John Mulaney Got Cheated Out of $120K | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • "I didn't drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall."
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  • @samaraisnt
    @samaraisnt 4 роки тому +30

    You can tell he's

  • @AlexanderMoen
    @AlexanderMoen 4 роки тому +20

    Some of the best parts of this bit were cut out. "Yeah, that's right, I paid $120,000 to learn a language that I ALREADY SPOKE!"

  • @kelseysbookrecs
    @kelseysbookrecs 4 роки тому +18

    As a college senior I very much want “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision I ever made in my life” on my grad cap

  • @mememe1011
    @mememe1011 4 роки тому +14

    Guess that 120k English degree did him some good because he's the clearest spoken person I've ever heard! 🤣

  • @OneAndOnlyYesMan
    @OneAndOnlyYesMan 3 роки тому +8

    “I gave you more money than the civil war cost” an underrated line

  • @_aiko020
    @_aiko020 3 роки тому +10

    I like that he just angrily prances around the stage while he repeats "$120,000"

  • @Danielle-ty8mx
    @Danielle-ty8mx 4 роки тому +13

    Pure John Mulaney energy is 1940's sports broadcaster with curse words and excellent comedic timing

  • @mchllme
    @mchllme 4 роки тому +7

    This video is missing the best line where he goes “FOR A LANGUAGE I ALREADY SPOKE”

  • @linbojen
    @linbojen 4 роки тому +4

    The worst part is as an English major, that’s accurate

  • @tianna6933
    @tianna6933 4 роки тому +8

    "do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep" is the question i end every single day with

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT 4 роки тому +22

    I love how he fancifully prances across the stage, like a deer.

  • @wrenk3165
    @wrenk3165 4 роки тому +17

    “Which was fun, cause mail, y’know?”

  • @mohammedzain9663
    @mohammedzain9663 3 роки тому +12

    "And you fucking SPENT IT ALREADY!!"

  • @sheeeeeesh2965
    @sheeeeeesh2965 3 роки тому +419

    ”I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen…and then I didn’t” will always be one of my favorite lines

  • @andy-espo
    @andy-espo 3 роки тому +833

    “how dare you clap for the worst financial decision of my life” well i know what’s going on my graduation cap lmao

  • @charliebear2048
    @charliebear2048 3 роки тому +4

    How do you think John Mulaney feels knowing that he's defined a generation, and that that generation isn't his?

  • @ryasanovar8175
    @ryasanovar8175 3 роки тому +144

    "AND THEN I DIDN'T"

  • @dumaskhan
    @dumaskhan 4 роки тому +21

    "I paid 120 thousand dollars to earn a degree in a language I already spoke."

  • @Saiyamanmc
    @Saiyamanmc 4 роки тому +19

    "i paid 120 thousand dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen, and then i didn't"

  • @coreysullivan2171

    "What kind of cokehead relative" ..... ironic watching his latest special lmao