    Don’t forget when we got the horse OUT of the hospital, and then after talking about all the bad things the horse did for 4 years, decided to let the horse BACK into the hospital.

    • @nicholashaynes660
      @nicholashaynes660 Місяць тому +195

      yup and we could've had a doctor, but everyone got too worried about her qualifications, so logically, we reverted back to the horse.

    • @samklocke274
      @samklocke274 Місяць тому +46

      Came here for this reunion

    • @HarryBinstead
      @HarryBinstead Місяць тому +79

      The way I look at it, and maybe it's just me. But this guy being the president again, it's like there's a herd loose in the hospital. In the past everything turned out okay, but I have no idea what's gonna happen next, even though it's happened before. But not quite like this. Because now there's a HERD loose in the hospital. And this time he knows what he's going to do next, because he's been here before. Then they bring out an expert who's like, don't worry we've seen a horse in a hospital. It's like, get out of here with that shit! This is a HERD, loose in the hospital.

    • @DanfordThePom
      @DanfordThePom Місяць тому

      @@nicholashaynes660
      Well everyone said the horse would kick in the maternity ward, and it didn’t
      So I’m SURE it’ll be fine to let the fucken thing back in

    • @JS-ep4zx
      @JS-ep4zx Місяць тому +18

      @@HarryBinstead good analogy! I came here wondering who else was recalled this skit, now that the feral horse (and his herd) are about to occupy the hospital again.

  • @thedailybullshit4033
    @thedailybullshit4033 5 років тому +1034

    "There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital!"
    "We're WELL past that!"
    "Well if there's gonna be a horse in the hospital I'm gonna say the N-word on TV."
    "Those don't match up at ALL."

  • @samparr3368
    @samparr3368 4 роки тому +9245

    Somehow the accuracy of this analogy has only increased with time.

    • @roachqueen1973
      @roachqueen1973 4 роки тому +46

      Yep. Most def.

    • @xXxJSCOTTxXx
      @xXxJSCOTTxXx 4 роки тому +131

      The horse is now bragging about a mental fitness test he 'aced'... The doctors said they couldn't believe the results.
      That's not something the horse should be proud of...

    • @BurrytheBee
      @BurrytheBee 4 роки тому +19

      It’s 2020.
      Ur so right.

    • @idkwhatoputherex7
      @idkwhatoputherex7 4 роки тому +42

      Actually this skit helped me understand politics
      Yes I’m a kid so no I didn’t understand

    • @sakurawitch1303
      @sakurawitch1303 4 роки тому +35

      @@idkwhatoputherex7 And that's ok! You're willing to find ways to help you understand difficult subjects! You should be proud of the fact that you want to understand, so you make an effort to find ways around the complicated wordings of said subjects ^.^

  • @Aybeece
    @Aybeece 4 роки тому +13127

    BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been loose in the hospital for so long that now he thinks that he’s a doctor.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 4 роки тому +379

      He's telling his followers in the psych ward that sunlight and disinfectant can cure sickness.

    • @Apples765
      @Apples765 4 роки тому +35

      True

    • @MeggMallory
      @MeggMallory 4 роки тому +11

      I just laughed outloud, for real 😂😂

    • @cd8467
      @cd8467 4 роки тому +66

      the horse is now actively killing people in surgeries and saying it’s okay because when they said “please be less reckless with your surgeries so we won’t all die” he took it as a hate symbol.
      tbh kinda feels wrong to even use the analogies at this point

    • @allieevans7520
      @allieevans7520 4 роки тому +23

      And he’s just replacing all the real shots with bleach

  • @Erinski
    @Erinski 2 роки тому +1436

    I miss the part where he says when you ask the people responsible why they would let a horse loose in the hospital, they're like "Well, the hospital was inefficient."
    "...So your solution was to let a horse inside?!"

    • @ASMR_Junkie
      @ASMR_Junkie 7 місяців тому +1

      When the horse you let inside was better the idiot we have now by miles.

  • @GHZoner
    @GHZoner 4 роки тому +2853

    Now the horse is trying to pretend there are no sick people in the hospital.

    • @nasim3093
      @nasim3093 4 роки тому +20

      underrated comment XD

    • @olivermendonca9545
      @olivermendonca9545 4 роки тому +10

      you win the internet

    • @thatdamncatboy7963
      @thatdamncatboy7963 4 роки тому +35

      The horse now has been infected by the sick people it tried to deny.

    • @ezziboo
      @ezziboo 4 роки тому +3

      That damn Anarchist ...I swear, the schadenfreude I have today is so, so delicious.

    • @anamariefalk3796
      @anamariefalk3796 4 роки тому +6

      Now he’s there himself

  • @natturner534
    @natturner534 5 років тому +31276

    The brilliance of the bit is he doesn’t say “Trump” even once

    • @FreakieFan
      @FreakieFan 5 років тому +467

      I agree

    • @andrewnewman9563
      @andrewnewman9563 5 років тому +1542

      And you know who the hippo and horse catcher are. Political satire at its best.

    • @oya6870
      @oya6870 5 років тому +921

      It is just about the most elegantly written bit you could possibly find, and it's about such a tacky and classless man. Amazing.

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 років тому +377

      Its like he doesn't even have to specify. We just know 😂😂

    • @Structureel
      @Structureel 5 років тому +274

      That makes it timeless. If Mike Pence or Ted Cruz ever ascend the throne, it will still be applicable.

  • @Larsbiscuit29
    @Larsbiscuit29 4 роки тому +10174

    NEWS UPDATE: the horse has been caught, but the hospital is talking about bringing the horse *back* into the hospital

    • @ruwaydaphillips9426
      @ruwaydaphillips9426 4 роки тому +27

      😂

    • @Sohnich
      @Sohnich 4 роки тому +419

      Correction: The horse has been caught but horseback riders fight to keep him in the hospital

    • @rajeshsrajeshs
      @rajeshsrajeshs 4 роки тому +115

      The hospital doesn't want the horse there.

    • @Sohnich
      @Sohnich 4 роки тому +141

      @@rajeshsrajeshs We're well passed that!

    • @lyndseyf4408
      @lyndseyf4408 4 роки тому +174

      Update: the EMS just sent the horse back into the hospital, and are trying to convince everyone that, perhaps, the horse should be hired as a doctor. Everyone is very pissed off.

  • @aamirnooruddin2852
    @aamirnooruddin2852 Місяць тому +144

    The horse is now returning to the hospital as the medical director lol

    • @RuleroftheSandcastle
      @RuleroftheSandcastle Місяць тому +13

      No, the horse is just in the hospital. He appointed a brain worm as medical director.

  • @emirinobambino
    @emirinobambino 5 років тому +2914

    I love how John Mulaney doesn't need to use profanity to tell jokes, and oftentimes doesn't, but in this bit he drops that charade.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 5 років тому +58

      Normal people cuss. It's real life.

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 5 років тому +180

      He uses profanity when it fits. He's usually quite articulate.

    • @geoffreyokrongly916
      @geoffreyokrongly916 5 років тому +129

      I think the scarcity of cussing is what makes it so funny when he does. It adds that extra zing to it.

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 роки тому +57

      He reserves the cussing for when he wants to articulate that something extreme is going on

    • @OscarThompson10
      @OscarThompson10 4 роки тому +9

      im confused, is this thread made up of children and/or catholics?

  • @peterdrumsta4479
    @peterdrumsta4479 4 роки тому +892

    "I have fired the horse catcher" has happened repeatedly.

    • @applebee28
      @applebee28 4 роки тому +8

      UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @JustMe-fb6oq
      @JustMe-fb6oq 4 роки тому +3

      True, sadly.

    • @tgchism
      @tgchism 10 днів тому

      Now the horse is going to try to put the horse catcher and all the zoo keepers in prison!

  • @teresablue2553
    @teresablue2553 5 років тому +4691

    I really hope history teachers will use this clip in 20 years.

    • @elainadunn8209
      @elainadunn8209 4 роки тому +89

      I almost sent this to my govt teacher ngl

    • @lextheweirdo9063
      @lextheweirdo9063 4 роки тому +35

      I wish, but I don’t think they’ll be able to, due to cursing

    • @tobi_punk6020
      @tobi_punk6020 4 роки тому +38

      Kat The Weirdo good news!!! my history teacher did not give a s h i t, and all history teachers are the exact same so I’m pretty hopeful that it will happen👀

    • @Pikapika-gc2pp
      @Pikapika-gc2pp 4 роки тому +27

      My English teacher used it in class a couple years ago

    • @aryaiggy8823
      @aryaiggy8823 4 роки тому +7

      That would be awesome. Kids would actually listen. He makes it fun

  • @JaxonFletcher-z8w
    @JaxonFletcher-z8w Місяць тому +79

    He's back in the hospital, and this time, he knows the layout.

  • @julianseb6447
    @julianseb6447 4 роки тому +5374

    update: the horse is getting angy cause we're finally removing him form the hospital, he is now sueing the hospital
    update 2: some how, palpatine.
    oh shit mb
    so somehow, the horse has re entered the hospital after over half the people of the town decided to put him back in there and he's back with a vengeance

    • @xaviermerson7594
      @xaviermerson7594 4 роки тому +50

      But the main point is the surgeons have removed the horse from the hospital

    • @grayforester
      @grayforester 4 роки тому +46

      He fired another horse catcher today.

    • @julianseb6447
      @julianseb6447 4 роки тому +27

      @@grayforester god damn this horse isn't fucking around huh

    • @Alexander-vg5qf
      @Alexander-vg5qf 4 роки тому +26

      @@julianseb6447 Correction: this horse isn't horsing around

    • @aaliyahyasmin3158
      @aaliyahyasmin3158 4 роки тому +6

      I read this while the ad was playing and I was so mf confused

  • @taltzi
    @taltzi 4 роки тому +6741

    update: the horse has been asked multipule times to leave the hospital, but the horse girls are sworming the hospital in a desperate attempt to keep the horse in the hospital

  • @mymindisaninkblot9408
    @mymindisaninkblot9408 4 роки тому +4946

    John Mulaney: "I think eventually everything's gonna be okay."
    2020: "Ohoho, fun times up ahead."

  • @manifestedbeauty
    @manifestedbeauty Місяць тому +145

    They opened the door for the horse again.

    • @heatherramirez6141
      @heatherramirez6141 28 днів тому +1

      I can’t believe it. The hospital is still damaged from the first time the horse got in there and now we’re coming back for Round 2.

  • @TomDeLaCruz
    @TomDeLaCruz 5 років тому +5049

    This guy has been teleported from 1929

  • @TheMoonShining
    @TheMoonShining 5 років тому +3684

    why do people even try to be funny anymore when the simple truth is that no one is ever gonna top this bit

    • @Dwemerologist
      @Dwemerologist 5 років тому +20

      What we find funny is subjective, so your statement is void. Funny bit, but not the funniest bit to ever exist.

    • @Norp-i7m
      @Norp-i7m 5 років тому +31

      I know, right?
      John Mulaney is ruining other comedians for me.

    • @zachhenslee6925
      @zachhenslee6925 5 років тому +12

      @@Dwemerologist Dave Chappelle is funnier

    • @kllcmd8980
      @kllcmd8980 5 років тому +5

      @@zachhenslee6925 are you fucking serious

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 5 років тому +2

      Shut up Jesus

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 4 роки тому +3702

    2019: _(cry-laughing)_
    2020: _(cry-laughing harder)_

    • @courtney-ray
      @courtney-ray 4 роки тому +90

      Mid 2020: (just crying now 😭)

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +10

      How do you feel now, in mid-June? 🙈

    • @mikotosataka3565
      @mikotosataka3565 4 роки тому +27

      *2020, start of July:* h. Help

    • @Ameute
      @Ameute 4 роки тому +3

      How did he predicted this?

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 4 роки тому +10

      The horse just announced that it wants to postpone the election - I think it's here to stay...

  • @Tonyhouse1168
    @Tonyhouse1168 Місяць тому +40

    The horse only wants to be in the hospital so he doesn’t go to jail.

  • @prophetslost29
    @prophetslost29 5 років тому +3350

    And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why John Mulaney is the best comedian out there right now.

    • @danialdunson
      @danialdunson 5 років тому +49

      Hes great....buttttt he needs to write more specials....need mulaney in my life

    • @crowley2158
      @crowley2158 5 років тому +1

      No, Anthony Jeselnik

    • @zanethurman6330
      @zanethurman6330 5 років тому +18

      Dave Chappelle, 100%

    • @deutschlanddan
      @deutschlanddan 5 років тому

      Nick DiPaulo!

    • @pt7592
      @pt7592 5 років тому +2

      He's too bland, and his TV show was absolutely terrible I don't want a comedian that wants to be Seinfeld I want a fresh look on life

  • @ProfessorMetalhead1
    @ProfessorMetalhead1 4 роки тому +11492

    Update: The Horse has left the hospital. Doctors are changing the locks.

    • @Annemoontje
      @Annemoontje 4 роки тому +143

      I repeat THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL.... close the f*ing doors

    • @TwoKrazyKats
      @TwoKrazyKats 4 роки тому +53

      Nothing like locking the hospital doors after the horse has been....evicted.

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 3 роки тому +44

      @@Annemoontje put it on lockdown. Turn off the lights and pretend no one is here.

    • @kosif.501
      @kosif.501 3 роки тому +24

      Thank fucking god.

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 3 роки тому +24

      Eh, there are a few on the medical board that want to leave a door unlocked.

  • @AgentLayla526
    @AgentLayla526 4 роки тому +4521

    The horse is now suing the hospital for replacing the horse with an actual surgeon now.

    • @VolkovLOL
      @VolkovLOL 4 роки тому +71

      the surgeon might die in an operation in a year or so.

    • @arandomstartreknerd7261
      @arandomstartreknerd7261 4 роки тому +51

      The surgeon is so damn old and senile he's gonna screw up like 12 operations and then die.

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 4 роки тому +64

      The surgeon can’t remember why he walked into the kitchen.

    • @birdflox1337
      @birdflox1337 4 роки тому +75

      He's less of a surgeon and more like a goat. He probably won't do much, but there were probably much better alternatives.

    • @aldamakazumi
      @aldamakazumi 4 роки тому +69

      Owww look at all those sore horse's balls lickers, like if the horse were not senile, at least the surgeon IS a surgeon.

  • @fibsh546
    @fibsh546 2 роки тому +228

    This HAS to be one of the greatest bits of comedy I've ever heard.

  • @sunny9439
    @sunny9439 5 років тому +1518

    “I don’t remember that in Hamilton”
    *wheeze*

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 5 років тому +9

      Itzel T _SAME_

    • @gemyellow
      @gemyellow 5 років тому +7

      I'm just an asian who understand the language but not the references. I don't get it :(

    • @thatsroughbuddy4712
      @thatsroughbuddy4712 5 років тому +30

      GemYellow
      There's a musical called Hamilton about Alexander Hamilton's life and the American Revolution

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 роки тому +18

      *I do*

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 роки тому +19

      *because I was there*

  • @noellerutledge8789
    @noellerutledge8789 4 роки тому +328

    "There shouldn't be a horse in the hospital"
    *_"We're well past that"_*

  • @TheLionMermaid
    @TheLionMermaid 4 роки тому +9652

    Update: the horse is gone! I repeat: THE HORSE IS GONE!

    • @culinarycomedys1823
      @culinarycomedys1823 3 роки тому +90

      But Covids the new horse

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 3 роки тому +280

      @@culinarycomedys1823 Covid is a feral racoon that has rummaged the whole world

    • @dmittleman9757
      @dmittleman9757 3 роки тому +66

      yeah, a snake scared it off

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 роки тому +91

      @@dmittleman9757 good thing the snake is a trained medical professional.

    • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
      @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 роки тому +206

      UPDATE UPDATE: MORE HORSES STORMED THE HOSPITAL AND TRIED TO GET THE FIRST HORSE BACK IN!

  • @crescentedwards851
    @crescentedwards851 Рік тому +156

    I love the comment section keeping us up to date with the horse's actions

    • @Catherinzsl
      @Catherinzsl Місяць тому +1

      The comment section is still active and tracking the horse's return.

  • @Noxshade
    @Noxshade 4 роки тому +3220

    BREAKING NEWS: The Horse is now literally in the hospital.

    • @sage9039
      @sage9039 4 роки тому +6

      LMAO YES!

    • @thekingofcucumbers4059
      @thekingofcucumbers4059 4 роки тому +14

      Jesus christ has it been a fucking month since that happened already!?

    • @JackedHabits
      @JackedHabits 4 роки тому +4

      @@thekingofcucumbers4059 We fucking know....WHY IS HE STILL ALIVE?!?!

    • @meganh8100
      @meganh8100 4 роки тому +5

      the horse is now out of the hospital and is not coming back

    • @alexkilgour1328
      @alexkilgour1328 4 роки тому +10

      @@meganh8100 the horse has been ordered out of the hospital but has barricaded itself into the basement and is throwing a tantrum, refusing to go.

  • @anti_fragile
    @anti_fragile 3 роки тому +850

    The way he goes "I didn't know he knew how to do that" and "If you even fffucking look at the hospital-" fucking murdered me

  • @ninacarmichael3074
    @ninacarmichael3074 4 роки тому +6357

    newest update on the horse: the horse now thinks he is a medical professional because he has been in the hospital for so long and is telling the whole country to inject themselves with disinfectant

    • @ipod8927
      @ipod8927 4 роки тому +11

      Dang that was harsh
      But imma inject myself

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 4 роки тому +80

      @Yo Ma no, it's not our fault that Trump keeps doing the political and scientific equivalent of shitting himself on live tv

    •  4 роки тому +4

      And you're an expert how?

    • @jonathanredacted3245
      @jonathanredacted3245 4 роки тому +82

      @ you don't have to be a expert to realize that injecting a substance devised to kill biological life forms into your body is a bad idea

    • @ninacarmichael3074
      @ninacarmichael3074 4 роки тому +7

      I spamsalot when did i ever say i was?

  • @GachaLifeGirl
    @GachaLifeGirl Місяць тому +27

    We talked about all the damage the horse did, and right as the hospital recovered, the same people who let the horse in the first time reopened the doors.
    The horse is back in the hospital!

  • @stackn9
    @stackn9 4 роки тому +235

    "there shouldn't be a horse in the hospital"
    "oH We'Re WeLL pAsT ThAT"

  • @russel3648
    @russel3648 5 років тому +636

    John throwing shade for 4 minutes straight

    • @donaldchesser157
      @donaldchesser157 5 років тому +1

      More like a total eclipse

    • @Jemppu
      @Jemppu 5 років тому +3

      And so smoothly the horse wouldn't catch any of it.

  • @raisedhippylivingpunk8058
    @raisedhippylivingpunk8058 4 роки тому +4727

    THIS JUST IN: board of reviewers to decide if Horse was really as bad as we thought
    UPDATE: board found out to be entirely composed of horses

    • @mollymccoy1634
      @mollymccoy1634 4 роки тому +86

      I love this comment.

    • @alevensalor
      @alevensalor 4 роки тому +76

      That is completely brilliant. This might be the best comment I have read in this, the ultimate year of the hospital-horse.

    • @mollymccoy1634
      @mollymccoy1634 4 роки тому +8

      @Anthony L same haha

    • @alevensalor
      @alevensalor 4 роки тому +22

      @whatsacone the anti-horsitism, I think you mean.

    • @raisedhippylivingpunk8058
      @raisedhippylivingpunk8058 4 роки тому +3

      @whatsacone can you please explain where i was anti-semetic? so i can know for next time?

  • @adamtparrish
    @adamtparrish Місяць тому +47

    If I had a nickle for every time a HORSE was LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL, I'd have TWO nickles. Which isn't alot but its weird that it happened twice right?

  • @tootsleeve9960
    @tootsleeve9960 4 роки тому +6175

    Update: the horse is currently burning down the hospital

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 4 роки тому +81

      Well played December 37th, 2020...well played.

    • @carr0tkake
      @carr0tkake 4 роки тому +67

      @@flysoup3607 the horse has been campaigning for months to rile crazy lunatics up and an hour before the riot called on them to go to the capitol.

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 4 роки тому +22

      @@flysoup3607 Dude shut the fuck up haha, i can smell your sad desperation from here.

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 4 роки тому +9

      @@flysoup3607 no it's not cupcake

    • @honeymoonriver6050
      @honeymoonriver6050 4 роки тому +6

      All types of other horses storm the hospital to help him out

  • @souradeepbarua2647
    @souradeepbarua2647 4 роки тому +2419

    The horse is being a cry-baby and doesn't want to leave the hospital

    • @jazz_daddy251
      @jazz_daddy251 4 роки тому +43

      When will someone just shoot the horse and drag it out, it’s just one horse causing so much panic

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 4 роки тому +6

      @@jazz_daddy251 yeah! It's like don't we have horse snipers or sum in america!?

    • @DrRippenShitten
      @DrRippenShitten 4 роки тому +6

      @@ealuza3309 America only shoots the good horses ... The bad horses are left alive because they are perfect puppets

    • @ealuza3309
      @ealuza3309 4 роки тому +1

      @@DrRippenShitten true dat!

    • @spunchbop5081
      @spunchbop5081 4 роки тому

      💀💀💀 this comment a random stranger made over a month ago just made my day

  • @wogdog985
    @wogdog985 5 років тому +442

    “i don’t remember _that_ in Hamilton!” that killed me

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 роки тому +12

      Note how it wasn't a regular citizen who said "I have the honor to be your obedient servant."

  • @trew3535
    @trew3535 Місяць тому +57

    Kinda sad that 4 years later the horse is back in the hospital, but this time he already told us in advance that he's headed to the incubators

  • @snowcloud8
    @snowcloud8 5 років тому +2094

    I'd love to see John's face when he hears that therapy horses and ponies have visited patients in hospitals.

    • @macelicious7812
      @macelicious7812 5 років тому +207

      I remember a therapy pony that visited my dad in hospice. The major difference is that one had a handler and was not loose.

    • @o76923
      @o76923 5 років тому +111

      Not quite the same as a horse being loose though.

    • @msconstruded
      @msconstruded 5 років тому +41

      But are they loose though???

    • @carolannelady9271
      @carolannelady9271 5 років тому +12

      Omg stfu i dont make a habit of tellling strangers to f**k off. But f**k off. Jesus christ.

    • @CITUAS
      @CITUAS 5 років тому +7

      Yeah that's an irrelevant comment

  • @christyh.2077
    @christyh.2077 4 роки тому +721

    Update on the horse: his rally full of other horses got ruined by geese on tiktok and now the horse wants to ban tiktok

    • @piffny6666
      @piffny6666 4 роки тому +8

      The one thing I like about the HORSE!😁😄

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 4 роки тому

      It's such a gas, maybe I'll take your socks
      If I act fast, you'll see me on Tiktok

    • @Unknown-tl5ts
      @Unknown-tl5ts 4 роки тому +4

      TikTok is fcking great hehe

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 4 роки тому +1

      Pippy Barrow lmao I relate

    • @pathogen7056
      @pathogen7056 4 роки тому +2

      Update: the horse banned tiktok

  • @GodofFarms
    @GodofFarms 5 років тому +2220

    This is the same joke he did 2 years ago on the late show with Steven Colbert. And 2 years later this is still very relevant.

    • @britgrl26
      @britgrl26 5 років тому +108

      I'm relatively sure that interview was to promote this special (which has been out for a couple years now)

    • @KamasamaK
      @KamasamaK 5 років тому +24

      @@britgrl26 It was actually about a year before this special, but he was already working on material for it.

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 5 років тому +31

      Well of course it's still relevant! And it will be until the horse either leaves or wrecks the hospital...then leaves :/

    • @marisacastaneda3854
      @marisacastaneda3854 5 років тому

      LOLLL ikr

    • @yumeiyoani2836
      @yumeiyoani2836 5 років тому

      Stephen

  • @LagFlicks
    @LagFlicks Місяць тому +24

    and now they’ve seen what the horse in the hospital is like, and they had a chance to hire a doctor, and they chose the god damn horse again

  • @averyware3535
    @averyware3535 5 років тому +966

    Me: “There should not be a horse in the hospital!”
    My mom: “Oh we’re well past that!”

    • @mrniusi11
      @mrniusi11 5 років тому

      Shouldn't be a bunch of dumb, baby, communist Democrats either.

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 5 років тому +10

      Mr. Niu Si WOW. We’re just gonna go right there?

    • @libbywalsh7725
      @libbywalsh7725 5 років тому +8

      @@mrniusi11 that took a turn

    • @MrDemonWorm
      @MrDemonWorm 4 роки тому +5

      @@mrniusi11
      Okay, Senator McCarthy.

    • @IrvingIV
      @IrvingIV 4 роки тому +2

      @@infinityseed
      Misclick, or an evaporated conversation?

  • @annav2780
    @annav2780 4 роки тому +1707

    Glad to know I’m not the only one who returns to this video everytime the horse does something insane

    • @Vihara2
      @Vihara2 3 роки тому +4

      what did he ever do that was insane? most of his decisions were simple common sense, assuming the person making the decision wasn't a partisan hack peddling dodgy ideologies, a bleeding heart sucker, or a helpless puppet to shady foreign powers or massive megacorporations wanting extra regulation to suppress competition, or trade deals to make massive profits via offshoring production.

    • @lpsfran188
      @lpsfran188 3 роки тому +55

      @@Vihara2 Well you’re really gone from reality aren’t ya?

    • @kaitlyn5324
      @kaitlyn5324 3 роки тому +32

      @@Vihara2 Wow. Talk about being disconnected from reality.

    • @bobbybluehue
      @bobbybluehue 3 роки тому +24

      @@Vihara2 the funniest part about your delusional comment is that everything from the words “helpless puppet” on literally describes the horse to a T

    • @ripleymanny3388
      @ripleymanny3388 3 роки тому +3

      @@Vihara2 collude, obstruct Justice, tell people to inject bleach, insurrection touching on a terrorism event... just a few.

  • @justaninnocentpomegranate3702
    @justaninnocentpomegranate3702 4 роки тому +1703

    Update: The horse has been voted out of the hospital and is now trying to accuse the hospital of fraud

    • @jacksaliba1455
      @jacksaliba1455 4 роки тому +24

      I love how this is a sentence that I understand. What a world

    • @theshadow9360
      @theshadow9360 3 роки тому +8

      Malpractice

  • @SheetTalkPod
    @SheetTalkPod Рік тому +55

    “I have fired the horse catcher” gets me every time lol

  • @darceyevans3461
    @darceyevans3461 4 роки тому +1729

    The irony is the horse is probably not even smart enough to realise this is him

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 4 роки тому +57

      Honestly, I don't think he's as braindead as he pretends to be, it's just a lot easier to cater to the lowest common denominator.

    • @HeatherB..
      @HeatherB.. 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣truth

    • @BurrytheBee
      @BurrytheBee 4 роки тому +22

      Bruh
      This comment is amazing

    • @jacktheiss4085
      @jacktheiss4085 4 роки тому +16

      Warded Thorn I would like to believe no one is actually THAT brain dead lmao but unfortunately I think he is

    • @lady_raineidv9297
      @lady_raineidv9297 4 роки тому +3

      @@wardedthorn6523 I'd like to think that too, but I just saw an interview with his supporters about space force and it was _the most absolute dumb thing_ I have ever seen. So I won't really be surprised if he is too, I mean, they're his followers 😭

  • @sapphothorne6645
    @sapphothorne6645 4 роки тому +353

    Update: the horse somehow ended up in the postal office and now is trashing important sorting equipment and stealing mailboxes

    • @serenazhang4832
      @serenazhang4832 4 роки тому +14

      and encouraging others to do the same

    • @tunasalad9693
      @tunasalad9693 4 роки тому +8

      Because if the hospital let's the post office run more people will complain through mail and the horse will get kicked out of the hospital.

  • @bensdreamatorium8315
    @bensdreamatorium8315 5 років тому +1879

    “Some people are like, ‘There shouldn’t be a horse in the hospital!’ And I’m like, ‘We’re well past that!’”
    That part never fails to crack me up. I’ve had that same conversation with my grandmother every day since November of 2016.
    (Edit: 9/8/2019) Holy shit, 845 likes? This isn’t even that clever of a comment!
    (Edit: 11/17/20) Okay, the horse will soon be out of the hospital, and this has 1,900 LIKES NOW! Thanks, guys!

    • @lowdownpapaya7292
      @lowdownpapaya7292 5 років тому

      Ben’s Dreamatorium sounds like a pathetic life you have

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 5 років тому +43

      Young Boat Oh no, my life’s actually quite interesting, thank you. How’s yours?

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 5 років тому +5

      @@bensdreamatorium8315 you're my favorite person now. I wish nothing but the best for you. Never change.

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 5 років тому +3

      Nokomomo 22
      ...I can’t guarantee that, but thank you!

    • @bensdreamatorium8315
      @bensdreamatorium8315 5 років тому +2

      somekindofmonster7 Well, it’s my grandmother that starts it. You don’t know her, but she is the epitome of a gender WARRIOR. She is a crazy, hardcore feminist and she refuses to acknowledge that Trump is even HUMAN.
      The funny thing is, I love her. Everyone in my family loves her. But she can still be weird, feminist or not.

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf Місяць тому +24

    Well the horse is back in the hospital, and the bad news is that he's been in a hospital before now, and now we have a pretty good idea of what he's going to do in the hospital. Last time the horse attacked doctors trying to help people, and somehow made the hospital the outbreak center of the gigaflu.

    • @Arcananine77
      @Arcananine77 Місяць тому +1

      To be fair: the horse decided it'd be prudent to not let anyone into the hospital for a while and he got flak for it from some people (i.e. Democrats).

  • @MaeV808
    @MaeV808 4 роки тому +1679

    This hospital analogy has never been more relevant 😬

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 роки тому +21

      Well this aged very well

    • @lukefloor
      @lukefloor 4 роки тому +2

      Bruh just because it has a hospital doesnt mean it's relevant to the coronavirus

    • @musclemanmyles3665
      @musclemanmyles3665 4 роки тому +8

      @@lukefloor no I'm saying the video aged well

    • @evster7flick
      @evster7flick 4 роки тому +19

      Aged even better

    • @manicmax7909
      @manicmax7909 4 роки тому +14

      Now it’s more relevant

  • @emily-ly4te
    @emily-ly4te 4 роки тому +3320

    BREAKING NEWS: The horse has been caught, but he refuses to believe he's been caught so he plans to set up a legal case on why him getting caught wasn't fair.

  • @sophiewang6583
    @sophiewang6583 4 роки тому +512

    u guys,,, the horse,,, the horse is literally in the hospital now.

  • @fey0217
    @fey0217 Рік тому +268

    THE HORSE HAS A MUGSHOT NOW

  • @MissAmesha
    @MissAmesha 5 років тому +1877

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Horse: I hAvE FiREd tHe hORse cAtCheR

    • @maxnunley9212
      @maxnunley9212 5 років тому +3

      Love Always r/uselessnobody

    • @MissAmesha
      @MissAmesha 5 років тому +6

      @@maxnunley9212 I'm sorry. What?

    • @samami1921
      @samami1921 5 років тому +7

      Max Nunley r/ihavereddit

    • @voxane
      @voxane 5 років тому +1

      r/uselessnobody

    • @DeathKnight5608
      @DeathKnight5608 5 років тому +11

      @Max Nunley
      r/i-love-citing-reddit-to-be-a-pompous-asshole-to-people-on-the-internet-because-im-fucking-dirt

  • @karmasauce2323
    @karmasauce2323 3 роки тому +2862

    The genius behind this analogy cannot be overstated.
    This will forever stay with me as the best way to describe Trump's term as President.

    • @angru_arches
      @angru_arches 2 роки тому +18

      Oh the beautiful incredulous Left-wing consensus of Show Bizz...but the bit is funny.

    • @cosmicglowsticks
      @cosmicglowsticks 2 роки тому +100

      @@angru_arches Nah this is 100% accurate, remember the man tried to edit the path of a hurricane with a marker

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Рік тому +46

      @@cosmicglowsticks He also suggested that we nuke a hurricane 😂

    • @Tortilla.Reform
      @Tortilla.Reform Рік тому +18

      @@angru_arches Better than the right wing consensus of the corporate world

    • @angru_arches
      @angru_arches Рік тому

      @@Tortilla.Reform Corporate consensus like the giants of Big Tech (UA-cam, Twitter, Facebook, Tik Tok) demonetizing and shadow-banning conservatives,..and Nike, Bud Light, Apple, etc, all vouching so hard for the Left and the TransMovement (standing in solidarity with child mutilation and castration)...or do you mean the White House which wouldn't condemn the trans terrorist for killing Christian children and staff when she targeted a religious institution, and instead of bemoaning the massacre Biden says that he stands with the trans community,...or Hollywood, or the mainstream media, or the Universities...please, help me out here with the resounding consensus on corporate support for the right-wing sir or miss, or [insert pronoun here]....

  • @mmts96
    @mmts96 4 роки тому +3597

    Updated news: the patients of the hospital have been protesting peacefully because the doctors have been treating some patients better than the others. In response the horse turned the lights of the hospital off and hid in the basement.

    • @katbowen4800
      @katbowen4800 4 роки тому +61

      Oh shit

    • @DevilGeneImbued
      @DevilGeneImbued 4 роки тому +121

      The horse was then barred in the basement and he was *pissed*. So he neighed endlessly for the next few weeks. The horse is STILL in the hospital

    • @mmts96
      @mmts96 4 роки тому +65

      Matthew Murdock there has also been news that the horse had his horsemen hold and push the protesting patients around not caring if they got injured; actually preferring so, as he went and took a picture in front of the hospital holding a medical certificate upside down.

    • @DevilGeneImbued
      @DevilGeneImbued 4 роки тому +40

      Marwa Ali it wasn’t even his medical certificate, just A medical certificate. And when the patients were mad hE WONDERED WHY.

    • @Golf_hater
      @Golf_hater 4 роки тому +20

      Another update: The horses cult has now started causing mas stupidity

  • @IckyNeko
    @IckyNeko 2 роки тому +190

    When they confirmed he lost in 2020, John tweeted a pic of a drawing of a horse running away, "And stay out!"

    • @Sawyer_Krall
      @Sawyer_Krall 5 місяців тому +8

      He will not in fact stay out

    • @IckyNeko
      @IckyNeko 5 місяців тому

      @@Sawyer_Krall Stubborn fucking horse.

    • @pinecone3054
      @pinecone3054 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Sawyer_Krallthat’s what you think

    • @CGoalFC33
      @CGoalFC33 4 місяці тому +8

      The horse got his ear shot off

    • @allyrose6437
      @allyrose6437 4 місяці тому

      Not unless you do something about it
      We all need to actually get tf up and do something about it. If everyone voted, blue would be the majority. ​@@Sawyer_Krall

  • @MissSallyB1
    @MissSallyB1 4 роки тому +449

    "And all of a sudden we're asking, is the horse really going to just leave the hospital? And everyone's yelling 'what are you talking about? Of course the horse isn't leaving the hospital, there's no way that horse is ever coming out of there!' And the horse is holding the door closed all like, 'this is all fine, I'm holding the hospital door shut with my hooves, I have the best hooves, beautiful, very strong,' and that's when the Secret Service show up with a tranquilizer rifle and we're just here saying- you had that thing all along?"

  • @naomilamont3277
    @naomilamont3277 5 років тому +734

    Future generations, I don't think it's possible to explain how relatable this feels.

    • @naomilamont3277
      @naomilamont3277 5 років тому +16

      @leila lalala The horse just tweeted about cancelling a meeting with a different group of hippopotamus's. Ok, ok, ok, ok.

    • @wogdog985
      @wogdog985 5 років тому +4

      in the future i think things are gonna be even MORE crazy to be honest

    • @dvdcbb
      @dvdcbb 4 роки тому

      @Yo Ma i think they mean there is so ,much bad stuff happening and the horse is making it a little worse

  • @vhalrougelarfouxe
    @vhalrougelarfouxe 5 років тому +575

    Funnily enough, I am a nurse and last week we had 3 goats in our ward. One was pregnant and we hilariously joked that we were going to have an OB patient.

    • @Velo-vl3qj
      @Velo-vl3qj 5 років тому +10

      Why were there goats in the hospital?

    • @beberivera7011
      @beberivera7011 5 років тому +8

      Oh please I want to know too: why were there goats in your hospital?!😯

    • @vhalrougelarfouxe
      @vhalrougelarfouxe 5 років тому +43

      Well... our hospital is near the local farm. Like, its behind and beside us. So one day, the goats snuck on the emergency exit at the back and went up the ramp and found themselves in our ward.

    • @ladysybylgrey
      @ladysybylgrey 5 років тому +1

      @@vhalrougelarfouxe 🤣🤣

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 5 років тому +10

      Vhalrouge Larfouxe little did you know, they’re actually major donors and were taking a tour their wing

  • @dr-amethyst-77
    @dr-amethyst-77 Місяць тому +16

    THEY LET THE GODDAMN HORSE BACK IN THE HOSPITAL! WITH 34 FELONIES TO HIS NAME!

  • @DrRippenShitten
    @DrRippenShitten 4 роки тому +1020

    Update: the horse has been removed but not without him calling on his Shetland pony friends to stampede the operating theatre in the hospital

    • @reithehunter
      @reithehunter 4 роки тому +52

      The horse is also banned from Neopets

    • @DrRippenShitten
      @DrRippenShitten 4 роки тому +14

      @@reithehunter I am fucking crying 😂🤣😂

    • @ischristinaok
      @ischristinaok 4 роки тому +9

      @@reithehunter this is my favorite comment ever

    • @JoanneFriedman
      @JoanneFriedman 4 роки тому +8

      As a horse farm owner, I approve this message! The last thing I'd want in a hospital is my big, crazy Paint with the mini in tow. They both need to be sedated and removed.

    • @DrRippenShitten
      @DrRippenShitten 4 роки тому +4

      @@שחראטדגי-ד4ו that was such a bad joke.... But I love it 😂

  • @Dr.HannibalLecterVIII
    @Dr.HannibalLecterVIII 5 років тому +3791

    I need more John Mulaney on Netflix...I've watched the same 2-3 specials like 5 times.
    Holy shit, this is the most likes I've ever gotten.😂
    Edit: this comment has now gotten out-liked

    • @NerdyMusicChef
      @NerdyMusicChef 5 років тому +53

      Elizabeth Esposito I think he’s been touring, so wouldn’t be surprised to see a new one soon.

    • @mistercath
      @mistercath 5 років тому +43

      He's easily in my top 3 of comedians

    • @nunyabiznes5489
      @nunyabiznes5489 5 років тому +27

      He was a writer for snl, too. You can tell which skits were his, because they're actually funny.

    • @britgrl26
      @britgrl26 5 років тому +6

      He's one of the few I'll turn on all the time

    • @mistercath
      @mistercath 5 років тому +4

      @@britgrl26 I got to see him open for Reggie Watts at Bonnaroo one year. It was his New In Town material and he crushed.

  • @ProfessorMetalhead1
    @ProfessorMetalhead1 4 роки тому +1559

    Update: The horse has been hit with a tranquilizer dart and is now running frantically through the hospital. Doctors are trying to limit the collateral damage as it takes approximately 74 days for the drug to take effect, at which point they’ll remove him from the hospital and send him to roam a golf course in Florida. 😄

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 4 роки тому +68

      That's what they're telling the horse. He's actually going straight to the glue factory.

    • @ProfessorMetalhead1
      @ProfessorMetalhead1 4 роки тому +36

      He’s only roaming the golf course until doctors are able to send the glue factory the bill for damages to the hospital. 😉

    • @dabdabthethird2410
      @dabdabthethird2410 4 роки тому +10

      @@marquis911 THE GLUE FACTORY 💀💀💀 JAIL

    • @marquis911
      @marquis911 4 роки тому +27

      @@dabdabthethird2410 No, it's not a metaphor. I actually want to turn him into glue.

    • @dabdabthethird2410
      @dabdabthethird2410 4 роки тому +6

      @@marquis911 mood

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 2 роки тому +336

    Update: the horse still won't shut the hell up, even though he's been out of the hospital for a year, and he keeps trying to scam his way back into the hospital

  • @TheRavenfish9
    @TheRavenfish9 4 роки тому +299

    The day has arrived. The horse is indeed in the hospital.

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks 4 роки тому +801

    Update: The horse is now pretty sure that a majority of people want him out of the hospital, so he’s kicking his hooves into every mailbox he can find.

    • @keeratkahlon9035
      @keeratkahlon9035 4 роки тому +6

      The horse is out of the hospital people!! I repeat the horse is out of the hospital!!!

  • @sarasteinberg2905
    @sarasteinberg2905 5 років тому +406

    I would classify his performance speaking style as Friendly Sarcasm.

    • @mircat28
      @mircat28 5 років тому +8

      Whatever. He's just fucking hilarious in my book..

  • @Wulthrin
    @Wulthrin 2 роки тому +69

    in retrospect, this is exactly what it was like. as soon as they got that horse out of the hospital i spent way less time on my phone.

    • @Mr123iam
      @Mr123iam 10 місяців тому +4

      The horse was replaced by an elderly Doctor..he's slow but wise...the horse bucked and kicked holes in the walls on his way out . He's now kicking the glass lobby doors wanting back in.

    • @nightsgrow6575
      @nightsgrow6575 9 місяців тому +2

      We all breathed a sigh of relief

    • @reubenoakley5887
      @reubenoakley5887 6 місяців тому

      Congratulations. You're an idiot.

  • @NemeyukoP
    @NemeyukoP 4 роки тому +4483

    Update: The horse was banned off of Twitter.
    Edit: I just noticed this got over 2.5k likes. How??

    • @imnotfunny2
      @imnotfunny2 3 роки тому +73

      WHY THE HELL WAS THE HORSE ALLOWED ON TWITTER

    • @adrielcruz2736
      @adrielcruz2736 3 роки тому +71

      @@imnotfunny2 we’re WELL past that

    • @1dawn1
      @1dawn1 3 роки тому +30

      And some how Pinterest🤣

    • @niyah4328
      @niyah4328 3 роки тому +20

      @@1dawn1 and Spotify

    • @iamsad9107
      @iamsad9107 3 роки тому +13

      And shopify

  • @user-eu8kr5ub5m
    @user-eu8kr5ub5m 4 роки тому +206

    Jesus Christ just when we thought the horse was gonna leave he invited all of his horse friends to run through the local college

  • @wahn10
    @wahn10 4 роки тому +414

    This analogy has aged like fine wine. It's like Mulaney wrote it in advance for the summer of 2020.

    • @ClockLock
      @ClockLock Рік тому +8

      Jan 6 2021 really was the horse just letting other horses into the hospital to stomp everyone to death, and then they all got mad that we forcibly removed the horses from the hospital after some people and horses died.

    • @waynemyers2469
      @waynemyers2469 Рік тому

      In 2022 it sounds trite and rehearsed so whatever leftists there are out there who still masturbate to this routine I tell you, because I care so much...that you are losers and if you believe your Democratic leaders (all proven conspiracists, thieves and traitors) then you are complicit by the exercise of willing ignorance.

  • @michelleitkin6965
    @michelleitkin6965 4 роки тому +135

    Is it sad that I can recite every word of this bit using the exact inflections and hand gestures because I’m that obsessed with this clip. Yes. Yes it is. Will I stop reciting it at random, uncalled for moments? Nope.

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 4 роки тому +2

      There are those among us that must weather this storm & carry our candles and lighters held high! Carry on! It's not just for posterity! Everything depends on it! If this isn't now or never, then I don't know what would be! Let alone, IS. (@Trump, Q & whomever else...NOW, might NOT be too late to show the rescued children & unsealed indictments with arrests and/or Military Tribunals, etc)...This polarization is unsustainable! Gonna have to make America great, before you can make it great again! Obviously.

    • @IloveyouLenaKatina
      @IloveyouLenaKatina 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nomadistar How does your reply have ANYthing to do with the comment?!

    • @IloveyouLenaKatina
      @IloveyouLenaKatina 4 роки тому +2

      I didn't give you a thumbs up because I don't think its sad that you can recite this masterpiece; and the world could be a better place from your repeating it whenever, wherever. I mean, we can hope. :D

    • @incompleteriver770
      @incompleteriver770 4 роки тому +1

      Same except for Delta Airlines

    • @Nomadistar
      @Nomadistar 4 роки тому

      @@IloveyouLenaKatina Because the horse is lose in the hospital. :P

  • @retrozip
    @retrozip 5 років тому +149

    "He's just as confused as you are"
    Perfect

  • @PhantomPinetree
    @PhantomPinetree 4 роки тому +784

    UPDATE: There’s a possibility that the horse may be leaving the hospital but we’re really not sure because we’re still counting how many people want the horse to stay and how many people want the horse to go
    2ND UPDATE: The horse is officially leaving the hospital >:)

    • @T1ffan1
      @T1ffan1 4 роки тому +13

      the horse will leave the hospital!

    • @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs
      @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs 4 роки тому +16

      THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE HOSPITAL. I REPEAT THE HORSE H-

    • @NerdySweets3
      @NerdySweets3 4 роки тому +26

      john mulaney actually tweeted a picture of a horse like walking away and it just said “...and stay out!”

    • @PhantomPinetree
      @PhantomPinetree 4 роки тому +5

      @@NerdySweets3 BAHAHA YES
      ALSO YAY THE HORSE ISN’T IN THE HOSPITAL ANYMORE >:))

    • @NerdySweets3
      @NerdySweets3 4 роки тому +2

      @@PhantomPinetree wooooo!!!!!

  • @lisefrazier5984
    @lisefrazier5984 6 місяців тому +25

    4th of July 2024. The horse just got a free pass to do whatever he wants.

  • @jackiesmith2966
    @jackiesmith2966 4 роки тому +213

    “It seems like everyone everywhere is mad all the time” oh trust me IT GETS WAYYY BETTER

  • @rachelblack894
    @rachelblack894 4 роки тому +1053

    Update: The horse has officially left the hospital.

    • @jev8665
      @jev8665 3 роки тому +3

      And a ram has entered

    • @robertaclark6079
      @robertaclark6079 3 роки тому +7

      But the horse keeps saying he's still in the hospital, and those who say he's gone stole his bed in the hospital.

  • @ReeceSwalwell
    @ReeceSwalwell 4 роки тому +207

    The horse has convinced half of the patients to try and kidnap the doctors

  • @SkylarNallick
    @SkylarNallick Місяць тому +16

    The horse has been invited back to the hospital.

  • @Chipster321
    @Chipster321 4 роки тому +244

    Breaking News Update:
    The lead surgeon has passed away. The Horse will choose the replacement, his possible nominees include a snake and a parrot.