True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson
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- Опубліковано 27 лют 2019
- John Mulaney, Pete Davidson and Jimmy play a game where they take turns confessing a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.
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True Confessions with John Mulaney and Pete Davidson
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A teenager, his over-enthusiastic father, and a time-travelling lawyer walk into an interrogation room...
this.
Time traveled from like the 50s where the men talked in that higher range voice in the radio dramas.
Diametrically opposed foes...
@@emmadavis1584 they emerged with a compromise having opened doors that were previously closed, bros?
@@firstnamelastname6016 The immigrant emerges with unprecedented financial power a system he can shape however he wants the Virginians emerge with the nation's capital and here's the pièce de résistance
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
How is this so accurate💀
Lmao me and my brothers fs
ironically john is the one who actually spent his youth doing crackcocaine lol
Finn everyone who wears suits as much as John has done it 😂
@@e.9874 but now he's afraid to get a flu shot, people change!
John: Full suit
Pete: Looks like he's at mcdonalds at 2 am
My thoughts exactly😂😭 McDonald's or some random after party😂
Why is there only one comment lol
Pretty much how both of them always dress lol
everybody's gotta have a schtick.
Hes awesome
love how they were so surprised when Pete went to Jamaica but when John's neighbor was a cannibal they just agreed.
Also love the low-key "we all know you're an alcoholic, Jimmy" vibes when Jimmy read his lol
... it’s probably armie hammer
It's cause who he went with thats why haha
Lol
Fehking spoiled it.
"No. He never said to me in the elevator, 'guess what?'"
1:21
so were the people he was going to eat
bronte lord hopefully
bronte lord sometimes people pay to be eaten. so. maybe not.
"So he said, I'm going to EAT you!!" -- spoken in John Mulaney voice.
“I should read the email” LMFAOOO PETE AGREEING TO SOMETHING AND HE AINT EVEN KNOW WHAT HE’S GETTING INTO 😂
The Chad skits...
Going to Steely Dan not knowing it's a band
This is how he lives he whole life! 😂
hey wanna go to jamaica?
pete: frick yes
Shishir Srivastava when he thought Steely Dan was a comedian
This is the world’s weirdest AA meeting
Fuck you.
@@angelic_stargaze Ya need to chill Ayding, take a Vicodin
I loved the bit of “why?” “Because we’ve all been there”. Definitely three guys who have been known to indulge in the past.
No kidding. Because of COVID a family member of mine has been going to virtual meetings and some of the stories I have overheard have been insane!
@@angelic_stargaze take a little Pete Davidson and chillax, my man
I feel like these are the human embodiments of weed, cocaine and alcohol and i am dying to see the animated version
Pete, John and Jimmy respectively 🤪
@@sharanyadayal9699 oh 💯
It's funny because John actually tried cocaine before.
@@apertureAI-jw1iz "tried"
John's not wired enough tho. if this is him coked out he must be comatose normally. John maybe is Martinis, while Jimmy might be coke but with like a Xanex chaser.
“WHO?”
“It’s country music”
“Oh”
5:15
"So my reaction was correct..."
Priceless
pete:
The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh
that’s my favorite part👁
The fact that both of Mulaney’s parents are lawyers really jumped out here huh
@craisins 86 the way he was asking questions almost sounded like he was really interrogating them..
His voice went to this tone that was like straight facts, NY. No. Yes.
"John, this is what you've been training for."
“This toothbrush is BONE dry.”
@Band&Marvel Geek he's had practice did you not remember Princess Diana and Tyler and the bench
I'm not saying that John's cannibal neighbor was Armie Hammer, I'm just saying that I've never seen John's cannibal neighbor and Armie Hammer in a room together.
sus
👀
Yeah that's way too sus
I love this comment 😂
I know it's a joke, but Armie Hammer never even got arrested. That old money really does make things go away even in this age of social media where everyone knows what happened.
Was John Mulaney’s neighbor Armie Hammer??
I DIGGED to find this 😭
Why would it be Armie Hammer? I’m genuinely curious.
@@kaitlynnichole476 I could go into it, but if you just google his name right now I’m sure the top 20 results will answer this question better than I could
DHHSJSFSHSHSH
nawt armie hammer😭
"he was quiet...but he was so hungry."
Lauren Marzocca I just wanted to be the 1000th like
He had to keep his mouth shut… to keep himself from eating John 😈.
Lauren Marzocca 🤣🤣🤣
He was probrably at the Salt and Pepper Diner with John
Mulaney is the comic genius of the decade.
"His voice is like, what interrogation is" classic
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
@@supremeslayer1719 Twins separated at birth. One grew up with a rich family, the other grew up with…uhh….let’s just end it there
"Where did the evening start?"
"New York."
"YES. It's true."
That was GOLD. When you put Pete and John in a room, it makes everything better.
Qqqqqqqq
literally the best part.
Must have happened a lot lol
That's because Jimmy is an alcoholic, and he is sitting at a table with two addicts. 99.99% sure John and Pete have done the exact same thing- started with a drink, a pill, or a line, and then woken up a day or two later in a different city.
It's true because Jimmy is an alcoholic and he knew it's his thing.
the fact that Mulaney clearly wanted to keep talking about Pete's trip when the segment ended sends me every time
“Do you remember the Cannibal Cop”
**several women in the audience** “YES”
and that’s on True Crime demographics
There were docs on that case so I'm surprised more people didn't know. When he mentioned New York and Cannibalism I immediately thought of the Cannibal Cop. Didn't know others were caught up in it as well.
3/4 of a gay man and bored adult women are pretty much the same demographic in my opinion
And that woman was Bill Hader. True story
Pete and John look like brothers who went in 2 very different directions after high school but both ended up in the same place.
Update: time for the typical “omg you guy I didn’t think this comment would blow up like this! thanks so much the likes!” edit
pete: a simple hoodie and black sweatpants
john: a full on s u i t
I want Pete Davidson and John Mulaney to have a show together where they’re just themselves
They could do a podcast, and have bill hader with them
They already had Chad Horror Movie
Eric Lin and uncle meme
Caution Hazardous me too but without pete
Luke Tucker oh my god yes
the way john is just staring at pete in pure shocked confusion while he tells them how he ended up in Jamaica with lorne is absolutely sending mw
my favorite part is “that’s ✨hollywood✨”
"A man, your senior, goes, that kid, Jamaica"
Looooool
That’s how Hollywood works
Easy Epstein
YES
Best line, right?
how crazy is john’s life to the point where he had a cannibalistic neighbor and it’s NEVER been in a stand up routine
it has? i feel like it has but maybe it was a fever dream lmao
tori gonzo maybe you could find it on youtube but it’s never been in one of his big ones
Marina Moger damn idk why but i have this vivid memory of watching a scene where he talks about it? maybe i’m just crazy lmao
@@luvtori4447 idk maybe i missed it lmao
Oh he had another one two! Twice his neighbor was a cannibal
I like how Pete going to Jamaica with Lorne is the most WTF story to these three, when one of them literally told a true story about living in a building with a cannibal.
Is because you now know why Pete Davidson is still famous and not irrelevant.
john looks like an worried but kindhearted unforgiving lawyer and jimmy looks like his enthusiastic dad and pete is their child that goes through at least six identity crisis a month but is getting better
Well John's parents are lawyers sooo
johns father is jimmy but they have a child together 🤔😳?
John Mulaney's life must be wild if he was the neighbor of a cannibal and he never did stand up about it
no, that's just living in New York. :) (spoken as a former New Yorker)
i swear he talked about it somewhere before though
I am aware of this news story. The guy was conspiring to commit acts of rape and cannibalism but the FBI busted him before he had a chance
I remember watching this cannibal story on crime watch daily #facts
He actually did!! I saw his standup and he told an extended version of this story. :)
John: “I once killed a member of the royal family.”
I thought he was in bed the whole time...His TV was warm...
Yes, wasn’t he only 12 when it happened?
Sophie Barnes tecHnicALLY he was 15
100% true
What?
Pete and John are like if the same person was raised in two different universes in different families
"So, cannibalism is totally illegal at this point." Sometimes, rarely, Jimmy is hilarious.
"So Cannibalism totally illegal at this point"...I miss the 80s
waitaminute
Didn't you get it, cannibalism was illegal in NYC, but no one said was illegal in LA
Lmao
Anthony Hopkins joined the chat, with his 1991 Academy Award.
The FBI wants to know your location.
2:46
“What message boards are you on?”
“I’m not on these! ....My neighbors and friends are.”
Underrated joke lmao
Rafael Enriquez nah ha e you seen his new kids Netflix special (I forget what’s called but it’s set up like a kids show like Barney)
I knw right!!!!! I expected more laughs!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Olivia Trippeer the lunch bunch kids?
It's more an encompass of his humor. He throws them out like that regularly lol
This just proves Mulaney has them both beat. His joke wooshed right past their heads.
“You’ve probably told me this before....”
“I haven’t, I’ve lived a full life. There’s many stories.” John 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰
just two men and an asian-american woman playing a game of true confessions
Uhhhh no
@@oasis4ever718 so you’re clearly not a john mulaney fan huh?
@@sara.sharma she’s not in the John Mulaney club
this comment made me very happy
STOP SHGSHSHS
John looked seriously concerned when he found out Pete's one lmao
Really tho and the music in the back fitted well
He looked upset and jealous, because after Pete said he was 20 and only his first year him and Fallon both said no way, no one is that close to Lorne so early. Lol but the way Pete described it, it was more like right place right time.
can’t wait to get to that part !!:O
@@winnieb3324 huh?
I would be concerned too. It sounds shady on Lorne's part. He shouldn't be giving the rookie special treatment, especially since it's so personal.
This looks like two gay fathers that aren’t mad at their son, just disappointed.
BRO THIS COMMENT TOOK ME OUT 😂
Im guessing Pete is the son
...that he came out as straight?
Bahahah
John looked so upset when Pete said it was true
Im having a major Pete Davidson phase right now and I’m not mad
same
Samee
Same
same
Same
This shouldve been 30 mins atleast. Best "true confessions" bit for me.
I know, I want to hear more stories
True confessions always feels more comfortable than the actual interviews
They also should have read off the lies
😂😂🤣
Before watching the video, I thought it was a rip off of Stephen Colbert's midnight confessions.
After watching, I can say it's totally different and I was going to look like a total ass if I wrote that
John: had a cannibal neighbor
jimmy: woke up in Nashville
Pete: I went to Jamaica with Lorne Michaels
Jimmy and John: WOOOOAAHHHHH
Hhahahahh
Lmao
😂🤣
Bill Hader would especially be interested lmao
Well, to be fair, Lorne Michaels is a *big deal*
"he was quiet, but he was so hungry-"
This man is just hilarious
“that’s hollywood” *does finger guns* 😂 i’ve found my new favorite quote
Pete and John need their own show. I could listen to their banter 24/7.
I believe they have a podcast
Brinadette Smith what’s it called
@@eudorasmith3283 what’s the name
@@zacharyl657bananas7 I was wrong, it’s John Mulaney and Nick Kroll
Call it stoners and suits
Based on John Mulaney's story, his former neighbor was my high school librarian. He got 15 years in jail. Planned cannibalism was one of numerous crimes of which he was convicted. Small world ...
He was a cop, HS librarian, and a cannbal? Busy guy
@@Antec121 his neighbor was messaging the cannibal cop but wasnt the cannibal cop himself. Just another cannibal.
Dina M Stuyvesant hs?
@@saiyedahnayra5037 yes Stuyvesant alum class of 2010 :)
Dina M this is so crazy! im class of 2022 and our English teacher told us this story
“I’m going to Jamaica, do you wanna come?”
“Fuck yeah dude” 🤣🤣🤣 it’s just that simple, I love it. 😂 that’s such a Pete Davidson response lol
Total Chad response tbf
POV: you’re watching the cannibal segment days after the Armie Hammer thing
What thing?
what thing?
@@kaitlynnichole476 armie is accused of being a cannibal and a groomer
Guess which body part he saves for last?
“And we hAVE NOT SPOKEN SINce”
🤣
I didn’t get it at first lmao that’s hilarious 😂
Also, John's look of confused betrayal when Pete read out his card
Yesss Lorne kept Mullaney on for a long time and produced his show so this definitely looked like shock/jealousy 🤣
+
I read his face more as concerned
He thought some things were going down in Jamaica 😂😭
Both of them looked jealous lol
Jimmy and John: oh yeah [country music singer]
Pete, embodying Gen Z spirit: *WHO*
I love how generally shocked Mulaney was that Pete went to Jamaica with Loren
I feel like Jimmy seems alot less fake around other comedians, he must be much more comfortable than if it was some random celebrity
Didn’t he use to be a comedian? I don’t think he’s uncomfortable around other comedians pfft
Bill Haders bitch that’s literally what he said in his comment 🤦♂️ he said he’s more comfortable around comedians pfft.
@@guttedgirl9872 I love your username like same babe🤭
Which Jimmy?
he’s comfortable around these guys because of snl. u can notice he seems a lot more genuine in his interviews with other snl cast members
John Mulaney looked hurt that Lorne never asked him to Jamaica
“I...really want that to be a lie.”😂
I think his next sentence showed why he was worried. He said you in your 20s is asked by a senior executive to join him in Jamaica
Lorne has a soft spot for pete hes even helped him get in to rehab ( i think more than once)he treats him like a son.
Same with Fallon xD
@@kirstygunn4523 that's nice.
John Mulaney was genuinely shocked at Pete’s story. Look at his face! He was speechless
Hopefully that's not what caused him to relapse.
It’s actually kinda a sweet story. A senior successful man seeing a like-able guy who grew up without a dad and not a lot of money and asking “you wanna go on a vacation?”
Pete Davidson has like the best one liners in this, while John mullaney is like the story telling god
Ben Fincher so true 😂 I love it
and jimmy is also there
Why they're such a good duo
@@Snsdhyoyeon100 dad
When you have 3 talented comedians who genuinely like each other, it's always a great time.
**2
hutch 2/3 basically grew up together at SNL. And Pete is big in SNL
jimmy fallon is neither talented nor a comedian
@oscar75722 Kimmel?
oscar75722 ngl Kimmel is correct.
“he was quiet, but he was so hungry” 😂😂
This first question didn’t age well with the Armie Hammer thing now.
omg that was literally my first thought 😭
sorry??
@@Justy8111 sorry what lmfao ask a whole question
@@JoeMama-fp4gc what please explain your story
@@aquakat3400 Armie Hammer had DM’s leaked and now multiple women are coming forward about him abusing them and hints of cannibalism or that he might have killed people have come up. If you wanna know the full thing just look at the highlights of @houseofeffi on instagram.
If you said John Mulaney is from the 20s 40s or 80s, you would be right.
You read my mind!!
Young Immortal, my guy.
He was born in the 20s and he's immortal.
He sounds like a narrator from a black and white ..private eye series..
I can imagine him saying"you see, there was this dame, legs as long the Mississippi. She kinda,swayed in to my office"
@@ikkemenx I haven't seen it but will def try to now.. where is it.
"A man, your senior, goes 'that kid- Jamaica.'" 6:43
So good xD
The way I don't want to like this comment because it's at the perfect 100 likes
“He never said to me in the elevator, ‘guess what? I might be a cannibal!’.” 😂
Plot twist: his neighbour was Armie Hammer
Technically, that neighbour was not a cannibal; merely a hopeful, or aspiring, cannibal.
he probably dabbled in cannibalism previously....maybe an earlobe or finger perhaps, who knows?
@@mikophilo348 Self-cannibalism; daily.
either way he dabbles in the dark arts
BrandNewSentance
Very true!
"I've lived a full life, I've many stories to tell.."
More evidence that this tall kid was actually born in the 60s and has time-travelled to the present or something.
“Tall kid” I’m dead
1940s. definitely born in the 40s & flourished as a young adult in the 1950s.
John Mulaney needs to play a lawyer or something in an old B&W 50s movie.
I love how giggly pete always is😂
Y’all ever think that John Mulaney could have been eaten and never been the most iconic comedian alive today?? Crazy
Caoimhe Keane 😂😂😂😂😂
I'd like to believe he saw the tall child going through it and decided he didn't want his meat stressed
It was in 2013. He was already a little famous and had made many talk show appearances and some standup specials. He would be remembered forever as the SNL writer who was eaten by a cannibal.
I never heard of John mu-whoever till now how is he iconic
You are the same type of people that laugh at Amy Schumer gigs
“Yes.... it’s true..”
“You have to ask questions!”
“No I know you it’s true” 😂
0:43 “yeah I should read the emails” 💀😂
Kenzie Love I don’t get it...
Asian Jesus like that they emailed out the rules of the game before they went on the show but Pete didn’t read them hence why he is asking all these questions
Thorvald at Liberty ohhhh thanks sorry you had to explain it to me!
*email
Lauren Wong even before that. There’s rules every guest agreesto. Also certain terms and conditions before being there. Q and A’s and such. That’s why everything is filmed before. Notice how when a host asks an over the the top question the guest looks surprised and either walks out or feels attacked? That’s cause that wasn’t agreed upon.
Pete: talking about the travel experience with Lorne Michaels and laughing
John: listening very seriously and stayed being shocked for a long enough time
No it’s bc jimmy Fallon interrupted Pete and John noticed
lol I'm your 1k like
@@x1xhit_yt384 No.
i didn’t know armie hammer was john mulaney’s neighbor!
0:24 "Yeah I should really read the emails" I have never resonated with anymore more in my life
John: my neighbor was arrested for cannibalism
Jimmy: I went out for beer with a musician and woke up in Nashville
Pete: I went to Jamaica with my boss
John and Jimmy: THAT'S A LIE NO WAY
@Yeps Neps that’s why they were both so jealous haha
the way they acted completely shocked SENT me. It's just because it's Lorne Michaels, if it was any other boss anywhere, that would have been normal.
"Where did you start?"
"New York"
....
"It's true"
Damnnnnn gottem on the first question lmao 🤣
I knew it right away, because Jimmy mentioned it in a game with Chrissy Teigen. So now we know Pete and John watch the show as well ;)
Petra J. It has nothing to do with that it’s simply bc Jimmy is a raging alcoholic
Petra J. It’s because they know him, they’re friends.Pete even said so.
@@artepjan lol yeah not all.... Pretty much any comedian that mentions jimmy also mentions that hes a whole different person off the set and especially when hes drinking.
I love that they were all on SNL, so it's like three people all coming back together. Like they know and love each other and it's fascinating to watch them,
I think it’s hilarious they both are certain Jimmy’s story is true because it touches on that he’s so much more of a party animal than you’d think, and his friends in the SNL world know it first-hand.
John: “I’ve lived a full life, there are many stories.”
Hahhahaa... Shut the fuck up
I read that as he said it lol
1000th like
He is immortal
Then pete drops that story
“but i didn’t wanna be like,, me around him” same, pete, same
That's me around people in general lmao honey I'm reserved as hell
I've never identified with a celebrity more.
@@TG-jp3tc was gonna type the exact same thing
I'm a simple girl, I see John Mulaney or Pete Davidson
*i fucking jab my finger onto my phone screen aggressively*
John Mulaney’s neighbour must have been Armie Hammer💀💀
Stopppp😭💀
“His voice is like what interrogation is” LMFAOOOO
Cracked me up too. 🤟
Funny, but soooo true!
Yeah we're all watching the same vid dude.
Erica Shady
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@@EricaShady10171972 i'd rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you
2:21 This is so small but watch how Mulaney catches on and cues that last drum/cymbal hit.
This man is actually perfect.
Holy shit I didn't notice the first time I watched it.
@@ANDYxBLINK Same
He didn't cue it
You kinda just know where the beat falls.
That's really not that amazing.
cute
I watch this every day it’s not healthy
plot twist, john's neighbor was armie hammer
"He never said to me in the elevator 'you'll never believe who i had for dinner last night'"
Damocles54 most underrated comment
At the end, John looked so not ready to just "accept" Pete's story, he was looking at Jimmy a bit like "wait, I have so many questions about this vacation"
Yeah, is Lorne taking advantage of a 20 yrs old? Why? 😂 what could this vacation mean?
Cause Lorne is a fairly private person and also someone that all three of them know very well. Just didn't make sense for Lorne to invite Pete in the first season.
He was jealous, and impressed.
i love how pete is in a hoodie and sweatpants while everyone is wearing formal attire-
John Mulaney seemed genuinely jealous about the Jamaica story.
I personally don't think he was jealous, more like shocked. To be fair, Lorne is much much older than Pete and Pete was only 20 at that time so it was kinda shady. Plus, Pete was new.
It's pretty weird for an old guy to take a 20-year-old on a vacation with him.
the amount of times i’ve watched this for john and pete is unhealthy
Same😂
me too dude
Same
Oh same
Same
I love the fact that John that took Pete under his wing since Pete's suicide scare I loved John before but now I love him even more so much
gaby juarez I agree 💯!!!
RIGHT? They’re so sweet together.
Ikr aw
They were actually good friends long before that!
They have been hanging out since before that.
Jimmy and John look like the true interrogators and Pete just looks like he's in trouble for looting a general store or something 😂
They chose the best people for this. Laughter is everywhere
Getting three SNL guys together always results in a good time.
Bahahahahaha
SNL is trash
THIS shoulda been the cast for the newest ghostbusters movie. lmfa
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@@CaliBoyee818 ok
Pete and John look like Jimmy's conscience. Pete being the devil and John being the angel
Silverio Escobedo omg yes.
This has to be a movie, could you imagine two hours of them getting Jimmy's movie character to do God only knows what?!
what a great way to narrate this lol
You nailed it.
John Mulaney lived next to Armie Hammer?!
2:12 “that’s Hollywood!” 🤣🤣
I love Pete and John together. Literally best friends who need each other
Jimmy is Promo is that a dude perfect logo
No way. So it's hands down like a friends from childhood thing? That's awesome! Hell yeah, thanks for the comfort! I'll just go fuck myself now!
That was literally the first thing i said when i started the video
Anyone else think about how John was once a blackout drunk, smoked cocaine AND did mushrooms at one point? And now he's a self proclaimed "piece of plain white bread" XD
EDIT: so this aged very poorly and I was a dumbass 12 yo when I wrote this. i just hope everyone involved is happy and healthy in the end and I wish them all the best of luck. (also pls don't attack other ppl in the comments :)
ShreeyA GomataM ...smoked cocaine?
I think he meant to say drink cocaine.
I think he tries to hard and it is off-putting.
ShreeyA GomataM when?
Lila X in college. He talks a lot about it in his comedy specials. Very funny. He talks about getting drunk and taking drugs all the time 😂😂
"He was quiet... but he was so hungry."
When all John wanted was the approval of Lorne Michaels an Pete got it at 20 he went through the five stages: disbelief, anger, sadness, approval, then impressed Lol
Jessica D 100%
I noticed that too!!!
Greatest comment Ever. Lol lol
Jessica D you could see how johm is desperate to ask more questions!!! Lol
Jessica D LOOOOL
I think John stopped aging since 1950
I think this joke is from 1950
Wait..
@@lakshayagarwal652 Your mom is from 1950
Druid Hey watch it- that’s my wife!
@@tsmith4988 wait you cheated on me!!!!!
i still come back and watch this periodically years later and lose it lmao
this is such a comfort video