John Mulaney: New in Town - Full Special

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  • @goldsteinism
    @goldsteinism 7 місяців тому +4667

    my favourite asian female comedian

    • @krmnych_backlog
      @krmnych_backlog 7 місяців тому +26

      oh, that's a good one

    • @nickhexum01
      @nickhexum01 7 місяців тому

      Exactly. His hips are so sexy and fertile. 😍

    • @baleighmorey1626
      @baleighmorey1626 7 місяців тому

      Ass 😂

    • @JShawnPaul
      @JShawnPaul 7 місяців тому +19

      Bobbie Lee is good too

    • @LV-ii7bi
      @LV-ii7bi 7 місяців тому +47

      non-gay gay asian female*

  • @egnato1165
    @egnato1165 3 місяці тому +610

    "And then I go over to the Delta help desk, which is an oxymoron" is one of the best jokes on the whole special and he just flies past it I love him

    • @Coquitten
      @Coquitten 2 місяці тому +11

      hehehe flies past it

  • @toilandtrouble2159
    @toilandtrouble2159 6 місяців тому +2279

    I still hear "NOOO THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT" in my head on a regular basis

  • @DanClapp
    @DanClapp 7 місяців тому +1400

    I wasn't planning on watching a John Mulaney special, but I'm glad this popped up. I needed to laugh

    • @asarow410
      @asarow410 7 місяців тому +6

      right?

    • @audreymuzingo933
      @audreymuzingo933 6 місяців тому +6

      same

    • @xiaoalexy
      @xiaoalexy 6 місяців тому +4

      i've never watched a set of his, only seen them in gif form on tumblr, but this appeared on my recommended and im actually laughing so hard im breathless

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 місяці тому +3

      I wasn't expecting to watch this anywhere but Netflix, but what the héll. I'm glad this popped up because it's way better for me than Reddit videos.

    • @strawberrykathleen
      @strawberrykathleen 3 місяці тому

      ​@@ArcanineEspeon have you watched this on Netflix? I ask because this video clearly has like cuts and jumps and is missing bits of the set, and I was wondering if you knew if the full thing is on Netflix?

  • @jedipat_419
    @jedipat_419 7 місяців тому +1116

    Oceans 13 was written immediately after this special haha

    • @davidfoster5561
      @davidfoster5561 6 місяців тому +80

      Do you mean 8?

    • @annataylor9726
      @annataylor9726 6 місяців тому +12

      was looking for this comment!!

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 5 місяців тому +17

      ​​@@davidfoster5561 I think he meant 8 because 13 was late 2000s, and this special is 2012 because I remember watching it on Netflix in college.

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 4 місяці тому

      Airdate:January 2012

  • @fammioli
    @fammioli 6 місяців тому +2140

    this is cocaine era John Mulaney

    • @kelleykirven7541
      @kelleykirven7541 6 місяців тому +40

      It is

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy 6 місяців тому +53

      how dare you remind me

    • @fammioli
      @fammioli 6 місяців тому +212

      @@tallussy_hallussy lol i actually really like his new content now that he's sobered up and you can really clearly see now that he's coked up on stage in these videos

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy 6 місяців тому +63

      @@fammioli yeah that’s true, i just really like the old stuff so it sucks to remember what was goin on

    • @leddoandroidgirl
      @leddoandroidgirl 6 місяців тому +26

      ​@fammioli really? I've seen this and other specials multiple times but never noticed, what are the obvious things to look for lol ?

  • @KaraHD217
    @KaraHD217 6 місяців тому +1447

    Man, this really should have been a sign of his drug addiction. Literally said he went to a doctor to lie and get Xanax 😂

    • @fullmetalzombieeater
      @fullmetalzombieeater 6 місяців тому +29

      but drugs good

    • @hush-615
      @hush-615 5 місяців тому +143

      And all of the stories about him drinking to the point of blacking out at age 13.

    • @cranberryjuice47
      @cranberryjuice47 5 місяців тому +22

      ​@@fullmetalzombieeater noo drugs baad

    • @skakee10
      @skakee10 5 місяців тому +15

      you just assume all famous ppl do drugs and its just a matter of how much they do them

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 5 місяців тому +59

      ​​@@skakee10no John Mulaney went to rehab literally right before Jan 6 2021. He makes a joke about the insurrection wouldn't have happened if he wasn't in rehab. And I'm a huge fan of his. That's why I know he struggles with addiction.

  • @kaylakeonai2252
    @kaylakeonai2252 6 місяців тому +274

    ive re-watched this John Mulaney special more times than i can count and i just noticed hes in the front row? 41:25

    • @mercylabib5260
      @mercylabib5260 6 місяців тому +18

      wait yea. maybe it’s someone who dressed up as him? but idk how they’d guess what he’s wearing correctly in the special. so weird tho

    • @hwasdancer
      @hwasdancer 5 місяців тому +39

      i think they did a cutscene since right after that he gets up from the chair and leaves lol i was confused too

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 7 місяців тому +1491

    Mulaney is the oldest youngest person ever. He talks like he might be from the fifties, but looks like he's 16. Maybe he's a slightly racisit vampire who was turned in 1952?

  • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
    @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 7 місяців тому +410

    24:22
    “We were like dogs without horses!”

    • @David_Rose
      @David_Rose 7 місяців тому +12

      I'm going to try to use that in my conversations from now on.😂😂

    • @PhoebeFayRuthLouise
      @PhoebeFayRuthLouise 6 місяців тому +3

      That’s a great idea!

    • @debblouin
      @debblouin 6 місяців тому +35

      Love it when a comedian uses a previous bit to set up essentially an inside joke for those who were paying attention!

    • @gnomie2.0
      @gnomie2.0 5 місяців тому +9

      @@debblouinit’s known as a “callback” as you’re right it’s awesome

    • @hummusthedog_6747
      @hummusthedog_6747 5 місяців тому +4

      love the inside joke w the audience lol

  • @lernerleben
    @lernerleben 7 місяців тому +269

    John Mulaney as a gay man always reminds me of a gay friend answering another's question about why he hadn't seen me aroundbthe scene: "Oh, he's not gay". The other: "He's kidding himself"...

    • @KitC916
      @KitC916 5 місяців тому +6

      He plays a gay man on "Difficult People," which I wish Hulu would release all seasons of on DVD, not just season 2. One of my favorite shows.

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 7 місяців тому +174

    One of the best specials of the contemporary comedy era

  • @richardlynch1094
    @richardlynch1094 6 місяців тому +218

    He looks like a Norman Rockwell illustration come to life.

    • @viktoriaf.1191
      @viktoriaf.1191 4 місяці тому +3

      OH MY GOD I CANT UNSEE THAT!!! 😅😅😅😅

  • @Leopardeye
    @Leopardeye 7 місяців тому +232

    There are so many personalities inside this man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @allisanmontgomery6336
    @allisanmontgomery6336 10 днів тому +10

    “You know? How you talk to your grandma.” Kills every time. Top tier special. Timeless as johns suit

  • @johnsonken96
    @johnsonken96 5 місяців тому +143

    I didn't realize how every single sketch is pure gold. Wow.

    • @beverlyadams7710
      @beverlyadams7710 5 місяців тому +17

      His delivery is perfect.

    • @MoppyPoppy
      @MoppyPoppy 4 місяці тому +3

      @@beverlyadams7710it’s the cocaine

    • @colloquially
      @colloquially 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@MoppyPoppy so cocaine induces good delivery. gotcha.

  • @sailorrsaturn5274
    @sailorrsaturn5274 4 місяці тому +60

    it's like a collection of greatest hits but it's all one show

  • @otakon17
    @otakon17 7 місяців тому +2510

    This is his older content, this is over a *decade* old. I made the comment because I happened across the video just as it got posted and noticed *a lot* of the other comments thought it was new content at first.

    • @a.t.hustle1583
      @a.t.hustle1583 7 місяців тому +66

      He’s kind of back. He dropped Baby J a few months ago

    • @Thekowaikaiju
      @Thekowaikaiju 7 місяців тому +48

      Means it has aged great

    • @obscuremusictabs5927
      @obscuremusictabs5927 7 місяців тому +43

      Thank you, professor.

    • @Call_Me_Troy
      @Call_Me_Troy 7 місяців тому +10

      Maybe New in Town was the name of the show at the time.

    • @raymondlin8728
      @raymondlin8728 7 місяців тому +4

      I've seen this before. Greats show

  • @itamareizikovich
    @itamareizikovich 4 місяці тому +207

    I might be high, but this man has a PERFECTLY lengthed neck.
    like, it's just precisely as long as it should be.

    • @milesjolly6173
      @milesjolly6173 4 місяці тому +6

      Ok

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 3 місяці тому +19

      I think you might be REALLY high bro. I’m just medium high right now. 🎉

    • @Salamie-baby
      @Salamie-baby 2 місяці тому +4

      You might be

    • @lilliandenton5359
      @lilliandenton5359 2 місяці тому +4

      What...lol...yep you got high...

    • @GailC-s5w
      @GailC-s5w Місяць тому +4

      Goes from his chest to his head. Yep. Just the right length....

  • @enehe1434
    @enehe1434 5 місяців тому +47

    “They’ve never spoken” will live in my head forever, I’m just waiting for my moment to be able to use it

  • @RicClifton
    @RicClifton 6 місяців тому +108

    I never noticed Mulaney sitting the front row acting like he just watched the special in one of the last couple shots.

  • @manueltony3
    @manueltony3 7 місяців тому +232

    Bro the delta help desk is a oxymoron made me spit out my brandy

  • @Moose92411
    @Moose92411 5 місяців тому +32

    28:36 Yo, “because it’s the one thing you can’t replace is fucking SAVAGE. I laughed out lout at that.

    • @mrssmile5531
      @mrssmile5531 Місяць тому

      I've never understood that joke 😭 english is not my first language, there's something that I'm missing

    • @Moose92411
      @Moose92411 Місяць тому

      @ you can’t replace a photograph of something that’s already happened, which makes those pictures extra special to people

  • @abdoellotf9549
    @abdoellotf9549 7 місяців тому +177

    they haven't let their mind wander since Egypt 😂

  • @eddardstark5034
    @eddardstark5034 4 місяці тому +45

    6:26 I just got the depth of the "high wasted man" joke.

  • @SouLeozinho
    @SouLeozinho 6 місяців тому +83

    "I don't drink anymore because I used to drink too much and had to stop" said coke addict 2012 John Mulaney.

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Місяць тому

      Technically alcohol is more destructive and more addictive than cocaine so still a step forward lol

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Місяць тому

      Honestly pretty much any drug addiction is a healthier choice than alcoholism unless you're using needles or doing deleriants like Benadryl

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka Місяць тому

      @@newusernamehere4772they're both terrible its not a contest

    • @newusernamehere4772
      @newusernamehere4772 Місяць тому

      @@GHMYahooka i didnt say it was a contest lol I said being a cokehead is inherently healthier than being an alcoholic which it is provided you're getting actual cocaine from someone who cares about you which we already know he was. I don't do either drug personally but I'm also not delusional.

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 7 місяців тому +73

    6:15 "nooo, that's the thing I'm sensitive about" : ( ... : D

  • @rattattz
    @rattattz 4 місяці тому +16

    41:25 HE ATTENDED HIS OWN SHOW!!

  • @LordSillywastaken
    @LordSillywastaken 7 місяців тому +230

    what's wild is that the quote in the thumbnail isn't even from this special

    • @egostor
      @egostor 6 місяців тому +27

      Maybe not, but if anyone would know about how similar cancelling plans is to heroine, it would be John Mulaney

    • @lucashaack3427
      @lucashaack3427 6 місяців тому +16

      ​@@egostorthe quote is still from another special. Shambolic.

    • @johngabrielmercado7047
      @johngabrielmercado7047 6 місяців тому +1

      wait no i remember that being from new in town right? along with the plate of fries bit

    • @gtmorgan65
      @gtmorgan65 6 місяців тому

      New in town?

    • @dankxng
      @dankxng 5 місяців тому +10

      Actually, they cut out 18 min of the special for some reason

  • @Maltor89
    @Maltor89 5 місяців тому +29

    "I go to the Delta HelpDesk, which is an oxymoron" is such a good line lol

  • @noodletheq
    @noodletheq 6 місяців тому +43

    the SVU bit always has me in TEARS bc it’s so true

  • @simplyshaun1128
    @simplyshaun1128 7 місяців тому +92

    Y’all went waaayyyy back for this one!

  • @frank_lotion_
    @frank_lotion_ 6 місяців тому +32

    I wish I could watch this for the first time again

    • @marcelkozera2210
      @marcelkozera2210 2 місяці тому

      Develop severe benzo and opioid addictions, while being in a xanny binge nodding off you can barely remember your parents name 📛

    • @marcelkozera2210
      @marcelkozera2210 2 місяці тому +1

      John told me

  • @CalamityCannon
    @CalamityCannon 7 місяців тому +33

    22:14 Just when I was questioning if this special was as incredible as I remember it

  • @terrycole2407
    @terrycole2407 4 місяці тому +8

    The funny thing is, his humor never gets old. His manner cracks me up! The “is he, or isn’t he? qualities make him even funnier. He owns it.

  • @Qatch1140
    @Qatch1140 6 місяців тому +53

    Batman couldn't have gotten that doctor visit info out of me 😭

  • @__at631
    @__at631 6 місяців тому +23

    26:58 "You know, like a LIAR"

  • @thomashopton4604
    @thomashopton4604 6 місяців тому +39

    "Dogs without horses" you sir, are hilarious.

  • @dakotaray3051
    @dakotaray3051 6 місяців тому +27

    “THEY HAVENT WANDERED SINCE EGYPT” DYING

  • @Teamo86
    @Teamo86 7 місяців тому +60

    Thanks for the upload. I haven't seen this in a while, but I really needed to laugh right now.

    • @beverlyadams7710
      @beverlyadams7710 5 місяців тому +1

      Yup. I was watching something else that was just making me mad and I saw this in the cue and said, "I need to laugh." Mission accomplished!!

  • @LettyMatamoros
    @LettyMatamoros 5 місяців тому +10

    Still holds up i was silent laughing like an idiot throughout the whole doctor visit bit lol

  • @knaz7468
    @knaz7468 7 місяців тому +18

    One of the best sets by anyone ever. I've heard it so many times. Never not funny.

  • @BIMB0oinLIMB0o
    @BIMB0oinLIMB0o 7 місяців тому +77

    Ha, he was talking about looking worse and I triple blinked because he aged backwards. And then I realized how old this is.

  • @80rrk
    @80rrk 7 місяців тому +39

    John Mulaney is absolutely brilliant and that’s full show It’s very hard to come by… I want to watch more of them 😂 Specially, the recent ones let’s call it “the post rehab area” 😅

    • @TheBeezusjones
      @TheBeezusjones 5 місяців тому +2

      I though Baby J was hilarious..

  • @lesley9322
    @lesley9322 6 місяців тому +13

    He is so good at stand up !!! How did I not get to see this 12 years ago ????

  • @NicholasTre_
    @NicholasTre_ 6 місяців тому +16

    Never heard of this guy. Stumbled on this and I’m glad I did 🔥

    • @hotfudgecake
      @hotfudgecake 6 місяців тому +2

      he wrote for Saturday night live for a while

    • @Nassaldromus
      @Nassaldromus 6 місяців тому +1

      I thought he played the Flash on TV 😂😂😂

  • @garretteveryday
    @garretteveryday 3 місяці тому +8

    idk how many times i've watched this now, but i JUST noticed that after the show he is in the audience in a seat clapping for himself with the crowd

  • @marendse6561
    @marendse6561 6 місяців тому +45

    "Stick it in, I'm an American."

  • @christianheichel
    @christianheichel 7 місяців тому +88

    He makes a very interesting young boy playing a gay 67-year-old man

    • @MichaelVilaire
      @MichaelVilaire 5 місяців тому

      Don't you mean a very interesting asian american woman playing a gay 67-year -old man

  • @DJhostiletonewexperiences
    @DJhostiletonewexperiences 7 місяців тому +45

    "canceling plans is like the drugs I do"

    • @breadg1818
      @breadg1818 4 місяці тому

      Who would know better then him

    • @007MrYang
      @007MrYang 3 місяці тому

      Why are so many comments funnier than his jokes LMAO!

  • @fancyhandlegoeshere
    @fancyhandlegoeshere 5 місяців тому +7

    Love Mulaney! I've missed his stuff since I canceled Netflix years ago. Watching his specials would truly be the only reason I'd re-up Netflix and that's just not enough justification.

  • @shorthandable
    @shorthandable 5 місяців тому +4

    He is brilliant. I always laugh at his bits regardless of whether I’ve seen them already.

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 Місяць тому +2

    3:49 the fact this bit has come full circle with snl having him do this bit to a def jam crowd

  • @MrIffyPiffy
    @MrIffyPiffy 7 місяців тому +25

    this ones a classic

  • @JamesR624
    @JamesR624 2 місяці тому +2

    I love the enthuseastic ✨"All right! We're gonna do a blood test! You look different. Let's do it!"✨

  • @John-t9t1p
    @John-t9t1p Місяць тому +15

    Who else is here to laugh away Depression? 🖐

  • @Ghostseeker1324
    @Ghostseeker1324 5 місяців тому +17

    Because of this special, I’ve gone to see him 3 times already. “I was new in town “😂😂

  • @shiragoldberg7744
    @shiragoldberg7744 7 місяців тому +11

    One of the BEST specials ever! ❤😂❤😂

  • @landonsillyman3996
    @landonsillyman3996 3 місяці тому +4

    13 advertisements dude what the heck. Worth it I guess JM is fantastic

  • @one8s7n
    @one8s7n 4 місяці тому +6

    Because it's the one thing you can't replace ❤️‍🔥

  • @wamrainc176
    @wamrainc176 7 місяців тому +8

    18:42 freaking love this joke

  • @kseni_vely
    @kseni_vely 6 місяців тому +15

    I'm watching this in 2024 and we had Ocean's 8 😂 and it was kinda awesome even if it was exactly like John was joking about

  • @tomday1318
    @tomday1318 6 місяців тому +9

    Always the best. Style is wonderful

  • @MuhunthanDhanasekaran
    @MuhunthanDhanasekaran Місяць тому +3

    when he says “OOOOOOOOKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY” cracks me up

  • @tomday1318
    @tomday1318 7 місяців тому +15

    I love this every time

  • @ly-koi
    @ly-koi 7 місяців тому +11

    what a crazy show! my face hurts from laughing 😂😂

  • @PokeSailor_91
    @PokeSailor_91 6 місяців тому +5

    Joey Diaz talking about John’s new material is spot on

  • @heathercampbell9496
    @heathercampbell9496 7 місяців тому +13

    Love John's stuff!!!

  • @produccionesdebajosrecurso7451
    @produccionesdebajosrecurso7451 3 місяці тому +4

    This was amazing show god damn. Im starting to dig different comedians and I love it

  • @salvadorsilver5479
    @salvadorsilver5479 3 місяці тому +3

    “i am a proud asian american woman” never gets old 😂

  • @rhysbailey8406
    @rhysbailey8406 6 місяців тому +13

    This thumbnail Is hella ironic considering he’s now a reformed drug addict that completed his rehabilitation a couple of months ago 😂

  • @aeons7836
    @aeons7836 Місяць тому +2

    Top 10 stand-up specials of the last 20 years

  • @rosemadder5547
    @rosemadder5547 6 місяців тому +5

    I can't watch this too many times. Its always funny.

  • @sk1ller_604
    @sk1ller_604 2 місяці тому +2

    19:36 the best moment😅😅😅💖💖

  • @MuhunthanDhanasekaran
    @MuhunthanDhanasekaran Місяць тому +1

    “UGH, this ought to be good” cracked me up badly

  • @natassijamcdaniel326
    @natassijamcdaniel326 6 місяців тому +14

    that def jam comic bit 😂😂🤣

  • @ultimateships
    @ultimateships Місяць тому +2

    love to chuck this on in the background. i swear i almost know it word for word

  • @saranyaghosh2003
    @saranyaghosh2003 2 місяці тому +1

    this entire thing lives in my head rent free

  • @xx_z.bruh_xx6916
    @xx_z.bruh_xx6916 Місяць тому

    Oh man this takes me back, I remember telling ppl about this special and i'd get blank looks. John has always been awesome

  • @Yoder023
    @Yoder023 6 місяців тому +6

    Old but Gold

  • @JacksonJonez
    @JacksonJonez 7 місяців тому +19

    So you tellin me he was high here ? Lol

  • @zapprodd9382
    @zapprodd9382 3 місяці тому +2

    THIS IS COMEDY AT IT BEST,SOOOOO FUNNNY

  • @mulaneyfangirl
    @mulaneyfangirl 7 місяців тому +11

    I just listened to this album yesterday

  • @Frogbuddy
    @Frogbuddy 6 місяців тому +16

    STREET SMARTS

  • @rileyb24
    @rileyb24 6 місяців тому +6

    This special hits different after watching baby J

  • @steve701a
    @steve701a 5 місяців тому +3

    Great Set.

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 5 місяців тому +1

    Man this has a whole different vibe in hindsight

  • @treeman10
    @treeman10 3 місяці тому +2

    24:20 this joke was so well setup really shows the genius of John Mulaney

  • @morestickers
    @morestickers 4 місяці тому +1

    The best 45 min of my life ❤😂 I love him

  • @AustinB-x5k
    @AustinB-x5k Місяць тому +1

    I'm Irish and German and I feel everything he said about Irish people on a personal level lol

  • @jaymaynard2567
    @jaymaynard2567 2 місяці тому +3

    “13 year olds are the meanest people in the world” I didn’t expect to hear him say the realest sentence possible 😳

  • @prisonmike4971
    @prisonmike4971 6 місяців тому +3

    I loved this special for a long time

  • @serf6355
    @serf6355 5 місяців тому +3

    This is brilliant

  • @gordonburchell4337
    @gordonburchell4337 7 місяців тому +6

    😂 one of the best

  • @kc7095
    @kc7095 6 місяців тому +18

    i believe this is not the full special. it has been cut down twenty mins and at times reorganized lol and the quote is in the thumbnail is from a diff special

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 5 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I regularly go to sleep by listening to all his specials in order, and I was noticing that the first part of it seemed to be going by a little faster than it should. Tempted to go compare it to Netflix, but I'm supposed to be getting back to work right now on some household stuff.

    • @kc7095
      @kc7095 5 місяців тому +1

      @@tejaswoman haha exactly. you get it! i was like there's no way he didn't use any transitions from these topics

  • @ThatGirl-ku5dq
    @ThatGirl-ku5dq 6 місяців тому +5

    He’s so funny.

  • @unbroken1010
    @unbroken1010 5 місяців тому +5

    John is pretty funny like the Talking heads David bryne suit 😂

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 3 місяці тому +1

    thanks john for turning me into a law&order SVU binger😂

  • @chefdean7257
    @chefdean7257 6 місяців тому +14

    My favorite proud Asian American woman comic. Also Olivia Munn's favorite.

  • @SunGawdRa
    @SunGawdRa 14 годин тому

    I would have LOVED to see John on Def Jam! He would have killed it!